Meet the Barnacle, it adheres to the windshield using two pump-activated commercial grade suction cups. Should the drivers try removing the Barnacle, a built-in alarm will sound. Once they've paid their fine , drivers will be given a numerical release code, for the Barnacle on their car. They then have 24 hours in which to return it to a drop-off location.
Well?
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Jokes on you fucker, I carry spare windshields.
Now I have a free thing to fuck with people I hate.
>be friends with auto glass business
>replace whole windshield
>take jackhammer to Barnacle
>throw the ruined remains through their fucking office window
Drive with your head out the window. Bring it home and take it off there. Sell on craigslist.
I'd pay my fine then drop it over a bridge
I don't understand how this shit is even legal
So you can just put these on cars? Do they have to commit a crime first?
Wtf..
Then you'd have to pay to replace it and probably be arrested for destruction of government property.
we woo weee wooo *plop*
hey look it's no longer on the windshield and im driving off.
retarded idea.
You people act like they don't record your license plate when they do this.
Also it is legal, same as the tire ones are.
I don't understand how the boot is even legal
It would be like a boot, I'm sure. It's for people that have multiple outstanding traffic violations.
What makes you think that shit doesn't have a GPS tracking device in it.
Keep driving. Fuck the police.
>Do they have to commit a crime first?
So a parking violation is a crime now?
Fucking city scum.
...
Rig the car with exlosives.
What purpose does it serve?
i'd say i was mugged on my way to deliver and they stole my barnacle and are probably using it for kinky sex stuff
Jokes on you, my car has a periscope
watch as i proceed to not give a fuck and drive home to remove at my own leisure.
or better yet, i proceed to track down the piece of shit who locked it and beat the ever-loving shit out of them till they give me the code.
yeah right, in NYC if you are parked too far out from the curb you'll get this or a boot
Ok, so i buy a barnacle, then i park the car wherever i want i put MY barnacle.
>I won't just jim carry that shit
...
>2016
>having a car
>have 24 hours in which to return it to a drop-off location
>The drop-off location is in the middle of nowhere
>he doesn't have a periscope installed on his car
eh. There'll be a fast way to crack it, I'm sure
Kek this.
>I don't understand how the boot is even legal
Easy, you don't have any rights to drive. You violate the law and the car can be taken away from you.
>Pay the fine
>Receive codes
>Apply EM field on Barnacle so its circuitry fry
>Insert codes
>Codes are not working and the Barnacle is still there
>Sue the police department
>Profit
Fuck
Meant for
>someone stole my car and broke this off in the process
Why would you be under any obligation to take it to a drop-off location? If they want it back they can come pick it up.
>land of the "free"
thats...... actually brilliant
nice one guys
>reprogram gps
>sell it
>home of the muslims
>idiots will still drive with this on
>they crash and kill people
>barnacle is banned
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>Easy, you don't have any rights to drive.
Sure you do, just not on public roadways. There's no laws about driving your vehicle on private property.
What if they barnacle your barnacle
It's a good idea except that it can be avoided by sticking your head out the window to see.
>being an internet tough guy on Cred Forums
Get out newfag
This is simple, just make little holes on the windows and put a dense polymer to cover it.
>They put Barnacle
>you remover the polymer, increasing pressure
>its drops off
>fill the holes again with the plastic
>smash the shitout of it
Profit???
>government/private parking enforcement issues are not political
sure thing boss
nigger you could still take off your barnacle
You'll have the bolice knocking at your door not even an hour after you remove that thingamabob.
So its like a less secure/more expensive boot?
If government wants it back they shouldn't have permanently attached it to my property.
Why the fuck do asswipes think they can just put shit on your car without being hunted down and brutally assaulted.
Towtruck operators should be rounded up too.
Theyll just add another fine on top of what you owe if you do anything to it, dumbasses
Am I lucky that such things will never be a thing here in Germany. Because of scratches on the window, they would sue the shit out of the state.
No chance for barnacles in Germany.
I think that instead of using boots/barnacles that they should just put a gps tracking device on your car and take big meaty shits in the glove box every day until you pay your fine
My windshield folds down. Fuck you, globalists!
Massive liability, dipshits will try to drive with it Ace Ventura style and get in accidents. Also most states have laws against vandalism and taking away someone's means of transportation.
also don't you think that like all other locks wont people eventually find a way to get out of these things?
CRISCO YOUR FUCKING WINDSHIELD EVERY TIME YOU STOP DRIVING AND YOU'LL BE FINE
tl;dr
>guy lives in HOA neighborhood
>parks on street w/o pass, gets booted
>jacks car up and wheels it into garage
>refuses to pay to remove boot
>parking company says he stole the boot
>guy says they can come take it whenever they feel like it so it's not stealing
>butthurt ensues
Boots are retarded anyway.
>We're butthurt that you parked in a public space that doesn't belong to you, so now we'll prevent you from moving your car, so NOBODY can park in this space
Redneck methheads would have that thing disarmed and removed in less than a minute.
Ever seen how fast they steal air conditioners?
What was wrong with the boot on the wheel?
Why did they feel the need to fix something that wasn't broken?
To bad Germans don't apply that logic to migrants
This is the most likely outcome.
dubs of truth
With the right tools and some elbow grease you could probably pry this off you're windshield without damaging it. Might not be a good idea if it's placed there by parking enforcement, but if it's one of those private security contractors fuck em!
Good luck getting that barnacle to stick on my Mk 1 Pepe Shitposter's windscreen
This is an incredibly HUGE liability for them. All it takes is one pissed off offender to fumingly enter the vehicle and attempt to drive away via looking out the driver's window and then running over someone because they couldn't properly see the other side. At least a boot physically prevented someone from moving their vehicle; this doesn't.
A missing barnacle from your car does not necessitate that you removed it.
There's a reason circumstantial evidence is inadmissable in first world courts.
>home of the niggers and spics
I don't get it either. It's depriving someone of the use of their property. If someone's illegally parking or whatever then fucking fine them, but immobilizing their vehicle is bullshit. Like, if I caught someone in the act of booting my truck I'd pull a gun on them, consequences be damned.
I can't tell if they do that or do not do that, since I'm only one year here.
I'm le youtube.com
Simple. Lube up your windshield before you go driving.
>Rights vs. privileges
Regardless of what you think on the matter cars are still private property.
Hiding behind "hurr its a privilege" is stupid when you consider just how easily you can get your car booted/barnacled - (stay 5 minutes past the meter you get a boot asshole).
At the end of the day it's a revenue collection scheme.
And as much as I like the gods work police are doing you cannot deny most cities have turned them into a big revenue collection agency.
I'm not even against towing, but I am against someone racking up 20k in parking fines and a misdemeanor charge because the person they loaned a car to left it at the fucking airport quick park for 3 weeks
Its a fucking Pepe Car WTF !!
Niggers are just gonna drive their car home with this thing on the windshield and cause a lot of accidents.
>numerical release code
what's to stop someone from trying different combos until it releases?
>HOA's booting cars
This shit is fucking insane
>draw dicks and swastikas all over it in permanent marker
>say it was like that when I found it, someone else must've been drawing on it
Just pour a solvent like methylene chloride or even acetone on the windshield by the suction cups.
Reapply every 30 mins.
Remove barnacle.
looks retarded
>mfw
holy lol
you realize they don't care about parking, they just want money, right?
>roll down window
>stick head out
>drive away.
>Your taxes pay for public roads
Driving and freedom of movement is a right until you prove yourself incapable of responsibility with said right - just like voting/gun ownership/running for public office/etc.
If the violation is bad enough then they should tow you out of the way, the fines however should be a reasonable slap on the wrist, not 1k+
I bet I could scrape that fucker off with a slim knife and some oil/windex/water...
Not even a comeback
A crackhead with a screwdriver would solve that problem in under 60 seconds.
Whoops meant to reply to
> I've never looked at older cars before
>sueing
>3rd world countries
It's actually a nonsensical "punishment" because it ensures that they have no choice but to continue doing the thing they are being punished for (parking illegally).
tow truck drivers are crooks too
>be me
>car breaks down
>call tow truck
>they take my card info over the phone
>ok
>tow truck arrives
>he hooks up to my car
>pulls out his shitty little card swiping machine
>my card doesnt work
>threatens to take my car to the yard
>wtf didnt your company check before you came to pick me up
>he says we can do it at mechanic shop
>mechanic charges me a $10 fee to use my card
I was so pissed. This happened when I was about 18. But what can you even do? Get in a fight and go to jail and then they steal your car? I wish I could have shot that tow truck driver in the face.
Who's the patent holder?
Sounds like they volunteered for some of my own experimental vehicle disablers.
>YES GOYS, WE TAKE YOUR TAX MONEY TO BUILD ROADS
>YOU HAVE THE PRIVLEDGE TO DRIVE ON OUR NICE ROADS, IF YOU DISPLEASE US YOUR PRIVILEGE WILL BE TAKEN AWAY
>NOW REMEMBER GOYIM, TAXATION IS NOT FORCE, YOU AGREE TO IT BY BEING ALIVE.
Okay, Kramer
I feel like a cordless drill would make short work of this.
FUCK I REMEMBER THIS
I used to have the pictures saved. A story actually deserving of the word epic.
>Towards the end they start illegally booting fucking everybody's cars
Not bad, Juanito
...
>But what can you even do?
You can learn how to drive and then you can put pic related and some straps next to your jack.
Just slide it off to the side, that's how you get suction cups off.
Fuck the anti-banacle barnacle, just put some kind of thin film on your windshield. Peel and replace as needed.
>be me
>get a puncture on the front right wheel
>car has one of those retarded tire repair kits
>repair tire
>go on with my day
>few hours later
>get back in car
>drive 500m
>realize my rear right wheel is flat
>must have hit a bunch of nails or something that punctured both wheels
>tire repair kit is used up
>park car in a no park zone to go get a new repair kit
>it wasn't in anyone's way at all
>come back two hours later with the kit
>car is gone
long story short some faggot cop got it towed off for parking in a no park zone, despite it CLEARLY having been parked there because I couldn't drive it anymore.
It cost me over 200€ to get it back.
>I still keep the fine with the cop's registration on it
>SOME DAY I will find out who you are, find your fucking car, and fucking torch it, you absolute fucking faggot.
>some day.
>But what can you even do
Get an insurance contract that also includes towing? You'll save money on the long run too.
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11 East 36th Street, Ste. 502 , New York, NY, 10016-3318
If anyone wants to send them some gay porn or pizzas or anything
Here you go dude. Only $500 a pop.
Is this a joke? Boots prevents you from driving around, this just makes driving around extremely dangerous.
>Police responding within an hour, much less within a week, to anything that isn't a life threatening.
Did you even read his post you mongoloid ?
Install a rearview backup camera on the front windshield. rearviewsafety.com
FU polizia
I'll bet you could defeat this with a little elbow grease and dish soap.
Good fucking luck.
I'm betting that this thing can be defeated in about 5 minutes.
As if, booting a car doesn't prevent people from trying to drive it and the barnacle is only going to get people killed because
>at least my car won't get fucked up if I try to drive
Banned in a year and that's being generous
Did you even read his?
"No"
I already carry bolt cutters for wheel locks, looks like a plastic pry bar might get this off too
Drive to the police station with your head out the window. Park outside. Wear backpack into station. Pull AK-47 and waste police pigs for Allah.
so niggers are gonna start stealing these and barnacling peoples cars right?
Just stick your head out the window when driving. EZ
they just keep finding ways to fuck drivers over
you probably have to punch the code in to un-suction and re-suction it again
>drive with head out window forever
How about this
>have Jeep Wrangler
>get barnacle on windshield
>remove windshield while leaving barnacle on
>???
>profit
I'm just taking a wild guess here but what would happen if you hooked jumper cables from your battery to the controls of this this?
doesn't mean they won't just buy their own and start running a false flag operation
you act like i wont put my freedum pellets inside a cops head.
FUCK DA POLICE
>im white
this is fucking stupid
hang my head out the window ace ventura style before he became a limp dick cuck
>niggers
>buying anything
>the creator
If I got mine off i'd probably take a trip around the world with it like it's a traveling gnome and send photos of it at Machu Piccu and shit
That's the point, just to end all car ownership in cities and create a subservient race of slaves for the Jews to rule over.
International Police notified.
Depending on your skin color, you'll get either a twenty five year sentence or a free axe.
Genius
Goodnight, sides.
HOA's are fucking cancer, theyre run by the same soccer moms who vote Hillary.
This. If anyone comes to complain about it I'll put them over the bridge I threw their shitty device off of.
This or a sharpened flat metal stick
because there are hundreds of thousands of possible combinations
I guarantee you there's some sort of code to override them, like 00001 opens most gates.
>implying they won't just nig out and rob someone in the first place
>rob someone and get initial $500 startup money
>spend that to get your own barnacle
>slap it on someone's car (regardless of if it's legally parked or not) and charge $250 to unlock
>have some sketchy dropoff location so they never even see your nigger face
>you're up $500 after just 2 runs
even if they did buy one in the first place it only takes a few more scams to be raking in the cash
Well done, lads
>2018, New York City
>A car sits abandoned in an underpass back-alley, resting on cinder blocks, covered bumper to bumper in barnacles
>Pop hood
>Grab your jumper cables
>Hook them up to your battery
>Hook the positive to one of the rivets covering the vacuum pump on the far side
>Touch the negative to the keypad
>The electricity flows through vacuum pumps housing to the keypad frying all the thin wiring in between
>Pay fine
>They can't remove the barnacle anymore
>Play dumb like you have no idea why it's broken
>They'd have to prove you damaged it anyways
>They have to remove your windshield to get it off
>Sue the shit out of them
Fuck this guy and his tiny balls
Problem is they come from the factory with a default code that is normally never changed.
This has happened with boots in the US.
>apply thin plastic film to windshield
>police barnacle your car
>pull plastic film off, and barnacle with it
>toss barnacle in the trunk and drive home
>looking back
can you even into America?
>get shot
It's probably got a timer so you have to wait in between failed attempts
Why are there so many bootlickers on Cred Forums?
If you park in a handicap spot, fire lane, or double park then you are an asshole that deserves this, but parking fine have gotten out of hand.
6 people were ticked on my 25mph street for going 30. I feel bad for you anons who live in places with parking meters.
also
>Hey you paid for that road with your tax money?
>THEN WE CAN MAKE ANY LAW WE WANT! FUCK YOU DRIVING AINT A RIGHT
>probably using it for kinky sex stuf
kek
What the fuck is this shit??? What if a family members is having a medical emergency or you're going to be late for an appointment when you discover your car has this hideous orange tumor on it? If I ever got hit with this I'd drill a hole in my windshield to break the suction then chuck it into the nearest river.
Alright then, fine collector or whatever they're called in the US.
Also I hope you people understand that those cunts will most certainly associate your license plate with the device, and will automatically know who you are.
>XD
It truly is a shitposter's vehicle.
legal? no i'm sorry. I can't be held accountable to what happens to the shit you leave on my property.
clean up after yourself or face the conesquences.
Looks like a huge waste of time and money
Sounds hackable.
That is a DoD sticker on the vehicle....interesting
>911911
this is the best solution
All I got is time... After I Jim Carrey that shit home.
>user carrying his 130lb Barnacle™ undershoulder
>some nigger actually wants the 130lb Barnacle™ burden
>Gubmint throws him in auschwitz because the Barnacle™ was found at some crackhouse
underrated post
>park in the wrong spot on purpose
>get (((barnacled)))
>go in car
>break windshield with safety hammer
>act like you dindu nuffin and pressure must have sprung a crack in your windshield
>sue (((Barnacle))) company for damages
the word you are looking for is tear-offs, and they make them fore racecars
I would ask the barnacle, "AM I BEING DETAINED?" Works erry time
Surely if you drive away your not accountable for it being on your windscreen if your stopped just let the cops know some company put it on and they are holding you to ransom. Its a civil matter caused by the Company and not the Driver . I could live with this haha
>>The Barnacle 0
>>Mankind 1
>smash your own Wind shield
>get in car
>rolled around in glass
>THAT MOTHER FUCKING THING ALMOST KILLED ME!
>sue
What would you do if you came home to find your wife BARNACLED Cred Forums?
bruteforce the code
what now faggots
>Not using an ATtiny85 to brute force it in seconds
I also get the feeling you could use some soapy water, or something with very low surface tension to release the suction cups.
Or just open it up. Sure, it might have "security" screws or bolts, but you can buy bits to remove them anywhere.
How will this work in the Negro Community ?
Exhibit A:
A negro with her car booted.
If the ticket costs more than a new windshield whats to stop someone from just bashing it out or removing the windshield itself?
>They then have 24 hours in which to return it to a drop-off location.
Obvious problem is obvious....
Probably thought up by a metrosexual.
>mexican intellectuals
they'll get sued as soon as someone attempts to drive away with the thing still on, and hits someone else
and they'll lose
I take that shit off or destroy it.
fucking cuck
>You people act like they don't record your license plate when they do this.
These are done by private toll collectors. They have no legal standing whatsoever.
Fuck their shit and mail it back to them in pieces.
how will they know it was you who removed it?
coulda been anyone, wassamattawifyou
He should've said they could come get the boot for $250 cash like the towing/booting companies
kek
You can't barnacle a barnacle
>mexican intellectuals
Found him, guys
Literally all you would have to do is carry a bit of steel wire in your car. When you park just string it across your windshield and through the door seals then tie hook it on to the grab handles inside your car. They couldn't apply it because you can't seal ut to the windshield. Checkmate atheists.
this can't be real
>captcha: select all beards
Do you think they put this through market response groups at all? That looks easy as fuck to destroy/override/fuck up and make it look like "It was like that when I got it"..
dremel in your graffiti swastikas and dicks so they cant remove it.
Big ol I HATE NIGGERS etched in plastic will mean they cant use it anymore.
They'll drive with their head out the window
Drill with 0.5mm bit.
Thank me later.
drill some holes in it to break the suction
So does this thing only fit onto SUVs ?
Its about covered the entire window here , would it adhere to anything smaller?
...
No wall will keep this Juan out
Fuck the barnacle
Says who
It looks like it would, but I'd be curious if it would even adhere to my car.
The windshield is extremely curved, I can't even find wiper blades that work right.
Literally no one in this thread said this thing is a good idea. Perhaps killing yourself would solve whatever issues you have.
you can stay
>American industriousness
>what is a GPS jammer
I thought you spics were supposed to be good at stealing shit.
>barnacle
>made by a faggot
makes sense
Presumably they get some of the fine back when they do.
WE PANZERS NOW
Im sure there are a million little devices that fuck with sensitive electronics.
>I have a facial treatment machine that you have to keep away from cell phones, smart watches etc, and lights up fluorescent lights when you bring it within like 8"
>how will they know it was you who removed it?
You think that they will give a shit, unless you can prove that your car got stolen and it was who stole it that remove it?
Good, see , and prepare your anal lube. Given the purpose of those things you can be rest assured that they will take every precaution for making sure that they will know not only that you removed it, but also when and where. And it wouldn't even be THAT expensive for them to do so - considering how cheap GPS trackers and accelerometers are.
Yeah they must run at a cost like most start up business. Could just leave the car for 24 hours let them come and take it off.
Get a rip off panel that they use on racing cars. For the cost of a parking ticket you can probably get a bunch of them. Just peel a layer off when that thing is attached, drop on the sidewalk, and drive away.
>Should the drivers try removing the Barnacle, a built-in alarm will sound
I'm sure that deter just about anyone.
through the windshield?
Considering nobody actually pays attention to car alarms.
And I'm sure that the people that make those aren't as dumb as you think they are. Making so that the device sends its position to whoever owns it at regular intervals would be an incredibly trivial thing to do. Making so that it sends its position as soon as you start fiddling with it would be as easy. And even if you do remove it it wouldn't matter jackshit as they know who you are and where you live.
Underated
>They then have 24 hours in which to return it to a drop-off location.
or what ?
Fuck that, come get your shitty plastic.
Not if you have stolen plates on your car Jaun.
>and lights up fluorescent lights when you bring it within like 8"
Jesus, and you put that on your face? That is a lot of power.
you could just drill a tiny hole underneath each suction cup, from the inside of the car
This.
So many retards in this thread would just end up with the city fucking them over even worse.
You gotta be subtle.
Or be like me and destroy twice the price of your ticket worth of unrelated city property
>put removable film on windshield
>remove barnacle and sell it
easy $200
you can make a shitty but usable EMP for like twenty bucks & a soldering iron
Letting people take it off themselves means it will be stolen. Also parking enforcement is mostly extortion and degenerate. Send letter bombs to your local parking enforcement today
Fucking hilarious.
I read the whole thing, and enjoyed. Thanks user
or better yet you can put a large chip on your car windshield, get barnacled and sue them when their hideous orange plunger breaks your windshield into a million pieces
>what is a GPS jammer
See , mister 40%.
What part of my post did you not understand? Disrupting the GPS would be an admission of guilt and would cost you a lot more than the fine.
This.
What if they barnacle the back window so you have two barnacles.
>So a crime is a crime now?
Learn the rules hippie
A windshield is like $100
How much is a parking ticket?
I prefer it to boots
What is the question here?
Lesson for the government: Never try to out-asshole the people.
Ever seen ace Ventura pet detective
>mexican intellectual
>from the inside of the car
why, who gives a fuck about the alarm, just drill a hole right into the barnacle. Than smash alarm and take it with you.
Good point.
>Remove windshield
>Replace it
>Return their barnacle still attached to your old windshield and covered in dicks and swastikas that some hoodlum must have drawn
This ended up being an unexpectedly hilarious thread
They can't prove you disrupted the GPS, and the GPS can't send a signal if it is jammed, you fool.
So what's to stop people from using this as IRL ransomware? Have people done that with the tire boots you big city faggots have to deal with?
That kind of evidence wont work in America buddy. Innocent until proven guilty and circumstantial evidence will not be allowed in court.
break it and blame it on black people if someone bitches at me
Good luck with that if tyrone has a sunroof - google periscope.
>What makes you think that shit doesn't have a GPS tracking device in it.
Yeah. They tried this in South Africa with some traffic control equipment. GPS tracker plus a cellular link (have to get the GPS location back to HQ). So the thieves would steal the equipment, pop the cellular SIM cards out and run up huge phone bills before the account could be closed.
>buy a small car
>park up
>put pic related on windscreen
>barnacle guys think you have been barnacled already
>come back from wherever
>drive home
>have a bit of ds gaming on the way home also
win
heh, he thinks I need to see when I drive.
What magic will allow them to differentiate between a normal dead battery and a emp destroyed battery?
how would that even work
>get barnacled
>contact police about getting the fucking thing off
>we have no record of this barnacling sir
>destroy barnacle
>scammers plot foiled
>now they have no barnacle and no money
>Ninth Amendment
>Chicago Motor Coach v. Chicago
>Thompson v. Smith
>They can't prove you disrupted the GPS
They won't care about that, not even a bit.
>the GPS can't send a signal if it is jammed, you fool.
And that's how they would infer that you fucked with it since it didn't send its periodic positon report. Please tell you're pretending to be retarded.
The same magic that allows you to know that your phone's battery level.
I believe that would make you a Barnackold™
>actual Mexican Intellectual
Well played.
Just tell them some barnacle fetishist paid the fine and took it with him while you weren't even around.
Sneaky Mexicans... This is why the wall won't work.
All the other bullshit aside, how can they force you to return it though? Just leave it on the side of the road.
Easy.. go to window fitter supply store, buy suction cup, drill hole near release lever to take padlock, apply suction cup to center of windshield, lock release lever. stops them putting on the barnacle and if they cut your lock to remove your cup it's vandalisim ...
Thank you. Didnt know what this was called. Only knew it existed. I noticed all the new cameras along the highway...
Used suction cups for sale cheap. Possibly scale skyscraper with these.
Place cellophane wrap on your windshield after parking. If you are barnacled then just remove cellophane. If the barnaclers remove the cellophane you can sue them/have them arrested for destruction of property. It doesn't matter if the cellophane used is only worth a couple of cents, your property have been damaged and they are liable for it.
>Get one of these
>No excuse to drink and drive now
angle grinder with cutting wheel to get through the plastic then just peel the suction cups off and throw this stupid piece of shit in the trash. Literally anyone who has picked up a hammer can do this
"so what did you guys spend all last years parking fines on?"
"youre gonna love this, we spent it all on giant windshield blinds to fuck with all the people that pay parking fines."
i hate my neighbor, so could i get one of these and place on her front door and hopefully she wont get out. (french doors)
thats amazing.
If there is no proof I did it, then I can't be held liable. It's really that simple. It might be different in Italy m8.
>They then have 24 hours in which to return it to a drop-off location.
You can't be forced to do this right?
nah the lawsuit itself would be worth more than just paying the fine.
>Run a stun gun all over it.
>"Gee, I have no idea what happened to it. It just broke"
Dunno about 'Murrican laws, but regarding clamps or any sort of things attached by a third party to your car for violating parking rules may be removed by the car owner as long as you don't damage the apparatus. The only time you will get into any sort of trouble is when the law enforcement does it to your vehicle, which they don't.
Meaning if you can lock-pick a clamp or take that retarded "barnacle" off easily, you don't have to do jack shit.
>receive letter in the mail demanding parking fine and payment for a replacement barnacle (plus tip) be paid
>You can't be forced to do this right?
I doubt it, unless they're going to pay me to bring it back to them, fuck them.
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didn't kramer do this on seinfeld? with a boot?
everybody carries and angle grinder in the trunk. this is the best option so far.
>be an asshole
>buy a barnacle replica on eBay
>drive around
>park wherever the fuck I want
>disabled parking
>park all day in 5 minute spots
>park in loading zones
>deploy barnacle on my own windshield
>don't pay for any parking
>return to car
>remove barnacle
this is a good thread, lots of quality posts
Do it series killer style
>Hello sir, yo have 24 hours to return the Barnacle™ to our drop off location, which is either in the ass end of town or in the middle of fucking traffic
>Oh, you'll get your shit back. One by one
>click
>send it back to them in pieces
>mail each part piece by piece with a note or riddle of what piece you'll send back next
>Mfw become the Barnacle™ killer
Sounds like something Britain would invent
just drive like ace ventura
>The only time you will get into any sort of trouble is when the law enforcement does it to your vehicle, which they don't.
Victorian Sheriffs (Australia) put wheel clamps on cars
I applied but according to their online testing I was too dumb for the job
Feels bad man
What about if a nigger steals the barnacle that was attached to your windshield?
No shit. But put down the machete and think for a minute Mexico. What good is GPS here? It only tells you it was where you last left it. Doesn't tell you who is messing with it or how it came off. Pretty worthless information.
Whats stopping you from drilling a hole on the other side of the glass?
Once the suction is gone it should just fall off?
I stick another barnacle on top of the barnacle.
Actually you do have full rights to drive on public roads for transportation.
Technically drivers licenses are only needed for using a vehicle on government roads for commercial purposes and and private usage doesn't apply.
Not that this isn't constantly violated 100% around th nation but that doesn't make it any less unconstitutional as the NFA
>respond by printing off and mailing this in
If you live somewhere that this could ever happen, it's time to move.
What kind of car is that?
thats why we have archives boys
look at those pics!
> KICK WINDSHIELD OUT
Problem le solved!
It was pretty dumb on their part to not have anti tampering devices. For example here unmanned speed detectors have cameras pointed at them and the surroundings.
It works the same everywhere else in the civilized world I think, and you wouldn't bring it to court as it would cost you more than just paying the fine.
>If there is no proof I did it, then I can't be held liable
You don't have CCTV in the US?
It's some mil-spec G-wagon
How does this affect Bicycles & Motorcycles?
>2016
>not being aware of the famous invention in 1846 of 'Sir Henry Barnaclaton's Patent Breeze-Sheld Obscuration Device'
Why not just apply an external UV strip and remove it alongside the barnacle later
step one kick out windshield
step two drive home
step 3 call my insurance agent and tell him about those damn kid breaking my windshield
i only own and ride a motorcycle, it only rains 3 times a year in Southern california, has no use to me
drive in reverse duh..
First smart mexican I've ever seen
It is different in Italy. They don't care about proof. Just look at the Amanda Knox trial for an example.
ez, install a thin transparent plastic sheet over your windshield
They're putting it on your car for something that is civil, not criminal.
Oh, and I know how to get boots off of cars. I bet I could get one of these things off. I'd just leave it blaring in the parking lot.
You could probably defeat this thing with a water hose, lawn chair and a can of beer.
You wouldn't download a barnacle.
>You don't have CCTV in the US?
Not to the extent it sounds like you do. Gas stations typically have them to catch people trying to steal gas, the inside of stores, sometimes on the outside. That's about it.
>tfw being good at lockpicking
>jew York
Now why am I not surprised
I think it's funny how everyone on Cred Forums suddenly becomes a libertarian when they see gay shit like this.
Or at least they show their libertarian side
Best post ITT
In combination with an accelerometer it tells you exactly when it was tampered with and gives you a solid grasp on how it was removed. It there is CCTV you also get how it was removed and presumably also who removed it.
Sound like the company that owns the Barnacles have a good investment to make then.
that will make it worse
What car do you have?
I owned a 72 bug the blades where funny. Both 10" long. Tiny little fucks. Surprisingly autozone had one set on the rack.
Jokes on you
>90s car
>outside window tint
LELELEL
SO le edgy XD fuck da law!
Ever turned off your car while it's raining and forget to turn the wipers off? Ever jumped back in the car the day after when it's dry, turn the keys and you shit yourself when you hear the unexpected noise of dry rubber sliding across your windscreen?
Just park like that. Nowhere for the cups to suck because the wipers are in the way.
>an accelerometer
You still have no clue of the direction. So you have to look in a radius of, say, at the speed limit and provided you can act within an hour, of 50km.
You would have to search a radius of 50 fucking km in all directions.
Yeah, no one is going to do that.
>CCTV
Outside of London, there is CCTV almost nowhere. Especially not on roads and parking lots. Expensive stores and banks, thats about it.
I can let you guys rest at night though lol.
Seriously.
They would never because of the idiot crowd. Yes I'm talking about idiots. Took me a bit to figure a way around this bullshit but it was the idiots.
Idiot. Drives car STILL. Crashes, sues. EtcEtcEtc....wait an idiot may still drive with a boot even though...fucking christ idiots are invincible
1978 Saab 99 and a 1986 Saab 900. Pic related is either a 900 or a 99 windshield.
This, wipers would completely ruin this retarded idea.
And now you have two holes in your windshield.
They could just fold them up though.
The whole point of the fucking thing is to try to get you to >pay debts.
The worst they could do if you break it is to add more debts to your debts, which you weren't paying anyway, so you wouldn't give a shit.
Every time they try to make something idiot proof, somebody invents a better idiot.
>In combination with an accelerometer
Isnt gong to tell you shit but how hard I chucked the bitch after I got it off the window.. How is an accelerometer going to tell the difference between a drill, an angle grinder, the cellophane wrap, the beer can/water bottle, Dawn dish soap, the string guys proposal, the battery jumper cables, and whatever else Cred Forums has come up with?
Accelerometer... PastaNigger get the fuck out of here
>You don't have CCTV in the US?
CCTV works to cover fixed equipment. I doubt they will set up a camera to cover their stinking Barnacle.
Just pull the wipers away from the window.
>You still have no clue of the direction
Oh please from the moment the accelerometer registers a force greater than a certain value you can make so that the GPS starts continuously broadcasting.
>Outside of London, there is CCTV almost nowhere
As I already said, adding CCTV for making so that you have irrefutable proofs that you tampered with the Barnacle would be a really solid investment.
Should be easy enough to sneak a long needle or shim in there and break the seal
>Or be like me and destroy twice the price of your ticket worth of unrelated city property
>city increases taxes to fix property
Yeah gr8 stuff m8
You can idiot proof anything all you want...
Nature always builds a better idiot
>An alarm will go off.
OK. And? Just drive away from it. Alarm problem solved.
>Drop it off at a location
Like on the street after you break the suction.
Problem again solved.
what was wrong with the good ol boot?
I'd pay my fine and then use an ultra powerful magnet to fuck it up before I drop it off.
You're telling me foreclosure and forced seizing of property - including the car - and auctioning it off doesn't exist in the US?
why do you care so much about this
My windscreen has a pretty decent sized crack because I washed my car on a hot day.
This thing is definitely gonna fuck up peoples windscreens.
>you can make so that the GPS starts continuously broadcasting.
The GPS that I jammed/smashed is suddently broadcasting again?
Magical GPS in these things, I guess.
>adding cctv
Would cost more than you could ever make with the fines, and you'd have to convince hundreds of thousands of property owners and businesses to allow you to do that.
Never going to happen.
Poorfag detected
Every once in a while, the Mexicans have a spark of genius, a stroke of brilliance.
But only if it's to break the law.
...are they pretending to be western? fuck its creepy.
