DEUCHSTE BANK - WHATS GOING ON EDITION

SECRET JEWISH GRAPH
>dwq4do82y8xi7.cloudfront.net/chart/?symbol=CHXEUR:DBKD

Set to 1 minute and enjoy the ride.

DBK at 10.93 right now
THE JEWS ARE PROLONGING THEIR DEATH

Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_cat_bounce
stockcharts.com/school/doku.php?id=chart_school:chart_analysis:chart_patterns:falling_wedge_reversal
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-09-28/deutsche-bank-agrees-to-sell-u-k-insurance-unit-to-phoenix),
focus.de/finanzen/banken/statt-14-milliarden-dollar-strafe-fuer-deutsche-bank-in-usa-wird-auf-5-4-milliarden-dollar-reduziert_id_6013805.html
theguardian.com/business/2016/sep/29/commerzbank-job-cuts-restructuring
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-09-30/deutsche-bank-rebounds-as-cryan-moves-to-shore-up-confidence
youtube.com/watch?v=C1RrJjDdXoA
cnbc.com/2016/09/30/why-you-should-be-skeptical-of-that-54-billion-deutsche-bank-settlement.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

It's recovering again.

The German economy is in a good shape by every measure imaginable. Deutsche Bank has the same problems as other European banks.

Go home, le hebbening tags.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_cat_bounce

Can't you just accept that they have a stable economy and focus on anything but no issues.

Pol once again btfo

>no issues
Non issues

stockcharts.com/school/doku.php?id=chart_school:chart_analysis:chart_patterns:falling_wedge_reversal

cmon senpai.. we are red pilled here

huh, i honestly thought you just made that up
learned something today

BUY THE FUCKING DIP

>Not knowing the first rule of kike casino

When DB said they weren't ginger to pay the DoJ fine I'm pretty sure it's because they can't pay it.

>w-we're fine g-germany is strong economy

JUST

It's not surprising, with the earlier selloff (bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-09-28/deutsche-bank-agrees-to-sell-u-k-insurance-unit-to-phoenix), the possible cutting another 2 billion euro in pays and premiums, as well as the possibility of negotiating the fine, the short-term position of DBK is improving, but it's like cutting off your infected leg to avoid dying - you're still crippled, and won't do good in a race that's going on.

No you retard it's because if you look at any fine handed out by the DoJ or any authority in the past 10 years against banks they always negotiate it down to a fraction of the initial price.

>mfw people have been setting the time to 1 min and looking at this graph for the past 2 weeks

what are you waiting for exactly? do you just keep staring at this graph and wait for the world to explode?

You missed your chance ot buy.

It's the kikes filling their pockets with your money.

sell em faggots, I am buying in bulk

Can someone give me a quick rundown on the situation

Happening NEVER

happenings slightly delayed but still very much happening

>do you just keep staring at this graph and wait for the world to explode?
-Cred Forums

Sorry I meant the whole Deutsche bank collapse dealio

Holy shit, I just woke up and it went into single digits for a split second last night?

It did and now it's positive for the day. Totally (((organic))) of course.

Anyone know what this could mean for an American with a bank account?

But what about all those short orders $oros and other sheisters put in?

You idiot it's gonna crash. This is a terrible bet

Virtually nothing

I'm truly sorry for your lots

Would the EU collapse if Deutsche Bank does go?

Yes. It's collapsing anyway, but DB going tits up would accelerate it.

No but Greece certainly might be.

It will collapse if it is bailed out. If DB fails the EU will continue on, but if it is bailed out then other countries will leave as they were prevented from conducting similar bailouts by the Germans

Here's hoping.

Their fine got reduced to $5.4 bln, down from $15 bln.

It's not happening.


focus.de/finanzen/banken/statt-14-milliarden-dollar-strafe-fuer-deutsche-bank-in-usa-wird-auf-5-4-milliarden-dollar-reduziert_id_6013805.html

i didnt even know this was a technical thing and i dont trade stocks and i knew this would likely happen

should i get into stocks?

...

Seems like Obama forced them to reduce the fine. A 14b fine would've killed them for sure.

It was just a huge stunt to swirl up the market afterall.

There goes the USA saving Europe.....again

Is the happening not happening then? Fug, I stayed up to watch this.

>11:11:11

Not happening for the next 6 months.

It will happen one of these days, and on that day you'll be the lone faggot that is surprised.

yesterday there was a thread from a polish user encouraging to buy Deutsche Bank stocks. The fucker was right.

Taking stock tips from a random pol on Cred Forums is not very smart.

I'd bet 5 sheckles nobody took up the advice. Comes to show not evetyone is shitposting.

It was your fee in the first place that brought DB stock in turmoil

Throw enough shit at a wall and eventually some will stick. Now if someone from Israel had posted that tip I might have considered acting on it.

>no imminent crash
>mfw i converted all my savings to usd, losing $280 for conversion fees

T-thanks Cred Forums!

how well did you ride that leihman "bump"

checked
but why do you hate florida so?

>paying conversion fees
sorry you have shit banking. but everyone knows you go to yen if the world economy is going to shit

>tfw it really just dipped and the jew trolled us all

This should be a banner.

>hey guys our stock has risen a bit
>we're gonna make it!

The only reason it went up was because their fine was reduced. DB is still dead as fuck. This is the final spasm before death.

You don't long it you dunce. You ride the dead cat bounce and sell off the bext day when it slightly rebounds. Jesus H Christ no wonder the jews are winning economics.

Ride the bull faggot.

this desu

The end is near, buy bottlews of water and canned food anons.

If you live in a rural area and have a well pump to an aquifer you can also buy a conversion kit for an inline handheld pump. Those things are super useful even if the apocalypse isn't near.

its basic market shit. notice how the line isnt connected in the middle. it was "shorted" in after market or they stopped trading and online traded continued. at the bottom the time line looks like the later though i dont know when they are open because the dax is a joke and is on rails

any ways you got 2 storys. the failure of douche bank
theguardian.com/business/2016/sep/29/commerzbank-job-cuts-restructuring

and the department of justice settlement which some see as sings of hope for douche bank. if they stopped trading a few hours ago then this was for the sake of insider trading knowing the doj settlement was about to be announced the ECB or some one wanted to get their beak wet and halted trading. otherwise the line should be connected
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-09-30/deutsche-bank-rebounds-as-cryan-moves-to-shore-up-confidence

Lots of chink banks are associated with DB.

I bought 1000 shares yesterday at 11.80. I wanted it to go lower before I bought, but it isnt going any lower. I am up 10% in one fucking day. I wish I had bought more.

DB has plenty of capital. It will be a $30 stock in a month.

>forces the rest of Europe's governments to pay the bad debts of defunct banks back to Deutsche Bank on the taxpayer's dime
>Muh contagion
>You irresponsible periphery countries need to learn some good German prudence

What now you cunts? 64 billion out of my taxes wasn't enough for them, now theyre collapsing anyway? Fuck you.

Exactly holy fuck.

That's how short orders work. Thus bad boy is gonna hit 15-16 bucks today and those shorts are gonna start selling and that stocks gonna take a shit. They knew this was gonna happen.

DEAD CAT
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how do you think this is gonna work out - all money will go down or currencies in comparison to OTHER currencies will go down

figure FOREX out google

it's a meme-term malaysia. understand that stocks going down don't always go straight down

Dollar will strengthen (more).

hehehehe......
We are so fucked.

I told you to kept buy it, 10% in a day.
10 - 11 is good price.
If it near 5, if you don't have any money to buy it, then you could start to panic.
but 5 is where merkele start to buy out, after all the investor out.

>Trusting the Krauts

You deserve everything you get potato

Whoa!
Another happening that never happen!
Thanks Cred Forums for all the wasted time.

What happened, is DB kill?

Is it happening?

talk shit somewhere else.

yen strenghtened more against everything in 2008, and it's doing the same thing now it seems. usd is 2nd place i think, but i don't look at cnf and some of the others

Next Tuesday is the happening day. Mark it in your diaries.

Can't you just accept that Germany has a well-managed economy and focus on anything but non-issues.

Funnily enough I had my house repossessed & lost everything I owned & had worked for.

t. Welder in the North,

fpbp

i'm sorry to hear that user

Q3 ends today, everyone is massively buying stocks (including companies themselves) to make their value look higher than it actually is. This is what's going on. Expect stocks to go down next week.

It was the most spiritually charged red pill I've ever experienced.

13 months of music, weed, women, & ignoring increasingly shrill financial demands.

Overall I rate it 14/88 fuck the kikes.

youtube.com/watch?v=C1RrJjDdXoA

If the cat is bouncing for months now, you might as well conclude it's alive.

I told you niggers last night that nothing was going to happen.
That nothing ever happens.

The economy will not collapse.
The Internet isn't going away.
Trump will lose.
The S will not HTF in result.
WWIII isn't going to happen.
Nothing ever happens.

And it kills me.

Hahaha i have always told you so. There won't be an uncontrolled crash. Happeningfags btfo.

Merkel is in this thread. Nobody listen to the shills, and stop being such reactionary faggots. DB isn't crashing today, but this is the bouncing of a dead cat, and within the next few weeks it WILL crash. Ignore retard shills and get your money out of banks.

It won't crash. Their fine is being cut to almost a third of the original demand. The US doj could've crashed it with no survivors but decided not to.

Also buy Apple shares. There will definitely be a quid pro quo and their fine from EU tax authorities will likely be cut too and share values will skyrocket.

There is a report of a settlement.
cnbc.com/2016/09/30/why-you-should-be-skeptical-of-that-54-billion-deutsche-bank-settlement.html

However the amount is probably incorrect and when the US or German government comments on it, it will start to collapse again.

>they didn't buy when it dropped below 10
Stupid anglos

Nice to see that even Soros now tries use Cred Forums as a central hub that shapes the minds of the many.