I live in a swing state. My gut feeling is to vote for Trump, but I am also very bad with women and very lonely.
I am offering my vote to whoever has sex with me. If there are any hot Hillary supporters out there reading this, if you fuck me I will vote for Hillary instead of Trump. Nothing crazy. I just want to have sex in the missionary position and cuddle a bit afterwards and feel like someone loves me.
Same goes for any hot Trump girls. I'll vote for Trump and not Hillary if you have sex with me.
Let the games begin.
>inb4 hurrrrr traitor cuck libtard America is fucked no matter who becomes president. I don't care. Let it all burn. I just don't want Western civilization to collapse with me never truly having felt loved.
ill fuck your ass and send you home cryin, after i make u vote trump of course.
Brody Barnes
>being this cucked
Ryan Long
Learn this dance and you can bed any Russian chick you want
Jayden Williams
It's not just about fucking. I'm not a virgin. I've had girlfriends in the past. But all of them ended up leaving me, two of them cheated on me. I've never felt loved in my entire life. That's why I just want to have sex and for the girl to pretend like she loves me afterwards. Because all of my relationships ended with the girl telling me she doesn't love me anymore, or in one case that she never did, and it always hurts me.
Anyways, still waiting for any takers. If I don't get any I think I'll probably just kill myself after the election is over.
Thomas Johnson
Seriously? Is it proven to work?
Camden Torres
You sure about that? I distinctly remember a while back some Bernie-supporting college whores were offering to fuck people over Tinder if they voted for Bernie or donated to his campaign. I should have hopped on that when I had the chance but I didn't. Won't make that mistake again.
Robert Thompson
CRINGE THREAD?
Lincoln Collins
Or, you could just kill yourself for being a pathetic human. Ok?
Colton Ward
is your life really that bad? If you wanna take the smith and wesson retirement plan that's fine but at least think about it.
Julian Bailey
>pathetic human Kek. Okay Sven, might want to take a look in the mirror. Or out the window at your cucked country. I am thinking about it. The solution is to trick myself into thinking someone loves me even for a night.
James Sanders
hey don't throw stones man
we still have to exterminate the brown people before we can call anyone else cucked
Michael Morgan
Kek'd. Claiming us to be cucks when you sit here and posts a cringe thread like this..
Dominic Anderson
>average_undecided_voter.inf
Grayson Gray
What are prostitutes >inb4 illegal just go to Nevada, Mexico, or Canada and keep your self respect. Or better yet get an escort so they actually have to spend time with you before they fuck and you can imagine someone wants to be around you. >Protip: prostitutes are better actors than shills, so tip them extra and ask them to cuddle with you afterwards and pretend they care about you.
Nathaniel Allen
No ones ever gonna love you in some magically healing way, people will always disappoint you - happiness will only ever come from with in not from another person.
But if you're gonna kill yourself do it in a comical way please.
Big bird jumps off a building.
Nicholas Perez
I'll fuck you in the ass for free
Julian Foster
100% fail proof my friend, they say you can't bed a chick merely by dancing but they haven't learned such moves friend
Anthony Edwards
Don't wait. Go kill yourself NOW.
Ethan Cruz
I was thinking of just putting a plastic bag over my head and filling it with some kind of noxious gas, and then leaving a note that just says "when the Zyklon B hits you hard"
Jaxson Collins
>If there are any hot Hillary supporters There aren't any. Also, you should fuck an ugly Hillary supporter, and just say you're voting for Hillary and vote for Trump instead.
Liam Campbell
Couldn't you just promise them to vote for Hill and then get to the ballot and vote Trump
Zachary Wright
Why not just tell David Brock that you're planning to vote for Trump and that you're the thought leader of the alt-right and the hacker known as Cred Forums.
Andrew Parker
if you "pay" for it you're not gonna believe it anyway, join the army, exercise should help with your depression and good thing is they will force you to do it so you don't have to force yourself, you become alpha and find some girl and if not you can always kill yourself and if you do it right you even become a hero, what's not to love?
Camden Powell
Too old to join the military. And they wouldn't take me anyways, I tried already. I have a really bad knee from a sports accident in high school and only have one testicle because of testicular cancer. Both of these disqualify me. Learning of that was the first time I contemplated suicide but it certainly wasn't the last. Huh. I suppose I could just do that.