ICANN has officially been turned over to the Canadian government

ICANN has officially been turned over to the Canadian government.

Thanks America, we rule this place now.

Nice try leaf, you can't even shitpost correctly

And Kek agrees

He sure does. We run this board now faggots

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We outnumber your leaf ass you dirty Skype

Careful mate, that's hate speech!

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Great, we're run by a bunch of half breed asian pedophiles

fuck off faggots

Holy shit, we got Alaska too!??!?!?!

lmao
pol confirmed for board of leaf
Stay mad amerifats

Based Trudeau will remove all neo-nazi scum and deport the alt-right hacker nerds.

Happy birthday!

just end it faggot

End what? Our ownership of this board? Why are you such a snivelling self hating cuckold?

stop posting like that or I'll fuck your shit up with a rake

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GET C U C K E D AMERIFAGGOTS

Everyone already knew your women are slaves for that BCC now we own your precious internet.

>mfw if this actually happened and the US finally had a reason to annex Canada

never
fucking
forget

CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA
>mfw I'm Canadian
Literally the GREATEST felling EVER
CANADA IS NUMBER ONE
CANADA IS NUMBER ONE
EVERYONE IS NUMBER 6,000,000

>mfw Americans have to ask us permission to post

yeah that's right fuckos we're president now they're called french fries again as of today you sacks of shit

WE

I'm going to guess you got soo buttblasted from people calling you a fucking leaf and decided to shitpost when was the last time YOU contributed to a thread

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"A FUCKING LEAF"
Reason: Intolerant Views and Language

I am Canada.

>joos
>aliens!
>reptoids!
>demens!
>illumaniti!
>fre masn!
>It was the fucking leafs this whole time
10/10 would fuck the world over again.

Is this a troll or did that actually happen.

god jews are ugly

when was the last time you were proud of your country you bent dick cuckold? Never?

>new canadian minister of internets

>Americans almost elected a FUCKING LEAF

enough talk

pls be my ai gf

always am I love being canadian I live in a great country in a mostly white town and I do great for myself what's not to love about canada

i can't wait for the worst part of pol to run it.

Ted Cruz wasn't fighting this. He was behind it the whole time. Who needs presidency when you run the world?

We need to bring Cred Forums to Justin Trudeaus attention so he deletes Cred Forums. Someone make a petition.

>HURF DURF FUCKN LEEF

It's mostly just dumb Americans using proxies to make Canadians look like utter shitposters. Canadians are just the same as every other user, we can make meaningful posts too.

what are my fellow leafs doing to celebrate this auspicious occasion?

He's a dirty traitor anyway, he wanted to save us from cucking the ameriburger internet

Then act like it, cuck

it feels great to be with my fellow countrymen actually changing the internet for the better

then fuckin hurry up and delete Cred Forums

Oh No this is even worse then I thought. Leaftards are taking over Cred Forums

>no kenyans
>leaf loses
this election won by USA

you're testing my patience leaf. I'm trying to go this one time being friendly to your kind here

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Why delete something when you can have fun ruining it for everyone?

I don't understand.

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Why? This is our designating shitting board now.

why does Cred Forums think Canadian posters are bad?

Buying a large Canada Fries and a Big Canamac

We won user. Canadian world domination is a go.

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They hate us cuz they ain't us

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IZ

We own you now. Speak kindly to your new masters!!!

Where's your doubbles license, burger? Give them back, this is our turf now.

I hope it doesn't get to our heads.
We should remain kind.

NWO AND SHEITT!

yeah get censored you fucking bitch

>implying leafs will get rid of their shitposting emporium

I do I have no need to shit post I'm going to guess you're from toronto

>no I don't
i already got my premium account

LEAF

It has just begun.
(BANNED)

I hope you like nukes and radioactive maple syrup, you dry leaves

kind of DANK

kek confirms

No alberta. Want to meet up and fight me faggot?

Enjoy new posting tax burgers!

Just be nice to others user.

Watch how you speak to us burger.

We control Cred Forums now.

Stupid burger, whoever controls the internet can deactivate the atoms

I'm gonna have to report those dubs user

I prefer my atoms activated

I'm going to rake you.

it's true

Canada was a mistake. Why must you be on our heads? Why couldn't it just be straya

I have never seen such rampant degeneracy in my life than I have in this thread, and I've been to western Canada.

ANNEX CANADA NOW.

Looks like maple fever

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Meme Warfare, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on tumblr, and I have over 300 confirmed shitposts. I am trained in tendie warfare and I’m the top NEET in the entire Canadian Internet Defence Force. You are nothing to me but just another normie. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of NEET assasins across the Great White North and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re gonna get fucking meme'd, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can meme you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with photoshop. Not only am I extensively trained in Cred Forums combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the aussie shitpost alliance and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit pepes all over you and you will drown in it. Delete sytem 32, kiddo.

>We Wuz Kangz.com

Fuck off we're gonna annex you
We're the burger now

damn it feels good to be a leaf

Time to set the pile of rotten leaves alight with Plutonium.

I live on bowen island wanna meet halfway at banff

Fuck you Canada. Almost as bad as Mexico with your pot head retard prime minister who makes Obama look like Winston Churchill in comparison even though both are fuckheaded retards.

>sys32

fucking mods are gonna ban every leaf in this thread it'll do the board well

FALL IS COMING LEAF, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT. YOU WILL DRY UP A WITHER

Hey fuck you don't speak to your overlords like that, say sorry and all will be forgotten.

>not realizing that the winter is when leafs come out to play

Winter is coming

this

THAT'S WHEN THE INVASION STARTS

WIND DUE SOUTH

FALL IS COMING FAGGOT

>don't anger the leafs
they have gone mad with power

leaf thread?

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Every thread is a leaf thread
Every website is a leaf website
Every country is a leaf country
Every planet is a leaf planet
Every galaxy is a leaf galaxy
Every universe is a leaf universe
Everything is a fucking leaf

who /hongcouver/ here

>now we see LEAFS
for what they trully were

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please die

t. everywhere else

NOTHING STOPS A BURGER

CAN'T SAY THE SAME FOR A LEAF

ONCE YOU FALL FROM THE TREE YOU ARE NOTHING

I WILL BUY THE MOST EXPENSIVE LEAF BLOWER I CAN FIND AND

BYTFO

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY

>can we share?
can you let us on the internet on weekends for, like an hour or so?

Smells like maple syrup, weed and ass sweat in here.

Ask your mom

You'd know what ass sweat smells like eh?
We've got a name up here for faggots like you, Americans

BTFO

>please burger/bro
don't insult the master anymore

>we must accept the internet is now global, and must be diversified.
It is a human right, just like safe spaces. praise canada's vision for a peaceful UN future

>American
>using a vehicle invented by a Canadian
>using oxygen invented by a Canadian
>shooting a gun invented by a Canadian
>flying a flag invented by a Canadian
Hmmm makes you think

FUCK U NIGGA WHY YOU BETRAY WE WUZ BROTHER MAN FUCKIN *TSH*...

FORGET U MAN.

>burger/bro please
Massah will be good to us.
Massah will give us Memes, and Internet access

You are Tobi now, Cunta quinte is gone

what is this
do people actualy do this?

>You are Tobi now

Did you just call me an anime character you bitchass?

I know, leafs are dum

I live fairly outside of it but I agree

>Roots toby, you anime fiend.

Ima Sorry Massah, I done tried talkin'
a some sence into this Uppity Burger-nigger
But he Ain't lissen

>lemme get you da Leaf Whip massa, so you can tann his hide

but........im a leaf

oh.

>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF

ILY

delet dis

O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

>tfw Americans will never know how it feels to live in the greatest country on Earth

>tfw you tell someone you're from Canada and you gain instant respect, and admiration

What a great feeling, too bad you Murricans will never feel it.