CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE PRONOUN EDITION

Massa

If anybody asks, pretend you haven't heard of germany and you are just an innocent transfurry.

You are a furry female, FurHer

The Emperor's Hand

Trans am

My lord

My lord

Brilliant.

My pronouns are heil/hit/ler

Apache?

AH-64 Apache Attack Helicopter

>when the JIDF's vpn fucks up

>FurHer

CIA so you can say
>I'm CIA.

...

Special snowflake

underrated

Fucking kikeGet off my brainwave.

Elmo

bonus if you can do a good high voice

Special Agent
or
Niggerfart.com

>m8s

I still don't understand how this is a thing. What's stopping someone from never saying he/she/they/it and just calling the person by name? Why should anyone have to memorize 100+ students' pronouns of all things?

But why would this trigger you?

foxnews.com/us/2016/09/30/michigan-student-successfully-changes-preferred-pronoun-to-his-majesty-on-class-roster.html

Too soon, kikes, too soon.

Too much people are sane enough for this too work.

Idk it's fucking stupid imo. I just want to see what happens.

Dwayneese

Nigga
And if they complain, you are a transcendant nigger-kin, and wish to be adressed as such.

Punished. Then you'll be Punished X.

Duck on Fire

Wow I fucking love these party hats, not blocking text at all!

Bob the Tomato

Tell them you identify as numbers and your preferred pronouns are 3395753927396596732330586932, 3585937193755935960 and 3351.

gorilla dick daddy

Sire or M'Lord

Brrrrrtttt

Or "Special Agent"

It's probably for automated stuff like official letters and notifications or student lists and whatnot.

Could be a giga-nigga of the negro-sexual variety.

>tfw you wanted to say this but it was fpbp and doubles

Make it something really long and then shame them in front of everyone when they don't get it right.

My Old Man

Must be an asshole all the time and every word said is a high-pitched beep

Your Majesty

My personal favorite so far

tru

Why do you get hats on every single image?

Expert Fish Chomper

Oh yeah, going to add to this. Force teachers and professors to use the entire string of numbers and everytime they do, start screaming about how they got it wrong and say a different string of numbers.

>user needs to hand in 3959323003850689382576's assignment
>WHAT THE FUCK MY PRONOUN IS 3959323003850689256843!!!!

This is now your pronoun

dindu

Baby Bullet

Can go by Frindle Babbin / Sandy Yolker / Clugen Vulcher

>master
>my liege
or
>sir.
>chap

Bump

How long till this idea falls into utter chaos?

Fee
Fi
Fo
Fum

tip m'jesty

>2016
>identify as shitlord
>my pronouns involve the word shitlord all the time
>school doesn't want me to be shitlord
>fuck you, why are you oppressing me you fucking white male?
>protest in the campus quad, screaming "PRONOUN RAPE!" while holding a sign that depicts a gay orgy
>now am shitlord
>???
>profit

WINRAR

OP DELIVER

Considering there is a hashtag going around #UMPronounChallenge I'd have to say it's just a matter of how hard we can troll the fuck out of the university.

>related link
theblaze.com/stories/2016/09/30/after-college-lets-students-pick-their-preferred-pronouns-one-decides-to-milk-new-policy-for-all-its-worth/

everyone posting suggestions after this already lost

>Tfw I go to UM Dearborn
>My pronouns are The Prince of Bel Air
>Already go a student in trouble for not stating them

Good cunt

Just block the script, doofus.

This good? I feel like I should add more pronouns though.

Mant/is To/baggan, fucking scold anyone who refers to you as "man"

>This good? I feel like I should add more pronouns though.
>tfw you fuck up your reply

Make it "Mein Fuhrer"!!! That way it sounds like they acknowledge you :-)

spell it right

Führer

I identify as Barbarian. My pronouns are
ARGH
UNGH
EUAHAAAHAHGHG

>tfw I already pulled this one at a libcuck halloween Multiculti party I stumbled across drunk, half naked and wielding home made beer swords.

Herr Fuhrer

> year 2150
> Britain gets a new King
> is genderfluid or smth
> will be addressed as "Xis Royal Majesty"
wew

More like year 2050

Use all consonants, no vowels, and then accuse them of mispronouncing your pronouns
kjjs
ccvhnq
pxxwtx
and so on

What the hell is a beer sword?

better?

there we go, wear that title with pride. you are going to trigger so many people with it.

a fellow beerbarian!

tell me of your conquests?

lets not rule tayne out of the equation.

You identify as a doom-map making, duster wearing social outcast. You are shooterfluid meaning you switch between Eric and Dylan as you please.

yer mexican fer sher

...

maybe he is both at the same time

You should enter "Hitler did nothing wrong" as your pronoun.

Cludge

Put it as faggot and record a video of your teacher calling you it.

My university did something like this. It was anonymous, though.