The next president of america is telling people to "check out a sex tape"... at 4:30AM

how "presidential" of him.

Think he'll mention shadman's comic?

>The next president of america

This checks out

Brave new world.

>check out sex tape

Link? :^)

your prophet is telling people marrying and fucking a 9 year old girl is ok

>project yourself into federal politics while having a damning sex tape and cartel connections
>somehow Trump is unpresidential for pointing this out when dragged into the issue
>miss literallywho is completely devoid of responsibility
>Drumpf btfo XDDDDD
literally surrounded by cucks

its now her. Its a porno with a pornstar that look like her. (that's what I read)

Pakis are the scum of the earth

hell im still waitin on hilldog to bring this shit up

me too. Sadly, it will be taken as the truth by the uneducated masses that support Trump.

so much triggered.

Here are the Muslim countries and how they placed in the top five world ranking of various bestiality-related internet search terms:

Pig Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Egypt (No. 2) Saudi Arabia (No. 3)
Donkey Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Iran (No. 3) Saudi Arabia (No. 4)
Dog Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Saudi Arabia (No. 3)
Cat Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Iran (No. 2) Egypt (No. 3) Saudi Arabia (No. 4)
Horse Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Turkey (No. 3)
Cow Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Iran (No. 2) Saudi Arabia (No. 4)
Goat Sex: Pakistan (No. 1)
Animal Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Morocco (No. 2) Iran (No. 4) Egypt (No. 5)
Snake Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Malaysia (No. 3) Indonesia (No. 4) Egypt (No. 5)
Monkey Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Indonesia (No. 3) Malaysia (No. 4)
Bear Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Saudi Arabia (No. 2)
Elephant Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Egypt (No. 3) United Arab Emirates (No. 4) Malaysia (No. 5)
Fox Sex: Saudi Arabia (No. 1) Turkey (No. 4)[2]

The one where he's fucking a pre-pubescent Hillary?

No, I don't think he's going to mention that.

Fucking 13 yr old

implying donald requires sleep

Finally the jane fonda tape with ted turner being a degenerate.

Presidential enough, you goatfucker. India is raping your ass right now go there and get some assjuice from your brothers dipshit.

>"check out a sex tape".

Donald Trump sex tape leaked online.

youtu.be/4sihTWJLlk0?t=27s

Pakistan ranked No. 1 in searches for "shemale sex," "teen anal sex," and "man fucking man".

As of this writing, Pakistan is by volume the world leader for Google searches of the terms "shemale sex," "teen anal sex," and "man fucking man," according to Google Trends.
. . .
in Pakistan, what's even more peculiar is that the highest number of hits for some of these terms, including "shemale sex," come not from Pakistan's cosmopolitan centers, but from Peshawar, a bastion of conservative Islam, lately known in the West as a counterterrorism frontline.[13]

Pakistan ranked No. 1 in searches for "child sex," "animal sex," "rape sex," "camel sex," "dog sex," "rape video" and more.

The Muslim country, which has banned content on at least 17 websites to block offensive and blasphemous material, is the world's leader in online searches for pornographic material
. . .

Google ranks Pakistan No. 1 in the world in searches for pornographic terms, outranking every other country in the world in searches per person for certain sex-related content.

Pakistan is top dog in searches per-person for "horse sex" since 2004, "donkey sex" since 2007, "rape pictures" between 2004 and 2009, "rape sex" since 2004, "child sex" between 2004 and 2007 and since 2009, "animal sex" since 2004 and "dog sex" since 2005, according to Google Trends and Google Insights, features of Google that generate data based on popular search terms.
The country also is tops -- or has been No. 1 -- in searches for "sex," "camel sex," "rape video," "child sex video" and some other searches that can't be printed here.[10]

He should have posted links desu

hahaha that is amazing I'm so voting for Trump now

but... but.. porn has been blocked for decade now in almost every muslim country. how are they still watching it then?

Also what does muslims watching porn has anything to do with what is trump tweeting?
Are you so triggered that you lost you mind?

he probably couldn't sleep thinking about it.

Sex tape of Donald Trump raping minor released in retaliation.

You've heard about the lawsuit. Now see the video.

youtu.be/4sihTWJLlk0?t=27s

PAJEET
YOU MISSED A SPOT

Pakistan is ranked No. 1 every year (records starting from 2004) for searching the term ‘sex’.

With over 20 million internet users and growing fast, Pakistan has managed to secure the number one slot for searching the term ‘sex’ globally for all years.
. . .

Narrowing the analytics for the search term to just 2011, Pakistan maintained the number one position, followed by India and Vietnam.

Islamabad featured in the top 10 cities worldwide to search the word ‘sex’ in September and December 2011.
Provincial capital Lahore also featured in the top 10 cities for the months of January, March, April, May, June, July, September, October, November and December 2011

its called top tier banter muhammad

he is high energy and always on the move. 4:30 am is kind of late for him anyway

>slipping
>slipping
>into the future

>trump shitposting at 4 in the morning

HE'S ONE OF US

topkek

why is this subhuman slav so much triggered?
i bet he is squatting infront of his computer right now.

kek

No one wants to watch your shitty Naruto AMV. Fuck off shill.

Cool Proxy Bro!

it as to do everything with this thread.
Not surprised a Paki come her to talk about a sex tape, you fucks are obsessed with internet porn

>The next president of america is telling people to "check out a sex tape"... at 4:30AM.

Yeah, he should be like that other president and be MAKING sex tapes with interns at 4am.

>Did poofy Redcoats help savage (check out Indian Massacre 1622) Indians during the War of 1812?

Trump: "hey i just found this sextape, check it out its awesome. and while at it check out her connections with clinton, just so it doesnt seem like i told you to watch that sextape just for the keks"

>but... but.. porn has been blocked for decade now in almost every muslim country. how are they still watching it then?
said the paki on Cred Forums, with a dozen different porn subforums, hosting pornographic images and files on-site and links off-site

I wish my future president would shitpost with me at 4 am

what do you know about squatting nignog kabob? you're not even potty trained.

Hhnnnnnnggg

everything is tranies and anime here.
BTW Cred Forums is infact blocked in pakiland. but the incompetent government forgot to block the https.
it does not works on just http.

>a fucking paki
>commenting on presidential appearances
I bet your "leader" fucks camels in whatever remains of your town square. Fuck you, raghead

At least he's not sick in bed at 4am like corrupt hillary.

The Absolute Mentally Ill Man!!!

>le you must ignore everything to be presidential meme
this is probably just an intern typing out things that trump off-offhandedly complains about and gives his approval to post

nobody can actually give a concrete argument about this being bad that doesn't boil down to the social etiquette they have expected from politicians in the past, the very same politicians who have done nothing for your country

i know americucks are not good at geography but wrong brown guy mate.

shitposting knows no limits

>Pakistan

I can wait until India nukes you and shits all over your streets

Just checked my map abdool, you're still not potty trained.

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph570566aad8398

It's very lame though.

Underrated post

This. It needs more goats.

fucking brilliant to be honest

Shut the fuck up desu, countries that can't even provide electricity to their entire grid for 24 hours a day have no right to talk shit.

lol. do you have an entire folder of cats shitting?
how autistic are you?

Now that's just mean.

I'm already fapping to mares and dolphins. Please don't make me enjoy shitting cats too

>Islam
>knowing what the word professional let alone presidential means
You're most important politicians shit on girls chests, you are all depraved sub humans.

Thanks. I've alerted your government as to their oversight. Any more haram websites you can access?

>being so triggered that you have to makeup totally random shit that does even makes sense

nice gloves off, madman.

I would have a folder full of pakis using the potty but images of that do not exist. I'm potty trained abdool, revel in that!

>Any more haram websites you can access
your mothers facebook page.

>Snake sex

>why poop on a chest when there are designated streets everywhere.

Madness

>check out Indian Massacre 1622
kekkkkkkkkkkkkk

>tfw power in an entire state goes down in your """"developed"""" country

>I would have a folder full of pakis using the potty
is this a sex thing mate? will you be interested in purchasing photos pf pakis shitting? I can get them for you if you like.

Settle down, pervert. No one wants to see you pooping.

This

You do realize that no matter how many flat earthers there are, the earth is actually round, and its not 4:30 everywhere in the world. It especially impacts people who travell a lot, but i guess a paki wouldn't know much about that.

he can't be stopped

I can't wait for him to be POTUS, desu senpai.

Degenerate tears aside, think of all the keks.

you just said you wanted a folder of pakis shitting. ()
are you reared or something? are you off your meds?

shut the fuck up cocksucker
>how fag are sun niggers?
bbc.co.uk/programmes/b06kjz32

>The next president of america is telling people to "check out a sex tape"... at 4:30AM.

And that's why he's our boy.

SPICY
P
I
C
Y

How will this goatfucker ever recover?

oh look, a self hating cockroach. tell me more mr. cockroach.

Well, maybe if those assholes hadnt fucked bernie we'd have an election where donald was losing to and old man pretending he'd never sell out. Fucking sellout.

I'm willing to teach you how to use the potty via Skype for 7 Buttcoins, and not a rupee less.

If this ends up hurting Trump's polling numbers I'm gonna off myself. I want to believe that the media will start playing her accidental confesion from the other day over and over again, but they are the media.

it was actually 5:30 am EST, i was up when he was shitposting

i love that fact that they are so triggered by me just posting a link that they have turn the whole thread against me.
keep on hyperventilating neckbreads. it only makes it funnier.

real M A D M A N hours

We've always been against you abdool, always.

remember to keep breathing while hyperventilating.

why do you have all these pictures of cats shitting in toilets?

>we want the muslim and indian voters

you are a fucking retard.

this is the best election ever

Fuckin' love this guy.

what do these trip dubs mean?

he does not has a comeback to defend his mentally retarded candidate.
so all that hyperventilating energy needs to go somewhere.
also: austisum

Link to sex tape?

I'm a spic though.

>Drumpf

apparently it was reality show stunt.

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph570566aad8398

I feel like if you have you ask you just wouldn't understand.

Based Trump

>criticizing someone for having a sex tape
Shit, that really doesn't look good for him

That's a lot of sass for non potty trained cave dweller. You've got some balls, abdool.

lol. that level of autisum.
are you also 400 pounds and in bed by any chance?

If kek wills it in this post then go ahead and meme Hilloli to the news.

Oh well it was a try

Give me your Skype and we can begin your potty training.

Pff go to Pornhub, check out "Make America gape again"

>Porki supporting Shillary.
Not surprised

That's pretty pathetic.

At least our current president isn't IN a sex tape with an 8 year old girl and a goat.

>trump shitposting on twitter at 4 AM

ONE OF US

>blankets
>clothes on
that's barely a sextape

the absolute madman

>The next president of america is telling people to "check out a sex tape"... at 4:30AM.

Alright, you won me over. I'm voting for this idiot. He's entertaining. The lifetime crooked politicians aren't funny at all.

blow me faggot

You must be new around here if you didn't realize he posts like this on twitter the time. Real nigga hours

This is now a cat shitting in toilet thread.

>she

Don't make the mistake of thinking the people posting these threads are ever arguing in good faith, Rodolfo. It's all an attempt to distort and mislead, and if you call them out on it they'll just squirm away from the issue or, if you irrefutably blow them the fuck out, just not say anything.

The only winning move is to not engage them (and sage when you do feel the need to reply).

OP BTFO

Hillary is only up 3 points yet you morons keep calling it a free fall.

Since when are "liberals" anti-pornography? I thought we were sexually liberated. What's wrong with Donald telling people to see the sex tape?

Your politicians wear pajamas in public and fuck little boys in private.

5d interdimensional underwater chess

>

He's a real cracker.

underated post.

Get that picture away from me.

Holy shit

sex tape scandals were real life since 20 years ago, there is still a long ways to go

extremely underrated post

jesus fuck pakis may have taken the crown from t*rks for most assblasted country

where's da tape at?

this

First post, best post

>Check out sex tape

69DD CHESS

You are a Pakistani baby fucker. Do you think you are human?

Thank you for making me think about Andrew "fuck banks fuck Indians" Jackson. This would be right up his alley

Trump just needs a parrot that only knows how to curse

...

Yeah he was fapping go that shit.

gimme dat tape

How did something so cute & innocent turn into a corrupt hag?

This is just genius

...

Hasn't he pledged to ban porn?

I can't keep up with his message. Too meta for me.

...

holy kek

...

>uneducated

unindoctrinated

ftfy

Well, she is disgusting and Hilldawg is using her to pick a fight with Trump. I see nothing wrong with his comment.

That SCAT Force should be worried of being hunted down later by obimbo's memory hole squad

>pepe1989