Official Pre-Market Crisis Thread: MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT EDITION

IT'S STARTING, GUYS

FASTEN YOUR SETBELTS!

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Link it please.

I gotta see this.

LET THE WORLD BURN

OH FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Everything is fine.

>DAX set to open lower
sgxniftydowfutureslive.com/index_files/DOWFUTURES.htm
>also last chance to shitpost china before the happening
quotes.money.163.com/0000001.html

dis gon be gud

youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>mfw hundreds of thousands of desperate, starving frauleins swarm our shores

are you ready?

twitter.com/C_Barraud/status/781740121590730752

~8 drinks deep waiting to watch DB on marketwatch because I have no life shadilay keek

IT'S OGRE

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Kill me, Pete

I thought we knew about this hours ago. DB went down to €10.08 a share.

>DAK
>It will happen when the weather cools
everything is happening as Kek ordained

This

Checked

What did they mean by this ?????????

KEKFIRMED

Kek if DB fails the normies wont have lives either

What is the link to see db futures please!

if any Redpilled German girls want to escape deutchlandistan I'll willingly accept them.

yep

Look at this, it's happening!

>Media will somehow blame Trump for this

So what happens if DB goes under? What is going to happen, not what Cred Forums wishes would happen.

THIS POST WILL END IN 1 2 3 5 6 7 8 9

>When a Rothschild and a Soros are betting against you but you're all like

you only had to listen

I am finance illiterate. Realistically how happening is it?

Anybody knows why the fuck is the EUR/USD stable while the EUR/JPY is lower?

Has the USD lost it's safety status or the JPY is moving for a reason that is completly other than the Deutsche Bank right now?

That was yesterdays close. It is 6.8 percent down from that already.

Why exactly is DB failing? Just fiat money and nobody to lend to because economy is shit?

You gonna have this thread every night for the rest of your life?

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Everything is fine.

Ich wurde mit diese Frauen mein Bratwurst kochen.

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Remember Lehman in '08? Worse.

welp boys kek did it

not very high

ITS TIME TO PROSTITUTE YOURSELF SENPAI

Kill me, Peats.

Some quality lashings there. Must have some eagle scouts on the payroll

dubs call for the end of the world

In 2008 when Lehman brothers failed they had $1 TRILLION dollars less in assets.

TONIGHTS THE NIGHT FRIEND
DB WILL CRASH AND THE WORLD WILL END
WE ARE TINY WE ARE ALL SPECKS
BOW NOW BEFORE THE MIGHT OF LORD KEK

I mean it's not
But okay

ideally other EU banks have been trying to insulate themselves from this, and in the off chance DB completely collapses everyone will be doing their best to try and contain it. the DB situation has been known to be toxic for long enough to prepare.

Deutsche Bank?
lol Nothings going to happen, you silly willies.
There is no happening here today.
Move along you silly gooses.
You guys are so silly. hehe

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Brah it's seriously happening this time.
The market opens shortly and there is no one that can save this German bank
It's 2008 all over again

True, looks like I've been preparing for this. Honestly as long as the internet stays up I'll be content through any happening

TANK IN 30 MINUTES

thanks Kek

I believe in you and I pray to you.

Make Germany pay.

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Silly goyim.

How will this affect someone in the US who's bank doesn't have any connection to the DB at all?

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NUGERMANY WILL BE FINE

Checked

FUUUUUUGGGGGG

So that's about $0.60 and will open under $9

fuck that shit, that's the happening we all wanted

nice thx. I will get the popcorn ready now

._.

We have a winner!

Well shit

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i am disappoint

nice

30 MINUTES UNTIL THE END OF TIME AS WE KNOW IT

IT WAS A PLEASURE SHITPOSTING WITH YOU FAGGOTS

SHADILAY

I HAVE £800 IN A BUILDING SOCIETY WILL I BE OKAY?

WIEMAR REPUBLIC 2.0

WE'RE WAITING FOR YOU HITLER 2.0!

All banks connect. Do you realize they lend off one another?

>tfw woke up at 6 am today to do some meaningless shit for my wageslave job
>in frankfurt
>tired, stressed and depressed
>i fucking hate germany

grabbing a coffee, squashing my ass on the office chair and cranking up some vivaldi. channeling my comfy power level to help the market crash.

It will affect you by ushering in a global economic collapse. The world around you will crumble. Pray for salvation now.

Im going to shower, get something to eat, and check back before bed. See you on the other side anons.

>implying they wont be bringing ahmed and muhammad with them

A fitting song for the end of the world.

;_;7

Is it 1923 again? banks failing? Time for a 4th reich!

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

do you remember 08? the world collapsed even though they weren't in American mortgages.

witnessed, dubs have confirmed it

Kill me, Pete.

Why you do this tho

So nothing?

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THREAD THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=Jq-e8DWtzvE

>google is the same as pre opening

whut

WEW LAD.

Gettin real comfy over here

i dunno it gapped way up yesterday's opening, who knows what theyre going to do to prop it up

nothing is going to happen you faggots

this time last year plus the preceding and following months had the same threads daily and NOTHING happened then either.

Glocal economy is interconnected. Both DB and CS are looking bad right now. This will effect the US no doubt

Just checking if anyone also checked the ID

I just watched this movie a couple days ago and laughed my ass right off my body when I saw and finally recognized this.

Google finance has a 10 minute delay on it.
Don't use it.

IM NUCLEARRRRRRR

IM WILDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>Make Germany pay
AS LONG AS THEY HAVE THE HOLOCAUST CHEQUES COVERED, THIS COULD BE ANNUDA SHOAH

If nothing happens everyone will just forget until the next one. If something does well...

I HAVE £800 IN A BUILDING SOCIETY WILL I BE OKAY!!!!!???

Am I getting my hopes up

Is it time

Cmon Germany, it is time. Good luck!

How will this impact me as a 19 year old with no debt or money, about to be living alone and about to start working

I am the giver.

Merkel will guide us out of this one lads.

point to the best sauce pls senpai.

when top jew scum like soros and rothschild are hedging their bets against something, there is a good chance that some form of happening is coming

keep faith bro. don't be a fag

The meek shall inherit the earth.

i'm ready to move to my village house and grow potatoes.

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Invest in firearms.

oh wait

Do I still have time to go get some crisps from Lidl?

26 little bigbens

wtf i love DB now

Tick tock, it's time

Do you like domes?
Are you scared of thunder??

my body is ready
we had a good run, boys

;_;7

Yes m8 – your money is backed by the FSCS guarantee up to a maximum of £75,000 per bank/building society

Futures are always unreliable. I remember during the Chinaman crash the DOW always closed the opposite of the opening.

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The same way 2008 affected the Millennials: Permanent unemployment

SOMEONE EXPLAIN THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THIS THREAD AND IF IT COULD RESULT IN HELPING TRUMP!

wtf i hate paying for real time feeds now

why dont i just use google (C) (TM)?

you can never tell until its too late unless you have an inside track, but from what i know from a guy in NY this
is possibly coup de grace in a US vs EU bank conflict. for what purpose I dont know, all I know
is that was what was supposedly going on in the past year or so and now its come to its conclusion a few months back
and this is may be a result

If you make these threads every day, one day you will be right.

Are we only watching the German market and Deutsche Bank or are we watching other indices too?

Trump will absolutely destroy the market. Go Trump go

The Germans are causing the world to suffer again. Fucking get Meckel out of office now!

>Meanwhile in the UK

90% of the time. incumbent party wins if market is up. Challenger wins if down.

Obama's economy crashes
Clinton praising Merkel today

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE FUZZY SPIDERMAGE OF MARKET CRASHES

MARKETS WILL CRASH AND APOCALYPTIC CONSEQUENCES WILL ENTER YOUR REALITY, BUT ONLY IF YOU POST

>SNIB SNAB SPIDERMAGE

>What did they mean by this ?????????

Whew guess I'm buying popcorn from Asda.

>The same way 2008 affected the Millennials: Permanent unemployment

I cant wait to see the fucking sad faces of Gen Z who have been living it up like they're untouchable for the past ten years

Time to join the depression parade children

>it says its real time so it is
Seriously don't trust jewgle.
dwq4do82y8xi7.cloudfront.net/chart/?symbol=CHXEUR:DBKD
Use this one.
More detailed and up to date.

I know that, I mean WILL we get a 2008 style crash in order to seal the deal.

Oh dear god

GUYS, IT IS FUCKING HAPPENING! IT IS IN FREEFALL AS WE SPEAK

Bugles are the bomb.

So, yuropoors will be back to their rightful place beneath us? Thats good, right?

>Christophe Barraud

based quads

nice dubs spidermage
>snib snab

fucking Bugles.. I am still working the trillions of those I ate as a kid off even today.

OH FUGGG I'M NOT PREPARED FOR THIS

Going out for a smoke when I get back this crash better be fucking happening.

youtube.com/watch?v=VbxgYlcNxE8

So between this and the situation with Pakistan and India escalating today as referenced right here:

Is today the beginning of the end?

less than half a big ben bong to go.

based farage approves

4Xs worse

thanks bro.

It was one of scott adams predictions for a trump win

guyz it's time to buy

Soon it will all fall.

its bankers we're talking about, so we're probably all fucked

So WWIII now?

What are we drinking tonight lads?

Have a glass of Jameson with me to get comfy.

get the fuck out efg

How fast will this happen once the market opens?

i want to be awake when it happens ;_;

Snib snab spidermage

Shadilay, UK foresaw this

Im drinking my own cum

The Kali Yuga will finally end and we can all die in peace. Praise kek!

all the more incentive to make them

WHEN?

I NEEDS TO BE SOON.

Snib snab spidermage

>so bored with normal life

>yfw consumer confidence drags right before Xmas boost
>everyone hits the wall in 2017

inb4 nothing happens

>ice

Instantly I think

>ice
>in jameson

I mean, its not top shelf whiskey, but you deserve a swift kick in the dick for that.

Immediately

The beginning of the end was decades ago friend.

This is the beginning of the final phase.

probably wont even happen today, these threads have been going on for a few days if not a week.

Water, eating a chocolate covered donut though.

WITNESS HISTORY BROTHERS, BEFORE YOU TODAY THE WORLD CHANGES.

Fuck you we hyped this shit all day

We are using meme magic to kill DB

GIVE LORD KEK YOUR POWER

WE NEED NUMERICALS TO DESTROY DB AND END CIVILIZATION

Having a moscow mule nightcap before I go on a work trip to Seattle tomorrow. Tell me about your day user

ALL GOOD THINGS

MUST COME

TO AN END

POO IN THE LOO

It's hot here, give me a break.

What do.

God damn I love skydiving so much

almost had my license and jumps but i had to get stupid stomach surgery

Will today be THE day where the EU crashes?

Ironic how it's the Deustch Bank Twin Towers

You fat fuck

I'm watching Bloomberg and they aren't panicking as much as would seem appropriate. It's not happening

>"We're well capitalized"

Anyone else remember that? Literally 48 hours before Lehman exploded.

You're all a bunch of silly willies with your hardons caught in a bind. But I gotta say, it sure is a fun thought thinking about licking up all that cum hehe you silly gooses

reminds me of camporee

The refugees will be used to third world conditions when Germany collapses

canned black pomegranate tea green tea mix here feeling spastic come on lets do this 15 minutes till show time.

No one panicked the day lehman started either
They had full faith in lehman

Economy will crash and Trump will win.

The end

He looks like reporter from generation kill

SNIB SNAB SPIDERMAGE

>why arent people who make a living off market confidence scaring the markets

wtf i hate logic now

What's wrong with all of you? Embrace your mortality. You're all such pussies.

Christ user, how fucked are you planning to get?

Good shit, I've got a bottle of Russian Standard & Southern comfort waiting for me at home. Haven't finished work yet though.

Don't be a little bitch and stand up for yourself, nothing wrong with some rocks in your drink son

Im drinking a giant glass of Kratom before it becomes illegal

Yay

SNIB SNAB SPIDERMAGE

so soros bets a market will fail then he floods the country with rapefugees to ensure it happens?

>(((Bloomberg)))
berg

they already have their shekels out .. why worry? Today they will chuckle as lives are lost

DON'T GO TO DEUTSCHE BANK TOMORROW

I wish I knew what the heck was exactly going on, I am so ignorant, but at least I have my memes.

>Deustch Bank Twin Towers
really makes u think

>the open

snib snab spidermage

The Lord is truly with us

Hipster faggot

kek is with us
praise be unto him

#blessed

Will my Memecoins save me?

(literally own crypto literally named memecoins)

he really wants to kill germans

>tfw I literally just took my money ($123k) out of my stocks today and am liquid cash

Did I do well?

>implying king Obama won't declare martial law

FIFTEEN BINGS

That cup reminds me of the condom full of shit that gets posted on Cred Forums.

You have bad taste in cups. Get 20ounce crystal short cups. Don't have a picture of mine cause I never thought I would need to show it off.

SNIB SNAB SPIDERMAGE

It's happening tonight!

in so many words, yes

>tfw I'm a quadriplegic stuck in hospital for the next five months and I really can't afford the world to go to shit before then

Lehman promised they had collateral and a line of credit. Right up until the fed funds window wouldn't take it. Immediately afterwhich they were DONE. Because a leveraged bank without credit is fucking over.

15 MINUTES TO GO

WHO /BELIEVINGINBRITAIN/ HERE

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IT KEEPS HAPPENING

>Logic
>Cred Forums

SNIB SNAB SPIDERMAGE

Already finished it all sadly

There's a dab of water in it.

You're right. Actually have some whiskey rocks about somewhere.

hurry the fuck up and explode im fighting off some horse tranquilizer tier shit right now

>unironically drinking vodka alone at home

top kek you fucking sperg, hows virginity going

Lol nice dubs, saved.

Kek wills you to try again

Praise, and watch.

i remember you french bro, from earlier

how do you type?

>SNIB SNAB SPIDERMAGE

Some $20 bottle of wine.

I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

Fuck you Cred Forums nothing will happen just like every other time.

I want to watch it all burn but its not happening.

Kek wants it to happen

22

>memecoins
>not pepecoin
>not kekcoin
watchya even doin', boyo?
also, i want shares, because i named the coins.

Slightly confused Britbong here. Can somebody explain to me? From what I gather Germany is shit and their banks are going to fuck shit up.

Still at work (WA Fag), I'm drinking Coffee but will be drinking Jamiesons when I get home!

>letting the beanie jew ruin drinks for you
I pity you
The citric acid in the lime reacts with the copper in the cup yielding copper sulfate, which gives it a unique taste. That's the only reason for the copper mug

FUCK TRUMP, WESTERN CIV SHITS THE BED!!!111, WORLD WAR 3 IS S00n AND WITH IT THE END OF THE WORLD.

CHECK DUBS ABOVE, KEK HAS WILLED IT.

FUCKK

For a skinny guy, he sure does have one fat fucking double chin.

Anyone have a live stream?

Who here getting /comfy/ with their raifu?

You too have nice dubs.
Sometimes I just don't know what to do with all of these digits.

PRAISE KEK, AND NIGEL FARAGE IS THE MESSENGER OF KEK

Can you mix booze and Tylenol 3? In what quantities?

2 glasses of Bacardi Gold and a plate of totinos pizza rolls because it was 2 am.

also

> i c e

SNIB SNAB SPIDERMAGE

Why jmo? It's good but there's better out there for not much more money. At least here there is, idk about the whiskey market in oz

Less than a quarter til, boys. Who's ready?

What percentage chance do you guys give of a serious happening? What are your best/worst case scenarios?

Oh god, my sides.

REEEEEEEEEE

So the end of the world comes in 10 minutes? See you in 15 then.

WHAT THE FUCK!!! WW3 NOW KEK

I'm legit scared I made the worst decision of my life getting a variable interest rate school loan.

>there is no limit to how high the interest can go
>no
>limit
I mean, the current rate is like 4x lower than fixed, but with all this going on I'm fucking scared I'm going to wake up to a fucking 200% interest rate loan.

33 was the age Jesus was when he died. He was resurrected in 3 days.

TWELVE MINUTES LAD

STAYING UP TILL 2 FUCKING AM FOR THIS AND I HAVE TO LEAVE FOR CLASS AT 7 THIS MORNING

Voice to text, but I'm a low c7-c6 quadriplegic so my left hand works partially and I can lift the right one too

alcohol and acetaminophen is like putting your liver through a meat grinder, dont do it. no memes.

all i have is my mossbergstein

3 * 11 = 33
CHEKT

SAME NIGGER

IF WE'RE NOT AT BUMP LIMIT BY 5 TO, SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD ANYWAY

WE DON'T WANT A THREAD JUMP RIGHT WHEN MARKETS OPEN

not with that attitude it won't

200 words or less what's happening?

I'll only wish for happenings after five months and one day then.

Just for you, frenchie

don't worry nobody is going to pull the plug on you..

witnessed

HAPPENING CONFIRED PRAISD LORD KEK

school isn't cool
drop out already
you're never actually going to get a job
focus on more important things
like the memes

I'm skipping class cause I have stayed up to late for this. In all reality I was gonna skip anyways cause BLM all over the ETSU campus cause the dude who wore the gorilla mask.

Is it happening?

>The end
No. The end is that, during the inauguration of Donald Trump, he will shed his skin and reveal that he is actually Hitler, who fled the Führerbunker on April 30, 1945 to go slumber beneath the Arctic ice until the world needed him most.

3 + 1+ 1 = 5

WHAT THE

WESTERN CIV SHITS THE BED
825,355,319,683 DEAD COPS

Deutsche Bank is collapsing. EU is fucked. Global economy is fucked. (Japan and China will probably be OK.)

As do I, she's my splatter babe

10 minutes bois. Praise Kek.

THIS BETTER BE RED IN 10 MINUTES

God bless Jesus our lord and savior

T H E
E N D

Not drinking alone, it's Friday not. GFs cooking while we wait for people to get here.

ill drop 10% instantly, then move around the rest of the day... what people are thinking is going to happen is beyond me

You should write erotic novels.

The world can't end until I get my anniversary edition of spicy wolf.

I need Holo to keep me company as I shoot niggers from the trees.

9 minutes

German bank has been overleveraged since 2008. They didn't really get any better, and infact packed on more debt and exposure.

People are now realizing DB is likely the new Lehman and their "Assets" are functionally worthless. Been in freefall for weeks, and is reaching critical mass....NOW.

Nothing will happen

10 more minutes

do we need a new thread?

BEST

Praise dat frog Kek!

were about to find out. usually time in the market trumps market timing though

NOTHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN YOU FUCKING HAPPENING FAGGOTS. LITERALLY NOTHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN
YOU FUCKS ARE SO FULL OF YOUR OWN SHIT WITH YOUR CONFIRMATION BIAS. FUCK. I CANT WAIT FOR HILLARY TO WIN AND THROW YOUR ASSES INTO FEMA CAMPS WITH ALL YOU OTHER RACIST RIGHT WING NUTS

Does your gf let you make out with her butthole?

I know I should fear this, but something in me wants it to happen.

of course my lordship

wow

The rapture is happening soon

What am I witnessing, am I making a difference by seeing, lord?

braise and praise dem nines

good luck getting anything that is not variable interest nowadays

back in the days my grandad (italian) told me that after the war everybody was giving out massive fixed rate loans.

imagine buying and entire palace in a city centre, only to give back the amount of a monthy wage two years later because of inflation.

>tfw can't even afford my own shitter today

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MAKE A NEW THREAD REEEEEEEEEE

Bloomberg just gave the number 11.48.

ITS HAPPENING

NEW THREAD

It just wouldn't be a /k/ picture without a foot in it.

“Everyone, deep in their hearts, is waiting for the end of the world to come.”

― Haruki Murakami, 1Q84

What did he mean by this?

SNIB SNAB SPIDERMAGE

cheers to all you lads especially the Germans who are gonna get fucked

that looks bad

Kek disagrees. The happening is today.

keep me posted.

I'm here just to watch happening flags get BTFO again.

At that point, just end it all

If I wrote about that I'd end up featured on Jim's channel, along with the inflation fetishists and vore fanatics.

>its hot here!1!!!11!

I bet you drink wine coolers too, faggot.

I thought Aussies knew how to appreciate booze. Turns out you're all college frat fag tier.

Thanks.

Tbh as long as the Swedish company that makes catheters doesn't go under, in five months, I should be able to survive with help from my family and fiancée

It'll suck but I'll manage

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I thought you would heap shit on him for the non Polski woda.

MFW I ran out of Wyborowa at home for my Friday night comfy drinks.

They say, "Nothing will happen, go to sleep." They pray you lose interest while they fight to find any way they can stop this from happening. All we have to do is WITNESS.

praise be unto him
beloved god of all things chaotic
lead us in the darkness as if by light

>he floods

I believe that was Merkel

It's good mate, you?

heh it's my flatmates and he's on the mines for 2 weeks so i'll just drink that and replace it before he gets home.

Normally I prefer Glenmorangie or Tullamore Dew.

SNIB SNAB SPIDERMAGE

What in hell fuck is going on in this thread

>dubs galore

Ehh fuck him. You ever try mixing it with mountain dew? That shit was originally made to be a mixer with whiskey. Not bad

Also I'm actually drinking an aussie ginger beer. Bundaberg I think it's called

When you can't barrage the Farage

youtube.com/watch?v=S2Ur-FosFvo

RIP in peace germanbros

tanx mateeey

It's not happening

youtube.com/watch?v=3u1EduLH7L8

I'm hoping everything goes to shit, but I'm sceptical

OPENING BELL. DOWN HUGE. TURN ON CNN

aw yeah. we call it Bundy. It's NTB as far as rums go.

***77***

77****
***77***

777
*7*

post caps

HOLY SHIT THAT OPEN

Awwww Awww Awww Muh dick

Hail fucking Satan.

Poo in the loo, cunt.

what the fuck. is this good or bad?

Saving my bevs till tomorrow as should all australians desu might smoggo up though

This is actually it...

Its been a pleasure lads

waste

don't look at american stocks, look at the germies stocks
s&p, nasdaq, and the dow are american

false alarm, nothing happening

watching markets =/= happenings
DB lost 70cents in value per share
world kill

where is the cirisis? you said there would be a crisis

JUST

fuuuuuuuuuuck it´s over

ITS HABBEDING

Down 7.5%

Seeing that dog, the happening and the listening to the music, i'm laughing so fucking hard it's not even healthy anymore. Why is reaching the end so funny?

OH FUGG

DELETE THIS

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beautiful bastard

So, what sort of impact will this have on America?

WE SINGLE DIGITS NOW LADS

Happenings on hiatus until monday.

prepare to live like a nigger

aw shit. now ill have to hunt local wildlife to eat. at least niggers starve when the economy collapses.

Meh nothing...just a euro bank

nope.

sept 30 is black friday,

oct 1 is last day of jewish jubilee year.

monday is oct 3 - way past the last date.

so today it is.

Make sure you have a large family like the niggers. I have German heritage and I don't want to see you nu-male faggots die out

Well they invest in multiple banks in the US so they'll probably take a hit too

This