TRUMP GENERAL - Eagle Edition

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NEW
>Trump Rally in Waukesha WI 9/29/16 6PM CT
youtu.be/55w7B8rq-3Y
>Trump Rally in Council Bluffs IA 9/28/16
youtu.be/LLzRqUCB6Ss
>Trump meets Pol American Cong Chicago IL 9/28/16
youtu.be/bmZB-1jvDRw

EVENTS
>Trump Rally in Melbourne FL 9/27/16
youtu.be/TRAm6vPYuMM
>Trump TH at Miami Dade College FL 9/27/16
youtu.be/zw7u7mcdEhs
>Trump stops at Miami Diner 9/27/16
youtu.be/wVZ8Lk6MghY
>First Presidential Debate 9/26/16
youtu.be/GQFGTDFvMSc
>Pence Rally at Milford, NH 9/26/16
youtu.be/JQHLhXwhhuY
>Trump Rally in Roanoke VA 9/24/16
youtu.be/GeQ7Dgd7TWM
>Pence rally in Black Mountain NC 9/24/16
youtu.be/fj5Gmijr4eY
>Trump TH on Hannity 9/23/16
youtu.be/7-Xv3dfCObs

INTERVIEWS
>Trump on F&F 9/27/16
youtu.be/m2hW3ZEUQIU
>Trump/Hannity Post debate 9/26/16
youtu.be/9SnZC3clEx4
>Trump/CNN post debate 9/26/16
youtu.be/nZQc6U05H4M
>Trump/Bloomberg post debate 9/26/16
youtu.be/zogu2VTQ9Sk
>Trump on Full Measure 9/25/16
fullmeasure.news/news/cover-story/donald-trump-interview-part-1
>Pence Face the Nation 9/25/16
youtu.be/a849wTe-b4E

INSPIRATION
>The Lion
youtu.be/Lu4VUsaxs6E
>Trump Ad: Movement
youtu.be/VZJ868DHrwk
>Deplorables Unite
youtu.be/lDUwXFvTJfA
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
youtu.be/RCUZ8w4Du2U
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
CROOKED HILLARY GUIDE
pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
pastebin.com/XuJpPFni
wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/

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AWOO

TRUMP RALLY NOW:

>youtube.com/watch?v=55w7B8rq-3Y RSB

>youtube.com/watch?v=MwUchAlSmpA DTSE

>youtube.com/watch?v=rRbUZ_rR_D8 NU

>>abcnews.go.com/Live?stream=1

MAGA, brothers

WISCONSIN IS GOING RED!

MAGA

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Avid Trump supporter here.

Honestly. I don't think Trump can win against the Clinton machine. They're willing to kill, lie, cheat, and threaten everyone. They're mafia.

The end result will be some battleground state. Too close to call. Wednesday morning. Clinton wins from behind the scenes recount. And the establishment machine keeps chugging right along.

I doubt they will let Trump win. They don't fight fair. If he wins I fear for the man's life and family.

sup suburb bro

TRUMP

TRUMP

TRUMP

TRUMP

Someone broke this shill

ctr has been so booty blasted since the debates

shows what they really think about what happened at the debate. they wouldnt be shilling so hard if Hillary actually won

>that tfw when donald rallies in your neighbor state but not yours

RARE PEPE SONG
youtube.com/watch?v=fBbhZ8CZsZg
RARE PEPE SONG
youtube.com/watch?v=fBbhZ8CZsZg
RARE PEPE SONG
youtube.com/watch?v=fBbhZ8CZsZg

HILLARY IS FUCKED, MICHIGAN DIDNT CHANGE AT ALL DESPITE HER WINNING 2:1 IN THE SAME POLL

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What the hell?

I'm staying home now

Or even better, I'll just vote Hillary ironically haha

good luck mr. president trump :3

So sorry, as I've missed you
Running with the crazy crowd
I'm climbing, going higher
I don't care if I never come down

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>tfw missed all his rallies in your swing state

HILLARY IS A MESS

Question, why are you non-burgers supporting Trump? Is it entertainment value, potential for happenings or do you believe he really is the best choice when it comes to fighting back Islam and globalism?

NC will be solid red this November, boys. Waiting very impatiently for my absentee ballot. Sent it on Monday, it better show up soon.

JIM JORDAN TALKING ABOUT COMBETTA'S LEDDITPOSTING ON DOBBS

Good idea user. I might do the same. I've been considering it.

>Even when Hillary wins, she still loses
JUST

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lol why is this so funny

Probably because the closer Trump gets to the Wite House, the closer criminal charges are for them.

Filter #1:

T7KYaMXM

>the only real rally he had in your state was a fundraiser for your state senator's campaign and it cost $200 to attend

Bravo. Glad to see Hillary's 10 million dollar meme campaign is paying off.

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>the weak should fear the strong

daily reminder, it's pronounced Waukesha, not Waukeeesha

>4444

o-o-okay

IF DOUBLES, IVANKA WILL HAVE SEX WITH ME.

When Clinton gave Trump shit about wanting to make money off housing market crash, that would have been a great time for him to remind the world that it was Bill Clinton who signed the Gramm–Leach–Bliley Act into law, which led to the housing market crash and eventually the collapse of the economy.

investmentwatchblog.com/when-clinton-gave-trump-shit-about-wanting-to-make-money-off-housing-market-crash-that-would-have-been-a-great-time-for-him-to-remind-the-world-that-it-was-bill-clinton-who-signed-the-gramm-l/

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
DO IT
FUCKING DO IT RIGHT NOW

h-hello taylor

have you graduated from Cred Forums and moved onto Cred Forums?

Like "walk uh shaw"?

I can't wait for this election to get overwith. We all know Hillary is going to be elected. All this work feels like a complete waste of time.

this guy looks like beast from the newer xmen movies

The last reuters poll gives Clinton a +4, when the previous ones gave it a tie or even put Trump ahead.

Anyone else worried?

Funny that this guy is Norwegian

>Question, why are you non-burgers supporting Trump?

The US is the biggest power in the world lad. What happens to you reflects on us all.

>do you believe he really is the best choice when it comes to fighting back Islam and globalism?

Genuinely this

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>0.02 cents have been added to your account

Is this what an aleppo is?

HOW DOES THE DON DO IT?
HOW DOES HE HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY TO FLY ALL AROUND THE COUNTRY EVERY DAY?

>entered to win coffee with Ivanka
>now scared to win incase i spill spaghetti

Yeah it's pretty obvious despite our best efforts that she's going to win.

>always losing, within 'striking distance', but never winning
>this is a good thing

>smashes into the mountains
>the mountain head gods awaken and destroy the universe

They are very, very scared.

Trump did exactly what they feared. Act like himself, the guy from Oprah.

They have nothing. Racist rings hollow, he addressed the tax returns and birther nonsense.

Hillary has had nothing thrown at her yet. Trump is about to do an historic ad buy, just set the record for small donations in a day.

They are all going to prison. Doesn't matter if they're the outsourced help from India or the sons and daughters of K Street in DC.

Hey man can you keep the "1488 kill the jews race war now" to a minimum? Thanks.

yes

we have 2 1200hp generators at a plant we work at in MN

also
>inb4 twoo twoo

>online polls show that Trump won the debate
>(((Experts))) say Hillary won
>polls coming out after the debate show that Trump's lead is improving after the debate

Really makes me think...

baka desu senpai if i knew i could've gotten paid to shitpost for trump i'd be rich right now

>always losing, within 'striking distance', but never winning
>this is a good thing

cool

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>CTR shill using the word shill

Not sure they give you money if you point out the lying rats paying you

That's cute, darling

AWOOO!

>polls coming out after the debate show that Trump's lead is improving after the debate

which ones?

reminds me of one of those skits where there's a person in the chair behind her and through her sleeves who's arms are clapping for her

3 rallies in 1 fucking day???


WTF!!!!

> he wants to BTFO ISIS
> he wants to repair relationship with Russia
>he wants to BTFO TPPA

Watching libturds meltdown is just a side dish. His plans will change the world for the better, Obama 2.0 will not.

None of them. They're just delusional. It's looking really BAD right now.

Fuck that cheap little bitch. What's his address and I'll send him a bill to cover my expenses.

I do it for free

> suspend for trump hat
> next day wear trump to school
Alpha as fuck
MAGA my friends

HIGH

ENERGY

I'm kind of worried about this too, and i remember something similar happening twice.

In WA and MN senate races, the republican candidate held a slight lead, but the margin was so close that law prescribed an automatic recount, if i recall. In both cases, new voting machines were magically discovered that had not been counted previously, all in heavily Dem areas and the final tally swung democrat even though, in some areas, there were more votes cast than there were registered voters.

Anyone else here with a better memory remember what i'm talking about?

All of them. LA Times, Google Consumer.

>Trump shills triggered because they were caught

>Rachel Maddow MSNBC
>2 exclusives at top of the show tonight: (1) new poll, (2) advance look at a bombshell story that will hit the campaign tmro. 9pm ET, MSNBC.

who duh

>The last reuters poll gives Clinton a +4, when the previous ones gave it a tie or even put Trump ahead.

Their data showed Trump magically collapsing to -6 BEFORE the debates, the -4 is an improvement.

This is why I've been convinced for some time now that Ipsos is a meme pollster this cycle.

Trump is saying what we've been screaming at you for 25 years now: STOP WITH THE GLOBALISM.

by the way, I remember walker cutting CBR in 2011 for teachers

how did that end up working out for WI?

CTR's fucking shitting everywhere again.

America leads, the rest follows

have another (you), friend

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Yeah it's pretty obvious Trump doesn't have a chance. Fucking pisses me off. All this support and work meant absolutely nothing. Oh well.

>$34.50 a month

I make that in an hour and a half my real job lmao

>triggered
>not comfy af

>online polls that Cred Forums brigaded are relevant

Filter #2

zZlFJyfd

No Gary this is not what Aleppo is.
no
Are you really surprised?

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So I guess we're all just paid shills fighting each other online? Seems depressing really.

I wouldn't be shoveling shit if I could shitpost online for money

EVEN WHEN HILLARY WINS, SHE LOSES

ijr.com/2016/09/702044-exclusive-ijr-google-poll-shows-the-victory-in-last-nights-presidential-debate-goes-to-hillary-clinton/

HILLARY WON THE DEBATE BUT TRUMP WENT UP 3 POINTS IN THE SAME POLL

SOMEONE RING THAT MADMAN SCOTT ADAMS AND TELL HIM HE WAS RIGHT AGAIN

>implying CTR isn't attempting the exact same thing

The electors, Hillary

>CTR's fucking shitting everywhere again.

Take it as them telegraphing the state of Illary's internal polling.

The harder the shill, the worse she is doing.

It's actually funny.

Yeah, that random fat guy pays us to create a general and speak only to each other. See, it's actually a honeypot. Everyone *real* Cred Forumsack loves Hillary Clinton because... Reasons... And we created this general to lure those TruePolacks® into our thread, and compel them to argue with us and spam shitposts. Thus, we disrupt the normal operations of TruePolacks®, such as responding to "Are Italians White?" and "How can whyte bois even compete with BBC" threads, which are, of course, all created by TruePolacks®

It's a scheme so devious it can't fail, and it's all thanks to that fat guy who created virtual reality, which is the future of gaming and not at all just another fad like shitty 3D movies.

godspeed user

you do good work and are underappreciated

>thread with 110 unique users rigged ALL the polls

D E L U S I O N

>we told her to wear the hillary for prison shirt, and she actually did it, the madwoman! hahahaha!

>Cred Forums no longer supports Trump after this debate!
>Cred Forums rigged everything, only WE'RE allowed to do that! t. 67% Dem pollsters
PICK. A. DAMN. SCRIPT.

>no

O-okay just blow my ass out. I was trying to make a joke.

> Serbia
> Failed Ethnic cleansing
> Failed border

WE HAVE THE BEST QTS

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HILLARY IS A LOSER

america is the leader of the free world
america dictates the agenda
trump talks about "traditional western values" and abolition of political correctness and globalism
we all need this
hillary represents the exact opposite of this

Drumpf shills think we get paid for this.

We fucking love Hillary and love to brag about how bad your fucking racist old white man is doing.

kys CTR shill, go get fucked :^)

>Trump wins on Nov. 8
>"t-that doesn't count, Cred Forums rigged it by voting for him"

We love you trump!

is there any proof that Trump ACTUALLY insulted that Alicia woman? Or are we just taking her word for it? Is there audio or video proof?

Is that Brandi Love?!!!

HILLARY IS A LIAR

Don't discuss our plan, Juan. You're on thin ice as it is.

>Nobody is being paid to shill for Donald Trump. That is a democrat funded lie.

Ave God Emperor

sounds like Brexit

>REEEEEDOOOOOO

they cheat in other ways too
that's why they are so mad, they got played in their own game.

>what is a script

Trump insults all women, which is why 90% of them wont vote for him.

THIS IS A HITJOB

LUGENPRESSE AT WORK

youtube.com/watch?v=s7uScWHcTzk


FRONTLINE SHILLING FOR SHILLARY


FUCKING JEWS


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You like hanging onto this?

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We are living in an age where the biggest issues the media wants us to care about are:

> a real estate mogul may have flip flopped on his stance on the Iraq War

> in the 1990s said real estate mogul called a woman fat because she gained 60lbs in a year

> a cartoon frog is racist

SHE HAS A NAME DAHNALD

no

You don't need proof to accuse Trump of anything. You just say it enough that it changes atleast one persons mind, then apologize for it and hope no one brings it up or shout somoene down that everyone makes mistakes.

Gaylord Nelson BTFO!

$hills on nov 8

>Polls are only valid when we rig them

>PublicPolicyPolling @ppppolls

>Because we love you, tomorrow we're going to have not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, but 5 post-debate battleground state polls

gaylords on suicide watch

"The sociopath will always accuse you of doing the very thing that they are guilty of themselves. They do this to deflect the attention from them."

>even when he thinks somoene is a shill, he keeps responding

Guess if I'm a shill, I'm doing my job right. Better than these paid CTR fuckers

this costs me money homes

>HOW DARE THEY ACCUSE US OF BEING PAID

You have no idea how much your crocodile tears warm my soul.

MOVEMENT!

Illinois will go red!

youtube.com/watch?v=VYmj9kHzOm4

Why won't anybody call Sean Hannity?

Exactly what Gravis showed, exactly what Dilbertman said.

This wasn't a debate for fucking policy wonks and pundits, assholes wanting a beat down on policy. It was about who is more likable and less of an establishment hack or nutjob.

Hillary eeked out the battle with help from the media (which no one trusts), Trump won the war.

Shills are going to prison. Neogaf shut down for supporting Islamic terror.

GAYLORD FUCKING REKT

>(((PBS)))
I'M SHOCKED. SHOCKED, I TELL YOU!

>(((polls)))

i betcha they rigged them hardcore this time around

>polls are so easily manipulated that a script can get around them
>a script that only Cred Forums can write

shills are making me comfy, you know we are winning when they show up

how the fuck are those 8.5x11 plastic things by the speakers supposed to stop a bullet?

is it the angle they are positioned at relative to those in the upper level?

is the SS only worried about head shots because body shots are easily treatable?

ohmyfuckinggod
please tell me this is real

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CTR is clearly pro-rape - their candidate is a rape enabler.

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coworker looks at me shocked due to my pepe images on my work PC
>DID YOU KNOW THE ADL HAS DECLARED PEPE A HATE SYMBOL
>look at her in the eye
>does it bother you?
>YES IT'S SO RACISSSSSS
>you.. are admitting to being bothered... by a cartoon frog... from the internet.. who you think is a racist nazi
>qt coworker: Pepe is so cute!
>first coworker: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and stormed off
good times

why arent you wearing a hat motherfucker

>That font
Holy shit fix your browser.

>Any American who is stupid and bigoted enough to vote for Trump shouldn't be allowed to vote!

Are you sure you're not looking at the teleprompters?

That's a good shill

My neighbor tried getting into yesterday's Melbourne rally yesterday. She got to the airport at 4:00 and it was so packed she couldn't even get a parking space. So I gave her the RSBN link. I hope she watched it.

its a teleprompter you dip

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> I'm gonna pretend something is true even if I have no clue if it is. Stupid meme naked gun meme huehuehue.

I wish something very bad happens to you.

AWOOO! Texas bro

It's real, but those Google surveys aren't very good.

>The states coming tomorrow morning are Colorado, Florida, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, and Virginia

First PPP poll in Colorado? That's interesting

>mfw I live in Michigan
>mfw I want Trump to win

They're rated B on 538 so they're not shit either.

>Honestly. I don't think Trump can win against the Clinton machine. They're willing to kill, lie, cheat, and threaten everyone. They're mafia.
Then I will die of laughter when none of their tricks work.

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If you take out interns, campaign workers, Craig's List hires, and SEIU members on the clock, your average Hillary rally probably gets about 20 people to turn out.

KEK!

@90785488
>Trump insults all women, which is why 90% of them wont vote for him.

Hillary is losing the male vote worse than Trump is losing the female vote. Thats men and women of all races, mind you.

Also, no (you)s for a lazy shitpost

i like my font

This is a really good awoo.
I really like this awoo.

Some fat balding shitter on fox news said google polls don't even matter though..They aren't accurate. They aren't even adjusted.

Islam is a religion of peace.

I love having original sounctrack again. Many thanks ABC.

youtu.be/j7leQB_Oe_k

>there are white people in our state who vote Democrat
I've been trolling these fags by asking them if they think Ford will stop having transmission problems once they start making them in Mexico, lol

FUCK SHILLARY

youtu.be/wBAblg4ynPE

Black Infowars reporter is kicked out of one of the oldest businesses in Texas after being called an Uncle Tom for supporting Trump.

even that is pushing it

she is so fucking done

I want to have forceful hand-holding and forcefully putting maga hats on people

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hello manlet

looks like those bullet stoppers won't be able to help you

Repeating integers confirm Wisconsin will go red!

Who is the next presidential debate moderator?

They've already begun to massively drop off.

They don't have the stamina for this job.

One does not simply out-sperg Cred Forums

They fight for a few shekels.

We fight for the love of our race, our God Emperor, and our memes.

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AWOOOO!

what a crowd they have in Waukesha, WI
youtube.com/watch?v=55w7B8rq-3Y

Thanks for pointing this out. So much is made of Trumps gap with women, but then Hillary's gap with me is simply written off as "men just don't like her because they hate women."

It's a very bizarre world that we inhabit.

i sincerely hope all this sjw libtards GTFO of America when Trump wins
i know it's not gonna happen, but I really wish they would

Cooper or FoxNews

can't remember but heard good things about the next mod questions from hannity so maybe it's fox news?

PPP is literally run by the DNC isn't it?

One thing that upsets me about the debate is Donald saying that he had something really negative to say about Hillary but he wasn't going to say it during the debates because of Chelsea.

Please tell me this is a ruse of 4D Chess because jesus christ it feels like Donald is making one of the oldest cinematic mistakes of warming up to your enemy.

This is fucking war, and there's no winner. At the end of the day one side takes over the country and the other is relegated to being a quip.

Does Donald want to make a cameo in next year's Emmy's.

If the answers no then fuck that Gremlin Chelsea Clinton we've gotta used everything to take down Hillary.

Anderson Cooper :DDDDDD

Get ready for the bias :^) :DD

ITS FUCKING OVER

Trump is losing by 6 points in a state that Romney won by 8.

Just give up already and try again in 2020.

>its rigging only when we dont win

Fire marshal is a cuck. They could squeeze a few thousand more in

>by a hair

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>This is fucking war, and there's only one winner winner.
Fixed

Obama won WA by 15pts.

Hillary has already lost. This is over.

kys my man

If I had to bet, I'd say most (if not all) will show Trump down by less than 5 points, thanks to some minor (((adjustments)))

Read the Dilbertman post. The goal was to come off as calm and not insane. It's a way to signal that he can moderate himself.

PPP leans slightly Republican, I think. But it also tends to be fairly accurate, if not the most.

Somebody correct me if I'm wrong

Trump doesn't go in guns blazing, its the first debate. He waits until Hillary racks up the personal insults and then Donald goes Disproportionate Response and it's ogre.

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This guy.

Hillary: paid millions of shills to post about her on the internet and can't get anyone to show up to her rallies

Trump: millions of online and IRL people that shill for him because they genuinely love him

I just remind them how much of a horrible cunt Hillbilly is and they all go quiet.

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metro.co.uk/2015/03/09/the-barbie-antidote-kickstarter-launches-the-hillary-clinton-ready-for-action-figure-5094930/


metro.co.uk/2015/03/09/the-barbie-antidote-kickstarter-launches-the-hillary-clinton-ready-for-action-figure-5094930/


metro.co.uk/2015/03/09/the-barbie-antidote-kickstarter-launches-the-hillary-clinton-ready-for-action-figure-5094930/


metro.co.uk/2015/03/09/the-barbie-antidote-kickstarter-launches-the-hillary-clinton-ready-for-action-figure-5094930/


As if she weren't plastic enough..

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Romney did not win Washington.

>Durham, NH
>home of flagship UNH campus
>dead center in the middle of the most liberal part of the state (the Seacoast region)
>that pathetic turnout
For reference Obama was filling high school gyms and entire public parks in the Seacoast in 2012. It's all ogre for her.

defenitely everything west of 294 and south of 80

>someone else posting HOINA

Mah nigga. I swear I had a MAGA edit of her somewhere.

Lol you can't just make shit up when the facts don't agree with you.

i want to be paid millions

I don't know but they include questions about Harambe and consider themselves "scientific".

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Please send this to Scott Adams

Have another.

your game is weak and you are a pathetic shill

somebody needs to contact your supervisor and fire your stupid ass, plenty of better shills with actual talent out there

Dilbertman memes are spicy af desu

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Trump shills out in full force after getting BTFO I see.

maybe

but I know for a fact that Medium is run by the DNC according to their leaks

in fact, Medium seems to be the main platform that the DNC pushes out their propaganda through

2 lewd
2 lewd 3 me
You are like little baby.
Like this.

>tfw Trump caries Washington, Bill Bryant becomes governor, and Pattie Murray gets ousted

A man can meme.....

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did over twitter

Like how?

youtube.com/watch?v=3XYHtHaoAzI
>Hotel vandal driving from Los Angeles to Bakersfield
sad!

Just occurred to me

CTR probably really stands for Champion The Rape-enabler

Does he even know he's being memed like this for the past year or so?

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Cred Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Cred Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

cwc level of trolling and rolling here

Hey. Illinois Bro here

We voted Red for a governer a few years back

Can we go red again? Elections in this state vary in turnouts

Elections get the most and most never reach the same amount that election gets

Do we have a chance?

>that card
>that whole card game

I tweeted it to him a week ago, but he never responds.

He has answered 4-5 of my questions on his periscopes though, so that's super comfy.

I know this is not the right place to ask but no one ever responds to my threads so I find it more effective to ask in already active topics. Do you guys know any good podcasts, YouTube channels, articles that discuss Russia, Putin and their agenda from a different narrative than we hear from MSM. I feel like we aren't hearing the full truth of what's happening with that country and its areas, considering how much lies we hear about Trump.

>oh, boy, i can't wait to vote for an orange meme

if by BTFO you mean drinking your tears, then yea

Update from the ground.

Saved.

>This election is the last time to stop the Neo-Liberals of the New World Order

DOBBS GOING ALL-FUCKING-OUT UNFILTERED ALEX JONES TIER UP IN THIS BITCH

REDPILL OVERDOSES IMMINENT

Coincidence or not?

THE BUTTER COW IS IN ILLINOIS

REEE

Who is this Kyoani cutie?

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*drops mike*

>tfw shill gets btfo then turns around and declares victory

>los angeles to bakersfield

maybe he's just looking for a waterchip?

AWOO
>tfw this is trump general and people complaining we are shills. gtfo out trump general if you dont like our opinions fags

Up yours, Swede

>Trump's tweeting on this

fucking love RSBNs music

haha BTFO!

>any good podcasts

>johnbatchelorshow.com/

ya but you were only cool if you knew about the corrupt politicians and media years and years ago

any regular dude could see the blatant corruption NOW

and be like ya im with that trump guy
fug the stablishment

actually the people with credit were already doing this decades ago but nobody listened

Ours now! We're not giving it back. Its our sacrifice to El Rato to turn Wisconsin red.

Seriously think it's better rolling the dice with Trump than the corrupt Clintons who will go all in for UN,Globalism,open border horror.show

>bill on the sax

No. Chicago is a leech and burden on your otherwise respectable state. Sorry, lad. :^(

I think so. He retweeted this one. I'm sure he's seen more of them.

He's also complimented our meme skills many times over.

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT THE BUTTER COW

Idk any personally, but RT has a good Russian slant. It's always good to listen to both sides and form your own opinion.

Have a bump and a pepe.

Freyja Wion. Best girl from a mediocre show.

Whose arms are those

Make me.

Illegal immigrants broke the law. Paying as little taxes as you need to is not breaking the law.

BTFO

Is he literally getting out of a pool because he just got ass-raped by a nigger and now there's AIDS in it?

Using those "loopholes" isn't illegal, it's what smart people do.
If you don't you're not competetive and companies that do replace you.
Why are Shillarians so bad at basic business?

Is the catheter sold separately?

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Also I just noticed the fucked up sub.

Shouldn't* Nice proofing, gg.

CALLING ANY CHINESE INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES:

A country-wide thunderstorm over the US on November 9th would be fantastic. I know you can do it.

technologyreview.com/s/409794/weather-engineering-in-china/

IS THIS HOW THE PARTY OF TRUMP DIES?

A COW MADE OF BUTTER?

>ass raped
>raping a gay man's ass

Legally impossible.

LOL

foodsafetynews.com/2016/09/tyson-recalls-more-than-65-tons-of-chicken-nuggets/
foodsafetynews.com/2016/09/tyson-recalls-more-than-65-tons-of-chicken-nuggets/
foodsafetynews.com/2016/09/tyson-recalls-more-than-65-tons-of-chicken-nuggets/
foodsafetynews.com/2016/09/tyson-recalls-more-than-65-tons-of-chicken-nuggets/

>th-they keep c-calling me a sh-shill just because I am one ;_;
>I KNOW I will call THEM the shill, hehehe

That's the hip new "strat" that r/Shill4Hill came up with for their post-debate "blitz"

Unless I'm mistaken, Trump even wants to end many of the loopholes that allow people like himself to get away with paying so little. That, and lower the tax rate for everybody.

>Hillary is raising taxes on everyone

Pool's closed

THERE IS ONE BUTTERCOW AND TED IS HIS PROPHET

Fuck you for talking shit about God Emperor, for starters

but Stratfor, Geopolitical Futures, and Mauldin Economics (on YT) is bretty gud

all featuring (((George Friedman))), but he's actually a really really good analyst

I've been following him for a couple of years now and he almost never let's me down

GIVE IT BACK CHEESE MAN

WE'LL SEND IN THE NOGS

I just got home, is this Trump related or just btfo'd?

What's it like to lie for a living? And for a person like Shillary, lel.

NOT THE NUGGIES

NO

Eu make me comfy, user.

dude how many of those did you send? I remember that huge stack you had last week

This is how Illinois dies.


No one wants to go to Chicago

>Buttercow

We're screwed if Wisconsin takes the last good normie attraction we have

>implying we don't have a problem with nogs contained in Milwaukee
Pissing in a lake of piss. Like Lake Pissagain.

Hello fellow Trump fans. Trump has insulted our 400 pound selves and now my vote is going to Hillary. Thoughts?

if this election is an anime, then ctr are team rocket

OBAMA IS DRONE STRIKING OUR SUPPLY LINES

RED ALERT RED ALERT

True
He stopped talking about it sadly
It's a good point

reminder

>muh tendies

Some pools never close.

If it's so easy to do why didn't CTR do it

Tyson are shithead anyway I remember they were doing business with Cuba or venezuela or someshit

>class discussion
>"Should the Supreme Court interpret the Constitution based on the intent of the Framers?"
>most replies in a nutshell:
>"MUH FRAMERS NEVER THOUGHT OF ASSAULT WEAPONS!!!"

1) I wish programming was taught in trade schools rather than shitshow colleges and universities.
2) I really cannot wait until Trump blows these people the fuck out with whoever he appoints to the Supreme Court.

What about the Sears Tower? And that bean made of silver?

>Do you guys know any good podcasts

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>If it's so easy to do why didn't CTR do it

They're incompetent.

Anyone making new?

Don't let your memes be dreams.

There will be blood for this.

Sent them all Tuesday of last week.

Results:

-Ted Cruz endorsed Trump a day after receiving it.
-Joe's son is in a coma
-Nate is on suicide watch
-CTR seems to have tripled their budget

Overall, not bad for 80 dollars and a few afternoons of work.

Chicagofag here. It's fine.

norway is

>Anyone making new?

/nb4 CrusaderKun starts making stormweenie threads

You can't all support Trump after he insulted us.

And they later ((adjusted)) all those polls and everything was ((right)) in the world

saved

Don't you forget it!

baking

Kirino hates the skypes and googles with a passion.
She is so pure she keeps it in the family

Should have pointed out that the founders allowed private citizens to own literal warships.

I'll wait until page 7

Why di we not see a Hillary health episode Monday night?

>implying he did

NEW BREAD

NEW BREAD

NEW BREAD

NEW BREAD

gg is alive again?

The Butter Cow is his Stand. It allows him to slip into anything and become relevant again.

checked
>CTR IS BLASTING OFF AGAIN!

Thanks Norway. You've been a bro the last few nights. I appreciate your help uncucking America.

We'll have to work on Norway after this election.

The Alt-Right has now officially endorsed Mrs. Clinton. She best represents our racist, sexist, and nazi ideologies, and she may have called us deplorable but at least she didn't call the DNC hacker fat.

HEIL HITLARY!!!

Fucking based.

Not to the extent you went, but I've been redpilling the fuck out of family and friends back home. Turned 2 hardcore Hillary shills to leaning Trump. Btw, I'm from western NY state, shill country. I know it's just a few red votes in a sea of blue shill, but every vote counts.

The way things are going we might be able to turn New York. Even Washington is within 6 points now. Every vote matters.

is there a Massachusetts version of this meme?

It has been an honour and pleasure helping out.
I really hope it is possible to save our land too. But as long as we can Make America Great Again there will always be hope for the future.

>Ted Cruz endorsed Trump a day after receiving it.
You absolute fucking madman.

I'd call you autistic, but they're actually intelligent.

You seem to have an extra 21st chromosome

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