He doesn't have a shrine in his house to praise the Dark Lord of Chaos and Destruction, Kek

>2016
>worshipping a dead kike on a stick
Worship Kek not Kike

Praise Kek

My Kek avatar is from China.

He sits by my laptop and protects me from shills.

Praise Him.

>Jesus Christ

Kek restored my faith in Christ.

If kek is real, so is our guy.

Soon

Carved wood. Is he the three legged one?

w456i90werhtghosgfui OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love you all very much. PRAISE BE!

Join the religion of Kek.
Make it official and recognized.
Then anyone opposed to Kek is a racist, xenophobic bigot because reasons.
Praise Kek.

They are amazing. I am very intrigued.

Indeed

Ah brilliant. There you have Jin Chan (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jin_Chan). Jin Chan is the Chinese manifestation of Kek.

Jin is often depicted alongside Liu Haichan (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liu_Haichan).

Wish I could get a hold of one, want to try casting them.

Soon...

As soon as you mentioned three legs I looked it up. I find it particularly ticklish that he has Chan in his name. It was a gift from a friend who went to China to visit relatives and is very dear to me.

I just want proof that Kek is real.

youtube.com/watch?v=A_QQl7Rf8iA

Have you seen the one where Kek manifests as a poltergeist and fucks with Hillary's camera feed?

What the fuck

I'm a believer now

So you offer your own blood?

>find it particularly ticklish that he has Chan in his name

Heh nice didn't catch that.

>It was a gift from a friend who went to China to visit relatives and is very dear to me.

Nice that it came from a meaningful source. It is an important and historical part of Chinese/Kek culture.

I honestly believe that Cred Forums users worldwide putting frog avatars by their computers is achieving more that /x/ could ever dream of.

Is there an image of just the hieroglyphs or some other symbol for Kek? Can't get the statue itself but want to praise him anyway.

It certainly has grown very well. I got into Kekology within it's first couple of weeks on this board (when Cred Forums mods were trying to nuke every kek thread, I actually got banned for Kek posting several times), watching it grow like this (to the point where presidential candidates and leftists alike are fearful of it and it is a mainstream talking point worldwide) is truly something to behold.

ill buy one for £100?

I plan on carving my own from a bar of green soap.

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you know thats not keks hieroglyphs btw.

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shitposter at his computer posting memes, the dna of the soul

Shadilay brother

Mine's Chinese

Because the shrine is in my head, in my heart, and in my balls. Stop telling me how to worship chaos gods, you slimy Anglo fuck.

The one on amazon for sale was up for $911.01, and now $1,108.16.

Ah, another Jin Chan. Good stuff gentleman.

You have been visited by the Chinese Frog of Kek.

Good Fortune and Noodles will come to you...

But only if you post Praise Him in this thread.

should i get this kek

Praise Chinese frog of Kek.

Yes, that is the Chinese manifestation of Kek. Jin Chan. (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jin_Chan)

As long as you imbue it with meaning, it will suffice. We are connecting a network of psychic energy.

I'm only halfway joking.

youtube.com/watch?v=oYp5XuGYqqY

What a killjoy.

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Praise kek

>hurr durr muh cartoon frog meme xD

>hurr durr praise kek

You have to be 18 to post here.

Love it.

Kek is affecting world events now. This type of heresy is no longer even plausible.

This is how religions start, man. Buckle in.

PRAISE KEK
youtube.com/watch?v=YYr6YAu5FsY

is it worth it?

this.
Anyone over 18 into this kek autism should off themselves

l-lewd

PRAISE KEK!

Closest thing to Kek I have.

How is having a Kek statue any different that having a cross?

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I like it. Kek is king.

Mine was made by natives in South America.
Keks influence is great.

Religious people are fucking retarded too.

>hurr fairy tales hurr
>omnipotent bearded man in the sky hurr

I have a shit ton of junk silver, especially old swedish silver coins, and have a few silversmith friends. Should I do it?

The magik would be pretty potent with all that cuck coin destroyed in the process.

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>fedora education

Where do I buy them op

>rain of frogs
>reign of frogs
Trump will win

Praise the Chinese Frog of Kek

Kek will defeat the Jews where Christ failed.

>Savior of the White race
The religion that brought us egalitarianism. Sure thing Christcuck.

Hey Cred Forums...

Shadilay.

...You doin anything tonight?

Dashing ladies man.

aliexpress.com/wholesale?catId=0&initiative_id=SB_20161001051347&SearchText=frog statue

here you go chaps

...what's wrong honey? A this too hot for you?

Ribbit

>praising moloch

I got my own thing going on but you keep kekin hard senpai

THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=jG2C8zNya94

>moloch

>Savior of the White race
Mormon please go.

Cum on her face, I like it.

I have two frogs in my tank with snail and betta fish, fuck off smalltime, there's House of Kek in my home.

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Thats actually a statue of heket though

oooo

i will make one if trumps wins the election

M-maybe Kek can be my gf tonight?

You have to make one to HELP him win, silly.

>conditional worship

You will not be rewarded.

PRAISE KEK!

Cant we just order these statuettes in bulk from China? We could make a kickstarter and place an order from some sweatshop creating crap like this, what would it cost... 5 $ per piece including transport?

WITNESS ME

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Hearty Kek at that image.

>tfw you saw the first Kek thread and thought nothing of it

kek

>jin Cred Forums

Praise Kek

Ah yes.

Kek has blessed Britain with Brexit and needs Trump to be complete. We will wake up the Western World.

That's beautiful.

Slightly jelly.

It's all very weird

>Shadilay Instrumental Version
>Frog
>Runtime: 5:55
>Produced by ASS ART
*noted it is short for assistant, though keeping with the poo poo pee pee theme
>Lyrical version of the song is relevant to KEK

The kek mainifestation
The symbol, the frog
www.kek.jp
>HIGH ENERGY particle accelerator
>Slideshow on the front
>Says KEK will advance the understand of the universe
>Unveil the mysteries of matter and life

Trump telling everyone to watch someones sex tape recently.
>the uploaded video is on youporn
>was uploaded 9 months ago
>by pepe1989

It's just Egregore again, like Ebola-chan and Winter-chan.

I want to believe

For those interested in the occult, one of the big things about is synchronicities.

Peter Levenda is an occult researcher and has some interesting things to say about coincedences, just makes the whole thing much more spooky.

youtube.com/watch?v=z0Ux5o64oQ0

Anyway shadilay brothers, shadilay.

I talked to someone who has a furnace for metal work. Maybe I will cast a kek statue for keks.

I totally buy this from personal experience:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synchronicity

Will watch the video later, thanks.