Walk into your son's room

>walk into your son's room
>see this

What do

*unzips dick*

beating the homosexuality out of him

Son, come with me this weekend.

First, we're going to cut our our fucking firewood. With axes.
Then, we're going to camp outside, and drink cold beer by the fire with the wood we just cut.
The next day, we're going to hike five miles to a trout stream and catch fish for dinner.
Oh, yeah, by the way: Bringing rifles AND handguns, because guns are fun to shoot.

I'd fuck the homosexuality out of him.

that's some hella kinky foreplay, user

Beat him.

Turn 360 degrees and walk away, then go into stall next to him and do the same thing.

>Son, did you hang out with those swedes again?

What did your girlfriend dress you? Lets go faggot the fish are biting.

son what is this fag doing in your room?

DAMN SON DÄT SUM NICE STYLING U GOT THERE!

Btw, you are grounded

Nice get straya cunt

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Goddamn son
You have awful fashion sense
Well those clothes are fucking retarded
We'll go hit the shops to buy better clothes

Iron your fucking shirt son.

>*unzips dick*
you have a? what! How!?!

BOY

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Ask what pronouns he prefers, after all it is current year.

Isn't that how every German boy dresses?

ITT Cred Forums makes clear that they would be awful parents

>Right son, me and your other Dad are having none of this fairy shite. I ain't having no tranny in this house.

Whip him with the belt. Open style.

Two men alone in the woods is a bit homoerotic no?

Walk out

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Beat him to death with a metal pipe. Fags are an abomination

>*stabs him in the balls* BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?

Why are vaginas so fucking ugly?

「SON」, when did you awake your 「STAND」?
ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ

Pay a bunch of niggers to beat him on way to school. And then again. And again. Until he mans up. Or commits suicide. But still better than being a faggot.

Gas chamber

Why are you such a faggot?

Dick too bomb :^)

>implying cocks aren't

Just let him be. As long as he doesn't get AIDS it's all good

>Something abut a bunch of guys alone together in the woods... seems kinda gay.

>posting thumbnails

they're ugly if they are 'outies'. 'innies' are cute. Girls, tuck it in!

>Take him deeper into the woods where you show him the burial site of his gay lover.
>Calmly explain, "Son, this where your mom and I buried your gay lover. If you don't wise up, you'll end up here too. Its ok, jesus will forgive you so long as you repent".
>Paint a cross on his forehead from the blood of the trout that you just killed and gutted together.

Hit him with a over hand right and break his jaw then tell him to pack his bags and fuck off

>he's not asian
>my wife didn't tell him that sleeves gotta be at least mid bicep
>I didn't tell him that sleeves gotta be at least mid bicep
>implying he can get a respectable job with those trousers
Jesus Christ. Please don't tell me he's taking pics like that and putting it on social media.

He's ruining his life.

We already knew he was gay but he doesn't have to dress like a scoundrel.

His dad is his gay lover.
You are actually his mother who is transmale in a "straight" relationship with another woman

OH MY GOD

Good plan if you're trying to condition your son to enjoy being dominated by black men

If you turn 360 degrees you'd face the same direction.

How new?

Newfag

Kill him

Underrated post

>sleeves gotta be mid bicep

wat r u some sort of fgt bro?

underrated passive aggressive post

Suck his feminine penis

tell him that I'm proud he's gay

tell him that I'm also gay, and that it's been hell for me and that I never had the courage to break up with his mother

put on a leather outfit and ask him if he wants to come to the gay bar with me

ask him if he has any cute gay friends that are into older bears

frequently ask him if he has heard of various gay subculture terms and explain them to him in a loving and nurturing manner

after doing this for months, I assume that he will have cut ties with me and will be disgusted with me, and no longer want anything to do with homosexuality. but that was a sacrifice I had to make

tell him he needs cocksucking practice and that as a good father, i'm always available

That doesn't look as good as it could with long hair. Grow your hair out. Also, get some nice shoes to go with it, maybe ankle boots with indian style ruffles/ornaments. Just don't date men. Find a nice girl who accepts you for who you are. If you do that, I'll accept your flamboyant tastes.

This is the script to fight club 3. It will be directed by Mnight shamalagadingdong.

God, I'm so glad I didn't have kids. THANK you, Father. Great doesn't even begin to cover it.

Wonder why my son has turned into Richard Hell, from the Voidoids

>but first you must eat all of these eggs

give him a one way ticket to Mecca and disown him

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Nice quads, cunt.

"Son, you can wear whatever you want just stop standing like such a faggot"

Kill that faggot...Oh don't worry!
DEUS VULT!