Takes your MAGA hat

>takes your MAGA hat
>"If I see you wearing that again you have ME to answer to!"
What does Cred Forums do?

Pull out my .45 and shoot him

*unzips dick*

Practice my Stone Cold Stunner on his Nu-male candy ass.

Report a theft, threat to persons and property, and an assault to police. Seek restitution in small claims court. Go home and live my life.

>It was just a prank bro!

>wears it again

Kick him in the cunt and shit into his eyes and mouth while buttfucking his mom with a cactus.

Knock him to the ground and fart on his face.

Wear it again.

>not having a maga tat

>But dont you think its a little racist?

*Unsheathes katana*

Break all of his fingers, and pull his teeth out with my leatherman. Anyone who wants to stop me had better be 6'4 and 270 lbs like I am.

Chop his face off with a piece of glass, then stab him 12 times, then stomp him to death.

Also cut off his head and the heads of his immediate family.

Post the video on liveleak.

My zipper is stuck you gotta tell me how to unstuck it user

This can't be real.

>You know that #blacklives matter right man?
>Maybe you should donate to the cause brother!

Me personally, I've only vored Democrat, except in '96 when I voted Perot. I was 18.. what can ya' say.

#I'mWithHer !!!!

*unsheathes dick*

Heh, nice numbers kid

Yeah nah, I think I just want to stab you in the spine and butt-fuck you with a white-hot knife..

>Are you REALLY voting for Trump?!?!

>user if you dont vote for Hillary say goodbye to sex! LOL

And nothing of value was lost. When the god emperor wins you'll come crawling back begging to suck me off, and I'll say:

"Nah cunt. piss off aye"

>You will never vore Hillary
Sad!

pull my conceal carry out and ask him kindly to return my hat and to mind his own business