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>New Khanate
>Dark Green
>Fingolia

>Ukraine
>Odessa
>any color

gay
a
y

get cancer faggot

Name added

bamp

Constantinople
Purple
Eastern Roman Empire

one more you limey bastards

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Ted Cruz
Any Color
Madrid Spain

THANK YOU OP

Russian Federation
Saint Petersburg
Red

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five is enough to start i think OP

annex odessa, spill northwest

Take Madrid, then the +1 city and move north east towards the two +2 cities

take Constantinople, spill for Thessaloniki

Take helsinki first then more fingol

IVE PLAYED THIS MAP SO MANY TIMES YOU SON OF A BITCH

Expand West!

Into Khanate?
sorry I just wanted to complete a game and these always get players

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British Union of Fascist
Blue
London

Remove russia from fingol and continue north

take sofia, skopje, then tirana

take wheat to the northeast
spill west

Take the two +2 cities to the north east. If anymore use the rest to take the northern Spain city and then fill.

The delegates of the southwest are happy to see someone in the northwest. West is best.

Keep going westerly.

British Fascists added

Just fucking kill russia

expand west

Expand north just enough to take those two +1 cities, use the rest to take southern +1 in Spain and spill rest for Portugal

Finish the Finnish. :^D

take tirana, the city in montenegro, then Beograd

pali

Umm, mate? Could I get the darker blue instead? That's what I thought I was getting but i misread
Thanks, I just don't want a nancy boy nu-male color

make me homo

dubs, if spill put them in greece

no worries

British Union of Fascist march into more of England
Rule Britannia! Britannia RULE THE WAVES!!!!
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Dark blue
Switzerland
Switzerland

Roll for New Khanate getting all the warm water ports before Russia

I gave you regular blue since wanted dark blue

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Push those Finnish back.

wrong map lads

Kill rus

capture bucharest
spill west

Same request.

see the dubs above, please fix... not sure what my current bonus is
sail from Montenegro to Italy and take Rome, spill for San Marino and then more Balkan clay (gaps and such)

OP you skipped my roll? Continue Portugal and spain if needed then France

Good meme Aukk I like ur map

Using that roll, OP? ^

bonus is 15

You already rolled you fuck dont try and change it

i changed it but thanks for noticing

Fill Portugal and Spain so no loss of bonus +2 city first

Take the city in my territory, spil into the rest

Salty, just checked by bonus 2+2.

Use spill on France

Not so fast Ted, I used this roll

MY DELEGATESSSSSSS

This OP is a FagOP, I'm out. Cede to Sir Oswald Mosely.

Sorry Russia I had to use your first roll

Kill more russia

expand west

Your mad because you got a crap first roll and tried to get a better one. Piss off cunt

Fuck no pali value

Fill those gaps in my land and expand in France

What does empowered sea travel mean?

Agree with OP on this one. Never start first round border with someone unless you want to throw it up to chance rolls first couple rounds.

Kingdom of Israel
Jerusalem
Light blue

British Union of Fascist > England

I posted this: before this: , learn time you fucking moron.

take saragevo, athens, spill for zagreb
we wish to talk of a NAP or alliance with you. We propose a line be agreed upon between bulgaria and romania, serbia/croatia and hungary, and slovenia and austria (you take romania, hungary, and austria northward in other words)

>Zion
>Black
>Israel

>piss off cunt

This is how OPing should be done.

Anyway, move for strassburg, spill goes to milano, or whatever that city in the north of Italy is.

If you get that as well, fortify all regens starting with Bern.

FYI if any of you get close to me I'll be happy to beg you for a NAP. Maybe even an alliance if you've got a big cock.

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oh shit

Forgot to reply to mupdate

alliance accepted, proposal approved.

Too late nigger

The Patriarch is pleased

Update your bonus, the east is coming. I won't ally or nap just yet but they just allied and that puts us at risk. I've yet to hear back from the northwest but my ally offer still stands with them.

Jew fight in Israel
Tickets going fast!

Remember to post your bonus in your name

>Grey
>Germany
>Third Reich

Finish russia, spills to eesti

Slaughter the heretics and claim all of israel!

My trips didn't get me more than that OP? I thought for sure I had at least some of those +2 cities? Expand France

give ERE my lands in serbia and croatia
expand northwest

Cede to Oswald you illiterate cunt.

See here
If I get to roll I chose to roll westwards and grab as many citys near Berlin as I can

My bonus has been added. You look pretty big and scary so I wouldn't mind not fighting you. Doing some o dat Swiss roleplay.

Take Milando and then fortify my lands starting with Bern, and prioritizing cities.

Original xD

take the slovenian city, spill for venezia, firenze, then napali

The rival Hebrew kingdom has been conquered! Glory to Yahweh for he knows his true chosen people!

Absorb them into the kingdom and vassalize their lords. We are all sons of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob.

I can't have a Swiss bitch that won't do anything, I need a strong ally that will fight the east. Someone like

>New Russian Caliphate
>Orange
>Russia

Hey uh, buddy. Those Jews down there look like a real threat. You might want to, uh, set the dogs on them and... Move the other way?

Got me a name

>yellow
>USSR
>Russia

I'll fight them if they tread on me buddy.

you may have milano and northwest italy for a NAP. What say you?

Alright. Sure. If you get fucked up too hard I may in turn assist you.

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Take berlin and Go towards Hamburg

Fill north into fingol and karelia

British Union of Fascist marches into more of England! God bless the native race of our land!

Conquer Haifa and obtain the promised land, all of it!

Linking roll to correct mupdate

Fill all those France cities in a big sweep

expand west to capture prague, spill north into poland

take the fish off the coast of croatia, fill slovenia, serbia, bulgaria, and greece. if spill go for ankara

Expand North-East

What does empowered sea travel do?

Move for Torino and continue to fortify my cities and then land.

Yo ted, about that NAP. If you promise to uphold it, I'll promise to join any war you declare that isn't on the east Romans.

>Uncuckables
>Pink
>Libya

Not sure, I'll just make it easier to sail then usual

Agreed, so long as you defend if they attack.

expand west

Ted, you are a proud Christian conservative. You must help the state of Israel. Gib subsidy.

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Understood.

If you attack Ted, rightful air to the delegates, I will be forced to send you a harshly worded letter and break the NAP.

Karelia peninsula pls

expand north into poland and wester ukraine

Continue foritifcation.

Spill does to claiming land surrounding my current borders, and then fortifying them.

Take Beirut and fill in Israel and Phoenicia

D U B S
U
B
S

Fill for Paris

Then southwest for the better sea travel, use that sea travel to take the little island between italy and france. that +1 city, if spill go to southwest Africa.

Expand Southwest towards the sheep

Claim Hamburg and spillovers go into ansterdam

British Union of Fascist take Cornwall, spills goes North

+9. Fuck. I'll remember next time.

take sardinia, corsica, malta, and sicily, spill izmir and turkey
what if Ted attacks us?

Do you have any NEP's available? If so you should make one with me when I get more powerful

>8889

That's rough.

He already said if I attack you he'll attack me. He's basically a big deterrent for fighting.

Well. He is the rightful air to the delegates but... I'll extend the same agreement to you. I will side with the defender, or, alternatively, whoever is most likely to completely obliterate me.

i have no interests west of corsica and sardina (and sicily and malta)
we will not attack you unless you become a problem so yes NAP
>+32 and growing

>+32 and growing

My ass cheeks are clenched.

I'm not even playing peaceful man for RP anymore. I'm doing it because I'm surrounded by super powers.

Deus Vult!!! Ortho bros strongk

>+32

See that's part of the problem, I'd say a fair and honorable agreement would be to give Italy to Switzerland as an act of mutual agreement to peace.

Technically ERE just attacked Ted when he took Sardinia *gasp*

expand into ukraine and finish slovakia

Gib fish then fill scandi

KEK IS ON MY SIDE

This would not be tactically sound on his part.

As it currently stands, he has a chance to take us both on if I sided with you. A chance.

Ceding Italy would make sure the outcome of the war is solely based on who I side with, which is not advantageous to him.

Get the sheep and head east

Fill in the promised land.

Take Damascus

EXpand North-East to that nearest city

>ERE attacked

Are we cool or what?

Head continue to fortify, and spill into munich. That southern Germany city. If possible fortify even further.

Take the 2 cities just south of me in Africa, then fill northern France coast and take that + 2 city spill fill any gaps

Claim ansterdam and spillovers go north into Copenhagen

FUCK YES!!!
im guessing i didnt see you try to take an italian island.
take crete, spill for the fish off the croatian coast, more spill for turkey (cities as priority... and that other fish up there i guess)

DUBS!!! if more spill go for assets in the caucuses

>those dubs
this alliance will work perfectly

I didn't think you would care seeing as it's just the city bonus not a regional one.

>No trip

shit my bad famalam

we are reuniting as much of the roman empire as reasonably possible currently so yes... plus that would put you and your hawkish ways to close to our shores
:^)

Can ERE and Ukraine be stopped?

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Get the rest of scandi

Take the rest of Libya and head for Alexandria

expand into kaliningrad, lithuania, and belarus

Claim Copenhagen and spillovers go down to brussels.

H-heres hoping I dont get analy rekt'd

Expand my territory evenly around it's perimeter. Once that is done, if anything is left fortify.

>Can ERE and Ukraine be stopped?

Probably not.

no one here knows jimmy :,(

Move north and take all of Britain's afk cities including Ireland. Super sea travel to the sea bonus shit too if OP thinks that's cool with empowered sea travel.

forgot to update name

Take Damascus and head into Sinai
I know this meme

Hello jimjam

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Why aren't you taking my rolls?
>Expand North East towards nearest landmark.

take the 3 syrian cities

DUBS!!!!!!

NAP?

I can defend the south

Are you that one guy who someone said has 200 pictures of Jimmy Carter and likes to post them?

You're my hero

ORTHODOXY IS THE WAY

HERETICS GET OUT

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I'M ORTHODOX AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN ORTHODOX AND MY FAMILY IS ORTHODOX I SWEAR!

can Jim Jam join he fun?

follow the format

i think we all know my name and where ill start

sorry there
hey jimbo

Great Emperor I will swear feality to you if you allow me to retain my kingdom and worship Yahweh.

I will supply your armies with Judean Slingers and Galilean Infantry.

expand into russia

same plan

Grab stutgrad and FORTIFY LIKE MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!

Move into Sinai

Defend and counter attack if attacked

WITH JEWS YOU LOSE

Fill Britain and Ireland, take all sea bonuses and northwest city

If spill move north east from France for +2 city and fill any gaps

Thanks friendo
>Expand South-East Towards that oil

we just want all you land, that's all.
wipe isreal off the map
;^)

i win the game

JUST

WE /DIASPORA/ NAO

just curious, who /comfy/ here?

I'm kinda comfy I suppose. Not super comfy.

Less comfy now that you've wasted digits.

6.5/10 comfy

Hello Jewish refugees here. I am coming to the pale of settlement.

did i win?

Without bonuses, Jews are dead next roll

RIP Mosely

you're always welcome here friend

continue expanding into russia

Can I have Sinai and Arabia?
Expand until I reach Sinai and then go south towards the cities

Nigga we outie lol

Add a wandering Jew icon

I'm heading to Ukraine to do some banking and financial services

head for frankfurt and then continue fortifying.

T-thanks jimjam

Attack ERE in Italy and use sea to take as many coast cities as possible

im still going to nuke Judea

Can the wandering Jew provide a +1 due to economic propserity?

Come over here mang. We have plenty of gold to steal from y- I mean we have plenty of gold we would like you to manage!

Listen, I had to do what I did. I don't want to fight you at all, you're a good ally but he has a huge eastern ally as well. We need to deal with this now.

Expand South-West to those landmarks

retake anything lost to ted and spill to france and take cities from him
you see this
ORTHOS UNSTOPPABLE!!!!!
yes
OP cede sinai possessions to uncuckable.

wait i dont have sinai shit... so scratch that

BLESSED TED, SMITE THOSE WHO BROKE THE KINGDOM
Indeed, we Jews could do many mercantile activities in Switzerland if you grant us protection.
ATTACK ERE IF STILL ALIVE

I'm going to hold a moot before to high mountain men of Switzerland to decide my next course of action.

Put your pleas for assistance here.

We both need you.

Come right on in buddy! Were about to go to war, so if you could get your grubby hands on as much foreign gold as possible that would be great. In turn we'll hollow out a mountain in which you can plot world domination.

ally, will you bring sense to these heathens?

Move in from the north and take Italy and his nearby bonuses this will guarantee us victory right away.

Ted attacks ERE but with a lower bonus he is easily fended off, but... whats this? the Jews return to kick ERE in the arse and steal their bonus

attack Ted and take the nearest assets from him spill more Ted

I am still alive. If I can retake Jerusalem I can reclaim the kingdom.

If it fails I will flee with my fellow Jews to Switzerland.

i hereby donate this entire roll to help ERE against Teddy Cruz

Take Cairo, then
HEAD DIRECTLY FOR THE JEWS
LONG LIVE THE ORTHODOX REICH!

Wanna NAP?

Reinstitute the Kingdom and continue to crush ERE!

DoctorGreen
Green
Medina

I've got your back honorable one and I plan to stop the jews from their tricks.

THANK YOU
PLEASE FINISH WHAT I STARTED!!!!

EPIC!!!!

The mountain men have given their pace, and at this time, in honoring my treaty with the Romans, which both they and Ted were beholden to, I am inclined to join the ERE.

Are there any final pleas?

holy crap ERE's current roll is 110, how can Ted and his allies compete?

Attack Rome specifically and the cities he took do everything you can for me to cut off his bonuses

>giving other people rolls

Is this a meme OP?

We will not contest any land you gain by rightful conquest on this traitor to peace in Europe. Ted must die

It can be done between allies

Expand North-East

GG that's over, too many dub rolls on ERE. I will now endorse him and hand over my delegates.

You appear to be the only one making a plea.

Very well. I hereby void my NAP with Ted, and come next turn, I prepare for war.

For this turn, continue foritifcation.

it is how many games are played especially when an ally is not close to the action

we will cease our war and draw up a treaty after the mup, but any agreement must include an extinct israel

lets see what Ted says to this unless you really just want to help kill him....

See that, schlomo? I guess you're stuck with me.

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I stand alone against the Goyim hordes....

Yahweh give me strength....

KILL THEM ALL

>unless you really just want to help kill him....

If he gets dubs he could gut my empire in one turn. I'd rather not fight.

Expand North-East towards those two landmarks.

invade orange
i pray this will be a swift invasion

looks like i shielded you anyway

Take mecca then reinforce

SLAY THE JEWS
DEUS VULT

Oh yeah, shit. Then whatever. I'm under treaty to fight by your side.

Roll to defend? Or does my other roll count for that?

BAHAHHA PALIS DONT COUNT ON THIS

YOUR MEN LAY SLAIN

Jordan
black

U can do it juden!

wipe israel off the map
spill for that grouping of five cities to my east in turkey, iraq, iran, armenia, and georgia

>Jordan
>Black

DUBS!!!!!

BLYET I was going for those

JUST

BACK TO DIASPORA MODE

I FLEE TO SWITZERLAND

you officially beat the jew. orthodox has once again proved its superiority

>Palestine
>not British mandate
>not ottoman clay before that

Shit meme lad

>Those digits
>All game

He truly is the chosen of kek. What can men do against such reckless doubles?

Well Israel had a significant victory against Uncuckables, and then got curb stomped

Also pls no bully orange Ukraine ;,(

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continue invading orange

ONE OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Can I have a NAP with you? I forfeit mine with ted.

Expand into Germany taking the closet cities.

Set up some comfortable ghettos for the Jews to live in in the new lands.

Reinforce land bordering ukraine, Expand North-East

I have arrived in Switzerland, where do I set up shop and begin constructing financial institutions?

This provides a +1 bonus to Switzerland for prosperity

NAP accepted

I'm thinking peace map before we hit bump limit

literally fucking how
we both rolled 1 and I had 8 more bonus
go north in the west towards the oil and constantine

Fill Arabia

cede everything east and south of israel to uncuckable
start taking afk Ted's land and assets
please let me take Lying Ted off the map

Gib one territory in Switzerland plox

AND HEY! WE BREDDY MUCH GOT THE EMPIRE BACK TOGETHER!!!! DEUS VULT!!!
This will mean war

>Even his score is doubles

It is my duty to serve the servant of kek. My sword is yours.

thank you most honorable one
I will deal with the muhammedians before they spread

he rolled 1 twice, that's called dubs

I am but a humble merchant u fat fuck

>This will mean war
What? Gibbing land to the shekel lord?

>Gib one territory in Switzerland plox
I'll need permission from the Messiah.

Messiah?

shit didn't see that

bow, kiss the Patriarchs feet and accept Jesus into your heart as Lord and savior
lets await his reply. and get it right. Jesus has bless me today, no Kek

Nigga Jesus is the false messiah lol

I'm still waiting praise Yahweh

HERETIC KIKE GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEE

We need the Arab Islamic Republic

then you will die, we will not make the same mistake twice

>no Kek

But Jesus said love thy enemy n sheeeeeeit!

>Islam

Muhammed is a false prophet nigga lol there only Yahweh and the prophets of old dumbo looool

Peace map next?

Unless we want to continue this to a new thread

Didn't Zoroaster say it long before?

>die
>implying we're not wandering across the land where your forces can't catch us

we found more dead sea scrolls and they show that the jews actually manipulated that.... it actually says love everyone but those who do not accept our Lord.
yeah, let the jew live somewhere.... i cede present day palestine to the jews. and make the borders look good

Expand North-East, reinforce if possible

Fill Arabia

r u a gril

I'm circumcised bb

If possible launch an attack and cuck the uncuckables

>cute
as in like an infant

delet this

Alright, mad, have fun with your custom religion mang.

Settle The Cold Empire

As far up in Russia as you can
The color all the way at the bottom will do

GG aussiebro
awaiting peace map

rip op

I lub u Switzerland