What did Assange mean by this?

Is this our October surprise?

Will he pop with the info or will he give up in order to leave the embassy and be murdered?

Get that man some IVa plates

hillarys sniper will take him out

The DNC """""leaks"""""" were the best he had and that turned out to be nothing. Now will you redditors stop shilling your faggot rapist?

THANKS FOR CORRECTING THE RECORD
KILL YOURSELF
THANKS FOR CORRECTING THE RECORD
KILL YOURSELF
THANKS FOR CORRECTING THE RECORD
KILL YOURSELF
THANKS FOR CORRECTING THE RECORD
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THANKS FOR CORRECTING THE RECORD
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Source ?

>wikileaks

soon as you stop shilling your rapist-enabler

dont waste your time these idiots are delusional

CTR
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>he replied to himself

CTR
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>people are going to fall for this bait

He has had sex change now Julie Assange

>looks at flag
>>people are going to fall for this bait

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He's going to confess to his multiple rapes

>looks at flag
>people are going to enjoy this bait

This is quite the surprising turn of events and the announcement will be in October.

Yes. Get Hype.

Sorry friend, was just thirsty for some (You)s and neo-Cred Forums gives them up for free

look at this cuck looool

>porn
MOOOODS

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When did Assange become such an attention whore?

>announcement on 10/4

what will he mean by this

means he's going to commit suicide by either a fire bomb from a lone (((migrant))), or a high powered rifle bullet fired some blocks away.

shame he never told anyone how depressed he really was, RIP

tell me you wouldn't do the same if you had information that could sway the future of the entire fucking world

>replying to himself

Are you dumb?

He's finally coming out as gay

The uptenth release of documents which will land Shillary in jail? Getting old....

Bad idea. If he does have some info they'll probably have a sniper or some fag behind him ready to push him out the window

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He doesn't have shit on Shillary

What a cuck

Yes, it is. Clinton shills on that day will be queued up and ready to shitpost.

Prepare for battle! Arm yourselves! Prepare the Pepes!

he has to go back

10/10 bait you nigger. (((you)))

He gets shot on his balcony. Check it.

>The crowd cheers as a robed Assange walks onto the balconey.
>He smiles and waves for a moment, taking in all the applause.
>He raises his hands to hush the crowd.
>Once the crowd is quiet enough he announces,
>"Next week I will release something so profound that you won't believe it."

That's also the day of the VP debate. It's going to be a good night on Cred Forums.

Let me guess, he wants to become a woman

>BOOM
>H H H HEADSHOT

>from his balcony

Sounds like an easy way to get shot.

>announces hes jesus
>gets assassinated
just calling it

Sway is even giving him too much credit.

He might tickle the ear lobe of humanity, make it giggle a little bit.

But by far if you choose not to let it, the gubmint aint really shit but guidelines.

thats it, thats all assange has left to leak... a guideline suggestion.

oh god it'll be a live suicide

Do you want to get shot? Because that's how you get shot

This has to be a cunt. Hopefully, a man wouldn't be this stupid

Assuming he does get shot, haven't you faggots ever heard of a little something called the dead man's switch?

Public execution before EU goes isolationist

He could have the 33,000 deleted emails.

>He gets shot
>Dead mans trigger releases the last emails proving hillary did indeed do illegal stuff

It would be hard for CTR to blame that on the russians

He's going to jump

What would that even do at this point? Did you see Comey talking about Combetta this morning?

>his intent could have been otherwise
>we just don't know what the intent was
>the standard punishment for this is a stern talking to
>it's just not fair to give criminal charges for criminal behavior
>I don't see why him deleting evidence should matter
>we had the Reddit posts the whole time and I think we read some of them

lel

He could also have a video of Hillary personally decapitating a small child.

Won't change a thing, except maybe more lulz.

Whatever he'll release will be yet another piece to a growing puzzle. One that will remain incomplete regardless.

I'm looking forward to it, but there are more important things to be concerned with. Not just 4 years from now, or 8 years from now, but decades and centuries from now.

I just don't think people can think that far ahead.

I don't.

> inb4 100% mathematically proven existence of simulation built by multi-dimensional aliens and we all enter singularity on every planet with every intelligent intergalactic species.

think of the movie source code except with everybody, everywhere, anytime, all the time.

i should take my meds.

it would actually be more influential if he was assassinated. the entire world would wonder what it was about her that he was about to reveal. peoples' imagination would take over and imagine worse things than it actually was.

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It was after this that I knew this country was lost.

Except you have no idea what is user
we dont know
assange doesnt even know whats gonna happen when he drops it
its scary but thrilling at the same time
A proverbial happening
im getting the popcorn.

No, his suicide by several sniper rounds

I sort of hope he says this because it would be fucking hilarious.

Holy shit. This is his October surprise. It has to be.

You better not fuck me, Assange.

Physician assisted suicide or suicide by cop.

This maybe the only way he wants to go down in history.

>He could also have a video of Hillary personally decapitating a small child. Won't change a thing, except maybe more lulz.

Actually that would be funny as hell. The USA is so cucked now that Hillary could decapitate a kid but our voting base won't give a fuck at all. They'll just shout "What does it matter!?"

Look at how we treat Hillary's leaked classified information as merely leaked e-mails. I'm interested to see what Assange is planning to hit Hillary with but it's not going to make a difference. We're now as fucking dumb as a 3rd world Latino country.

Nah, it would just be another JFK. Everything would be written off as just a conspiracy theory.

Look at Hillary, after the debate you're now labeled as an insane far right wing conspiracy theorist if you so much as dare assume that Hillary is physically ill. Try hanging out with some normies, they are dumb as fuck will label you as a conspiracist because Hillary is fine, she didn't look sick at all or whatever dumb bullshit that these fucks have convinced themselves to believe.

>We're now as fucking dumb as a 3rd world Latino country.
That's because we are a 3rd world latino country now.

So much progress

This. There's already been enough scandals and criminal behavior to put her away, both politically and criminally. At some point you have to blame the people.

No, just the poor people.

The rich people just happened to get lucky.

Everyone else is "blessed".

>The DNC """""leaks"""""" were the best he had and that turned out to be nothing.
we learned bernie got shafted.

considering poor people make up the largest voting demographic, it would be correct to blame them the most

I'm sure he has methods to deliver information in the case that he is killed. Also I don't know if his murder would mean anything, libs would just claim tinfoil tier and try to discredit him all that they could like they do already.

THIS IS IT!

love it when shit blows up in peoples faces.

but, muh lobbyists, muh superpacs, muh voter fraud.

WE VOTED FOR THIS.

Nope, he's being deported/transferred, turning himself in, or revealing they've been sitting on absolutely nothing.

Either way, nothing will wake up the main stream audience.

digital pope and sheeit

I can't help to think they have nothing at this point. Correct me if I'm wrong but I can't remember wikileaks ever dangling info like this supposed "surprise".

There is a tactic in revealing pretty damning info by delaying it until we're closer to the elections, during the debate season, I suppose. But if it is anything to disrupt the establishment's foundation, other sources of non-meme news outlets will have to shove it down the sheep's throats because the MSM will ignore it.

it better be "the shit" we've been waiting for desu senpai

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No one is shilling for bill clinton you idiot, he's not even running for president.

Pretty much this.

I think it's going to turn out to be what Scott Adams said about it (paraphrasing): Something she actually handled wrong, some procedure that wasn't followed, a small scandal like that, that SHOULD matter because it shows that she's not going to be a good president, but people won't care. Assange thinks it's a big deal, because it would be if voters were rational, but it'll just be brushed off as nothing because people won't bother to get into why it should matter.

>announcement from his balcony


Like the fucking pope! Kek

He's gonna come out wearing a jetback and fly off into the distance to the song 'fortunate son'

>steps out on balcony
>gazes upon the expectant audience
>casually lets the robes open, revealing a massive cock
>"I'm hung as a fucking horse"

Did your cock twitch while writing that Sven?

kek

>be Assange
>get sniped

>releases concrete evidence that Hillary finances ISIS
>releases concrete evidence that Trump is a Hillary plant
>releases concrete evidence that Gary "what is a leppo" Johnson is a pedophile
>merisharts vote in Jill (((Stein)))
>hilarity ensues

Dog the bounty hunter takes her down before she gets sworn in. That faggot from the constitution party is all that's left

This is probably correct, but I'm going to have some hope.

>assange steps out onto the balcony
>he smiles, knowing that they can't resist
>suddenly he (((falls))) to his death after shooting himself in the back of the head six times
>the switch triggers
>the leaks are released early
>what the media fails to report is forcibly spread by Trump
>Clinton stops making public appearances
>the entire country goes red

Body double already prepped and ready.

fuck u faggot

>Walk out on Balcony
>Get sniped

>Vladimeme Putin arrives and siezes all our memes

Oh brother.

Relax baby j, you already had your 15 minutes.

Nice proxy, btw, totally looks like your an "Average American Citizen".

>Assuming he does get shot, haven't you faggots ever heard of a little something called the dead man's switch?


NO!! ARRRRRGHHHH *stroke*

I'd like it to be, but I'm doubtful.

He's going to say that he was wrong and Hillary is actually a great person and should be the next President, we have nothing to worry about. Then he will jump. Seems the CIA's brainwashing experiments are at a whole other level.

Lol thats gotta be a lot of pressure.

Imagine you're wikileaks and your livelihood has been sustained by keeping these secrets. Everyone else's lives are in jeopardy because these secrets are being kept.

These are the same secrets released with the dms would turn the whole world into a dmz.

What do you do other than hang yourself from a balcony with a picture of pepe the frog taped to your toe.

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He attempted that. Polandball, a far more important Cred Forums creation than even Racism Newt, was raped by the horror that is "Country Spheres."

He's going to announce he's running for president. Of London.

>can post the worst kind of torture humanity is capable of
>can't post a butt
Cred Forums is Cred Forums

this is exactly what's going to happen

you have no power here CTR CUNT

>soon as you stop shilling your rapist-enabler
WTF?

He's referring to Hillary.