Someone make general threads since I have to leave after this one
Second for glorious Swiss Francs.
So what's does this mean for a trump presidency?
Third for what should I do with my overseas savings?
First for fuck your Shemitah 2.0 bullshit, Cred Forums. End yourselves.
Threadly reminder Cred Forums is never right about this.
I DON'T WANT TO DIE VIRGIN
No one will be alive to find out!
REMINDER THAT MANLETS WILL NOT SURVIVE THIS HAPPENING
ITS 1929 ALL OVER AGAIN
Nothing will happen you dumbasses. You don't know shit.
Even if Soros is shorting, he's speculating on market value. DB is solid and if things go down the US won't get paid the fine. It's all the burgers fault. They bought fuming shit from DB. They can't fine DB like that.
>TRUMP NAMES THE FED IN DEBATE >FIRST KIKE BANK STRUCK BY KEK
I think I'm ready for the crash lads.
Pls no bully my raifu
Is it reasonable to stock fmj range ammo for shtf? In an all out civil unrest I don't think I'll really care what's behind my target.
When Cred Forums screams shemitah bullshit it's time to buy BULL BULL BULL
DB has been falling steadily since 2011. What's new?
It's nothing or /biz/ would be shitting the bed.
Don't you have a slide thread you should be shitposting in?
I have 40.000 on the bank
Will take it off tomorrow
Mane ot crash
/biz/ is shitting the bed
user, c-can I have her? will probably need it more than you
Shut the fuck up about that autistic shit.
anybody have this groundhog user screencap some guy was talking about in last thread? Apparently it outlines this event or something.
Not at all.
M193 ammo is what you should be stockpiling
DB crash happening is happening since ever. Any of you know when it is supposed to crash or is it classic ''ANY MOMENT, X in 15 mminutes?''
Move along kids, this bank is gonna be bailout by government like any major bussiness that has influence on country.
so much hype
nothing is happening at all
Can anyone tell me if it's too late to bet on when it will collapse?
trimming rune armor 200k per part
Start Reving up those GOOD MORNING threads for tomorrow, bongs.
You can't get it out today?
So many shills in here
"DB IS GOOD GOYIM BUY MORE EH HEH HEH"
It's falling, and it's going slowly.. Just like the Titanic when her lights when out...then the split happens..
BRING IT ON. IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU SHEMITAH
Hitler 2.0 when
>rat.jpg >not calling it droopy.jpg Come on, you have to make fun of those goddamn satchel handles under his eyeballs.
Bailout imminent, from roaches or euro cucks it does not matter, NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO THE REST OF THE WORLD
DBIDF pls go
>YOU ARE IN THE NILE. YOU ARE IN THE NILE BECAUSE YOUR CURRENT SEA IS FAILING
What did he mean by this?
I have a couple cases of xm855 and that's what i'll use when shtf. I guess consider what is behind the target before you fire.
See this is how I feel but in my case I have a good enough stockpile of hygenics and an okay pantry but lack firearms/proper knives. I feel like I could have better attire as well.
Literally all I have at the moment besides kitchen knives is a box cutter and a aluminum baseball bat, I lack a pair of heavy duty footwear, and other than I good high mobility and fairly warm leather jacket, I don't have much for cold weather either.
I'm fucked, aren't I?
Like I keep linking this to The Walking Dead where things dissolve slowly so realistically people are more so judged off their individual survival capabilities and people don't dissolve morally instantly.
NOTHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN
What's with that date?
>tfw DB crashes and with it the entire economy of Europe and America >tfw suddenly a zombie apocalypse hits and people are still only thinking about getting money from atms Would be so cash.
OP USING LINKS FROM 2012 DONT TRUST HIM
Wtf ever. Nothing will happen. Sensationalize it all you want. Central banks will not let it happen. There's no money to be made by letting it fail.
It would almost be a pleasure watching a global banking collapse, but this time on economic genius Barack Obama's watch. The self same Barack Obama who single handedly rescued the world's financial institutions from the economic devastation caused by George W Bush. What a fitting legacy that would be for that Marxist fraud.
Is the Deutsche Bank collapse related to the refugee crisis?
What will happen?
ok so them brexit is undone to prevent hell on earth?
It was falling anyways, besides that do not get the point.
deutscher aktien kollaps
Something big. Ignore the shills that say no, those are paid by Soros since this is happen in Germany
No illiterate Muslim dumbass. Go back to Morocco.
Yes they fucking are. There is literally a DB thread on the first page you moron
HAHAHAHAHAHA OH FUCK ICBC IS LEVERAGED
Were fucked. NOW WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO TALK SHIT ABOUT THAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
This is going to drive me crazy, i have been bitchmoaning about ICBC putting money in foreign shit forever. "You fucking nationalist"
WHOS LAUGHING NOW ASSHOLES.
Holy fuck. Too fucking hilarious. These cocksuckers have been raking in half a billion a year in profits and NOT investing locally with it.
I am so angry and laughing manically its insane. this world is insane.
I'M SICK OF THIS UNCERTAINTY
IS IT HAPPENING OR NOT?
Regards, question frogs.
It surely did not help but no.
So, how come the average Hans doesn't do a bankrun? They should know how that works, they laughed at Greece at the time.
Is the Germans-are-dumb-robots-following-the-rules meme actually true?
>5.56 jew cuck lmao
>I have 40.000 on the bank
100k is guaranteed by gov.
Greece didn't do a bankrun until years into the crisis
plz be mai leaf gf
No it's been going on for a long long time! 3 years I've known about the derivative issues.
1 DAY REMAINING
DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY
9 HOURS AND 20 MINUTES REMAIN
Let's meet up and we can change that. Don't forget to stretch your anus ;)
no its not happening. its another happening troll campaign by a bunch of NEETs from /x/ with nothing better to do than LARP about the end of days.
And what if the government collapses?
Checkmate state cuck.
It is. DB was a dead man walking for a while. Just a matter of time before everybody will realise it.
you got me there
Remember how we had a subprime crisis? This is a subhuman crisis.
Why is that? I just did some googling (heh) and don't see that much of a difference.
>literally 9 cents away from single digit shares Is it happening tomorrow lads?
Outlook not so good
Thats why CBC is running with the "Holy shit this fuckers going down" headlines on the national News right?
>literally nothing but bantz and morons in the thread >shitting the bed
>And what if the government collapses?
Then you won't really care about your fiat currency, will you?
And what would you recommend?
>ICBC The chinese bank?
Would this be a good thing for Germany? I imagine all the nigs would flee to France and Sweden if it looked like gibs were getting scarce. Especially in winter. Presumably all the white cucks would also die or flee, leaving that last 0.3% of non-faggot Germans to rebuild their country.
Because if the MSN started shilling the crash, it would make it much more likely to happen/happen faster.
Naughty Naughty, didn't you read Sodom and Gomorrah?
one bank crashing doesnt fuck the millions of other banks
What about you?
Will Hofer save you?
A 308 rifle, 22lr rifle, 10mm handgun.
> Guaranteed by an insolvent entity
Yeah, right, sure.
If a bank the size of DB goes down, rates goes up the wazoo. I'd like to see a government have no other choice to borrow at like 7% just to bailout its citizens. Gonna be fun.
UK IS UP
DB IS DOWN!
HAHAHA WHEN BRITAIN FIRST AT HEAVENS COMMAND!!!
>numericals that doesn't differ too much my body is ready
u 'avin a giggle, ya cheeky taffer
G-Germanicus Falco...is that you?
doubles confirm Hofer saves Heimat sadly he's only running for president
So this is how it ends, huh?
AROSE FROM OUT THE AZURE MAIN
>3 am EST pls no
>sadly he's only running for president
What else could he be running for?
Why did Merkel kill Germany?
I have my 5.56, 300BLK, and .45 1911. I would like a little .22 to silence though.
president is a nominal rep post+(technically) general in chief here
BUY AMMO BUY SUPPLIES
can someone refute this?
Because she genuinely believed that it was the right thing to do.
You know what they say; hell is filled with good intentions.
Well, that or she want to create more client voters.
Lucky, you get to be blissfully ignorant of the happening as you sleep.
No, its been well known for years that ICBC puts their profits into many things overseas.
ICBCX is the Chinese bank.
You just did
Fractional Reserve Banking
a revange on the us for ww2 b a chance to take back the country and reich or kill all its german citizens c the jews want ww3 since hilliary isnt going to win d to crash the world economy and make obongo the winner
pick one or all
I don't think is happening as Cred Forums is always wrong, but trusting /biz/ for advice is retarded.
What time in GMT? Converter fucks up.
How much power would he have in the legislature?
DB isn't going anywhere. People are paranoid because one story broke about people pulling some money out, that's it.
It will rebound tomorrow, and as soon as the DoJ fee drops drastically in hearings (it was only an initial number), everything will be status quo.
That is provided DB doesn't get busted for something else which is totally possible.
fuck off to
When Kek talks, people listen.
THIS WAS THE CHARTER OF THE LAND AND GUARDIAN ANGELS SANG THIS STRAIN
7am CEST, don't know what that is in GMT
Yeah it's decent as long as it's not a distance but i'm not very impressed with it.
>black moon >end of the internet >verge of monetary chaos
The last time this happend, David Bowie died
he can theoretically dismiss the chancellor and the government practically almost none, this never happens
Even better, thank you very much
GET THE FUCK IN HERE Cred Forums
I know you're too stupid to understand finance but that doesn't mean it's magic.
>First one in I CALL THE BEAN BAG CHAIR!
Have you seen DB fuckin twitter m8? They admit government isn't going to help them.
Merkel would get crucified for bailing out a bank, also following the CDU losses this election to AFD she aint going to risk it.
its very comfy
I just hope the depression doesn't last a decade like last time
>they said it on twitter so it must be true! >the US said they'll raise interest rates next week so it must be true! >US hasn't raised interest rates in 7 years
i call the massage chair in the corner noones using
my survival plan is literally just go and live on my grandparents' farm. fucking kek. it'll be fun watching the world burn.
I SSHOTTY COUCH WITH DAD
It's gonna be gud
Yes. Markets were always slow. It's like the sinking of the Titanic at 1000 fps.
What the fuck does height have to do with this? Ya'll ugly lanky beanpole mother fuckers have some insecurity problems or something
This is DANGEROUS MEMEING.
The world economy and the fate of Deutsche Bank relies on public confidence. Posting memes that erode that confidence edges us ever closer to a worldwide collapse and toward the final Happening.
Please do NOT use your meme powers irresponsibly. Only use them for GOOD.
Oh fuck quints confirm. Euros are really gonna get it now
RULE BRITANNIA BRITANNIA RULE THE WAVES
Like people said it would rebound the day before? And the day before that? And the day before that one?
I don't get it either, tall people actually have a higher metabolism and would require more food t. 5'12"
THE DIE IS CAST
DB implodes as soon as the markets open
It is confirmed. DB will crash.
So 2.52 is how low it will go?
they are going to anyway, besides all the memeing its fucking over for the world economy germany did it again but this time with cuckery.
If this is the end I just want to tell everyone I love you even though you guys called me a cuck a few to many times.
Race war is coming. LONG LIVE KEK. HAIL PEPE.
There’s no earthly way of knowing Which direction we are going There’s no knowing where we’re rowing Or which way the river’s flowing
i call dibs on the rocking chair
Spice And Sugar Saint John's Wart Kek grant us death O'er the desultory sort
We pour in horns And Great Toad brains May kek hear our calls O'er the banks we name
>European Central Bank Governing Council member Ewald Nowotny said on Thursday he did not believe that Europe faced a new banking crisis similar to that seen in 2007 and 2008, but the financial sector was clearly in a transitional phase.
>"I wouldn't overdramatize it. We're in a transitional and learning phase," Nowotny told Reuters before an event hosted by the Friedrich Ebert Stiftung foundation, when asked about the concerns triggered by new banking requirements to be finalised by the end of the year.
Transitional phase guys. Move along now. Nothing to see here.
German is a beautiful language and your people are nice (not the cucks). I hope you all recover Hans.
Yeah, because nothing will happen after the german (european) debt increases 20 bil. Nothing. At. All.
are you the crippled guy from previous threads?
This. I'm betting nothing will happen, yet a part of me is keeping a watchfull eye.
>ITT idiots pretending that they are part of something important What a waste of time. Nothing will happen.
Start worrying about yourself Spain bro, if Germany goes down, you all go down.
The party never ends, the game begins again.
Not a speck of light is showing, So the danger must be growing, For the rowers keep on rowing, And they’re certainly not showing Any signs that they are slowing…
Well that is it, taking my money out before the marrket opens tomorrow.
The lies are coming undone
>German is a beautiful language Not even krauts believe that.
thats my pepe ;D made it last year
Odds: DB crashes tomorrow and war erupts in Europe Evens: it doesn't and were safe another day Repeating digitz: terror attack tomorrow
Paolo pls Italian sounds like a Slav dialect
False. M855 or XM855
is there a way how to make some bucks on this from bet365? I was thinking on bets on dolar against euro..
My friend works for DB. He says they're at a 6/10 in terms of HAPPENING. Still some way to go yet.
7am according to a french guy Yea :(
Not on bet365
Awesome thred OP, appreciate you gathering the links/info.
This reminds of me of a /biz/-Cred Forums guy who was posting right after Brexit, he predicted all this, and then some, something about central banks bought up junk corporate bonds and would be forced to bailout and the euro would drop in value as a result.
Fucker predicted everything so far, I bet he is banking. Wish I saved his post. Got any info like that? Next steps, fallout, etc.
>betting on a currency failing with a failing currency
>What next? States fall New country from States Rest is Anarchy
You stand no chance to my superior calorie utilization. Let's get this started.
Isnt there a minimum 25k to short stocks and day trade?
>choosing the ammo that can't penetrate steel
he is wrong about the bail out, they literally cannot bail out this bank its worth 76 trillion dollars.
An user the other day posted a screen cap of a trade rejection, saying a short trade couldn't be put on DB because the shares were to too difficult to borrow. If you try to short please share screen cap of trade acceptance or trade rejection.
link and pls explain connection
>not having 25k
manlets are best for modern warfare, smaller targets, easier to take cover, more energetic, bigger cocks
Your future is unclear ask again.
Nice digits shiro!
manlet 5'10 commander here thats a lie, i have a 4.3 inch penis it fucking sucks.
Please. The traders at Bear, Stearns were still trying to put on trades in their final days. It's not what DB insiders say, it's what their counterparties say about them. Who on the Street is opening or extending trading lines to DB????
Believe me, I gain a part of my life in stocks DAX opens at 9:00 am
DON'T LET IT HAPPEN YET GIVE ME A MONTH TO PREPARE REEEEEEEEEEEE
Germany pay denbts NOW!!
12 am pst for us burgers
thank you based crashi-chan
is it actually happening?
or is this like the chinese market threads?
was peter schiff right?
Ok, fair enough, I just did a quick google search and put up the first result I found
Once again Cred Forums
How do we steel ourselves for this? This is some scary shit on the horizon and I don't really think any of us can be truly prepared.
How do we make sure we're ready for what's to come mentally so we can face it with resolve?
In PT yes. In ET at ·3am
>long on shitcoins, krugerrands & 7.62x39
feels good man
Wouldn't it make you happy if the Deutsche Bank would become the Turkish bank -President Erdogan's closest advisor
it would actually make me happy i hope they do it for the keks but I doubt it Turkey doesn't have the money
>Student loan is with Santander am i fucked lads
You could have euros in fucking Myanmar, we are still going to make you pay for this mess paddy.
Welp, GG krauts, thanks for all the euro-cash, pity it got drained by corrupt officials.
Tip of the failed union: Never surrender control of your currency!
Google "Credit Suisse stock" to get the current share price graph, that's how I got that.
Two possible explanations: (1). CS is every bit of a phantom bank as DB, or (2). the market is judging CS to be a huge credit risk and possible casualty of DB implosion.
Black-on-black take: CS may be trying to push DB over the edge knowing that the ensuing crisis would force central banks to bailout remaining banks (CS included) to prevent a complete EU banking crisis.
why? if it goes bust you're debt free
>current sea >currency
That makes sense... soros and rothschild and others already borrowed all the shares that were available for it
>its worth 76 trillion dollars
I'm polish motherfucker. I don't have much but I'd like to keep as much as I can of the 30k I have.
If this shit hits euro I wonder what I should be buying.
So uhhh can I take some loans out from DW before they go bust then? Won't they just sell off the loan to another debtholder?
Gold, silver, dollar... You should diversify.
lol figures. Anyway, when a country gets a haircut, it affects foreigners with deposits as well. Remember the drama with the russian gangsters basically robbing Cyprus at gunpoint after the EU announced their haircut for the island?
switch to yuans
If shit goes south tomorrow should I pull my meager savings out of BoA?
>Replacing one failing currency with the other maybe buy gold, I don't know if it's moving but the money has to move somewhere?
Don't bullshit me you fucking armchair economist. I can't buy land or property with fucking 30k, the only way I can preserve it temporarily is by moving it to a different continent.
Unless you have a better idea.
Ever going to BoA Are you retarded?
Swap to a local credit union right now
get some meme currencies which aren't pegged to anything else
>giving bank of America ANY of your money
You shouldn't even be with BoA to begin with, they're either crooks or incompetent.
can you sell student loan debt in the UK?
Is it finally happening? Is the economy dieing? I hope so
No, if they go bust, some other banks buys your loans and you still owe them, except they can increase the amount you owe them by adding fees (I think it's illegal to modify the interest rate of a past debt if it was signed by another legal entity)
>I'm polish motherfucker
You have to go back
fuck if I know, I have nice teeth
Probably the latter, either directly or per levy, I find it naieve to think ((they)) would let the normal man walk away
its literally happening we should have a 1000 reply sticky tomorrow when shit goes down.
T. 2008 financial crisis
gold and bitcoin, lots of it
CTRL+F Bitcoin >0 hits
and..... can you give me a number
If its clusterfucked enough like the mortgage crisis, there might be no paperwork/trail for them to actually prove you owe them the debt, and they couldn't go get it from a company that is gone.
Post plans what to do if all shit goes loose >Abandon basement >Abandon Cred Forums >Run some diner somewhere
fun times. fun times. i hope i live long enough to tell my kids about them.
I'v cut t-posts in half and punched holes in steel pipe with m855 I don't know what you're on about.
it's government subsidized i assume
how many hours left?
Won't moving cost you? are you engaged in stocks? Why not?
>You have to go back
Yeah, back to 1/4th of the pay I'm getting right now. Amazing.
I'm looking into gold and currencies from asia right now. Holy shit, this might be a big one guys.
So should I clear my bank account as much as I can get out of the ATM before 3 AM EST? Bank locally, not a credit union, but not as retarded as you idiots with Chase and company.
Firearm, some food and water I am good on. Would just want more cash on hand than I have right now before everyone realizes and SHTF?
Even though it wont happen It wont bother me if it does.. I havent had a penny for 5 years. Misery needs company
It's less than $300 but there's a credit union by my apartment. Thanks for the advice user.
how does that strength rating compare to a ghetto thug who's crafted homebrew armour from sawed off bits of car door
I sold all my stocks in January. It was obvious that bad things were going to happen.
You won't notice the difference unless it's past 100 yards.
THEN LET IT ALL END
Merkel is bluffing. She's gonna start the printing press. There's nothing else she can do right? Nobody goes for the full happening. Everybody chooses the softer longer slower version.
>tfw when your cuck state wont let you buy a gun without taking a class then applying for a permit at the local PD and your class isn't scheduled until next sunday.
Real talk Cred Forums, how fucked am I right now?
Isn't XM855 the ammo that got issued to GIs in Somalia?
What about that inbetween twist rate found on those now-banned Norinco Model 603 clones?
i said this before you dumb fags its worth 76 trillion dollars its literally the economic asteroid its the biggest bank in the world crashing and falling down.
It's only a happening if there's a large scale cyber attack on the SWIFT system.
It's only been probing so far.
Every time it happens they say it's a "banking virus" that locks people out of their accounts.
This prevents a run on banks during a collapse, without laying the blame directly on the government.
Bank run on that motherfucker.
Go go go.
This isn't 2008.
DB is literally over-leveraged. There will be no bailout. All I can say Germany is, get ready to lock and load because you are about to have some very pissed off rapefugees whose gimmedats are about to come to an end.
East coast feels?
Is that just your city, or your whole state?
you can carry more 5.56 than .308. plus its cheaper
this is 2008 times 5 dude
OK Cred Forums
I HAVE $111,000 IN THE BANK DO I BUY GOLD? DO I BUY YUAN?
WHAT THE FUCK
I meant 2008 as in there won't be bailouts this time around.
get some yens and switch to the new yuan before it comes out tomorrow dont spend all your money on it, and invest this smartly. Dont go crazy also buy some storeable food and water if you already have that good. Dont go crazy and panic incase the jews find a way out of this.
And BIC lighters.
>falling for the fiat meme >falling for the precious metals meme
land and property bro
or if you're pessimistic - lighters
If you shoot a car with that round it will go through one door and out the other side (probably while tumbling) of the car. If there is a body in the drivers seat it may not make it out the other side if it catches them laterally in the thoracic cavity (ribs and lots of organs to go through) then it may not but they would need many many sheets of car door to stop that round from penetrating.
hey user do you like ubuntu, just curious i might have a better os then it if you wanna try it i might install it. Please dont push me to the side as a fag
It's a compromise.
Stabilizes 55-77 decently, but not ideally.
no get yen then yuan
So is my money safer outside of a bank/credit union or am I fucked either way?
>Unity DE Lol faggot Use XFCE, LXQT, Mate, or Cinnamon nigger
I use it mostly for steam due to driver support. Linux is for what you want to do with it. there is a distro for anything you could use a computer for. I have deepin on my laptop, Mint on a old netbook and Arch on my Rpi.
always invest in trumpcoin
to the moon
correction. it WAS worth 76 trillion
damn you got me, tell me is deepin awesome it looks like something i want to dualboot
> mfw someone will actually buy yuans then watch them melt as CCP devalues it once again by 10 to boost exports
APU support, because cheap and too many computers already to dump more in to a desktop. Might get another 21:9 though...
still doesnt change the fact they already said no bail out its still huger then the whole european economy
Its market cap is nothing compared to the really big players
Shiro, that wasn't fucken cool you fucken GOY. >We're all going to fucking die
>crafted homebrew armour from sawed off bits of car door
not a problem at all
warning to all who do this, this is just a theory it may happen tomorrow at the imf meeting i would recommend waiting tomorrow to buy the yen and yuan.
Yes. Northern Rock.
POLACZKI NIE, KUP AMBER GOLD
One of you niggas make a new thread
you're insane if you buy the yuan you don't know shit about planned economies do you? i wish red scare was still a thing
Its p. nice yeah. you have to remove some of the garbage in house programs and dont bother with the buil tin update in setting, It has some issues but over all very smooth and intuitive for laptops. Would not rec for desktops.
MAfag here. Have to get an class from a firearms instructor and then apply for an LTC from the state before you're allowed to buy a gun.
At least I think that's how it works. My Fiancee are signed up for the LTC class at least but it's not for another week or two.
buy a gun and a lot of ammo. practice with it. learn how to make water safe to drink. learn how to garden. learn small engine repair. learn how to make almost anything you can forsee yourself needing
I don't even have a bank account.
>So what's does this mean for a trump presidency? Its pretty obvious that this must be Obama's fault than.
Damn NYC requires you to hand an application in to the NYPD and get their approval, which also requires that you allow them to inspect your home and assure that your living conditions 'allow' for gun ownership. On the state level NY isn't nearly that cucked though. Don't even think a class is actually required in NYC either; merely the approval of the cops.
>Confusing market cap w/ derivative exposure lolwut also the $76 T is a meme. Their net exposure is close to nil
What are the consequences for people in the UK? Will the £ drop against the $? Someone give me a brief summary please, totally clueless.
Oh we're cucked all right when it comes to gun laws. SAFE Act is some of the dumbest shit I've ever seen.
>tfw poor most of my life and left parents house at 14. >tfw learned all this and electronics, topology, and land management >tfw everything in my life has prepared me for the Happening. My body is ready.
forge my own destiny
Lol yeah I meant as far as shall issue goes. I believe outside of NYC a carry license from a shall-issue county is legally protected in all the other counties, so you can travel freely with a weapon as long as its outside the city and your residence is there.
Not that there is much traveling to be done around NY state if you are already well-founded somewhere.
Didn't the NY supreme court over turn all the worst parts of the safe act too?