What is it like living in Russia? share stories please

he said russia not your mom's bedroom

Would Russians want to move to the US and start changing the demographics of shitty States? Would you be willing to fight minorities in California, Chicago, and elsewhere for the whites who are too cucked?

Until you start talking about bears.

Not likely. Snowden did ok

Russia already had a mass exodus after the fall of communism.

>Russian national demos, wave tsarist flags, be proud of history!

No

>Vodka on 100 rubles for barrel.

wait, that's cheap!

Everyone wants to go to the United States.
There as good as in Hollywood movies?

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Am I into banned?

Nigga, we are moving to US on every opportunity.

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> based as fuck

What is it like for a young woman immigrating by herself.
Are they mean. Is it all like eastern promises

how come there aren't hordes of illegal Slavs in the US?

Multicultural.

U.S. is a big place. Some places are great, some places are shitholes and cultures vary greatly between places. The coastal states like New York and California (which is generally what is exemplified in Hollywood movies) are in general waaay different than the South which is full of hicks and uneducated highly religious folks for example. But even within California, which is a huge state, the culture varies a lot by region. You can have really shitty poor neihborhoods and really well off, highly affluent ones.

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Nigga have you ever looked at a map in your life? Maybe because it's a lot harder to travel to the U.S. from there than say Mexico.

>posts outdated photos from 00's

People are nicer here and also more friendly and hospitable

You cant be degenerate and feminist and shit tho becuz its not socially accepted

Why do Russians always suck at English? It's not that hard. It's like they just put everything into Google Translate and pray no one will notice. What's it like having to learn a new alphabet to be able to communicate with the rest of the world?

I like Russia. Nice classical music, good electronics, good at chess, hot women. The bad parts are the drug use, drivers, and living under a fascist dictator. All their houses look like slums too. According to every Russian periscope anyway.

How the fuck will we cross a fucking ocean, nigga? It's not Mediterranean sea where police grab niggers in sight of african shore to deliver them to europe.

How many languages does your dumbass know? English is actually quite illogical and unnecessarily complicated in a lot of ways.

is really depressing

I picture Russia for women to be more or less like the 50's so nice nuclear famalams

I deliberately use a bad translator to show that stereotypes about Russians.

They are underage faggots from Russian 2ch which is now down so they have to shitpost here.

Kek kekking kekked

yes, since there's a surplus in pussy. the competition is steep there even for some fugly manlet

if you want to understand how does it feel to live in Russia, start with following films: Brat (1997), Leviathan (2014), The Fool (2014)

you can go to jail these days for this if you're not under some FSB honeypot stoolie

ive seen this stuff recently too, there was a BBC report on it

then why are you doing here?

>not starting with Igla

top pleb senpai

why the fuck would you want to immigrate to eastern europe?
its a shithole, trust me i live here.

Where should I emigrate to Cred Forums? Russia or China?

I can into English and haven't used those shitty Russian boards since 2009.

Yet still this photo from 00's. today only this guy presents monarchists movement.

Its tough. This country was purposely killing every talented person for 40 years and collapsed twice. Now everything is polluted by commie bydlos, liberals and central asia migrants and its not going to get better.
But i love my country and feel sence of belonging here, this sence of motherland, i love our culture and our sad history. Everyone who doesnt feel the same way towards his country is an empty and miserable person. I would not exchange my origin under any circumstances.

Not Russian but I went there in 96, 2002, and 2010.

>1996
Boris Yeltsin had fucking ruined that country. Imagine urban decay on roids. Cops would hassle you for your ID/Passport/Visa and "fine" you when you produced them for some nondescript irregularities. If you called them out on their bullshit or threatened to call the embassy they'd immediately drop it. Women you offer to fuck you for practically nothing. The entire place was depressing.

>2002
Similar to 96, but without as much open corruption. Police had gone from pathetic to a bit more professional with an authoritarian streak. Not as much rundown and trashed buildings in Moscow. No hookers that I saw out in plain sight. Things still seemed bleak but it did look like people were at least attempting to build up something worth liking.

>2010
The Putin propaganda is real. Cops (from a foreigners view) seemed professional. Moscow seemed cleaned up and what I think most foreigners expect to see. Things are still cheap but it doesn't feel like bleak poverty is pervasive. I didn't see as much obvious flamboyant wealth by a few individuals. I'm sure corruption is still everywhere but it seems to be behind closed doors.

On the whole it seems to be getting better but I'm not going to bullshit you, it's still a depressing place. It's strange because you can still see the echoes of the USSR everywhere. The subway stations are gorgeous. Boris Y was a drunk and incompetent, Putin is an authoritarian but seems to have a plan.

>go outside
>using ATM
>random gopnik talks to me because he saw my beard
>complains about it
>offers me a drink
>his friends pop up
>spend then ext half an hour drinking with a completely random crew of gopniks as one of them complains about my beard.

Such is the life in Russia.

I friend of mine was fired from his job and decided to travel the world with his savings. He has being living in Russia for a year now.

That mudafucka does not want to come back. He met a nice girl there and it's taking dancing classes.

Idk, Russia is a gigantic country, it's probably very hard to define generally if it's good or not to live there.

Don't know about Russia but Soviet cartoons are cozy as fuck.

No white men left to breed with and truly fall in love with user. Only refugees with what weed man did left in canada
>tfw when no qt. Russian to love

Not even for a dollar?

We have much more liberal rules - no predefined word order, no dozen of times with obscure things like 'future perfect continuous in the past', low number of context dependent rules like articles (no articles at all). Russian language is quite neat, not a mess of rules and exceptions like English. Plus, we don't really ever study english and do not give a fuck.

After having a best friend from Moscow I think everyone there is a drug addict in some way, except for an elite class that only exists in pockets of the major cities.

The average slav in the countryside is a drug addict. Religion used to stop it once upon a time but times have changed.

Ahem

do you have a russian keyboard? take a picture.

Theres really no suburbs in east eu tho
ifs different from place to place, but rural rus and poland are your thing if ure into social traditionalism

>But i love my country and feel sence of belonging here, this sence of motherland, i love our culture and our sad history. Everyone who doesnt feel the same way towards his country is an empty and miserable person. I would not exchange my origin under any circumstances.
well said chuvak

>>tfw when no qt. Russian to love
Good luck to finding them here.

it's literally the easiest language in the world

what's a gopnik, why does he complain about beard

1). Poor, but civilized.

2). Rather traditional society, but you can keep to whatever views you like, as long as you don't preach them or look like a faggot in public.

3). No no-go zones, no chimpouts. Crime rates are relatively high, but mostly due to alcohol-related crimes, so if you don't drink, you normally don't get in trouble. Personally, I like to walk out throughout my city at night.

4). Criminal justice is a joke, over 99% of all verdicts on criminal cases are "guilty", which is like 30 times more than during Stalin's reign.

5). Politics is a joke, although not as much as in the West.

6). VERY criminal mentality. If laws were followed, like 60% of the population should have been in prison (like 40% if you drop politically-related criminal rules). Professional gangsters merged with the state long ago, criminal culture is thriving and is more respected than the law, bribing someone is a usual thing (road police officer, government official, purchase manager, etc.). Though it's not nearly as bad as in Africa or Ukraine or something like that.

7). Lots of cute chicks (while they are young).

Also, I live in St.-Petersburg, which is the second largest city after Moscow; Finland is a few hours' drive away. Other cities are WAY worse.

This
Engkish is easier and simpler than any other lang ive seen by far

>based on a reach selection of one person, I come to conclusion that everyone there is a drug addict in some way

This is actually what they call "thinking" in the west.

First of all, they don't have articles in their language, as far as I recall. Secondly they don't have a present tense for the verb "to be". I'm guessing thse are the main reasons
>communicate with the rest of the world
The most spoken language on Earth is mandarin, burger.

Literallywho for most russians or oligarch.

I'm in California

Been here since 2000, all of us are conservative and actually contribute to society.

Although honestly I want to leave California, I have no interest in raising my own kids near a bunch of niggers and spics.

Go to China. Live in an unknown city for a bit. My white ginger friend moved to Beijing and couldn't be happier.

Why do women age so quickly in Russia, Ivan? Is it the cold?

Dvachan had such great pics of russian qts ;_;

But the lingua franca is still English around the world.

Why?

Based oligarch helping fund European far right. He runs Tsargrad TV

>no dozen of times

It's called "tenses" my friend. I get you though, we also use "вpeмe" in Bulgarian for both "tense" and "time".

Also your grammar is a bitch if you ask me, with all the cases. It was easier for me to learn English than Russian despite Russian being Slavic, and the closest language to Bulgarian after Serbian.

>Plus, we don't really ever study english and do not give a fuck.

Yeah, must be nice. The Russian internet is a pretty big place with lots of content. I am actually refreshing my Russian just to be able to read particular Russian sites more easily, and to shitpost on your chans.

Also, most games have Russian localization.

Not having to learn foreign languages is part of the "born in a big country" privilege.

Not by choice. Just because Asians think quantity can Trump quality. China zerg rush

After perestroika they named the Jew and you left kek.

>mac

Russian has more characters than English. I didn't know where the rest of the keys would fit.

Whenever a Rusbro posts, I always read it with an accent.

>gopnik
Tracksuit and cap guys that you see posted so much. Basically chavs/white trash equivalent.

The gist of his dislike for my beard was "it's un-Russian unless you are a priest then it's totally okay, what are you from some other place or cult". I don't even fucking know.

>Now everything is polluted by commie bydlos, liberals and central asia migrants
Mamkin dvoryanin?

Can any Russian user tell me if it would be safe to go to the World Cup in Russia 2018?

>tsarist flags
>be proud
you serious?

im thinking about attending a language school in either Moscow or St Petersburg. Which City is better / less dangerous ?

>4). Criminal justice is a joke, over 99% of all verdicts on criminal cases are "guilty"
That's partly because our system is different from meme American movies and cases that the police feels won't get a nearly guaranteed conviction don't go to court.

But he already lives in a zoo.

This.

Russian posters are always my favourite.

Back in the 2000s on British TV we had lots of news reports and documentaries on neo nazis in Russia has that stopped now?

Question to Russia bros.

How are Jews living in Russia. Are they destroying the country like in USA/Europe with liberalism, degeneracy, etc or are they in check by Putin. Are they running the country and Putin being a pawn or is he really controlling tge the country

I was in Russia on several business trips. Basically theres Moscow and to some extent St. Petersburg and then the rest. If you live in the "rest", you dont matter. (My impression)

>Based oligarch helping fund European far right.
Yeah instead of helping russian people, of course internet-cenzorship more important than food or medicine.

I'm reading Dostoevksy crime and punishment right now. Fuck does old Russia sound like a depressing place. Is it still like that Grigory, Ivan, and Vladimir?

Did you do that on purpose?

You want to know whats life in Russia?
Watch this guy. He traveled from Poland to far east through Siberia AND BACK having only 50$, meeting a lot of friendly and unfriendly russian along the way.
youtube.com/watch?v=w0hurJKOTpU

most episodes should have english subs

Well, I can read freely, sometimes listen, but definitely no writing/speaking. I guess it's cause I had never studied it formally, with rules and exercises, just reading stuff and using vocabulary if needed.

Evidently life in Russia sucks, that's why 90% of the males spend their lives playing video games.

Is it true that if a hooker so much as talks to you, you could be arrested in Russia?

How big of an issue is this?

we have food and medicine here. You want it? Guess what, you also have to accept stinky pakis, fags on TV, and transgender 9 year olds. Trust me, Ivan, better to be a little hungry

Well, I didn't buy it, the company provided.

Leviathan gave me some bad feels man... feels that I should not have felt...

>How are Jews living in Russia.
Pretty good. all political parties have a lot of them. You could be easily jailed for anti-semetism/disrespect to national/religional traditions.
>Are they running the country and Putin being a pawn or is he really controlling tge the country
None really knows, it's pretty closed from other Russia part of our inner policy.

Daily reminder: Russia has only one real city, which is Moscow.
Everything that is south to Voronezh is a churka land.
Everything north to Vologda is for crazy people who like being cold.
Everything east to Moscow is Siberia (watch previous point)
SPb is full of detestable intelligentsia.
Hence, Moscow is the only play to live in.

Bullshit. Both soliciting and engaging are barely and administrative offense. Unless you run a cathouse or pressure minors you get a measly fine and can go on.

t. cat chaser

It's fine. The education is free, the healthcare is, too. If you're not a retard you can make it to a big city and get a job. Nothing fancy, but not terrible.

>Trust me, Ivan, better to be a little hungry
Yeah tell that to shitton of people who get only 250$ per month or to older people.

Just to add, while it sounds a bit depressing, there is some of the best displays of humanity and compassion in that book that I have ever read. Realistic displays.

Petersburg has way less migrants and looks more European than most European cities (as long as you don't stray too far from historical center), but shittier weather. I'd say they are both fairly safe.

why do women look like mammoth's diarrhea in u.k? is it millennium of inbreeding?

>free

It's hard for you to comprehend, I know.

It should be safe, there will be more policemen then visitors and they respect 1st worlders unless ordered otherwise.
Moscow, StP is a shithole.

>Is it the cold?
For majority:
1) Bad selection
2) Ruined ecology (if we are talking about townsfolkk)
3) Bad food and medicine

you ever play S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow Of Chernobyl? I hear it's a lot like that.

>what's a gopnik,
A street thug. Not necessarily hostile, unless you look like a fag.
>why does he complain about beard
Cause he's got nothing better to do.
I was once standing in the street and minding my business. Some guy suddenly came up to me and started talking about soccer. Wasn't unfriendly or anything, just annoying a bit. We talked for a few minutes, he told me a joke that wasn't funny, wished a nice day and was on his way. Happens sometimes around here, especially with fellows who got drunk and decided they wanted to talk to someone.

Suburbs are basically a Canadian/US thing. Most EU countries have a city and then smaller villages sourrounding the city.

Hello Sam

I know Americans aren't liked but what's the opinion Western Europeans? Specifically, what does the average Russian think of France, Spain, Italy, and Greece?

>Everything is run down
>People drink to forget
>That part where the whole table drinks for Russia was so depressing, because it felt like they drank to Russia out of sadness

Really makes you think

A woman can only take so many beatings before aging due to stress. Russian women are shite at listening.

*on Western Europeans

Is it true that the majority of Russians are named Alexi?
Is it true Russian generally dislike Putin?
Are Russian cuties easy to pull?

Go on, playboy leaf

Hong Kong, China

There is no Russian clone of Cred Forums,only a smoking cauldron of piss pretending to be one.

>what does the average Russian think of France, Spain, Italy, and Greece
they're fine

You don't know shit about the south.

>Is it true that the majority of Russians are named Alexi?
Nope.
>Is it true Russian generally dislike Putin?
Not exactly most of people more like passive, but mostly they dislikes local authorities, ruling party and oligarhs.
>Are Russian cuties easy to pull?
Yep.

I imagine every Russian poster's post in a deep Russian accent

Just imagine living in a pure, white, strong, Aryan, Christian nation. That's what it's like.

Brits still obsessed with Nazis.

>Specifically, what does the average Russian think of France, Spain, Italy, and Greece?
Most of them just don't care.

>Why do women age so quickly in Russia, Ivan? Is it the cold?
They get married in their early to mid-twenties, and immediately stop giving a fuck. Those who do continue to give a fuck actually age pretty well.

Also, in many cases it's shitty jobs with low pay (supermarket clerk for like $350/month). It's depressing and the money isn't enough to attend cosmetologists, buy good beauty products, etc.

Any Russians know about Krasnodar? What is it like there, gopnik or civilized. I know a girl from there

What about Vladivostok, it looks like a colder Venice. How are the people and things there?

What is it he said you guys were terrifically gifted at? Small arms design, human trafficking and what?

I moved to Spain.

Do you need more?

Real nazi bands were completely suppressed in 00s, now we have only a bunch of "intellectual" nationalists being active exclusevely on the internet.

Answering the question though,living here is pretty chill.
Medical care is a bit shit,but everyone seems to know a doctor or two which can get you in for good care for a moderate payment,so I like to look at it as decentralized medical insurance.
Other than that don't really know what to tell ya,life is life,no really crazy stories to tell. Ask any questions though,will gladly answer.

How is southern russia? i'm trying to find if my heritage is true slav

fuck man

Pretty much the only countries most Russians strongly feel about are Ukraine, Belarus and US. The rest are varying degrees of irrelevance.

Chess

Thread theme (you choose)

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kek you can't speak any other language anyways so stfu

Proofs BTW
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Krasnodar is pretty good,better than other regional cities,but it's close to Caucasus,so a lot of immigrants there. They live kind of separately,thankfully.

>Any Russians know about Krasnodar?
it's okay if you aren't cossak.

But I thought Russian girls liked Mediterranean countries and thought of Latin/Romance languages as elegant.

>completely suppressed

Not really. They can't just kill or imprison everyone.

fkn rude brehs...

Alright last question, how did this guy get away with everything he did? I thought you would be thrown in the gulag for his kind of behavior

Because thankfully Canada is a buffer between Alaska and the continental USA. They may get past border patrol up north but they'll get stopped trying to enter near Vancouver

You were shown a false picture of what Russia truly is when you went there last time, so that you'd come back to America and tell people that it's not so bad and the "Putin propaganda is real".

American Burger here. I've always respected Russia. Any tips on how to get by in Rossiya as an American?

Full of caucasians, agressive orthodox fanatics and homocossaks, rural mentality and bad climate.

kek

you think it going to be like is, comrade, but is not

Those who think that are the same as coal-burners in US,just looking for "excitement" and then being left with three kids and no husband.

Also, have Russian girls been contaminated with the whore syndrome, or is it well under control? I ask because of those AIDS statistics of yours

>it looks like a colder Venice.
Nothing like Venice, but it's still feels pretty strange realising that this is opposite edge of Russia.

>I know Americans aren't liked but what's the opinion Western Europeans? Specifically, what does the average Russian think of France, Spain, Italy, and Greece?
Gayropeans ("Гeйpoпeйцы"). Although that probably doesn't go so much for Spain, Italy and Greece - it's mostly about Germany, France and Scandinavians.

I have unironically read a lot of Dugin, I know he's looked down upon in Russian academia

An Orthodox life is best life, Ivan

He probably got fined and maybe served 15 days,public disturbance isn't a big deal.

brat as in бpaт (brother)

just like northen Mexico...

Teach English. Preferrably in a special school,you'll rake it in.

Hold it right there Cossack

They're either in prison or fleed the country so really. Also, some of them are figthing on ukranian side in Donbass.

I know like 3 russians and they are all based. Russian men looks really random though, you know that agressive slavic look.

would love to live in russia. beautiful women, an ex-kgb leader thats not a pussy. we have a substitute teacher as prime minister. fuck my leaf.

You can see Russia from Sarah Palin's house in Alaska. Just build a kayak or some shit.

Is it nicer than Moscow? It looks like a really cool city, but no one ever talks about it.

Not from Russia, but Iv heard outside a few nice places, it's mostly a Detroit-tier shit hole
Also krokodil

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is your local priest based?

Just like everywhere else?
Get up at 0600, take shower, eat your Dietic Health Oats, ride metro to work, do nothing meaningful till 1800, ride metro to home, optionally go shopping in between, eat dinner, shitpost on Cred Forums, go to sleep. Rinse and repeat.

I am an English teacher, so got that covered.
But I was wondering about how to avoid being hated for being American, considering my country has been acting like a rabid dog on the international stage.

>how did this guy get away with everything he did?
Literally who?
Also it looks video is pretty old 90's or early 00's gulag wasn't not functioned this time.

>no bears

What, really? No fucking bears in mother russia?

How does russia feel about the caribean?

It tends to rub off on y'all

youtube.com/watch?v=OfMpSdrUWko

Russia invented EMP so they must be cool.

>An Orthodox life is best life
BWAHAHAHA
Oh you are naive John.

It seems like a really isolated and boring city, lots of Koreans and Chinese. Not exactly a cultural hotspot

We know only about Cuba, commie bros who are fighting against evil amurrican empire. Rest of region is just some place where pirates were in the past.

None of those women were attractive. I'm guessing its because the Jews and Irish were left out.

youtube.com/watch?v=-Iu0pvZP-dM

Are Russians patriotic?

Expensive.

There isn't such a thing,to be honest. I have about 4 different churches,all within 3 km from my home,and two of those is actual monasteries which you can visit for a prayer,so can't really tell you that. The one I talked to recently was good.
That's not really an issue,unless you stumble upon some madmen like NOD. Mostly people don't really care,some might get interested even.

You definitely should try. I want to see you crying happy tears when your permit is gone and you're being transported back to leafland.

theres a gif of 'the russian experience' that pissed off actual russians. thats how you know its accurate. let me go find it

>Is it nicer than Moscow?
Well hard to say, Moscow is much bigger city some elements (infrastructure, services, products) could be better, but how much actually depends on your salary.

Sure, you know that better.
By "intellectual" nationalists I mean some other pathetic persons.
Not really familiar with Dugin's ideas, but I guess he cant be called nationalist since he's promoting eurasianism.

heh cuba is destroying this island in tourism.

It's boring and you get depression just by looking into window because everything is either gray(during summer) or white mixed with gray(during rest of year)
Would move to NZ or AUS but too poor and they probably don't want me in their countries anyway

Just don't be a faggot or insult our country and most people won't care. They will even like you if you're critical of US policy.

Guy with straws is a genius.

Pretty safe, just don't do stupid shit and you'll be fine.

Russia is a post industrial shithole who entire economy is literally controlled by 9 Jewish oligarchs

I'm sick of stormnigger teenagers thinking it's the last bastion for muh white race

eh, there won't be any hatred unless you dress like a Gay Pride activist.
Still, if you don't know Russian there might be problems. Not everybody speaks English here.
Also, don't be naive. Fooling a clueless gaijin is a thing here.

Sounds bretty nice desu

Is Ivan Ilyin considered an intellectual nationalist?

>condoms on the desk
>trash everywhere

Are those women playing cards of legal age?

Russians are cowards. Migrants from Caucas and other shitskins often bully russian people. They only portey themselves as brave and strong people while even putin is afraid of these savages

Kek, no it isn't. Spanish is the easiest language.

Come to Germany and help fighting Kebap, have more Ruskie bros here who fight with me Kebap than Deutschbros.

Vy radushny dlya togo!

true that

>Is Ivan Ilyin considered an intellectual nationalist?
He died in XX century.

Mostly, though football hooligans are a troublesome bunch. Personally, I keep away from these degenerates and events that involve them.

However, it won't be France in any case, with police surrendering the whole city to a bunch of morons with bottles. Local riot police is pretty good at what they do, disorders happen rarely and don't last for long.

Whores

No,he actually has some valid points.
"Intellectual nationalist" became a deragotary term because of a giant faggot in this pic

Moscow is overrun by churkas though.

Is this true?

You have access to pol so it can't be that bad.

> lol
> being this butthurt
> from a made up country. what the fuck even is an Uzbek? i have never read anything about your people in any history book

>Uzbekistan

Yes.

Can you own one of these?

So is that part of the curriculum to practice with strap ons. She looks like she's done it before.

>
none of my friends are even interested in MLP. Hentai - maybe, but definitely not MLP.

Nope.

>Moscow

Kikes churkas traffic everywhere and too overrated and overpriced desu.

I regularly watch Dugin's Guideline for geopolitical news. pretty based.

>TFW no qt гóпницa gf

Definitely St.-Petersburg.

Safety is not so large a concern, however, at least if you are talking about Moscow and St.-Petersburg (as long as you don't look like an open faggot or a clueless victim).

you can own a hunting rifle

Legally - no. Illegally - yes,easily if you live outside of Moscow,a bit hard to get if in Moscow.

>qt гóпницa
it's oxymoron

Cпacибo, пapни.

My friend from Murica recently visited Russia. According to what he said most people don't understand simple english words(although we have at least 7 years of english language education in schools) so I would recommend learning russian at least a little bit before you visit Russia unless you want to walk around with google translator. Or get russian friends online who will translate shit for you when you visit their cities(like he did)

It´s the easiest language. I´d rather speak in english than in portuguese, I sound way less retarded talking in english.

Yeah we are former soviet republic where over 500.000 people live. I know who they are
Pidorashka detected

>Dugin's
>based
Yeah sure.

Possible, but not necessary, they don't ask your age when you buy condoms.

Why, are you dumb or just gay?

>tfw in my part of city almost only Ruskiebros live, parents even speak Ruskie because ex-GDR, grow up with them, have since then almost only adidas clothes
I know, right?! RIGHT?!

Do you have some?

I want to move to Russia

youtube.com/watch?v=aOWIoMtIvDQ

i know that, but why do you exist?

You're welcome.
The problem with english education is that all good teachers no longer teach in schools,so whatever little english education we had is now pretty shit.
Said the street sweeper.

so are гóпницa te equivalent of cholas?
trashy people who don't work and drink/smoke all day with their friends imitating one style of clothing?

You can get a licence for a a hunting rifle though

Seen this meme on Cred Forums and curious if it holds some representation or something

>fighting Kebap
I just want to live american dream but not in America

Why are tracksuits so popular?

just swim the bering strait you russians love the cold rite?

Old ladies hit openly gay men with closed fists in broad daylight.

Spittle and harsh words abound.

Lesbianism and transsexualism is okay though. Exotic and seen as "sexless" mysticism

He is inadequate paranoid from 90's

Nope.

Cheap.

Based Swiss knows all about guns.

Yeah,but it takes a few years. I'm pretty sure the american poster asked about a weapon that doesn't classify as a hunting rifle. Though anything's possible,there's a hunting rifle that's basically a copy of SVD.

youtube.com/watch?v=5-l-OkR5yDk

When you wear a First Sergeant rank
>US ARMY, US ARMY name tapes
shit gets me so hard

well said dimitri

>why do you exist?

He doesn't, actually.

is his accent ok?
it seems terrible to me

He's Estonian,he knows fuck all.

Kek. You wish faggot. You are considered subhumans in Russia. Not even allowed in most clubs and bars and are constantly reminded your place.

but he is right. America is evil

demoted to PV2 for sexual assault

Yes you can. But you have to be on probation period and have a hunter's licence for 3 years.

its clunky, but most Russians are clunky with English. he does ok

Our border guards will shoot me. And if they miss - your's will.

Yeah, police units dedicated to fighting organized crime obliterated the organized nazi movement during the 00s. There are still lots of "nationalists" (skinheads, basically), but they are fragmented.

The degenerates who really want to kill people we recently shipped off to build their own Wild West in Novorossiya.

Even football hooligans haven't been much of an issue lately - at least not in public.

>America is evil
Yeah and space actually don't exist it's just jewish fantasies and tricks to suck money from goys.

You must be in Moscow. It's practically a micro-country within Eurasia.

Post russian QTS

It's like living in Angola if you believe in quality of life national averages.

It's like having an economy that's smaller than Spain's.

It's like having more Muslim than France.

It's like losing two wars.

It's like having a geriatric manlet stick his dick in your mouth until you agree how not small it is every time the forecast for oil prices over the next 40 years is revised down.

>I was in Russia on several business trips. Basically theres Moscow and to some extent St. Petersburg and then the rest. If you live in the "rest", you dont matter. (My impression)
Pretty much this.

Don't listen to those who said no, they're illiterate in regard to the gun laws. Here you can own a shotgun or a rifle (even high-caliber rifle), provided that it's semiautomatic. No pistols.

Moscow is only expensive if you suck at everything and can't get a decent job. 70k rubles a month is enough to live comfortably as a family of 2 in Moscow.

...

It's not bad, he's reading off a prompter here

I can confirm this, but the majority of the exodus were russian jews, so it's a mixed bag, they tend to be more conservative though.

> imitating one style of clothing?
You can wear absolutely anything and still look like gopnik. Its more of a mentality that makes you look like gopnik.

Sad

Source on those gun laws,oh wise one?

its a meme you dip

Who is this Semenovich demonovich?

guns.ru
Google
You can even have a civilian AK in both RU and NATO calibers.

As a Brazilian, I can relate. I love my country and our history, but by God, is it hard to live here. Our commie government turned what could have been one of the greatest countries of nowadays in a crime infested shithole. Prices are high, profites are low, its hard, but we keep going.

Molot takes old Mosins and sells them as hunting rifles. I presume this is to make them compliant with Russian gun laws.

hows the food in russia and are you pro putin or anti

That looks pretty nice t b h.

I´d like to do a trip like that some day, russians seem really friendly people.

the sad part is that she looks like a non provincial ethnic

FUCKING READ EM.
sovetnik.consultant.ru/razreshenie_licenziya_na_oruzhie/kakov_poryadok_polucheniya_razresheniya_na_nareznoe_oruzhie_licenzii/

Pros:
1. Many russians are very lazy so it is pretty easy to found a business or develop your career

Cons:
1. Shitty medicine
2. Shitty food (due to the embargo on the european products)
3. Shitty governance (due to the african level corruption

It's post-op Mladic when he was in hiding

it's shit compared to polands but they won't admit it publicly

>Shitty food
Nigga what you talkin about. Russian food is amazing.

Can I find a job there with no discernible skills or language ability?

Alright,I fucked up a bit,got it mixed up with military weaponry not being on the market,sorry then.

"post-op Mladic" never existed, Mladic disguised him self as a sex wizard(not joking, you cant make this shit up)

>Russian food is amazing.

it's ok senpai

Kek. What do you think? Although you can learn the language once you're there for a while

Only in Moscow and St. Petersburg

Nigger

>muh jamon and foie gras
Liberashka pls.

>shitty food

what exactly is shitty, your grain is just fine

is there russian weebs?

>Is it true that if a hooker so much as talks to you, you could be arrested in Russia?
>How big of an issue is this?
It's not. Unless it's a minor we're talking about, at most you could theoretically get a small fine for hiring a hooker, but the chances of that happening are 0%.

>Shitty food
dunno what you mean, barely anything's changed since the embargo 2bh

>easy to found a business
Have you tried it? It is only possible to get a small-level business establishment,go any higher and you get raped by competition and assholes trying to get bribes from you,my dad's business recently went under,it's not a kind world.
Also,>shitty food
You just can't cook,nigga.

>due to the embargo on the european products
Hipster, pls.
One can eat quite well w/out hamon and mozzarella. If you cannot afford Azbuka Vkusa, then go work better and earn more money.

You don't even have to go to AV,Myasnov got the meat and Perekrestok/Metro got everything else.

>weebs
Who?

いえ先輩

what did he do? one of my uncles (who is a legit russian) owns a wood developing facility and it just runs fine if you have a few goons with guns who will protect you

Tы блядь пoeхaвший чтo ли, дaжe влoм нa aнглийcкий пepeхoдить. Кaким хyeм eдa мoжeт paзличaтьcя peгиoнaльнo? Boт твoя мaмaшa пpигoтoвит бopщ в Mocквe, в тoчнocти тaкoй жe бopщ cтaнeт хyёвым гдe-нибyдь в Bлaдивocтoкe? Хyecoc, мpaзь, чёpнь, гниль, выкидыш, Oбaмa.

I'm using hookers from time to time, never had any problems.
If anything, its hookers themselves who are oppressed by police (they are required to perform "free services" or pay money), so no matter what happens they aren't going to to police to complain about you.

You probably cant name a single dish. Meanwhile your country's entire cuisine is a burger and fried butter on a stick.

Brat is a decent movie, but it's about the 90s. As for Leviathan - well, I guess there are lowlifes that live like that. Never seen one myself. Neither has the movie director, I suppose. Maybe in the province...

Yeah,sadly they exist. They aren't as obnoxious as yours,thankfully.

Shit ton of them. Hence close to weebland.

Medicine carrers at my university are filled with a fuck ton of Brazilians and we always come across them, your language sounds quite weird and I don't know why they speak so loudly. Of course I also admit our dialect is an extremely shitty version of Spanish (I'm saying this because I know Cred Forums loves shitting on us).

That literally makes no sense you dumb fuck

ayy

I approve of this message.

You know, Gook Gawkers? Nip ninnies? Jap Jabberers? Waifu Wedders?

It is totally depend on what you can do. But you should take into account that currently russian economy is staying in a recession and therefore a lot of expats (from Europe) are leaving Russia

>в тoчнocти тaкoй жe бopщ cтaнeт хyёвым гдe-нибyдь в Bлaдивocтoкe?
Дa, пoтoмy чтo мaмaшa зaмкaдышa кyпилa y китaйцeв пoмидopы нaкaчaнныe пecтицидaми гдe-тo y дopoги, кyпилa пpипpaвy в кoтopoй нихyя кpoмe химии нeт.
A в ДCaх хoтя бы ceльхoзпpoдyкцию мoжнo нaйти нopмaльнoгo кaчecтвa.

people that like nipponese culture

Is this an accurate portrayal of social life in Russia?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=WA_uuJWc338

It's not about goons with guns,it's about a corrupt system. My dad got fucked over by his partners,he had a car dealership,they left with the money and left him hanging with the bill,he's still going to court getting the thing sorted. The problem is the system is corrupt and the laws are incredibly vague. So say your competition wants you out,you can bribe officials to conduct a "routine check" on the place of business,find a shit-ton of issues and then the place is fucked.

It actually makes sense. Products quality is much higher in bigger cities. Though that guy is obviously retarded.

Дa ты cyкa пoeхaвший блять,ecли ты пoкyпaeшь гoвнo y дopoги - твoи нaхyй пpoблeмы,жил y пoдpyги в Пepми гoд,eдa нихyя нe oтличaeтcя oт Mocквы.

I used to see an ethnic Russian escort from the Donbas regularly, best sex I ever had, probably had HIV but I didn't care. She left when the war started and probably went home to fuck Givi

Murkan food

>That literally makes no sense you dumb fuck
For someone who never travelled across the Russia.