What's his fucking problem?

>cuck on the whiteboard

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Bad sartorial choices.

and the female reporter was like "ewww"

Johnston

>yellow tie over a white shirt

A
FUCKING
LEPPO

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Thats cause we leaves have a higher immunity to the retardation weed causes

the difference is unnoticeable

All I can think of when I saw that pic

It's strange to think that the libertarian movement was respectable and popular in 2008-2012

But I climbed Mount Everest

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Shut your trap toothpaste.

He's actually just not very smart.

"pssh. nothing personnel... goy..."

it was reddit-popular

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redpill me on him.

is the reason he's a libertarian because he's too stupid to fathom the matters of big government and thus by default prefers small government?

Isnt that a shitty dog food??

Hes a fucking dingus, doesn't know jack shit. And would fail government 1301

1 word tanked his entire campaign

My thoughts exactly.

>triggered
How the fuck did this guy ever get elected governor?

A

FUCKING

LEPPO

Chicago Tribune just endorsed him.

What's amazing is this guy was the Governor of New Mexico. Males you wonder who the fuck he beat. Also, anyone can be Governor.

He doesn't know anything. He has smoked way too much pot. Doesn't know any world leaders. Doesn't know world events.

Well yeah, Bernie Sanders this election is what Ron Paul was to young people in the last election.
And they both got cheated out of their respective party's nomination.

If he really was angry, his hands wouldnt have been in his pockets. That was honestly the funniest political shit I had seen in a while

Johnson is a fuckin goober

SLOW AND STEADY, GARY.

the lolbertarian party lost all hope of being respected when they nominated this autist instead of john mcafee

Yeah this

He's a good option til he speaks.

Literally no clue

Stein is no better she couldn't name 1 world leader

Give it a rest Hillary.

He's at 29% with millennials and you're shitting down both legs.

I WALKED BOB DYLAN ON STAGE

I have honestly no idea how he ended up being the libertarian canidate

At some point somebody should have realised he is genuinely stupid

He gets defensive like an insecure 14 year old girl
>goober
nailed it, that's literally the word for him

>mcafee
>respectable

>she couldn't name 1 world leader
Sure?

>smokes weed everyday for ten year
>weed's not addictive
Weed may not be physically addictive but it most certainly is psychologically addictive

YOU SUCK, YOU ARE NOTHING

Did you watch the linertarian debates?
McAfee came off as reaonable and authoritative.
Austin Petersen was an ideologue.

>everyone is liberal nowadays, gary will pull in all of the votes :D

also he was the only one with any political career I believe.

I think it's a person that has a disease mentioned in the bible. Pretty sure some guy caught it on /k/ eating armadillos too.

Why is he wearing a bike lock around his neck?

The dude looks like he's on cocaine all the fucking time.

UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS

JUST SO YOU KNOW

its one them' queer bluetooth things for phone calls or something

Marijuana usage has detrimental effects on cognition and memory.

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Thats a good thing right?

He's not even libertarian. He sucks big government cock all the time. He wants to force people to bake cakes at gunpoint.

Who cares?
His talking points were substantive.

This
It also unearths previously managed mental illness

>cuckoo
What did he mean by this?

>unearths previously managed mental illness
Aint that the truth.

This, but to anyone with a spine you're good after about a week.

>current controversy
>even though he's not even in the election

It would have been entertaining to nominate him though

>smoking weed helped me forget the nasty porn I jacked off to
>stopped months ago
>remember all of it now like it just happened

I don't know why you have such a boner for McAfee, but the he's pretty kooky. I'll give you that he had meme potential though.

He's a puppet of the new world order to make third party candidates seem unviable

w33d

He was a popular 2 term Republican governor in a Pro-Gun gun, blue, border state.
Trump is talking about sex tapes in the middle of the night and Clinton is taking bigger bribes everyday. The worse thing on him is not admiring foreign leaders

Mcafee is a total autist too but at least he's a fun one. He'd probably have far better moments than Aleppo.

I want this man running our country.

checkd

Beaky Buzzard looking motherfucker.

high powered AUtism

Controlled opposition

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aspergers

You mean Macaffee isn't on cocaine 98 % of the time?

Did this seriously cost 30k?

youtube.com/watch?v=-xlmU9LvtAs

12 year daily - quit 2 months ago. Can confirm.
Took longer for the nicotine cravings to stop once I quit dipping.

He's sick of those filthy goyim who won't BAKE THE FUCKING CAKE.

Hardly compares to Clinton defending child rapists and Donald joking about the young girls his buddy Epstein liked to fuck

>Voting for Trump or Clinton is throwing your vote away. Vote for me instead when I don't know what Aleppo is, I can't name a world leader, and I've fried all my brain cells from smoking too much pot

The Libertarian Party died when Ron Paul retired.

>Singapore
How have you not been executed or caned?
Just visiting?

Technically yes.

KEK this interviewer is the first real journalist I have seen in years. REKT.

Yes, money well spent.

I mean...he got elected governor of New Mexico, probably the shitty-est state in the entire Union.

Somebody said something "incendiary" again about new mexico's immigrants.

I'm fascinated by CTR switching to Johnson attacks. I guess it's more effective since the Trump supporters will back them up, but it's still such blatant shilling.

This is too good not to watch again...

youtube.com/watch?v=9E62iA6KCIQ

>Dress coat
>Jeans
Please,for the love of all that's holy,stop doing this.

>redpill me on him.

In years past he was a just a Ron Paul-lite that libertarians and disaffected right-wingers voted for when Ron Paul got too old to run. He wasn't hardcore against immigrants but wanted better border security, disagreed restrictions on free speech and guns, hated big government, etc etc.

Then he pulled a 360 and walked away, he's basically a liberal democrat now that hates guns, free speech, and sucks "undocumented immigrant" cock. All the people that I know who voted for him in 2012 legit have no idea what the fuck happened: their voting for Trump now. I assume that this recent pivot is all a ploy to get votes from the disaffected Bern-outs + requirements for getting over a 100 million of Koch Brother's advertising dollars.

On /k/ they are actually pushing Johnson, because they know we'll never switch to clinton. Know that this isn't the only board they work on.

Just VPN'ing. Austin, Texas here.

BUH MUH WATER FILTERS

>start with 2 neurons
>smoke week every day
>still have 2 neurons

Yep, checks out

Knew it had to be something like that, the dip makes extra sense now, hah!

It is crazy how much people flat out lie when talking about Johnson.

>Then he pulled a 360 and walked away, he's basically a liberal democrat now that hates guns, free speech, and sucks "undocumented immigrant" cock. All the people that I know who voted for him in 2012 legit have no idea what the fuck happened: their voting for Trump now. I assume that this recent pivot is all a ploy to get votes from the disaffected Bern-outs + requirements for getting over a 100 million of Koch Brother's advertising dollars.

> Germans posting about US Politics

always fucking ridiculous lmao

This is the beta stand

You planning on making an argument?

Two niggers on my football team in high school introduced me to Grizzly Cherry during practice. Went on for 6 or 7 years.
Weed was every day for 10 years.

Both were easy to finally quit after about a week the urge was gone. I drink wine a little more often now, 2 or 3 times a week.

Hillary's campaign realized he was drawing away more votes from her than from Trump so they threatened his life and now he's sabotaging his campaign.

libtards keep spreading this fairy tale on the kikebook newsfeed to me.

alibertarianfuture.com/2016-election/gary-johnson-elected-president-home-state-new-mexico/

There's no argument to be made. Outside of Johnson being open borders, the accusations are just wrong. But it doesn't matter because Cred Forums doesn't actually care about the truth, it just likes memes.

wtf is wrong with this guy? how has he gotten this far? seriously this is fucking ridiculous.

every neighborhood needs a gnome to keep the riff-raff at bay.

>Wired will go this far to lie about stupid shit
For what purpose? What did this infographic do that a lie was crafted to make it?

>What's his fucking problem?

he's addicted to marihuana

It'd be nice to see a politician spill his spaghetti over LEGAL Americans getting fucked over just for once.
>MUH BEANERS
>MUH PRECIOUS BEANERS

I can't stand his Droopy Dog face...

>no argument to be made
>that user was wrong!

Gary really let us down. I voted him in 2012 and the crowd surf moment was the cringiest thing I ever saw. I realized even then that it was hopeless. I mean feel free to vote for him. I suggest that the Libertarian party focus on becoming a regional, state by state congressional party instead of nominating presidential candidates.

Yes, they stated a fact that is not true. Is there an argument to be made that red and blue are the same color? Don't be stupid.

Watch the new Shotime documentary "Gringo". You will respect McAfee even more. True madman.

The desire to control the behavior of others may not be physically addictive, but it is definitely psychologically addictive.

Get help. Your loved ones are probably suffering because you don't understand human rights or liberties.

Nice falacy
Put down the joint bro

>It'd be nice to see a politician spill his spaghetti over LEGAL Americans getting fucked over just for once.

If Trump were slightly more coherent he would be that guy. But he totally missed the point when he said the mexicans were rapists. The thousands of mexicans who have flooded my city have not raped anyone to my knowledge, but they took my jerb by pushing the pay rate down into the mud, and they don't pay taxes.

>All the people that I know who voted for him in 2012 legit have no idea what the fuck happened: their voting for Trump now.

This is basically where I am. I voted for him in 2012 and Paul in 08 and I have no fucking clue what he's doing these days. I agreed with him on most things then but now it really is a 180 in direction. I don't know if he's just high as shit or really that easily bought, which was one of the reasons I liked him - I didn't think he could be easily bought.

You literally don't know what a fallacy is. Or how to spell it.

You also don't understand how burden of proof works.

He has to throw it because he's taking too many hillary votes.

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Something about bengazi or someshit. Who cares

I don't know how to feel about his trigger discipline.

that's because he was pulling the trigger with a round in one of the chambers apparently. According to the other post ITT.

Good taste in dip.

>it took this memetard for people to realize how stupid libertarianism is

This is pretty commonly accepted by most non-dudeweeds.

Not being able to name one (1) does not indicate a lack of admiration. It indicates ignorance.

Name one that he admired. I'm assuming you haven't actually watched the video.

>implying

the problem is that he's such a bumbling idiot that it seemed that he didn't know any leaders at all. kinda like Sarah Palin not being able to name a newspaper even though she "reads them all".

any decent politician would have reeled off all the main ones but would have made sure that they were all wonderful as well as all the rest he did not have time to mention. it's a pure gotcha question, and politicians have to be able to handle those.

>a pure gotcha question
It's really a softball desu

I'm sure it will hurt him, but I refuse to care about whether a candidate says something stupid every now and then. They're talking all the time, it's bound to happen. Hillary and Trump have both had their fair share, the only time people care is when it's something the candidate they don't like said.

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WHAT

IS

A

LEPPO

?

Not if you sat inside smoking a gram a day everyday. Going to take a lot longer than a week to come to grips with your reality as it is my buddo. Cool tough guy act tho I'm sure u get lotsa puss huh

so is Cred Forums

well meme'd friendo

hey I got quads c:

off the top of my head I can name, in order of distance from us

Trudeau, canada
nieto, mexico
Castro, cuba
[no idea the names of S.A leaders]
Cameron, UK
Hollande, france
Merkel, Germany
[italy used to be berlusconi, dont know the new guy]
[don't know poland or eastern euro leaders]
Poroshenko? Ukraine
Putin, Russia
Jinping, China

Abbot? australia

Just off the top of my head.

Now that the dust has settled, what was his fucking endgame, what did he mean by it and did it really make you think?

Which of those, as a libertarian candidate, would you tell an interviewer you admire? I believe Trump said Merkel.

I imagine his end game is an appearance in the second or third debate.
Beyond that who knows.

He's a Democrat running as a Libertarian.

He's pissed brah.

Jeb's disembodied spirit possessed poor Gary.

Did the doggo dieded?

>tfw not appreciating the silence

Yup, I posted before reading through the whole thread.

I guess I'd the trigger is being pulled, there's no reason to pose with your finger off of it.

As someone who actually voted for gary johnson and felt the libertarian burn in 2012, I would probably mention Mujica and how humble he is, how he gives away his government salary and drives a little VW bug.

President Mujica may not be a libertarian, but he definitely smokes weed.

let me try:

Obama, USA
Trudeau, Canada
Merkel, Germany
Putin, Russia
Assad, Syria
Netanyahu, Israel
Kim Jong Un, North Korea
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damn I suck at this

It is physically addictive as well. After quitting I had frequent night sweats and the inability to sleep. This cycle repeated every time I quit

It's not heroine addiction, but I had less withdrawal from cigarettes than I had from weed

>Fucking maps how do they work?

>Fuck it gonna score some weed.

Any man who wears a suit jacket and jeans is a top wanker

Might have something to do with the fact that he was barred from the debate. Same reason Jill stein keeps getting arrested or 'esorted away by police'.

It's worth noting that Johnson did have someone in mind to say, Vicente Fox, and was struggling to remember the name. The whole thing was blown way out of proportion, because Johnson is stealing the millenials Hillary wants.

I hate Gary Johnson so much, he destroyed everything Ron Paul built in just a few months.

He can't dress for shit

I mean that's better than nothing. And I guess "We aren't going to pay for that FUCKING WALL" is a pretty libertarian stance.

Mexico is actually a libertarian paradise the more I think about it.

Illuminati plant

Nah, they have gun control.

too true

But the free market fixed it

(the free market being american weapons smugglers in this case running guns to supply the demand of the citizens of mexico)

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His cluelessness on foreign policy makes him an accurate representative of the American people.

Quick someone i need an angry Johnson

So what's the story on this picture?

ask and receive senpai

you don't need to know world affairs as a governor

Meme magic strikes again on the whiteboard

He isn't a governor anymore. His current title is the CEO of Cannabis Sativa Inc.

I shit you not.

UNDOCUMENTED
SO YOU KNOW FOR NEXT TIME
UNDOCUMENTED

I can't believe I voted for this guy four years ago. He is a total faggot.

What the fuck are eyebrows?

That's physical withdrawal.

Withdrawal =/= addiction. People experience withdrawals from SSRIs, but SSRIs don't cause addiction.

legit

What the fuck is he doing with his hands

ahhhhhhh hahahaha fucking johnson

TECNICALLY YES

all that angry banter to end like that, man

You can be a libertarian and admire non-libertarian candidates for what they were able to do

Governments should be flexible enough in their ideology to appropriately respond to shifting domestic and global issues.

He secretly ate too much chocolate at a party and then his owners sent him to a animal clinik where he vomited his fucking stomach. He surviveded.

it's ok, user. just spread the word.

Imitating CIA

checked

honestly, I want Gary Johnson to be in national government. Just not as fucking president.

Gary Johnson is not a libertarian.

Accurate. I wouldn't vote for that joker again.

This whole fucking election has been like a kick in the teeth for me

>be 2012 me, just turned 18, bright hopeful future
>RON PAUL 2012!
>Really agreed with him on most things despite the fact that I believed in a lot of the democratic party ideals
>Saw what Obongo had done to this fucking country and my future in the past four years (although it was still pretty tame
>Shill for Ron pretty hard
>Gets rekt by the party
>instead stuck with that joker Mittens and Obongo
>obviously Obongo wins
>Really can't justify voting for either of them
>Vote for Johnson instead because echo'd some of what Ron Paul had said, maybe a bit weird on some issues but at least wasn't a fucking government shill

>2016
>Rand Paul gets rikkity rikkity rekt as I kinda figured would happen
>spend most of my time shilling for rand
>watching Bernie get pussygamed by his party
>All his supporters still think he'll win and continue to #DUMPTRUMP
>Rand gets knocked out
>think Trump is kind of an idiot, but his policies were agreeable so warmed up to him
>Bernie gets knocked out (no shit)
>WOW HOW DID THIS HAPPEN
>"gee maybe because it was obvious but you were too busy taking the easy path of not campaigning against the person you need to be?"
>WAH WAH WAHHHH MUH REVOLUTION
>Hey you know who you should vote for? Gary Johnson! XD he loves weed, freedom, and Globalism!
>Gee Bill, I fucking love Johnson!
>I decided to check him out
>handles himself exactly like the modern democratic liberals that have literally ruined the fucking party

Like seriously how can classical liberals be so outnumbered it's fucking disgusted
>I say no thanks, decide to campaign for Trump
>wow user, way to propagate the two-party system and ruin the country. Have you even HEARD there are more than one party?

The fucking shitlords, the likes of them. This country can rot for all I care, we're fuck anyways.

Well fought Beaver

Presented with softball baby tier political "question"
>name a few world leaders, remark about how you like a few of their ideas, make it known you disagree with many of their others, hold on to libertarian street cred by making it clear you do not "admire" them
>have another Aleppo moment, tweet about it later, make yourself out to be a fool who would be utterly incompetent at international relations

Hell, in Gary "dat boi" Johnson's case he could just pick any of the Yuro lefties since he is a Democrat in all but name.

Failing to imitate a man who is in charge

Good to hear teebeeaytch

>problem?

He's the biggest faggot to ever run for president

t. Weed addict

Besides being a fake candidate?

Can't take the intelligence from those that have none

NO GARY!

>burden of proof

So all of your bullshitting ITT was hinging on no one currently providing proof of Johnson's retardation and idiotic platform that you should have been able to pick up on if you have even incidentally followed his campaign?

Well, here's a video of Johnson cucking for illegals. It took me 5 seconds of googling to find this.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=-xlmU9LvtAs

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He's a fucking idiot.

>29% with millennials
You say that as if it's a good thing.

He's e-list acting. THIS WAS NOT THE CHARACTER HE SIGNED UP FOR LOL

The redpill was too much lol

What the fuck?

So is there a video to go with this image? I don't get what's going on here.

What the fuck is wrong with this gnome?

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