CORPSE OF THE MARKET #6

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Who /comfy/ here?

As an American, what should I do?

youtube.com/watch?v=7nF-nopkc10

it's really not even happening dude
at this rate it's not even gonna close below 10

WE WUZ INVESTORS N SHIEET

PRAISE MOLOCH

>10,14

Its literally nothing, sorry Cred Forums.

So lads what do you think happens when you die?

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#DeutscheBankBroke
> #DeutscheBankBroke
#DeutscheBankBroke
> #DeutscheBankBroke
#DeutscheBankBroke

START TWEETING FAGGOTS WE WANT A PANIC SO THEY SELL

Kek's will be done.

Everything is priced in. No habbening.

#DeutscheBankBroke

ATTENTION
>ATTENTION
ATTENTION
>ATTENTION

GET IT TRENDING NOW!!

IF EVEN 50 PEOPLE SEE THE HASHTAG AND WITHDRAW STOCKS THE ECONOMY CRASHES AND WE WIN THE ELECTION IN A LANDSLIDE

THE ECONOMY IS LITERALLY CRASHING RIGHT NOW
NO SURVIVORS

#DeutscheBankBroke

ITS OVER

NOT A DRILL!!!!!

bloomberg.com/live/europe

comfy theme playing right nowe

GRAB ONTO YOUR WEENIES
CHANNEL YOUR AUTISM POWERS
SHAKE YOUR BOOTIES
WE GONNA FUCK GERMANY UP
AND SET THE WORLD ON FIRE

>tfw the economy crashing

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so comf right now family

the jews are trying SO FUCKING HARD TO PROP IT UP LET FUCKING DIE ALREADY.

THE CATS, THEY BE BOUNCIN

Buy the dip! Prepare to become rich!

Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=k9IfHDi-2EA

Masturbate.

Actually, go to bed.

>>Google Deutsche Bank Graph

Delete this. That fucking chart is delayed.

I don't care how much I lose today. I just want to see the world burn.

Mother fucking jew pieces of fucking trash. Let us have this.

Selling toilot paper for £5 for food or water

>was below 10
>some bigshot missed the selloff
>"hey can you bring it back up like 20 cents so i can at least break even when i sell?"
>goes back up
>new selloff incoming

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

MY SALARY ARRIVES TODAY

I HAVE AN ACCOUNT AT POSTBANK, A SMALLER BANK OWNED BY DB

AND I CAN'T ACCESS ONLINE BANKING DUE TO TOO MUCH TRAFFIC PIC RELATED

FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK

just went down again. to 10.10

DB isn't going to collapse, by the way. It's a Russian-funded lie and a pathetic attempt to destabilise Europe.

Konosuba afterlife.

fucking sell your shit and let it die stop hanging on this is why its not collapsing

A complete reset. You go back to 0.

I am

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KRAUT BROS

BANK RUN GO GO GO

HURRY BEFORE ALL YOUR MONEY IS GONE

We still have three months this year.
Kek what more shall thee bring upon us?

Please post more Asuka, who is this girl?

THERE WILL BE NO MORE THREADS MONDAY BECAUSE OBONGO'S GIVING AWAY THE INTERNET.

lmao

Seems you're not the only german with common sense

take that shit and put it in a small local non-connected bank familia

HABBENINGGGGGGGG

SWISS STILL IN FREEFALL

money.cnn.com/data/world_markets/swiss/

F

wsj.com/articles/the-ghost-of-lehman-brothers-haunts-deutsche-bank-1475193863

STOP THIS GOYIM
I'M IN CHARGE HERE

get food get water

F

m.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

IT JUST KEEPS

TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN

TIME TO FALL AGAIN DB

NO REALLY
IF YOU ARE GERMAN GO GET YOUR MONEY BEFORE ITS GONE
ITS GOING TO BE GONE EITHER WAY

They can manipulate it forever itll be fine...

Will Wells Fargo be affected? That's where i have my money saved...

F

Dude I would wipe my ass with leafs than pay that much for toilet paper.

Why was everyone freaking out at the 5's get like they were going to die?

A global economic collapse wouldn't lead to war, no?

Why aren't you already personally at the bank?

Start using the hashtag #MarketCollapse

Make this happening into a true happening to end all happenings

holy shit

i hope my fucking commerzbank account holds until the end of the year, then i'll just get my savings and fuck off back to italy.

see ya in hell germoney.

oh my god its really happening this time. How can I help german bros? can we get a gofundme or something going?

google acidjazzsinger asuka

Any advice for a fag with a Wells Fargo account?
Should I go out first thing in the morning and withdraw some bux?

that is a bank run bro.

I always knew kek was a God of chaos I always knew it would effect us somehow
It was worth it though praise kek

REMINDER
E
M
I
N
D
E
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ATM
NOW

SOMEONE TL;DR ME ON WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING PLEASE! WHY IS THIS BANK SUCH A BIG DEAL?

CRUZ WILL SAVE US

Everyone is legit moving their funds.
Get your money the fuck out of there.
Find an ATM right now.

>when you want a candidate to win so you and your closest thousands of anonymous Internet retard friends revive an Egyptian death cult and meme the world economy off a cliff

THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&persist_app=1&v=atuFSv2bLa8

>ALL THIS RUNNING AROUND

THE WORLD WILL BURN HAHAHA AND I WILL SIT HERE COMFY LAUGHING AS IT BURNS

Not running to Atm Machine like Bolt right now

RUN TO THE BANK AND PULL AS MUCH AS YOU CAN

HIT UP THE ATMS DO WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO

YOUR MONEY IS ABOUT TO VANISH

>mfw i invested in Eastern Poland

Back down. Back down. Back down.
Giving rare as sacrifice to kek and pol

Thanks, I just want the full album.

>Script get
>Mini rally

Kek disapproves

below 10.0

fucking kek

burn Germany burn

Okay faggots, you have been watching DB for days now.

Is it going to crash today or not?

GO GO GO

IT'S NOW OR NEVER KRAUTBRO!

you dead, bruh

#DeutscheBankBroke
> #DeutscheBankBroke
#DeutscheBankBroke
> #DeutscheBankBroke
#DeutscheBankBroke

TWEET IT FAGGOTS

SINGLE DIGITS
I
N
G
L
E

D
I
G
I
T
S

COLLECTED.

WHAT DID THIS MEAN? Just that there would be an economic meltdown?

is that... Cher?!

RARE

I'm selling, who is with me?

GET READY FOR THE BIG FALL IN 10 MINUTES...8.50 here we come.

>Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=ASj81daun5Q

>Deutsche Bank collapse
>Panic
>Bank run
>Economic collapse
>Austerity measures
>2 million immigrants suddenly with no bennies

This won't end well

>eine bank fur leben
kek

F

>this kiked up dead cat bounce
Try as they might, they can't hold back the waters of doom forever.

Nothing is gonna happen

2008 didn't happen in a single day bratan

these things take time.

But if you ask if we're getting a recovery?

No.

Good job Merkel

you're new around here aren't you
don't post and go back to lurking

withdraw all of it and close your account. Do it now.

exactly, scripted gets are obvious and shit.

kek is CHAOS. embrace CHAOS.

Dude sell now drive that shit down

SHEEEEIT

This is what a crash looks like, faggot.

>That flag
>Unknown

>I CAN'T FIGHT IT MUCH LONGER

GERMAN BRO GO NOW SERIOUS.EVEN THE TOP INVESTORS OF THE BANK OF DB PULLED OUT. ONLY LITTLE GUYS GET HURT

it opened down -7%

KEK has no mercy for the weak.

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO HANS

Last 4 days
> -7%
> +3%
> -6%
> -8%

It most definitely is happening. Black Monday, then emergency bailout talks.

Is it going to crash in the next 30 days?

10.10 WTF i love the jews now.

Holy fugg.

F

The absolute madman stayed in germany this whole time

Well it finally happened

Germany finally destroyed the world

So is there going to be a bailout?

As a result of Merkel's policies, you'll be poorer than a rapefugee soon at this rate.

Deutsche bank is trying everything to save it's self it will not work.......

SUCK A BIG STIFF COCK YOU KRAUT FUCKS

>see flag
>turkey
>see digits
oh shit

The markets open now yeah? What's the story? Are we habbening yet?

>tame impala
god tier music tastes, OP

How do I profit from this?

>-7% place since open

It's crashing right now dumbo.

F

MONDAY IS A BANK HOLIDAY

KEK shall smite Germany with a mighty sword.

10.030 and falling

I wish I was in Germany today. Fuck. Should I use my miles to watch the happening in person? You think they'll riot in the streets when everyone runs on the bank and there are no more Euros left?

So far all banks are crashing with them.
Can't bailout the whole Europe.
Everyone is fucked.

nope

Oh shit. Dude get your money in cash or preferably precious metals now.

Yes. We're at the start now.

WHY DIDNT YOU PAY DEBTS!!!!!!!!

it's down to 10.06
was down at 9.90 earlier
economic collapse imminent lad

post rare Sasha in these threads if you find something interesting

>mfw I'm BNP

EVERYONE LISTEN UP YOU NEED TO PREPARE FOR ANY HAPPENINGS!!!
GET /FIT/
HAVE FOOD WATER SHELTER
DON'T FORGET TRADE ABLE CURRENCY GOLD AND SILVER
DOES YOU OWN LIFE MATTER? GUNS AND AMMO!!! AND A POCKET KNIFE
PREPARE FOR THE LAWLESSNESS SOCIETY
ONLY THE STRONG ALPHA SURVIVE

They are gonna fight like hell to make it to the closing bell. If they do it gives DB a three day weekend to try and save the bank.

It will not work but it can buy the VIP heavy hitters time to reposition there exposed risk. The little fuckers are screwed.

SHOULD I BE WORRIED IF I BANK WITH WELLS FARGO?

>about that dead cat

and I told my gf yesterday to move all her money from Postbank and she did...

thanks Cred Forums

>MY SALARY
hehe stupid goy, its (((their))) salary now.

Smug German refugee assholes judging rest of world. Comeuppance. Debnt forever

If it keeps going down, "short" sales.

Be very rich like soros and have many stocks in banks.

KEK will kill all of Germany.

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Commerzbank -7%

are you being sarcastic?

How fucking comfy are you guys right now?

also, some music for the collapse. youtube.com/watch?v=2bosouX_d8Y

It's also STAYING at -7%

mfw it's actually happening

ids habbidings :D::D why dozen u stobbid :D::DD ids do lade :D:D: all is lots :D:D:D

bank holiday or BANK DEATH

What streams are you guys watching?

A shekel dropped into your pocket

#DeutscheBankBroke

ATTENTION
>ATTENTION
ATTENTION
>ATTENTION

GET IT TRENDING NOW!!

IF EVEN 50 PEOPLE SEE THE HASHTAG AND WITHDRAW STOCKS THE ECONOMY CRASHES AND WE WIN THE ELECTION IN A LANDSLIDE

THE ECONOMY IS LITERALLY CRASHING RIGHT NOW
NO SURVIVORS

#DeutscheBankBroke

ITS OVER

NOT A DRILL

Welcome back!

Praise Kek

AYY LMAO

You could have paid debnts!

Short Euro

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probably

>Everything's fine
>No need to worry
>Everything will be fine

>6666
wtf? are you sure?

There isn't enough money in the world to bailout their worthless assets.

ycharts.com/companies/DB/assets

>it's just a technical error
>it's just a technical er...
>it's just a...
>it's...
IT'S HAPPENING

And this shit could affect US economy, right? Or just EU?

i'm in germany now and my colleagues are not even aware

literally cucked, autistic nation.

>tfw long position on but really want to see germany go weimar again

dilemmas

>150 replies in 10 minutes

BANK DEATH

...KEK WILLS IT!!!

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HAHAHAHAHA

Also Queens birthday for us. Happy birthday your majesty have a financial collapse.

ITS HAPPENING MY FRIEND, PREPARE YOUR ANUSES

There won't be a bailout

Merkel is crashing the economy with no survivors and I couldn't be happier that it's finally here.

somebody needs to edit a sand coon fucking a german woman in the background and a collapsed bank on fire

if you're only asking now you are way too fucking late to the party

good taste

try this

youtube.com/watch?v=JUohUrWlJeE

>2000bce+4016
>banks
You were warned lad

We cant even stop what we've put in motion this day. The bank will fall.

THIIIIS!!! Get it trending!

fucking damn jews let it die !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BITCOIN OR PRECIOUS METALS PROTECT YOURSELF NIGGER

You guys are retarded.

D E V I L I S H

Deutsche Bank is one of the biggest banks out there Bratan. If they suffer, everyone else does.

Germany has a remarkably weak banking system.

O, and china is in the biggest bubble of its existence too.

Oct 3 Monday
Day of German Unity
National holiday

It crashes before long weekends every time so people can't pull money out.

German bros need to head to the bank TODAY.

Will anyone be surprised if Soros makes a few billion on this somehow?

What assholes at DB laying off people and shutting down online transactions so nobody gets their money. FUCKING KILL them all.

DB can take depositors money too if they need to. JUST SO FUCKING KNOW Germans.

>10
HOLY SHIT!

You mean European

Gonna go have habbenen dreams, I hope I get to live them in the morning. Shadilay Cred Forumsacks

Greece can bailout with their amazing understanding of basic economics

KEK shall burn Germany to the ground.

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no king chimp gets a 3rd term if it deis

WHY IS THIS THREAD SO FAST

DID EVERYONE GET AUTISM SIMULTANEOUSLY?

Serves you right you fucking cuck

More money for your wive's boyfriend

Monday is a bank holiday. They are gonna fight like hell to make it to the closing bell. So they can use the three day weekend to try an effect a rescue plan and if that fails try and prevent its spread.

This is the beginning of the end.

IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING

use this famalamadingdong
dwq4do82y8xi7.cloudfront.net/chart/?symbol=CHXEUR:DBKD

EUROPEAN BANKS IS OVER

SHIRO POSTER USE THIS IMAGE AS OP PIC IN NEXT THREAD

Tried to tell a friend how DB probably gonna crash and take everything with it, and he just answered:

>"meh, it's just a bank, how does that even matter"

>swiss
by observing the previous years' trends, freefalling appears to be normal for this index

>mfw both my parents are in public sector

how will you survive this happening Cred Forums?

>Germany has a remarkably weak banking system.
But why?
Isn't our economy doing really good?

How new are you?

There is always a megathread about something on this board

He's shorting DB, it's already been confirmed. So yes, he's making money off of it.

They will when its cost effective. Should be soon.

youtube.com/watch?v=akViLB4S6bQ

BECAUSE THE WORLD ENDS TODAY

>get

N-NANI!?

TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN

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I don't social cancer but here's a bump, if you manage to pull it off and get it trending it could actually help trigger something with some luck.

Remember when Germany was giving away all sorts of money to help out other countries after 2008?

sticks and stones can break my bones
but words, words will never hurt me

Go to your bank as soon as possible and clear out your accounts and put your money in Pounds. I'm not even bullshitting, man.

>From 27.80 to below 10
>E-everything is fine

If you say so Hans.

Germany dies this day!!!!

This

KRUAT BROS
KRAUT BANK HOLIDAY ON MONDAY
THEY ARE TRYING TO JEW YOU
PULL MONEY OUT TODAY
RUN TO THE FUCKING BANK NOW

>10 again
what

Thanks for the answers m8, i just want a happening.

economy =/= banks, hans.
your economy is legendary, but it too will suffer because of overarching and greedy banks

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I was just rubbing my hands from my comfy island as europe burns but this fucks us up too, right? just not as much as the eurozone?

I just woke up, how kill is DBK?

Was crashing the German economy part of his plan?

Yes, user! I love this.

GERMANY will not survive.

GO
BACK
DOWN
AND
DIE
ALREADY

Wells Fargo is under investigation. Looks like you're fucked too m8.

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Crazy

Only if you leave the EU

>mfw I was around to see Germany's Black Friday

holy fuck i want to go to germany just punching people.

OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

I wish these fucking (((people))) would stop trying to stop the collapse.

It's happening today, let it fucking happen dammit.

Some global finance guy on twitter saying that if DB gets a financial bailout, it basically means the EU would have to bailout every major bank in Europe (to the tune of trillions).

KEK DUMP YOUR STOCKS AND GET THE ACTION ROLLING!!!

Fuck German.
Die DBAG, die!

not very

is it really happening ?

This is getting out of control guys.

(((they))) keep propping it up REEEEEEEEEEEE

PLC and AG have dubs! Kek has marked his prey!

not bad

To late to make real money at this point, the big boys have gobbled up all the good CDS. Take your money and park it in safe haven assets.

Your window was 6mo. to 1 yr. ago to take short positions.

THIS #DeutschBankBroke

So close greece, holy fuck my flanks

>Mfw I hear shit like this.
People are so disconnected with reality, that they don't even know where their money is.
>It's in the internet man!

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And we are on the recovery. Thank god, I have a lot of money in the banks that I would like to keep.

See, the world does not want a collapse like you people and your doomsday cult.

Enjoy YET ANOTHER false happening you fools.

A thousand times this.

>The primary reason why Deutsche Bank is “the world’s riskiest bank” is because of the mammoth derivatives portfolio that is possesses. It currently has 42 trillion euros of exposure to derivatives, which is an amount of money about 13 times the size of the entire German economy.

>When Deutsche Bank finally goes down for good, it is going to be “the shot heard around the financial world”, and it will be a disaster many times greater than the collapse of Lehman Brothers in 2008. Just consider what Jeff Gundlach had to say about the bank earlier this year…

>“Banks are dying and policymakers don’t know what to do,” Gundlach said. “Watch Deutsche Bank shares go to single digits and people will start to panic… you’ll see someone say, ‘Someone is going to have to do something.'”

We were talking about this yesterday.

Germany and the ECB doesn't have enough $ to bail out every single bank that's why they are letting DB collapse.

This is some sick world burning shit too. Been enjoying it for awhile. I'll be adding it to the playlist.

Haha NOT HAPPENING!
GO FUCK YOURSELF POOR JEW CONTROLLED SUBHUMANS

#DBKDRESDEN

>does it even matter
>who cares
>it doesn't even affect you lol go back to facebook
>its the internet dude comon

It's absolutely disgusting.

JUST FUCKING DIE JUST DIE ITSALREADY OVER YOU AUTISTIC FUCKS SELL YOUR SHIT DUMB IDIOT RICH FUCKS DIE DIE DIEDIE

anglosphere soon
you have nothing to worry about except the kikes trying a repeat of db on english soil

(((market forces)))

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THERE WILL NOT BE A BAIL OUT!!!!

THE BANKS WILL BE CLOSED YOUR ACCOUNTS WILL BE FROZEN AND YOUR ASSETS WILL BE SEIZED

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

The meme magic is potent.

Is it open now?!

Soros posting from his private island

>Germany's black friday

FAKE RALLY

SHORT SHORT SHORT

Biggest derivaties, weakest banking system in europe.

Unbelievable.

Ohh what, (((they))) are going to keep being generous and give up sheckels to keep this thing on life support?

see this incompetent retard

i've got almost three years of savings on commerzbank. shit's not looking good but if it holds until the end of the year i'll just fuck off and go back home

i'm scared senpai, i want to see this shithole burn but after i'm gone :^(

Yes, someone does have to do something... we have to make it worse

AAAAAUUUUGUGHGH

Oy vey!

confirmed for jewish meddling

All good user, discovered it a few days ago myself

SWEET. Gold is up .34%

>‘Someone is going to have to do something.'

MY BANK JUST LOCKED ME OUT!!!

>t. lucky jew

This. Euro bros hit the money changer jew as quick as you can. Dump the Euro.

WHO THE FUUCK BUYS NOW

it jumped up 15 cents, are you serious right now

Now let's entertain the thought that they don't bailout every major bank in Europe, that for some reason they can't do that.
What happens then?

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THEY KEEP PROPPING IT UP

Yes. Sauce?

JOOOOS WHY?!

dat big fucking drop to 9.90 says otherwise.

what bank and proof

People flip out on this flag more than fucking BIOT or Marshall Islands.

Gold, S&P 500 (US stock index), Deutsche Bank
US Dollar Index, US 10Y Bond, DAX (Germany's bluechip stock index)
EURUSD, DE 10Y Bund, Europe 50 (Europe's bluechip stock index)

Right now it looks like a lot of money is flowing towards Gold, US Treasury Notes, US Dollar, German Gov Bonds, and flowing away from Euro currency, European blue chip stock index, German blue chip stock index, US S&P500 stock index.

corporate ip range

youtube.com/watch?v=3RQoLy2fnCY

Machines trying to provide liquidity.

Sell offs come in cycles during the day. Wait for the lunch pump and closing dump.

Shit like this happening in every DBKD thread for a month.

meme magic is real

I told people I know who are at the Deutsche Bank to get their money "just to be on the save side".

Im doing my part to crashing this plane.
With no survivors.

Yes hopefully this means the death of the EU

IT'S GOING BACK UP!!!!! HOW ARE (((THEY))) DOING IT!!!!!!!

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>CREDIT SUISSE FALLING
CREDIT SUISSE FALLING
>CREDIT SUISSE FALLING
CREDIT SUISSE FALLING
>CREDIT SUISSE FALLING
CREDIT SUISSE FALLING
>CREDIT SUISSE FALLING
CREDIT SUISSE FALLING

>10.21

why

You do not have that much time. Do you know what a bail in is? Look it up.

It is where they take your money and force you to invest it in the bank to save the bank. I am not joking.

GET YOUR MONEY OUT.

(((lying)))

Fuck I hope this happens we need a fucking big shakeup in the west.

use twitter and jewbook to create a panik, we need ze germans to make a run on banks

All European banks are down.

>shower gondola
now thats what i call /comfy/

They're going to let it die. As a warning to other Euro banks to get their shit together...

This IS the new Lehman.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

i bet the resulting poverty will greatly increase violence towards refugees
so ready to see those headlines

F

Make that hashtag popular : #DeutscheBankBroke

twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=#DeutscheBankBroke&src=typd

>Someone is going to have to do something.'”
I love how Wallstreet hasn't and that they are going to get dicked by their German friends.

>#DeutscheBankBroke
Anyone working it on gab.ai?

Nothing falls straight down until it's actually declared bankrupt. patience.

>just trust us you dumb goyim

I got a business account with Barclays. If DB collapses, Barclays goes down too. I need £40k to pay taxes. Where sjould I put that money? Can I pay 40k in cash? Probably not.

I got other accounts in different countries, but all are euro zone. I've withdrawn all my own money out, but left the tax funds in.

Fug.

Quick how does this effect LT Groups?

You stop living, or so I'm told.

Is NatWest safe? I don't have much money but would like to keep what I do have.

Should I withdraw all my money from Wells Fargo?

Jews

Every god damned time

refugees

>#DeutscheBankBroke

The hashtag needs some pictures of people lining up outside Deutsche.

I JUST WOKE UP GIVE ME A SITREP

buy silver + gold now PMSL

Sit rep is everythings fucked up senpai buy all the gold you can

>mfw jew gold stashed away safely