MIRACLE OR RUSE? #8

how many they throw away to keep it stable ?

we must invest our faith in kek. should he will it, DB dies today.

>being this German

THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4

Yes. New York jews do not play around.

>t. DB employee
Will you even have enough Euros to buy rope?

BENIS

Oy vey. Good goyim.

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Dow again 10.39

sellers are finding buyers again.

here's how the markets are looking right now

SELL SELL SELL

Something tells me it dies today

SHE'S ABOUT TO TIP OVER LADS
MAN THE LIFE BOATS!

???

DB still has as high as a market cap as fucking Twitter

Do you see Twitter going down soon?

DB is fine!

Nah next week.

Hmm yes this all looks very interesting

DB are gonna fight like hell to make it the 3 day weekend.

Bloomberg has just said DB market cap is less than Twitter. Guest just said it is looking like a penny stock and said you do not want to be DB share holder.

Kraut bank lost ~70% of value in a year. This is a CLEAR sign something will happen. Bail-in the most logical choice. Either that or total freefall of EU economy

Next monday will be pretty interesting to see.

Why is this news material on Cred Forums? If you look at the week chart it looks like the current dip is just the same as the other low points of the last week, and rising. It doesn't even look like a big deal, what gives?

monday is a national holiday in germany

wait for tuesday

>twitter
>comparing the stock of a literal shitposting website with the stock of the bank with the largest debt in the world

That is not a good thing. There is pressure on Jack to sell twitter to Disney on the street. Disney is taking a hard look at buying twitter.

>Cryan has ruled out state aid
Interesting, so hes not going to ask for help

Twitter doesn't have $15 trillion in liabilities

>What gives?
I don't know user, everything looks fine to me

exactly

this is blown out of proportion by happening fags who dont understand whats going on

DB is fine!

>zerohedge.com/news/2016-09-29/run-begins-deutsche-bank-hedge-fund-clients-cut-collateral-exposure

>zerohedge.com/news/2016-09-29/how-much-liquidity-deutsche-bank-has-moment-and-what-happens-next

...Which ultimately means that DB really has four options: raise capital (sell equity, convert CoCos, which may results in an even bigger drop in the stock price due to dilution or concerns the liquidity raise may not be sufficient), approach the ECB for a liquidity bridge (this may also backfire as counterparties scramble to flee a central bank-backstopped institution), appeal for a state bailout (Merkel has so far said "Nein") or implement a bail-in, eliminating billions in unsecured claims (and deposits) and leading to a full-blown systemic bank run as depositors everywhere rush to withdraw their savings, leading to a collapse of the fractional reserve banking mode (in which there is only 10 cents in physical deliverable cash for every dollar in depositor claims).

CONFIRMED DENIAL
I REPEAT
CONFIRMED DENIAL

Sell the hell out of it.

Yeah why would a constant trend downward for a huge bank like this be a bad thing?

If they make it to Tuesday. 5+ hours left in the day.

Still not sure what this all means, can someone just put it simply what's going on right now and how it's gonna significantly affect me or anyone for that matter?

Link to the national holiday pls

Eitherway we're all fucked.

>Employees won't have a job in a month
>Their savings will be gone

Gee

retard

3rd October man

national unity

Yes you can see people are flying to 'saftey'
buying Gold
buying the US Dollar and selling the Euro
buying bonds

it's OGRE

Fuck you mehmet.

I pulled a fifth of my money out of my account today

feelsgoodman

Going towards 10.5 wth is going on here

>wanting to lose four fifths of your money
...k

>Deutsche Bank: A Collapse Could Crash U.S. Stocks

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/781788223055994880

W-what are you saying, Trump?

Gonna pull out more over the weekend before the Bank Run starts lad

Already bought a ton of silver

whoops, sorry, i thought this was the trump gen

Speculations, a lot of investors feed on chaos (kek)

it's a spike

wait for it to come crashing back down tomorrow

>3DPD porn
no thanks senpai, I'll stick to masturbating to anime for the rest of my life

Many stock markets will fall through the floor. If you have any investments, you're fucked to some extent. If you have any money in DBK or anything they own, it's literally gonna disappear.

If none of that applies to you, you still aren't in the clear. All of the people losing their jobs and investments will mean whole societies will be downtrodden in similar ways to the great depression potentially. Value of money will change. Job market will be oversaturated. Lots of stuff.

>check out sex tape

Public holiday for asx on Monday here too

go back on sat and get more.

Anyone who thinks Germany's biggest bank openning -8.5% after tumbling all year isn't a significant are kidding themselves.

It's not black friday but its a confirmation of where we're headed.

They'll prop it up as high as possible before NYSE opens 4 hours from now

>twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/781788223055994880

is he actually trying to lose wtf
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>national unity

Is that also known as let mohammed fuck your wife day?

>LEAF EDUCATION

moving down again

DEAD CAT STARTING TO FALL

When NYSE will open ?

>tfw NEET at the moment because injury
>spending valuable time looking at a graph all day instead of sleeping
>should have been asleep 2 hours ago

3 hrs 40 mins

A little over three and a half hours from now.

9:30 AM EST

>comfy noon in germany

feelsgood

nothing will happen for at least a few hours.
Have a nap user

Thanks lads

Got shares in HSBC. Should I sell?

>comfy midnight in Hawaii
also feelsgood

>OGRE

Gonna make a killing when the market opens

pic related

As someone who watched the market yesterday when there were no threads I can confirm on the following link that there is much less Buy/Strong Buy than there was yesterday, there is more Strong Sell as well
It's a cat bounce and it will crash again soon, someone is probably manipulating the price at the moment but it's struggling to recover

uk.investing.com/equities/deutsche-bank

theguardian.com/business/live/2016/sep/30/deutsche-bank-fears-stock-markets-shares-slide-business-live

Here’s John Cryan’s email to Deutsche Bank’s staff, reassuring them about the bank’s financial health.

Media reports on Deutsche Bank: a message to employees from John Cryan

Dear Colleagues,

You will have seen speculation in the media that a few of our hedge fund clients have reduced some activities with us. That is causing unjustified concerns. We should consider this in the context of the bigger picture: Deutsche Bank overall has more than 20 million clients.

I understand if you feel concerned by the extensive coverage on this issue. Our bank has become subject to speculation. Ongoing rumours are causing significant swings in our stock price.

It is our task now to prevent distorted perception from further interrupting our daily business. Trust is the foundation of banking. Some forces in the markets are currently trying to damage this trust.

And this is if the DB actually collapses? God damn.

bump

CONTINUED

Deutsche Bank has strong fundamentals. Let me mention some of the most important facts at this point:

We fulfil all current capital requirements and our restructuring is well on track. We completed the disposal of the British insurer Abbey Life this week and the sale of our stake in the Chinese Hua Xia Bank will be finalised soon. This will further improve our capital ratio.
We have significantly decreased our market and credit risk in recent years. At no point in the last two decades has the balance sheet of Deutsche Bank been as stable as it is today.
Despite low interest rates and a difficult environment we posted a pre-tax profit of about 1 billion euros in the first half of 2016. Before extraordinary items like restructuring costs, we earned about 1.7 billion euros. This demonstrates the operating strength of Deutsche Bank.

In a situation like this, the most important factor is our liquidity reserves. Currently they still amount to more than 215 billion euros. This is an extremely comfortable buffer. This is clear proof of how conservatively we have planned. This is acknowledged by numerous banking analysts.

There is therefore no basis for this speculation. Nor can uncertainty about the outcome of our litigation cases in the US explain this pressure on our stock price, if we take the settlements of our peers as a benchmark.

You have all done a tremendous job over the past few days. You are the ones who are in constant contact with our clients and making it clear how Deutsche Bank is really doing. You are Deutsche Bank – that is impressively clear. All of us in the Management Board highly appreciate it.

You will hear back from me soon. Please keep working as you have been doing so far. We are and we remain a strong Deutsche Bank.
Yours sincerely,

Gunna enjoy the three hour wait kek.
>Oldie goldie

>tfw have 3 hours left until NYSE opening

I still have time to go to my bank and convert my savings to USD.

10.43
This is over. Habbening to habben some other day.

TURKEY IS GOING TO BUY THE BANK AND BAIL OUT GERMANY

GERMANY NOW OTTOMAN CLAY

RIP GERMANY

DB is buying it's own stock right now.

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I heard Lehman Brothers tried reassuring people too

So much for happening
Cred Forums BTFO once again. I bet you're getting sick of getting BTFO every day.

3 and a half bongs

We're boned too aren't we...

plz

If my big boss would send email like this I would be in panic.

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Meme magic isn't over yet boys and girl.

You have to faith in our gut instincts, in the collective unconscious that is channeled and guided by Kek.

Apart from the fact that 'it's' never over, you all truly know as pol/acks that this is only the beginning.

> You are Deutsche Bank – that is impressively clear.

my sides

>70% lost in one fucking year
By the Emperor

This all sounds bad.
Why should I be laughing?

to the moon

Oh wow it's down now. Only thing that is going to happen is that someone is going to be rich when it goes up again.

Again, not happening.

>Chinese Hua Xia Bank
its like he just doesn't fucking know

LMAO WWII ALL OVER AGAIN
TIME TO KILL SOME SKYPES

Why not? You can't do anything else.

because its comically retarded

just look at the intern mail and tell me thats not the typings of a sweating man

Question: will NYSE plunge it, or stabilize it?

>When it goes up again
>When

You're a fucking retard to say when. It may recover, it's a possibility. But you're a retard if you don't think there is a very, very credible risk.

theguardian.com/business/live/2016/sep/30/deutsche-bank-fears-stock-markets-shares-slide-business-live

Earlier this week, John Cryan was in Arizona for Deutsche Bank’s 24th Annual Leveraged Finance Conference.

It’s thought that Cryan hasn’t flown back to Europe yet; if so, he has an opportunity to tackle that looming fine from the DoJ.

City editor Jill Treanor explains:

''Cryan has insisted the bank will not pay the $14bn the DoJ has demanded. Under pressure from some analysts to accelerate his restructuring programme, Cryan is understood to be in the US, which might indicate that the bank is trying to further engage with the authorities.''

> banks last forever
> nothing ever changes
top kek

He's probably like 12 so he doesnt remember 2008...

plunge it
puta fork in it

Can someone explain how this bank has "trillions" in exposure or something? I get its pretty large but its not the national bank.

Exactly. The house of cards is slowly tottering on its weak foundation until the slightest breeze will send it toppling down.

If I knew how, I would invest in volatility indexes in the USA markets.

Still considering converting 3/4 of my savings to Perth Mint gold. Still apprehensive about my own ASX share portfolio but keen to weather the storm as I've picked stocks for the future ( drones, rfid tech, building automation, medical 420, cyber security)

Neither was Lehman Bros.
It turns out that, just like 2008, every bank is still betting the bigger banks aren't going to fail, and just like 2008, there is no such thing as too big to fail.
Especially when George Soros and Lord Rothschild bet hundreds of millions that you're going to fail.

guys, I'm a fucking layman. Please put this shit in idiot terms so I can understand the global consequences if this bank indeed goes tits up

Just woke up. Has it happened?

It's leveraging beyond the GDP of most developed countries' GDP on rubbish financial instruments like derivatives and CoCo. It's basically betting what it has and the risk of its value dropping or even going up all across the global market

You should laugh because it's bad, that's why.
PRAISE KEK, BROTHER

If you're the same user that 4 hours ago said
"I'm going to bed, see you when I wake up even though I don't want to go"
and then woke up right now, we have the same schedule because I slept 4 hours ago, if not, apologies but no, no happening yet.

>tfw bank at HSBC.

Fuggggg, what should I do?

you saw everything in 2008, what's there to explain

Except this time it's even worse because whole EU depends on DB

Well, we *were* at 10.45.

I think we've found the peak, and it wont climb any higher before bombing out again.

DBK opened with a fuckhuge drop to 9.90, and has over the last 3 hours slowly clawed its way back up to 10.35-10.45. Looking at the chart its quite blatantly visible that the bank stock is being pumped like a motherfucker.

Wait until NYSE opens.

The bank is fucked.
If the bank goes under, a lot of other banks are fucked.
Germany doesn't have enough money to un-fuck the bank by themselves.
If Germany asks the European Union to help bail out the bank, they're going to flip their shit because Germany fucked Greece and Italy's banks over this exact issue.

Basically Europe is completely fucked, which means the world is fucked to a slightly lesser extent.

What the fuck is going on? I have next to no knowledge in economics and am contemplating withdrawing all money from my account or just stockpiling food. Can someone please explain this shit to me?

Watch the big short to get an idea.

Add refugees to the mix.

Deutsche bank owes $18billion to the USA for its part in the GFC of 2008

Anyone is shitpost land listening to abc AM radio? Talking about bargaining down the fine with DoJ and cap raising however the cap raise won't work as no one wants to invest in a bank with a huge fine on it.

Quote " if Angela Merkel has to bail out Deutsche Bank, she will end up with eurozone egg all over her face"

Yes, we are already dead, fool.

Shouldn't we be trying to find (((who))) pumped the money back into it?

Here
Remember to praise Kek for this

meh buy silver and gold

i dont see germany collapsing.

calm down lel

for the aus user, invest in some gold and silver

>Aussie
>Implying anything will affect you.

We were in single digits this morning.
Also its in freefall right now.

fucked how? I'm a poor bastard, and to an idiot like me it seems like this issue will affect the rich and middle class the most. Can we expect to see breadlines and millions of men and women out of work like in the Great Depression? will it be even worse?

They also said on abc radio ' the other option Germany has for the Deutsche bank issue is to print more money, but we will talk about that another day...'

Didn't hyperinflation caused by money printing cause the Nazi putsch to become successful????

Bots and the bank itself most likely. Who else would be buying that kind of shit stock right now?

AHAHAHAHAH

nord-bros from the thread last night, remember i warned you about Nordea?

"Nordea oker boliglånsrenten: Som forste storbank oker Nordea nå boligrenten."
e24.no/privat/boligmarkedet/nordea-oeker-boliglaansrenten/23808199

i fucking called it
enjoy your interest hike

Ever hear of the Cabal?
Might be involved if they are even real.

Without going into the rest of it basically Deutsche bank one of the biggest banks in the world is teetering on the edge of collapse and bankruptcy like Lehman brothers in 2008 (GFC), if it goes it's taking everything with it.

It's stocks have been tumbling for years and particularly the last 12 month by like 65% or some shit.

This month is almost turning into a huge happening because DB stocks have been tumbling like 6% on a daily basis, today it openned -8.5% and has been climbing back up but when the US markets open the sell off can continue.

Happening probably Monday then

Dude, imagine 2008 and multiply with 2

It doesn't matter, they don't have enough.
Soros and the Rothschilds are banking not just that the bank fails, but that it drags the Euro with it.
Whoever's buying the stock is plugging a damn that everyone can see is cracking. Even the media is sounding the alarm.

>fucked how?
Unlike Lehman Bros, Deutsche Bank is a bank ordinary people actually use. There is a very real chance that there could be a run on banks around Germany and people will find out that their money isn't there.

The worst case scenario is that the fallout from this shitfest crashes the Euro, which would almost guarantee the European Union breaks up.

thanks

Lads I'm getting really fucking worried

So... Incoming great depression 2.0 or housing market crash of 2008 2.0?

Translate please.

nice id

We won't know until we see how Germany responds

Back down to .34 lads, catch you in the morning

Why haven't we nuked germany?

Monaday is the national holiday(of you mean 3 october)

You fucking should be.

10.30 and going down

>not wanting to watch the world burn

You can't build a new world without tearing down the old rotten structure user

Jesus, I think I'm begging to grasp the scope of this disaster.
Between this, the refugee crisis, Russia and America putting up their dukes in the Middle East, and Racial tensions here in the US, I can see it's all going to hell isn't it? this is the perfect storm, a true world crisis that will fuck the shit out of the majority of mankind? Am I panicking? or is this the begging of the End?

I'm a poorfag with very little money in the bank.

I work at a local supermarket.

How fucked will I be?

>Everything is fine

Post tfw the NYSE opens

Holy fuck, thanks ausbro

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>10.31
Where is that hungarian shill now?

Shaliday!

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No user, it's the Current Year
This is only the beginning

there is a long weekend incoming in Germany.
I bet they bail it our over that.
Next week everything will be fine again.
They won`t let it die.

The bank can get as much liquidity as they need via the European Central Bank.

It faces huge problems but the stock tank is because investors (which didn't like DB much to begin with) anticipate recapitalization is going to take a huge bite out of earnings. Nobody really wants to invest in European banks right now -- DB is far from alone. A great deal of them have retreated very far from their 52 week highs.

At a predetermined "floor" price -- unknown for obvious reasons -- the ECB, Merkel, other German banks or some combination of the three will announce recapitalization. They don't do it now because the price would immediately increase with short-term profit takers.

There is definitely a risk here, like I said, European banks in general are experiencing a crisis right now, but Deutsche Bank will probably not precipitate a Lehman-style collapse and the economy would certainly not be brought down by it.

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PRAISE KEK!!!!!

There isn't enough money to recapitalize DB

ur fucked already m8

why dont you get a trade

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Praise kek

>le 4channers think they know the economy

this is not a habbening, not even close

wars happen because of economic stagnation and collapse, not the other way around

Depends on what ultimately happens. Potentially, the EU could collapse and the Euro would be worthless. If paper money becomes worthless, stores could be looted. It's hard to say, but definitely do what you can to avoid the Euro, be glad as FUCK that you are getting out of the EU (better do it quick!), probably wise to pull out money from the bank unless you need it to pay bills or something. Better, for now, to have something that will always be valuable. Precious metals and bartering stuff is good (food, cigarettes, guns/ammo, water, gasoline) though we hopefully aren't talking about end-of-the-world type stuff here. Though if the EU breaks up (particularly if it's due to collapse), it gets more likely that we see a significant European war in the next decade.

i.imgur.com/rK16YZC.mp4

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EVERYONE ON THIS THREAD ASKING WHAT THEY SHOULD DO WITH THE MONEY THEY HAVE IN THE BANK

You shouldn't have any money in the bank at any time.

If you are going to need the money, withdraw it and store it at your house.

If you are not going to need the money in the near future, invest it in something.

I'd recomend gold mining stocks at this moment, but just buy gold if you like - its a sound investment.

It doesn't hurt to have a few weeks of food and water at your house either.

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keep telling yourself this
not even Bremainers in the Guardian live happening ticker do anymore

my dubs say other wise

stop using proxies, leaf

>being this fucking stupid
Your money is fine you stupid faggots.

HELP. I'M ECONOMICALLY ILLITERATE.

I READ THIS IN THE TELEGRAPH AND IT SEEMS TO BE IMPLYING THE FALLOUT FROM DEUTSCHE BANK WILL BE MAINLY LIMITED TO FRANKFURT.

IS THIS TRUE? HOW MUCH SHOULD I TRUST THIS ARTICLE

part 1/3

Give me one advantage for having money in the bank as opposed to gold or gold mining stocks.

There are none. But there are disadvantages to having money in the bank.

2/3

>Price peaked half an hour ago
Is the bounce over?

3/3

maybe you guys are right, but i really hope you're wrong.

the world cannot handle another crisis.

Happening is fun until you loose everything. NEETS will be the first to suffer, most of them will be homeless.

One thing i do not understand is how everyone is excited yet no one seems to have prepared.

Hope you lads have stocks in gold/silver mines and have 10% of your money in gold and silver.

it's not true
it's the Brits trying to placate the overseas partners because all of Europe will be seen as unsafe economic territory

MSM -> trash.

Predict closing price
10.28

9.99

>MAINLY LIMITED TO FRANKFURT

total bullshit. Not even the bankruptcy of the smallest bank affects only 1 city. Banks are intertwined, they invest in one another, one going down creates domino effect

mfw the gif about the destruction of EU that ends with germany and turkey having islam flags will become reality

8.80

>tfw literally had pounds of silver just in case
>sold it to pay a bill quick

New bread soon?

9.42

203 out of 300 posts

PLEASE KEK SAVE DEUTSCHE BANK

We still have 100 posts left you fucking leaf.

yes
YES
E
S

"No"
(^:

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I hope you are joking, silver isn't going to drop anytime soon.

do your own research but you should put about 10% of your wealth in gold/silver.

5.6

not happening

WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS IT GOING UP SO HIGH AGAIN? FUCK THESE FUCKING KIKES JUST LET IT DIE.

no

please

I didn't want this much Chaos.

WE'VE GONE TOO FAR

Nothing is going to save it, prose for its end.

PRAISE KEK

When does NY open?

>cucks and wanker bankers said we'd have to sell The City to Frankfurt if Brexit happened
>3 months later the German financial sector is spontaneously collapsing

9:30 EST.

Maybe I should invest in rope kek

WERE JUST GETTING STARTED BABY. SHADILAY AND PRAISE KEK

9:00 AM

Can't wait.

The issue is it has to happen for the world to recover and get better.

At the moment things are stagnant, we're a drug addict trying to stay awake and eventually there will be a crash but the longer we wait and the more drugs se take the bigger the crash.

Deep down we want things to go to shit so things can get better because atm they're shit.

you ain't seen nothing yet

KEK is a god known to appreciate dark humour after all.

>back to 10.31
what the fugg
where's my happening?

>The CEO confirmed it

Jesus Christ man.

Chaos runs on burger time. Patience fampai.

Such a dangerous way of thinking.

The world economy is beginning to reach its maximum out put. sure there will still be growth but except for Africa and perhaps India, most of the developing nations have peaked.

70s-90s it was Korea and Japan

90s-10s its china and for a few more decades to come

This 'stagnation' doesn't mean there's recovery.

Even America is on track, despite their dangerous chronic unemployment.

A European collapse will mean decades of misery.

The global economy have been increasingly slower to recover from economic busts and if the EU falls, its going to be decades of misery

Unfortunately, not joking at all. I held onto it for years, too. Sold it all, 2-3 months ago.

Am I fucked if I only use money in my bank to pay for shit from Japan?

wasn't that when silver was $14?

20th century economics don't work in a globalized automatized 21st century. A reshuffle is coming.

>10.40 and rising
>Happening

Cred Forums logic right there

No, it was just after it hit $16 I think. Only days before the jump up to $19, so I lost out in many ways.

My Swedish/Norwegian is rusty. Does it say Nordea invoked negative rates on savings accounts?

>rising

This is what inbreeding does with you mate...
No, you idiot, this isn't Cred Forums logic, it's logic, they're keeping it alive while they can, but the market already crashed, by tuesday european economy will be completely fucked.
Give the charts a look for fuck's sake, is it really that hard?

Never mind it's increase in housing loan interest

gonna be a sell off later today
going to be a long weekend
no one is going to want to hold DB when NYSE opens

does anyone have a site with up to date charts showing inflation adjusted gold + silver prices?

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It feels like DBK stock is a hot potato that is juggled between different players who try to beat each other and see who will be left with the hot steamy shit in their book

Dubs. The bank is going down

So every financial instrument ever?

Germanbro, who has the Postbank account - did you manage to login in the meantime?

What's different to the last 5 times we've had this same exact thread?

This is why
You'd know economic crash is inevitable if you look at their past

So is there literally nothing we can do but watch it fall?

0.98

this,
the 1% are getting more and more money while the rest is slaving away.
Productivity is rising and rising but we have to work more and more, something is not right here.

It seems that way

D.A.K 16.10.16

(((They))) are afraid

Why is physical gold being sold out at some suppliers in London?

Do (((they))) know something we dont?

hattongardenmetals.com/buy/cid1/gold-bars?CategoryID=1

I nominate this for next thread's themesong.

youtube.com/watch?v=pFptt7Cargc

>BUY THE DIP GOYIM

>Do (((they))) know something we dont?
Soros and Lord Rothschild have big money on the bank failing and taking the Euro with it.
It's going to happen.

>WHY ARE LOADS OF PEOPLE BUYING GOLD BEFORE A POSSIBLE GLOBAL FINANCIAL COLLAPSE

GEE I DUNNO user

>le false equivalence fallacy meemee

>K1l
>kkk

Big Nordbank hikes housing loan interest with 0.2%

Gold doesn't actually perform all that well during market downturns. It's better as a hedge against interest rates being low.
I'd say to go cash and then buy the dip.

this has been in all the big finance papers btw, not zerohedge etc

1 hour and 40 minutes until we see what affect Burgerland has on the Yuropoor bank

I hope it falls slightly faster tbqh

it's still better than pieces of paper or zeroes on a screen

>zeroes on a screen
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
bitcoins can also have ones you stupid bigot
For the love of Marx, you sure are a technophobe

>the pretend value of this shiny metal is more real than the pretend value of this glossy paper

Shiny metal can't be mass produced and is very limited, compared to shiny paper.

>he thinks gold has practical value

peg the shiny paper to the shiny gold and now trading gold is practical

Is this it anons? Is this how the pain ends?

gold has actual use dummie

>in 3.5 hours I can finally go to sleep

Well, at least you get to see what the opening of the NYSE does to DBK.

So then what happens when someone wrangles a NEO and suddenly there's 10 times as much gold available as has ever been mined before in human history?

These numbnuts want to hoard lumps of it under their floorboards. They are unironically living out the fable of the miser and his gold.

Hahaha nice meme user
>implying you won't be running to your local grocery store to get food and water for the next few weeks
>implying you won't be running to your bank before (((they))) take all your money

Thanks for the good laugh, really needed it

Normal downturns people go to cash and then back into stocks.

GFC style events tho gold is a save haven from stocks and also problems with cash that we are headed towards and a historically weak bond market with 14 trillion world wide giving negative yields.

Wrangle a what?

10x is still a limited amount of gold anyways...

How many amount of money has been wasted today comapre to week before ?

New Economic Order, maybe? I don't know.

acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/Neo

most of the world's gold is in the US reserve or in the homes of indian wives.

why do you think the US refuses to give Germany and other nation's gold back?

Gold holds power and value. Of cause, when the economy is good, like in the 80-90s, the prices drop but the next decade, even longer, has a bleak economic outlook.

You shouldn't sell your house for gold, but you should be holding at least 10% in gold/silver

>American education

>Either way, we're all fucked.

This pleases me. Why does this pleases me?

Guys!
Reverse Happening
it's at 10.56 now

When does it open?

An hour from now

>why do you think the US refuses to give Germany and other nation's gold back?

Because everything belongs to America.

9:30AM EST, 1 hour from now.

Being butthurt that the Shekelmasters raped your banks, leading to colonial taxation, then ultimately leading to Britain getting their asses handed to them on a silver platter, doesn't help anyone.
Cheers, mate.

And who the fuck is buying right now?

ECB stooges

Happy merchants.

(((who?)))

eбaть CКAЛEHИУMA зaливaют

>tfw the economy collapsing was prolonged another day

Fucking Yurokikes, DB is a dead man walking, it can't be held together much longer, just put it out of it's misery already

Guess nothing will change today, will sleep now I guess. it will crash within a month for certain, though

Mark my words Cred Forums

DB is not collapsing. Germany won't let it happen.

No new bread?

Yesterday DB feel at noon Est after work morning of rally.

It's not over until the closing bell.

DELET THIS

Oтличныe тpeды, кcтaти, пpямo c дyхoм cтapых OБP-тpeдoв.

Kill it Amerisans!

былo дeлo. Я зaшeл вчepa пoмoйкy нa cocaчe - нyль, дaжe блять нa пocт нe oтвeтили, хoтя фopчaн гopeл.
2014 yжe нe вepнyть, a вoт y EУpoпы oн нaчнётcя вo втopник.
Кaк мecтный кoнтингeнт ? Гoтoв к pacoвoй вoйнe пocлe oтмeны пocoбий иммигpaнтaм ?

Wtf happened?

It is just going up

> 666
Worst trips possible, but what does it mean? I'm thinking massive bailouts leading into a move towards a one world government. Alex Jones was right.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING KIKES AND THEIR JEW MAGIC. JUST LET IT FUCKING DIE ALREADY. IM SO SICK AND TIRED OF THIS FUCKING NIGGER TRANNY WORSHIP CULTURE I JUST WANT TO BASH FUCKING RETARDS. FUCK YOU JUST FUCKING DIE.

YOU HAVE ONE JOB

Massive sell off when the market openned followed by a massive buy in when it dipped below 10.00.

Either someone is deliberately trying to keep it afloat until Trump is elected or the automated buy/sell orders have kicked in.

The craziest part imo is where the fuck were the margin calls? It's almost like it was about to hit that catastrophic level then someone or the computer systems went NOPE!

I-it's still gonna crash when NYSE opens r-right?

DB, unlike Lehmann to a certain extent, have their fingers in too many pockets. (((They))) will put considerable pressure on Germany to use tax money to bail DB out if a merger or an acquisition does not happen. Trust me.

Alex Jones? How about The Economist

dont worry famalan its most likely people trying to make a quick buck before it burns down

When was that published?

This is a "normal" pattern for DB, it goes up a bit then crashes a little, up a it and then crashes again. If it doesn't crash again by the end of today then it'll crash by Monday.

Banks Trending down Finally.

Time for a new thread?

1989 i think

shieet
couldn't sleep without making new thread

1986 or something. But as you can see, they predicted the new world currency in 2018.

(The Economist is owned by the Rothschilds)

The most evil corporation in the world looking to buy out the second most evil corporation in the world. Fitting. Say goodbye to your freedoms goyim.

They did not anticipate the appearance of cryptocurrencies.

So they're just trying to make a big enough buffer by buying itself that it won't collapse when the nyse opens right? That's what I assume is happening.

>tfw promised a major happening today
>instead just got another nudge to an eventual calamity

I speak the saddest words of tongue and pen
Now I know Cred Forums was WRONG again

Guys if you don't mind, we are just talking about this threads, which is very similar to the "crazy ruble thread" from 2014-2015. Same happening, everybody watching live at economy and currency tumbling down. Was a lot of fun though.

Пo мoим oщyщeниям бoльшинcтвo дaжe нe ocoзнaют, чтo чтo-тo мoжeт cлyчитcя. К pacoвoй вoйнe вocтoчныe нeмцы бoльшe гoтoвы, чeм зaпaдныe. Я yжe poдным cкaзaл пepeвecти дeньги c Postbank нa дpyгoй бaнк.
Aлco пocлe нoвocти o тoм, чтo двaч тeпepь нa cepвepaх mail.ru y мeня вooбщe пpoпaлo жeлaниe тaм пocтить. Пиздeц жe, тoжe caмoe ecли фopч пepeвecти нa cepвaки цpy.

The danger about the economist is that it displays intent but never accurately displays process. If it is owned by the Rothschilds i would not be surprised if they disseminate misleading information to control investors and bet against them.

is happening?

>EUR/USD

Or maybe that's what they're referring to

no goy, fight muslims, iran and russia

PPT in effect

WHAT IS HABBENING DID (((SKYPES))) PRINT MORE MONEY ???