Guy goes to libreshit college

I'd pick "most Exalted One" or "his honorable Excellency"
When we start running liberals over with buses.

literally shaking while reading this

My pronouns are heil/hit/ler

she looks fine?!?

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Nigger/Cunt/Faggot

>not choosing "the masked man"

lol

These people don't know what an actual panic attack is, but they do know that most people won't question it.

November 9th

Stay tuned, I plan to post more if I can find them in my folder.

Stick your dick in there and you'll be chained for life.

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under8ted

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>"HIS MAJESTY"
topkek

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I'd go for
>Your Serene Highness

There is only one true Dio.

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excuse me did you just say YOU GUYS?!?!?!?!! DID YOU JUST MISGENDER ME????? MY PREFERRED PRONOUN IS "Pussy Destroyer"

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>not sexually identifying as the Navy Seal copy pasta

>tfw the professor has to read it literally every single time they speak to you

>sue them if they dont call on you

kek

I wonder what the limit on letters is?

>go to class
>get asked pronouns
>"nigger/faggot/kike"
>professors can't do anything about it
>watch liberals squirm
>mfw

Most likely there is no limit but I suspect the (((authority))) can decide which pronouns are legit or not. With the support of the student body, of course.
It's a nice way to game them but they are the ones with the guns so I'm not sure how effective it'll be.

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I would've chosen "massa"

>yes massa
>massa nice to us

Seeing how I can't tell this person's gender, I guess his camouflage game is indeed strong.

somewhat related, some PC college fags get pissed on

youtube.com/watch?v=j556MWGVVqI

King Coon????

>the fact that there is a great diversity of intellectual thought makes you panic because you want to enforce diversity
These people belong in a nuthouse, and this coming from someone who was once in one!
>I used to be a special snowflake SJW
>I am now a white supremacist nationalist socialist, although not an extremeist.
Jesus, I have been saved.

UM student checking in. I'm actually a member in the student organization that this guy is the president of. The group is encouraging everyone to designate our pronouns as the most ridiculous thing we can

What in Gods green fucking earth in going on in this Webm?

My nigger

What the fuck

what are you gonna do for yours?

wat

Anyone have the webm? NEEDS to be posted in this thread.

Good. Can you post the form where you submit this? Does it tell you what the restricttions are? Maybe we can come up with some goodies.

Haven't decided. I'm trying to pick something that is funny but won't be so ridiculous that the university throws it out

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maybe something that's really hard to say, due to sibilance or some other property not readily apparent on the form?

IMPERATOR

did they throw out the his majesty guys?

i support the something ridiculously difficult to say idea

Turns out redpill panels basically predicted this

This is your new pronoun, get offended if someone pronounces it "nigga"

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negus

How about 'my negus'? Vaguely racist, but not really.

Meant to post something else, but I guess I copy-pasted that over it. You can save it for abortion threads if you like.

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how about Hugh Mungus?

>literal KANGZ

I wonder if they'd approve Kang.

looks like rich evans had a one night stand 10 years ago

What is it about?student doctors pathology?

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>long hair, makeup and clothing makes me a woman
I'm starting to realize that these transfucks are committing a form of lite-misogyny.

Sorry for long responses, on phone in class. Here's a screenshot of the page where we can designate pronouns. It's gated behind a umich credentials login

I mean sexism.

Elrond?

As far as I know they won't throw him out. He's known for being the first person to react to things like this. He's been in the news before

Please call yourself, "Mein Fuhrer"

Fuck this gay earth

Just have KANG

Based thanks user

His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor [Your Name Here], VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular

Yes?

>PeopleSoft
only the dead may know peace from this evil.

I like the idea of doing one that's incredibly long

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Identify as an M16

Once went to school with a girl named princess flowers. Not even kidding, her real name

Same, but it would have to be something that is actually going to get through.

Soon
This is just the begining, the next step is to meme so hard with the pronouns they get annoyed and stop with the bullshit

from now just call me "Fuhrer"

T H I C C
His Majesty approves
sage

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Best thing I've read all day, hilarious how humor beats liberals every time

This one is pretty fucking bad

The entire liberal population of the campus is up in arms right now. On the night of the debate, some user posted fliers everywhere that said things like "It's okay to be White" as well as a "The More You Know" informing white women why they shouldn't date African Americans

even it's friends call it a douche

look at the bright side, this shit means people in your country live comfortably enough to have time and energy for this kind of bullshit.
you wouldn't like the alternative.

piday.org/million/

You know what to do, user.

Dio's named after him, there's a few references to rock in JoJo like a guy named Baron Zeppeli and a Hugh Hudson academy.

kek

Jesus Christ what in the....Also freom now everyone has to call me Jesus Christ Our Lord and Savior because I identify as the one true son of God

>Meet singles in your area never said I'd get penis

Fuck I lost hard.

I can't find a flaw with identifying as the master race, I believe I'm master race as much or even more than Bruce Jenner believes he is a women

>i am desperate for attention
>plz tell me i'm a unique snowflake

MY EMOTIONS > truth

Bill Cosby

Planned Bodyparthood

kek

Real life shitposting, absolutely fucking based

>literally gets exactly what they ask for
>OH my GOD ur a racist sexist bigot

Kazinsky was right.

I'm so happy this is trending. Fuck the trannies. It's so nice to read their copious asshurt on Twitter.

t. a gay

Why.

Are these people totally, irredeemably lost? What the fuck honestly, do they need to be eradicated before they infect us too?

I fear my erection is uncontrollable

trannies are the true red pill while gays are degenerate

i havent laughed this hard in months

I show love for my body by taking care of it.

kys Pablo

I don't care, let me do my degenerate thing, just stop associating me with these mental illers.

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kek that's hilarious. This is how you beat the current liberal lunacy, make a joke of it.

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Lol not looking good for the brazillians in this thread.

I'd pick MC or something short and funny. Remember to make your propaganda fun.

It's brilliant. Trannies cannot withstand being "invalidated", as though anyone has the right to be told comforting lies.

>faggot
>not mentally ill
HOLY FUCK WHAT THE HELL

In college we had

Love Joy Siemen

Yeah, pronounced semen.

Fucking hippies

Before I started taking classes at uni they made me fill out some stupid alcohol course online, and the course's layout made me fill out my "gender identity." I checked the other option and wrote-in "[1 Corinthians 12: 12-26]".

They never did anything to me.

Hello Jesus Christ our lord and savior, please call me the AntiChrist, respect my pronouns (It/satan/christkiller) and let's hate trump together

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A faggot is more sick than a tranny

GOAT LEGS

THAT THING HAS LEGS THAT BEND BACKWARDS LIKE A FUCKING SATYR

WHAT THE FUCK

Kinda envy this guy

Nust imagine all those libfucks who need to refer to him as "my magisty" fucking based

No, fuck you satan. I, Jesus Christ support Trump

>monkey autism

a faggot has as disease thanks to daddy and mommy problems
a tranny is just a shitty attention whore

> faggot
> wants to be left alone
> doesn't make claims contrary to biological fact

> tranny
> wants to cut his dick off, take hormones, and force you to call him a woman
> the opposite

Now THAT'S autism. From now on poster U6SMV56e is known as "cucked monkey autismo boy"

Has to be a faggot if they crave attention.

>someone who has sex with the same gender vs. someone who honestly thinks they're the opposite gender and has sex with their original gender.
It sounds the like second is a compounded problem.
I'm almost semi okay with gays, they still make me uncomfortable.

Also, ban please.

I don't want to live on the same planet as this thing.

kek my thoughts exactly.

Don't forget the majority of trannies are "trans lesbians"

It's basically a fetish

>Still replying to Slide thread

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Good 'un

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KEKKKK I forgot I had this piece of gold.

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For all of the different sexual orientations and genders they're coming up with they all just seem to boil down to "weird and fey"

>How would you like it if I raped you?

Are you on the pill and are you clean?

My version

>pan-gender

"Did you just misgender me as shitlord, you cis scum?"

Nothing can stop us now! The nightmare swirls and churns unending!

There;s a better edit of this somewhere mixed with the "gee bill, two weiners?" meme but I can;t seem to find it

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Seriously there are loads of trannies going on about how much they hate all cis (sane) people

I'm consider myself a sucessor of Charlemagne, thus I want people to call me "majesty" too.

>They/them pronouns
So what word do you use to denote ownership?
>"My child is having a queer's night out with them friends"
or
>"My child is having a queer's night out with they friends"
I don't want to use the second one because it makes me sound black, but the first one is equally retarded.

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>up in arms

Do you think conservative is the new punk rock? Sure seems like it.

> faggot
> wants to be left alone
Myth.

All faggots are disgusting piece of shit that want attention like a faggot

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I would like it very much

Isn't basically everyone in Brazil gay, except they don't want to admit it?

>My spawn is having a queer's night out with their friends.

HAHAHA HE STILL KEEPS THE DUCKFACE

>DESIGNATED PRONOUNS

Why don't you link us the therads being slided then?
Instead of shitting all over the place

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I still don't understand this desire to make even the genetic sex of an individual to be considered fluid. Men and women develop and express genes differently, even after any hormonal treatment or surgeries.
youtube.com/watch?v=BD6h-wDj7bw

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Clicking on so many fucking street signs..

What is fucked about this is I can't tell the joke posts from the real posts.

wtf I love monarchies now

It has certainly reached a point where conservatives are the ones who have to use guerilla political tactics. At the very least that's how it is at university

It's impossible to express how much I hate these people.

Same, I can only do it through memes.

Exactly. Johnny Ramone was apparently so conservative that the kike Joey Ramone wrote that KKK song about him. Same thing for Johnny Rotten, red as Chris Chan's Fanta.

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These fat, ugly bitches with receding hairlines must be sent to Saudi Arabia, or better, Afghanistan.

I would've said I was a liberal in the mid 2000s. Somehow I've kept exactly the same views and instead of conservatives calling me evil, liberals are calling me evil. Liberals have gone insane.

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Keked heartily

Trans are worst. But fags are a close second. Especially the Aids fetish. If you normalize gays, you normalize trainnes. This is how they will get you to accept them.
2016-'"hey I'm gay but I vote conservative and hate trannies"
2027-"Hey I'm a trannie but I vote conservative and hate other-kin."
And so in.
>inb4 slippery slope dur hur
The fact that trannies even exist proves that the slippery slope is real. It's not a logical fallacy. The goal of socialism is communisim. When this all really began was the sexual revolution when we told people that they could have as many partners as they want without marrying them.

Some of you guys will enjoy this one.

Can I be called "Mein Führer" or something?

Yeah, no. Either you accept biology or you don't. Trannies are the leftwing version of young earth creationism.

The slippery slope I'm seeing is between conservatives who accept fags and conservatives who want to kill us.

bet he was army

Speaking of slippery slope..

Chief Magister

So your literally shaking, because you're angry over some queers exaggerated emotional reaction to some benign tranny comment in some shitty PC college

>TFW you're over-reacting like a bitch because someone over-reacting like a bitch

I'm a hitlersexual, my pronoun is "MEIN FUHRER".

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I'm the guy who made the 100+ pages of Omits for that beginning from #1

I never get tired of these edits.

Elrond?

i thought he was joking, how can you tell when anyone is being serious around here?

kek

literally shaking

you shouldnt even be allowed to use he/him she/her on campus, this is a place for learning

KEKerino

GOD EMPEROR

>also most likely to fuck underage fans

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loss

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Why the fuck am I still posting these?

Fat version of Taylor Swift

Faggots are mentally ill too, it's just one needs a lower dose of lead.

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Kill me last, then I can die happy.

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Wow that's pretty cool actually
And I can slap them how many times I want?

Choose Professor, it's perfect

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KEK! Choose this!

This man knows the untold horrors of the abyss.

> work in DB administration at a university
> cushy job, cant be fired, sit in office and shitpost
> user, there are some consultants here to see you

> fast forward two weeks
> "do we really have to use this vendor? we can probably do something less expensive that works better for our particular problems, or even in-house..."
> "yes. you have to."

> fast forward into the semester
> "so, user, how much did this cost"
> $1.2 million dollars.
> "and it doesn't work?"
> no.
> "can we at least access the data to fix-"
> no. we can't access anything.
> "but the student ID table-"
> you mean the PeopleSoft table.
> "so what do we do now?"
> "wait for the sweet release of death. this is the future you chose."
> "o-oh..h-haha..."

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(You)

M'lady.

>create accounts

THEY LITERALLY KNOW NOTHING

i feel like its time to spam some "gold account" images, i bet someone would post their CC.

Sorry about the furry shit, I figured it was just as much cancer to the world anyway. Starting to run out of relevant material.

Why not "let me suck your cock"?

>(((Greenfield)))

Add a part in where they have to shout the other half

Tetsouuu (pause then shout) KANEDA user

Schkle.

It just occurred to me that Futurama movie is now deeply problematic.

Or start using race based pronouns yourself and call white people whe and black people ble.

Please tell me that there are black people registering Grand Wizard as their pronoun.

Anyone have the aids skrillex version of this comic? Carl the cuck also in it

OP is out. Keep the thread alive.

Fuck off Micolash your bossfight was literally like a cop chasing a nigger

Mi General

just bash the keyboard and try to piece together the most unpronouncible words you can

But that is probably meant to be a joke.

PADISHAH EMPEROR

just do master.

If you shoot that nigger you win

That's b8, that has to be fucking b8.

>wear a millimeter-wave radar as a hat
>point to it

"What do I look like to you- an AH-64B?"

I saved this fifty times

are you a frog

This, crying because you're emotionally weak and can't stand people having different views is not a panic attack.

I have generalized panic disorder and panic attacks make you feel like you're going to die, you are confused and do shit take doesn't make any sense.

Gender fluid sounds like the doctor tells you if you're too androgynous.

Underrated

>and whether one member suffer, all the members suffer with it; or one member be honoured, all the members rejoice with it.
Can't see the connexion

THIS

Get over it faggot, nothing you can do if you die. I was molested and abused by my father for a year and I'm perfectly fine. Get over yourself.

Sometimes there is hope for them

Maybe Owakara drew it.

>Not making your pronoun GTKRWN

based dad

>transbians-are-fucking-insane.png

>Avery Edison is a man (with a penis) who identifies as a woman. He recently penned a blog post shaming a woman for not wanting to engage sexually with his penis.
genderidentitywatch.com/2014/02/11/avery-edison-aedison-canada

Fucking lesbians also don't suck my dick! Fucking sexist bunch.

it's a meme you dip
lurk more

What the literal fuck is wrong with white people?

"Comrade"

I RECOGNIZE THAT GAY SOLDIER THATS NOT A FUCKING US SOLDIER THATS A BRITISH FUCKING SOLDIER, POST THE FUCKING PICTURE

>not sexually identifying as orlando shooter
>not sexually identifying as sandy hook shooter

Trump

>>create accounts
Literally

Have them call you the Great Architect and you spout about building walls all the time.
If they get mad about that then say that they're being shitlords not allowing you to use your terms as defined by your pronouns.

Not my fault I'm a good builder inside. I was just born like this. I have dreams every night about laying the bricks of my builderkin.

If you want to go the extra mile, dress up as a Hammerite from Thief.

Either
Napoleon di Buonaparte I, Emperor of the French and King of Italy
Or
Warboy
So torn.

criminally underrated

>I was molested and abused by my father for a year

stop, stop, my dick can only get so hard

thisiszionism blogspot ru/2008/03/evidence-that-jews-are-carriers-of.html

Friendly reminder that those American college rape laws have actually been passed in Germany a few months ago.

Fuhrer

ReichsKanzler

It's all yours, my friend.

What would Cred Forums do for theirs?

I'm make the professor call me a "regal brooblebibble" on even days of the month and an "almighty comptroptoflopogus" on odd days.

>His Majesty, Grant Strobl

I wish I had this policy when I went to uni just so I could have that title. Fucking based if you ask me

Mein Fuhrer, please, user. Use Mein Fuhrer.

>My preferred pronoun is Professor.
>I identify as the head of this department.
>Transgender students get their own toilets or whatever, so I demand a fully-furnished office (with a secretary, of course) right next to the Dean's.

His Royal Gayness

Mein Führer

this made me happy
she's cute now

obergruppenführer

My preferred pronouns are otorhinolaryngologist and Jeb!

Jeb! with inflection please

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please let me hump your leg, i identify as a shin guard lol

I've fucked a lot of fat girls. That doesn't mean they are attractive and it certainly doesn't mean they aren't fat. It means I'm lazy and fat girls don't require much effort.

>that NMH tee shirt
its the little things...

But then you realise that this spreads and has serious political power now.

>What would Cred Forums do for theirs?

Diamond or fabulous!

Bunkerkommandant (bunker commander) or Kaleun (Captain lieutenant) if we had that in Germany.

There's a branch of Radical Feminists who literally think that. They're called TERFs (Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminists).

>The Herbocaust.

> there is no Cred Forums
> there is only /k/ when they're drunk

stupendous post

That tranny is only right in that women now get to suffer their own fucked up rationalities. We should be pointing out their sexism, privilege and bigotry every chance we get until they give up the game.

>What does it feel like to live in a country without this bullshit, Cred Forums?
It's happening in our country too, burgerbro.

>not being golem knez

You had one job stoyanche

dude

In reality they're the only real feminists left. The trannies and SJWs call women who don't think trannies are women TERFS and hate them more than they hate Cred Forums. They send them constant death threats.

OP

>Worked in point of sales system for very small company. have a contract with CKE.
>peoplesoft, peoplesoft everywhere
>has their own fucking SQL language for databases.
They are a merchant of hell.

This one is absolutely brilliant

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well thats some commitment to making a joke out of a religion you fought, gotta give him that.

"Mein Fuhrer" and "Professor" are great imo.

I'm surprised nobody suggested "God Emperor" yet.

Or you could go with "Master (your name here)" and they'd have to address you like they were your personal butler or something.

>this image
>my feelings

Isnt that actually a thing thats possible in sweden?

they have obviously never entered /b

Peter Gabriel?

The ruler always gets me

My pronouns are massa and yessa-massa.

>how would you like it if i raped you?

Fucking A+

lost

not only that, but her shoes make her feet look like hoofs

I knew there were trannies on this board but damn. You need thicker skin

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>implying you wouldn't point a gun at them for a few hours while you tie them up like pic related to cum in them so you can systematically impregnate all 3 of them
>even if it took a few months so the birth control wore off

I would prefer it. What this country needs is regularly occurring violence.

If I'm ever in the situation of his majesty I'm going to do this.
>Oh h-hey...Füher.

Five star post.

This is actually the best answer.

I don't get it. Is it a Greek mythology pun?

But they don't care.