I see a lot of self hating Canadians on Cred Forums. Nothing worse than a Canadian cocksucking on American dick

SHANTY TOWN COUNTRY

>Did you know that French Canadians have on average larger penises than the rest of North America?
that's because you guys don't circumcise your kids at birth. Circumcision shrinks the penis about an inch during growth.

Take your fucked up commonwealth pride back to your designated shitting street! And your horseshit about *who's* subject you are there too.

So many of Canadians follow in the next categories, who attacked the board and are hated by actual users of Cred Forums trough this year.

>Bernie supporters
>Hillary supporters
>Reddit SJW warriors
>Feminist brigade from Tumblr
>Raids of ADL army
>CTR paid trolls
>Anti-Trump paid trolls
>Soros control damage legion of Islamic terrorism
>Unpaid Cred Forumstards and tourists trying so hard to push the multicultural utopia
>/leftypol/ spammers
>gay and legalize supporters who read about this "fascist" site and want to change our opinions on both topics

Its not that Canada is hated. Is the people living inside that makes the flag a bad name. For every 1 good poster, you see 19 Canadians shilling hard.

I can't even begin to pick apart your post because it is the equivalent of an angry diatribe written by a drunk 10 year old mongoloid. I can't believe I'm saying this but my nigger president is a better choice than your limp dicked homo you've got prancing around gay pride parades like a little nancy-boy.

OOOH BABY DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S WORTH? TORONTO IS HEAVEN ON EARTH!

>French Canadians have on average larger penises
Anecdotal evidence. Cocksucker much?

>And they're also whiter
Lol! Okay.

In the 1960s Canada had more potential than any other country in the world. Will never be a big player, but a comfy middle power.

We threw it all away when we gave up our bank, adopted Jewish monetary reforms, legislated mass immigration and multiculturalism, and forgot our history and what made us great.

Canada was an incredible nation. Probably the best in the world for a long time, probably up till the 1970s early 80s but we threw it all away.

This country is the most foreign owned in the world. One in four Canadians were not born in Canada. These are people with citizenship, not new immigrants. Trudeau is not wrong when he says we are "post-national".

The guy spent time in Afghanistan and serve our country well, I'm actually glad we finally have a defence minister who had boots in combat. People just hate cuz he indian but i dont really give a fuck as long as he does his job well

>People just hate cuz he indian but i dont really give a fuck
The international motto of the cuck.

you realize that's because Canadians simply make up a big proportion of the board? Due to ,you know, us being an English speaking country and long cold winters that encourage you to spend time inside to shitpost.

You realize there's a almost the same proportion of Americans doing those fake leftist bait threads?

Are you so much of a newfag that you forgot that in 2014 while we had flags Canadians were mostly respected because we had a neocon kike loving PM (like Trump).

Everything changed when we got a cuck PM you don't like. WAAAH WAAAH CANADIANS ARE BULLYING US.

fuck off. Watching the rise of Trump is the only thing keeping me from columbing the fuck out

"Please show me evidence that you have bigger dicks and are whiter because I don't believe you >:("

Find it yourself Pedro and fuck off

Proud Canadian here. Also that man might not be a white man but he's served in the military and I'm sure he has Canadas security as his top priority.

you shouldn't. If you arent a nigger or a fag this country doesn't give a flying fuck about you

me too lmao

deus vult brother

Canada is objectively the best place in the world to live and anyone who disagrees is blinded by patriotism.

>best country on earth
With our dumbass PM who just finished bringing in 320k syrians that we dont need. My friends who were born in canada cant find work but all these new mudslimes get to live off welfare.

I'm just lucky I havea job that wont see any unemployment soon. Private security.

More allah akbars = more scared people.

>self hating
Yeah why shouldnt we hate ourselves. Hell I voted trudeau thinking he was gonna bring change as canadas obama. An he is canadas obama, a minority cock sucking retard who lied about everything he promosed to do.
I coulda voted harper, at least we already knew that guys was shit.

>also pic related

I will not rest until we are the first country banned from Cred Forums

then columbo the fuck out. You never were a Canadian in the first place if your sense of attachment is so fragile.

When we recover and get a real conservative PM back in power you won't be welcome back.

Lol! You didn't even refute the cocksucker remark, cocksucker.

Canada is like America but shittier, colder, and French. The people are either hicks or passive aggressive little shits. Americans at least have character and hospitality. There are more hicks and illiterates in Canada than in America.

Can I migrate to Canada if I got a distinction in English for GSCEs and have a degree in project management?

My sister lives in Vancouver.

>real conservative
don't make me fucking laugh. Pls

Conservatives will change NOTHING

The only difference between the Conservatives and Liberals are the selfies and pride parades.

Stfk
Muricans aren't allow here go back where you come from

>Yeah why shouldnt we hate ourselves.
cuck

Trudeau won before I voted. As i was parking at the voting center i heard it announced on the radio. I was optimistic. It was my first chance to vote (i missed the last election by 3 months in age) and i was so fucking pissed off. I along with everyone who had just shown up got back in our cars and sped off furious.

That night i realized the federal government did not represent nor care about me. I felt and still feel betrayed. I had been told from age 8 that I was a free Canadian. That i was pert of the greatest country on earth. That we were a great democracy where everybody's vote counts.

I read back and learned that BCs vote had never counted and never would. The election had always been decided before our polls closed.

I remembered a major issue leading to the american revolution: No taxation without representation
I remembered I pay federal tax and that BC itself pays transfer payments to the federal government as well.

That night i vowed to become a separatist. I vowed that one day BC would be free.

I no longer feel Canadian.

I am sick of myself and the land i was born in being overtaxed and used as a colony by a union that does not represent or care about me.

I want out.

I want freedom. For myself and my people.

canada is one of the most liked countries in the world. retards think pol=everyone

do whatever the fuck you what. Don't you remember, Canada "has no core-identity" and is a "post-national" pile of dirt. Come right the fuck in. Hope you like niggers. Because if you are at all successful in life, your tax dollars will literally be lining their pockets.
>Welcome to fucking Canada

Canadians and Americans are identical in all but one way, americans have a clear national identity and Canadians do not, I theorize we are arrogant and shitty towards our brothers to make up for it, and don't you dare try to pretend that nearly everyone here doesnt acts that way

Go fucking ahead, Vancouver is Canada's Beijing.

It all started when the Avro Arrow was canceled.

But honestly we should never have voted to join

it would have been preferable at this point to have become a US state in 1871 than an Ontarian colony.

>Didn't vote
>Complains the government didn't represent him
Canadians, everyone

I live in rural canada and love it. Whenever I go into major cities or even large towns for that matter I'm disgusted by what I see.

We're reaching burger tier levels of obesity, our roads are a disgusting mess with trash fucking everywhere, people are dumb as all fuck and our sjws are getting out of control. Not to mention our shit education system on pretty much all fronts from grade school up.

We need massive reform and politicians who can actually get something done. For fuck sakes our PM thinks a gender split house is an actual accomplishment. It's fucking pathetic. By the way, how much of our land is earmarked as collateral for our retarded private loans? I don't actually know but I bet a lot of it is. This country is falling down the shitter with the rest of the world.

Frig off we're full

wait, this is in english? kill me i wanted russian!!

>My sister graduated in microbiology in uOttawa
>gets instant job in Vancouver
>married a Canadian Born Chinese who works for a real estate developer
>buys 2 holiday cabins in some holiday resort island off Vancouver
>rents them to airbnb
>she's driving a Mercedes GLE
>earning more than me
>stress free life by just looking at bacteria in the lab
>told me Vancouver is just like Singapore without Indians, Muslims and with 4 seasons
>Has been offered Canadian citizenship but is in loggerheads on whether to give up Singaporean citizenship

She did mention Niggers but they're not WE WUZ KANGZ N SHIET DINDU NUFFIN tier.

Vancouver is ten times the better city that Melbourne; run by greens and rampant with Socialist Alternative numale cucks and feminists.

I guess I'm gay then. So sorry.

Canada is filled with worthless Cucks. Even our "conservatives" have absolutely no moral values related to conservativism, it's just "muh oil"

Nobody is actually proud of free enterprise, or freedom in general.

Mexico could invade Canada and our parliament would meet and discuss asking them to stop without sounding racist.

wow really nice post

Same here, cities like Montreal or Toronto are actually physically revolting. Montreal is such shit.

Full of empty suburban houses, holiday cabins and great hunting, fishing spots I agree.

You do realize that political parties get funding based on the number of votes, right?

Even if your party doesn't win, every vote for them increases their coffers for the next election.

This is true. You know what needs to be done.

You should be, faggot. You're a shame to your nation and people.

FRIG OFF GOOK JEEZ

We had our culture stolen from us.

That's what happens when you have 50+ years of brainwashing throughout the public education system.

vancouver is expensive as fuck to live in.
You'll get a tiny 20x20 ft apartment that bleeds you dry. You'll never see the stars and it will slowly drain you of the will to live. Eventually, you will want to murder your neighbors. You will be surrounded by materialism and yet truly own nothing.

It is my primary goal in life to avoid this situation.

>I voted trudeau thinking he was gonna bring change as canadas obama. An he is canadas obama, a minority cock sucking retard who lied about everything he promosed to do.
>I coulda voted harper, at least we already knew that guys was shit

For 60 years we have been duped by this system

the two parties are exactly the same

In words: no theyre different
In deeds: they are both the same and have both screwed us over equally

our system is merely a giant puppet show

only with an armed revolution do we have any hope of fixing things, of freeing ourselves, of becoming free

if we cannot do this it is better to just dissolve canada as a union

Ameriburger shitposting is so bad compared to ours holy shit I never realized that

My sister already lives there and is a microbiologist for a pharma company.

She can literally bring our entire family there if she wishes to.

>The only difference between the Conservatives and Liberals are the selfies and pride parades.

this

they are both sides of the same coin

the liberals are the left hand of the puppet and the conservatives are the right hand

Put us out of our misery. Whites, especially males were responsible for creating essentially every aspect of western civilization and we're demonized to the point of total apathy. This nation is doomed, I only wish that I could live to see how bad it becomes in 100 years, to see the smug smiles wiped from the lobotomized leftists, the muzzies having nobody to pay their benefits

Trudeau is a shit

Will move to the USA if they MAGA

Globalists will start focusing on Trudeau after this election is over, especially if hillary is out

t. Canadian (white cis male)

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>Canada is the best country on earth
You sound like literally hitler.
Canada is not a country or a nation in the classic sense, so it cant really be compared to other, real, nation country's. Canada is just Clay where peoples from other, cooler, nations come to meet and drive the economic engine with their diversity and such.

Trudeau is a fuck faggot but honestly enrages me when people act like Harper wasn't paying to get tonnes of immigrants specifically to help fuel his plan that led to our economy crashing

I think burgerbros fail to give us our proper dues:
>we hate niggers so much we don't elect them

I was going to vote. i was mere meters from the voting station when they announced trudeau had won.

Trudeau had won before i voted

why the fuck should i vote when the fucker has been elected with a fucking majority anyways?

and no the government doesnt represent or care about BC because they realize they do not have to win any votes here. the only fucking times they have ever given a shit about us is when Vancouver hosted expo 86 and when vancouver hosted the 2010 Olympics because it was advertising for them as well.

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>every vote for them increases their coffers for the next election.

Yes but when theres only Cons Libs and NDP on the ballot they dont need much from us either

>BC itself pays transfer payments to the federal government as well.
>le transfer payment maymay

It's because you all enjoy the benefits of considerable federal programs.

Lol how do you think AB feels? Trudeau and the rest of those liberal scum hate us, even though we've financed the east coast for the last 10 years, all because oil looks bad and their Hollywood crushes disapprove.

cic.gc.ca/englIsh/immigrate/index.asp

Literally a picture of a Chinese family.

Agreed except Japan is best and I will move there and watch anime every day.

Canada is so irrelevent I sometimes forget we border someone other than Mexico

Yes, that was a huge moment for this country as well. It was the beginning of American influence, and when we began to lose our sovereignty.

Any Canadian that gives a fuck should read the following books:

Lament for a Nation
Goodbye Canada (anything by paul hellyer for that matter)
Conrad Black's History of Canada.

Go back to Bongland/India with your commonwealth-mongering already. Along with all your street shitting friends who believe in such bullshit as the commonwealth and being the "subject" of the queen or president ... or apparently of the prime minister.

Slide post, I wish this kind of nationalism came out of leafs.

But yet take the most in equalization payments? Fucking frog niggers

nous étions rois!

Our country is literally the worst. Cold as fuck. Expensive as fuck. Immigrants as fuck. Cucked as fucked. Im shaking.

:D i never payed attention to harperso its purely ignorance on my part

I shoulda voted a party i knew wouldnt win like BQ

we have a beautiful country and we've definitely made at least a couple of contributions to the world worth being proud of, but you'd have to be delusional to pretend a lot of our cities (and government) aren't full of retarded progressives and leftist cucks

Tears is slang for cum you dumb fuck lol

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hello im also from canada this is my first ever post on this site.

Did you send cheque yet? Landlord's pissed and I'm too tired to work

>a fucking leaf

Lurk more.

How is sauga and oakville holding up?

It was already getting terrifying but I can already imagine now.

>enjoy the benefits of considerable federal programs

we could have funded far more ourselves if we werent sening away money that doesnt come back

>pay payments
>fed pledges 1/4 of those payments under a shitload of retarded conditions even down to naming of the project (see "Canada Line)

We could have finished the entire fucking SkyTrain network, built proper planes, submarines and aircraft carriers and been started on a cross BC maglev if our money wasnt being sent to niggers in Quebec and Ontario

Cold is good.
Embrace the winter of our ancestors it keeps the immigrants in the big cities and potentially away altogether

Like what free heroine for addicts? Or maybe an increase to welfare? Or how about civic upgrades...in QUEBEC. Please tell me the value added by the liberal gov't

not sure how to reply but its cool to see other canadians following the US elections

Whites will rise out of the ashes once Canada collapses. Remember, blacks aren't built for northern climates at all.

>A FUCKING LEAF

We're getting cucked by China on the daily. We suck, America sucks.

get me my green card faggot and then I'm out of this shithole.

Fuck Canada

No you're not. Your country will welcome me with open arms.

Northern Mississauga is the same as Brampton.

Your healthcare is shit but y'all nice.

where are you from? im from nova scotia. my son talks about this site

fact is: it's tough to succeed in Canada.

things are expensive, it gets cold, taxes are high, etc. not to mention, the job market is competitive af (med school admission is WAY harder than in the states).

so when you get a bunch of losers (re: Cred Forums), they kinda wanna avoid their incompetency and latch onto strength. but there's no strength here, so "FUCK TRUDEAU!! HE'S A KEK" and they become jealous of the States for having Trump

>You literally pay us to live a luxurious life
>We live like kings
>We are actually Canadian nobility
Thanks peasant, now go back to work.

It varies by province.

Don't get sick or injured in Quebec. It's literally faster to drive to Ontario from Montreal to get medical treatment than going to any public health care facilities in Quebec.

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Lol! What? I'm not a Brit nor an Indian poo in loo. I'm an American white you stupid retarded maple nigger.

>another reason why we should be rid of Ottawa

great me.me

RACIST!

0/10
Next time use
chrc-ccdp.ca/eng/content/i-want-complain

Like the FBI could come get me.

>if we werent sening away money that doesnt come back
It does come back to you.

Quebec doesn't benefit from the majority of Federal programs since they have their own. That's why they get their money back since the tax plan is still the same for Quebec residents as it is for all other Canadians.

>AB

Tell me, honestly because i distrust Alberta slightly because they are landlocked and we have the coastline they need to export their oil

If we were both independent would BC and Alberta be military allies?
Or would we be enemies always on the brink of war?

Its really my only fear in the event of Canadian balkanization that the landlocked provinces would be against us due to us being in the way of our access to the sea

>Quebec
>live like kings

bitch I would rather live in some Newfie shithole fishing village than fucking frogland. your province is shit, just jews, muslims, and francophones yelling at each other nonstop.

fucking rights we'd be against you.

>"I'm afraid if the prairies were independent they'd hold everything we did to them against us"

No... fucking... shit... asshole

>It does come back to you.
only some of it comes back

most of it does not

and anyways whay have we to gain by sending it away anyways

face it: all we got from canada was ONE SHITTY RAILROAD connecting us to the East that we barely use

Had we not joined Canada who ended our whites only and immigration restriction policies and segregation we would still be 90% white

>express entry to become a citizen

Just because i'm Singaporean.

wewlad.

Canada stinks. It's like America 20 years in the past, but with even more Pakis, Jamaicans, and Chinks.

You sound like a prick, and won't be spared when the time comes.

The high winds on the mountains would blow the wall over.

>everything we did to them

We didnt do anything to you other than being on the coast and not giving you full access to build pipelines across OUR land

What i want to know is why are there so many Albertans flooding over our borders since the oil prices went down a bit? Coming for our fucking gibs and taking jobs

Nah a BC wall would be mostly just blocking off the gaps in the mountains

Good goy. Believe what they told you.
In the meantime, I'll use this equalization payment cheque I just received to treat my white girlfriend.

Might i add that those pipelines could have been at cost to us. we would have gotten very little money out of it possibly less than our section cost to build

>white girlfriend

>easterner
>white

Pick
One
And
Only
One

Should have let the pipeline through then wong...

Youre mostly (native) Indian mongrels especially the quebekers

That's cool. I would actually pay you to keep Quebecois women out of our nice clean province. Thanks a lot.

You can count on one hand how many black people live in Vancouver. Out in the burbs like New West or Surrey there is more (and more violent) but there's hardly any in Vancouver/Victoria.

You see mainly Koreans and Japs downtown, HK Chinese everywhere else except East Vancouver which is Viet and mainlander Chinese. There's a shitload of Indians (punjabis) and Iranians, and unfortunately burka wearing Saudis all over because their government is currently paying them to all go to school here so if you see a really, really fat Arab guy with a giantic afro he's a Saudi.

Lot's of Singaporeans here but since ethnic Han chinese hard to distinguish from other Chinese.

Vancouver is expensive as fuck, and salaries are fuck all unless you work for some kind of government industry. I suggest you work remotely for an American corp while living here (check weworkremotely.com)

One place you want to avoid is Granville "entertainment" district on the weekend. That's when all of India (surrey) comes out and floods downtown to get in fights and shoot at each other.

you guys better not fuck this up

the founding fathers always intended Canada to eventually join the USA

That's nice Elliot.
We often go to other provinces. We have so much free time, as we don't really have to work (thanks for the cash btw).
She's also fine with me fucking Anglo women to spread my superior Quebecois genes. Your womem can't get enough of that BQC, kek.

where the fuck are you cuz I assumed it was Ontario

Oh I forgot to mention bums and crackhead hobos, plus totally insane people are everywhere walking around 24/7 trying to scam you. Anybody who approaches you on the street to talk or helpfully "offer directions" is a scammer trying to lure you in an alley for a mugging. Sadly our hippie extremist marxist city council allows them to fester openly like they do in San Francisco.

>pipeline

>I will build a great pipeline and make BC pay for it

Its our fucking land. We dont owe you shit horesfucker

Were i in charge i would be putting a meter on that fucking pipeline and charging you per fucking liter

>I would build a great wall, and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me, and I’ll build them very inexpensively, I will build a great, great wall on our eastern border. And I will have Alberta pay for that wall. Mark my words.

Questions:
Does that rag(cloth fabric) you need to wear on your head constantly itch much?
Do you ever wonder why the one you worship (god/allah/the great nurgle) makes forces you wear an itchy fabric tight fitting hat it?
Does your people have a head scratching device that fits under the rag, which helps to relieve the itch, when it is forbidden to remove it to scratch?
And finally, how is your hair?

>go to other provinces

No you don't. You've never left that shithole. Most don't, if they do they don't come back.

>That's cool. I would actually pay you to keep Quebecois women out of our nice clean province. Thanks a lot.
Yeah nigger Quebec is a fucking shit hole don't come here! Stay in Ontario! they love mystery meat and are very tolerant of them! Diversity is our strengths! Chinese over here, blacks over there, here's the Sikh neighborhood NO WHITE NEIGHBORHOODS THOUGH YOU FUCKING RACIST!

I don't know if you even looked at the ID's, but I'm not the Albertan.

Just an ontariofag, but if you didn't want them flooding in, perhaps you should have allowed the pipeline.

and then you fuckers have the nerve to send us your human trash when you have to cut back easy oil jobs

>When Alberta sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems to us. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists.

>And some i assume good people.

Look, Canada. We've had a complicated relationship but lets clear things up. America just IS better than Canada. You know it. We know it. Everyone knows it. Everything you've got we've got more and better versions (insert diabetus, nigger joke here). I'm not hating Canada. I've visited you before and you're great! We are just better. Not better people. We're all terrible in our own ways. But our shit is wayyy better. Come on. Just admit it.

>Your womem can't get enough of that BQC, kek.
Real fucking talk. Whenever I'm horny I drive 20 minutes to Cornwall.

>Hey babe I got a case of Labatt Blue and a pickup, wanna fuck?

Quebecois DICK BALLS DEEP in that Anglo pussy. Weak Anglos been trying to conquer us for 400 years and they couldn't. Anglos whore recognize alpha dick.

>Ontario
>no white neighbourhoods

you've clearly never been anywhere here but Toronto. Quebec is far more culturally enriched.

>He actually thinks we'd fall in love with India 2.0 or Hongcouver
Nah, it's sweet and white enough here.

If there's one thing I'd like to experience about being American, it'd be owning awesome firearms. Having a concealed carry too.

>get all the great things Americans create
>none of the violence
>half of your entertainment industry is made of Canadians anyway

yeah, ok there.

Any leafs out there?

I wanna punch you so hard your glasses shatter and your nose bleed!

:^)

Maybe Canada is a good place to retire.

Buy a cabin at one of the Victoria Islands and live there comfortably.

Top kek. Canadians claim trump is their last hope while they pray for russia to annex them itt. What an irrelevant cold cuckold of a nation you are.

>another dumb frenchie who wound up in the wrong part of Toronto and ran home screaming to his fat mother

Stay in your designated frog zone.

You can remain a pajeet or derka in Toronto and never learn any english yet be able to shop and even get a job.

In Francophone not Anglo area Quebec your kids must go to a French school, and nobody will help you if you speak derkderka or english to them. They will literally show you the door and not give a fuck even if you are there buying a ferrari if you don't speak French gtfo.

They can get away with it too, since their provincial "consitution" allows for that discrimination, whereas our marxist Anglo provinces encourage as much cucking as possible

>not the Albertan
ok sorry i assumed you were another albertan

>allowed the pipeline.
i know but theres a possibility its costs would have outweighed the gains if any we saw out of it. In effect we'd be subsidizing their industry. Id rather just take control of our border ban them from coming here to live and deport the ones that have been living here for over 3 months

Also i would literally build a fucking concrete wall on the border. As someone who has lived in a town near the AB border and has family there i can confirm they are literally bringing drugs and crime and a few yes have even raped

>plural form of leaf is leafs

>Americuck education

Embarrassing for a chink to school you on your mother tongue desu.

Too late. I have 12 mutt kids with Anglo women I must look after, and which you pay for. Stay cucked.

Yes if you stay away from major cities the rural/islands are awesome. Especially the lakes in interior BC, in the middle of summer that's total paradise. Water is clean, air is clean, get on a boat and go check out whatever beach parties are happening which will have no violence because no nogs or pajeets go up there much.

We don't hate Canada. We just hate you.

That's lame and half assed. Just like I expect from you pitiful BC swine. We Albertans are excellent at scaling the high peaks and we shall have our pipeline. And if it leaks, destroying your stupid trees and salmon and shit, and you have anything to say about it We would swarm over the peaks like a cloud of hungry locusts, and destroy your pitful defenses, before herding you like sheep onto rafts and letting you drift out into the sea.

Fucker.

IN

news.nationalpost.com/sports/nhl/pee-kay-vs-pay-kah-french-language-group-is-not-ok-with-the-pronunciation-of-p-k-subbans-name

>Quebecois literally get triggered by the English alphabet

How insecure can you be? You have a whole province dedicated to preserving your shitty language that's not even real French, and you still bitch and moan any time someone speaks a superior language. I'm honestly surprised you lot are shitposting in English, this must be very hard for you.

Who /Winnipeg/ here

The prarie life is a rough one

So much this. My countrymen make me cry.

Dude, your entire province nearly burned to ground and weedman imported south africans to do rain dances. You elected the NDP, even more far left than weedman.

RIP Alberta

>Anglo

Just because she knows how to string together a few sentences in English, doesn't make her Anglo.

I do believe the 12 kids part. You dummies never did figure out birth control, did you?

I went to Edmonton before on a vacation of sorts. I thought it was neat. There was a lot of police sirens going off, but I just attributed that to it being a big city. I felt safe overall.

You unironically typed this out when your gas and food costs 2 - 3 times more there in many places even though all of the garbage you eat is by American companies, anyway. The fact that we import gas and oil from you, yet your own petrol is more expensive in Canada is truly pathetic. Canadians are deluded. You guys are a shitty knockoff USA with more progressive cuckoldry dumped on top.

>Toronto

Outside of Toronto is either 100% white, or every immigrant has assimilated entirely into Canadian culture. We let Torontonian immigrants keep their shitty culture because most of them make some fantastic fucking food.

Pretty much. The country is suffused with Passport-Canadians who don't give a flying fuck about this country. Our leadership cucks is to the chinks ... Conservative, Liberal, doesn't matter. There's no reason feel any loyalty to the shell of a nation-state the boomers have left us. Can't wait for Anschluss with the Trumpenreich desu.

For mcmurray is not the entire province. Its a small town. You are mentally defficient and retarded.

So you're telling me people living outside of Quebec aren't even Anglos? Thanks Trudeau.

Kill yourself. I'd rather live in a country with low taxes, patriotism, and the right to bear arms than a cucked socialist shithole where we get arrested for saying mean things.

>just hate cuz he indian
>just
KYS

>Canadian culture
Oh fuck, you're a funny one.

Half the time online sellers don't know the difference between US and Canadian dollars, so we actually get a lot of shit cheaper than you do.

I'll grant you that Ontario's worse than a lot of places in the US right now because of our premier being retarded. But otherwise Canada's pretty much better just because we have an almost 0% chance of getting killed by a gun.

I'm sure he absolutely has the security of our wonderful post-national (((Canada))) as his top priority.

The Romans learned from their mistakes

Canukistan will collapse because it refuses to reform

/thread

Yeah i dont really mind Edmonton. Its Cuckgary you have to watch out for (see pic related)

We've been through this. You haven't left Quebec. You're going to fuck muslim/jewish girls rebelling against their parents, and fat frogs for the rest of your life.

Now go complain about how you got triggered by someone speaking English to you.

Fuck off, chink. We're full.

Canadians get a lot of shit on Cred Forums.
Sending my love to you leafs. Peace.

>The people are either hicks or passive aggressive little shits

Fuck, this.

>gas prices
The average price for a gallon of regular gas in Los Angeles County was $4.30 USD today. The average price here converted to gallons $4.60 CAD so we're paying less than Commiefornia.

>imported food
Only imported food costs more, local products are roughly the same price as the US.

You know absolutely shit about Canada I suggest if you wish to troll you focus on the massive amounts of drunken natives here who pretty much lay claim to like 60% of the country and have been fighting over that claim for a few hundred years demanding money and reparations.

>BC
>wants to separate
Just give it 10 years. The gooks have zero loyalty to Canada and will try to separate once they feel secure. Watch will be soon. Mark my words.

>regular gas in Los Angeles County was $4.30 USD today. The average price here converted to gallons $4.60 CAD so we're paying less than Commiefornia.
>>imported food

4.6 is not less than 4.3 dumbass

Canada's a fucking joke getting cucked by every country on Earth. We're "liked" the way a slut at a frat party is appreciated.

If Canada is a joke, why are people from all over the world moving to Toronto and other cities?

No but seriously: stay the fuck in Singapore. We've got all the slopes we need.

>4.6 **CAD is not less than 4.3 USD dumbass

wow

Sure. I haven't left Quebec. I haven't beaten my friend at the "who can fuck a girl from every province" race. I haven't spread my Quebecois seed so far and wide your "kid" (LOL) will be strangely good looking.
Anglo Canada is the best Canada, buddy.

Canada is a cuck country for sure, but literally anywhere is better than Ottawa. When will ISIS do something useless for once and nuke this worthless Somali colony?

(((public education)))

There was that cruise ship full of yid refugees from Germany back before the War. I grew up hearing about how horrible we'd been for not letting them in. If only we'd stick to our guns on that.

thank you,

now piss off, bloody pommy

Fellow BC user here.

I feel a lot of the same things you do. I lived all across the country the last 6 years, and moved back to BC recently. If there's one thing I learned its BC is certainly not Canadian. We're culturally different by a long shot. I'm tired of pandering to a gov't that doesn't give a fuck about anything outside of Ont/QC.

I wish I could find a group of people around BC that were legitimate separatists, and help grow the movement.

It can't be worse than Winnipeg

Yes, Feng. We understand how our cucked immigration system works. What we're saying is, in all seriousnes: Fuck. Off. We. Are. Full.

Kill yourself.

Harper was no better. That cuck was working for the Chinese.

So basically you're a fag who lives at home
will never travel around, and will always come
in second place? Sounds like a typical Leaf
that wants to try to flex nuts with a country like
ours.

The only self-hating Canadians here are the ones that use the wrong Liberal leaf flag and think that they are what they are not. We have been under a Liberal dictatorship that corrupted our identity to make way for Muslims and other scum since Lester Cuck "I Love America" Pearson and Trudeau the 1st. We are British first, Canadian second, and not in the "Canadian" way that Trudeau the 2nd would have us think.

You should have known that to effectively compare two quantities you need to convert them to the same units you fucking retard.

look! heres how!

4.30 USD/gallon
4.60 CAD/gallon=6.05CAD/gallon

I hope for all our sake you failed grade six math and are now sucking niggers dick on the corner quarter for big macs and crack.

>American education
You really want to get bullied, don't you?

I'm a Canadian who moved to the States.

Canada is way better. Americans are hilarious. Their cities are fucking DISGUSTING slums, and they are just used to it. Americans are used to living completely surrounded by danger and filth, surrounded by hispanics and blacks at all times. They're just used to it.

Canada's cities may be bad but at least they're clean and safe. America has the same problems as we do with multiculturalism, except their ethnics shoot children in the face in broad daylight instead of just ruining the housing market (they do that too).

Americans are just used to it. They're used to just watching this shit go on every day because they have no choice. They are the true cucks.

Canadians take pride on having literally no national identity, culture or heritage. None. They cling to progressive platitudes, hockey and a shitty coffee joint as a result and look down on our neighbor for daring to have such "rampant patriotism". Diversity is our one and only God.

I'm a couple years away from going full sperg and calling for the heads of all our politicians. This needs to end.

pls be my ai gf

OP irl

>second place

I believe the US team just flunked out of the World Cup of Hockey last week, losing to Team Czech Republic.

>Team Czech Republic!!

That's got to be a new low.

I'm pretty sure examples like this makes Canada look like idiots.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=B7NkssHJZLs&feature=youtu.be

Stop fighting for degenerate stuff leafkikes

so leave

I would join if BC wasn't already full of pajeet, pang, brain dead dudebro trash and numale faggots. All of which are libdrones or stupid Cons. Just cut out Vancouver and the lower coast, start from there.

>make BC great again

And go were exactly? This is home.

*where

Fuck me bud

>BC wasn't already full of pajeet, pang, brain dead dudebro trash and numale faggots
This!! YES!!

Big one please. BC needs to disappear beneath the waves. (cept I will miss their abundance of slutty, beautiful womenz.)

THen we'll have our pipeline.

i heard this was a Mongolian basket weaving forum.

Accept Quebec into your heart. We have a national identity, a culture and pride in our "country"/province.
You just have to say: "Fuck la reine", learn French and vote Trudeau to lead Canada into its grave.
But please, stay in your shithole.

In hockey?

Ohhh right, Canadians don't play ACTUAL sports
SOOOry, forgot about that

You're cherry picking our most expensive gas price. It's two dollars a gallon in my state just like it is in 95% of the country. And you are lying about food prices; I've seen your 28 dollar shit tier pizzas and 14 dollar six packs of beer.

Hey, if you bully me, I win!
Right Justin?

The French elected the current government because he played them with the niqab nonsense.

You people are morons. I wish you'd just fucking separate already.

>He still thinks I am Canadian
>He either have the reading skills of a nigger or he hasn't followed the conversation
>He jumped to conclusions to obtain an opinion and is now using Canadian memes trying to tease me
>American education
I usually like you guys, but you're trying really hard to bring your country's average IQ below 50, all by yourself.

you are literally triggered by the English alphabet, what good's a "national identity" if you're constantly scared that it'll be erased and need fucking laws to prevent your shit language from going extinct?

I'm not a maple nigger, you queen rimming aberration who's nevertheless Bongish enough to believe in being a subject of Obama/Trump or Trudeau.

The commonwealth needs to burn.

>He thinks anyone cares about him enough to bother checking the ID

Top kek. What kind of moron picks up and moves to the states on a whim without ever having seen any of our cities and then bitches about the nation they blindly emigrated to? Proxyfag detected.

That's all you got?
You sit here, talking shit, then when
you're all out, you go

"HURR DURR, look how dumb he looks,
he fell for it, I win again!"

Typical Leaf cowardice.

Where are you?

Currently in Vancouver for job but move and have moved all around the province

Also one of your kind shouldered me for no reason the time I went to one of your fucking "sugar shacks". Ham and maple syrup... really??

bunch of rude people. you seriously hate the english more than any other race and that's saying something.

BC.

>Montreal/immigrants voted in the libs
The few Quebecois who voted for the libs did it because the conservatives were dicks to us. The NDP lost its appeal after they let us down when we voted them in as opposition two elections ago and people don't believe in the Bloc anymore.
It didn't have anything to do with Muslims.
>English alphabet
You have the same as ours.
>Scared about losing your nationality
You should too: you're getting flooded by Pakis. We aren't scared of losing our culture to the Anglo, we're scared immirants will drown us, like they're doing everywhere.
The bill 101 was passed to make French official and make sure we were all on the same page about it, not because we're scared.
>He doesn't track back replies and read conversations before replying, because spitting out non-sense memes is so much intelligent.

We're rude to the Anglo and we genuinely hate you. Pick up a history book and you'll learn why.

Furthermore....
If a pipeline to supply the nation should be build, it should be build to the maritimes.
AND YOU GUYS ARE BLOCKING IT (Your mayor, your premier)
You are seriously the worst thing that ever happened to this country.

The French are literally retarded... they let the spite for the english in their hearts run their lives. instead of being logical.

We actually have the strategic advantage in war

Our major population and economic center is all the way across the province from you. To bomb you would have to fly all the way there and all the way back

Cuckgary is close enough to BC to hit in a few minutes and head home plus we actually have the brainpower to build missiles and the industry to build tanks guns planes etc
We'd take the oil and remove you and your precious kebabs

Damn faggatron, you're losing it.
I think Anglo's got a point.
Anytime anyone says anything to you
you flip your soggy, maple tits.

I hope those Anglo's take over.
They seem alright.

That's something you can't understand, as you're an Anglo, we aren't doing this out of anger.
We have deep roots and love for our land. Even the slighest chance of oil getting into our majestic river is enough for us.
We want to have nothing to do with oil. It's not about money.

Oh, and to add to this, how in the hell did you earn citizenship so easily? I don't see how someone could jump through years and years of hoops just to get a greencard in a nation that they believe is inferior to their own, obtain it, settle in, and then turn right around and claim we are a pile of shit. If I ever met an ungrateful foreigner like you in real life, I would kick your ass all the way back to Canada. Get the fuck out of my country.

>We're rude to the Anglo and we genuinely hate you. Pick up a history book and you'll learn why.
Ya, a history text book. I read history text books to decide who I hate. This is the French heart. In a nutshell.

Like I (ME!) did fuck all to you (YOU!).
AND YOU HATE ME.
YOU HATE ME FOR A HISTORY TEXT BOOK.

You know what buddy, sincerely, from the bottom of my heart: Fuck you.

Thank fuck I was born in the UK and have that citizenship, if this country goes to shit its back to the motherland for me.

They're still a small enough minority that they could be removed if we didn't have Ottawa to cry EVIL

>literally every political party turns it's back on you

fucking hilarious

also:
>Frogs literally get triggered because someone pronounced letters the English way instead of the French way despite them being the exact same fucking thing

I can't imagine what it feels like to be that cucked.

Also fuck no I'm not reading back replies. Fuck yes I'm shitposting back with memes. You're the only one who's getting invested and upset over this shit. But I guess there's not much else to do in frogland.

This country is a frozen shithole most of the year and our Government/Justice System is descending deeper and deeper into degeneracy while barbarians are being imported en masse.

Fuck this country. I'm leaving to fight for my fatherland, not this shithole.

As a well travelled user I can assure you it's great to be Canadian. Most countries hate American tourists, but they'll be extra nice to you if they know they're a canuck.

They tell Amercan tourists to put a Canadian flag on their backpack for a reason :)

So keep buying the Wahabist shit from overseas out of spite. Maybe instead of reading history text books you might to check out CURRENT EVENTS, you know whats CURRENTLY HAPPENING IN THE MIDDLE EAST because of extremists that you like to give your money to because you HATE the English.

Honestly. You need to have all the refugees. ALL OF THEM. Because you really deserve them. Because you are an asshole.

You are a highly illogical race.

Nationalism.
Your people fucked over my people, thus I hate your people. It's that simple.

>Because you hate the English
No, because that would fuck over our land. Many politicians are discussing closing our gates to immigration here. Good thing we control the flow. Kek.

Canada needs to dig a moat along the entire border.

Trudeau shouldnt you be praying at the mosque

You are full of shit. I have a military buddy that was stationed in germany and he told me they adore americans there as well as in the uk and other European nations he visited. The people were so kind to him in Germany that he is trying to emigrate there permanently.

I like how you ignored my main point and jumped on the whole French v English thing.

Classic. French.

Please just separate already. You are the worst thing that ever happened to this country.

>Canadian cocksucking on American dick.
You will be cocksucking on "European dick" soon. I wish we could kick you out of America you cocksucking traitors. It will be just us and Mexico.

By the way frogtron, your English skills are very good.

And I don't speak French. I speak SPANISH.

LOL. Chump.

A lot of Germans don't like Americans because of WW2.

If you go through a lot of old churches/cathedrals in Austria and Germany there are bullet holes in a lot of them from US artillery.

The US was literally one of the only countries to attack monuments in the war.

>No, because that would fuck over our land.

Ya like your land even comes close to what BC is....

you guys are freagin fools.

We are the foundation of this country and no, I answered to your second point too:
We're closing our borders.
We don't care about the rest of the world, we just want to shut in and live a comfy life.
The only way they'll be able to settle here would be through the rest of Canada. But they'd have to find a home in another province and then move, which would reduce drastically the numbers of shitskin coming to us.

Thanks. I also speak Spanish and I am working on my German.
Eh, typical Anglo. You don't understand one's love for his land isn't about the scenery. Even though some parts of Quebec can cut your breath

You still need oil pal.

Go ahead and keep getting it from middle eastern religious fanatics instead of the horrible evil English.

You're gonna get your "shitskins" whether you like it or not.

It's a fucking leaf.
It's a fucking leaf.
It's a fucking leaf.
It's a fucking leaf.
It's a fucking maple leaf.
Stand for something or die for Trudeau

You really think the pipeline is to sell oil to Quebec?

Same here but Italy.
Job prospects are tougher but at least I still have a few connections in the north where industry is not completely dead.

kek

You have a point.

I like to think if there was oil there, then the refining capacity would come along after, and the excess would be sold overseas.

But I guess you never know.

It makes more sense than a pipeline through BC from a nationalism perspective.

You are a fucking retard; the average german is happy that they lost wwii because they believe that hitler was satan. It is still a source of natural embarrassment for them. Also, every american I know that has visited Germany had nothing but positive things to say about it. My military buddy that was stationed there is currently trying to move there because he loves everything about it--including how well he was treated. I don't think you've ever actually been to Germany.

No it's because a bunch of low iq nigger tier horsefuckers don't have the mental capacity to do anything but pump oil

They're afraid the free money will stop and they'll go back to being poor niggers

They have a similar logic to BLM
BLM:
>fuck tha police
>oh shit this man insulted us dial 911

Alberta:
>fuck Ottawa and federal government
>BC doesn't want a pipeline built on their land that will cost them money. Help us Ottawa!

>If you don't have autistic hate for every race that isn't white you're a cuck
Like pottery

Germany is dead
Germans are dead

Now there are only the good goyim of Goytchland

Here's what's going to happen if a pipeline is made through Quebec:
>Risks of fucking over almost all of our biggest river
>Some communities will have to move
>It will be a pipeline from Alberta to our port: we won't do any transformation
>All profits will go to Alberta
>We would benefit from it through stronger currency and richer federal sectors, which we want to get rid of so we can do it ourselves anyway

this. Fuck Alberta and fuck their pipeline. You guys are not the only ones getting sick of it.

>Embarrassing for a chink to school you on your mother tongue desu.
leaf is a colloquialism, and is not subject to the rules applicable to the normal leaf, therefore, americuck is correct

think about how the past tense of hang, as in by the neck, is hanged, not hung.

Your english needs work, Sing Ling

It'll be equalised back to Quebec to subsidise Bombardier or something. Ne t'en fais pas.

Points 2-4 you dont know. You could easily negotiate a better deal.
Point 1: Dont tankers from the middle east sail up the st lawrence all the time anyway? You could get rid of those tankers if there was a pipeline.
Point 5: EVeryone hates ontario. Can't blame you there... but but honestly Canada needs to become more independent from overseas. We need to get over internal differences.

Trump will personally hang Trudeau.

Second. I'm with Quebec too on this

Another BCer?

Honestly I wish we all separated so we could deport the thousands of horsefuckers we have in BC and bomb Calgary harder then Dresden

Sure, it would pay off indirectly, but the risks are too high.
When we try to negociate, we're told to suck it up: they're doing us a favor.
I think the tankers unload way earlier than where they want to end that pipeline. But it's still shit in my opinion.
>Everybody hates Ontario
Ottawa has sucked up too much legislative power. Honestly, all we want, in Quebec, is to be left alone and deal with our own shit. If we'd pay no federal taxes, but have to pay for everything in our province, we'd be the happiest fucks.

It should like you've never been to Germany and only have anecdotal evidence from a friend.

Are all people down south this stupid?

See? We can get along. Leave us alone and BC + Quebec can become super powers and allies by 2030.

k im out. good night you fucking cunts.

Exactly

Never should have joined Canada

>mfw 2030s
>BC is independent nationalist state
>we BTFO Alberta in a war and control the oil as well
>Calgary becomes pile of rubble and we turn it into nuclear fuel desposal center that we make money on
>all Albertans and kebabs removed