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>>>>>>>>>>>>Deutsche Bank COLLAPSES Tomorrow Friday 9-30-2016 Expected to wipe out banking system worldwide
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EVERYTHING IS FINE
Keep the thread bumped, it's the reserve
This, it's going to rally to 10,50 ish by the end of the day.
Go back to jacking off to anime
Ok?
Bump
Bump dammit
Stop shitposting you cunts. These threads are too fast. I want a comfy apocalypse
This was a thread I made, but some other user beat me to it. It's on reserve now, let's not waste bandwidth
What happens when NYSE opens?
until we get a sticky, It's all we can do
It grow up.
FUCKING CRASH
Everything is fine.
Please disperse.
Why isn't it staying below 9?
Can we somehow blame this on Grease?
Clearly staying above 10.10
Happening over shills.
Down we go lads
Good goys will buy and it'll be another happening avoided
Threadly reminder that Cred Forums is never right about this.
But I think this time they may be right. Going to bed
THE BBC SAYS FOR GERMANS TO GO ATM, ASAP
They're sending me a message
>they're bringing all these ( ( ( important big people ) ) ) to convince people that everything is fine and calm and should just go buy instead
#DeutscheBankBroke
ATTENTION
>ATTENTION
ATTENTION
>ATTENTION
GET IT TRENDING NOW!!
IF EVEN 50 PEOPLE SEE THE HASHTAG AND WITHDRAW STOCKS THE ECONOMY CRASHES AND WE WIN THE ELECTION IN A LANDSLIDE
THE ECONOMY IS LITERALLY CRASHING RIGHT NOW
NO SURVIVORS
#DeutscheBankBroke
ITS OVER
NOT A DRILL
SPREAD THIS AND TELL ALL THE NORMIES YOU KNOW
>This wog guy saying PLS DONT SELL ITALIAN BANKS
No problemo we safe goys
>new thread
>also #7
>can't delete new threads on Cred Forums and couldn't beat the other thread so just saying "screw it" and linking to this 20 minute old thread
>threads reaching bump limit in 20 minutes anyway
wew
Kek wills it! Die you fucking bank
It's bouncing, can't work its way back up though.
>10.30
(((THEY))) CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
lmfao oh jesus
DB is buying its own stock to starve off inveitable.
Soros is putting a shit ton of cash into shorting the Euro
Happening will occur maybe not today but soon.
goys don't have any standing in the stock market. there's nowhere else but down from now
thats the sad part, germany will never be able to stick up to its own stock market they will always be propped up and lied too, and continue to falll to ashes
Guys guys...
...what if instead of bailing the banks...
...they instead jailed the fuckers?
How does he do it?
why?
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Based MANECO64
What are you watching?
Unless everything else collapses DB will be fine.
Let's crash this plane like hillary crashed her emails
YOU CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
Reminder: Spam #DeutscheBankBroke
Make the happening happen.
Short it too if you want to make some cash.
>10.3
lmaoooooooooooooooooo happening fags on suicide watch
#DeutschBankBroke
#DeutschBankBroke
#DeutschBankBroke
I like your style
this big headed manlet from alice in wonderland
Its futile. the ceo is also buying its own stock so that he has more time to devour merkel's dick for a bailout
PLS SEND ME THE SCRIPT SCHLOMO
Market is on its way to a strong recovery just like I'd hoped. Another 10 years hurrah!
You guys should know by now that the market is too big to fail, and that it will forever be strong because the world wants it to be.
Every country is trying to prop up the stock right now to hold off for a bailout.
That's like saying "unless the barn burns down nothing will catch fire"
the comfiest show in the world
Go Go gadget dB collapse
Shiiieeettttt
nice trips
are we dead yet?
That's very anti semitic of you.
You need a motherfucker of an Internet connection to rig the game famalam
WHY WON'T (((THEY))) JUST LET IT DIE!! THE POOR DEAD BODY, CUT OFF THE LIFE SUPPORT YOU MONSTERS!
OP why do you keep posting
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instead of
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I'm just curious, why are you posting that link instead?
lol Cred Forums IS NEVER RIGHT.
We're sadly not iceland.
The good news is we're now watching as massive amounts of jews and shills are parted from their money forever.
thx ahmed
Ancient egyptian symbols give kek power, and dubs to us in turn
Interesting
Look, it's already above 10.10 go to bed and fuck off.
...
He can't outlast Soros and our shitposting.
What if we put them in a camp, where, when they learn the value of work, they can be set free?
DOW futures -200 for the day. It will be a red day but not to bad. Finance sector will be down but not to bad. It has to spread to US this will take time. Basically US will have to wait to see that EU and german government do.
YOU AGAIN
You know it was at 10.88 at closing, right?
>10.21
...
A few min ago it was above 10.20
Not yet
Wait for November 8th
Is this enough?
HALLO
I WOULD LIKE TO PURCHASE BREAD
>yfw Burger markets open and they drive Europe into the abyss
T-Trust us, goy! Everything is f-fine!
GOD DAMN IT
This user knows whats up
Also why is bloomberg avoiding to talk about deutsche bank now
> happening fags btfo
Lol what?
>"Guise look it's already recovered, it's gonna be alright now, let's go home!"
>Markets don't close for another 7 hours.
DBIDF pls go
Burger markets will open and save it, dunbass.
It's over, about 10 is the new normal but it will be normal.
...
>what is a bounce
Oh you'll start fresh alright,,,,,,,
Google knows whats up.
Spam #DeutscheBankBroke to meme the collapse.
Post more Shiro.
Because it looks much cooler and secretive you pleb.
Every fucking thread I'm right when it doesn't happen. Not going to happen
>dunbass
>Americans believing they have or ever will save Europe
I-i-i-it's just a dead cat bounce. I s-s-swear.
Reminder these were the same kind of news posts that attempted to reduce panic in 2008
Reminder that you cannot fight the tide of incompetant banks. No amount of anti-fear will help
k
I'm so dead they're registering my vote
> n-nothing to see here
> j-just a normal open at the markets
Yes please
>implying Soros and Lord Rothschild will allow this bank to be saved
They are betting against it, therefore it will die
Spread the word krauts time to pull your money out of the Deutsche Bank....
Remember What happen in Greece
Send a tweet to 50 cent he is strong in the financial game.
What flag is that anyway?
We can't save cucks from cuckoldry itself.
Timor Leste
Remind them what happened to Cyprus with the force bail-in
East- Timor
#DeutscheBankBroke
ATTENTION
>ATTENTION
ATTENTION
>ATTENTION
GET IT TRENDING NOW!!
IF EVEN 50 PEOPLE SEE THE HASHTAG AND WITHDRAW STOCKS THE ECONOMY CRASHES AND WE WIN THE ELECTION IN A LANDSLIDE
THE ECONOMY IS LITERALLY CRASHING RIGHT NOW
NO SURVIVORS
#DeutscheBankBroke
ITS OVER
NOT A DRILL
COPY/PASTE THIS AND SPREAD EVERYWHERE.
ALL WE NEED IS 3 POSTS PER MINUTE TO GET IT TRENDING
GO!!!!!
Short deutsche bank.
Bank ends on the 13th.
>10.32
>10.33
>10.34
REEEEEEE
what flag are you?
will it die again, or will (((they))) rig it more
Beat me to it.
it's over...
Get BBC trending.
THIS IS THE FUTURE YOU CHOSE
Daily reminder: there are no miracles in the financial market
Gib nat gas.
Gib oil deposits.
they'll try to keep this frankenstein alive, not knowing they only make it worse
I will not remove my buttplug until DB burns.
What does all this mean, in normie speak? Prices going to go up or something?
sauce please
>this
this
>this
this
MAKE IT HAPPEN FAGS, MEME THE ECONOMY CRASH INTO EXISTENCE
Where were you when the world's economy collapsed?
They'll keep it up until next week.
Soros and Lord Rothschild have put up hundreds of millions against it/the Euro, it's going down soon.
We just want it down NOW
Does anyone have a picture of that day in 08 that DJI lost 800 points? i want to see what that looked like
(((they))) rigged tonights market it might not crash it would take a mircale to get it to crash, why are incompetent fucks keeping the stock
How do I learn Jew math?
Comfy
Counting my silver with a green tea and a cigarette.
big ben is drawn in suffolk, that is not where big ben is.
I hope you're ready
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>having physical silver
It's like a physical manifestation of cuckholdry
THIS
Meme magic is dwindling
is it over?
First you take 50 dollars and invest your 40 dollars in stocks, then your 30 dollars shows an average return, so you take your 20 dollars and buy 10 dollars worth of bonds and in 30 years your 5 dollars will be worth 2 dollars. Got it?
>mfw it will close in green
Enjoy waiting until mid-October, leaf.
NOT BLACK ENOUGH TO BE BERLIN
i dont have sad panda senpai tell me a name
Literally nothing is going to happen unless you own businesses.
That black moon though. End of the world.
DB will crash the global economy with no survivors. Kek wills it.
never mind i found it
Banks won't give you money until currency hits rock bottom.
>mfw DB's buying their own stock to get someone to buy them out of their greedy incompetence
ahahahaha
we have a phrase saying 'dweilen met de kraan open' roughly meaning mopping with the water tap open'
This is exactly what DB is doing right now.
A fairly well known seller of gold in the UK is selling out a lot of their stock. Someone is buying a lot of physical gold
Buy Bitcoin
Name pls
Help Hague
Nah, it wont be over for a couple weeks, whether it crashes or doesn't. Having a big downward trend with zero recovery or fluctuation would have been a run, which is what everyone was hoping for. Doesn't mean it cant happen tomorrow or the next day, and no amount of CEO stock buying can do shit if that happens.
It isn't happening
Really got your hopes up didn't you lads?
Shame that, once again, there is no happening. The nation of Deutschland is too diverse to fail.
Deutsche Bank boss says 'this bank is strong'
its got a long way to go before it does, it opened -6% and will probably close at just above 10.10
How does this trend compare to 08?
happening cancelled, go home fellas
it's just a matter of time
The more they delay it the bigger the bust
The next crash is guaranteed to be worse than 2008..
When a CEO comes out and says that during a crisis you know it is over.
Russia will not accept that new world currency anyway.
By diverse, you mean, cultural marxism works?
It has only begun
Big things take time to burn
Even Australian normie news is reporting on it.
>abc.net.au
Time to bullshit lie .
So employes don't sell
What the fuck happened, I thought we had a happening on our hands.
It will be problems of Russia. Fuck.
It'll happen... eventually
You will take what ever you can get Russianon you have to sell gas and oil to stay afloat. Europe ain't gonna pay you in gold.
What I mean is, die Lehman bros, have the up-down trend and if yes, for how long, we might be able to get a time frame on the crash.
Easy lad, they've just gone into damage control. These things take time.
Let me translate this from German for you:
"My jew overlords have successfully beaten back the wolves for a day or so, just long enough for me to cash my stock options at a reasonable value. The rest of you suckers are on your own starting tomorrow. Peace bitches"
This
The fact he even mentions speculation is a huge red flag
DB is stronger than ever guys! Nothing to see here, please disperse.
Kek
Got it!
IT'S GOING DOWN NOW
ANUDDAH SHOAH INCOMING
It's on life support for the moment m8
No, it will help us to save ourselves from NWO.
>Suddenly 10.27
>At no point in the last 20 years has Deutsche Bank been as strong as it is now
Oh god they're fucking dead
He knows it is over. No CEO makes a statement like that during a confidence crisis.
You idiots missed the real story this morning.
finance.yahoo.com
At that point I would've immediately sell. Boss don't just sends emails like that if everything is alright.
>20 years
>stronger than ever
he'll do anything to get his bank alive
>his name is Cryan
He is the physical manifestation of Wojak.
WHO THE FUCK IS BUYING?? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
Do you feel it?
No, fuck NWO.
Watch for all the emergency meetings over the next 7 days.
Tuesday banks are closed on Monday.
Suzuka-sama's Servant [English]
aye I know, massive job cuts and pulling business away from deutsche bank, its getting grim by the week
Douche Bank had a heart attack and is now laying in the back of the ambulance with the paramedics pumping away on its chest.
Outlook isn't good.
...
The bank and bots are buying. Gotta keep pumping it.
What said.
That's not helping Commerzbank this morning.
guys this happening has caused me to have an erection lasting more than four hours.
wat do?
Ah okay. All the world will progress but Russia will have spiritual tights, and orthodoxes banning abortions. But with obligatory multinationality. Great future!
...
Deutsche Bank is the first domino and everyone knows it
There's no point in wasting capital elsewhere
DB is buying. They are spending money trying to get to the end of the day. Then they have a 3 day weekend to try an effect a rescue. DB is gonna beg borrow and steal to get through today.
I do not see who can come in and save DB.
meanwhile 1/3 of your country is HIV positive
>90960756
and that happens today, please let something happen.
Have you tried punching yourself in the dick?
They will voraciously suck merkel's dick to stay afloat
You're gonna have all kinds of ( ( ( ( Financial Experts ) ) ) ) Hovering above merkel, putting pressure on her for a bailout
Holy hell. Sell like there's no tomorrow. This guy is trying to stabilize the fall long enough to ditch his shares at the cost of his employee's wealth.
No, only 1.5%.
it was
...
Buy cheap German qt for wife in a few days. Super cheap total sluts in the sheets. Even the virgins will be cheap. Get a couple before the arabs buy up german qt 3.14s
Looking like miracle to me f.am
try jacking off. Also havent you guys noticed it has not gone down for a long time i think they rigged it where noone can sell anymore.
I know, just hard to see sometimes
WTF why is it at 10.40.
They can't keep getting away with it
>10.40
its already over, noone has been selling for atleast 20 minutes, they know everyone wants it dead
They're simply trying to cushion the blow today but it won't work long term.
Normally the media is always trying to calm fears but not today:
> European shares tumble as Deutsche Bank tanks
>Deutsche Bank fell nearly 9 per cent to below €10 for the first time ever following a Bloomberg report that some hedge funds had withdrawn some excess cash and adjusted positions
In darkness, I shall be light. In times of doubt, I shall keep faith.
For fuck sake, just let it crash jews
Cred Forums BTFO!
(((they))) bought all the cheap shares, now prepare for DBK to skyrocket! You fell for the jews again!
This, holy shit kek
Yup hell they might go beg Turkey to buy them if they can get Merkel to approve it. This could be muslims conquering a Eurpean capital through economic means.
If Turkey saves DB then they get passport to Europe.
they're buying themselves so hard it's disgusting
Wait till NYSE opens m8
will this affect me in any way
This
You can't out-Jew Jew York
It is still at 10 it goes up and down from that, and it has been below 10 too. Still fucking bad from 6 months ago when was at 16.
If you ask, then no.
Did I just see a half-dead bill clinton with the jew hat and with israeli flags in the background?
/r/ the pic of the middle eastern looking military official explaining something to a mic
This is over. Nothing happened. Fuck you Cred Forums, fuck you KEK.
soon
Yup someone is trying to be a white knight. That or a really big fish is giving room so smaller fish can get out.
I guess we now know what else was in email to staff.
You want jobs tuesdsy all buy 1000s worth shares each now
Idiots like you think it won't fail, but Cred Forums didn't start this "meme" Soros did when he and the Rothschild bet it would fail.
What's more disgusting is that appears to be working, but then again I am retarded when it comes to stuff like this so I don't know what's going to happen.
Nope just a white knight buying breathing room for the rats to get out.
shlomo and his goyim at the ECB are just protection buying to kick the can further
If this trend continues it'll be at 11.00 by end of the day
BUY BUY BUY
or computer rigging, the bank buying its stock, and hyper jews probably all 3 its retarded and really really disgusting.
mfw history is repeating itself
Not until America has to go save Europe after WWIII kicks off. We fighting Russia this time.
they're just delaying the inevitable. the ceo is probably trying to save his ass before gtfoing forever on a tropical island with his benefits
those people are pure scum
>that appears to be working
It's only 2 hours into the day and they're still down well over 4% from the last close
Soros, Lord Rothschild and the media are against them
Banks and markets across Europe are shitting themselves
When America wakes up shit's going to hit the fan
The bank will be dead by Tuesday at the latest.
Daily reminder Harold Shipman got a tweet from an economist who appears frequently on CNBC
Why do you guys WANT this shit to crash? It will only ruin things for poorfags while rich fatcats will only get richer.
Bloomberg shilling for DB telling everyone to calm down. No one is buying it. down again.
They're going to run out of money soon enough. Buyback can't last forever. Deutsche dies todays
nowhere is safe from the 'we saved your asses' yanks
Kek's will is chaos.
>Cred Forums being delusional again
Tfw bought 1000 shares for the bargain price of 9.91. Who /comfy/ here??
They sold off an insurance division for 1B you think they have spent it yet.
i'm tired of this shit life
i just want to watch the world burn
Some systems are too big to change.
They need to come crashing down.
Look at this Magyar and recognise self-destruction when you see it
Famous last words, but strongest they've been in 20 years amirite?
>deutsche climbing
>credit suisse still falling
MFW swiss BTFO
Try watching granny porn
Bloomberg begging for people not to panic right now. Telling guests to be careful with what they say on air.
word is out it is over
DROP THE BASE
A high risk, low yield investment is something to be comfy about?
Make it stop REEEEEEE
This desu
Cheked
Wtf happened
I was here when it went to 9.92
wtf why did it go up
now I remembered why I stopped watching bloomberg, goddamn they're cats.
Can't be far off
1bn is chump change to soros
when you drop a ball off of a tall building, what happens?
You tell me, SATAN!
because of
Curious about wh the best strategy I would be now?
Withdraw all my money from my account?Then what? Then I have €-cash. This only protects me against the failing off the bank but not of the whole currency
>how to play the Jew game
They're putting a tourniquet on the wound
...
its still well under yesterdays close, so like... don't fret
fug meant to quote
jewish rats and computers buying there own shit back and canceling all selling probably i say a 90 percent chance.
Look at the wolrd markets.
What do you mean the bank is out of money?
Okay so I just went to my ATM and pulled a bunch of € out of my account because you fucktards made me panic but there wasn't even a queue
Literally nothing will happen faggots
1% isn't much desu.
This
You'll thank us later faggot.
FUCKING DIE ECONOMY
Good news is for any anons here into day trading, you could make a quick bit of dosh on theses bounces right now,
>He's still using Euros
You are already dead
>he fell for the meme
CONFIRMED DENIAL
SELL AS HELL
He's literally telling his staff to buy shares wtf
Is this even legal?
99% of your population don't watch the openning of the stock market. The next 7 days are going to be very rough, you're lucky you got in early.
Watch out for your tanned countrymen on your way to stuff it under your bed.
Looking forward to seeing all hell break loose when it becomes apparent that Germany has no choice but to break the rules they are punishing the Greeks and Italians with and bail out DB.
lol, nice flag btw
You had only one fucking job, /pol. I supposed to wake up today and see the economy burn. And it's fucking nothing. Again.
This
karma is the sweeeeeeeeeetest drug.
Switch currency to pound, dollars, or yen. Move securities to safe haven assets like fixed income equities.
If you have put money into a bank look to UK banks.
>not realizing Cred Forums is satire
Boy, you got /jewed/...
>tfw DBK is turning on the thrusters
BUY! BUY! BUY! BUY!
Let's go boys, make some money on this panic!
Is it technically Insider trading? If so, fuuuuuck no.
Good luck with them Euros
THIS
t. John "I'm" Cryan
HAHA he already ded!!!11
[collapses 13dimensionally]
listen to this user. take out more euros tomorrow and the days after each time to the limit the ATM lets you. you're on the leading edge of the bank run which means you're winning here, small victory but you won't be AS ficki'd as people next week.
Good now convert some of the currency to pounds, dollars, or yen your choice. Hide your physical euros. Tell your friends and family to do the same that is if you care about them. Now wait 30 days.
If we are wrong deposit them back into the bank. If not you will thank us.
HERE WE GO
WAR
IT BOUNCED
IT FINALLY BOUNCED
>10.34
IS THIS IT
IT'S TIME
Are we going in to cuz I am bored
someone make new thread
wanking right now and can't
We're gonna need a bigger denbts collector
Stupid goys, you could have bought, but you didn't. Now look at this bad boy ;)
you got time to type while wanking you got ime to make a new thread
HAIL PEPE
LONG LIVE KEK
...
IDS HABBEDING?
Yeah but only after Europe kills several million of its people again.
I really do not want another brothers war but you know how the jew is.
NEW
Who here doing a /big short/
Are they really? Holy fuck that's unbelievable, they're losing money as it is and they've been selling off their only profitable assets. It really is happening.
1B is a fart in the wind on a day like today.
>wtf why did it go up
C'mon guys, I haven't have such fun since the OBR threads in /po.
t.porosenok petr
Gold, silver, food, gasoline/other fuel sources, cigarettes, firearms and ammunition. Diversify.
>leftshits so spoiled by America keeping Europe from becoming a commie asian shithole (so it can stay a socialist Eurotrash shithole) they constantly take out their angst on "Daddy"
today will be a tense day in the backrooms of DB...good thing they have a weekend to call in all their debts.
I wonder what MMe. LaGarde has to say about all this. Is it a coincidence that as of tmrw the yuan achieves reserve currency status?
Snake eating it's own tail.
