Iranian User

But seriously, am i the first Iranian user of Cred Forums

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breitbart.com/video/2016/09/29/trump-bernie-sold-devil-hillary/
dailycaller.com/2016/09/29/flashback-10-years-ago-today-hillary-voted-for-a-massive-border-fence/
youtube.com/watch?v=Nr04tpzsNTU&feature=youtu.be
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_Iran
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no, but it is R A R E
A
R
E

Vote Clinton if you want to be invaded and fucked by 2018 or so.

Vote Trump if you want to be annoyed and fucked around, but probably not invaded.

Just remember, you're not negotiating with Hillary. You're negotiating with her controllers.

No, and I'm a half Iranian in America. Hello. Rooz bakhayr.

you sure about that

probably rare, until you post more then you'll be just like the guy from Isle of Man.

No we had an annoying tripfag from iran

FPoP is that you? still selling porno to your friends in burned CDs?

OMG! nice to meet you sir! Rooze Shoma ham bekheyr ;)

For how long are you going to be rare

Is there any chance that Iran remains opposed to Globalism (as in, having its own bank and pissing off da jooz) while turning down Islamist ideology to a degree?

CDs died in say, 10 years ago?

Your leader is a pinup for gay men everywhere. I have a large collection of pics with him kissing other men on the mouth and gently caressing them.
How is it to have a homo lead your country?

OK, how is Cred Forums not banned by Iranian ISP's?

Indeed It is!
I dunno how but i can access Cred Forums using HTTPS

>I have a large collection of pics with him kissing other men
You are an embarrassment.

Because Pepe is a meme of mass destruction created by Iran, see that's why you have to vote for Hillary to put a stop to this.

That would be optimal. Their brand of Islam is slightly less extreme than the others. Still, I'm a big fan of anyone who gives the middle finger to Israel. Enemy of my enemy is my friend, etc.

What you thinking about her?

What Hillary wants to do to your country:

youtube.com/watch?v=HTBdFccqDns

How are international sanctions affecting your everyday life? Is most of the 18-30 crowd still into the fundamentalist Islam meme? Is the telegram app still popular there?

South Lebanese man of Alawite descent here, coming to Iran to find wife next year Habibi

Shutup Mohammed. Fuck off back to your sand dune.

>he doesnt know pipebomb

Do you love Muhammed PBUH?

>Calls other people Homos
>Collects pictures of men kissing

Calling me a mussie, doesn't excuse you from your sick perversion.

kill yourself faggot.

He can't vote but i guess abo's like you don't know that.

kys faggot

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>he can't vote

worldwide.vote/hillary-vs-trump/#/

that's not their leader, but man, he really has his lip in that guy's mouth.

Fuck off Homo fags.

Exercise caution.

you did not get the reference, you are not FPoP. I'm sad now.

Serious question, do you hate us? or is it only your government?

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>tfw wan to go on liquor run but no keys

Man masehee hastam, be Christianity tabdeel kardam, mano edam meekonan agar bar gardam?
Not in the mood to be executed, also dokhtarha degenerate hastan eyneh eenjah?

cheers for the flag

What's the sentiment in Iran about ditching secularism?
Obviously it hasn't turned out too well, but do you still feel it was worth it?

Persians best sandnigger

I love you Jew. I'm voting Trump to help the Jews. Catholic duty is to protect the Jew against the muslim.

I think it's hilarious how you keep catching our Navy snooping around your territory and give them stern warnings. The media over here tries to spin it like Iran is insulting us but it's painfully obvious we got caught doing something shady.

BTW sorry about the whole overthrowing your secular democratic government thing.

Man zabane parsi ra doostdaram

Persians are relatively common on here compared to other sandniggers in my experience.

besides roaches, unfortuantley

Is there a way we could pay you back for your help against globalized islam?

bump 4 trump

...and then Iranon was never heard from again...

No. What was the name of that tripfag from Iran? The one that may have been a qt?

>implying that figgit was actually Iranian.

POST dick or tits or GTFO

Seems our sand boy is no longer present.

Pipebomb - I think.

Nah bro we are good. A shared interest is all we need

Had a friend of a friend that died in Israel last year.

farewell, Iranaon

i hope this is a sign of things to come of more of you showing up. i was always interested in the iranian perspective.

No you're not faggot, dozens of us here

Yo why you gotta act all crazy n shit when clearly you are the most modernized part of Earths gooch?

First iranian poster is a shit poster

Ayy

Rare.
Not as rare as me though

m8 pls

I see this ""rare"" flags everyday in /sg/

You quite present on Cred Forums. But you need to amp up your cancer game,too polite posts.

Explain Iran to me

Is the 2009 reformist movement dead?

no, there was a Iranian tripfag firelord

To be honest, Carrie was shouting and lookin all-western right by thousands of iranians, and NO ONE recognized her?

No one thought, "gee, what is that blonde american woman doing here shouting in english?"

man, fuck this

>Is the 2009 reformist movement dead?
Let's see if OP returns to this thread, if no, I would guess no.

You're about as rare as a whore in celebrity limo you little dune coon fuckboi.

RARE

Cred Forums is haram
see you in sharia court

>save file
>ir.gif already exists. Would you like to replace it?
Appreciate the sentiment though
Good luck in the oncoming israeli backed war

Pipe bomb?

that's it

KEK!!!!

he seems to be an arab, but i'm not sure
Our leader and the other Mullahs don't wear their Ammame like that

this, you can tell that most rare flags are exclusive to one poster. Another example would be the two from Cyprus and Guam

how do you feel about your women being covered up in black burka tents? do you like it? do you wish it would go away?

Believe me dude, we don't have anything to do with your country and thats only because of the governments policies. By us, you mean the people so no we don't

answer me nigger

heh, good one.

is that even edited? if not that's fucking amazing. She's scary as shit. would not want to be in same room with.

Is it true that Shia are Christian allies against the Eternal Sunni

that's Yasser Arafat you retard

If you're a male then yeah. Otherwise, if you're a female, they'd whip you until you change back to islam.

No, you're not.

Post pic of ur window view pls iranbro

>FPoP
>literally emailed me asking for money

Jonne please. He's probably dead or still lurking on opchan.

No we used to have a mod Pipebomb that was from Iran. Don't know what happened to xir.

>first iranian user
>save flag
>You already have a file this name. Do you want to rename or overwrite?

FUCKING LIAR

On a more serious note, I look forward to visiting Iran someday when we invade.

You should read up on a certain gentleman named Chubek OP

>Gives middle finger to Israel
>Haha Iran is my friend
>Death to America

Huh...

FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH ISRAEL
NOW IRAN IS MY BEST FRIEND

The movement is, but most of the ones doing so are still active. Well actually, the president, Mr. Rouhani, could be considered as one of them. Although, he is not against the Leader at all.

So tolerant

Yey :D
shoma chetor vasl shodin?
4chano negah miknan? nagiranemoon? xD

will iran ever be western again

فکر نکم بتونن ببینن چی می نویسیم.
No, aside from freedom of speech, classical music and rationalism, western culture is cancerous.

How's daily life in iran, is syria in your news daily?

How soon until you're officially BFFs with russia?

not when we constantly threaten them

Can you make your women stop getting plastic surgery on their noses? Thanks.

No.
May you Tell me about your surroundings, please?

I dunno, but I already have your flag.

No, there was a iranian tranny called pipebomb.

normal. No terrorist Attacks! no injuries! no deaths!
it's so secure. and Tourists are coming here more often than not. no syria isn't on our news daily, but victories by their army is reported.
No we won't. you know we have a slogan "na sharghi, na qarbi, jomhoorie eslami" meaning not Eastern, nor Western - Islamic Republican

What do you think of Russia?

no barrar jan, there's a lot of us here

>not Eastern, nor Western - Islamic Republican
adorably anachronistic

>Islamic Republican
Disgusting

>western culture is cancerous.

We have fantastic food too though...

>who is pipebomb and chubek

>mexico

Op
There were 2 Tripfags
Pipebomb
And a mental case furfag called Chuburek or some shit. I forget it was a long time ago

>Mexico
Disgusting

Yeah that too.

assalamulaikum brother

Didn't chubek kill himself?
Fuck I laughed until I shat my pants at his waking up in Casualty photos after a pill overdose

apologize for taking hostages Darius

historically Iran has had better relations with Republican govs than democratic. dems have always been the dirtiest piece of shit when it comes to Iran.

Apologize for the existence of the Clinton

gibs car collection pls sultan

Why does Iran still care about Israel? They can't really directly threaten Iran but fighting over them with west costs a colossal amount. Even if you loathe them damaging yourself to spite them is silly.

Meanwhile your Sunni neighbors are an aggressive threat that would genocide every non sunni if they could.

Possibly but my Persian brother I waited at long last

When will the genocide of the A*abs happen

SKADOOSH CREW UP IN HERE

yeah Seriously, any second Saudi Arabia could attack us and that worries me. Things got worsen after last year's catastrophe in the Haj, where lots of muslims and Iranian people were squashed under the crowd

Great Times

NUKE FUCKING SAUDS RIGHT NOW!

How are your relations with India? Do you want to get closer relations with them again?

To be honest, most people would want you to be not Western, not Eastern nor Islamic. They want you to be your own and secular.

Atleast I want this, your country seems nice and pretty, and I'd like to visit and maybe do business and live there, but I'm not fond of the Islamic realms. But then again, if you're happy who are we to tell you what to do.

Nope. Not edited. Ever see any of her AIPAC speeches? She is more hawkish than any other career politician. She wants to go to war with everyone. Why? Because she owes a lot of favors via the Clinton Foundation.

آن سگ برای آنچه که آنها انجام پرداخت

MECCA IS IN THE HANDS OF HERTICS
THE PERSIAN GULF WILL FLOW IN ARAB BLOOD SOON

Last time he posted, he said something like his mom fooled him into getting admitted into a mental hospital or something.

Is your computer rigged to explode when it's turned on the wrong way?

I'm Iranian also but on phone and can't chit chat. Lots of Iranians here. There's one on here with Netherlands flag who has severe autism but most of the others are pretty decent.

Kek,he went saying mom promised him prostitutes there.

I like this guy

I'm sorry i can't understand your question?
what do you mean by wrong way?

Hows life over there?

How badly has Islam destroyed your country and what are you doing to remove kebab?

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fuck I hate this bitch

You're the muslim so you tell me, I don't know that much about bombs.

Enjoy your Mudshit terrorist regime while you can, because one day Israel and Saudi Arabia are going to come for them.

calm down, greatest ally
we'd rather do business with them than bomb them to shit

That's a meme. Iran was already in ruins and has been since the collapse of Safavids. My fathers district didn't have running water or electricity until after the revolution. Would have happened under the shah anyway but it wasn't the mullahs that turns Iran into a shithole

We can do business with their next government. This one has got to go.

koskesh

I met an Iranian dude who emigrated to the US when he was like 7 years old.

When I asked him how snackbar the Iranians actually are he replied with "Only the government is snackbar, the people are not".
I keep hearing this bullshit. Obviously, pictures such as depict a (probably elite) minority that does not represent the general attitude of the population. Every nation has the government it deserves, and since the majority of Iranians are insane snackbars (there goes the pleonasm) they have an insane snackbar government.

Fuck Iran, fuck all Shiites, fuck Saudi Arabia, fuck all Sunnites, fuck Islam, fuck Muslims, fuck Jews, fuck Christians, fuck all those insane retards who love leeching off modern science's comfortable accomplishment but won't even acknowledge that snakes can't fucking talk and micro and macro evolution is actually happening, has always been and always will.

Fuck retards who believe in God or some other shit. Burn them all.

when are you cucks going to revolt

this

It's bout 10% that are snackbar. Another 50% are Muslim but hate the theocracy and are very open minded. The rest are secular.

Danke, mein nationalsozialistischer Bruder.

how's the country going?

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>It's bout 10% that are snackbar. Another 50% are Muslim but hate the theocracy and are very open minded. The rest are secular.


Yeah, and every Iranian is white.

dar khosuse esrae'il che fekr mikoni?

nah you're not , but i'm glad we have a new persian user among us , we really don't hate you at all , our countries are governed by a bunch of apes who irresponsibly obey to Israel who hate you.
Sorry for the embargo i hope our countries will finally know peace and be a great partner in trades , military , cultural exchange and i always wanted to visit your country freely ( i'm a guy so don't worry about rape ).
Also how are you and your country doing ? we lack of information but i believe your country is in good shape.

there are many kinds of whites within the white race mountain jew.

>mountain jew
kek

What being muslim has to do with bombs?
I'm lost here

your religion predisposes you to suicidal-homicidal tendencies

I'm not sure what is to disbelieve of what i said. About 10% are hezbollahis and love theorcracy. They think it's great. Most Iranian Muslims hate it. Khomeinis tomb is always empty, all Muslims see the other shrines. My extended family is very religious compared to average families. Many of them pray 5 times a day etc. they absolute hate theocracy and the mullahs and don't want the laws imposed on people. Iranian Muslims today are very different from the 70's and 80's.

I don't mind Iranian Muslims or even the 10% that are hezbollahis. They're generally pretty kind people and generous people and would do anything for you, particularly if you're a tourist from a place like Switzerland. Iranian Muslims generally are quite different to what pol imagines all Muslims to be like. Saudis and French/Belgian/UK Muslims are the worst and want to dominate you. Iranian Muslims don't even perceive these as Muslims

I'm atheist by the way. But I was fortunate enough to have parents that didnt indoctrinate me

Kind of like that flag predisposes you to being an idiot

>Fuck Christians
>Kill them all

How well do you know about our religion?
AFAIK, it doesn't pursue this belief. ISIS religion is not Islam. Please don't believe them

I think he was trying to be funny.

ISIS is just a recreation of Mohammed's conquests and the four Rashidun caliphates, but with more modern weaponry.

ISIS is as Islamic as it is possible to be.

Do you guys know where Al-Baghdadi is? I'm asking for a friend.

>ISIS religion is not Islam.
Except they are one of the purest forms of Islam. Don't be dishonest.

Nope, you're just a newshit.
I have seen at least 10 unique Iranian posters on Cred Forums and 5 on Cred Forums.

Is this /MENA/ ?

>ISIS religion is not Islam.
it is. dont fool yourself
newfag needs some redpills

I hear you guys but my problem with that is isis is funded by western interests.
so what's really going on here? I don't like muslims but I also don't like jews trying to cause war.

Durka durka, muhammad jihad

Islam is fucking dogshit, the sooner you learn that the better.
ISIS, the Saudis, the Islamic republics, etc... all of them are cancer. They all need to be purged.
I'm pretty sure you're one of those faggot cocksuckers that form the mudslimic version of CTR so fuck off.

Ah, I love a good R A R E thread.

logic behind it was: muds killing muds and nothing of value is lost. lets send our muds to die there too!

until Paris happened but US doesn't care much since its mainly europe that is being hit

Damn Iranbro, are you not going to get lashed for such unconventional statements?

Good spirit though!

oops replying to him

kek

hey snowden
jews did it right?

Is inbreeding common in Iran?

dcgazette.com/2014/muslim-inbreeding-may-genetic-catastrophe/

Also, pic related. Any chance of this coming back?

are you that iranian ponyfag
if you're not, then there are more of you guys

Since when you have internet?

Let's not forget this happened.

Everyone on Cred Forums is Iranian diaspora

Actually, anyone can vote in some states.

>no ID required because DAS WAYCISS

So...if for whatever reason I happened to be in the US for the elections, I could actually vote? That's crazy!

When will you fuckers hang every Mullah in the country?

fuck off paki

Will the Islamic revolution ever be reversed? Iran was far more respectable before that...

‘Bernie Sold Out To The Devil’ Hillary

breitbart.com/video/2016/09/29/trump-bernie-sold-devil-hillary/

10 Years Ago Today, Hillary Voted For A Massive Border Fence

dailycaller.com/2016/09/29/flashback-10-years-ago-today-hillary-voted-for-a-massive-border-fence/

Hillary’s Favorite World Leader – Angela Merkel

youtube.com/watch?v=Nr04tpzsNTU&feature=youtu.be

>sage

I know who it is you dumb bitch. Pics of the other poofter are on my pc at home and I am far away from there until tonight

This guy gets it. ISIS are Islamic evangelists. They don't even mandate burkas, because it's not in their canon of scripture. Recently they even banned them in mosul for security reasons, after female partisans and SAS undercovers started offing them in burkas...

No, there used to be a few here in the old days. Every Iranian I've me in Austrlia have been really nice people actually. I want to visit Iran one day. Hopefully Israel doesn't succeed in getting America and its allies to go to war with you guys before then.

No, but you're probably going to be the last.

Since you're the first to open your mouth I might as well expose you first.

archive.fo/4iOTI

>Everyone read that.

So, as you can see from post

Is this real or some guys on IRC joking?

kiram too kose ammat koondeh. bargard be ballatarin.

It's mostly feminism that is cancerous.

>nationalism
>western culture

Ahmadinejad had the best reaction images for pol when he was getting media attention. I hope hope he gets elected to some position of power again.

Yeah its retarded. Here's a video proving it

m.youtube.com/watch?v=DlDgOIdD3BY

There was an iranian grill who used to tripfag and pretend to be a jew. She trolled Cred Forums for years before flags.

Does it make you horny to imagine he's an uneducated savage nigger? Maybw he even has a machete

>implying a mexican was able to cross the wall

There was an Iranian furry tht used to hang out on Cred Forums a while ago. He might still be around.

Don't you mean Persian?

FPOP is (was) one of the most consistently unfunny and annoying tripfags I ever had the displeasure to withness. Everything he touched - /k/, OpChan, Krautchan - turned into utter unrecoverable shit.

MODS!!!!! do your fucking job and ban this fucking newfag

I have a few thousand hours studied into the bible. Its an allegory for the journey of the sun/son/soul/spirit/spiral mixed with astrotheology. The snake isn't talking you fucking retarded switzerland nigfucker. When Jesus said be as wise as serpents and kind as doves, he was referring to the wisdom of nature (read up on hebrew gematria, serpent is the same as nature as the same as wisdom). The TREE of life represents nature and the fruit represents the FRUITS of nature's work that you can consume, observe, identify, but must not use if you do not understand natural law because you will use it for the ego. Which obviously "Burn them all." is a very ego based statement of internal rejection of the sacred feminine aspect of reality. tl;dr you literally just pulled a white version of 'muh dick'. idiot.

she has a nice silhouette

The funny thing is, despite all of Murricas bantz about invading Iran and all of Iran's mouthing off about Israel; Iran has been an incredibly peaceful country.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_Iran

The last time they attacked a foreign nation without obvious provocation was hundreds of years ago. I can't stand warmongering against Persia.

What's wrong upside-down Iran?

The 'German' who killed 6 people in Germany with a glock, was a muslim hating Iranian. He browsed Cred Forums and had steamgroups about Cred Forums and Hitler.

what did you eat yesterday op?