Beware that huge whatsapp hacking is soon. over 90% messages will be revealed to public

beware that huge whatsapp hacking is soon. over 90% messages will be revealed to public.

>1 billion people use the app
>trillions of messages out there
>someone is really gonna publish them all assuming people will read through them

this

!

it happenin

really makes you think

I have no friends anway so Idgaf is someone sees how my mom asks me to take the trash out or buy some groceries

Are you the hacker known as Cred Forums?

From a technical standpoint, it's feasible. Text is highly compressible. 'Trillions' of messages could take up as little as a few hundred GB.

t. Cred Forums

whatsapp is kill
no

How does your mom ask you to take out the trash?

is that a thing that requires actual interaction with other humans?

I always assumed it was for spying. I never said a word. I even talk in code with friends about anything illegal like upcoming bombing campaigns :^)

he never said it wasn't possible, his point was that if 1 billion people are using the app and constantly sending messages, if 90% of those messages are dumped it would take a while to find anything useful such as a girlfriends message etc. unless the person puts it in a searchable database normies won't be able to find anything useful.

>upcoming bombing campaigns :^)

edgy

>muhamed go take out the trash
>ok mutti

I'm not planning any bombing campaigns. I just think pool should sprinkle all their messages with words that search engines might be looking for. Kill president hillary.

oh no everyone will see my top secret messages!
>yes, mom
>ok, mom
>no, mom
>i'll be there at 11, mom

>over 90%
That's like a quintillion terabytes of fuck-all with maybe 100 megabytes of more unsecured confidential information from Clinton

>talking to your mom on whatsapp
Do shitskins really do this? How bizarre.

Where the fuck is this t. meme is from? Its slowly killing me

t. fag

Potato gchq are on their way my dood

>unless the person puts it in a searchable database normies
Even a a shit ball csv type file could be easily searched. Or imported to access or something

>implying Google doesn't have super spiders that can crawl and comb through the entire Internet instantly.

assuming the average message is 92 characters long, and the highest number of messages sent in a day via whatsapp is 64 billion, and if each character is 2 bytes, 2 x 92 = 184 bytes per message and 184 x 64,000,000,000,000 = 1.1776e+16 which would be 10967.25463866619975 terabytes, assuming only 90% of the messages are leaked that would still be 9870.5291748 terabytes, it would probably be a little less but that is still a lot.

Shit, i revealed my powerlevel a little.
I hope i do not get in trouble.

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Could they make a "search" function to look up specific texts from a person? Could they type in "user" and see all the messages I've made ever? I might be a little screwed.

>tfw no whatsapp
>no friends to use it with

Don't Americans use menssager?

>over 90% messages will be revealed to public.

I bet they cant handle me an my m8s banter.

We can only hope. Will they include pictures (aka nudes) too?

We fought a war to not be spied on by brits. Your war to have that is some where in the future.

They could make a search function, but shit that's a lot of Indexing.
Imagine how slow archives of Cred Forums are,
You're going to need some really fast servers if you wanted to PUBLICLY release them and make them searchable online.

This is the real question.

Because Whatsapp is sexting central.
IDGAF about the text.

are you sure they'd be using UTF-16 though? sounds to me like they'd be using UTF-8.

how does whatsapp send shit like emojis anyway?

I don't care about the words, just the nudes.

Good. I hope it gets shut completely down. Every time I text "what's" in my phone it assumes the next word is app instead of up

Fucking annoying. Kys WhatsApp crew

No. Techincaly it's possible but only with a HUGE framework.
You could try and do the search on yourself but that index is so big your PC would just search the next couple of weeks without a server index.

That's one problem of the NSA. They got a huge capacity and top-notch framework but the ammount of entries is just too much to find something specific.

The only thing that would be interesting would be how many "xxxkillerpornxxx" accounts are around.

I give one of my fingers if pictures will be visible. I bet not, because they will only show a dead link.

ctrl+f credit card info social security personal info
people are that stupid

I'll be your friend user :3

How far do the archives go?

hope so. Because people forgot the golden rules long ago. NEVER publish something worth on the internet.
That was the first rule I learned in the nineties and I think people just forgot it, posting their entire life on social medias. As whatsapp is linked to facebook I wouldn't be surprised if people really sent messages like that per text.

Poo in loo

bs. source?

That many dickpics.

Every fucking time
Never change

I'll fill you in if you can explain to me how to properly use (You) and "can't into"

>bombing campaigns
>flag
Why am I not surprised?

Oh shit, people will know I asked somebody to buy me something because I was too lazy go there myself.

THIS

Oh noes, what am I going to do? Now everyone will know that I called my boss a faggot.

there are plenty of methods to sort through all of it.

I left Facebook last 09/11, having used it since 2007. Now I have 117mb of data.

Shart in mart

There was a Russian born IT man who developed for the NSA a program which greatly reduces the order of magnitute of that probelm, he was later charged with treason.

yeah I heard about it, but still it's a fuckton of work and the NSA got the capabilities. A hackergroup doesn't.

>using whatsapp

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

haha, luckily i had that 4 years ago, so statute of limitations is up on my dirty laundry.

As a bored catholic irish patriot that's what you do there to beat time. No one will ever catch you or the other couple of millions.

Got proof of that m8?

The real reason behind it is to show the people moms are the best if it's up doing laundry, giving tips for the dinner, they are working hard in the household etc.

The news will be out next year 2/14

All them fuckin nudes

Kek. My hijabi ex will be fucked.

beware that huge chinkmoot secret Cred Forums archive hacking is soon. all your posting history will be revealed to the public linked to your google account if you ever browsed Cred Forums while being logged in.

huffman pls go

This is what you normalfags get

Hope it's on youtube then. My sense of humour would be revolutionary to the world and cities will be named aafter me because I'm such a great person.

Don't forget to like and subscribe

this btw Cred Forums has a whatsapp group?

>ITT retards who doesn't know how whatsapp works
Whatsapp doesn't store the messages in it's servers, only when you are offline until it can deliver it to you.
So a "hack to whatsapp" would only reveal recent messages that could not be delivered yet.

Deleted just like Snapchat right?

Turks are European.

>no facebook
>no whatsapp
>no friends

Feels good man

I think everyone knows that. This is a happening thread.

BUT, there are retards who actually uses the very convenient option to back up to Drive.

I hope that's true because I definitely sent pics of my butt via WhatsApp

Snapchats are also deleted. The only snapchat hack was through third party apps which saved the photos

Let's see if Kek confirms

What? I thought the whole point of WhatsApp is that you were anonymous.

This is why we can't have nice things

jorge, you are alive!

Oh yea

Oy Vey

fukk how did we not foresee this

though it will be 100% worth it for pic related

all those NAUGHTY photos of her NOT shitting in the street :^)

No, several mesages get stored. Mostly ones with a line worth saving. Catchphrases that could be linked to violent or political threats.
There are so many coincidences (when I think bombe is a german slang for super sometimes) there will be many messages stored.

>having a google account

the only one linked to my browser is my ex

good for her

Does deleting your account do anything? I have sent dickie piccies to certain persons.

And visa versa.

>tfw no whatsapp
Feels good

>implying i have a smartphone
>implying i know what whatsapp is

tiocfaidh ár lá

why do you people shit on the streets so much

This.

Just like Wikileaks, did anyone go through them one by one, or did you enter keywords looking for something juicy?

ya dont say

The hacker known as dick cheez.

That's nothing

Facebook messenger is about to be leaked as well

That's a lot of nudes

>OH NOEZ OBAMA COMING TO PUT ME IN A CATTLECAR AFTER LOOKING AT TEH DANK MAYMAYS I SEND TO FRIENDS

Pfft.

what the fuck
are you literally retarded?

what the hell is whatsapp?

and why are people doing important stuff on it?

No, I just don't use shitty texting apps that apparently aren't anonymous so they serve no God damn purpose I guess.

A lot of people use it for messaging

Like 1,000,000,000 people

Hot. This is my fetish.

To see dicks similar to mine getting shared.

yeah, this is incredible hot

>We fought a war to not be spied on by brits.

Stop acting like a fucking nigger.

Link to source?

If my GF looks at my messages I'll be fucked
Welp time to start making plans

A bunch mexicans about to get decapitated

I have a name that I share with tens of thousands of people online, along with no profile photo

I think I'd be safe

People will search them. You can filter by sender and search them

>Implying you won't search for qts you know in hopes of finding nudes

I'll just say my phone was stolen lol

tbf the IRA haven't done much lately

The fuck is that. So my gf can read the messages I send to her best friend? Kek.

This. I'm fucked

I don't even know anyone who uses this.

nothing can be hacked unless you or the chicks you were talking to had chat backup active.

Reminder that all these people unaware of WA are Applecucks.
Don't tell me you all use Signal and Discord and Tox.

I don't use any of those nor have I ever bought an Apple product.

Now everyone will see my gf and I chatting about where to get dinner!

The horror!