which female politician do you lads think has the crustiest minge?
how bout the nicest/fattest?
Landon Miller
>Yorkshire Edition >Not Lancashire Are you ok?
Liam Nelson
Who else /RecklessAndProvocative/ ?
Owen Collins
what is the point with these threads?
Carter Smith
There's no way they can make a mussie work , they earn far too much from insurance fraud and drugs, the only reason they sign on unemployed is so they can pay their uncles mortgage.
Joshua Evans
Diane Abbott for crustiest.
Jose Taylor
provide a place for us to meme without getting bullied by yanks
Angel Taylor
To celebrate Britain, British culture, the British people, and British values, to apologize for British cuisine, and to share and spread local information, and to make foreigners aware that they're not wanted there.
Over here I have a hope of owning a home at some point, instead of being stuck renting forever and seeing house prices rise further and further out of reach.
I'll stay here if Clinton wins. I think I'll still be happier than I would if I were back home.
Owen Rivera
Oh you fell for the city meme?
Jayden Morgan
How do you react when people say
>y-your not a r-racist are you...?
I say: well, yes. I believe that there are genetic differences between each race, which goes beyond appearance.
Jack Cook
Went to get a nice snack today after work because I didn't have lunch.
The fucking paki shop is selling bottles of Irn Bru for £1, and Freddos for 25 fucking pence
Wyatt Brooks
England, the US, France and Japan are probably the most hated tbqh
Sebastian Lopez
Welcome to the current year
Hudson Barnes
Russia
Liam Taylor
Yorkshire Independence when?
>lancashire
m8 everything wrong with this country goes back to lancashire
Isaiah Sullivan
Belgium is hated more, surely
Jose Garcia
>not Russia or the USA ??
Jacob Flores
>tfw they actually destroyed this
Jeremiah Hughes
I don't sperg out quite enough to be called a racist outright, but I've been called a bigot a couple of times (just for daft shit like voting Leave). I just respond with a memorised definition of what bigot actually means and they quickly go quiet.
Gavin Russell
Well, I wanted to work and not have to live with my parents. Going to a city was the easiest way to achieve that.
>tfw Nige's old schoolteacher could have been my MP
really wish Gwynedd wasn't a safe seat for Plaid Cymru lads.
Aiden Walker
Reminder that we'll never leave
Owen Bell
May is the ultra based leader
>not triggering article 50 >waiting >Deutsche bank collapses >triggers article 50 the day after
Connor Hill
That would be beautiful. I hadn't even thought of such reckless memery
Jack Perry
The British are the best at fucking up other people's shit.
Christian James
Sometimes Cred Forums makes good OC
Benjamin Reed
balls, I was looking forward to her being triggered
Jaxson James
Also we plot, bully the other home nations, and assert the class division.
Grayson Miller
You can't expect much when everyone here is a fat bald builder and/or an old lady
Juan Davis
ok fill us in on the deets-
what is your job? did you sort that out before going over? do you have ag reen card in the pipeline, or an american qt?
Mason Thompson
>I don't sperg out >I just respond with a memorised definition
Brayden Turner
This. If only the crash for cash powerhouse of the north could develop an export market.
Maybe drop them off in france and let them crash into stuff there?
Logan Howard
May may be enjoying her honeymoon period, but never forget the Investigatory Powers Bill- she is a sworn enemy of the Free Internets.
Remember Zion!
Carson Rogers
hoping that the aftermath of a successful Brexit gives this region a subtle right-wing surge. i'd love to see Wales embrace conservatism
Chase Foster
>Priti, Wolfy and Liddle ganging up whilst Burgon sucks that black woman's BBC
Gonna be fun
Jeremiah Clark
I say something like this, then talk about poor people with sickle cell anaemia, or little brown babies who need bone marrow transplants.
Slowly slowly catchy monkey.
Hudson Taylor
That's not the Greer I was hoping for.
Jaxson Torres
Software dev. Arranged to transfer to my employer's US office when I came over. Fell for and married an American a few years ago.
Cooper Bailey
...
Evan Hernandez
25p is about right, thought you can get 5 for a quid at asda so long as you dont mind mixing with scum and their offspring.
Nicholas Rogers
why does brit/pol have a fetish for freddos ?
Brody Morgan
>to apologize for British cuisine
Nope, won't do it Yankee.
Jaxson Rivera
pls no bully I'm in the Tumblr student district/chinky landing invasion site (Bangor) so that's not happening here at least
Isaac Powell
I liked the line
'Well, thats a strange question in the modern day and age- its basically like asking someone 'are you evil?' And of course I'm not evil.
,
David Rogers
>another Bangor user
sweatingman.jpg
Benjamin Edwards
>not having a fetish for freddos
Justin Gonzalez
>boiled beef and cold spuds >black pudding >sheep stomach >beans on toast
John Ross
>Bangor
unironically went to college there for 2 years haha
fucked it all up though, the long distance drained me (I live in the countryside) plus I was an arrogant teenager who didn't bother studying for exams
I'm 18 now, redoing A-levels from scratch in Pwllheli.
I liked some parts of Bangor, and I'll miss the lush mountain scenery around the place (and the quaint Cathedral I was fond of visiting) but yeah, the lefty hippies can really get annoying. Decent for drugs, but not for conversation.
Asher Fisher
Wanting to move to Inverness, anybody know anything about it? Is it filled with muslims? Are there sjws everywhere?
Brayden White
it's a le 90's kid meme
Nathan Clark
how did woes do in that speech the other day? havnt watched it yet
Bentley Scott
It's a city in Scotland, so the answers are: cold, yes, yes.
Alexander Martin
>that feel when you take a big shit and after the plop there's a fizzing soung
Ian Lopez
what was your favourite flavour lads?
Adam Ramirez
Traditional English cuisine was a vital part of encouraging the Crown's subjects to go out and conquer large parts of the globe.
noice, the speech starts about 48:00 for anyone interested
Cameron White
Oswald Woesley is looking chunky
Nicholas Butler
Anyone else wondering about the DB stuff?
Looks serious
Ian Richardson
Yeah it's a bit wank but Snowdonia and the old buildings are pretty comfy. Blue one mate >tfw will never get tanked up on panda pops and have a ball-pool brawl ever again (without getting arrested)
Isaiah Morgan
It amazes me that liberals cannot see that the things most people love will be destroyed when the whites are a minority
>no more dog walks >no more law and order >no more community >no more local events >no more camping trips >no more riding your bike in a smug racist way
Levi Nelson
>Two weeks living with my parents.
I'm not sure how long I can do this. Everything is too loud.
Eli Davis
>>no more riding your bike in a smug racist way lost
But, how long until pork is banned because it is haram, and dairy is banned because it offends the lactose intolerant? No more freddos...
Chase Baker
>tfw will never get tanked up on panda pops and have a ball-pool brawl ever again (without getting arrested) : ( pic related was my favourite
Tyler Price
Tell them to shut up then. I've no intention to ever move out. Comfy
Camden Jackson
Fucking hell Woes is fat.
Isaac Peterson
I tried to get my friend to understand this. I asked him the things he likes about our area, which is white. And then explained that the majority of those things you can't do in areas which are non white, such as Peckham, Tower Hamlets, Malmo etc.
Then I asked him where he would like to move to if he could. I also said that language wouldn't be an issue in this hypothetical. Every country he named was built by whites and are white countries. I point this out to him and tell him about the non white countries and South Africa.
His response was, yeah.. But we stole from all the other countries and they are trying to catch up
>no more protests >no more freedom of speech >no more music (haram) >no more dancing (haram) >no alcohol (haram) >women must be covered
Cooper Hall
The thing is they don't have to outright ban it. In some areas they just start taking it off the menu because it doesn't sell and it stops them from selling their other products
Gabriel Hall
>no alcohol
Wouldn't mind this one tbqh
Asher Moore
Keep your dirty mitts off my pint, Ahmed
Samuel Young
Fuck right off lad, those noble Englishmen you find in pubs around the country are the people who brought us BREXIT.
Lucas Thomas
It isn't comfy at all. I want my own place again. Just comfy all the time...
Hey, it would be just like the Interregnum! Just what they autistic Cromwell-poster wants!
Xavier Walker
Lads, what would you in my position
>Car share with a guy, I pay him £14 a week. We work Mon - Fri >Since last paycheck there has been 5 weeks >I took 1 straight week off >He had 2 random days off, I had a further 3 days off >He wants me to pay for 4 weeks, I want to pay for 3.
He's insisting. Am I in the wrong? £14 isn't much to me but I just feel like he's taking the piss
Jose Lee
Holy kek
Adam Jenkins
Not sure that trading is stealing.
Brayden Long
Plenty of non Muslim teetotalers
Elijah Baker
Just pay for the 4. You took a week off.
Isaiah Green
Stand your ground. The shekels in your pocket are worth more than a wanker for a friend.
Jose Murphy
>But we stole from all the other countries and they are trying to catch up It's baffling that people think this is any sort of justification. Even assuming it's entirely true, it doesn't make those shitty backwards cultures any better, and doesn't justify making ours worse to compensate.
James Bailey
What did he mean by this?
Mason Nelson
BREAKING NEWS! MARY BERRY DEAD AT 81
>GREAT BRITISH BAKE OFF STAR DIES IN HER SLEEP AGED 81
I thought about the fact you exist and almost died of boredom, you want to be careful with that
Asher Ross
3.5 seems quite fair
Daniel Hernandez
>watching great british cuck off Literally who cares.
James Davis
Seems reasonable to me. There were 4 weeks in which you used the car.
Chase Martinez
>When the mum puts the milk in with the teabag >When the mum forgets to take the teabag out
Levi Edwards
I remember when they were 10p...
Nathaniel Miller
If you're not making it yourself, you can't complain too hard.
Jeremiah Morales
"We agreed £14 static each week. No days rate or anything like that. 1 week you were off and that makes 70-14=56. I agree it's not fair making you pay for when you was off. Regardless if I was off or you were off here and there when it comes to odd days, it don't matter cos we agreed weekly.
Hope this makes sense"
Eli Brooks
Who?
Ryan White
Fuck off fatty, make your own tea
Jack Sanders
These pictures always look so nice too bad they have no freedom.
John Baker
>Land of the free >Can't place a bet on the internet
Ryan Thompson
shut up faggot
Anthony Nelson
>Head can be seen above the podium. FRAUD
Owen Walker
We need to start laying fucking traps, it's like wasps at the end of summer with you fat cunts the last few days
Hunter Phillips
>tfw made my own cup of tea for the first time in my life at 20 recently
Chase Reyes
This should be a good one
Juan Hill
I'm not going to turn down mumsie if she's making it for everyone.
And I can complain. This is not acceptable. I have told her this. She persists.
>that video >tfw the day I made that was the last time my lass ever came round mine (dumped me a couple weeks after) >tfw I was lying in bed and all of a sudden they're saying Farage is stepping down on tv >[must resist urge to shitpost on Cred Forums] >gf leaves and I rush to piece together a video to release on the same day
That video brings up a lot of memories, thanks for posting it user.
Austin Walker
Fuck off you anti-comfy underclass poster.
Parker Cooper
Wonder where is the best place to find young copies of priti to fuck that aren't psychos?
Adam Barnes
Anyone else notice a sharp increase in anti-Trump and "Cred Forums BTFO" posting since the debates? I used to think that most of the so called shills were just Cred Forumslacks shitposting but this is something else.
Cameron Murphy
> >Traditional English cuisine was a vital part of encouraging the Crown's subjects to go out and conquer large parts of the globe.
ofc m8 they come in groups then disappear all at once, happens from time to time think theyre pretty much gone now tho
Eli Davis
Not surprised at the result. This town has been decimated by eastern european scum from around when i was 12 (1999-2000 onwards) until now. Town population has doubled. Its gone from a nice town to an absolute shithole in 15 years
Lincoln Walker
>think theyre pretty much gone now tho
I don't think so, I'm still seeing entire threads full of the same "lol Cred Forums is just rednecks" bullshit
I was there in moral support ;_;7 I never would have thought we could break free from the left's sphere of influence. We will MAGA and work together brit brother
Because it killed off all the good men and utterly destroyed the British spirit, as we both saw our men die for nothing in WW1, our institutions usher us into death, and our empire utterly decline after WW2.
Lincoln Cruz
Pourquoi?
Jason Torres
>kill off even more of the white men
Bad for us demographically senpai.
Nationalism is surging (atleast among English folk) post-brexit, calling people racists isn't working anymore, we're thoroughly fed up of migration.
This is actually the event that turned me into a proper theist.
Connor Lee
For best results it should happen on our own soil, nobody really cares when our soldiers are fighting a continent away. It'll whip people into shape and shatter the stagnant comfort we've been stuck in.
Jackson Parker
A kekist I hope
Robert Nguyen
Today some guy asked me for directions to somewhere I didn't know, and I still suggested a way
Jonathan Johnson
A VICTORY FOR REAL PEOPLE
Cameron James
>tfw the "remain" districts in the south got flooded just at the right time, on that single day feels amazing man
Noah Taylor
It has made me take it a much more seriously, haven't acted on it tho.
>want to be Anglican because nationalism >but know it's theologically wrong >glorious kebab removal catholic heritage too
Zachary Howard
think of a recent news story and GUARDIAN it.
>The Sam Allardyce scandal is a tragic reflection of Brexit Britain
Nathaniel Phillips
>Papist
Ryder Jackson
Nah, Christian mate.
I'd been on the fence about it for a while but a few nights before the referendum I was shitting myself thinking we were going to lose. So I decided to try a prayer and the next day, this happened.
Asher Long
deutsche bank is COLLAPSING and it's all nigel farages fault.
Austin Thomas
>>but know it's theologically wrong
Why?
Christopher Smith
>A man punching a baby shows the pervasive toxic masculinity of british men
>Opionon - Having sex with the migrants in the jungle isn't disgusting it's LIBERATING
Eli Murphy
...
Juan White
>Hinkley Point contract signed? Don't be so sure under May.
Joshua Ortiz
>Reykjavik goes dark for Northern Lights - A victory for multiculturalism
Tyler Lopez
BEST EDITION
Oliver Butler
Cheers, I've been lazy recently but post-Brexit it's just not as exciting.
Jayden Wilson
Whatever happened to that shitty meme video with a clip from the Clegg debate that ended with the clip of Farage smugly eating a crisp.
Liam Turner
I really wish Catholics and Protestants would stop bickering desu
Isaac Nguyen
Pepe is a hate symbol on par with a Swastika. We should confront Pepe-posters.
Wait, that already exists.
Oliver Gray
really makes you think
Andrew Smith
I still watch the Farage 'It's Happening' video and have a chuckle. Can't wait to post that on fakebook when Article 50 gets invoked and piss off my bitter remainer friends.
Samuel Cooper
Not sure how many times they're going to have to spend that 10 bil with all their rockets exploding every time.
Cooper Fisher
His first mistake was believing Musk.
Secondly, HS2 will service millions of people. Only 5 or so people will go to Mars, for everyone else it will be a warm feeling.
Julian Peterson
No idea. I don't think I've seen that one.
Sebastian Richardson
I went into town after work today (Leicester) to buy a few things. It's truly disgusting. It's dirty, there's beggars, there's youths hanging round. Everyone I saw just didn't look friendly. I stood at the bus stop and no joke a black guy came and stood next to me and in what sounded to me like a jamaican accent kept saying "evil empire. Eeeevil empiyarrrr".
I just don't want to be here anymore, I don't feel safe. Am I a disgusting racist?
Noah Walker
>thinking SpaceX will manage that
Delusional Musk-tards
Brayden Adams
Didn't their last rocket explode in flames?
Matthew Smith
Yes.
Aaron Walker
Only when you go to Greggs.
Josiah Myers
who the fuck would get on a spacex rocket heading for mars
50% chance you won't even make it out of the atmosphere
the new mars colony will be exclusively made of people who want to die
Benjamin Howard
Papist scum.
Jackson Lewis
>mcw article 50 is invoked
David Foster
Brilliant. Getting my Corbyn propaganda posted by Leave.EU was a personal highlight. Makes me laugh, I only made the channel for shitposting, never even expected to get subs.
Aiden Allen
If it happens then hats off to him but Musk has a bit of a cult around him.
Noah Turner
>Leicester
I'll pray for you tonight, user
Hudson Cooper
Lucky some people like that exist and want to the "first" of something.
You need a hell of a drive for that but personally I think Mars is too soon.
Kayden Thompson
Just nipped out for a few ales and some cheesy bugles, who /gettingcomfy/ here?
Jordan Green
Since all my new flatmates are never around, I guess I am.
One cup of tea and some biscuits for me.
Kevin Walker
Its amazing me the way normie fags think we will will get to mars in 10 years even to visit nevermind stay and live since they haven't found a way to fix the low gravity , you would have the skeleton of a 110 year old if you stayed there for a few years
John Myers
Swebrit in. Have we triggered it yet? My patience for mainland chaos is wearing thing.
Cooper Allen
>Sex Pistols' Anarchy in the UK
Was that intentional or did you not notice?
Noah Evans
>ales Haram
Nolan Hernandez
Unless they wore a suit like K in Virtue's Last Reward to keep bones and such strong.
Mind you they'd have to wear them all the time.
Isaiah Ross
Honestly reckon I'd enjoy a comfy rural life in Scotland. The country has a rich culture and history and it genuinely does look cosy.
Just really don't fancy being surrounded by socialists, liberals and secessionists.
Lincoln Hughes
Amazing. Keep up the good work lad.
Zachary Brown
I grow tired of this
Jaxon Powell
Not triggered yet laddo.
I didn't even notice to be honest, my eyes are a bit bad so I couldn't make out the details on the cake. All I could really see was a Union Flag 50.
Colton Barnes
Is he our guy?
Samuel Smith
Fucking hell Morakiu's kike voice gets my sides every time.
Who /animenazi/ here?
Ian Perry
come to devon lad
Christian Bailey
>tfw been photoshopping a cunting panda pop bottle for about 45 minutes How the fuck do I blur it to actually look good
Anthony Rodriguez
>tfw we are finally on the right side of history
Ryan King
Nah, Schopenhauer
John Walker
wew lad.
Colton Cruz
The only way round that problem is to replicate earth's gravity which they will not be able to do .One day i'm sure we will be able to do it but not this side of this century
>Fucking hell Morakiu's kike voice gets my sides every time
Me too , his last channel got shut down , i miss the merchant minute
Sebastian Campbell
God fucking damn it... all i want is the mainland to start losing it's shit... Is that really too much to ask?
Otherwise how is it on the mainland lads?
Lincoln Murphy
Reminder that if you think Europe can be saved by simply 'reducing immigration', you are a cuck.
the fuck is going on with all the bleach and acid attacks these days?
Brandon Morgan
How many Muslim MP's do we actually have at the minute?
Ryder Powell
I had a bread sandwich earlier. AMA
Bentley Carter
...
Dominic Rivera
You may only join your brethren in Bradistan.
t. Yorkshireman
Jack Rivera
12 I believe, it was 13 before Sadiq left to become mayor
Aiden Fisher
>bleach attack >Don't even need to read the article >Already know whodunit
I work in schools, seriously, it's no joke, there are so many of the non native kids here who spend their whole time being violent and disrespectful that it fucks up the rest of the kids education.
Sebastian Russell
You sure you're not just counting the pakis? I refuse to believe there are 12 practicing Muslims in my Parliament.
Adam Nelson
Chichester here if i see a huge fireball in the distance i will spread the word
I want to sell all my stuff here and be a farmer, Yorkshire seems to be a good place.
Austin Hernandez
They hate and despise these things because they're mentally ill
Cooper Wood
The whole point is to farm the animals not fuck them, that might be a downside for you abdul.
Noah Parker
...You're aspiring to be a farmer? I mean... We're actually okay for farmers in the UK right now but if you intend to work that's one up on a lot of cunts who wanna go live in the UK.
Aiden Bennett
are you trying to fight zion jews or defend them, one rule of law for all
Henry Davis
Schools in places like lewisham serve halal school dinners. Hardly any normal schools do pork or sausages because it's not worth the aggro. Even church schools.
Their cultural influence us deeply insidious . Things like Christmas and easter are not the same any more in schools thanks to them
Leo Thompson
>8-of-them-women Labour diversity quotas hard at work.
Ayden Cruz
There's a bunch in the Scotcuck parliament, they let them swear in with foreign languages like Urdu.
John Ortiz
>All from London or the North except that SNP bitch
Absolute disgrace
Robert Mitchell
Fuck it, I'm hungry and want to have my tea in time for QT, this will have to do
Levi Thompson
Not particularly aspiring to be a farmer but i do want to live in a countryside, not much else to do there.
Nicholas Sullivan
>they let them swear in with foreign languages like Urdu Explain yourselves, Scots.
Jayden Murphy
that's what took you all this time?
Brody Jackson
nostalgia also freddo is pepe's brother
Luke Moore
Her mum was a kebab cooker too, Christ
Ian Robinson
Personal hypothesis, due to the "crackdown" on offensive weapons, bleach and acid has become the choice alternative for surprise attacks is because of the following properties:
1. Innocuous purchase or very easy to get as it can be found in any home 2. Can be carried or stored without suspicion 3. Can be mixed or put into any liquid container (say something with a good squirt to it, like a Poweraid bottle) 4. Easily disposable once said liquid has been used 5. Once disposed can blend in with other rubbish 6. Ranged weapon, no requirement to touch the target, reducing the chance of leaving evidence that can be used to trace you (clothing, nails) 7. Ruin their life without murdering them (if caught lower sentence)
Compare this all to a knife, which one would you pick?
Caleb Stewart
Go to Lancaster instead
Thomas Lewis
I've never used it before, I'm shit at learning all the tools
Nathaniel Phillips
liberal islamic women will ruin islam for everyone in britian
Cameron Russell
>when the tories allowed uncontrolled migration from the empire in the 1950s, even though they had devolved governments
>"guys, it'll be too expensive for them to travel"
Luke Cox
65P WTF, tell that paki he is bat shit crazy, and report to whole retailer
Tories do it for economic/corporate reasons, Labour do it for cultural reasons.
Anthony James
This
Third Position best position
Ethan Brown
JUST
Kevin Thomas
>Brits starting to use US faggotry bastardisation of Liberal
Cooper Cruz
Its not that new people used to keep acid in a jif bottle and squirt it in peoples faces
Anthony Phillips
>Third Position best position Hey Tony
Brody Rodriguez
leggy liz is on this week tonight
Daniel Nelson
>m8 everything wrong with this country goes back to lancashire Oh yeah I'll take that from >MUH MINES >MUH PAKI RAPE GANGS >MUH RUGBY Fuck off Yorkshire, I took one of your women and made her realise how based Lancashire is. #LANCSPRIDECOUNTYWIDE
Nathaniel Rogers
I really don`t think that`s the case anymore, otherwise May wouldn`t be saying what she`s saying. Not like we`ll ever vote in UKIP either way.
Landon Miller
someone make a new thread
Luis Collins
>lelgium
Julian Powell
tfw almost napped through yorkshire edition
Bentley Thomas
...
Jordan White
Lancashire is even worse than the worst bits of Yorkshire like Bradistan.
Austin Rogers
>otherwise May wouldn`t be saying what she`s saying.
Yes, but what has she been doing?
She's been in the home office for nearly a decade and made absolutely no attempts to curb immigration at all.
