GLOBAL FINANCIAL COLLAPSE GENERAL #5

DB BANK IS COMPLETE FREEFALL COLLAPSE

SOROS BETS AGAINST DB
dw.com/en/soros-in-huge-bet-against-deutsche-bank/a-19361989

THE ROTHSCHILDS BET AGAINST DB
telegraph.co.uk/finance/financialcrisis/9484435/Lord-Rothschild-takes-130m-bet-against-the-euro.html

GERMANS TOLD TO STOCK FOOD/WATER IN CASE OF COLLAPSE
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/22/german-defence-plan-tells-citizens-to-hoard-food-and-water/

TWITTER IS WORTH MORE THAN DB
twitter.com/JohnAndris/status/781571665721524228?ref_src=twsrc^tfw

Early reports of a full on bank run on DB
zerohedge.com/news/2016-09-29/run-begins-deutsche-bank-hedge-fund-clients-cut-collateral-exposure

DB America collapsing
google.com/finance?cid=664250

DB EU 10.08 per share. 11.00 was its death sentence

Single digits means crash is imminent
Black friday expected tomorrow
google.com/finance?cid=6988887

DB COLLAPSE MAKES 2008 Look like childs play
Could be worse than 1929 for global markets

express.co.uk/finance/city/714881/Deutsche-Bank-collapse-could-it-be-worse-Lehman-Brothers-financial-banking-crisis-2008

DB holders are in for more anal devastation
marketwatch.com/story/more-pain-in-store-for-deutsche-bank-shareholders-2016-09-28


WHY DB IS THE BIGGEST FINANCIAL THREAT IN GLOBAL HISTORY
telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/09/29/why-is-deutsche-bank-now-the-biggest-worry-in-the-financial-worl/

Other urls found in this thread:

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-06-28/soros-wagered-deutsche-bank-would-drop-in-brexit-turmoil
youtube.com/watch?v=DXVJZtmANF0
money.cnn.com/data/world_markets/europe/
icbc.com/Pages/default.aspx
theguardian.com/business/2016/sep/28/deutsche-bank-john-cryan-denies-asking-german-government-help
youtube.com/watch?v=CnnQSiVEMq0
express.co.uk/news/world/715973/Angela-Merkel-Turkish-president-Recep-Erdogan-buy-Germany-Deutsche-Bank
youtube.com/watch?v=_rcmeMxxGYw
cnbc.com/2016/07/15/deutsche-bank-a-ticking-time-bomb.html
telegraph.co.uk/finance/financialcrisis/9484435/Lord-Rothschild-takes-130m-bet-against-the-euro.html
google.com/finance?catid=TRBC:55&sort=MARKET_CAP&ei=N5rtV_GBD8K5U6K4gaAC&start=0&num=20
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

First

Gotta do homework faggots

Someone make general threads since I have to leave after this one

Second for glorious Swiss Francs.

So what's does this mean for a trump presidency?

Third for what should I do with my overseas savings?

First for fuck your Shemitah 2.0 bullshit, Cred Forums. End yourselves.

Threadly reminder Cred Forums is never right about this.

I DON'T WANT TO DIE VIRGIN

No one will be alive to find out!

REMINDER THAT MANLETS WILL NOT SURVIVE THIS HAPPENING

ITS 1929 ALL OVER AGAIN

Nothing will happen you dumbasses.
You don't know shit.

Even if Soros is shorting, he's speculating on market value. DB is solid and if things go down the US won't get paid the fine.
It's all the burgers fault. They bought fuming shit from DB. They can't fine DB like that.

Fucking burgers

>Enters Thread

>TRUMP NAMES THE FED IN DEBATE
>FIRST KIKE BANK STRUCK BY KEK

I think I'm ready for the crash lads.

Pls no bully my raifu

Is it reasonable to stock fmj range ammo for shtf? In an all out civil unrest I don't think I'll really care what's behind my target.

When Cred Forums screams shemitah bullshit it's time to buy BULL BULL BULL

DB has been falling steadily since 2011. What's new?

It's nothing or /biz/ would be shitting the bed.

Don't you have a slide thread you should be shitposting in?

I have 40.000 on the bank

Will take it off tomorrow

Mane ot crash

/biz/ is shitting the bed

Daily Remember

user,
c-can I have her?
will probably need it more than you

>Kek

Shut the fuck up about that autistic shit.

anybody have this groundhog user screencap some guy was talking about in last thread? Apparently it outlines this event or something.

Not at all.

M193 ammo is what you should be stockpiling

False happening.

DB crash happening is happening since ever. Any of you know when it is supposed to crash or is it classic ''ANY MOMENT, X in 15 mminutes?''

Move along kids, this bank is gonna be bailout by government like any major bussiness that has influence on country.

so much hype

nothing is happening at all

Can anyone tell me if it's too late to bet on when it will collapse?

trimming rune armor 200k per part

Start Reving up those GOOD MORNING threads for tomorrow, bongs.

You can't get it out today?

So many shills in here

"DB IS GOOD GOYIM BUY MORE EH HEH HEH"

It's falling, and it's going slowly..
Just like the Titanic when her lights when out...then the split happens..

BRING IT ON. IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU SHEMITAH

Hitler 2.0 when

>rat.jpg
>not calling it droopy.jpg
Come on, you have to make fun of those goddamn satchel handles under his eyeballs.

FAKE HAPPENING


FAKE HAPPENING

Bailout imminent, from roaches or euro cucks it does not matter, NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO THE REST OF THE WORLD

DBIDF pls go

>YOU ARE IN THE NILE. YOU ARE IN THE NILE BECAUSE YOUR CURRENT SEA IS FAILING

What did he mean by this?

16.10.16

I have a couple cases of xm855 and that's what i'll use when shtf. I guess consider what is behind the target before you fire.

See this is how I feel but in my case I have a good enough stockpile of hygenics and an okay pantry but lack firearms/proper knives. I feel like I could have better attire as well.

Literally all I have at the moment besides kitchen knives is a box cutter and a aluminum baseball bat, I lack a pair of heavy duty footwear, and other than I good high mobility and fairly warm leather jacket, I don't have much for cold weather either.

I'm fucked, aren't I?

Like I keep linking this to The Walking Dead where things dissolve slowly so realistically people are more so judged off their individual survival capabilities and people don't dissolve morally instantly.

NOTHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN

What's with that date?

>tfw DB crashes and with it the entire economy of Europe and America
>tfw suddenly a zombie apocalypse hits and people are still only thinking about getting money from atms
Would be so cash.

OP USING LINKS FROM 2012 DONT TRUST HIM

Wtf ever. Nothing will happen. Sensationalize it all you want. Central banks will not let it happen. There's no money to be made by letting it fail.

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-06-28/soros-wagered-deutsche-bank-would-drop-in-brexit-turmoil

>Tfw 16.10.16 was real
>Mfw these SANDNIGGERS in Germany are denying it

Dude should done it today.

Or at least changed it to pounds silver Swiss franc

>m855
>not m193

You done fucked up.

youtube.com/watch?v=DXVJZtmANF0

It would almost be a pleasure watching a global banking collapse, but this time on economic genius Barack Obama's watch. The self same Barack Obama who single handedly rescued the world's financial institutions from the economic devastation caused by George W Bush. What a fitting legacy that would be for that Marxist fraud.

Is the Deutsche Bank collapse related to the refugee crisis?

What will happen?

ok so them brexit is undone to prevent hell on earth?

It was falling anyways, besides that do not get the point.

deutscher
aktien
kollaps

Something big.
Ignore the shills that say no, those are paid by Soros since this is happen in Germany

This

No illiterate Muslim dumbass. Go back to Morocco.

Yes they fucking are. There is literally a DB thread on the first page you moron

HAHAHAHAHAHA OH FUCK ICBC IS LEVERAGED

Were fucked. NOW WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO TALK SHIT ABOUT THAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

This is going to drive me crazy, i have been bitchmoaning about ICBC putting money in foreign shit forever. "You fucking nationalist"

WHOS LAUGHING NOW ASSHOLES.

Holy fuck. Too fucking hilarious. These cocksuckers have been raking in half a billion a year in profits and NOT investing locally with it.

I am so angry and laughing manically its insane. this world is insane.

I'M SICK OF THIS UNCERTAINTY

IS IT HAPPENING OR NOT?

Legitimate question.

Regards, question frogs.

It surely did not help but no.

So, how come the average Hans doesn't do a bankrun? They should know how that works, they laughed at Greece at the time.

Is the Germans-are-dumb-robots-following-the-rules meme actually true?

>5.56 jew cuck
lmao

yes

Kek

>I have 40.000 on the bank

100k is guaranteed by gov.

Greece didn't do a bankrun until years into the crisis

plz be mai leaf gf

No it's been going on for a long long time! 3 years I've known about the derivative issues.

1 DAY REMAINING

DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY

9 HOURS AND 20 MINUTES REMAIN

Let's meet up and we can change that. Don't forget to stretch your anus ;)

no its not happening. its another happening troll campaign by a bunch of NEETs from /x/ with nothing better to do than LARP about the end of days.

And what if the government collapses?

Checkmate state cuck.

It is. DB was a dead man walking for a while. Just a matter of time before everybody will realise it.

you got me there

Remember how we had a subprime crisis? This is a subhuman crisis.

Maybe.

Why is that? I just did some googling (heh) and don't see that much of a difference.

>literally 9 cents away from single digit shares
Is it happening tomorrow lads?

Outlook not so good

Thats why CBC is running with the "Holy shit this fuckers going down" headlines on the national News right?

>literally nothing but bantz and morons in the thread
>shitting the bed

Pick one.

tybc-c

>And what if the government collapses?

Then you won't really care about your fiat currency, will you?

And what would you recommend?

>ICBC
The chinese bank?

Would this be a good thing for Germany? I imagine all the nigs would flee to France and Sweden if it looked like gibs were getting scarce. Especially in winter. Presumably all the white cucks would also die or flee, leaving that last 0.3% of non-faggot Germans to rebuild their country.

Because if the MSN started shilling the crash, it would make it much more likely to happen/happen faster.

...... What are you gay or something?

***ATTENTION***

THIS IS THE EURO MARKETS COUNTDOWN TILL IT OPENS

money.cnn.com/data/world_markets/europe/

DEUTSCHE BANK WILL OPEN AT 12 AM PACIFIC TIME.

Be on the lookout for the Pre-Market Thread.

They are.

holy shuit

Deush bank LUL

Yeah.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT!!

icbc.com/Pages/default.aspx

No, BC's insurance monopoly.

France goes under if Germany does
they're in very bad economic shape

KEK BE PRAISED BY KEK

kek wills it

IT ALL
RETURNS
TO NOTHING

>money.cnn.com/data/world_markets/europe/

Naughty Naughty, didn't you read Sodom and Gomorrah?

wast3d

one bank crashing doesnt fuck the millions of other banks

Smug face!

What about you?

Will Hofer save you?

A 308 rifle, 22lr rifle, 10mm handgun.

> Guaranteed by an insolvent entity

Yeah, right, sure.

If a bank the size of DB goes down, rates goes up the wazoo. I'd like to see a government have no other choice to borrow at like 7% just to bailout its citizens. Gonna be fun.

UK IS UP

DB IS DOWN!

HAHAHA WHEN BRITAIN FIRST AT HEAVENS COMMAND!!!

>numericals that doesn't differ too much
my body is ready

JUST

u 'avin a giggle, ya cheeky taffer

G-Germanicus Falco...is that you?

>10mm memegun

Kys

doubles confirm Hofer saves Heimat
sadly he's only running for president

So this is how it ends, huh?

OH FUCK

AROSE FROM OUT THE AZURE MAIN

>3 am EST
pls no

>sadly he's only running for president

What else could he be running for?

Why did Merkel kill Germany?

I have my 5.56, 300BLK, and .45 1911. I would like a little .22 to silence though.

president is a nominal rep post+(technically) general in chief here

BUY AMMO BUY SUPPLIES

can someone refute this?

Because she genuinely believed that it was the right thing to do.

You know what they say; hell is filled with good intentions.

Well, that or she want to create more client voters.

Lucky, you get to be blissfully ignorant of the happening as you sleep.

No, its been well known for years that ICBC puts their profits into many things overseas.

ICBCX is the Chinese bank.

You just did

Fractional
Reserve
Banking

a revange on the us for ww2
b a chance to take back the country and reich or kill all its german citizens
c the jews want ww3 since hilliary isnt going to win
d to crash the world economy and make obongo the winner

pick one or all

I don't think is happening as Cred Forums is always wrong, but trusting /biz/ for advice is retarded.

What time in GMT? Converter fucks up.

How much power would he have in the legislature?

DB isn't going anywhere. People are paranoid because one story broke about people pulling some money out, that's it.

It will rebound tomorrow, and as soon as the DoJ fee drops drastically in hearings (it was only an initial number), everything will be status quo.

That is provided DB doesn't get busted for something else which is totally possible.

>300BLK

Wew

fuck off to

When Kek talks, people listen.

THIS WAS THE CHARTER OF THE LAND
AND GUARDIAN ANGELS SANG THIS STRAIN

screenshot

Fug

7am CEST, don't know what that is in GMT

Yeah it's decent as long as it's not a distance but i'm not very impressed with it.

>black moon
>end of the internet
>verge of monetary chaos

The last time this happend, David Bowie died

he can theoretically dismiss the chancellor and the government
practically almost none, this never happens

Even better, thank you very much

GET THE FUCK IN HERE Cred Forums

I know you're too stupid to understand finance but that doesn't mean it's magic.

>First one in
I CALL THE BEAN BAG CHAIR!

Have you seen DB fuckin twitter m8? They admit government isn't going to help them.

Merkel would get crucified for bailing out a bank, also following the CDU losses this election to AFD she aint going to risk it.

Noice Buddy

its very comfy

ITS HABBENING

I just hope the depression doesn't last a decade like last time

>they said it on twitter so it must be true!
>the US said they'll raise interest rates next week so it must be true!
>US hasn't raised interest rates in 7 years

underrated

i call the massage chair in the corner noones using

my survival plan is literally just go and live on my grandparents' farm.
fucking kek. it'll be fun watching the world burn.

I SSHOTTY COUCH WITH DAD

It's gonna be gud

Yes. Markets were always slow. It's like the sinking of the Titanic at 1000 fps.

What the fuck does height have to do with this? Ya'll ugly lanky beanpole mother fuckers have some insecurity problems or something

Ww2 reparations

Thanks australia

PLEASE STOP

This is DANGEROUS MEMEING.

The world economy and the fate of Deutsche Bank relies on public confidence. Posting memes that erode that confidence edges us ever closer to a worldwide collapse and toward the final Happening.

Please do NOT use your meme powers irresponsibly. Only use them for GOOD.

Oh fuck quints confirm. Euros are really gonna get it now

Heh

RULE BRITANNIA
BRITANNIA RULE THE WAVES

Like people said it would rebound the day before? And the day before that? And the day before that one?

I don't get it either, tall people actually have a higher metabolism and would require more food
t. 5'12"

based

THE DIE IS CAST

Glorious numbers

DB implodes as soon as the markets open

Check'em

It is confirmed.
DB will crash.

...............

So 2.52 is how low it will go?

they are going to anyway, besides all the memeing its fucking over for the world economy germany did it again but this time with cuckery.

...

If this is the end I just want to tell everyone I love you even though you guys called me a cuck a few to many times.

Race war is coming.
LONG LIVE KEK.
HAIL PEPE.

There’s no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There’s no knowing where we’re rowing
Or which way the river’s flowing

i call dibs on the rocking chair

Spice And Sugar
Saint John's Wart
Kek grant us death
O'er the desultory sort

We pour in horns
And Great Toad brains
May kek hear our calls
O'er the banks we name

>Europe's banks 'not investable' says Credit Suisse CEO amid Deutsche Bank crisis
theguardian.com/business/2016/sep/28/deutsche-bank-john-cryan-denies-asking-german-government-help

>he trusts biz.

>European Central Bank Governing Council member Ewald Nowotny said on Thursday he did not believe that Europe faced a new banking crisis similar to that seen in 2007 and 2008, but the financial sector was clearly in a transitional phase.

>"I wouldn't overdramatize it. We're in a transitional and learning phase," Nowotny told Reuters before an event hosted by the Friedrich Ebert Stiftung foundation, when asked about the concerns triggered by new banking requirements to be finalised by the end of the year.

Transitional phase guys. Move along now. Nothing to see here.

...

9am here.

German is a beautiful language and your people are nice (not the cucks). I hope you all recover Hans.

Yeah, because nothing will happen after the german (european) debt increases 20 bil. Nothing. At. All.

...

Witnessed

Happening confirmed

are you the crippled guy from previous threads?

This. I'm betting nothing will happen, yet a part of me is keeping a watchfull eye.

youtube.com/watch?v=CnnQSiVEMq0
You will rebuild a new Reich.
I promise you that, this is how the old """""Union""""""" falls and into a greater REICH

be my ai gf

>ITT idiots pretending that they are part of something important
What a waste of time. Nothing will happen.

Start worrying about yourself Spain bro, if Germany goes down, you all go down.

The party never ends, the game begins again.

Not a speck of light is showing,
So the danger must be growing,
For the rowers keep on rowing,
And they’re certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing…

Well that is it, taking my money out before the marrket opens tomorrow.

The lies are coming undone

>German is a beautiful language
Not even krauts believe that.

WITNESSED

thats my pepe ;D
made it last year

Odds: DB crashes tomorrow and war erupts in Europe
Evens: it doesn't and were safe another day
Repeating digitz: terror attack tomorrow

Meanwhile, ....

MANLET DETECTED

Paolo pls
Italian sounds like a Slav dialect

My god..

False. M855 or XM855

is there a way how to make some bucks on this from bet365? I was thinking on bets on dolar against euro..

My friend works for DB. He says they're at a 6/10 in terms of HAPPENING. Still some way to go yet.

oh no

7am according to a french guy
Yea :(

Not on bet365

Short DB

Awesome thred OP, appreciate you gathering the links/info.

This reminds of me of a /biz/-Cred Forums guy who was posting right after Brexit, he predicted all this, and then some, something about central banks bought up junk corporate bonds and would be forced to bailout and the euro would drop in value as a result.

Fucker predicted everything so far, I bet he is banking. Wish I saved his post. Got any info like that? Next steps, fallout, etc.

>betting on a currency failing with a failing currency

>What next?
States fall
New country from States
Rest is Anarchy

You stand no chance to my superior calorie utilization. Let's get this started.

Isnt there a minimum 25k to short stocks and day trade?

>choosing the ammo that can't penetrate steel

KEK

he is wrong about the bail out, they literally cannot bail out this bank its worth 76 trillion dollars.

An user the other day posted a screen cap of a trade rejection, saying a short trade couldn't be put on DB because the shares were to too difficult to borrow. If you try to short please share screen cap of trade acceptance or trade rejection.

link and pls explain connection

>not having 25k

you're collateral

manlets are best for modern warfare, smaller targets, easier to take cover, more energetic, bigger cocks

Your future is unclear ask again.

Nice digits shiro!

pls help

manlet 5'10 commander here thats a lie, i have a 4.3 inch penis it fucking sucks.

Please. The traders at Bear, Stearns were still trying to put on trades in their final days. It's not what DB insiders say, it's what their counterparties say about them. Who on the Street is opening or extending trading lines to DB????

Believe me, I gain a part of my life in stocks
DAX opens at 9:00 am

DON'T LET IT HAPPEN YET GIVE ME A MONTH TO PREPARE
REEEEEEEEEEEE

Germany pay denbts NOW!!

12 am pst for us burgers

thank you based crashi-chan

is it actually happening?

or is this like the chinese market threads?

was peter schiff right?

Ok, fair enough, I just did a quick google search and put up the first result I found

Once again Cred Forums

How do we steel ourselves for this? This is some scary shit on the horizon and I don't really think any of us can be truly prepared.

How do we make sure we're ready for what's to come mentally so we can face it with resolve?

In PT yes.
In ET at ·3am

POST YFW

Wtf?!

>long on shitcoins, krugerrands & 7.62x39

feels good man

...

Wouldn't it make you happy if the Deutsche Bank would become the Turkish bank
-President Erdogan's closest advisor

express.co.uk/news/world/715973/Angela-Merkel-Turkish-president-Recep-Erdogan-buy-Germany-Deutsche-Bank

buy lighters

So what if I have euros in a non-affiliated bank?

Should I just buy dollars or something?

a bailout won't cost 76 trillion dollars

...

official thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=_rcmeMxxGYw

he is here....
nooice doom paul

it would actually make me happy
i hope they do it for the keks but I doubt it
Turkey doesn't have the money

>Student loan is with Santander
am i fucked lads

...

You could have euros in fucking Myanmar, we are still going to make you pay for this mess paddy.

...

Welp, GG krauts, thanks for all the euro-cash, pity it got drained by corrupt officials.

Tip of the failed union: Never surrender control of your currency!

Google "Credit Suisse stock" to get the current share price graph, that's how I got that.

Two possible explanations: (1). CS is every bit of a phantom bank as DB, or (2). the market is judging CS to be a huge credit risk and possible casualty of DB implosion.

Black-on-black take: CS may be trying to push DB over the edge knowing that the ensuing crisis would force central banks to bailout remaining banks (CS included) to prevent a complete EU banking crisis.

why? if it goes bust you're debt free

>current sea
>currency

That makes sense... soros and rothschild and others already borrowed all the shares that were available for it

>its worth 76 trillion dollars

lolwut

I'm polish motherfucker. I don't have much but I'd like to keep as much as I can of the 30k I have.

If this shit hits euro I wonder what I should be buying.

Fucking Yen? Chinese Renminbi?

wanna keep ignoring me or do you wanna enjoy the show
cnbc.com/2016/07/15/deutsche-bank-a-ticking-time-bomb.html

Look who did even worse today

>Should I trade my paper for different paper

Haha, fiat cucks say the darndest things.

the red sea failed to stop the juden

So uhhh can I take some loans out from DW before they go bust then? Won't they just sell off the loan to another debtholder?

Gold, silver, dollar...
You should diversify.

>i'm polish

lol figures. Anyway, when a country gets a haircut, it affects foreigners with deposits as well. Remember the drama with the russian gangsters basically robbing Cyprus at gunpoint after the EU announced their haircut for the island?

switch to yuans

If shit goes south tomorrow should I pull my meager savings out of BoA?

>Replacing one failing currency with the other
maybe buy gold, I don't know if it's moving but the money has to move somewhere?

Don't bullshit me you fucking armchair economist. I can't buy land or property with fucking 30k, the only way I can preserve it temporarily is by moving it to a different continent.

Unless you have a better idea.

Ever going to BoA
Are you retarded?

Swap to a local credit union right now

get some meme currencies which aren't pegged to anything else

>giving bank of America ANY of your money

Underage?

You shouldn't even be with BoA to begin with, they're either crooks or incompetent.

can you sell student loan debt in the UK?

Is it finally happening?
Is the economy dieing?
I hope so

No, if they go bust, some other banks buys your loans and you still owe them, except they can increase the amount you owe them by adding fees (I think it's illegal to modify the interest rate of a past debt if it was signed by another legal entity)

>I'm polish motherfucker

You have to go back

fuck if I know, I have nice teeth

Probably the latter, either directly or per levy, I find it naieve to think ((they)) would let the normal man walk away

its literally happening we should have a 1000 reply sticky tomorrow when shit goes down.

T. 2008 financial crisis

gold and bitcoin, lots of it

CTRL+F Bitcoin
>0 hits

and..... can you give me a number

If its clusterfucked enough like the mortgage crisis, there might be no paperwork/trail for them to actually prove you owe them the debt, and they couldn't go get it from a company that is gone.

Post plans what to do if all shit goes loose
>Abandon basement
>Abandon Cred Forums
>Run some diner somewhere

fun times. fun times. i hope i live long enough to tell my kids about them.

I'v cut t-posts in half and punched holes in steel pipe with m855 I don't know what you're on about.

it's government subsidized i assume

how many hours left?

Won't moving cost you? are you engaged in stocks? Why not?

>You have to go back

Yeah, back to 1/4th of the pay I'm getting right now. Amazing.

I'm looking into gold and currencies from asia right now. Holy shit, this might be a big one guys.

So should I clear my bank account as much as I can get out of the ATM before 3 AM EST? Bank locally, not a credit union, but not as retarded as you idiots with Chase and company.

Firearm, some food and water I am good on. Would just want more cash on hand than I have right now before everyone realizes and SHTF?

Even though it wont happen
It wont bother me if it does.. I havent had a penny for 5 years. Misery needs company

It's less than $300 but there's a credit union by my apartment. Thanks for the advice user.

>steel pipe

how does that strength rating compare to a ghetto thug who's crafted homebrew armour from sawed off bits of car door

I sold all my stocks in January.
It was obvious that bad things were going to happen.

should i clear my bank account i have 0.93€

>telegraph.co.uk/finance/financialcrisis/9484435/Lord-Rothschild-takes-130m-bet-against-the-euro.html

THIS ARTICLE IS FROM 2012 YOU FUCKING FAGGOT OP

how many bricks can you lay an hour, how old are you leszek chodz tu.. mamy pracy :^)

STOP THE BOAT!

lol nigga I don't think he was asking.

At the same time paddy is delusional if he thinks he's going to have his cake and eat it too by sticking with the EU.

Buy whatever shoots best regarding your twist rate.

Faster twist rates like longer (heavier) bullets.

Ex: 1:7 likes heavier (62gr+)
1:10 likes lighter (55gr-62gr)

You won't notice the difference unless it's past 100 yards.

THEN LET IT ALL END

Merkel is bluffing. She's gonna start the printing press. There's nothing else she can do right? Nobody goes for the full happening. Everybody chooses the softer longer slower version.

>tfw when your cuck state wont let you buy a gun without taking a class then applying for a permit at the local PD and your class isn't scheduled until next sunday.

Real talk Cred Forums, how fucked am I right now?

Isn't XM855 the ammo that got issued to GIs in Somalia?

What about that inbetween twist rate found on those now-banned Norinco Model 603 clones?

i said this before you dumb fags its worth 76 trillion dollars its literally the economic asteroid its the biggest bank in the world crashing and falling down.

It's only a happening if there's a large scale cyber attack on the SWIFT system.

It's only been probing so far.

Every time it happens they say it's a "banking virus" that locks people out of their accounts.

This prevents a run on banks during a collapse, without laying the blame directly on the government.

Bank run on that motherfucker.

Go go go.

Thank you.

This isn't 2008.

DB is literally over-leveraged. There will be no bailout. All I can say Germany is, get ready to lock and load because you are about to have some very pissed off rapefugees whose gimmedats are about to come to an end.

East coast feels?

Is that just your city, or your whole state?

nice get

you can carry more 5.56 than .308. plus its cheaper

F

this is 2008 times 5 dude

OK Cred Forums

I HAVE $111,000 IN THE BANK
DO I BUY GOLD?
DO I BUY YUAN?

WHAT THE FUCK

Buy ammo.

I meant 2008 as in there won't be bailouts this time around.

Okay, I'm going 1/3rd gold, 1/3rd Yuan, 1/3rd polish złoty. FUCK the euro.

Buckle UP motherfuckers.

BTC?

get some yens and switch to the new yuan before it comes out tomorrow dont spend all your money on it, and invest this smartly. Dont go crazy also buy some storeable food and water if you already have that good. Dont go crazy and panic incase the jews find a way out of this.

And BIC lighters.

Buy Trumpcoin

>falling for the fiat meme
>falling for the precious metals meme

land and property bro

or if you're pessimistic - lighters

If you shoot a car with that round it will go through one door and out the other side (probably while tumbling) of the car. If there is a body in the drivers seat it may not make it out the other side if it catches them laterally in the thoracic cavity (ribs and lots of organs to go through) then it may not but they would need many many sheets of car door to stop that round from penetrating.

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hey user do you like ubuntu, just curious i might have a better os then it if you wanna try it i might install it. Please dont push me to the side as a fag

It's a compromise.

Stabilizes 55-77 decently, but not ideally.

no get yen then yuan

So is my money safer outside of a bank/credit union or am I fucked either way?

>Unity DE
Lol faggot
Use XFCE, LXQT, Mate, or Cinnamon nigger

I use it mostly for steam due to driver support. Linux is for what you want to do with it. there is a distro for anything you could use a computer for. I have deepin on my laptop, Mint on a old netbook and Arch on my Rpi.

always invest in trumpcoin

to the moon

correction. it WAS worth 76 trillion

damn you got me, tell me is deepin awesome it looks like something i want to dualboot

> mfw someone will actually buy yuans then watch them melt as CCP devalues it once again by 10 to boost exports

APU support, because cheap and too many computers already to dump more in to a desktop. Might get another 21:9 though...

still doesnt change the fact they already said no bail out its still huger then the whole european economy

Its market cap is nothing compared to the really big players

google.com/finance?catid=TRBC:55&sort=MARKET_CAP&ei=N5rtV_GBD8K5U6K4gaAC&start=0&num=20

Oh fuck

Shiro, that wasn't fucken cool you fucken GOY.
>We're all going to fucking die

>crafted homebrew armour from sawed off bits of car door

not a problem at all

warning to all who do this, this is just a theory it may happen tomorrow at the imf meeting i would recommend waiting tomorrow to buy the yen and yuan.

Yes. Northern Rock.

POLACZKI NIE, KUP AMBER GOLD

One of you niggas make a new thread

you're insane if you buy the yuan
you don't know shit about planned economies do you? i wish red scare was still a thing

Its p. nice yeah. you have to remove some of the garbage in house programs and dont bother with the buil tin update in setting, It has some issues but over all very smooth and intuitive for laptops. Would not rec for desktops.

MAfag here. Have to get an class from a firearms instructor and then apply for an LTC from the state before you're allowed to buy a gun.

At least I think that's how it works. My Fiancee are signed up for the LTC class at least but it's not for another week or two.

buy a gun and a lot of ammo. practice with it. learn how to make water safe to drink. learn how to garden. learn small engine repair. learn how to make almost anything you can forsee yourself needing

I don't even have a bank account.

>So what's does this mean for a trump presidency?
Its pretty obvious that this must be Obama's fault than.

Damn NYC requires you to hand an application in to the NYPD and get their approval, which also requires that you allow them to inspect your home and assure that your living conditions 'allow' for gun ownership. On the state level NY isn't nearly that cucked though. Don't even think a class is actually required in NYC either; merely the approval of the cops.

>Confusing market cap w/ derivative exposure lolwut
also the $76 T is a meme. Their net exposure is close to nil

What are the consequences for people in the UK? Will the £ drop against the $? Someone give me a brief summary please, totally clueless.

Oh we're cucked all right when it comes to gun laws. SAFE Act is some of the dumbest shit I've ever seen.

>tfw poor most of my life and left parents house at 14.
>tfw learned all this and electronics, topology, and land management
>tfw everything in my life has prepared me for the Happening.
My body is ready.

forge my own destiny

Lol yeah I meant as far as shall issue goes. I believe outside of NYC a carry license from a shall-issue county is legally protected in all the other counties, so you can travel freely with a weapon as long as its outside the city and your residence is there.


Not that there is much traveling to be done around NY state if you are already well-founded somewhere.

Didn't the NY supreme court over turn all the worst parts of the safe act too?

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