At this point he is either an absolute retard or he doesn't want to become present

At this point he is either an absolute retard or he doesn't want to become present
Actually probably both

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Oh ffs.

>it's ok if Hillary wants to ruin trump
>it's not ok when trump defends himself from hillary's bullshit

i'm voting for him regardless of what the witch spews

This is why we love him

Y-yes massah! Anything you say! M-more Trump cum please!

He wants out.

Right or wrong he is taking the bait YET AGAIN. He has learnt nothing.

Reenacting last night with your wife's boyfriend?

it's also why he'll lose. a month left and he gets into another Khan situation after already starting to go down in the polls after losing the first debate

There's nothing wrong about this tweet in particular. What has me worried is that he keeps taking the bait and getting mad over stuff that doesn't matter. Imagine if Trump posted on Cred Forums, he'd be the easiest guy in the world to troll.

between that and him saying he likes Merkel, I'm breddy disappointed lads

>non-country
>interested in U.S. politics

Time to end it, CTR.

Nice edit. Trump wouldn't be stupid enough to write that. Fuck off CTR.

Hello T-Tumblr M-my old F-friend.

Thin skinned faggot, that's it.

You making my point here chumps
Uneducated retards like you were going to vote for him regardless, what is point of this tweet?
Just show how much of butthurt baby Trump is

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/781788223055994880

>Media blasts CROOKED HILLARY on the media for awhile when people go to look at the tweet

you're too stupid to understand this man, we all are.

1/2 D irony chess. Your participation awards in the mail.

Surely this will end his campaign even though he has said worse I just know this is the time

>At this point he is either an absolute retard or he doesn't want to become present

OP is a colossal faggot and confirmed retard.

He's always been absolutely retarded. This is nothing new.

WTF?

THANK YOU FOR CORRECTING THE RECORD

KILL YOURSELF AND ROT IN HELL

now this is funny

i guess hillary now has to double down on "women are children and need to be protected"

The funny thing is Hillarys Clinton Foundation is a massive tax shelter, sje uses non white races for votes and slanders women whom her husband has brutally raped.

trump is a hothead dumbass. he wont win, so no worries

>Uneducated retards like you were going to vote for her regardless, what is point of this post?

fixed that for you faggot

lmao this guy has lost his fucking mind

Clinton wanted to bring that disgusting person into the debate, it's Hillary's fault.

trump is choking on that stink b8

Hillary brought her up, and it turned out bad for her. Now the media wants this cunt to go away but Trump won't let her.

He should hire a shitpost and B8 expert

>thinking this will bring Trump negativity
You guys(you're not) don't get it.

It makes me smile to know how upset you'll be on his inauguration day.

who cares

it's Friday

How?
He did nothing but speak the truth.
That bitch threatened a judge and drove a get away car in the murder that her boyfriend committed.

no one really cares that she was on the spanish equivalent of real world/big brother

media just noticed how trump handles the situation. which is utter shit

This has to be the most pathetic thing ever said by a US presidential candidate

>media just noticed
You mean the same media that brought the cunt on to all their shows and wrote about her then suddenly stopped when her past was brought up?

Donald is WAY too lazy to be POTUS.
He doesn't like being told what to do and where to be.

He is, however, making bank off his dumb followers. Why do you think he's barely spending any campaign funds?
He's pocketing it.

What's the big deal? She is disgusting. You're falling for the bait again. She's not disgusting aesthetically, in fact, she was a beauty queen -- she's in gangbangs on video, was accessory to a murder and gave an implicit admission on CNN when they tried to bring her on to shill for Hillary, and her boyfriend is a major cartel operative and serial killer. Pretty disgusting.

Hillary used this woman as a pawn in a move to make him look bad. As with everything she does, she thinks that people won't look beneath the surface, and when they do, it backfires. Hillary will do anything as a means to an end, including helping import this Venezuelan national.

> starting to go down in the polls after losing the first debate
RealClearPolitics, 3 hours ago
"Trump Closes the Gap In Key States"

Thin-skinned? Please. It's not thin-skinned to point out that Hill probably violated the law (again, yawn) to use this criminal drug syndicate prostitute as a pawn.

> cyprus
CTR is really getting desperate these days.

Uneducated, eh? I have a PhD in cellular pharmacology. Every PhD candidate and post-doc in my lab, with the exception of a woman, is voting Trump.

>Check out her sextape!
Said no sane person ever, I prefer Trump over Clinton but he's a colossal retard for tweeting it. Who knows maybe he'll blame Baron's elite hacking skills of being a ten year old.

He's pointing out that Hillary likes to keep criminals close, just like that getaway driver and judge threatener.

oh shit hey cyprus

how are your banks doing these days?

thanks for making me rich of bitcoins.

Good point, she probably did. Her presidency is on the line.

>I have a PhD in cellular pharmacology
hahahahahahhaahahahahahaha

Is she that Venezuelan pornstar he called a fat pig who already admitted to being the getaway driver for a murderer?

What is wrong with him why is he throwing this election?

wow you really corrected my record

this """""defense""""" is piss poor and probably does more harm than good.

Conspiracy theory: Trump has been in league with the Clintons all along. Every time it gets close, he does something really stupid to blow it!

You literally can't disprove it.

>What's the big deal?

The female vote is the big deal you absolute retard
Does he want to become president or just be a meme in an anonymous image board?

And what?
He's not wrong
She is a nasty pig
Voters with morals won't take the word of some crazy slut who was an accomplice in a murder and involved with drug cartels

Why do people keep saying this? If he wanted out, he'd just say he resigns.

Jesus someone take his fucking phone away
This is the first time I've been legitimately mad at his Twitter

WTF, voting Trump now.

don't fall for that fake proxy Trump is the saviour of humanity and will bring thousand years of prosperity and kekism

He's been doing this for a year and a half. you're either a new fag, a shill, or a dupe of the Jews who have holed up here like ticks

JUST STUMP MY SHIT UP PHAM

That's the coward's way out.

Yeah, I think I might be done.

He's gonna lose.

Can you imagine the leader of the free world on twitter calling foreign leaders "dopey" etc?

Because that's what would happen.

>I have a PhD in cellular pharmacology

This will surely end his campaign this time r-right?

CTR = Kiddie stuff


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This not "defending yourself." This is taking the bait, hook line and sinker.

It's been over for a while.

America gets a choice between a barely functional, clinically retarded manbaby and the most disgusting corrupt piece of shit "human being" alive.

Good job, burgers.

You're right, my narrative has been spun. Thank you

Good argument

>Can you imagine the leader of the free world on twitter calling foreign leaders "dopey" etc?
That was the single greatest moment in modern politics.

Except he might. Some people (e.g. Cred Forumsniggers) are voting for him regardless of how absolutely retarded and stupid he is. There is almost nothing he could do to lose their votes. Trump's even said this. He personally he could go and literally murder someone and they'd still vote for him.

What? Are you so sheltered you think people don't go to school? You do realize you just fucking pay for it, right?

Yeah, because females have a huge amount of respect for girls who are on video gangbanging drug lords who date serial killers. What are you even saying? Do you really think women are more put off by the fact that Trump referenced she has a disgusting sex tape available to the public, or the fact that she has one?

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I LOVE CAPS SHITPOSTING!! IT MAKES MY LADY COCK TWITCH AND BUMP THE THREADS I AM BITCHING ABOUT.

I THINK THIS ONE IS ABOUT A MEXICAN MISS UNIVERSE FROM THE 90s. THAT SOUNDS IMPORTANT!!

((((SAGE))))

He's unstumpable.

He is LITERALLY repeating his battle against JEB. Point for point, he is re-creating his struggle against the guac man.

Only this time it's pant suit bitch. This is the part where he triggers people. November is the part where he wins.

>when you destroy the other side's narrative, you lose

t. ctr

Females hate whores. Especially murderous whores.

>tfw bet all my money on trump, and living very meagerly

We have had pepe magic the entire campaign, there has been a magical feeling the whole year, but after the debate it all got so abruptly fucked. And it feels wrong.

This was also 2-3 days after nethanyu meeting...

May Trump win, and may he not been compromised, the way he is acting is abit concerning but lets keep our faith..

>lying on the internet
>pretending co-workers especially educated co-workers even disclose who they vote for let along vote trump
literally retarded

whatever fgt your flag is in my collection now

You've got to be kidding me... Why does anyone let him tweet this shit?

Didn't you hear? The (((((((((ADL)))))))) has declared pepe a symbol of hate.

Trump appeared in an image with pepe

so it looks like I'm a #cruzmissle now

Great graphic art/meme concept - tying Trump to Apple-like innovation, boundary-breaking = good/cool, desirable, not scary.

Get this to the top, centipedes!

This is a stealth CTR posing as a trump supporter.

We know damn well he would and should tweet that.

I think they removed his name from some 5 star golf course in Skittle Arabia over it.

You're thinking of your mother.

Hillary's trying to win millennial women. Millennials love whores.

Sure you may think it's all fun and games now, but we'll see how funny you think it is when you lose family members and friends to missile attacks by Kim Jong-un after getting into it with Trump.

I know maybe you're probably some edgy 16 year old who's only here because you love to call black people niggers and hate on minorities to feel better about yourself, but have at some point in your young life have you seen two complete retards go at it with each other over something stupid, but it just continually escalated out of hand because both people are too insolent, stupid, and hot-headed to back down? In the case of two regular retards, some walls, windows, or whatever might get damaged. But imagine what can be damaged in the case of two country leaders with nuclear weapons who have a whole contingent population of mindless sheep who support them no matter how fucking retarded they get.

Breaking news


THIS IS BAD

TRUMP IS STUMPED NOW

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Yeah. I work with prions. AMA, you fag. :^)

What was your line of thought when making that post?

>H-he's throwing for calling out Hillary's bullshit!

It's kind of dumb, but it's even stupider of Hillary for trying to use such a shitty person to make Trump look bad. What a shit thread

The line of cocaine your mom snorts when I fuck her ass

so is this everything we have on her?
a porn video that isn't from her
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and her not being found guilty for acomplice to murder?
trump is way too impulsive with his tweets.
i get that it's his appeal, but can you really not be assed to do / let an intern do a little research?

he's not present

HE'S FUTURE

Looks like FRG day

Her boyfriend killed 3 fucking people and she agreed that she did helped him on CNN.

>your educated....gimme free stuff!

Fuck off Cyprus, last time I was in Pamphos your entire economy was collapsed and bars were begging to sell people 2 euro beers

lied about anorexia. exposed by megyn kelly live

look at the hill shill bring the bantz!

my question is how can you afford the cocaine and erectile dysfunction medicine on what CTR pays you?

whoring out your little sister?

nice hand shitskin

"b-but that was a long time ago ..."

How many times are you faggot reality denying Drumfkins can get absolutely analwrecked BTFO?

>Hillary won't get post DNC convention bounce
Completely sunk and obliterates Trump in every single polls afterward

>People won't care about Khan controversy
People do care, and Drumfkin keeps sinking

>Trump won the debate, muh online poll
Trump is obliterated in the actual scientific poll after the debate once again

All you guys do is project your own bias and think people would react the same as you do. Well not everyone is a female hating virgin 400 lbs faggots like you guys are. Just for a sec, before posting think about what normies would think, rather than blathering in your bias induced punditry. I'm collecting idiotic posts to make a BTFO Cred Forums is wrong again compilation for Nov 8th, but kinda feel a bit sad inside that Drumfkins really that delusional and believe in their fraud of a candidate.

Of course foreignors from shitholes want the globalist politician to win. That means more American gibsmedats for them

>0.02 trumpcoins have been deposited into your anus

See? I can call people shills too when they disagree.

An interesting point. I thought it was strange she decided to roll out the "abusive to women" argument during the debate, given the Clintons history. Trump said that he was holding back on retaliating against her over this topic. Wondering if this is a tactic to get Hillary to go all in on treatment of women in the second debate, after which Trump has an excuse to smash her over her enabling of rapey bill for decades.

Frankly, this women has a lot of bad history. It's weird to me that Hillary would even use her in the first place and it's weird to me that either candidate would talk further about it. Not a hill worth dying on.

Even if he wins, he'll just get shot. Too many people hate him.

>no fly zones in syria

Clinton wants to implement policies that will directly lead to a Cold war with Russia. Trump tweets mean things and people think he will send nukes because of this.

You know what I think is happening? Trump's campaign is filled with "yes men" who don't have the balls to tell him that what he's saying is actually hurting his campaign. Especially after the first debate, you can tell he obviously has nobody coaching him on public speaking.

Expect more oversampling of Democrats

it's really like the left depends on people being ignorant retards for their propaganda to work

meanwhile this is the age of the internet and that shit is nearly impossible

Seems that way

Trying to throw the election

The more the media hates him, the more I want to vote for him

Is OP a Northern Turk or Southern Greek?

he is kike proxy don't trust him I am the only real cy flag

The modern day secret service would never allow that. Also, trump packs heat and wears a vest during most of his time outside of home. I'd be more worried about any potential attacker than the nominee.

>Insert low energy bullets copypasta

He's allowed to correct the record. Fuck off.

Which variety of Cyprus are you?

there is only one variety that has this flag

> but Clinton is more likely to start a war than Trump

What is this meme where you guys instead of addressing how retarded Trump is, just jump off topic and go straight to something about Hillary? It's pretty stupid. But do you REALLY think Clinton would be more likely than Trump to start a war with someone?

It's funny because I'm pretty sure Trump is going to cuck all of you guys if he actually does win. When he sends U.S. troops to go kill ISIS family members and shit, it's not going to the be the liberal university students who are the first to go, it's going to be you high-school only educated fucks doing blue collar jobs that get sent into the horrors of war first. Have fun fighting ISIS for us pals. And I'm pretty sure Trump is going to end up being way more liberal than you guys would hope for when he gets into office. I'm pretty sure you guys will end up hating him anyways for his policies being way more liberal and less religious-leaning than you would like. Also, shit like the border wall isn't going to happen and Mexico isn't actually going to pay for it either LOL.

His lows keep getting shallower and his highs get higher. Whatever he's doing is working incredibly well and with the trajectory he's on by election day he could win all 50 states.

Trump has a degree in economics from Wharton and is worth billions. Hardly retarded.

Here's my reply:

Average Trump crowd size: 30,000

Average Hillary crowd size: ~200

Trump will win, screen cap this.

Mfw Trump could literally shoot a man in main street in the next 2 months

Trump has no filter

Hillary is taking off
Make sure you have your JUST memes for Trump ready

>it's going to be you high-school only educated fucks doing blue collar jobs that get sent into the horrors of war first

You are retarded, do you honestly think people are going to be drafted to fight ISIS? We have reserves you idiot, furthermore we won't be taking out the sovereign ruler of the country but working with both Assad and Russia to deal with ISIS.

I'm a former anti-war liberal and I hate the Democrats so much I'm voting for Trump. Clinton is a war-hawk that wants Assad out and you're a fool if you don't see the ramifications of this.

It was "the middle of 5th avenue". And if he's really a time traveller like the memes say then he's really just setting us up for when he's forced to stump a would-be attacker with 9 shots from his gilded trump brand glock .45. It will be noted as the dopest moment in political history. No collateral damage, landslide vote, 49 state sweep.

WE CAME
WE SAW
HE DIED

youtube.com/watch?v=Fgcd1ghag5Y

She literally laughs about destabilizing nations and you dumbfucks defend this.

Mom! Trump said a mean thing!

the wall just got 10 feet higher, smelly mexican

And who do you think make up the people enlisted in the reserves you stupid fuck? Do you think it's college-educated liberals or more likely hicks that spend their time posting retarded images in this cesspool alt-right echochamber that is Cred Forums?

lol. OP tried to shit on Trump and Almost everyone supports Trump and fucking hates crooked Hilary.

This backfired on you OP.

>He personally he could go and literally murder someone and they'd still vote for him.

The vast majority of his supporters would. They'd just rationalize it as being able to impeach him and get Pence instead. Team Red still wins!

And the same goes for 80% of Hillary's supporters. People vote for their team.

>Her boyfriend killed 3 fucking people and she agreed that she did helped him on CNN.

Trump attacking her is still a distraction from focusing on Hillary. Her campaign almost certainly knew about Machaco's shadiness and pushed her into the spotlight anyway knowing that it would make her even more appealing bait for Trump.

Bernie drew more than Hillary too yet look what he was doing during the debates.

>so it looks like I'm a #cruzmissle now

but the #cruzmissiles were just loaded onto the #TrumpTrain!

Good job not reading my arguments, fuck off shill

Goddamn, the shills and CTR fags in this thread.

Could've fooled me.

>surely this tweet will be the end of the trump campaign!

When did he say that? He's repeatedly said Hillary could be "our Angela Merkel," and he didn't mean it in a good way

Yeah. Calling a porn star murder accomplice out for what she is.

Think of the children!

nice ((poll)) you have there shill

You said I'm retarded because you aren't going to get drafted because there are people in the reserves. And I replied "no user, you are the retard. You are the person in the reserves."

Keep on denying reality and living in a fantasy world.

>Uneducated, eh? I have a PhD in cellular pharmacology. Every PhD candidate and post-doc in my lab, with the exception of a woman, is voting Trump.

You sure convinced me Trump will win

Too bad your degree didn't include a statistics course you literal mong.

thanks for『correcting the record』

Congrats on your Ph.D. I'm sorry that that you live in some hick county apparently, but that probably doesn't bother you since you are among your own filth. I'll be getting my M.D. in May of next year and no there isn't a ton of focus on statistics in med school, but you don't need to be an expert on statistics to know that Trump and the republican party is favored by the less-educated and more religious.

While you may be spared from fighting in Trump's campaigns, congrats, a lot of your degenerate comrades on this board won't be able to say the same.

And I'm not stupid or naive enough to believe I'm going to convince any of you dumbasses from voting for your god-emperor lol. That's not my intent.

I love how gender studies majors who will barely be able to pay their rent part timing between Einstein Brothers and Publix call Trump a retard.

You act like every educated person is voting Hillary. Difference is like 10 points.

Always takes the bait.

Does your dad work at Nintendo too?

Faggot

>Donald
>wtf Donald

Shhh kid, the educated people are trying to talk.

Then what is your intent?
Orwell nicely summarized the problem with the left: they are dull and unlikable and look down and dislike the very people they claim to be in solidarity with.
He "corrected the record" before his time, truly.

For the same reason you're on Cred Forums making posts about Googles.

Trump is becoming president weather he wants to or not

Lol paying for medical school right before the education bubble bursts. Shill more and maybe you might be able to scratch the surface of your debt.

Give him a few more days to do something worse.

>gasps for air
>sniffs*
>"WRONG"
>starts going off on a trip about 400 pound cybers and Sean Hannity

How? She is absolute scum, and there is no way she should've been granted citizenship. Fuck off ctr

Listen my med school friend, you aren't even competent to reply to the right poster. Republicans, of course, are more favorable with people who don't have college degrees. What I'm saying is that the Trump campaign is one of the first to have massive reception with the advanced degree/overeducated audience.

Fighting in Trump's campaigns? You do realize that Hillary is an international war machine, right? Where were you for Libya, Egypt, Syria? If you're so concerned about the US being brought to war, Hillary's massive advancement of the Saudi Wahabist agenda and globalist posturing against Russia doesn't bother you? Seems a little inconsistent to say the least.

It's also worth mentioning, if you have some experience with the world of academia, the "educated" demographic is given a lot more credibility than it deserves. There is a saying -- "with the highly educated, provide great patience". I can't tell you how many postdoc lecturers are incapable of understanding what a "line of credit" is, or how grants work.

BTW, my 'hick county' is the most important swing county in my swing state of Nevada. And Trump is KILLING IT with the college educated.

He's a male! And he made a female feel bad! Like, literally worse than Hitler!

Are you racist?

Can you eat some?

Hillary's campaign is trying to persuade that woman to sudoku and leave a suicide note blaming trump as we speak.

...right, I'm going to take a moment to break down why I hate this Magic card, and then I'll relate it back to Trump's presidency.

1) A 3/5 for UWR with Hexproof, Indestructible, and Vigilance is already pushing the boundaries of what could possibly be printed on a Magic card, even a Mythic one.

2) The format of his activated ability is totally wrong.

3) The Wall that he can create at-will (albeit once on your turn) would be powerful enough on a 1/1 for UWR, nevermind the chasis that it's actually on. So the ability is drastically undercosted on this already drastically undercosted card.

4) The ability to steal mana from an opponent doesn't work as intended anyway. When you attempt to activate this ability, your opponent can simply in response tap all his black mana sources. While it does deny them to him for that turn (unless he uses the mana for something), it also prevents you from using them. Mana burn is no longer a thing, so the opponent doesn't suffer for this, either.

What this card represents is obviously a card in its playtest format at best. It would never actually be printed or legal in any format, but it's big and flashy so people start drooling over it - like they do Trump. However, for a card like this to see play, it would be more likely to to cost something like 3UWR, or even 3UWWR. Amusingly this makes it so expensive that no one would ever want to actually cast it from their hand. Instead they'd find various ways of "tricking" it into play, pulling it directly from their library or graveyard. And even once it got into play, one of its most on-paper impressive features - stealing mana from the opponent - simply does not work in practice. In the end, a player of Trump will still have to pay for his own walls.

So it's kind of the perfect Trump card.

He's going so deep in this shit, so far past any Seth Rogen movie could ever emulate especially now with the Bill affairs, that people start enjoying it secretly.