Anyone else fell for the not born in america meme?

Anyone else fell for the not born in america meme?

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No, kys cucklord

Just looak at my icon and shut up.

>you will never taste a real burger
But we have American embassies in every fuckin' town.

>Greatest civilisation in human history

>America

You're a fucking cretin

I'm glad I was born in America

>Sweden wants to live in a country with a black president
It's just sad at this point.

i dunno i like it here

EUROKEKS BTFO

Texas is different, Texit now.

To properly appreciate a burger you must have an in depth knowledge of American culture and history. It's the same reason a non-Brit can never understand tea.

Si

Cheerleader effect

No. Honestly I feel bad for non anglos not born in Britain. We are truly the greatest nation in human history.

Why do you cucks love USA so much?

#NotBorninEurope

But American history is English history.

>ywn be a succesful screenwriter in Hollywood flirting with hot actresses
>ywn make tons of money working in North Dakota oil fields
>ywn make great scientific discoveries at one of America's great universities
>ywn own a large suburban house with a pool to live in with your two children, wife and labrador
>ywn own several cars to drive on cheap gasoline with
>ywn serve in America's army, liberating brown people from third world oppression
>ywn have acres of space for yourself
>ywn experience true freedom of speech

>implying
We may have the same roots, but the UK has been an irredeemable cesspool of cuckoldry since the restoration.

Well apologies but the hardcore leftists and nigs seem to have developed in your country, not ours. Given the current political state of each of our countries, we seem to be doing far better. All we can hope for is Trump wins over that wrinkly manipulative sack of shit. With Brexit last June and several European elections coming up next year, we may just be able to begin to uncuck the west entirely. Don't pretend the US isn't cucked, it is.

you will never help keep an entire race (niggers) in their place (prison)

>move to america
>gain residency
>apply for citizenship
>pass citizenship test
>clap
It's not hard to become a US citizen when you're not from an active warzone and are a normal human being.

Lol ur deluded, its really fucking hard to move to USA, one of the most difficult nations to migrate to, especially if you're white

Ever since I was young I loved cooking and eating cheeseburgers, my happiest childhood memeories involve grilling meat. As an adult I will sometimes eat burgers for every meal during the day. I sometimes feel like I am wrong somehow, like who I am doesn't fit with the body I was born into. I think I might be a transburger guys

No one even called America greatest civilization in history but this posts sums up average britbong perfectly. You are so insecure you spew venom the moment USA is even mentioned ''we wuz kangz and shiet'' well guess what sunshine your past glory won't fix your teeth or uncuck your capital the truth is your own colony outdid you and now pretty much rules the world.

Also for a nation which always tryhards to be a bunch of witty smug assholes you sure don't have much to back up your supposed intelligence aside from mentioning muh history again.

I dont trust those numbers, at all actually

THIS COUNTRY IS LIKE AMERICA BUT SHIT

I WANT TO GO BACK

I love America so much, I was always more interested in American history, I always looked up to American people since Germany has no interesting people in history except shitler, I am envious of their huge economy that they created solely by selling shit to Europe during 2 world wars and then coming in at the last second and claiming victory, I am envious of their culture, I am envious of the fact that globalist culture is American culture, I am jealous of their cities, I am jealous of their food, I am jealous of their clothing, I am jealous of their animation industiry, I am jealous of their media, I am jealous of their people, I am jealous of their holidays, I am jealous of their houses, I am jealous

Venom was hardly spewed Polish user. I simply stated that, in my opinion, America is not the greatest civilisation ever to exist.

I love that you whinge about
>muh history
>muh insecurity

but in actual fact you're the one bringing up British history and slinging insults. No need for it mate.

I am depressed

I want to move to america, i cant stop thinking about it

Why not? Your school is like kindergarten. I had a Swedish female friend who told me she was going to study cloth design in fucking high school xD

> I WANT TO GO BACK

Me too user.

I am a white guy, born in canada, gained US citizenship in 2013.

America is not yurope.

Jesus fuck Hans, talk about being a complete beta bitch.

Yeah America has got tonnes of shit to be proud of and they've done well for themselves and there's nothing wrong with admiring them for their achievements but look at your own country, your own people.

Germans have an awesome history behind them. Their art and philosophy and manufacturing industries. Have a bit of respect for your own people.

who'd want to live in that nigger infested shithole?

Bin those bantz britain.
You're killing me

No, Germany is boring and shit.

Just full of autistic people who only care about cars and their boring jobs.

Meanwhile America has intelligent, but also fun people.

Americans have a great sense of humour, a laid-back attitude, they have ambitions and goals besides just working, they are just superior to shiteating krauts.

I hate Germans so much, they are the cancer upon Europe, just masses of autistic, socially retarded fuckfaces who love eating shit because the only way to vent their frustrations due to their inferiority complex is indulging in more and more fucked-up sex.

Fuck Germany, America should've annexed us and forced us to speak only English, and rewrite history completely.

Fuck off upside down Singapore

how come only americans can make good movies?

other countries will occasionally produce a decent movie, but it always feels like kind of an accident. only americans can do it consistently

I'd love to have all you euroanons here.

Well with an attitude like that you'll just have to settle with being annexed by shitskins instead. Good luck with that.

Come home friend. If someone can cross a river into the states dressed as osama bin laden, anyone can

>wanting to live in that shithole

Come to us Sweden-bro, the only thing more American than an American is an Foreigner who endures the bureaucracy long enough to gain Citizenship.

>parents moved there for a year and left after i was born
>have both british and aus citizenship from papa and mama
>tfw parents play 5d chess
taxes suck but i make enough so it doesnt matter.

i document what states are the best at the moment

Which states that are marked provide free land for white couples?

This. Nothing like my Chile, weird shit going on all the time.

you should move to minnesota with your kind

>t. Butthurt Yuropoors

You know you could do most of those things in the image just as a tourist here. Also immigration is possible. Look up the diversity visa lottery. Keep applying for a decade and you might get in. Bunch of other ways, legally, too.

Still it is more German than Swedish. Plus a little Somali and Hmong for some reason. Pretty good if you can stand the weather though.

Not free, but so cheap in comparison to swedistan that it might as well be free.

>Still it is more German than Swedish.
how did we let the krauts take over our population?!

They forget that it is 60% white

I feel like it's the opposite. They want to blanda upp in America and lose their national identity

>move to america
>gain residency
I thought you needed residency beforehand.

america sucks

I wish I was born in a country where I can indulge in a carefree degenerate hedonism instead, like Switzerland or Sweden.

Thank you for noticing.

I've wanted to for many years. Really makes me feel like shit reading all the negative shit about Europe written by Americans on this board, because I know it's true. I fucking hate it.


It also kills me inside every time I hear another European say how much better Europe is because it fucking isn't

I was just like, but I got called in to bring the apocalypse to this land.

Witness me.

My man, lets move together to USA

We will come to Europe when the real race war begins

Fuck that. Europeans are fucking retarded.

>born in America
>ineligible for military service

I CAME SO CLOSE

You're some cuck aren't you :D Enjoy your bbc in america

You must sure enjoy the government wanting to ban the types of speech they don't like and not having the right to defend yourself.

We can all move to usa together my guys

But why? Literally organized googles terrorizing the streets there.

Its not that bad come on. Nothing will happen here for a decare or so, but when the real happening begins, we come back to our homecountries and fight the battle. There is literally no reason to feed the system with high taxes right now, it just delays the happening because it keep the niggers happy

Race traitor

Have you ever considered that maybe our shitty government shouldn't have let them in in the first place? They could have just told them to fuck off but they didn't. Why?

It's not that great nigga

You have a point. Also in US you can actually defend yourself against the googles. I guess it wouldn't be that bad after all.

What do you do for living?

Im in uni right now, engineering. I will try to get a job in Wyoming when i graduate

Heavy propaganda on normal people that they are harmless and we have obligation to help.

I'm in med school. I wonder if it's easy to get working permit in the US. I've heard Finnish medical degree is pretty highly regarded but there's still probably a shit ton of bureaucracy.

How do you even begin with moving to America? Just go there and apply for a green card or what?

Home is where you make it!

Come home to us user we missed you!

Neither will most of us Americans if shit continues as is.
Maybe some of the coastal cities, but inland is glorious
>be educated heterosexual white individual without kids
>come to US
>welcome!
Our public schools are shit & most of our people are idiots -
but the few who manage to succeed are THE best
USA and the USSR took your best brightest scientists after WWII
and don't mistake media promoted culture with REAL US culture.
Because we turned the tools of culture creation into sciences,
rather than humanities. We started doing this like 40 years ago
Do a nigger search for the "homestead act" It still exists if you're willing
to build upon and improve land. Most of us are just to lazy, besides a few
random hipster kids that dream of craft brewery hippie farm utopias.
We have the in the US, it's called the west coast, pure degeneracy out here

I know that feel, america is literally the best country, im tired of living in an eastern european shithole. Why is a fucking green card so hard to get.

>you will never get shot

States with high levels of gun ownership dont have google problems
Most people here work cucked office jobs, retail, trades, or government
oh, and tech dev. that backbone of industry that made us great is gone.
get work visa, fill out form accurately, go apply to hospitals. We never
seem to have enough GOOD doctors here. Just dont fall for the scam of
"treat everything with pills", like seriously, PLEASE
because all the immigration slots we've alloted are getting overrun by
fucking mexicans and more recently refugees entering THROUGH Mexico.
The US rarely deports Mexicans because it's expensive AF & their gov
usually doesn't want the people we reject either, so it's a huge pain. We'd
happily let in more educated white people if we weren't being overrun by
Pedro and his 45 unskilled brothers.

QT on the right is a qt even if shes not around the jew on the left or the slav in the middle

>tfw you will never be born in Sweden
>tfw your average 3/10 Swede is a 9/10 in America
>tfw you will never drown in Swedish god-tier pussy
>tfw you only occasionally see good looking women and when you do they're either taken or totally entitled cuntbags
other than that I guess it's bretty good being a burger

lol ur deluded

>tfw no Norwegian gf ;_;

Former britbong here. Became legal just last month and bought my first gun yesterday. Going to a classic burger diner tonight. It's fun to talk shit about the US, but this is WAY better than I thought it would be.

It's amazing how much Germans hate Germans. Seriously everyone I talk to from Germany hates other Germans

how am I deluded? I lived in Santa Barbara for 3 years and there were literally thousands of Swedes there doing abroad studies. 9/10 were goddesses compared to your average American bitch in terms of looks.

Nice man. Welcome.

now take off her makeup and see what she looks like

my god man, congratulations

as soon as Donald J. Trump repels the "Immigration and Nationality Act" I am heading over to La Jolla. This was always our country.

Well can't speak for America but I've been to Sweden so many times and I have pretty good grasp how they look like. The truth is they are nothing special. It's just a meme. Maybe it's because I'm used to seeing blondes idk.

Svensk (Swede) in America.
Not hard, found girl, in love, marry -> Guns & "freedom"

Still have my Swedish and now American citizenship, love it.

Welcome. Just don't accidentally bring shitty leftist views here. It seems that people move out of countries or states that are liberal hell holes and they start voting the way that got them there in the first place. Californians moving to Texas is a good example. Those people are fucking insane.

Probably just as good desu.

if you come here you BETTER leave all that gay european shit behind and embrace americanism to its fullest

>"""Fermented""" fish is a staple of the Norwegian diet
>Your Norwegian gf actually eats the stuff
No. Just No.

>that gaudy ass 1911
Should've bought a Colt brand Colt.

Kinda sad that I have to "wait", at least 6 months to get a handgun, also half the stuff I order is from America which means I have to pay for import, that's pretty annoying.
Other than that I'm pretty happy with where I live.

2-4-1-3

You're totally right when it comes to girls. America has some shitty girls, very few compared to Sweden.

Nej. Svenska tjejer är bra mycket snyggare. Jag lovar. Ifall du drar lär du ha belägrat ett antal svenskar först.

>Safety
That is fucking Un-American hand in your citizenship

For a Norwegian gf like that I would eat pretty much anything.

Don't believe you, you all eat nothing but boiled meat.

He's a Burger now, idea is to collect a bunch of guns

What are those numbers?

Order I'd like to fuck them

He's ranking the girls in the picture.

I wish to know this feel... I grew up in an affluent area with plenty of rich prissy cunts that were hot but their personalities made you want an hero.

RARE
R
A
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God no. I moved to the US to leave a shitlib area. I'm not going to vote blue. Fuck that

actually-

??? The best one last?

Real order: 3-1-4-2

Ratings: 3/5 - 4,5/5 - 1/5 - 4/5

Pretty high ratings but I really really like those twins.

Lebanon isn't rare.

>Californians moving to Texas is a good example. Those people are fucking insane.
They do this bullshit to Arizona too, fucking assholes.

Thank god i didnt born there. They say its like winning lottery to be born in Finland.

To be fair, I'd argue that the burgers at my local pub/restaurant are the best burgers in the world, so this is not accurate.

america is pretty luxurious but also pretty degenerate.

Welcome. and are right.
Get a Colt 38 or 45 next, or go for a Winchester rifle
It's mostly urban CA. Out in the hills & deserts,
the law suddenly matters allot less.
>affluent area
>plenty of hot pussy
>personalities make you want to an hero
Literally urban/coastal CA

Doesn't matter as long as you're white.

How realistic would it be for me to go to Finnland/Norway/Sweden and get a hotty waifu and bring her back to America? Do the women there want to come here / want burger cock?
Btw I wouldn't be fucking up the gene pool. I'm Norwegian and German by ancestry, 6'4" blonde hair /blue eyes

Brad, we know it's you

If you find one fresh out of High School you have a fair chance here. Lots of Norwegian chicks travel around the world for a year after HS, before starting University.

AWWWW BRAD!

DON'T YOU DARE. BE SOUR. CLAP
FOR YOUR TWO TIME CHAMPS AND

FEEL

THE

POWER!

(IT'S A NEW DAY, YES IT IS!)

Brad my dude !

We really did a number on you didn't we?

I'm so sorry Hans

It's ok senpai. You just got to make Finland and hopefully Europe great again. Don't give up.

>tfw there is more German blood flowing in the US then in Germany

how did you swing it mate?

60%

Come here (if you're white and conservative)

London

We'd be good friends since we'd want to fuck the opposite ones

Scandinavian girls might be beautiful as hell but we are THE most fucking boring people in the world.
Seriously, most swedish girls have 9/10 looks and 1/10 personality. No hobbies except "traveling and parties", no ambition, no concpt of work morale or anything.

It also comes with scandinavians inherited reclusivness and general shyness. And not shyness in the cute way, more like the awkward shyness that we just wanna get away from people and not having to socialise.

Now, a cute american farm girl, energetic and outgoing and happy with strong family bonds and conservative values.... Thats the dream

Serbia is a wild, snarling, turkish, animal that needs to be put down.

This

Talking to swedish women makes you retarded as fuck

Brad... Talk to us on discord

>But we have American embassies in every fuckin' town.

Shit like McDonald's and Burger King don't count. That's just meh-tier fast food that's good for a late night meal when you're drunk and not much else. It's the hole in the wall mom & pop burger joints that make the best burgers.

You probably mistook your boys for girls

i dont live in london i live in the north. nice and white up here lad.

NUMBER ONE

I can understand being jealous of holidays and food, but the rest is a hollow feeling. You have the Bismarck, Frederick the Great, old castles and a sense of that timelessness that honestly us Americans envy. So many come here trying to get a taste of what we are, but like a line of soldiers heading towards a cliff, the ones behind yell "forward!", and the ones ahead yell "back!".

I love going to local diners, they are the best, and prices aren't bad since I don't live in a city

There is this thing called the internet, cunt- first snag a hawt american qt geek online, then do some skype sex, visit norway, slip her the roger and bring her home.

And I live in mostly White state

i wish i was a white american..

I've dated both an average looking swede and a 8.5/10 conservative farm girl from Oklahoma l with tons of hobbies / personal responsibilities.
I'd agree with you and I'd take my ex country chick over the ex swede any day
I guess I'd just like my children to be as "aryan" as possible.

What the fug, warner bros saw my meme video

You know its possible to avoid the nigger areas, right?

You sound mentally ill, no offense

America is a debtor nation owned by kikes. I'd literally rather live in any other country.

American landscape dude. Out west, it really is like those John Ford movies, table-top mountains and all.

Then the forests and wilderness- you got forest bier than some European countries, whereas the Old Land has been largely farmed, and tamed, and developed in every corner.

Cheap petrol, car culture, legal firearms are all rocking.

Foods shit though.

Birds are alright.

> enjoys post
> notices flag
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This. Any half-serious purveyors of Burgers knows that the smaller and more local the place, the better the food will be. Top tier is making them yourself, of course. If you can't grill yourself up a burger that isn't at least 3x as good as fast food joints, you're not a good American.

This does not apply to white people.

...

>greatest civilization
europe and america are parts of the same civilization you fuckwit

NIGGERS BRING DOWN OUR SCORE WTF ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?

>WTF ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?
...remove nog?

I can grill up burgers that blow fast food out of the water but there are a couple of local places around here that I just can't top.. One has a delicious special sauce that they use in place of ketchup or mayo along with very fresh veggies and good cheese and another place uses some sort of seasoning mix in their patties that is just addicting.

I'd pay good money for those sauce and patty seasoning recipes.

>this burger slut
neck urself

>tfw when grew up in rural eastern WA woods with white qt conservative girls everywhere

Fuck britbro, you're making me nostalgic

m.youtube.com/watch?v=1Zquk_DExKo

I love American architecture, this gem is from Cincinnati. God damn I'd love to renovate this kind of house or some industrial facility, I want urban space. We have no such things here, only soviet style concrete blocks. Just fucking nuke us.

Got a friend in the US to sponcer me for a job here. Got a visa, then applied for citizenship and moved here. After a year I got tired of waiting and married said friend. Not a fag, but it got me a fast track to citizenship and a tax break. We don't even live in the same house anymore :^)

I'm glad you can appreciate how incredibly beautiful the land is. Most Americans don't appreciate it because they stay in their bubbles and don't travel. I've driven through most states and it's nothing short of awe-inspiring.

just take a trip to mexico and cross the border. There is no enforcement of our immigration laws

I wish I were American

>Americans have a great sense of humour, a laid-back attitude, they have ambitions and goals besides just working, they are just superior to shiteating krauts.

That's a pretty big generalization there. Sure there are some great people here but there are also plenty of people who work their entire lives away and never think about anything besides work and then on the other end of the spectrum there are a lot of people who work as little as possible and live solely to indulge in things like drugs, video games, or odd hobbies like building and flying R/C planes with a handful of other autists.

You won't have a problem finding those intelligent and responsible yet fun people who have a healthy work / play ratio in their lives but don't expect everyone to be like that. Once you start hitting your mid-late 20's and all of your friends are now getting married and having children you'll soon run out of people to do anything with because most people here turn into huge bores who rarely do anything with their friends that doesn't involve their children once they start having babies.

That applies to cash only illegals. Try living normal life leaving a paper trail, credit cards and all that shit -> You are on the fast track to be deported.

>wanting to be a fat retarded american owned by globalist jews
Literally why

come home to the south where things like winter and muslims are nonexistent. the south is abundant in wildlife trees cheap land sweet tea and the bonus is there's not as many mexicans

>expect 10-point medpack to understand things

>tfw fell for the australia meme

>WTF ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO
holocaust

I dream of one day taking a trip to America, buying a car and just driving all across the country. I have never witnessed landscape like that before. All the land here is completely covered in trees

You think you're jealous now wait till Trump makes us great again.

pffft ahahah

Where the fuck else are you going to go? 90% of the countries in the world are debtor nations owned by kikes / globalists and the rest are commie shitholes.

Because geographic and economic diversity.

I was going to laugh at you for saying that there aren't many Mexicans in the South but then I looked at this map. I live in East Texas and thought that pretty much all the southern states were in the same boat as Texas but they're not.. It's only my state that's getting fucked fucked by the invasion of the brown hordes.... I might move to Tennessee or Kentucky in a few years depending on how bad things are looking here.

Why don't you foreigners just marry an American so you can live here?

>tfw no eurocuck bf to feminize

Id love to, i havent gotten the chance to travel to america yet.

I'll just have to superimpose these two maps on top of each other to find the holy land

come on a trip and rent an RV. Spend as long as you can sight-seeing and staying away from big cities. Do it over the course of a month or longer. This truly is God's country.

Reeeee leef get out !!

One day man. One day.

Pls be my swede-slave bf

It's the midwest.

but I'll freeze to death in the midwest, I don't like winter very much.

>grandchild of a nazi rape baby calling the sweede a burger slut

I kek'd

Atleast I don't have diabetes.

Thanks for your absolutely non-autistic rant

Have you been to America, user? It is great in many regards, but there are things you're gonna miss that's not obvious to you before it's gone.

iowa is pretty shit though. also ohio

I like how "midwest" is actually in the middle and not at all in the "west".

A few times.

New Hampshire, Massachusetts, New York
Hoping to go to Florida next summer or spring

Great job bong, hope you enjoy the freedoms of firearm ownership. It's fantastic you used Gay marriage to help gain citizenship. Also nice double trips.

>you sound mentally ill.
what do you mean?

feels bad man

Wrong, its in n out

I can second that. I live in a big marshland and everyone just sort of ignores it.

Pic related

I hope you guys love natural disasters because we've got them all over here.

How the hell do you navigate that? Looks like you'd need an amphibious lawn mower to get through that shit... looks beautiful there though.

None free but Wyoming is prob the cheapest

airboat or flat bottom boat with a mud motor

youtube.com/watch?v=ThtaxSz8tn4

>GroundskeeperWillie.jpg

I want to move to Europe
What the fuck is wrong with you

why wait?

I'm broke
I'll wait until silver and Bitcoin skyrocket then I will.
Really want to visit Bach's churches

hope you can achieve this in the near future

Wait do I get my own flag in Texas?

Also its "Untermenschen" ...plural because you're referring to a group of people :^)

I'm american too, suck it unitedstatians.

But to answer the question, i like some gringo stuff, mostly their fast food and sodas (are you happy?, you are killing us all with diabetes), and their media (particularly Cred Forums and Cred Forums shit) but i actually like being mexican.

The America you know is a dying meme, before the end of your lifetime we will be North Brazil. There's nothing here

Turk detected, we wouldnt want you ameed

I have to get back to doing Rosetta stone
I would like to get German only play on words Nietzsche wrote

By any chance do you know about Webbot?

Also protip German ethnic ancestry is the most common ancestry in the United states, especially before the brown flood. Pretty much only reason we're great imo

>murrica
no, thanks. but probably i want to move to Ísland

duolingo is better

please rise up and purge the filth in your community. take sweden back ffs.

>Rosetta Stone

Go read the language learning wiki on Cred Forums, they have some really useful information on how to learn various languages.

>tfw gaining fluency in Spanish and have slowly started picking up Japanese

After I'm comfortable with conversing in Spanish I'll start learning German. After that I might try to learn Russian.

america is a shithole.

I was born in America in 1998 to two Irish parents born in Ireland who both had citizenship (hence I am a citizen). I have extensive family living there. I don't think that makes me American though. Does it?

could you link it
I'd rather not search aimlessly

You're a citizen by birth but I wouldn't call you "American" unless you've lived here for an extended amount of time.

Hot diddly damn im moving me to Sweden

Can you give me some tips on how to become american before im actually able to move over there?

It's in the sticky.

4chanint.wikia.com/wiki/The_Official_Cred Forums_How_to_Learn_A_Foreign_Language_Guide_Wiki

New England is nice
well until the earth quake next summer

>but i actually like being Mexican

kekest of keks...

>Country is ran by a drug cartel
>New Mexico makes Beijing looks good
>the "cuisine" is just slapping spicy shit in Spanish dishes

Just integrate like a normal person Pedro, it's not like you're going to miss anything.

thanks fellow countryman
btw what state?
I'm in CT

sry don't know about webbot. i learned english in school and then proceeded to practice my english by watching movies , playing games and talking to random people i played online with on steam.

at least were not being raped by Muhammad

Well, I mean that I would consider an American someone involved in the historical anglo-saxon colonist context defined as American history.
So, having ancestors going back to the earliest British colonists may be a pre-cursor. Being negro or hispanic disqualifies this obviously.
There would also of course be degrees of Americanism in this case, some are more American than others.
I for instance am more American than any negro or hispanic could ever due to my proximity to the large source of white stock. Even if I had never stepped foot on the continent this would be true.

remove nog indeed

Texas, that's why I'm working on Spanish as my first foreign language. I took 3 years of Spanish in high school and still remembered most of the basics but 8 years of not using it made me forget a lot. I can read Spanish easy enough but I still have trouble understanding it when people speak it to me, I just can't keep up with how fast they talk most of the time.

I want to learn Japanese because I'm a closet weeb who enjoys anime and manga and have gotten tired of waiting on some manga to be translated.

German because I have mostly German ancestry and it seems like a very useful secondary language if I ever travel to Europe (with English, Spanish, and German I should be able to talk to people almost wherever I go).

Webbot is this program some old guy started writing in the 90's to predict stocks but it wound up predicting the future which better than average success

He sells the report every month
but there are free summaries on Jewtube about it
youtube.com/watch?v=JyNoYx2oOfo

Any way if you find it interesting and want to chat about it let me know

Fuck you Europoors. Don't come here. Stay and defend your countries.

Burgers burgers burgers burgers! Burgers burgers burgers burgers! Burgers burgers burgers burgers!

i'm from lithuania and it's pretty nice, i'd think you'd like it baltic-bro

>not expecting you to reply to me

It's not a meme.

ugly american the post

Ah, I think I understand where you're coming from. Most of my ancestors emigrated to the US in the late 1800s - early 1900s and are largely of German or Polish stock. I'm 3rd - 4th generation American born and consider myself "American" even though my family hasn't been here since the colonial era.

You "become American" by living here, assimilating into our society, and adopting our values as your own. It's just something that happens over time once you get here.

What do other cunts do if a feral negro breaks into their home?

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holy gosh, that 3rd one.

I took it in school learned nothing picked it up pretty well ordering maids around at a motel I worked for though
I want to learn Mandarin because China is going to own the next century but I really don't want to because it's god awful

>you will never work three part time jobs (home depot, burger king and security guard) to pay the bills and save a little on the side
>you will never get to open a small but successful brazilian bbq joint in New England's countryside
>you will never sign up for a lifelong mortgage for a genuine white porch american house with a nice big yard
>you will never see the changing colors of autumn in a park bench with your white american girlfriend and talk about having kids
>you will never get to fly your mom to see your newborn children and have her stay and live with you on a legit visa
>you will never see your children grow up alongside the apple tree you planted on your yard which fruit you use to bake genuine american apple pies
>you will never take your son to the gun range and teach him about trigger discipline and sit down with your daughter to teach her she should seek to be independent but there's nothing wrong with gender stereotypes
>you will never see your youngest son get fast tracked through school and get accepted into college with a scholarship just to dropout to go work with sustainable farming in galicia
>you will never have everyone, you and your wide, your mom and your wifes parents, your children and grandchildren, for a 4th of july bbq cookout and firework show at your house
>you will never grow old and happy and die of pancreatitis in the bed of a well equiped private hospital with doctor Chang trying to save your life
>all because you were born in brazil of all places

I've never had anyone break into my home. I'd grab my gun and take whatever course of action I deem necessary at the time whether that be scaring them away, detaining them and waiting for the police, or shooting to kill. It all depends on the circumstances really.

>> that fucking feel when Americans are absolutely delusional about the reality of their immigration system

triggers me to no end tbqh

Just cross the border while it's open, quickly

No wonder west coasters like black people. There's hardly any there.

Because he will be definitely able to work - let alone open his own business without a work permit..
Because he will definitely be able to get his mother a legit visa this way..

etc.

Yeah, Japanese Kanji are mostly just borrowed / recycled Chinese characters, many of them have the same basic meaning behind them too. If I ever finish learning Japanese then that should, in theory, make learning Chinese easier because I'd already have a shitload of characters memorized. Mandarin is just a shit-show of a language like you said though what with how words have a completely different meaning just by changing a tone or inflection... Cantonese is even worse with like 2x as many tones/inflections.

It'd certainly be a useful language but I don't ever see myself dealing directly with Chinese companies, traveling to China, or wanting to view / read Chinese media so I think I'll pass on Mandarin.

Keep it up and you'll be posting your memes in Russian.

New Mexico?. That's an burger state.

And i love (most of) muh food, best than, say, chinese or french cuisines.

The drug cartels issue, eh, i give you that, but that's a thing because mart shitters can't stop loading their junkie ass with latin american drugs.

Im american. They are europeans.

Texan here, Mexican food confirmed for great-tier. Whether it's Tex-Mex or traditional Mexican cuisine it's all delicious. The old Mexican lady who lives across the street from me brings me a dozen homemade tamales every time she makes a big batch up, some of the best tasting food I've ever eaten.

>be american
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Indeed, tamales are great, like most of our solid food. What i hate are stews and soups (like pozole).

I dunno man, my friend's dad is from New Mexico and makes pozole using wild pig meat and green chiles and that shit is pretty good. He's a white guy though so I'm not sure how Americanized the recipe he uses is compared to traditional Mexican pozole.

3/10 b8 slightly rustled have a (u)

New Mexican posole is a completely different animal, especially with red chile. It blows Mexico's pozole straight to hell.

this guy knows