Kek wills a happening in the United States soon

Kek wills a happening in the United States soon.

Kek em.

OP will get hit by a truck and die.

no, you will.

You both will die.

Digits and a building gets bombed.

maybe an economic collapse or some race baiting false flag event as they are pushing hard to divide and conquer.

Martial Law
FEMA Camps
Cancelled election
2016

Check em

kek

kek

Trump is president for 16 years

You don't simply demand for Kek to make something come true. He works smarter than that. Don't abuse His presence.

...

Nothing will happen.


Except maybe George Soros dies of old age

ISIS will strike tomorrow if singles.

OP will get raped and then a plague will ravage the dindus of the deep south and west coast

JUST

Nothing will happen, you tards..

>tfw can't even get singles right

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EST Bldng.

Shadilay is near.

This needs to happen

kill someone

praise kek

Exchange heard outside my window just now:
>*gunshot*
>*car accelerating by*
>some black girl: YO MOMMA, BITCH! YO MOMMA! FUCKING TERRORIST!
It's happening.

hillary dies eventually

everybody here died yesterday

^Kek Em

>Soros Dying

PRAISE KEK!

Your meme magic is weak.

Gets don't make your wishes come true

Gets reveal Kek's will, or his agreement to a statement.

The grander the get, the higher on Kek's list of priorties the subject in question.

Of course, one must keep in mind that Kek frequently grants gets to heretics and infidels as a way of trolling his followers and weeding out the half hearted from the faithful

Czech them.

FUCKING SHIT CAPTCHA ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING BILLBOARDS ALREADY. GO BACK TO FOOD YOU ELECTRONIC NIGGER

>off by one

Well shit.

I don't think this thread has Kek's blessing.
OP must have sinned

faggot

>936936
That would explain the timeline jump.

>calls me a faggot
>uses a tripcode

0/10
you don't even get points for making me reply

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Nazi Insurgency arises in Europe within the next ~1 year.

Kek is trolling his believers. He set up Trump to be valid only to set him to fail, he backed happenings only in confirmation bias. The lord of chaos wants to see you broken along with everyone else.

BLM rioters attempt to chimp out in a primarily white suburb, get shot.

This. Do you assholes understand that this is not a genie from a magic lamp? Kek is not here to fulfill your wishes. It's here to do what it wants. And what it wants is chaos. It is obscurity and the unknown, THE LULZ personified. The Ancient Egyptians worshipped it because they were AFRAID of the unknown, and thought by worshipping it they could gain some measure of safety or insurance against it.

You wanna unleash this thing to work chaos in the world, that's one thing. But you idiots are just calling on this thing like it's a dog or something, when it's an elemental force beyond your comprehension. You're seriously risking pissing it off and having it turn on you at this rate.

It has already been predicted as a baseless thing to watch for that something will happen October Fourth. The explosions and shootings that have been happening almost every day are actually ISIS cells activating, but are being covered up for the moment as gas leaks and completely random sudden gasoline shortages.

Nope. That won't happen. You're just an idiot.

Soros dies in an accident involving an oven

He may of escape the Nazi ovens as a kid but they will catch up with him eventually

It shall be done.

WIT-

NESSED