Official Market Collapse Thread: IT'S HAPPENING EDITION

Hillary will never have gets like Trump

China will introduce their gold backed world currency as soon as DB falls.
Petro dollar is fin.

Fuck you

youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

THREAD THEME

wus happening?

can I get a tl;dr?

Awooooo~

Dubs = Death

Germany dammit. Just stop it already.

NOTHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN YOU FUCKING HAPPENING FAGGOTS. LITERALLY NOTHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN
YOU FUCKS ARE SO FULL OF YOUR OWN SHIT WITH YOUR CONFIRMATION BIAS. FUCK. I CANT WAIT FOR HILLARY TO WIN

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Arm your memes, soldiers. This will be a long night.

Chill guys. Nothing's going to come of it, just like the thousand other happening threads where nothing happens.

1 NOTHING WRONG WITH NUGERMANY
2 NOTHING WRONG WITH NUGERMANY
3 NOTHING WRONG WITH NUGERMANY

My familys trusts own tens of millions in offshore property - should I be worried or not?

>inb4 shit show

Fuggg

>trips
Fuck.

Every time we score digits, the power of KEK grows stronger.

You know what we should do?
We should make a trending hashtag so this news blows up and causes a panic.
It be great.
#DeutscheBankBroke

W E W

SHIT NIGGA

It's time to realize your destiny, Germany. The Reich returns.

No dubs, no death

and trips is Rapture

you and me both, user.
good luck!

sweet MOTHER of GOD

Another link for you cunts
uk.investing.com/equities/deutsche-bank
uk.investing.com/equities/deutsche-bank
uk.investing.com/equities/deutsche-bank

Placing bets it will go up past the 11.000 when it opens up

>babby's first market correction

FUCK THE HECK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fugg

today is the day of Kek's wrath. All the normies shall stand in awe of our God.

today is that day not sure when the imf meeting is though. I warned everyone atleast 2 weeks ago now.

world economy is collapsing

why is it going to crash?

>going up right now

Merkel and (((The Gang))) will bail them, legally or not, they can't afford the collapse of their perfect engineered political situation across EU. Get real.

my body is ready

But what does trips mean?

It has only just begun

jews gon jew

Would still be a happening if that happened.

FIVE MINUTES

What are your guy's best and worst case scenarios?

Today's the dead cat bounce you retards, world ends on monday.

5 minutes

What is worse than Death?

1+ Death.

Oh boy here we go

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

The economy is collapsing and Trump isn't going to win....
Because he's already won

Kek, I grant you all my power to collapse the world into chaos.

The felling of being just woken up, eating my breakfast and hearing that DB is going down is the best feeling I ever felt in the morning . Godspeed anons

FREEZING THE MARKET

WITH NO SURVIVORS

The issue is - twitter trends and official financial reports which gain traction etc are noticed more by fast trading computers.
If you fucked around enough creating enough storm you risk making them more inclined to dump db. Assuming they touched it to begin with.

>mfw I thought I was free but can't buy beer at 2 am

In 4 minutes we will see

Disregard Jewish sentiment, prepare for the opportunity to witness history.

I am not a robot

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>China will introduce their gold backed world currency as soon as DB falls.
>Petro dollar is fin.

Sure people will entrust the currency that's more fickle then their mother's vagina.

Been passing the time doodling a panzer

hey guys i've a few bucks to spare, how do i bet on market?

when a tree is falling, you do not ask "why is it going to hit the ground?"

We are way past the why, we are now on the when it is going to hit the ground.

This is all brexit's fault btw

THIS CITY NOW
WILL FADE AWAY
IT'S CRYING OUT
IT'S MUCH TOO LATE

THEY SET THE FIRE
LET 'EM FAN
THE FLAME

>shit happens
>everybody wants to bail
>too much money out on loan, can't give people their money
>investment bankers start jumping from high places

Going to class right now.

Opening it in 2 hours. Good luck.

Superdeath confirmed

This thread is moving so fas nobody will notice that my dick is out.

All the more reason to crash this union with no survivors

OH YEAH

Trips = Race War

its 3 minutes till show time.

Nothing is going to happen. It never does. I'm always disappointed.

i know, right.
look at all the excitement.
big things are gonna happen.

TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL

move to habbeningcon2 plz
>invoked

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!

channelling my powers

NICE TANK M8

HERE IT COMES!!!

witnessed

it begins!

The D.B has been just about to ,,crash" for a week now, it's not going to happen. Itll be fine

I'll see you frogposters in hell.

REEEE THE FIRE RISES

DIGITS CONFIRM IT'S OGRE

Nice, saved

I FOCUS ON THE PAIN

Praise Kek

Reminder to sit back, grab a drink and enjoy the show.

What is Cred Forumss drink for the happening?

Also having rocks in Jameson is a legitimate way to have it.

Thread Theme
youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

that is one feminine penis.

Too close for it to be a coincidence

B-but im getting all my beer, pepsi and tobacco from germany. I hope you'll recover germany.

wew

IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN

PLAY THIS SHIT, ANONS

youtube.com/watch?v=TcJ-wNmazHQ

I just want to believe.

wait till the damn show starts 2 minutes remaining

>tfw it actually fucking happens

youtu.be/Y8DekFFCE5c?t=44s

black friday.

oct 1 is the last day of the jewish jubilee year.

monday will be 3 sept. way past the date.

wait until you see the volume of gold china has been dredging out of the south china sea.
The controversial islands they are building are a byproduct, distraction, and defense of the gold they found on the seafloor.

If you live in Indiana you also can't buy beer on Sundays

America will stay strong.

Kikes on suicide watch.

lower glacis is wonky

ALL IS WELL

PLEASE IGNORE THIS THREAD

RETURN TO YOUR HOMES AND LOVED ONES

shake yo booties
shake, shake
yah booties

>people will dump db
That's what im hoping will happen
Imma start tweeting about it right now
#DeutscheBankBroke

Where are they gonna get the money for the bailout?

gonna need a confirmation

Better sell your pepes while they're worth something

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/comfy/

Panzer doodling
That sounds lewd

Could you imagine the headlines:

"Cred Forums predicts financial collapse

'Anons' and alt-right nazis way ahead of central bankers and economists"

dubs = trading will be halted immediately after open.

Nuclear war is upon us. Get ready. We are all going to die

>3 sept
i meant oct 3, sorry.

youtube.com/watch?v=QA8W3y5Sk18

ARE YOU READY
READY
READY
READY
FOR A MARKET CRASH?

Looks breddy gud m8. You do many military drawings? I used to doodle ww2 aircraft when I was a kid

sauce?

I KNOW THAT YOU STUPID FAGGOT

It is a big debt

YES BRETHREN. SUMMON THE HAPPENING. KEK ACTS THROUGH US ALL

No happening.

OH YEAH

IS THIS CRASH GOING TO EFFECT MY RUNESCAPE GOLD FARMING? HELP PLEASE!

What does this mean for an Americuck such as myself?

HERE WE GO LADS

SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Confirmed

LAST MINUTES THREAD THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=9aHQnDTd1y4

are you retarded or something

Oh shit yeah, oh well.

Makes sense dude. That's totally where gold deposits are found. Because this is Minecraft you FUCKING REEEEETARD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FIFTEEN SECONDS

"Brazil loses 7-1 to germany"

rev up your wieners
its go time

did it crash yet?

PREPARE YOUR ANUS

For EU.

HERE WEEEE GOOOOOOOO

youtube.com/watch?v=IUzhISwCC-I
RIP in peace in peace Goymoney

THREAD THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=Iqwh6bxJPe0

DEATH COMES

WELCOME IT WITH A SMILE BRETHRENS

CRASH THE SYSTEM!!! FUCK ALL JEWS!!! GAS THE KIKES!!!

IT IS OFFICIALLY MIDNIGHT HERE

ITS OVER

this is going to be like the asian market shit

bullshit non-happening

For you

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Praise Kek

AND THERE IT IS

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Thread theme
tabletopaudio.com/download.php?downld_file=30_Los_Vangeles_3030.mp3

GO GO GO GO GO
MARKETS ARE OPEN

NOT EVEN 1 MIN LEFT

DING

IT'S TIME

BETTER IMPORT MORE REFUGEES TO SAVE THE ECONOMY GOYIM

Death comes!

RIP

kek stop it!!

OPENED DOWN 5.3% AT $10.30

FUGGING HABBENING

It's ok

fucking chekt

the power of kek grows stronger

HOLY SHIT HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOO

for you

ZERO HOUR
LETS DO THIS

IT JUST DROPPED 5.29%

THAT DROP HOLY FUCK IM CUMMING

1 0 . 3 0
0
.
3
0

Not that bad tbqh.

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trip sicks for EU

GUYS!!
ITS FUCKING COLLAPSING!! IT IS ACTUALLY FUCKING HAPPENING! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! IT IS ACTUALLY FUCKING HAPPENING!!

Dahnald it is your last chance!

SOMEONE POST LINK TO CURRENT MARKET

NOT THIS 15 MIN DELAY BULLSHIT

DOWN TO $9.89 IT'S HAPPENING

GAME OVER

IS IT HAPPENING?

SOUTH FOR THE WINTER!

FUCKING MEMES NOTHING HAPPENED

Here we go

gimme a link to the stockpage you guys are watching pls i cant sort through all the different DBs

STILL OVER 10

IT BEGINS

OH FUUUUUGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They dredge the ocean floor for gold in alaska

There is even a tv show about it

WATS GOYING ON GOYS???

Were off at -5%!

MARKETS FROZE

I need a link!

3 AM on the East Coast. 9 AM in Germany. DAX is open.

Pain and suffering...

IS GETTING COLD

anyone got a good bbc or other news stream to watch?

-5.3% right off the fucking bat.

Dubs = Death

Below $10

SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL

google.com/finance?cid=6988887

>NOTHING IS HAPPENING
NOTHING IS HAPPENING
>IT NEVER HAPPENS
IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN
>NOTHING IS HAPPENING
NOTHING IS HAPPENING
>YOU ARE ALWAYS WRONG
YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A GF
>NOTHING IS HAPPENING
NOTHING IS HAPPENING
>IT NEVER HAPPENS
IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN
>NOTHING IS HAPPENING
NOTHING IS HAPPENING
>YOU ARE ALWAYS WRONG
YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A GF
>NOTHING IS HAPPENING
NOTHING IS HAPPENING
>IT NEVER HAPPENS
IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN
>NOTHING IS HAPPENING
NOTHING IS HAPPENING
>YOU ARE ALWAYS WRONG
YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A GF
>NOTHING IS HAPPENING
NOTHING IS HAPPENING
>IT NEVER HAPPENS
IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN
>NOTHING IS HAPPENING
NOTHING IS HAPPENING
>YOU ARE ALWAYS WRONG
YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A GF
>NOTHING IS HAPPENING
NOTHING IS HAPPENING
>IT NEVER HAPPENS
IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN
>NOTHING IS HAPPENING
NOTHING IS HAPPENING
>YOU ARE ALWAYS WRONG
YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A GF
>NOTHING IS HAPPENING
NOTHING IS HAPPENING
>IT NEVER HAPPENS
IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN
>NOTHING IS HAPPENING
NOTHING IS HAPPENING
>YOU ARE ALWAYS WRONG
YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A GF

Angela will be gone before year's end

YOU HAVEN'T SEN ANYTHING YET LEAF.

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The Jews, what else?

holy fucking shit it's real

IT IS TIME

tradingview.com/chart/?symbol=CHXEUR:DBKD

the trading is frozen they know its ogre

WHAT REAL TIME SITE ARE YOU USING

>Literally nothing happens: The Thread

9.56 H O L Y S H I T
O
L
Y
S
H A P P E N I N G
I
T

LINK YOUR CHART

ITS HAPPENING IT DROPPED LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER

For Jews

HOLY FUCK

$10.17

IT'S TUMBLING DOWN

What do they mean by this?

Kek, please grant me some repeating digits and a gf!

DIGITS AND GERMANY COLLAPSES

down to 10.17
BRICK SQUAAAD

DROPPING .15!

HERE WE GO

HOLY FUCK IT'S COLLAPSING

WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN

WHY DID YOU DO NOTHING

tradingview.com/chart/?symbol=CHXEUR:DBKD

trades frozen nice try

dwq4do82y8xi7.cloudfront.net/chart/?symbol=CHXEUR:DBKD

>10.17

HOLY SHIT THIS user IS RIGHT

OH FUCK CHECK HIS POST GUYS

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

this please

Check em

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

FREEE FAAAALLLL

IT'S GOING DOWN

dwq4do82y8xi7.cloudfront.net/chart/?symbol=CHXEUR:DBKD
there you go burgerbro, search for "DBKD"

-6.4% HAPPENING

.. and 11.48 it's fine.

Happening cancelled.

I've got a good bbc

GERMANY IS KILL

HOLY SHIT DB IS DEAD!!!!!

literally a fucking joke

You won't find it written, at least not on any english websites You don't have to believe me either. Just some info I'm passing along to you all.

It's info i've come to find out due to word of mouth in my profession. I work for a large mine and repair equipment. I talk to all sorts of people at the corporation.

Dubs+ makes the winter a little colder

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Boom!

>SHORT
SHORT
SHORT
>SHORT
SHORT
SHORT
>SHORT
SHORT
SHORT
>SHORT

SELL MARKET AT 9.77 WE ARE FUCKED!

FUCKED!!

OOOHH FUCKKK 10.03

hHAhahAHhahhAHA

$10.02
>$10.02
$10.02
>$10.02
$10.02
>$10.02
$10.02
>$10.02
$10.02
>$10.02
$10.02
>$10.02
$10.02
>$10.02
$10.02
>$10.02

GOLD STOCKS WAY WAY UP

OVI BUY QUEUE GETTING RIPPED UP LIKE A WHITE WHORE IN DJIBOUTI

kek

Remember goys you can convert your useless €uros into £GBP and U$.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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HOLY SHIT

F
U
C
K

DIGITS AND GERMANY COLLAPSES
TRUMP WINS

CRASH YOU MOTHERFUCKER, BURN BABY BURN.
KEK SHALL BE UPON US ALL.

GUYS!!!
IT IS FUCKING COLLAPSING INTO A SPIRALING DOWNFALL!!
IT IS ACTUALLY FUCKING HAPPENING GUYS!
I AM SHITTING MY PANTS IN TERROR

ABOUT TO GO BELOW 10 EUROS

S H E M I T A H
H
E
M
I
T
A
H

SPAGHETI
>MAKARONI
SPAGHETI
>MAKARONI
SPAGHETI
>MAKARONI
SPAGHETI
>MAKARONI
SPAGHETI
>MAKARONI
SPAGHETI
>MAKARONI

CODE RED CODE RED ITS OGRE ITS OGRE REPEAT ITS OGRE

>Cred Forums predicts financial collapse

Oh yeah, after 896 attempts ? Great record.

10.01!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Remember when Cred Forums would watch the chinese stock market all night and swore you'd witness economic meltdown if you stayed up with them?

Me neither.

START SPREADING THE CHAOS BROTHERS
#DeutscheBankBroke #Deutschegeddon
#DeutscheBankCrisis

Valkyrie plays......
>Da da da da da da da da da
>Da da da da da da da da da

JESUS FUCK!
IT'S REALLY HAPPENING!!!!!

Holy shit, it's actually happening

God, i'm fucking scared and exciting at the same time

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shut up emu

I'm like you user

I'm a retarded faggot and I don't actually understand any of this. Is it happening??

>yfw it's our own hype of the happening that counteracts the happening from actually happening

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEETTTTTT

JP MORGAN AND SOCIETIE GENERALE DUMPING ASSETS RIGHT NOW!

shit
google.com/finance?cid=6988887

D
..E........T
....A....A..B
.....DC.......O
..................U
....................N
.....................C
.......................E

I saw that episode...

youtube.com/watch?v=AeGTV6fvgaM

CONDUCTOR

JUST

Shit.

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JUST POPPED UP ON GOOGLE FINANCE

ALREADY RED DEAD AND SOON WE ARE ALL FUCKED IN THE HEAD

Is germany kill?

Forget this stupid banking shit, post more BBC

SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL

NO ITS TRYING TO GO BACK UP THE JEWS ARE TRYING TO INJECT MONEY

This is happening. Oh Kek this is happening. We're all going to die and I love it.

IT IS HAPPENING

FUGGGGGGGG

Invest in swordies, the end is nigh!

SINGLES
I
N
G
L
E
S

Hope you are comfy anons.
It's happening!

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CHART LINK?

thanks buddy. hopefully you're as stoned as me too

F

AND IT ALL COMES DOWN

ITS RESISTING

...

LEAF

wew

NOTHING IS HAPPENING

HERE WE GO!

>china is dying
>deutsch bank dying

WE DEAD NIGGAS

Use this:

google.com/finance?cid=6988887

what is happening

m.youtube.com/watch?v=7sXPmz9b4lM

thanks. the wall just got 10 feet shorter.

youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A

AND IM FREEEEEE FREE FALLIN

>+0.02
literally nothing is happening!

its all okay!

you can all go to bed now!

IT IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
DB -7
BMPS - 3
CBK -5

WE'RE ABOUT TO GO UNDER LADS
BRACE FOR IMPACT

That was us finding a window to shitpost at people in the chinese stock market. This is a financial collapse.

tradingview.com/chart/?symbol=CHXEUR:DBKD

TOUCH YOUR WIENERS
THIS MAY BE YOUR FINAL FAP

FUG ITBD HABBENS NOW

It's going up :(

We're going down, down in an earlier ride. Sugar wood going down swinging.

WHAT IS HAPPENING?

This is a dead cat's bounce, right?

The beginning of global economic great depression tier meltdown.

...

10.17

GOOG LNK FROZON

kek

guys

i thought it was supposed to be habibi

STOP GOING UP
REEEEEEEEEEEE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

10.02

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUARK

you do realize valuing gold beyond its material capabilities is entirely archaic right?

>BUY GOLD AND SILVER
BUY GOLD AND SILVER
>BUY GOLD AND SILVER
BUY GOLD AND SILVER
>BUY GOLD AND SILVER
BUY GOLD AND SILVER

N I G G E R
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F A G G O T
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here's my F to Yurop

wew what a relief cheers lad

Rip, it went up

ITS BUMPING UP, MERKEL AND (((THE GANG))) WENT ALL IN. TOLD YA FUCKERS THEY WILL DO IT.

THE JEWS ARE MAKING ONE LAST EFFORT TO BUY IT
LOOK OUT

ITS GOING BACK UP!?

BUY BUY BUY

NOTHING WILL HAPPEN

REMAIN CONFIDENT

9.99 when?

it grow up.

its about to go down the tubes

they are trying to prop it up

I'M TRYING!

>thread exactly like those of last year during "SHEBINMATAH"

>people actually believe it's going to happen

It is probably happening. Ticker made a fairly large jump to 10.02. Supposedly it's been in a spiral that mirrors the 08 collapse. We knew it wouldn't last forever.

10.14!

DAX DOWN 1.6%

JUST A BOUNCE YOU SHITS

DAILY REMINDER THAT IT RALLIED YESTERDAY FOR MOST OF THE DAY BEFORE IT NOSE DIVED

THE JEWS DONT WANT THIS

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-09-30/deutsche-bank-falls-8-in-early-friday-trading
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

obviously

HFT algos are buying cause they think its a bargain

the fundamentalists will be gleefully selling and the HFT will figure out it doesnt know wtf is going on then the HFT will sell sell sell

causing a rapid drop

IT'S GOING BACK DOWN

POST
MORE
COCKS

JEWS ARE JEWING
SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS

dead cat bounce

DXY (US DOLLAR) Jumping...

People making cash off this move

NEW THREAD

Shiro poster, we need new thread

>it's going up
Cred Forums BTFO!!!

that gap down is ridiculous haha

SOON

NOT HAPPENING FOLKS

BUNCH OF TOSSPOTS

DEAD CAT BOUNCE

hold your pressed wood pulp then.

I will hold that which is malleable and valuable.

once that little uptick goes out, it will tank again. Assets are being sold slowly, not at all at once that would be dumb

as Im typing this it's down almost another 1% from when I started

The crash is too big. There aren't enough shekels in the whole of Europe that can hold it for long.

>T. DEUTSCHE BANK

it's really happening

Wew lad, it's happening

This

Bounces all the time, then sell off at the end.

The fire rises

Major American and French institutions Dumping assets tied to DB. DB down 8% at the open to 10 Euros a share.

...

It's all ogre now

This

The price is going to drop further and it will

wewwwwww

ITT a bunch of NEETs with no knowledge of economics

F
R
E
E

F
A
L
L
I
N

youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A

At what price should I start buying it?

SUB 10!!!
TOTAL FUCKING ANNIHILATION!!!

>it went up, see nothing will happen!!
>hasn't even been open for an hour

-1.8%!
ITS A FUCKING BLOOD BATH!

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EVERYONE PRAISE KEK FOR A COLLAPSE WORSE THAN THE GREAT DEPRESSION AND 2008 COMBINED

PRAISE KEK, GIB US DEM HAPPENIN!!

>+0.06
BUY BUY BUY BUY

ITS ONLY GOING UP

BUY NOW

BUY NOW!!!

9.99!!!!

>9.99 for a second
FUCKING JEWS LET IT DIE

That fucking thing is like an animal, fighting for his life

HOLY SHIT WE JUST WENT UNDER 10.00 FOR A SECOND

ABOUT TO BE SUB 10!

Incoming NOSE DIVE

There plunge protection team is shitting a brick

youtube.com/watch?v=8IQa3tZ5Kz4

it'll come down again, it's going to be slow

you fucked that up yet I still have it stuck in my head fuck you

maybe

just got a phone alert. it's down 7%

9.97 FOR A SEC

S H A D I L A Y
H
A
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I
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A
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PRAISE.

DEAD CAT BOUNCE LADS

Shit I wasn't gonna drink tonight but I think its time to get reaaaaal comfy.

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HISTORY
WITNESSED

Praise kek

Let the bank fall

(((Plunge protection teams))) need to fuck off, I'm trying to enjoy a happening.

>cake
muh google

Lmao no fucking way

SELL SELL SELL

TRIPS MEAN MORE THAN JUST DEATH.

bloomberg.com/live

My popcorn is getting cold.

In a month or two you shift through the ash and find nuggets that still have some value left in them left.

Theme:

youtube.com/watch?v=Fc1ldXDJicY

PRAISE KEK

PLUNGE US INTO CHAOS

god that looks disgusting

Praise

youtube.com/watch?v=_Mbxe33BYW8

>90952273 ▶
>NEW THREAD

(((BLOOMBERG))) IS FREAKING OUT

Nothing is happening. Why is Cred Forums always wrong?

So many looong red candles

haahha aww yeah

YOU FUCKING NIGGERS!!! GOLDMAN SACHS IS NOW PLUNGING!! I REPEAT, GOLDMAN FUCKING SACHS IS NOW PLUNGING!!

GET READY FOR THE TANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can you feel it lads? It is truly habbening. Sell markers will be hit soon and then the fun really begins. Praise kek

>-7.27%
>nothing habbening

Dive dive dive
ALAAARM

It's about to go under 10.00 real soon. Next few minutes.

we're approaching -8%

I was promised fall, not controlled gliding.

Oh goddamn here it goes.

Crash faggots crash

Lol, whole Europe is crashing.
Apparently e
very single bank is in the red.

If post end on 8 we will see a greater collapse then 2008

here it GOES

We're going down guys, prepare your shitpost

>10.06

Blessed

these dubs are the stock's final price.

POST ENDS IN DOUBLES. WE WILL SEE COLLAPSE. DOUBLES CONFIRMS.

It keeps hovering around 7.5 - 8% it's inevitable

Sure. You could measure wealth in wicker baskets for all I care. Feel free to test your theory.

I'll stick with gold in these precarious times.

You're doing it wrong. Concentrate, focus. Learn!

Checked. Buy solid gold bars now.

So close to going under 10! It's at 10.01 atm

Market crashes are the comfiest of happenings.

praise.

>$10
OK. It's not funny anymore. If $600 billion caused 2008 what will $75 trillion do?

And here we go! It was a nice ride.

happening

The happening will be swift and deadly.

>9.529
that doesn't sound too far off

...

Damm you!!!

Update your chart FGT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Exactly. Like a retarded child trying to catch a speeding bus with a baseball glove.

TFW Atomic annihilation would be more favourable than this because at least your family wouldn't be in the shitter.

convert your surplus assets into consumable goods if you're actually worried about a total destruction of our current financial and trade systems. at that point gold will get you diddly.

2% profit on my short, it's my beer day, and Deutsche is about to go under 10. I'm only 30 minutes out of bed and it's a great day already.

WE'RE DOWN PAST 8% NOW

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>9.98

this just in from (((Bloomberg))), Yuan to become a global reserve currency tomorrow.

GUISE....

BELOW 10! 9.98!

GAME

OVER

fuuuuck it keeps going below 10

RIP.

Great depression 2.0, but on steroids.
Unemployment is going to hit at least 50%
This shit has been long time a coming, -08 was just a little bump in the road on our way down and ever since then, governments all over the world have tried to do everything to prevent the market from crashing.
They can't do it anymore and we have to plunge down hard at some point.

>9.97 AND DROPPING

10
10
10
10
10

There's no stopping now

Kek has bles'd us!

She doesn't have to go hunrgry in the comming colapse

TERRAIN PULL UP! TERRAIN PULL UP!

I'll miss you shitposting, leaf.

NON HAPPENINGFAGS BTFO

OI VEY

9.98 BUYBUYBUY

PRAISE KEK
SHADILAY

shhh shhh DBK go to sleep

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IT WENT UP

Wait, wrong thread

>diddly

Fine you don't get any of my gold then. I'll be making uptrades all day and once your consumables are gone and shat away what then?

It's ok. You can have a little.

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How other banks are doing.
Top kikety kek.

9.98

Doubles confirms this is the end of times

9.96! BUY

9.94 WHAT IS GOING ON

>9.95 and falling
Goodbye

kek

Will you buy me a Pokemon game?

Kikes on suicide watch, confirm

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EU will finally have their army after this bullshit.

>This fucking nosedive

Just fuck my economy up.

YES YES YES YES YES YES
COLLAPSE COLLAPSE!!!!

9.91

are you eating your gold? if the american financial system collapses it is the end of times and fertilizer, fuel, and land is far better than gold.

it must be so much fun being an broker
Such an exciting job

How long until we see millions of Germans lining up to pull their money out of these banks?
Can't wait to see the chaos.
Throw in the migrants getting tons of free government money and you're looking at a lot of seriously pissed off Germans.
Maybe the whole country devolves into a murderous frenzy and they remove Merkel.

Jeeze dude, get some better taste in boats

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Umm this is fucking bad guys. I mean really fucking bad.

We are at DEFCON 1 I repeat DEFCON 1!

m.youtube.com/watch?v=UHBqJj0znYo

KURWAAAAA

Call me when it dips below 5.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHERE IS THIS COMING FROM, SOMEONE GIVE ME A LINK, IT'S STILL 10+ HERE!

holy nuts

lol i hate banks and the system they have created so much, the fact we dont work to save, but yet work to take loans, and money continually degrades in value kills me inside.

mfw i literally dont care if the system collapses it will bring me but a glimmer of warmth inside my feels.

Norwegian banks are down around 3%

en.boerse-frankfurt.de/stock/Deutsche_Bank-share/FSE

bloomberg.com/live

(You)

8.66 and falling

IT WAS AT 9.90

GOLDMAN SACHS IS NOW COLLAPSING! I REPEAT, GOLDMAN SACHS IS NOW COLLAPSING!!!

uk.investing.com/equities/deutsche-bank

Are you ready for this, Joao?

shit i wanted to transfer my money to my spv account when the banks here crash.

ACCURATE JEW CHART
dwq4do82y8xi7.cloudfront.net/chart/?symbol=CHXEUR:DBKD

9.90 and free falling.

what have we done?
Hold me Cred Forums...

If single then we're fine!

what's the systemic risk? They're undercapitalized, but is everyone else too? and are they holding the same garbage?

en.boerse-frankfurt.de/stock/Deutsche_Bank-share

shit boys, we goofed.

North American news hasn't even been covering this. Once they wake up massive panic will ensue. This is it boys. Thanks for the shitposts. Praise kek.

9.92 V-8.71%

screencap?

>João
Matheus please.
And yes Pedro, i'm ready...
This is going to be good...

omfg YES, greece this is karma coming back for them you hear me Greece!

Put me in the screencap

youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8

You got it user

What is happening?

We are all gonna die

German domestic market crash. Deutshe Bank is tanking hardcore, and it's pulling a shit ton of other banks with it

Kek, why?

the shitstorm of times

One point is a Happening

Oh my god

going up - did Janet Yellen just get a call from Merkel?

I was excited for the happening but now im scared. This is real

Keep up the memes boys. The God of chaos has the ball. It's our time now.

PRAISE!

It's back to 10

back to 10.00

Lol it isn't paper money.

YES YES YESS!!!!! PLEASE!!!!

TERRAIN PULL UP! TERRAIN PULL UP! TERRAIN PULL UP! TERRAIN PULL UP!

I have $10k of physical silver coins stashed away, if you're strong and healthy you're welcome to come till my fields after the collapse.

It's looking like $10 I'd the new resistance ceiling.

BACK TO 10 WTF JUST FUCK MY HAPPENING UP.

THESE
DUBS
MAKE
IT
REAL

WHY is the Deutshe Bank collapsing? Is it 'cause Hillary's favorite world leader sucks ass?

Does Kek Confirm?

>14
what nobody here knows is if there is serious systemic risk. If DB goes down, other banks lose capital they had with DB and it's illiquid. If there's enough outstanding shit, it causes a 2008 situation with a credit crisis, and then other banks start to fail

starvation?

It's going up again!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Rolling for DBKD to keep crashing. Kek hear my prayers.

GOLDMAN SACHS IS FUCKING COLLAPSING !!!

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>le dead cat face
Cred Forums is full of shit again.

There is significant evidence of systemic risk. It isn't all in the open but there is enough to say so.

How big is your short?

I don't actually know, They were down by 8% overnight, and it snowballed when the market opened.

That already happened during US market trading

US premarket trade is only -0,6% or so, hmm.

300k nok

Nope no happening today.

D(as) B(oot) made it this time

It's down 8% Ivan.

Witnessed and confirmed. Kek is a fair and just God. Praise kek

Look up Fibonacci retracement.

Dude the Jews are in full panic and trying to stop it! They fucking can't keep 27 trillion back. Good fucking lord not even the bank of the star can stop it! They can't prop it up for much longer.

please

At what negative % should we start worrying?

YES YES YES YES YES

God Damn

I invested my life savings in jerky. That shit holds value.

Yes

>569 replies

who on earth is buying it up?

Yes.

b-but pol is never wrong

Can wait for Obama to hand over the internet to shut this shit haven down

New bread when?

its going back down

I like my bread stale.

Shoulda invested in 'dem dank chains

(((them)))

ATTENTION:

A MESSAGE FROM TRUMP

youtube.com/watch?v=u-8kmPJKGgM

A MESSAGE FROM TRUMP

:ATTENTION

and from a line

MWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! Fucking kike bastards.

Kek is speaking.

The only explanation, even they can only do this for so long.

It's hard to say.

ITS BRINGING DOWN THE PEPE MARKET, NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you think they're buying their own shitty stock? With the little precious capital they have? Bold move...

Wow. Good luck.

Holy shit you guys

Did we just a whole economy??

twitter.com/rjs2006/status/781628978759077888

Outside the Fed in NY.

Getting kinda nervous.

Quick, Sell Sell Sell while the markets low

No user. All of them.

WW3, here we go boys. 27 trillion no way to pay it back. It's time for judgment. You only had to listen.

There's this country, MuhKEKdonia, you can't buy alcohol after 7PM.
Go figure...

FUCK

The price is going to bob all night. Just the nature of it; day-traders will be moving stock back and forth for hours trying to make a buck. I think there's nothing to see here until closing.

This.

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The real happening is when we find out over the weekend about additional funds and derivatives players winding down in Deutsche.

Don't get caught up in 1 minute charts

>5.56

No pents could have meant as much.

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not exciting

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