Germania-Nippon friendship thread

We have so much in common

Both our peoples love classical movement.
Both our peoples love rules and would rather die than not follow military orders.
Both our peoples take off our shoes as a 100% strict rule when we are home - we use socks to walk around or "house slippers".

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World should be just those two nations.. They'd be living among the stars by now

Who the fuck keeps his shoes on when he's at home

Sidenote, we both are into some serious freaky porno

>Who the fuck keeps his shoes on when he's at home
Americans.

It's all good as long as it's just friendship. Don't fall for the racemixing bullshit.

stop remembering us that the good guys lost the war, makes me sad

That one time when multi culti actually would have worked.

You got one thig wrong tho.
Japs fucken seriously hate military to a ridiculous point.

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Japs have this meme, they think they are super clean because they compare themselves to americans.
Being western is using shoes inside.

back then they did not.

We do, faggot.

>We have so much in common
No you don't.
While you push for more and more rapefugees, Japan didn't even accept 30 of them so far and still keeps their muslims under watch.
While you push white guilt and globalism all the fucking time, Japan's nationalism is on the rise.
You push for racemixing with rapefugees, Japan pushes for more japanese children.


You're almost political opposites right now.

That's right. Make the floor your bitch, man.

Americans

It depends where in the US really, nobody wears shoes inside where I live.

It differs from place to place in my experience.

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Yeah but then both got raped by the """""""good guys""""""" after ww2. We turned out as sweden 2.0 and japan has become an (extincting) carricature of itself.

Thank's allies for freeing us from fascism :-)

whyyy why it would have been so great

>We turned out as sweden 2.0 and japan has become an (extincting) carricature of itself.

It is all just a long lead time set up. Merkel is a Nazi agent who is supposed to split the CDU/CSU union, get the CSU running in all of Germany and then ally with the AfD. The AfD was founded based on East German Nazi underground secret society orders which Merkel is a part of.

The long term plan is to get the old band back together.

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Is this some dank new meme? I have yet to meet anyone who doesn't take their shoes off the moment they get home.

The only time I wear shoes in my house is when I'm having people over, and that's because I would look silly wearing nice clothes and no shoes.

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Do japs welcome germans?

Or do they go all BAKA GAIJIN GO HOMO

>The only time I wear shoes in my house is when I'm having people over
Americans... wearing shoes at home ANY TIME... not making his guests take off their shoes before entering.

>we have so much in common

Back then maybe.

Now Japan and Germany are nothing alike anymore. Except for their fucked up fetishes in the porn industry.

No, faggot. I have to wear boots to work and when I get home I sometimes can't be arsed to remove them right away because I want to start on dinner or some other shit. It's no big deal to me because I have a vacuum cleaner and carpet cleaning supplies if I fuck up the rug too much.

Baka gaijin go home.

However, they also don't immigrate to Germany.
The two countries will forever be in a permanent long-distance relationship, as all nations should be

Use too, hans.

use too.

>Except for their fucked up fetishes in the porn industry.
Yeah. It must suck that they don't have the same fucked up fetishes that you do.

LOL

Excuse me that I'm not a connoisseur of the fine arts of scat and vomit and cannot see the beauty in those.

Maybe you could enlight us about the old tradition of shitting on your partner.

>Excuse me that I'm not a connoisseur of the fine arts of scat and vomit and cannot see the beauty in those.
>Maybe you could enlight us about the old tradition of shitting on your partner.

Except... you are. Know how I know? You're German.

Expect one of counrty cucked itself

Forgot muh pic

Hey not a shitpost, nice job ahmed, keep it up and you will become hans again.

Then you must be some kind of cuckholdry and interracial expert.

You know, 'cuz you're american.

One survived 2 nukes
One couldn't survive 2 firebombings
(Without turning into cucks)

At least I don't jack off to watching people eat each other's shit in S&M gimp outfits. Fag.

The fact that you aren't denying it speaks for yourself.

I rest my case here. Farewell.

Haha run away you cuck

>One couldn't survive 2 firebombings
>(Without turning into cucks)
Last I checked, Germany isn't an island. It is easy to control your borders if you are an island and 10,000 km away from Africa.

those aren't Japanese you stupid fuck. theyre chinks

>inb4 "hurrr what's the difference"

Wow that's... like the height of laziness. Your feet must smell rank.

Try and include less pixels next time.

What is the difference? Gooks all look the same to me.

>Being western is using shoes inside.
well slavs are not western then... its fucking disgusting wearing shoes inside

>>I'm not a connoisseur of the fine arts of scat
>german
>not scat loving freak
pick one

>implying scat is the porno of fascism
>implying all porn isn't just Jewish degeneracy
>implying we can't engage in healthy sexual activity without promoting fetish perversions

>attacked pearl harbour
>instead of attacking more chinese
for what purpose? surelye tht manpower and america not involved so much they could have won?

yeah because japanese are not flithy subhuman apes

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Germany deserves another cuck country like Japan.

When your streets are clean and not covered in shit it's perfecty ok.

But I guess that's hard for you to imagine.

Was meant for:

Germany plz it's not 1939 anymore, you are lost cause. Deal with it, Poland is dead since 1795 and Germany died in 1945, France collapsed in 1918, UK in 1945, Sweden is lost since 70's Russia will never be as strong as in the last days of USSR, Austro-Hungary is lost, same with vikings, Italians and other european nations.

Most of Europeans could fit your description but this belongs to the past, look at your people, look at all of us and realize that we are lost cause.

the fact that you think posting a mongolian cartoon drinking coffee while talking makes you smart, just shows how nongerman you are. i am coming this winter and you can't stop my me.

>When your streets are clean and not covered in shit it's perfecty ok.
yy sure bby

Why France collapsed in 1918 and Germany in 1945 ? The WW1 was horrible for both countries.

After America completely memed them into the complacent machine makers they are now. Do you even know anything about Imperial Japan? Pre Nukes?

Germany picked itself back up again after WWI

*good goys

Most of nippon politicians are membre of a far right organisation called " Nihon Kaigi", which promotes ultra nationalism, imperialism and a strong military state, Shinzo Abe for instance belongs to Nihon Kaigi.

So same for Italia, but why Italia is Ā«collapsedĀ» now ?

Because Italy fell apart long before WWI, they were a great power in name only

O Lord Kek....Take heed to our sorrows and manifest into a greater form! Use your magic to change our gloomy fate!

Abwarten! Der Ewige Wop wird niemals feriggemacht!

>ITS A CULTURE NOT A COSTUME
also the undershirt shirt should probably be brown

the irony

PRAISE

Nice trips.

I do, I have dogs, dog hair gets intertwined in my sock threads, it itches.

>extincting
Nah, Abe's gonna have the last laugh there. (((They))) didn't fuck Japan over enough.

the word you are looking for is Reminding :)
not to be douche, just a tip for the future

Im certain that multi culti could and would work almost perfectly.
German, Korean, British, American, Candian, Aussie shitposter, Japanese etc. These cultures and people could all mix together and it would result in literally zero negative effects.

The problems only start to appear once you add cultures that cant even function properly in isolation (american nigger, african, mudshit/islamic, abbo)

Unfortunately it is the latter that the left pushes for hardest

Praise >ek?? tho the fuck is >ek??

Burgers