Americans are u even trying?

But first, we need to talk about parallel universes.

Why is it always Denmark getting butthurt over the fact that Ohio could conquer them?

Daniggers will defend this.

The whole world hates the USA. And yet the USA has the largest immigration rate and has for the last 100+ years.

Lol people huh? They're so fuckin wiley.

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What happened here?

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She got knife enriched by a gang of nogs and mudslimes. A Danish user posted a thread yesterday that there were several reports of this in a week. It's a new vibrant youth activity.

Why don't you take a break from the internet and go kick the "football" around with your pussy friends

>USA HATE THREAD
>FATASSES NEED NOT APPLY

Okay...so assuming that by "fatasses" you were really just referring to Americans as part of a general effort to denigrate us, what I am taking away from this is that you want to have a thread where you scream and yell about how much America sucks, but do not want any Americans to come into the thread to defend our country.

So you want an echo chamber.

...okay, I guess. Enjoy yourself. Seek therapy if your echos start saying things that you did not yourself say.

Awful. Was it rapefugees or second-generations immigrants? I bet it was the latter, sooner or later people will realize that they are just as bad as the rapefugees.

Not a single worthy reply from America.....you guys have lost your baby skills.

*bantz skills

>baby skills

what did he mean by this

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denmark no

*sigh*. I suppose I can't ignore Canada.

What's up, little bro? What do you want to talk about today?

Probably rapefugees, I don't think they know.

kek nice

And not a single arguments against anything in the OP i guess all americans got BTFO

in·fe·ri·or·i·ty com·plex
noun
an unrealistic feeling of general inadequacy caused by actual or supposed inferiority in one sphere, sometimes marked by aggressive behavior in compensation.

good post neighbour

>tfw neither yuro or poor

feels good mane

>Little bro

Denmark, you made it clear that you want an echo chamber in the first post. I'm trying to respect your wishes, but my little brother wants to talk to me about something.

So let me just have a quick conversation with Canada and then I'll let you get back to the echo chamber, okay?

I fucking hate it here, wish I could leave. Fat people are the worst.

>Denmark
>literally socialist
>one of the most cucked countries, up there with its neighbors Sweden and Germany
>thinks he has any room to criticize anyone, let alone the best country on Earth

Yep all those problems and still #1 superpower. How does it feel losing on easy difficulty?

Muh echo chamber wtf matey hahahahaha

I think at this point i agree. The last 4 threads were about "whitewashing" and a "Black people are smarter than you" All posted by Americans. I thought canadians were bad.

its not our fault the country is run by jews and infested by shitskins. also canada

Dude, you said "fatasses need not apply" in a way that made it clear that in this context "fatass" was to be taken as meaning "American". You literally asked for an echo chamber.

And I think you scared off little brother, too.

That's not very nice, Denmark.

>most stupid

I am laughing irl atm because of ''echo chamber'' little boy learned a new phrase in school today? Fucking hilarious now fuck off like first post said

Do your research, Denmark is one of the strictest countries on immigration in northern Europe

I understand, kys

Thanks mate

Not an argument lol but nice little picture

>german mountain jews
Sure thing, schluchtenscheisser

I'm not fat tho
probably skinnier than you

>denmark

you okay lego nigger?

Are you okay Hans ? Don't spread your Euro negativity around here please

>ur wieners

they hate us cause they anus

Oh my. Our superiority appears to have caused some consternation

RECTALLY RUINED

Norway > Denmark

Fuck off, Danenigger.

Yeah, you show that faggot Euro. With you all the way on this, famalam!

come on, schweizbruder
you are better than these americans, and you are in europe so don't say you aren't yuro

Large countries have to be like this.

WTF, I really love America and its people

People are dumb and easily controlled. You really don't want to love people of any country.

Lol, nobody actually read all that autism.

Underrated post 10/10

What to love then

Sufferings and death in cause of God. Dead enemies that have fallen by your gun.

Wait, we can? Sweet. Now if only we could solve the Michigan problem...

*sigh*. Fine. First, let's establish some things you didn't.

- The United States it the world's largest exporter of food (about $175 billion), nearly twice that of the second-largest exporter (Brazil, about $90 billion). It is not wrong to state that entire countries would starve without American food exports.

- The United States is the world's largest supplier of foreign aid, donating about $23.5 billion a year, which is again nearly twice that of the next largest supplier (Britain, about $12.5 billion)

- America is the world's largest oil producer, making about 11.9 million barrels per day. This slightly exceeds Saudi Arabia, at 11.6, and Russia at 10.8

- America is by a wide margin the richest country on the planet; the IMF estimates its GDP in 2016 at about $18.5 trillion, compared to China's $11.3 trillion (and the EU as a whole's $16.4 trillion). While American debt is about $19 trillion, this is considerably better than most G7 nations (for example, Japan's debt is more than twice its GDP).

- As a consequence of the above point, the United States Dollar is the standard currency unit around the world.

My next post will deal with some refutations of OP.

The Dane from Cuck Lane

The Dane, the Dane
Shriveled in pain
Over the table doth he lain
For Muhammed the crass
Penetrated his ass,
With the force of 1000 rains!

Wow really makes you think.

You're religious I see, I'm not, I'm an Atheist.

Well done.

How is not an argument, moron? Your post claims we are the "most stupid". We are over represented in academic and scientific success, so you're incorrect and a whiny, jealous boy.

>Hated by every single other country in the world

False. America retains a generally favorable opinion of people around the world, an "approval rating" of about 69%. Source: pewglobal.org/2015/06/23/1-americas-global-image/

>Most stupid population in the world, worst education

False. Upthread someone pointed out that six of the top 10 universities in the world are American. Two are even in my home state of Massachusetts. More broadly America is tied for ninth place in terms of average IQ (with a 98). Ninth isn't fantastic - but it's dead even with Denmark, which also has an average of 98.

Source: iq-research.info/en/page/average-iq-by-country

>Worst health care system

There has been no proper study on this in more than sixteen years, but even back in 2000 (before the large-scale improvements under Bush and Obama) America was ranked 15th in overall performance and first in overall expenditure per capita, for an average of 36. So that's certifiably not "worst".

Source: businessinsider.com/best-healthcare-systems-in-the-world-2012-6

>Worst nigger population in the world

Not sure how to measure this...let's use intentional crime rate. In that case the Americas as a whole are actually the worst place in the world. But the United States is actually ranked 108th in overall intentional homicides (in 2013, when the most recent study was done). As a point of comparison, Ukraine is 100th, Russia 52nd, French Guiana 33rd, and Honduras 1st.

Source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_intentional_homicide_rate

>Largest prison population

America is actually ranked *second*, thank you very much. The Seychelles outranks us even if you don't count the Somali pirates they incarcerate.

Source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_incarceration_rate

Check this faggot out.

>Better than these americans
>Raped by mudslimes on a daily basis.

Con'td

>Over half population overweight

False. About 35% of the population is considered obese, which is not much more than, say, Canada, Australia, and Britain, which hover around 30%. I guess it's an Anglo thing.

Source: worldatlas.com/articles/29-most-obese-countries-in-the-world.html

>Huge debt

False, sort of; you have to remember that a fantastic amount of money passes through America. America's debt is $19 trillion, but its GDP is $18 trillion. So America's debt is about 105% our GDP. Compare/contrast Japan, where the debt is 230%, or Italy, where it's 132%. France is about 96%, Germany about 71%. America's debt/gdp comparison isn't even the highest it's ever been right now.

Source: tradingeconomics.com/country-list/government-debt-to-gdp

>Major unemployment of youth

Youth unemployment is about 14%, which is only slightly worse than Denmark at 12.4%. It is notably better than the UK at 16.7%, and leagues better than Spain, which is currently the worst in the world at 57.9%

Source: data.worldbank.org/indicator/SL.UEM.1524.ZS?year_high_desc=true

>Embarrassing candidates

True, but how many people in the world can name any leader in Denmark?

>Most corrupt government in the world

Now that is definitely false, although good on you, Denmark, for having the least corrupt government. Anyway, America is ranked 16th (tied with Austria, better than Ireland, Japan, or France; worse than Belgium, Australia, or the UK.)

Source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corruption_Perceptions_Index

>Most surveilled

I actually don't know how to go about measuring it, so we'll skip it. Feel free to make a suggestion.

>Not even close to being most free country in the world

Freedom is such a vague thing that I also don't even know how to rank or measure this. My source tells me that America is regarded favorably by three different measurements, though.

Source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_freedom_indices

Cont'd.

>No culture

Another vague and subjective thing that I'm not even sure how to measure. Hollywood movies form the overwhelming majority of most popular/highest grossing films of all time, though, so that's probably something.

Source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_highest-grossing_films

Oh, America is actually 240 years old.

Source: 2016 - 1776 = 240.

>Niggers can freely run around in the streets destroying everything

No they can't. Those are called riots, and do you not see the riot police containing or stopping them?

Source: realclearpolitics.com/articles/2016/09/27/charlotte_shooting_facts_support_the_police_131900.html

>Everyone is offended like South Park style acting like children

How do you measure this?

>No free leave when having children

There is no Federally mandated free leave. That is left up to the employers.

>Have to be put to debt rest of life to take education to have low pay job compared to rest of the western world

Average GDP per capita (PPP) in the US is $55,805, making it be ranked 10th by GDP per capita (PPP). This is worse than the United Arab Emirates, San Marino, and Switzerland but better than Ireland, Saudi Arabia, and Bahrain. For the record, Denmark is ranked 20th.

Source (I used the IMF; World Bank ranks us 9th and the CIA ranks us 13th): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(PPP)_per_capita

>Companies doesn’t even have to give workers vacation

Why should they?

>Most number of guns pr. capita

Yeah, I'll grant you this one.

>Most expensive country to buy medicine

I don't know how to measure this one either; how are you?

>Highest birth mortality rate of western country

Truth.

Source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_infant_mortality_rate

>Highest inequality

...inequality of what?

>False. About 35% of the population is considered obese

Obese =/= overweight.
Overweight is a BMI over 25, obesity begins at 30.

Ah, thank you. In that case, America is still 27th in the world; and in any event worldwide obesity rates are on the rise anyway. EVERY country is getting fat.

Source: washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2015/04/22/youll-never-guess-the-worlds-fattest-country-and-no-its-not-the-u-s/

Yeah, America is terrible. It's almost like they need a president who is different than the current regime...

Anyway, Denmark, that's my rebuttal to your...whatever it was you were trying to accomplish. Responses? Any?

>trying this hard

Uh-huh. That's...one Hell of a rebuttal, Switzerland.

*cries*

Hans, you're late for prepping the bull, you don't want to displease momma merkel again

>D-DELET
:^)

Denmark is a snowy swampland filled with backwards sub-human snow-niggers that literally spent the first 800 years of their neolithic existence getting ass-raped by superior breeds of Northern Europeans before finally being "unified" (cucked) by the Saxons.

Your language sounds like Orcish, the disgusting nature of which has finally forced your population to literally spend more time talking to each other in foreign tongues than in your own.

Your primary exports are peat and Christmas trees.

Half of your country is a dreary, uninhabitable arctic swamp similar in climate to Newfoundland, but with more incest and ass-rape.

The other half of your country is like Sweden, but might actually have a higher density of ravenous shitskins than even them.

Your men are so weak and repulsive that Danish girls would literally choose to FUCK ANYTHING other than you. Your government has documented their efforts in trying to fix this problem by propagandizing your dismal birthrates and literally giving monetary incentives for your native trolips to start breeding with your men. It isn't working.

Your most prestigious university proudly states that it's most valuable degrees are in Islamic Studies.

Your bantz are inferior to Japan. The quality of information (and women) in your posts in inferior to Estonia. Your shitposting is inferior to Canada.

When asked to point out the accomplishments of contemporary Denmark, 99.99% of the world's population would respond "who?"

Literally kill yourself.

We invented electricity.

open a history book genius, unless putting others down gets you off
the usa has sadly been under control for a long time, like most countries
however, unlike other countries, the usa has its citizens brainwashed so they can fund its governments wars
most people can't do shit about it and you shouldn't hate them for it
you all may see US refugees soon, please don't judge them too harshly

>Denmark
stfu nigger this is clearly, a leaf/strayan/amerifat with a proxy.

I have no way of proving that, and nor do you, so I'm gonna assume Danish.

how new are you? lmao.
It's probably some american that was btfo by a dane and now has to prove himself by discrediting Denmark with his shitposting.
protip, he has never spoken danish.

if you want to hate us, hate us for our quality of life.

NorCal checking in- I'm uneducated redneck scum (but well read). High school dropout. In spite of that, I have partial ownership in a great company and only have to work 40 hours a week. I go to the gym at lunch where everyone is cool and we have a great time. For recreation, we ride dirt bikes and side-by-sides, hunt, fish, mountaineer, wakeboard, ride street bikes and bicycles, ski and snowboard, hike, paraglide, shoot, camp, and party like there's no menana.

I wonder what we did to deserve to have so much fun, and then remember that we, and our fathers and grandfathers worked our asses off, died on foreign strands, and planned for the future.

I have friends that started with a Sears credit card and parlayed it into rediculous riches. Bootstrap motherfuckers. The American dream is still alive, it's just being eroded by faggot leftards that don't buy into the idea of making it with hard work. They're all a bunch of niggers.

God bless America.

Was going to say ya missed one.

Yo leafs, how many USA refugee's ya willing to take in?

You've yet to yourself, user.

I know full well that proxying is possible, but I also know that I lack the means to figure out where someone is actually posting from. So I've decided to take all nationalities on Cred Forums at face value.

>and only have to work 40 hours a week

...isnt' that the standard?

I am 1/3 Danish

You're exactly right. I hate how things are here, but I'm too poor to leave. Worst thing is there's so much wrong with this country that I'm not sure how it could be fixed. Right now I'm just preparing for when everything falls apart.

You could add:
>Government controlled by corporations
>Rigged elections
>Poisoned food
>Starving kids
>50% of country in extreme poverty
>Censored media that brainwashes our population
>Militarized police
>Can be arrested and jailed for life without trial or explaination
>Get charged for not having insurance
>Can't afford to use insurance even if you have insurance
>Fracking destroying ecosystem
>Bees almost on endangered species list
>Government sprays chemicals on us from planes

pretty standard, and we work hard and the environment can be stressful at times, yet I feel like it's not a bad deal. We try to keep it fun, and our employees are a bunch of redpilled white guys, so being at work is mostly good times.

Glass half full and all that.

Ehh..I'm gonna need sources on all of this. It seems like you're just mad at us for some reason. We're definitely not perfect, but you gotta look at who owns our country. Kikes are playing the niggers like a fiddle. It's destroying our country and making based countries like yours hate us. Rest assured, user. We're not all dumb. We're not all sheep. We can see it too.