Sorry : ( What edition was it going to be/what were the links?
Oliver Brown
How about we half the budget, spend half on literally everything we spend now on everything, and use that other half to become the greatest space faring power in the galaxy?
Jacob Torres
>"Don't forget that £24,801.51 is the figure UK families need to bring home so, once income tax and national insurance has been taken into account, the basic rate taxpayer would actually have to earn well over £30,000."
>The research found that mortgage repayments, which average £4,515 a year
>£86 for a family isn't really that much. Maybe you live off noodles but most people like to eat well
>"Given this it is maybe not surprising, but nevertheless still worrying, that a third of respondents say they do not have a savings account and, of those that do, only one in five are managing to save more each month than last year.
>SURVIVING
Liam Diaz
This board is in Trump mania and one thing I notice is how shitty American polling is.
Lots of polls with shitty sample sizes, they don't tell you when the data was collected, often can't get hold of the tables to check their methods/leading questions. Different companies sporadically polling different states with no consistency.
UK polling is so much better
Kevin Hernandez
I posted it, then came into the last thread and saw that you has already linked a new thread. I don't want to link it because it will cause thread splitting.
Isaiah Robinson
What flag gets planted on Mars first?
The rebellious American stars and stripes? Or the Union Jack?
Bentley Perry
>UK polling >anything but absolute cancer Really enjoying this labour-SNP government and 56% remain vote, lad.
Caleb Hernandez
How about you go put the kettle on, nerd
Wyatt Diaz
We got it pretty good.
Angel Ortiz
This is why you should be able to delete your threads on Cred Forums. This has happened to me a few times.
Christopher Turner
UK Polling is pretty bad. It tends to get the wrong result when it is a close race.
Juan Scott
Wait -- I make major life decisions based on whether there is an already existing Belle and Sebastian song about this. Is there?
Levi Lewis
When did they get rid of you being able to delete threads?
Noah Foster
Just a thought.
Kevin Barnes
Ipsos mori had us ahead, they also predicted the indyref reliably.
Carter Barnes
...
Elijah Cooper
Sorry lad, the corbynista in your pic is pretty funny though
Jeremiah Johnson
how many different versions of these do you have?
Oliver James
>implying im going to have any children
Jordan Martin
American polling is so bad that last election they predicted the man with the magic pants was close to Obama
Adrian Hill
...
Jackson Watson
Earth flag
Sebastian Cruz
He's got the owen jones cuck face
Aiden Brown
Yeah I wasn't really following
Adam Martin
Also recaptcha has spoken
Mason Evans
No idea, I just know you can't anymore.
Easton Wood
Does the face develop because of leftism or do people with that face get drawn to leftism?
Austin Clark
Yes, because it must then act on that information in an emergent and decisive way. This is for hard AI.
If it is a simulated body, then it is by definition not a mind, because one cannot exist without the other, and a body without change in its nature cannot contain a mind which is 'human'. To grow, in real, actual 'computing' terms, is a part of us. It would be static. Unless the mind is separate from the body, which it is not in this argument. It is counter to it, actually. Any notion of 'fooling' or illusion actually assumes a duality of mind and body. One to be actually fooled away from a reality. If it is not the case, then it is not the case and we act like it is not.
You are, again, I think falling into the trap in assuming an AI similar to that of the human whilst using components that are not subject themselves to actual response and change physically. It would be by definition a virtual mind to simulate one with 'relevant information'. Which is entirely not the point.
The 'act' you describe is not an act at all. You would be better served using better terminology that removes all semblance of choice, if that is your assertion. Try it in this thread with others. No oughts, no wills, cans, or wants. No prescription, or even description. All this assume the observer to 'see' and know themselves as themselves. Which in your argument, is not the case.
Ryder Parker
...
Brody Ross
Nice.
Elijah Smith
Its more like how all people with down syndrome have the same face
Cameron Gonzalez
...
Hudson Phillips
>Not the flag of the solar system Globalist filth. #PlanetEquality
Julian Anderson
Have you saved the new links for your thread?
Daniel Rivera
what will you do if corbyn wins PM in 2020 with a landslide victory
>inb4 "he won't" it's a hypothetical, you don't have to act like trumptard americans here lads
Juan Roberts
yes
Hudson Mitchell
No idea.
Isaiah Reyes
I press the first one.
My closest person i truly love doesn't love me anymore and fucked up so many many lives.
Eli Powell
>even with trips Corbyn winning is still a hypothetical
Brody Thompson
3 of the final call polls got the referendum to within MoE, notably the online polls. The phone polls didn't.
Still 10000000x better than some sperg posting "TRUMP IS AHEAD IN X STATE" based on a breitbart article that uses a crossbreak of less than 100 people.
Noah Torres
Pic related most likely
Angel Jackson
I want to sit on an uncut british willy and feel it inside me, who can oblige? I am a twink btw.
Xavier Diaz
Most likely the Yanks, the Chinks might go on a suicide mission for national glory when their economy tanks. So I award the Chinese wildcard status.
James Reyes
well yeah, i'm asking a hypothetical question
James Young
Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase the Red Planet.
Jace Perry
Not you again
Adam Nguyen
Niiiice
Jacob Cruz
>what will you do if corbyn wins PM in 2020 with a landslide victory Start to purge the bourgeois comrade
I tried this and now the base of my thumb really hurts, have I fucked up?
Leo Ramirez
>tfw no bovril
Colton Campbell
Yes it puts an air bubble (technically nitrogen) in your vein, so you could have a stroke at any moment now.
Yes, me again, I have rights.
Isaac Taylor
>tfw no guns
Lucas Gomez
Today marks the point that I hit a 10 stone weight loss since the start of the year, fat fuck no more lads, feels comfy to fit in a chair.
Gabriel Peterson
Have you gained any inches on your willy since the fat goes?
Colton Morgan
Disgusting.
Oliver Fisher
Congrats user, how much did you weigh?
Mason Powell
Impressive if true, good job lad. I need to lose some weight desu.
William Wood
Probably sit in a dark room for a bit, drink and console myself that a Tory party that failed to beat Jezz deserved to perish.
Ian Nguyen
Milo?
Owen Gray
Really?
Joseph Gomez
I'm fucking dying you asshole
Landon Davis
Well played lad. 10 stone is a fucking lot of weight to lose. I'm impressed.
Camden Lopez
Yes
Lucas Hernandez
Bit sore, lad?
Luke Evans
lmao RIP user. Better get formatting that hard drive.
Lincoln Smith
How would it put air in your tendon if it doesn't cause a wound?
Ethan Perry
Corbyn won't even live until 2020. They'll keep trying to replace him as Labour leader.
Jonathan Rogers
It was my fapping hand you dick
Benjamin Long
i'm proud of you dude, well done.
quick and serious question though: how do you get so fat? i'm asking as someone who has had an auschwitz body their entire life, despite attempts at gaining.
Xavier Price
I just tried this and my palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
Cooper Garcia
>Only lost 5 stone Tfw weight loss cucked
Surely you have loose skin too, right?
Thomas Flores
You'll just have to let me have a go to help you out :)
Landon Torres
>ass instead of arse You fucking what
Anthony Lee
Show me your boipucci pls
Oliver Fisher
'Ass' is actually attested in Shakespeare. We received 'ass' in America. Somewhere along the way, you degenerated your own language and changed it to 'arse'.
'Ass' is correct.
Joshua Morales
Eat a lot and do not exercise.
t. fat man
Aaron Long
Do you have a circumcised cock, amerifriend?
Grayson Sullivan
I've never liked the term 'arsehole', it sounds overly British in terms of poshness.
Bentley Cox
I'd like to finger your arsehole
Jaxson Rivera
>I've never liked the term 'arsehole' Really? Its pronounced like 'our soul'
Jacob Garcia
Go to work
Lincoln Rivera
I don't know if you're agreeing to it or telling me to literally go to work (my job).
Wyatt Perry
They exactly why you should LIKE it.
Eli Roberts
I was 23.2 stone before the start of the year and today reached 13.2. This is at 6ft 2 to 6ft 4, don't know my exact height.
Seemingly I don't have any. I carried the weight very well which is partly why I didn't realise just how overweight I was. I essentially stored fat everywhere equally and being tall I didn't look that big from the front, but when you turned to the side it was more apparent that I was a fat fuck.
Crazy addiction to sugar mainly. I've been working on sorting that out too, those Waitrose All Butter Mince Pies stick with you.
The best part is just being able to eat food again. I've been surviving on sometimes way under 1000 calories every day and have probably done some damage doing that. My health is still pretty fucked even though I lost weight, don't get fat lads.
Dylan Rivera
: ^ )
Noah Nelson
Soon.
Asher Davis
You need to go and get a circumcision, laddo.
Gavin King
>I was 23.2 stone before the start of the year and today reached 13.2
Damn good job, well done.
Joseph Price
Well done m8. I'm 6'1 and weigh 13 and a half stone. So you weigh less the me now.
>Germany 'prepares Deutsche Bank rescue' >The German government and financial authorities are working on a rescue plan for Deutsche Bank in case it cannot pay fines in the US, according to Die Zeit newspaper. >Germany's biggest lender is facing a $14bn (£10.8bn; €12.5bn) bill for mis-selling mortgage-backed bonds before the financial crisis of 2008.
Josiah Thomas
You lucky git. I had so much hope and excitement when I started losing weight only for it come to fucking nothing. I even dropped right down 138 lbs just to see it was fat all along but nope.
Chase James
Do you have a hairy sack/perineum area?
Christian Watson
>Waitrose All Butter Mince Pies stick with you tfw I just ate one and have two more next to me right now. Too much pastry and not enough filling for my liking tho.
Jackson King
*see if
Benjamin Brooks
It's all coming crashing down, lads.
DB is 5 times the size of Lehman and look what the collapse of Lehman did.
Ethan Ward
Do you have a hairy sack/perineum area? As it happens I do. Also have hairy crack, fucking nightmare taking a shit need half a loo roll to clean up.
Adrian Cooper
I am. 10 stone and 5'9 (please, no laugh). I was actually just finding what my BMI was.
Tyler Stewart
Is this good news?
Brody Miller
What stuff do you eat and what's your workout routine?
>5'9 (please, no laugh) 5'9 is fine lad. I'm between 5'4 and 5'5.
Jeremiah Watson
Poor manlets, I feel bad for the pair of you.
If you're not 6 foot tall, you may as well kill yourself, really, lets be honest.
I couldn't imagine being that short.
Nathan Cruz
What happens when it all collapses?
Gabriel Wright
Doesn't seem to bother me but maybe that's because I'm a bender
Adrian Morgan
>Mm, I can see how that would be a problem. Its like smearing chocolate mouse into a carpet
Tyler Miller
You also couldn't imagine being straight either.
Anthony Ortiz
You a bottom?
Henry Reed
But how will all those poor refugees get their gibsmedats if the German government has to bail out the banks?
Owen Martinez
6'1 king of the manlets here
Easton Howard
Why do you shitpost so, oh Aussie?
Brandon Rodriguez
Anglo supremacy once more
Tyler Clark
I basically just stuck myself on 500 to 900 calories a day and did some occasional walking around the comfy local National Trust parks.
David Long
Well for one, you bump your head on far less shit, making it much easier to imagine things you don't regularly experience.
Samuel Garcia
ATM's will stop working, banks will stop loaning, forex will grind to a halt. I've already cashed out all my investments, just in case.
Adrian Bennett
>scottish pounds
Colton Thompson
Problem?
Benjamin Jenkins
Depends if you think potentially crashing the world economy is worth doing just to make Germany look bad.
So yes
Leo Collins
Wasn't aware such a thing existed
Owen Perry
I thought the same thing.
Dylan Moore
Is there a more comfy sight? I get to see the sunrise on a field like this every morning as I'm coming home from work.
Adam Morris
Scotland also has pounds AFAIK
Eli Ross
Do you work up a pigs arse?
Samuel Gomez
What do you work nights doing?
Jose Gutierrez
Australia is a bountiful land.
Matthew Morgan
>tfw 6'2 and 11.5 stone >BMI chart says I'm healthy >Look like I was liberated from Auschwitz >Went for an hour long walk today and was out of breath when I got home
Really need to get fit lads but I just can't be fucked, have no motivation for it whatsoever.
Jackson Lee
no
security
this is Britain senpai
Zachary Martin
Are you trying to make up for something? Being farther away from the ground doesn't make you a more moral, patriotic, or disciplined countryman. Literally some Annunaki programming right there.
t. angry 5'7 manlet >:D
Julian Rogers
I live in Norn Iron. I'm pretty much guaranteed a DUP administration no matter what.
Hunter Lee
Pretty sure they use haggis and cans of white lightning.
Easton Diaz
Specifically what stuff? wanting to lose a bit myself and am looking for pointers.
And you just did walking? how many miles and how often lad?
Chase Lopez
Are you at least cute and circumcised?
Bentley Hall
Do you ever get to get hands-on with people in your job?
"The Bank of England is the central bank for the pound sterling, issuing its own coins and banknotes, and regulating issuance of banknotes by private banks in Scotland and Northern Ireland. Banknotes issued by other jurisdictions are not regulated by the Bank of England; local governments use Bank of England notes as backing for local issuance by allowing them to be exchanged 1:1 at face value."
"As the central bank of the United Kingdom which has been delegated authority by the government, the Bank of England sets the monetary policy for the British pound by controlling the amount of money in circulation. It has a monopoly on issuance of banknotes in England and Wales, and regulates the amount of banknotes issued by seven authorized banks in Scotland and Northern Ireland."
Cooper Lewis
There's already nitrogen in your blood desu senpai. Deep sea divers have to ascend slowly to avoid nitrogen bubbles in their blood stream due to depressurization.
Joshua Jones
Never seen anyone try to break in
Sebastian Ward
Christ, sorry. I was a victim of the Australian's shitposting.
Kayden Williams
>security How old are you user? Do you enjoy it? I use to do it. Its a lazy man/black persons job
Anthony Brown
Oh, that's a shame, I have only used my handcuffs thrice in 2 years, very disappoint.
Jace Johnson
I'm 22
It's alright.
David Martin
Have you ever wanked off while at work?
Lincoln Bailey
no
Adam Watson
"6 individual all-butter mince pies with a rich mincemeat filling containing apricot, glacé cherries, almonds and brandy."
I'm going to import some of these...
John Martin
>wants to fight "muh racism" but kicking a group of people out to let another group in
Please tell me all britbongs aren't this retarded?
Parker Reyes
Have you ever been to an asian massage parlor?
Luis Jackson
Fair enough, that's how old I was when I was doing it. My friendly advice would be to look for something better as you could do better
Ian Murphy
He is a Corbynista so no, he is definitely a minority.
Jose Gray
Surely bakeries do them in the states? You must at least eat them at Christmas
Thomas Price
I don't plan on being around much longer in general.
What has that got to do with anything
Jonathan White
Have you ever been to an Asian watercolour cartoon discussion board?
Ayden Watson
>I don't plan on being around much longer in general. What do you mean?
Adam Bell
Fucking Britfag cucks
Hudson Sullivan
>You must at least eat them at Christmas
Our bakeries do in fact bake them at Christmas, as full-size pies.
Alexander Adams
I can't believe there are people that want borders to be abolished
I mean even if everyone in the world was benevolent it would still go to shit due to overcrowding etc
Ayden Lee
>1 post by this ID
My sides
Thomas Fisher
So I'm not going to die?
Evan Anderson
I will, thanks
Adam Gomez
I'm not too familiar with Brit politics, how different is your shit from ours?
Logan Fisher
>Our bakeries do in fact bake them at Christmas, as full-size pies Would end up eating a whole pie. Nice as small pies as you can eat them in 2/3 bites. I'm sure you could get them from Walmart or something. They would likely be stale or smashed by the time they arrived if you import them
Ian Lewis
Call 999 and go to the NHS just to be sure, lad.
Nathaniel Nguyen
racist
Joshua Campbell
Their Conservatives are like our Labor and their Labour is like our Greens.
Makes more sense when you think that way.
Wyatt Edwards
Just imagine how much gentrification would occur.
The native Hawaiians would probably get fucked even harder than they do now.
Nicholas Ramirez
Cheers user. That does make sense.
Carter Edwards
We're all going to die someday user
Daniel Torres
>The native Hawaiians would probably get fucked even harder than they do now.
Open borders would only happen in white countries goy :^)
Conservatives: Centre-right to right wingers. Current leader seems to be somewhere between the right and the centre factions. Cameron was firmly in the centrist faction.
Labour: Centre-left to left, leader is a hard leftist, but the party in parliament is dominated by Blairites (Centrists).
UKIP: Right Wingers, Libertarians, Centre-Right.
Liberal Democrats: Mostly Centrists but a few classical Liberals are still around.
Greens: SJW Party.
Dominic Hall
All around me are familiar faces.
Ayden Perry
>leader is a hard leftist he's no further to the left than cameron was to the right, and is closer to the centre than may
he seems extreme though because we're a right wing country on the whole. but in terms of left-right he's not hard left by any means.
Carter Hernandez
>Doesn't believe in the concept of borders >Not a nutty hard-leftist
Juan Ward
kek, do you actually believe that you're a right-wing country?
He is basically a fucking commie in our eyes.
Henry Green
Pretty sure that guy is a Corbynista. We have a few of them here.
Ryder Cook
I actually didn't make any dietary alterations whatsoever, I basically just ate as normal but capped myself at 500 to 900 calories which left me hungry all the time because often I would wake up and eat 5 Freddo's and have little space for anything else. As for walking usually about 4 miles a week.
Christopher Foster
>kek, do you actually believe that you're a right-wing country? well yes because we are
Christian Ramirez
No, you're not.
Zachary Williams
Britain is a really centrist country. Right wing countries are places like Hungary.
Xavier Hill
>Freddo
It looks like Pepe.
Logan Davis
right wing media, right wing govt., ukip increasing popular, brexit generally a right wing thing, current dismantling (socialist) NHS, rampant neoliberalism
we may not be an extreme right wing nation but we're certainly right of centre and moving further to the right
Logan Jackson
We're not a right-wing country. UK has traditionally been Centrist with right-leaning tendencies.
Angel Brown
I will agree that we are moving to the right, we just have to keep pushing and see how far we can go.
Nolan Miller
Not really, you're left (NHS, nanny state, multicult) moving to centre.
Ryder Peterson
...
Nolan King
Everyone's moving further right. Doesn't mean we started from a right wing position.
Angel Robinson
A World with no Borders was literally the name of a terrorist organisation in Ace Combat Zero who wanted the same thing.
Kind of funny really.
Joseph Sanders
Pretty impressive.
I appreciate it lad.
Ryder Cook
Poor quality image but pretty comfy
Caleb Murphy
Nice
Carson Johnson
>nanny state, multicult No one actually wants this, it's just most people are tribalist retards that know nothing about politics
I guarantee you most old people in this country still think Labour and the Tories are stuck in the 70s
Mason Scott
>uk, left wing thanks for your input mate but we've not had a left wing govt. since before thatcher
Carson Parker
You don't have to over-explain that like we don't know what it is.
Nathaniel Green
Maybe you don't understand that your country's idea of "right wing" is everyone else's idea of a centre to centre-left .gov
Nicholas Baker
I've heard about May's proposals to bring back grammar schools.
Why not just have high schools for everyone, and special high schools for a small number of very high achieving students?
Owen Gray
maybe because it's actually to the right of centre
just because it is more left leaning than what you might be used to it does not mean it is left wing
george w bush is to the left of hitler but he is not left wing
Hunter Ward
Probably for my benefit really, because thinking about it fucks with my mind.
Aiden Turner
The left in this country hates the idea of selecting children who have higher abilities and giving them the best education because they can achieve more.
Jackson Cooper
I understand.
The way our general high schools work is the students can choose their own classes. So the higher achieving children can choose more academic classes, in the same high school.
The very high achieving students get a very small number of special high schools. (These are 100% East Asians.)
Wyatt James
We are left of centre m8
Dominic Cook
Blair was a left wing traitorous cunt m8
Jackson Powell
I was impressed when May used the phrase "we want equality of opportunity. Labour wants equality of outcome."
Ayden Jackson
This is why I am weary of May. She has said all the right things so far, but done nothing yet
Joseph Thompson
Didn`t Blair drag Labour to the right? Isn`t that the whole reason Corbychev won?
Carter Hall
She needs to go for a general election desu, the Lords and a lot of her party is refusing to cooperate on a lot of this stuff because they don't consider her to have a mandate.
Julian Evans
Yes, but Blair was still a leftist. Being to the right of Corbychev is not an achievement.
Jaxon Howard
She started construction of the Calais wall. Not much she can do in a few months, she`s going to try and jam grammar schools through and she won`t let parliament vote on article 50, pretty good.
Josiah Hernandez
>thinking about it fucks with my mind. Which part? And how so?
Just watched that Narco torture video that's been doing the rounds lads. Curiosity got the better of me.
Fuck me. That shit is the definition of pure evil and suffering. Trump can't build that wall soon enough.
I'd advise not to watch.
Wyatt Howard
> New Labour in the 1990s under Tony Blair's leadership, the party accepted a number of Thatcherite policy positions,[2] causing it to be identified as neoliberal rather than democratic socialist, and no longer a party of the Left en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Left
not with a conservative / neolib government with media and majority support from the electorate we're not. not with decades of no left wing power we're not.
i guess she hasn't yet got around to altering the results of any more studies to fit her agenda. she's probably too busy ramping up surveillance.
Jaxson Stewart
Do you mean the one with the dude lying down and his face all red?
If so, that's as far as I've gotten in it. They mentioned struggling and peeling something and I scarpered. I didn't look closely and I don't want to. I already know.
Jaxon Lewis
Post link? the link that got posted is banned in UK so couldn't watch it.
Kevin Foster
I really do want to deport all 20 million of the illegals back to Central America, Gestapo-style.
Can you blame us?
Angel Edwards
i saw some screenshots in other threads yesterday. honestly looks absolutely terrible. fair play if you want to watch it i guess.
Aiden Murphy
Some Mexican guy getting his face cut off by narcos I think, I saw a webm of that earlier. Not sure if that is the right one.
Robert Adams
Tax free amount is close to 12K.
Both parents working = 24K before tax
Samuel Ramirez
Yeah that's the one. The worst part is that he's ALIVE throughout the whole ordeal, screaming as they cut away.
Sorry, I'm not going back there. It's on bestgore. You'll find it, but you'll wish you never watched it afterwards.
Jacob Gomez
been desensitised from all the shit posted on here, just curious to see if I can make it through.
Austin Smith
fair. sorry i don't have a link though. maybe a browse through the archive could bring up a webm
Connor Sanders
try this
Noah Peterson
Saw this little cunt darting around on my curtains lads, lucky I had a copy of Shrek to hand to smite it with. Fucking hate this time of year, all these giant spiders invading my home are making it less than comfy.
Asher Hall
...
Oliver Reed
Why do Brits speak English instead of Breton?
Hunter Richardson
Yikes.
Matthew Evans
Alcohol really messed him up.
Kayden Reyes
That is extremely spicy.
Gabriel Hughes
Just watched it. Ye its fucked up, made no sense what they were doing. Lesson to take is don't get involved in drug dealing
you tried the conkers trick? never sure if it actually works but there's no harm putting a conker in the corner of your room
Cameron White
Hueg moths are worse desu
Andrew James
Nice one.
Jacob Green
Had one crawl out from under the door right beside me as I was taking a dump 2bh
Fucking smashed the cunt with a bottle of cleaner.
Ian Foster
Conkers trick doesn't work. Still have some next to window though, maybe it keeps out the majority
Michael Davis
ah yeah, figured it was probably an old wives' remedy. i've heard peppermint oil is really good too but who has peppermint oil lying around
Christopher Garcia
Never heard of that before, I'll look into it
Moths I can handle, they're quite adorable when you see them close up. Pic related is one that was flying around my room a few weeks back, landed on my arm and stayed there for ages.
a beta creep and a haggard old woman being told to stand like beyonce to command respect and look authoritative
Colton Reed
>25 posts by this ID
It's American bed time.
Samuel Bailey
Party conference or something?
James Cruz
>watching chaturbate >find really beautiful girl >she only fucks her husband >this is him
his fucking eyes put me off so much
Joshua Torres
Yes
Mason Edwards
That's god's way of telling you to find a gf of your own.
Jacob Fisher
I have one, she's in another country at the moment though.
Jacob Jenkins
Never forget your roots bredrin...unless your from where i want to set mine. Comfyness is part and parcel of living in a city No. I know your J-trix. I have seen planet of the apes. No comfyness is worth that.
David Ortiz
Doing what?
Adrian Brooks
Pilgrimage to Israel (christian)
Joshua Price
NOSE'D
Hunter Murphy
Well I mean she's with her family (inc her Grandma)
I don't think she would be up to anything too crazy.
Guys just went for a run for the first time in years, feel like I'm going to have a heart attack. Ran for 5 minutes walked for 5 minutes, still out of breath 10 minutes later. Why do people do this?!
Carson Nelson
Aiite lads what should I cook up? Chilli con carne or MINCE???
Charles Watson
What is mince?
Mason Nguyen
minced beef
Chilli Con Carne.
Caleb Ramirez
Is it quorn?
Adrian Cruz
bump
Juan Ward
What did you make in the end and why are you eating mince at 6am? Have you just finished night shift
Andrew Roberts
im not the guy making food
Benjamin Jenkins
is the new unfunny south park on tonight? need something to watch
Oliver Martin
Why must I imbue myself with wicked poisons lads? It makes it so hard to do simple shit.
Sebastian Ward
Good morning lads.
Attempted a 1.5 mile run last night, my furthest attempted run in a long time. Don't know how long it took, but I did roughly half walking and half running. Now I'm broken. Now all I have to do is repeat the pain regularly until I can do it in around 12 minutes. What are you doing to improve yourself a little?
Alexander Murphy
I fucking hate them adverts
Luis Barnes
read. recovered about 15/20 mins ago
Joshua Reed
I can already run that in about 11, so I guess I have no work left to do. Is 1.5 just a personal goal, or related to joining some group?
Owen Robinson
racist
Dominic Miller
Play football instead. It's far easier to do with similar results.
Ayden Wood
Just stop its that simple. I don't drink, smoke weed or cigarettes. Only thing left I need to give up is sugar. Only then can I truly become moral.
Julian Price
I'm just trying to build enough stamina up so I can go train some mma. Thinking about swimming instead as its full body exercise and no impact on joints. The muscles on my shins are dead atm, think its because I haven't ran in years and have matchsticks for legs.
Lincoln Rogers
Nice one mate. I was dead after 5 minutes too but I just had to keep going, felt pretty sick desu.
Military. Selection states you need to do 1.5 miles in 12:45, so aiming for 12 seems good. I'm severely unfit right now having not done any proper regular exercise for a damn long time, so 12 minutes is still quite a ways away. I'm not so concerned about upper body strength right now, I easily gain that when I exercise, it's my running that's always been weak.
Cameron Hernandez
Sugar in sensible quantities is completely fine.
Liam Kelly
Yeah, but there's no such thing as a moral quantity.
Hunter Torres
My lower legs are fucked especially my shins, I'm going to try build up my distances slowly so I don't overwhelm myself then give up. I have exercised probably 5 times in the last 10 years, got away with it because skinny fat so never put on weight but am severely unfit. How long have you got to join up? Isn't the paras 1.5 mile time something like 9:30?
Ethan Cruz
I've got as long as I want mate, I'm just getting myself ready in advance right now. It's something around 9 minutes yeah, can't remember exactly off the top of my head though. My ultimate goal is to join the RMC before I'm 32, but that's severely hard. So I figure that getting time in the regular army will serve me well in that endeavour. I could join the regular Navy instead of the regular army, but the Navy is gay unless you're an RMC.
Justin Wilson
By your hypothesis small quantities of heroin and crack cocaine are completely fine
Tyler Wright
Sugar is something naturally present in many foods that we have been eating since before we could walk upright.
Far cry from heroin my lad.
Carter Howard
>Sugar in sensible quantities is completely fine. The issue is actuall refined sugar vs natural, if like i did you stop consuming all refined sugar and replace it with natural (dates are good) you'll lose weight. The energy in refined sugar is just astoundingly high even if you exercise alot which i do.
Asher Reed
Is morality better than Freddos?
Lincoln Bell
Well yea of course. But saying "giving up sugar" is retarded because that means giving up shit like apples and grapes.
Cameron Lopez
Fair enough, I'm 28 one of my biggest regrets is not joining up when I was 18. Was too scared I would get my legs blown off, hard to convince yourself to join up when 2 wars were going on and everyday in the news they were reporting deaths and casualties. Why didn't you join up before? Thinking about joining the TA though. I'm primarily trying to get fit so I can start hobbies i've wanted to do for a long time
Tyler Green
>someone who's as average and lackadaisical as me could make British military requirements
John Moore
Technically speaking, when companies list sugar on their ingredients list. They are are pretty much only referring to refined sugar like sucrose. They would list other sugars like maltose, fructose or galactose separately. (Or omit them completely)
Robert Ross
Heroin is as natural as refined sugars. Both are extremely immoral vices that should banned.
Justin Baker
I'm 24 now, I've left it so late because I've spent my life being a lazy, self-pitying, depressive spastic. Yeah, the Reserves would be pretty decent actually. Soldier in your spare time, chuck a few grenades around on the weekend. What are these hobbies you want to start doing?
Well you'd have to do some pretty immoral stuff to be able to afford a Freddo these days.
Daniel Bailey
What has that got to do with what I'm saying?
>Apples and Grapes have refined sugars in them
are you a retard?
Gabriel Russell
Well it just depends on your role, 12:45 is just for regular infantry. All you have to be is fit and not retarded, being a soldier isn't rocket science.
>shoot bad guy and say "yes sir"
Bentley Butler
>I'm 24 now, I've left it so late because I've spent my life being a lazy, self-pitying, depressive spastic Carpe diem
TA seems ideal for me atm, plan on going back to uni and start a new job. So if that all goes tits up and I enjoy the TA I can join the regular army.
>What are these hobbies you want to start doing? Start training some mma(primarily Judo, Muay Thai and jiu jitsu), also want to complete a marathon, triathlon and go climbing.
Dylan Kelly
>not being NEET >not eating chicken nug nugs every day from Mcdiddles >Not spending your good boy points to get a PS4 Pro >not wanking to Phil Schofield on this morning as he describes a brest examine >Not more chicken nug nugs for tea >Not crippling acid reflux from a diet of chicken nug nugs and diet coke REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Camden Roberts
>diet coke
Noah Sanders
>>Apples and Grapes have refined sugars in them I never suggested that they do, now you are being facetious. I refuse to engage in a discussion with a person whom cannot be serious. You cannot compare the effects a poison like refined sugar in carbonated drinks to fructose in apples. Sugars in carbonated drinks are nothing but empty calories whilst fruit such as apples are nutritious and contain fructose, vitamins and fibre.
Juan Ortiz
>Diet coke
Jack Barnes
At least it's not skimmed milk.
Bentley Green
coke zero gives you cancer and normal coke has fat in it
Tyler Hall
You originally said "Only thing left I need to give up is sugar.".
I said natural sugars are completely fine, then you changed the goalposts to refined sugars. You're the one being facetious
Jordan Scott
>So if that all goes tits up and I enjoy the TA I can join the regular army. Just remember, 33 is the cut off age.
>Start training some mma(primarily Judo, Muay Thai and jiu jitsu), also want to complete a marathon, triathlon and go climbing. Pretty bloody ambitious lad, good for you.
Are you two genuinely arguing about sugar? Fucking hell lads.
Jack Davis
Because English Celts got cucked by the Big Germanic Cock. Scotland Wales and Ireland have their own languages but they got cucked so hard they don't speak them.
Ian Morris
To suggest I meant giving up natural sugar is not only asinine on your part but naïve in thought. I never changed the goal posts, maybe you should have asked for clarification on my statement than making ridiculous assumptions
Andrew Long
It wasn't a ridiculous assumption. The word "Sugar" encompasses all forms of sugar by its definition. I responded according to the correct definition of the word.
You should have clarified in your initial statement. I should not have to adjust for your miscommunication.
Wyatt Barnes
>Pretty bloody ambitious lad, good for you. Slowly, slowly catchy monkey. For the marathon and triathlon I plan to complete 5k first, then 10k, then half marathon, then a marathon, then triathlon. I decided I need to start partaking in hobbies that I've always wanted to do. Instead of drinking, watching tv and shitposting on a Mongolian weaving forum
>Are you two genuinely arguing about sugar? Fucking hell lads. No just trying to do an impression on how I think morality man would argue about sugar
Kayden Moore
It's an utterly ridiculous assumption, even if it is a valid interpretation of the words used. Sprouts contain sugar, but to presume they're included in "cutting out sugar" is idiotic.
Carter Sullivan
NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD