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I don't know anymore guys.
I'm so exhausted. I'm worn out from constantly having to defend trump against the narrative. I've lost friends because I've defend him. Nobody listens to the facts (illegal immigrant isn't about race, 4 bankruptcies out of hundreds of successes, there's nothing wrong with nationalism, etc etc) but they keep repeating the same shit.
I'm not even mad about losing friends because I can't be friends with morons. I'm just tired. The next week or two is going to be 24/7 about how Hillary won the debate and how Trump's campaign is imploding due to scandal after scandal. The narrative has already started. I don't know what to do. I feel like just dropping out of society, starting my own family and living my own life out of the city.
I don't think we can stop the globalist redistribution of wealth around the world. I feel like we can't stop 70 years of cultural Marxism being taught in our schools, and spread by the media and government.
Not even the best trump videos make me energised or feel like it's going to happen. I'm not #MentallyHill now or anything. I probably won't even watch the election coverage in November. Our dream died and nobody has the time or energy to rise up against the government who is selling everyone out.
In a way. I'm almost mad about trump. He opened my eyes to the misdeeds of our government and now it feels like it's being ripped away.
When is Drumpf finally going to disavow KKK Grand Wizard, Dr. David Duke?
The skelegates, Dahnald
A-anons... Can I keep my guns at your house?
CHECK OUT HER SEX TAPE
This is some spicy new pasta
The Miss Piggy was nothong but a smokescreen...uuugh HE PLAYED ME LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE
No way this is real
DISAVOW
I tuned in too cause I thought at least they had some integrity. They don't give any reason why he suddenly has billions or loads of public support at the end. They try tying him to McCarthy, Hugh Hefner and insinuate that Donald bullied his brother to death. The psychological picture they paint of him is incredibly crude idiotic.
Never trust the lugenpresse. Never. They must all hang. Frontline made me so fucking angry.
Call him out on what he is, and watch him recoil and deny
its real man
twitter.com
Would I lie to ya?
>(check out her sex tape)
Kek. I used to 100% support Trump but now I 200% need this guy in the White House.
So /comfy/ with Trump's late night tweet. Not sure if i will stay awake much longer famies
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Trump will NEVER have the support of the conservative grassroots. He's a con artist.
lmao did the madman just tell 12million Followers to go watch a sextape?
who getting their /CUPOFJOE/ today?
5 AM SHITPOSTING
I LOVE IT
Alicia Machado is such a hothead. Why didnt she just say she didnt kill a guy?
But remember, University of Southern California is a third-rate diploma mill, and the LATimes is an disreputable far-right tabloid, so these polls are total bullshit.
>tfw Piggy will never follow in based Lisa Ann's footsteps and do political porn.
Add fake blonde hair and she's legit the spitting image of Megyn Kelly.
Rick, stop drinking. It's over now.
Lmaoing @ ur life
Trump back to shit posting like a madman. He'll never stop even as president.
TRUMP WILL MAKE POLITICS SEXY AGAIN!
They're going to go after this now, that anal stuff isn't her, but she's on a reality show boning a dude.
>check out her sex tape
WEW LAD
>it's real
>(check out sex tape and past)
Another 4D chess move by Trump
Now the media will jump all over this and say "look how horrible and temperamentally unfit he is to be president!!1" when all it will do is get normies to actually look into her past and turn against her and Clinton
WHAT ARE YOU DOING DONALD
Nope, it's not over until Trump loses in a LANDSLIDE. I want to see his sick ideology repudiated so that the GOP can return to the principles of Reagan.
Couldnt even be a 4D chess move. The media cant fight porn. Trump just made a primordial chess move.
guess we have out next "scandal"
But remember, it's TRUMP that's working for Putin! The uranium and trade reset were just... uh... a ruse?
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Now we wait for the media to lose their fucking shit.
HAHAHAHAH FUCK
there's 120% chance Mika will have to excuse herself from the show today in order to spend an hour in the cellar laughing
Decision 2016
Trump Morning Shitposting vs Muslim Call to Prayer
>moderator for the third debate is just a humble water filter and vitamin salesman with a radio show
How would this make you feel?
>It's real
The absolute madman. God bless him
WE WINNING THE MASTURBAITER DEMOGRAPHIC NOW!
>giving this much of a shit about a political candidate
>losing friends over autistic political shitflinging sessions
>he can't even vote anyway
Bruh.
I support Trump and am voting for him but it's seriously not worth getting into arguments with family members or friends over it. My aunt is a hillshill and I just won't talk to her about it because the only time I did she flew into a rage. Everyone else, even her husband, is voting Trump and we just sit there looking smug when she says some bullshit. Let irrational people be irrational - it's a common thing for leftcucks nowadays to be hysterical lunatics toward those who disagree with them, and it's working in our favor to push them hard to the right. Just look at that "ARE U KIDDING ME" video, perfect example of these nutjobs.
I pity her husband but it's not my marriage, not my problem.
Someone look up all the newspapers owned by Gannett Media. USA Today just published an anti-endorsement of Donald Trump just a day or so after the Arizona Republic endorsed Hillary.
I'm curious how many Gannett newspapers have endorsed her.
USA TODAY's Editorial Board: Trump is 'unfit for the presidency'
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Holy shit it's real
MR PRESIDENT IM SO TIRED OF WINNING
Include me in the screen cap when this appears on Reddit
THE DEMOGRAPHIC OF ALL DEMOGRAPHICS
WHY
IS
HE
DOING
THIS
?????
Yep, no way the media doesn't run with this.
It makes me nervous, I feel like this could hurt him.
At the same time, it may take attention away from the Cuba shit and disrupt the news cycle.
>It's friday
>Media talking about sex scandal
>People will watch over it over the weekend
13D chess
>not 36DD chest
Kek what a madman
because he loves us and needs to stay in the media lime light
What
WHY IS HE SHITPOSTING AT 5 AM
REEEEEEEEEE
SOMEONE TAKE HIS PHONE AWAY BEFORE HE SAYS MORE STUPID SHIT
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Goddamit
tfw too intelligent to succeed at life
Post yfw you realize CNN said she "was as big as the universe."
Here is the interview they're covering.
LUEGENPRESSE
Hmm really makes me think
the cuba shit is nothing. also it's friday so no one cares
every fucking time I see this my sides am become death
SO
MUCH
FUCKING
>WINNING
>Wow Mr. Trump, shaming someone for their past while your wife has posed nude!!! Misogyny/hypocrisy!
Basically summing up the (social) media response to this
This is the kind of shit manafort lost sleep over.
>Grinberg
CAN'T
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP
>tfw no Trump/Melania sex tape
REAL NIGGA HOURS!!!!!
>a lot of you folks have weight problems, I hate to tell you
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
The media loses its shit every time he does this, but the only time it really hurt him was the Judge incident, and that's because they spent a month hammering him over it, the worst month of the whole campaign.
> Implying this isn't exactly what Manafort wanted him to do
Last I checked we were still winning
>tfw too intelligent to respond to your post.
>tfw Donald Trump will never hand cuff you to a suitcase so filled with money you can't physically move while he deflowers you
abstract kind of feel
why does trump always do this shit
tfw trump links his sex tape with his 9 inch dong
>yfw you realize he's using the Paris Hilton method of public outreach
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Controlling the media, free air time.
Media points out what he says, observers look into it and see how crooked and repugnant Hillary is.
Its a chess move.
What's fucked up is I'm unironically starting to feel like that pasta. It's all so tiresome and it doesn't feel like we're making progress.
ten dimensional water polo
niggas, you think housewives(who he needs) are going to side with a porn star?
What's the problem?
None of this is true you're aggempts at demotivating posts is shamefully low energy. God Emperor Trump is going to be your president you CTR proxy fuck
>MFW I left this as a comment on plebbit yesterday
>Hmmm, news about me might be a little slow today. Lemme rile them up at 5am and get all-day coverage.
madman
you retweeted it though
what is he doing?
What's the persuasion angle on this?
How does this not make him look like a sexist?
I was mostly talking about his REAL TRUMP HOURS unchained shitposting.
He really needs to stop being baited by bullshit like this. Here we go with another scandal to last us for weeks.
Makes Shillary look retarded and discredits any followup that could possibly come from Miss Piggy.
The media can't dig into this now that the source is discredited, especially since Trump defended her from CNN back in the day when they were calling for her head.
I like and retweet literally every single Trump Tweet out of autism and devotion to the God-Emperor.
>that 10 minute gap where Trump was ranting to himself before posting his last sweet
glorious
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P-please someone quickly tell me the 5d jenga version of why this is good?
Black man here with a message for White People.
We are not asking you to apologize for the sins of your ancestors. We are asking you to dismantle the rigged system that keeps us down.
I thought this week would be a boring week after the debate. I was wrong.
>Burgerland news won't talk about DB and will instead talk about this
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Donald noooooooooooo
Women don't like porn stars, etc.
When the media slams Trump for this and gives him free coverage all day for it, people who actually look at it will see how disgusting Hillary is.
Here is the video. It's actually pretty funny. He calls all the reporters fat but defends Machado. youtu.be
You mean another week of "who the hell cares" while the media talks about him for free and proceeds to further plummet their ratings.
You know that's exactly what happened, too. He's probably been stewing about Miss Piggy ever since the debate.
Let me start off by saying that I've been a Trump supporter through thick and thin. I bought all his books and highlighted all my favourite quotes in neon yellow highlighter. I watched every season of The Apprentice and sat through every single one of his rallies and interviews, but this was the final straw.
Trump is stumped.
Now that he did that thing, I can no longer support him. He has proven to be a liberal, a pseudo-conservative, a homophobe, a right winger, a racist, a misogynist, a cry baby, and an untrustworthy, back-flipping demagogue.
And just so you know, I sincerely did look up to him, almost like a father figure. I honestly and truly did. I thought he was the one to lead America towards an even greater future. But after doing some research, it just became all too much, and I finally realised that he wasn't who he pretended to be and that his entire campaign was all just an elaborate ruse. Left with nowhere to turn to, I began to feel lost and alone, alienated from politics and life in general.
That was until something amazing happened.
I stumbled across Hillary Clinton's website, a magical website which provided the answers my soul had been desperately searching for. I read each word with awe and felt each of my concerns diminish until they had disappeared completely. Within moments, I forgot the troubles of the past and was finally able to see the light. The answers America had been looking for were right there, and it was all so obvious. America had found its next president, and I now had my life back on track. I bought Stronger Together on Amazon, and I finally found the courage to delete the selfie I took with my wife's son in front of Trump Tower off my phone.
I had finally moved on, and I'm telling you that you can, too. There's not a doubt in my mind that Hillary Clinton is the one.
I am now a #HillaryArtillary
He's tweeting every 15min. He knows what he's doing
That's because we're all afraid.
If I openly supported Trump, I would lose my job, most of my friends, and likely be physically assaulted or have my home vandalized. That's the environment of fear and violence the media has created in liberal areas.
Turnout is the key to elections, always has been. Clinton got caught off guard by Trump and couldn't use her normal talking points (GOP hates gays, ooga booga, they'll ban coathangers) so she had to go to plan B -- make supporting anyone but her so stigmatized people would be scared enough to stay home and shut up.
The issue is that Trump is feeding off the repression and it's confirming for a lot of people that the country really is getting taken over, so it's starting to backfire. It's hitting an angry tiger with a stick to make it calm down -- you just make the tiger angrier and give it a stick.
He's sparking a fire that will burn bright but not cause any property damage to choke out all the smaller fires that could become a real problem
Sweet mother of God what the absolute fuck this is real
HAS THE MADMAN NO FUCKING LIMITS
>That sex tape was low energy
>MELANIA, CHECK OUT THIS WEAK ANAL
>Eric, quick, check Redtube, this is great
>Manafort, come here, lmao @ her life
>Tiffany, never do this shit
Trump instructing his supporters to watch porn, THE MAD MAN
>5am
>Melania is still asleep
>campaign staff is not here yet
>they forgot to lock my phone
>it's time to shitpost
Anyone else feel like Trump purposely woke up early, while everyone else in his campaign staff slept so he could sneakily grab his phone and shitpost at 5am without the consent of his campaign manager and staff?
Do you think the average American female will trust a degenerate porno druglord concubine and Hillary's judgement to use her as a surrogate?
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@90963577
>No (You) for you
Fuck no, it was nothing, he intentionally promoted it to blow up in Shillarys face.
Dilbertman is going to cream himself over this, there's not too many more persuasive words than 'sex tape'
>Trump gives you your fame
>Defends you from the press
>Still stab him in the back
Fucking traitorous whore
Yep.
Trump is on the loose
>I bought Stronger Together on Amazon
Donald-kun is kawaii.
What really pissed him off was how much he actually defended her at the time. It's smarter to attack her now rather than to defend himself with the truth (see ).
Have we started the fire?
>mfw Trump is too high energy to sleep and control himself from shitposting
>check it out
>fully clothed beneath the sheets nightvision footage from a reality show
His wife's lesbian sex romp was hotter
kek, my thoughts exactly.
> kellyane is low energy, there is no way she is awake
> time to troll twitter, brb
I truly believe he is one of us, shitposting incognito on TrumpGen while other people sleep
Fuck, guys. It's 5:00 am here in the states so you know there aren't any shills around.
I'm just gonna say it: this is a horrible move by Trump. Any rationalizations are just that.
He should be talking about anything other than this - trade policy, Clinton Foundation, the failing USA Today, literally fucking anything other than this.
Fuck
Kek, this. I love Trump but his gambling make me nervous.
You know he does, and then giggles to himself incessantly while enjoying morning tendies.
Probably exactly what happened desu.
>staff is awake 24/7
>trump snags his phone
>says hes going to the bathroom
>locked himself in the bathroom
>banging and wailing of the damned on the door
Based on the timing of his tweets, he got up early to watch DB implode, got bored when the dead cat bounced, and started going off
I FUCKING LOVE TRUMP
Yeah. He just dropped a bomb desu.
That's not the sex tape he was referencing
It's not like he has two more debates left to eviscerate Hillary Clinton in front of a live audience of millions of Americans
Dindu Nuffin
Video coming this weekend btw. iMovie crashed and didn't save any of the progress so I have to remake it.
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>Trump's fw
The Donald truly is one of the world's greatest shitposters and possibly the preeminent IRL troll of all time.
heh
8 more mins till Morning Joe discuss the sex tape
White man here asking you to fuck off and die.
He really is just one of us isn't he?
He's at Full Power Mode right now
> so you know there aren't any shills around.
> he doesn't know about night shift shills
You are such a little baby. Not even woke yet
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Btw people, "check out" doesn't mean watch. He also told them to "check out" her past (watch?). Look into. Her sextape (the anal is a lookalike) is her fucking some rando on Spanish reality tv while she was engaged (to bobby Aubreu, I believe), undoubtedly disgusting. Note how he tweets this out at exactly half an hour before all the news shows start... makes you think
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I'd like to think he comes here to shitpost as well, for practice.
Trump just became the US authority on Sex Ed. All the mothers are going to go ballistic while their teen sons embrace the new world CNN has opened to them via his tweets.
Holy fucking shit, haha
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Maybe Kim Kardashian/Paris Hilton 6d manchala
The first POTUS that ever shitposted
>real nigga hours too
>Trump just had another Kahn moment
Fucking hell he could've won too if it weren't for shit like this
I love smiling don pics
>MORNING SHOWS
>not being so fucking drunk at these ridiculous hours that you can barely type
This, any media that actually takes the bait (and they all will) is basically going to be a tabloid for the weekend.
link or gtfo
M A D M A N
A
D
M
A
N
He does not give a single fuck. This is the one man that can save the entire world.
>next Trump rally
>yuge crowd in arena
>let's install a big led screen to the stage like in Florida
>what are we playing Don?
>Just the deplorables pic like last time
>10 min before rally
>Donald sneaks in the media control center
>do you want to replace deplorables.jpg with alicia_m_sextape.avi?
>yes
Holy shit guys i think this is what Nirvana is
We already had this convo fellow toothpaste [1].
Still no empathy.
The other one isn't her. He's lucky he didn't specify, lol
No drugs, no alcohol, no cigarettes.
Trump's campaign managers phones are ringing off the hook right now. They're gonna wake up to a mess of shit lmao.
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>Kanye runs in 2020 against Trump.
>"Hey Kim," Donald says on the debate stage. "Why don't you tell your husband who the father of your child is?"
>Kanye exposed as a cuck to the entire world.
>Brand destroyed
>Campaign destroyed
>Four more years of Trump.
Trump just keeping real nigga hours.
sexo tape posted 5 months ago
pornhub.com
by who?
pepe1989
praise him!
>implying khan didn't boost him in the polls
PFFF..nothing personal kid.....
Are you going to include the sex tape? Ahahaha
OH MY FUCKING GOD HE FINALLY GOT AWAY WITH IT
MANAFORT AND CONWAY BTFO
THE ENTIRE CAMPAIGN BTFO
HOW CAN THEY EVEN COMPETE?
SHADILAY
You just know Trump is giggling like a little girl while eating some tendies and trying to wake Melania up for a morning blowie. Truly the life of a king.
NIGGER WHAT
Screw that, only a bit over a month left til the election. Fight the good fight!
Trump is so fucking dumb. I am done with him.
What's DB?
>Khan acts like a little bitch
>Trump calls him out
>Media makes a shitstorm about it
>People look into Khan's past
>Discover he's a lawyer for Shari'a Law.
>Tiffany, never do this shit
>implying Tiffany doesn't already have a dozen cocaine fueled sextapes
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ITS BARON ISNT IT
>implying anyone actually watches CNN
That's Angel Dark, NOOB
I made that collage. I'm plenty aware that his campaign (Eric or Don Jr. maybe) visited us on occasion.
But based on his demeanor it seems like Trump himself lurks or posts here, maybe from the Doom Paul days
>his minder is standing outside bathroom door, lets out tired yawn
>phone notification buzzes
>see Trump's new tweet
>go pale
>start banging on door
>"OPEN THE DOOR! DAMMIT DONALD GET OFF TWITTER RIGHT NOW"
>throaty laughing coming from bathroom
>minder's phone rings
>it's Manafort
>Curb Your Enthusiasm theme fades in
What the fuck
>youcantevenvote.webm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
PRAISE KEK EVERYONE
This isn't her, just a doppelganger
WATCH THE LIVE MEDIA REACTION TO TRUMP'S TWEET
>MSNBC stream
youtube.com
>CNN stream
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>Fox stream
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Another case of me going 'What the fuck Trump you fucking idiot?'
But every time, it seems to work out in his favor. This was obviously calculated, but I can't see what the end game is. How does he do it?
because he shitposts harder than we do?
My mother's mother and her husband watch CNN.
nigga nobody can quit Trump
meant to quote
>check out her sex tape
Another one bites the dust
ETA on the next episode?
>white
Deutsche Bank
>He really needs to stop being baited by bullshit like this.
It's just gonna be the media saying stuff like "TRUMP ENDORSES PORN! TRUMP TOLD HIS SUPPORTERS TO GO WATCH PORN!" and then he'll obviously say "no that's not what I meant" and then they'll go "FACT CHECK: YOU SAID IT RIGHT HERE ON YOUR TWITTER". If anything this is just another silly / funny thing that will show how the media does strawman arguments all the time, and it may pull over some undecided voters.
>calculated
Nah. This is just Trump being Trump. Maybe he found out the combination to the safe Kellyanne keeps his phone locked up in and he's getting in some quality shitposting. Must be hard for a bantzmaster like Trump to be locked down all the time.
THE MEMES ARE COLLAPSING
Women HATE porn stars, cast light on Hillary's imported voter scheme.
spoopy
My wife's son watches CNN
Meanwhile she's into hour ten of her nap, having nightmares.
I... I'm literally going to convert to KEKism if Donald Trump wins. No fucking joke.
WE SURE ARE ENDING SEPTEMBER ON A BANG
Mein Gott
What was the rebuttal to the Newsweek Cuba story that got the Jew so anally ravaged
Fuck, I'm so happy I couldn't sleep. Front lines for the lulz.
OH BOY JOE IS MAD
Joe is talking about this woman! It's happening!
morning joe triggered a f
I need help making a collage. Can you tell me the basics?
I no longer believe in coincidences
>mfw I saw your image name and opened it up
Joe is Joe.
I'm seeing a shocking lack of proofs for this assertion.
>post them now faggot
THERE IS A TWEETSTORM
THAT IS RISING OVER TRUMP TOWER
>Implying you aren't already a believer
CHECK OUT HER SEXTAPE AWOOOOOVEMENT~
>Morning Joe
>Things are exploding all over the place on twitter this morning
What is this all about
Who is this bitch
I can't wait for him to call into shows and steal half an hour of airtime on each to advertise MAGA
And his new Hotel on PA Avenue
PROBABLY THE GREATEST MORNING JOE EPISODE TODAY
What world leader is your favorite?
When is Joe not triggered?
DISAVOOOOOOWWWWWWW SEXTAPES DAHNALD
FOOL you still doubt??? Account for yourself.
Oi drawfag
>Here we go with another scandal to last us for weeks.
it won't just last weeks, he just lost the election with this
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what did he mean by this?
> but I can't see what the end game is
People associate misses with innocent nubile 18 years old women, well dressed
and striving to look smart by sounding innocent and spouting "saving the world" as life goals.
Hillary was banking on that image to show how Trump is a fat shaming sexist misogynistic for talking about this particular person.
He just destroyed that image. Now he Pits Hillary campaign on the position of trying to attack Trump for attacking what is essentially a failed attempt at a Kardashian.
4D underwater hockey I tell you.
god damnit i want to vote for trump a thousand times
praise
PRAISE
I love Trump and his supporters so much. I look at Hillary's supporters, and all they do is whine about stupid crap while bulling everyone who doesn't agree with them.
But you guys make dank memes, and make supporting Trump feel great, despite the constant demonizing on part of the media.
>1 post by this ID
interesting how that works
THIS GUY JUST FUCKING READ THE TWEET!
Rubio retweeted this capitolhillcubans.com
HAHAHAHAHHA
MORNING JOE TAKING THE BAIT
Kek likes your work
Trump is a real human. That includes posting nasty shit about people you barely know at 4 am when you're sleep-deprived and a little bit fucked up.
Post yfw Joe has to explain anal to Mika.
DYING
DISAVOW THE SEX TAPE DAHNALD
You new here lad?
HE CAN'T SLEEP WITH HIS PHONE
WHAT>?
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Is this it? It's pretty funny t b h f am
WHY DID TRUMP DID THIS
WHY
FUCKING WHY
I feel like it's been a while since Trump has done something like this. I've missed it.
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(You)
IS THIS HOW THE PARTY OF PORN DIES?
it would be my favorite hour of tv in all of human history
for maximum bants
THOSE DAMN NAZI FROGS
>this whole situation
kek
Yes, brother. The fire rises.
now this is 4d chess people
Nah, been here since about a week before Orlando. Was always on the Trump Train, though.
He's throwing the election on purpose
All single men in the country are now voting for Trump. Truly, this is chess being played in dimensions we mortals have yet to discover.
Been busy? Haven't seen you in like a week and a half.
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>THIS IS KOHN MATERIAL
>KOHN-LEVEL
Joe status: Joe
sam stein on morning jew just said that "many people are saying this is 3d chess or something but it's not"
first of all mr. (((stein))), it's 4d chess
Why are you doing this, Donald?
>I don't know how Trump works
You're like a little baby
THREE DIMENSIONAL CHESS
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Yes that's the real one. The anal one is a lookalike. Hearkens back to the Paris Hilton days of sex tapes.
THEYRE ALREADY TALKING ABOUT THE TWEET ON FOX AND MSNBC
4D CHESS
To force Hillary to defend a porn star.
Thank very much user I really appreciate this
See
No, it's not chess. Morning Joe just disavowed 3D chess.
fat cuck on morning cuck
>its always been drama with Trump vs private citizens like Rosie O'Donnel
wtf?!?
Made that high energy for you
>TFW shooped this picture so long ago and someone actually posted same picture.
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Every time we think we've reached the peak, this madman ignites something new and makes the campaign even more incredible.
How the fuck does he do it?
lol
Now we wait and see if Hillary tries to defend a porn star.
Morning Joe has no idea how much 10D venom they just ingested
Meme magic
>Only landwhales are citizens
Checks out
Time travel
Fox & Friends is mad /comfy/ now. Sun isn't even up in the background city view.
Don't try to understand the ways of a bantz master shitpost ninja. His ways are higher than our ways.
oh come on, this isn't chess
he's a fucking idiot
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And you fuckers doubt the time travel theory.
who the fuck watches fox and friends
what are you some kind of casual?
>tfw you realize we will never MAGA because of this
I've barely had time to keep up with everything that's happening. Life is moving on really quickly.
THIS IS FUCKING OVER
ITS FUCKING OVER
trump is a crazy motherfucker
>business men in politics "just as bad as generals" -Joe
Neat. Saved.
>Brave Witches SOON
12D mancala, m8.
how long can the media go without bringing up the past of this bitch kek
this is really funny seeing them in their bubble when everyone else is watching her sex tape and her confession of accessory to murder
Morning Cuck is unwatchable
>Trump lost the debate
>I don't understand why polls don't reflect that
Uhhh, because he didn't lose the debate you fucking despicable cunts. This is nothing like Khan because no disrespect is implied to the dead. In fact, you tried to use a criminal whore to push an agenda and now everyone knows it.
Anyone getting tired of this tabloid bullshit? It was entertaining at first but now I just wish Trump would stick to policy.
u talk like a fag
time to change thread
Me. Because fuck raging at MJ's insipid idiocy.
Setting up the wedding still?
I fucking love this guy, he doesn't give a shit. I mean, what fucking timeline are we living in? This election continues to make me love whatever bizarre world we're living in.
Only thing that'll make it better if we have this kind of shitposting in the white house!
I don't expect it to be like Khan, but this feels like a really, really bad move.
So is Hillary going to defend a porn star to the nation. How will women voter feel if Hillary defends a porn star especially college educated women in the suburbs.
>polls mean nothing when we can't rig them
FUCK OFF IT WAS THE SHITIEST MOVE EVER
TWEETING ABOUT A FUCKING SEXTAPE
fuck off ctr shill you're just saying that so when you rig the election you can point to things like this and say that that's the reason he lost
Butthurt didn't get you the Falklands, and it won't get Shillary elected.
so he could lurk the thread and laugh at responses like yours
Maybe in Europe, in America thats winning
KEK is real
This is quality imitation CTR right here.
LIKE A LITTLE BABY
>Millions of people see tweet
>check out sex tape
>fugg maybe he was right about her being trash too
Trump just used the media as his mouthpiece, as fucking always
>Story fades in a few days
>Memories of this event never leave the minds of those who saw the sextape and remember Hillary's lie
37D underwater polo
In addition to being a porn star, she's also a criminal. I hope people pick up on that
yes I am actually! We plan on getting married exactly a year from yesterday, so theres a lot of shit we have to do. Also getting ready to start a family.
People love gossip you can count on that
Trump is the only politician who delivers the bantz more than any emu.
Every time I see Trump screen caps I think they are fake, but they aren't. Literally 10d underwater chess while building a yuge wall.
It forces Hillary to defend a pornstar to the nation. How do you think that will play with college educated women voters .
'Merican dream.
>tfw no gf
Plus white college educated women voters in the suburbs hate pornstars.
Hillary can not defend a pornstar to the nation.
hang in there user, she's out there
Don't take advantage of my love of making anime girls high energy.
>uploaded by pepe1989
>5 months ago
THE MADMAN
No, you fucking primate.That tweet alone is a 4d chess move.
It's gonna establish all the right premises with the media and get exposure while normies learn the truth by themselves and from legitimate alternative media coverage
god damn i love his tweets, like/rate/subscribe that shit