ITT: it's September 10th, 2001

I can't wait to start my new job at the World Trade Center. It feels so good now I've finally got off heroin and now am in a position to provide for myself and my pregnant wife. Life is so good.

Dubs decides where i crash 4 planes

I hate Mondays

Thinking of going up here tomorrow, view looks nice

crash it into the world trade center lul

I am planning to go to work tomorrow

nuke the cube

Visiting NYC tomorrow, gonna see all the sights.

hit senator obama's house

>daily reminder that the unexplained collapse of WTC 7 makes every 9/11 theory possible

land it safely inside the WTC

Did anyone see that episode of Stargate on saturday?

It was probably the most surreal thing you'll see all year. A show about space travel through wormholes on a show about space travel through wormholes.

It gave me a damn good chuckle.

Dude the Pentagon is missing like a couple trillion dollars, this is some fuckin serious shit we need to get down on.

SJWs have existed since the 60s in a certain form, since the 90s in pretty much the current form

dont do anything with it, just kill yourself.

scientist mysteriously disappears while trying to prove steal's heat resistance to jet fuel

Ah, but they do, and they are grooming my generation as we speak.

Obama wasn't a senator until 2005. He was a community organizer up until then. He was a senator for 3 fucking years before his blackness carried him to the presidency.

Just got a IM on my blackberry telling me not to come to office tomorrow. Booking a teetime as we speak.

huh you don't say fellow jewfriend?

also the twin towers
>a small portion of the top of the building, collapsing on itself, will continue at freefall speeds through the path of greatest resistance. by the way, this path of greatest resistance is built to withstand 3-5x more than what caused it to """"""""""collapse"""""""""" at freefall speeds onto itself
tip top lelling kek

reroll.

Darn, I need to buy snacks for my class for ITBS testing tomorrow. Oh well, if that's the worst thing that happens this week, it'll be a great one!

Post feet

שלומו, תחנה אוטו בעיר ניו יורק. לא משנה איפה

Posting behind seven proxies, just want to let all fellow Jews working in the Twin Towers know that they should not come in to work tomorrow.

anyone going to the michael jackson concert tonight in midtown?

Hey so this guy that owns this big ass set of towers in New York just took out a huge policy on them. He sounded pretty sick though, I doubt he'll be in to work tomorrow.

Anyone else exited for the Gamecube's release XD?

WTC

hit barack obama's house

It's peurile to blame him for capitalising on the feelings of a nation, it's what all politicians do.

I have to take off tomorrow I think I have a (((cold)))

oh hey i just realised we can't have this thread
Cred Forums didn't exist in 2001

hit the al aqsa mosque.
praise the lord lets build a temple

I just started this easy as fuck job today after several years of shitty jobs working with shitty people, I sure hope nothing will happen tomorrow that will sear this moment in time into my memory forever.

(((I))) have to take off tommorow (((I))) think (((I))) have a cold

SA did and we made tribute.avi like the day after 911 lmao

This. It's going to be the best decade in U.S. history. I can feel it. No wars, everyone is treated equally, our economy is fine, we're the greatest nation on Earth.

Fuck, all went to shit after 2001.

I hate this fucking year.

We're so happy and things are so simple.

Fly it into Mecca

do a loop next to the twin towers so i can see it from my office

>Let's summon kek for a happening threads

Little did they know...

into the cube

twin towers got hit?
what are those?
oh
that sucks

bad things happen oh well
wtf is a terrorist

GUYS! I'M FROM THE FUTURE! I HAVE HORRIBLE FUCKING NEWS!

A BLACK GUY IS GOING TO BE PRESIDENT!

Meh - needs more refugees and muslims. And less towers.

>September 10

This is the day before 9/11 you mong, delete and try again

You goyim and your conspiracy theories

O(((M)))G
sadam just made a threat destroy the twin towers!
(((we))) should totaly kick the shit out of iraq

Hey guys, isn't the world super chill?

I'M SO FUCKING HYPED DRAGON BALL Z: dead zone IS GONNA BE AWESOME!

i wish i could say atleast i tried

בטוח ? שלא איזה סבתא תתפוס אותנו

>77
What have you done???

Hi my name is Lenord and Ill be your waiter today at Windows on The world what can I get you started with for breakfast?

ESB

he bought the towers a few months earlier so the and got the towers insured almost immediately
also this was not the first attempt to bomb the twin towers. there was a 1993 attack to

Twin 7's, what could it mean.

What horror have i unleashed upon the world.

I have no idea what or where Iraq is. Daddy locks me in a room when mummy goes to work :(

Do as we planned you dumb goy. Now if you'll excuse me I'm late for a doctor's appointment.

Fucking Palestinians and their antifada!
i wonder what they will blow up next.

Anyone want to come over and watch the Giants/Denver MNF on abc?

(((we))) should invade lebanon and kick hezbollah's ass. they killed more americans then any other terrorist group. no one will ever out due them

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fondle all the cadavers already on board before your CIA mission.

Don't go; the US cedes control of the internet in 15 years.

Fly through the Twin Towers to do an awesome trick.

Oh gee oh wizz, it's September the 10th 2001 today. You might say it's 9/10. That's how they format dates in America. Anywho, I sure do hope nothing goes wrong in the immediate future. The world is relatively peaceful these days and I would hate for something to go wrong.

By the way, did you know that the World Trade Center towers are the tallest buildings in NYC? My uncle works in America there and he was telling me about it. That's where all the stock trading and such is done. If you were to attack the western world, that's probably a good place to start. But of course nobody would do that. I imagine my uncle is up there right now on one of the highest levels, working away. I hope I can see him again soon, he's such a nice guy.

Speaking about attacking the western world though, have you heard of this thing called a "terrorist"? Neither had I. Apparently that's the kind of person who carries out attacks to make people feel terror. I was just reading about it the other day. But I guess that has no bearing on my life, nor on yours, nor on my uncle's or anyone in my family. I think most of them live in the middle east, which is a place in the world that is very sandy.

Anyway, I'll see you later today and perhaps tomorrow so we can have another lighthearted conversation like this.

meh just land it in a field somewhere

Be a good Jew and "fly" it into the twin towers

What the fuck are you jokesters talking about? No one has attacked the twin towers and no one will, this is America! Go smoke your reefer somewhere else!

Literally who?

kek, very funny my boy

This.

Im skipping breakfast today, feeling lucky

do a back flip in the cockpit then hit my school

Try to land it safely on 5th avenue Manhattan. Should be easy.

HEY GUYS, BILL COSBY IS HOSTING THIS COOL PRIVATE PARTY IN AN ABANDONED SHED!!
CAN'T WAIT TO MEET HIM IN PERSON!

Wait for a day then do it again

Speak arabic over the radio system so no one knows you're a rabbi

Can we get Seth Rogen and Seth Green to join him?

How about all of those shark attacks?

you mean Irak, right?

Sweet, I unlocked Super Sonic in Sonic R!
I wish I didn't have to got to school tomorrow.

True Story
I might have caused 9/11,
Don't underestimate the power of a child's wish

Time to get a great amount of alcohol and play this song on repeat

youtube.com/watch?v=nq_J2C6Hrz0

DOSLO VREME DA SE SRBI SVETE
THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE SERBIAN REVENGE

FRUSKA GORA SUZE LIJE
STO BIN LADEN SRBIN NIJE

FRUSKA MOUNTAIN SHED IT'S TEARS
BECAUSE BIN LADEN IS NOT A SERB

AMERIKO ARAPIN BIN LADIN
NIJE TURCIN VEC SRBIN MILADIN

AMERICA, THE ARAB BIN LADIN
IS NOT A TURK, BUT A SERB MILADIN

GET FUCKING REKT

I would just start a fire in the twin towers and evacuate as many people I can that way

You guys gonna pick up the new Slayer CD tomorrow?

Be safe we don't want any accidents happening

Hope Kurt Angle wins the WWF Championship from Stone Cold next Sunday lads!

kek.

DUDE SHARKS LMAO

WHERE DID SANDRA LEVEY GO?

Ahh

Some of you infidels are alright.

Don't go to work in lower Manhattan tomorrow.

Happening thread will be posted once we're in the air.

Glory to Allah.

Kek

Fucking reported man.

Making jokes like that ain't cool, leafbro

You guys are alright,
Don't go to WTC tomorrow

>Those tabs

Play shitty rock music over the intercom until the flight ends

I can't fucking wait to import gamecube
do you know that it will be released in less than 91.1 hours?
suck on this pisstation fanboys

Oh god m8, I just fell apart at the seams.

Just saw my first black guy today do they usually smell this bad?

I'm a young man from a well off family attending a prestigious college prep school with a bright future. I have never been arrested or hospitalized or involved in any kind of altercation. I was class president last year. It's a bright sunny, September day as my NJ Transit train pulls in to Hoboken station. I look forward to the future, content with the knowledge that I will lead a successful, happy life.

>some of you guys are alright, don't go to the twin towers tomorrow

Only if you're the bottom.

Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to Manhattan tomorrow.

I think im going to make a bet and put all my life savings into shorting american airlines.

Bed bull will give me wings tomorrow.

Wtf is Islam?
Wtf are you talking about?

Crash it into the twin towers

>⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Fly it into the World Trade Center.

crash into WTC

I'm going to create powerful memetic cartoon frog before some OTHER faggot does. I'll name him Lepew.

mom what is a twin towers

What is this autism

that never happened, there were no hijackers, it was all set up

Can't wait for slayer to drop God Hates Us All Tomorrow

\m/ d-.-b \m/

Who is going to FYE or Camelot to pick it up?

Crash it into First Canadian Place

What the hell is this place by the way? What's a webm?

Do you think society would be any different or less degenerate if September 11 never happened

Um, user, we weren't in Iraq on September 10th. We invaded in 91 and 03

pee pee on it!

If we're basing it off of irl:
>Tomorrow is standardized testing for underclassmen, going to be study hall all day. Booorinnng.

Tell the Jews to use the detonator.

Man, I hate testing. They should just cancel school for the rest of us. I think I'm just going to skip today so I can spend the day on the internet.

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Oh gee whizz I sure love planespotting

youtube.com/watch?v=pF3LSy8QkbM

RMYT

>no-fly zones
>1998 crisis

land it nice and easy, give all passengers a handjob, and go home

I am from 15 years into the future. Ask me anything.

>No one has attacked the twin towers
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1993_World_Trade_Center_bombing
in b4 underage b&

Fly it to Mecca and crash it onto the shitskins' beloved cube.

start my new job in the 99th floor of wtc 1 tomorrow and im really excited about it

i sold all of my posessions to move to the big apple and live the life ive dreamed

wish me luck on my new career anons

Give it back

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Fuck off you role playing faggot.

Do it, went up there a few years ago on vacation, was breath taking.

>tfw that weird feeling when you feel like this is the September 10 version of 2016

Shit, better insure my twin towers. You never know what might happen.

Can't wait for my field trip tomorrow. I hope mom packs a fruit by the foot. I'm scared to start middle school next year. I hope i dont get bullied.

I am still playing Gradius III

Crash it into the fucking WTC!

Man, it's so weird being a senior in high school.

Anybody wish the country were more united? The Bush/Gore thing got pretty crazy, I think some people are still very bitter about it. Florida, amirite guise?

Also, I am so damn excited for all the video games about to come out. Grand Theft Auto III, MGS2, Final Fantasy X... it's gonna some good times with pretty much no worries at all.

just putting the finishing touches on a controlled demolition today. prepare your collective anus.

Well I finally finished selling all this candy I bought at Sam's Club to my classmates and I made enough profit to buy a PS2, MGS2, and two ounces of weed.

The future is nothing but bright!

>it's September 10th, 2001
I have an appointment to meet with an Army recruiter in two days. Tomorrow I'm going to shit my pants and make a decision that changes my life forever, that I can never take back. Life is that way, it's permanence sneaks up on you. Don't ever take good times for granted.

Shoot up the World Trade Center and throw a bunch of explosives around such that it'll be closed for more than 48 hours.

Some of you are ok. Don't go to the World Trade Center tomorrow.

You guys are alright.

Don't get on United Airlines 175, 93 and also American airlines 11 and 77 tommorow.

TRUMP 2004

Crash into the kaaba

> attempt safely land plane
>kick everyone out
>sell it for scrap metal

Crash it with no survivors.

Well they do say elephants never forget...

Probably nothing. We don't have any enemies, our economy is great, everything is great! This decade will be the USA's best.

Yeah they are one of our best allies. Helped us beat the USSR.

>you will never see the twin towers in the New York skyline

FUCK MUSLIMS FOREVER

fly between the Twin Towers and hit the nearest 7/11

I think i'm gonna start a rights movement for people who think they're another gender. Children should be able to choose to genderswap with hormones.

It'll never catch on. People aren't that insane.

OK, Senpai. It two years Fox is going to have a TV show called Firefly. Make sure you fuckers watch it to make sure that it doesn't get canceled. Also, when the series is announced, make sure to send a letter to the executives at Fox and tell them to air the episodes in the order that Joss wants.

Seriously, guys. Make sure you do this. The world needs seven seasons of this show. Make it happen.

Wow, I love playing Starcraft so much. It's awesome how Blizzard has stayed independent and not got bought out by some big-ass company. Long live Battle.net!

Well I gotta go guys. My plane will leave soon. We're heading to NY, it's a small stop for me before taking another plane to Florida. I'll see my kids and wife after 3 years. Was working overseas. Anyways, I see this Arab guy, I think he is Saudi. He is really nervous, probably his first time flying. I'll be a good Christian and try and befriend him.

Hey, my 10th birthday!

Nothing.

Hope I see the twin towers before I land.

I'd better start practicing my lines for the turtle scene.

crash it into statue of liberty

Oh shit did you guys see that Michael Jackson concert? That was fucking amazing! Awesomest thing I'll see all year!

Land it and hijack another plane tomorrow

Still busy playing Devil May Cry.

You guys are alright.
Don't come to the WTC tomorrow.

Can't wait for the new Slayer album (pic related) to come out tomorrow.

Crash that plane.

WITH NO SURVIVORS

That chick Sophia in PE class totally just rubbed her ass all up on my dick. I can't wait for the dance. I'm gonna ask her to go with me and I'm gonna fuck the shit out of her.

This. I remember driving to the store and picking this CD up that day. It was incredibly ominous.

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nu-Cred Forums fucking sucks.

Sethocide

crash into the WTC

underrated

He wasn't that swarthy.

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do a barrel roll

Crash it into the WTC

I'm attempting to send a d-post back in time through my microwave I hope it works

Oh man, Adult Swim is awesome. Did you check out Cowboy Bebop?

>true story.

Itt: everyone forgets what rumsfield said on the 10th

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Wait until 06:00 next day and call in a bomb threat to WTC.

That way the building would be mostly empty.

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What do you guys think the ugliest building in NYC is? I think its a tie.