British """""cuisine"""""

poutine is fantastic you fucking pleb
Best drunk food ever invented in the history of time

The only thing I know of british cuisine is "fish and chips" because of english classes we had in school. Up until this point I never even googled what it is. Is it just a fucking baked fish with mcdonalds fries on top of it?

man youd be hooked on fairy bread if you ever tried it

the only thing wrong with that picture is using the toast as a secondary plate instead of using it to clean up the liquid after you eat the beans

>Why are Americans so obsessed with our food.

Because thats what they focus on. They're all fucking fat.

Also, who the fuck doesnt like beans? or bread?

It's fried fish with McDonalds tier fries--yes.

Is that cheese curds and gravy on fries? What the fuck canada, that looks awful, do you eat that shit to fatten yourselves up for the winter god makes you endure because he's ashamed?

just memeing m80
gravy on fries sounds amazing

Yep. I think the fish is fried, though.

there's worse british food than beans on toast, you fucking knob. that's a sensible, nutritious breakfast that can be delicious with the right bread and the right beans. Why not shit on blood sausage or something like that?

They claim it's their cuisine when Heinz is an American company. Top kek. Even their beans and toast is American.

Well, it's melted cheese curds in gavy

Fish deep fried in batter. This process actually steams the fish as the batter hardens into a shell as soon as it hits the oil.

The chips arent like fries, theyre much thicker and just chipped potato, not reformed potato paste.

Actually one of the healthiest takeouts due to low sugar and salt. Can be quite greasy though if the cook is shit. Its a bit of an art.

poutine is delicious, french fried with gravy and cheese.. bretty good eating spangles

Ahem!

>bean sandwich
thats great depression food. along with ketchup sandwiches, bread sandwiches, water sandwiches, shoeleather sandwiches, corn sandwiches, mold sandiches, onion sandwiches (or fried onion burgers for oklahomans and texans), newsprint burritos, and nothing.

Nah mate we don't have shitty McDo fries with Fish 'N' Chips. Fat chips or nothing.

>American """"""classrooms""""""

>Americans wouldn't eat this

Now look here m80s, for a proper fucking fish and chips there isn't any 'frying' or god forbid 'fries'. This is how it goes;

>BATTERED fish (cod, sole, haddock or rock usually)
>fucking CHIPS (not fries you bloody colonial yank bastards), these are much thicker than 'fries', and are cooked to have a nice softness to them
>top it off with vinegar and salt
>mushy peas (peas mashed up to a sort of thick puree)

One can also have a gherkin, pickled onion or pickled egg on the side if they so wish.

om nom nom nom

I love me some American cuisine.

>mushy peas

kill yourself my man

Good fucking god that looks delicious and I'm not even American

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Peas is a luxury when it comes to fish and chips.

>double low quality meat
>ruined veggies, very unhealthy
>low quality mush on top of that
>plastic shit you faggots call cheese on top

Wow. its just like every American dish.

What, no saveloy sausage? You fucking neanderthal.

I love beans upon toast you faggot

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who the fuck eats crumbed fish jesus christ
prefer lemon instead of vinegar though

Don't knock it till you try it fag. Its the best.

>fries
>reformed paste
fast food fries are not normal fries, nothing fast food is normal.
normal fries are cut from potatoes and seasoned after being taken from oil. they often have the skin of the potato still on them.

McD fries are "shoestring" fries.
thicker fries youre likely mentioning are just "fries" or are "classic fries"
the fries I mentioned are "hand cut" fries
wavy fries are "crinkle cut" fries
thick chunks of potato are "steak fries"
wedges of potato (cut simmilarly to apple slices) are "potato wedges"

>butterfly steaks from the backstraps of a deer you shot and butchered yourself
best

>2 hotdogs, meaty flaps and brown sauce

He said cuisine, not scat porn

Don't knock it 'till you've tried it.

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Kek yourself faggot
Heinze literally did not invent the baked bean.

Watching and reading about the Ryder cup, I'm amazed at how many times I've heard you morons call Europe a country this week...

>american
>using a berreta
thats not a Deagle brand Deagle in .50 African Exterminator

Yeah its better to have beans on pizza

That's just a dude that is dumping random shit on a hotdog. There is no name for that dish while Foster's is Australian for beer. What a floating turd of a nation you are.

Faggots,

I present you with the humble Ham and Cheese Toasty

this.

Think I might have beans on toast for breakfast because of this post.

Also that's an american claiming beans on toast to be our quisine

Don't knock beans on toast until you've tried it.

isn't chorizo put in the package raw?
I don't think he should be eating that

Fucking hell, that looks like it would give a heart attack.

Yum, tastier with a dollop of coleslaw on the side.

>not using pic related with cream cheese and sauteed onions
top pleb

You're speaking English right now retard.

HAHAHA they don't sell that in Murica, they made that shit for you

You guys are all eating Heinz beans, though. Don't deny it.

You are dumping an American canned good on top of toast and claiming it's British. Top kek.

Beans on toast is delicious. Even better in a toastie.

Poutine is also delicious but that particular picture of poutine looks disgusting.

Excuse me, is this place called fucking int ?

Might as well be now.

>American cuisine

I don't like Heinz Baked Beans. Pic related.

I laffed. Plz be my ai gf.

>Not realising flags was always going to cause this

jesus christ man are those lemons?

Better to be a floating turd than a country full of such lard arses that it causes the turd to sink

>implying a hotdog wrapped in cornbread and then deep fried is inferior to Heinz beanz--an American can good--dumped onto a piece of fucking toast

Top kek. Also, corn dogs are just carnival food. Most of you pig disgusting Brits don't even heat up the beans first. A lot of you guys just dump them on bread cold right out of the can. Don't deny this.

Whoever took that picture come here and I'll beat the crap out of you.

>and a diet coke please

You people are fucking stupid. Wasting your shill time eating. All you need is Boost. I drink 12 a day. My kidneys hurt. I'm fine though.

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Disgusting

10/10 post

What is this senpai?

Well played, old chap.

Deep fried and battered fish, often cod or haddock, the chips are as fat as wedges and not processed or battered.

We call the takeaways 'chip shops' and they usually sell as many kebabs and pies as they do fish. Chip shops are everywhere, often there are 2 or 3 on the same high street.

We have bakeries such as Gregg's which are also popular, selling savoury pastries like the Cornish pastie (meat, potato, veg in pastry)

No. People eat fries here but many takeaways offer a choice between chips and fries. Chip shops do not, they're always thick cut and unprocessed. Potato, knife, oil

underrated

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looks hardcore

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i remember living in Montreal
i'd be getting shitfaced til three in the morning and stopping by the greasiest 24 hour joint in town for literally a pound of poutine for 5$

absolute heaven.

pea covered in sandnigger cum.

Your womens must love this.

fucking delicious, and healthy. you probably would hate it because it doesn't contain the (((high fructose corn syrup))) you mart-sharters crave so much

BRANSTON FAKKIN BEANS.

THE -MANS- BEANS.

Princes Chicken Paste or GTFO

Beef is also acceptable.

peanut butter tastes like shit, how do I spice it up?

Shit post

>American "cuisine"

I don't know what that green shit is, but poutine looks like it would be so much better if you guys just added seasoned beef with it like in your pic related. Fries, brown gravy, and cheese just doesn't sound right without some sort of meat.

apparently the micks know how to do it proper.

youtube.com/watch?v=fZeGlm0wwao

britcucks rekt

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Thanks, baba!

That's not poutine. Those are carne asada fries, Mexican style. the green stuff is guacamole.

that is in fact an option at certain places. meat adds great substance to any potato dish for sure

Oh man, I just finished fapping.

wot the fuck m8? never seen that b4

I know that looks disgusting but I think that is definitely a great combination. Especially with Rye bread

Im fucking drooling

>a fucking gypsy

i dunno whose cuisine this is but its great hangover food

Would eat..

>Beans on bread

When will Brits pay for their crimes against humanity?

""""""""""""""""""""""Pizza"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>inb4 le spaghetti pizza mario xD
Fuck off

>(((high fructose corn syrup)))
kek someone brought some yank hersheys into my office this week, chocolate isnt supposed to taste like syrup ffs

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>Being a elitist cunt about pizza

American pizza is better than Italian toast with tomato sauce

dont lie

I'm pretty sure that's our take on it.

Skinheads on a raft are fucking ace mate

Yeah nah

No. American style fries not as popular here as in the US. It's a similar story on the continent, Spain is famous for patatas bravas, thick cubes of fried potato with a spicy sauce, in Belgium and Holland the variety of sauces at these chip-bar type places seems to be the hook, the chips are cut medium thick there. In Italy I don't think I ate chips once, anyone who does is damaged and should have stayed at home

American cuisine is shit their processed meat formed into a disc, or a loaf or whatever and served with thin cut fries that have 0 nutritional value, and you're laughing at our cuisine...

>implying hotdogs (made with mechanically seperated meat) are superior to anything.

Beans on toast is just stoner/lazy/student/welfare food.

Can I get burgers without buns?

kys m7

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>an elitist cunt
That's literally a frozen pizza you stupid jungle monkey. You know nothing.

deagle is memetic hollywood gun. no one who knows anything about guns owns a deagle. there's nothing wrong with a good ol' beretta. italian or not, half our cops use them and they make a fine gun. now that's a spicy meatball eh, mario

Disgusting. It's like brits can't cook other than ironically.

Walmart sells Cadbury's and it is just as bad as Hersey's. I don't know why you guys circlejerk about it so much. I'd take Swiss chocolate over anything either of us make.

Gawd dayumn

Sure.

>implying original pizza wasn't the food of poorest, which consist every leftover you could find

You turn, spaghetti pizza mario.

don't you mean a croque monsieur?

>burger without a bun
>essentially a very strange salad
why?

what the fuck? literally cum on peas on toast, get out

Beans on toast are actually pretty good, senpai. I make it with sunny side up eggs between the buttered toast and the Heinz (It MUST be Heinz) beans such that when I pour the beans on the eggs, the yokes burst. It's fucking great.

I unironically FUCKING LOVE POUTINE

>Be Italian
>See a post about pizza
>Instantly goes on a tantrum saying Italian pizza is the only true pizza and everything else is shit

Seen it too many times

Thanks, Baba!
Praise Kek.

>Hersheys
plastic taste, sickly
>Cadburys
weak taste, sickly after a bit
>Swiss/Belgian
the cum of god himself, could gorge on it for days

delet

Oh, thank you.
You can take away the fries too.

Absolutely fucking not, lad.

>not a single full english itt

Shameful, lads. Pic related: the breakfast God ate before commencing work on creation.

I'm fatty enough.
Lesser crbs is healthy.

>implying hotdogs (made with mechanically seperated meat)

Depends on the brand. Hebrew national hotdogs are available at any Walmart and it's 100% kosher (thanks Jews) and contains none of the byproducts, fillers, etc that are listed in your picture.

Is beans on toast really food to them or is this a joke? That looks like it would taste disgusting

cadbury's is just cheap supermarket chocolate, it makes sense to compare it to other cheap supermarket chocolate
i know thats a bit of a complicated concept for a yank

Don't knock it faggot. Our food actually taste good instead of being mostly tasteless fatty syrup-based shit.

In N Out burgers are highly overrated. They're not bad but I never understood why people make such a big deal about em.

Lol, finnish cucksine

fugg do want

Lose the ethnically ambiguous broad, though. My dick is not impressed by her.

I guess you can, if you want to miss the entire point of a burger

Low carb fag spotted. Here you go.

I do that to avoid the extra carbs. I wrap the burger in lettuce instead of a bun and avoid ketchup/BBQ sauce.

One of the only good things about living in the southwest.

Is that beans on a ceramic bathroom tile or what?

So much bread. Mushrooms without sauce. Eggs look so dry. No meat. Go fuck yourself, even the american breakfast is better.

What's wrong with that meat?
Predtors eat their prey almost whole.
It's like you're against liver, heart and other stuff.

>trusting Jews

Read the packet m8, chocolate flavoured. Hershey's aren't allowed to say chocolate, because technically its not

>TFW Americas most popular brand of chocolate is barely chocolate

3rd world country who's citizens are convinced they're the world leaders because that's what their president tells them. Like a big north korea

The tastiest burger below $5 price. Prove me wrong.

I sure hope it's not tilebro's jizz

>Better than American """"""""regulations""""""" forcing processed corn syrup and chemicals into everything while banning pic related

They're made with fresh, never frozen ingredients. All the veggies are prepped in-store. You can taste the difference. They BTFO most other burger chains desu

->
Anyway, thanks.

The Cadbury sold in America is made there, out of the same wanky rotten-milk chocolate everyone else uses.

Import some proper Dairy Milk from Britain OH WAIT YOU CAN'T because Kraft sued all the small importers out of business.

It's not beans. The bottom layer is sort of soft cheese and the "beans" are cloudberries. This is probably a dessert.

>Foster's is Australian

kek. you retard

Who needs sauce when you've got plum tomatoes there and the yoke from the egg obviously. Are you fucking stupid or something?

also the bacon and sausage is clearly under that mountain of golden crispy toast.

Americans love to sue here, so they would have been shekel shoahed into oblivion with such bold claims on their packaging not being factual.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You want some of this mämmi bro?

You're insulting french cuisine lad !

Croque-monsieur is with fromage on top and bechamelle.

That... Is good.

I left /ck/ because of you assholes.

THANKS BABA

>even the american breakfast is better he said

Low test af m90

you forgot to turn on your proxy

It's cheap for the quality desu

You guys literally eat the same Cadbury's that we do. You can even read on Jewoogle where delusional Brits are claiming that the recipe was changed after Kraft bought them while a few others claimed that they tasted no difference. Jewoogle will lead you to a Reddit thread where Brits were having a meltdown a few years ago.

14 kg to go until I can eat this shit again.

What is it Jezza?

> Oven-cooked cheese that squeaks when you bite into it. Best served hot with cloudberry jam

Absolutely fucking inedible.

Here's some more finnish """"""cuisine"""""

If that isn't chocolate I'm worried.

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I kinda want to eat this, but there is too much cheese for my own good.

>also the bacon and sausage is clearly under that mountain of golden crispy toast.
Hahhah.
>Bu-bu-but there is meat yes it is right under the crispy toast i-i-i-it's just not visible there you see?

oh user..

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See, now you're getting it Finbro

Looks like something you make when you're out of regular food so you have to combine some into an ungodly concoction

>sausage used as a breakwater
Alan Partridge would be proud

>American cuisine

Why do you Americans insist on calling chips 'fries' and crisps 'chips'?

>Autistic German cannot detect bantz

Literally the only part of California culture besides Fry's electronics that isn't terminal cancer

>a fat retard argues with his colonial overlord about their culture
Kill yourself, melting pot.

Beans on toast is one of my lazy monday meal treats. It's the shit.

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There are a shit load of brands here mate. British brands with British names like branston. HP, named for the houses of parliament, proud British brands

>heil heinze

Kek has spoken

Brits no longer scarf down barf

>he even remembered the black pudding.

>living in Montreal
Eating Mexiamerican food

Baked beans on toast, god tier breakfast food

They are a colony of their former colony, you moron. They even make up excuses to fight our wars for us.

it's the quality of milk that's used, american cadburys tastes like garbage

Thanks Baba.

Here we use the British name for fries and the American name for crisps, so we call both 'chips'. It can lead to some confusion.

Cheese with berry jam

Its battered fish fried in beef fat if done correctly. The chips are fried in the same. Add salt and vinegar just to finish it off and a scoop of mushy peas is the icing on the cake.

>an insignificant pole makes a post

>one can also have a gherkin or a pickled onion or a pickled egg on the side

Who does this? Why do you Brits always have to ruin perfectly good food?

>Cheese with berry jam

I...uh... I'm literally shaking right now.