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Why are vibrators and dildos socially acceptable for women, but there is still a stigma that only NEET virgins use male sex toys?

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Feminist

because women can't have orgasms

Onaholes are a miracle of the universe.

Because women are solipsist demons and men are disposable slaves.

Feminism and Gynocentrism.

Women are oppressed and protected at the same time yet are strong independent women.

Dildos are for strong, empowered women who stand up against the patriarchy
For men, it's only for losers who couldn't get a gf

Vibrators and dildos can be enjoyed by all genders and sexes. They're more inclusive.

Because women cannot reach too far inside their vagina but a man can beat his dick without much of a hitch.

I would never buy one, only whores buy sex toys.

Because women must be free to do whatever they want without men but men can't be allowed to be free of women since women make minority of money in society but spend the majority.

>Implying the orgasm achieved with your hand is comparable to one with an onahole

I'm married and I just got my ZXY. its Fucking amazing. Hard to hide from the wife though

>ZXY
It is so much better than a fleshlight.

>men are disposable slaves

lol, no only losers

Who gives a shit?
Masturbation is a sin

KYS fag, nobody cares about your imaginary religion, people do what they like.

I have a milf that I use as a onahole. I use her, then leave. A relationship of nothing but sex. I guess she also uses me as a human dildo, but what do I care?

I'm genuinely curious how it compares to real pussy though?

which onahole does Cred Forums use?

pic related is mine

not much different if you put it in hot water.

My top 3 have to be the Lolinco, Vacuum Witch, and the Puni Ana DX

Do those things feel like real vaginas? Honestly.

I just bought the cheapest one on ebay. it was $8 including postage. i didnt want to pay too much in case they were shit.

Because a fake dick is not the same thing as fake vagina, if you wanted to compare them you would have to compare some kind of personal ATM to ona-hole.

The only thing missing for me is the warmth of a human body. It's way Better than I initially imagined it would be, worth every penny. Clean up is a breeze, it's stretchy enough that you just flip the whole thing inside out.

because women are butthurt that guys would rather pay 10-60 dollars for a onahole than waste so much time and money to MAYBE get some pussy

if you fuck it long enough it heats up a bit lol

or use the onahole warmer

THAT ROASTIE. AFFF
WOULD NOT FUCK THAT.
LOOK AT THEM BEEF COUTRAINS FROM ALL THE COC RIDING.

japan really are inventive when it comes to loneliness. dog bless.

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>3 kids from 5 dads

wat

My ex thought it was hot, i'm not sure what you guys are talking about.

Women need help to achieve an orgasm as they don't have the imaginative capabilities of men, putting a rubber facsimile on your old fella seems pretty stupid to most men who can rub one out with a memory.

>Why are vibrators and dildos socially acceptable for women
they arent

Because feminists are afraid the one powerhold they have over men will be taken away.

Evidence? Look at how enraged feminists are at the thought of sexbots.

china just invented a way to have 3 genetic donors for 1 child.

Only the purest.

Because she doesn't know which is the lad but leeches off them like they were

How could anybody know?

They're not.

>Why are vibrators and dildos socially acceptable for women,
Barely.
>but there is still a stigma that only NEET virgins use male sex toys?
Because 99% of people that use them are NEET virgins.

Fucking faggot, kill yourself

>he wouldn't fuck webm related

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The last amazing feeling one I used was pic related. The other ones I've used felt alright but nothing compared to the Onacon. Plus you could fuck your 2d waifu in 3d custom girl with it.

how would you rate it?

I should really start checking out how to hook these things up with VR

Would it be acceptable if I purchased one of these because my long-time girlfriend will be overseas for a year?

Only for you Hans.

>c-c-can I pp-put it i-in y-you?
>a-are yo-you enjoying it?
>a-am I g-going t-too f-fast?

Why do you think only like 1 in 10 Achmed rapes gets reported?

she will fuck some other dude anyway, might as well get a real whore for that year

I have yet to find a woman with a libido that can match my own.
If I don't get off once a day, I get aggressive and bummed out.
My current GF used to fuck me every day, but now it's just every 3rd. I bought a fleshlight that I have to hide(she caught me using it once and got mad jealous)
Why are women envious of inanimate objects?
It's not like we poopoo on their gigantic black dildos expanding their cavernous birth canals. online

We've been together for 6-7 years now and we went to different colleges. If she was going to cheat on me, she would have already.

have you never given your girl an orgasm?

Sure, but not all males want to stick anything up their ass except a doctor's finger when they turn 40.

user, I have some bad news

she probably already did, probably even with several different guys through the years.

Magic eyes cololico

Bear in mind it's my first and only experience with these, but it's a 10/10.

I don't know. Part of me feels like this is superfluous. Like women lite candles and draw a bath and take out their dumb fucking cunt toys and its this whole thing.

For a man. Just grab it and jack it if you need too. Id feel like a fucking bitch fumbling around with rubber toys. Its just not masculine in my opinion.

If you're at the stage where you need to buy rubber vaginas or torsos or sex dolls then hit the fuckin gym or call a prostitute faggot .

MALE sex TOYS.

say that shit out loud. Its kinda embarrassing sounding TBQHFAM.

I mean I could be wrong here. I could be close minded but It just seems/sound ridiculous to me.

VR could bring jacking off to a whole new level. I'm interested to see where that goes....

I guess there is certainly a double standard as far as sex toys go but honestly who cares. Its about females feeling threatened. Their cunts (not their personalities) are their most valuable asset. If a man could be equally content with some vibrating robot then they hate that and want to belittle men who do it. Out of fear mind you. Me I never give/gave 2 fucks about a bitch with a dildo. The reality is it might get them off but its not what they want ultimately. Its impersonal and as far as sexuality goes women want personal. Never forget that WE make life possible. In the future they will be able to incubate children but they will not be able to create sperm out of thin air. Its men who actually carry the spark of life. Women are beta and exist to carry it.

Rambling sorry

>the cuck meme

I'm sorry you people decide to go after club sluts and then are surprised when they cheat on you. Be aware, though, that not all women are destined to suck another man's dick, regardless of how appealing that sounds to your repressed cuckold fantasies.

A lie perpetrated by the catholic church and the jews who gladly cut off nerve-endings on newborn non-jewish babies with glee.

not one mention of tenga flip?

Oh boy. Hans I...

>Why are women envious of inanimate objects?
Maybe because they think being animate makes them a better object

>we went to different colleges

They're not socially accepted here

we have hookers.

Because women are sex objects and they know it. If you're fucking a rubber onahole instead of a real one you're doing it wrong.

she is just acting in front of you, sure to some degree she will care about you and like you but once a better looking guy steps in sight this is all being pushed into the background.
especially in long term relationships where you're out of sight, if she is attractive it takes like 1 minute for her just standing around until some guy trys his luck.

Sex toys are 100% degenerate.

But would she give me children?

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This

As a straight guy, I gotta say that a dildo up the ass feels good.

Get my gf to peg me.

>wanting children from a JAV pornstar

cmon dude

what are you trying to tell us?

Because it's true, only beta neets use male sex toys.

And if she actually cares about you she'll ignore him. You know how men are about sex - do you think that every man in the world will immediately cheat on his girlfriend? Of course not. Then why would every woman in the world immediately cheat on her boyfriend when given the opportunity?

I'm sure you guys have had experiences that reinforce these beliefs, but like I said, when you go after club girls and such you've got to expect this sort of behavior.

we the males are the reason, we keep saying is a shame for a guy having /enjoying this stuff, we are sometimes our own enemy is like we need to live only for pleasure woman, like the value of a man is only the value a woman want to give

It looks very convenient for cleaning, but apparently doesn't feel as nice as some of the higher rated holes.

I find the thin $10 holes from banggood to feel heavenly, rolled in a towel for mass. And for convenient cleaning they can be turned inside-out in the morning shower. And left inside-out for total drying in a drawer with no worries about them stretching out of shape, becuse ether are thin.

you have hands, dude, just use those

BECAUSE WOMEN CAN'T COMPETE WITH A POCKET-PUSSY!

If JAV mothered your child you could easily win custody in court AND you'd probably get some good child support. Live like a real black woman

Woman think with feelings, what do you think makes them cheat? woman go through a lot of mental gymnastics to justify their behavior.
It has nothing to do with club sluts, every woman is like that.
The religous one wearing a cross are the biggest degenrates of them all btw

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ID HIGHLY RECOMMENDED. I use it once or twice a week when the gf isnt in the mood or such. It's life sized, texture is real and those of you who have touched a womans insides will know. I just run hit water through it to warm it up. Then I read harem animu and its amazing. Kind of big and hard to hide but worth it.So worth it.

The majority of nerve endings are three inches from the opening to the vaginal canal. I.e. You don't have to reach the back of the vagina to give her mind blowing orgasms. Hell the graffenberg spot is only a few inches in

>stigma

How there can be stigma if you don't bring it up in public? And if you do why the fuck are you talking about sex toys with normies?

But to answer your question: Feminism 2016
Everything a man does is wrong.
Everything a woman does is right.

Not the same bro. An orgasm where you are using your whole body affects your whole body. And the way it groups you its different. You have to experience for yourself

Asserts without elucidating

Why do you think they are not the same?

>For a man. Just grab it and jack it if you need too. Id feel like a fucking bitch fumbling around with rubber toys. Its just not masculine in my opinion.

>If you're at the stage where you need to buy rubber vaginas or torsos or sex dolls then hit the fuckin gym or call a prostitute faggot .

This. If you're bitching about double standards when measuring to women's dildos, you autism is beyond salvage.

>100% guarantee against complaining. If this artifical vagina EVER complains about anything, we'll offer a full refund. Must provide us video evidence though!
Fucking kek

This is extremely hard to do, even in really egalitarian courts like my own.
Women have so much power in the court system that she would have to be severely mentally ill and abuse towards her children to lose the right to keep them.
My brother has to pay around 400USD per month for his daughter in childsupport. He has to do that for 18 years, even though he has split coustody over her.
That's peanuts compared to the hell Americans have to go through(income based, spousal support)

Because women fear replacement. Men ultimately know they keep the lights on.
Men also value strength, and this looks like defeatism.

MY SIDES

I-I can't buy that

I've made a prostitute squirt

Does that mean I am good?

>I've made a prostitute squirt
That means she's incontinent

He can't even give his girl an orgasm. Sad!

Why has no one answered this question properly?

Because women are like the wizard of oz, and if you fuck an onahole it tears back the veil.

>Ohhh.. I can go do shit without spending money on you. Cool, later!

Whereas of course its okay for women to use dildos. Because men exist soley to be tools for womens fulfilment.

They fixed it about 5 months ago, I was worried but they shipped it unmarked cardboard. It was amazons fault. Btw greentext story
>be me
>night after ordering gf comes over and I try to get things started.
>she turns over and starts crying
>user I can see that you jacked it last night
>starts crying
>makes me feel like inadequate
>give her hug and explain that I have needs and im not cheating on her
>just taking care of them when she can't or isnt in mood
>think to myself about sex toy scheduled for delivery in 3 days

>>mfw I try to remember the acronym so I can google the thing and all I can remember is KYS

>squirt
user [spoiler] you probably popped a gonorrhea postule [/spoiler]

It means you paid extra.

I have a gf and i still have a silicone fuckable ass

why you gotta shit on my dream, yo

Holy fuck
I had the same problem with my Ride Hard Vacuum Nurse
Came from nipland with the label 'silicon cup'

It is not the issue where the majority of nerve endings is. A man doesn't want only the head of his penis stimulated; he wants the whole penis stimulated, and women are no different.
There is an arch-shaped pocket around the cervix called the fornix. Hitting that gives the woman the feeling that she is being filled up, and most women who can orgasm from intercourse, get their blast-off sequence triggered by that sensation.
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news...

What the fuck gave away you had masturbated the night prior? Pile of tissues next to an industrial bottle of lube? Stained cumrag on the floor by your bed?

Vibrators were originally patented as medical devices to "calm women down". Maybe because of that?

>Have makeup sex
>next day wakeup and go to work
>gf sleeps in at my apartment doesnt have work until later
>at work get notification that package was delivered at 9:04 am
>areyoufuckingkiddingme.tif
>packages was scheduled for 3 days from now
>they never deliver in morning always at afternoon
>says they left it in "front porch" of my apartment whatever the fuck that means
>worried about marked box
>gf doesnt text back when I say goodmorning
>rush home at lunch
>r.panic
>run through scenarios
>no way she left before they delivered
>likely looked at box markings if she received the package
>unknown from reviews if it was gonna say
> run up steps to apartment
>open door
> gf woke up by noise
>scan for box
>she asks why im home
>say to give hug and have lunch at home
>relief.pdf
>run down while shes getting dressed, box is in lobby about the size of a desktop full sized case.
>examine box
>no markings
>run box out to trunk of car
>im in the clear
>go back to work
>after work get home and fuck my new toy for 2 hours
>came buckets

Because sex is literally the only value most women have these days.

Forcing a negative social stigma on male pleasure tricks men into lowering their standards or fucking before marriage which creates huge advantage for women who can then have a child and collect government money and alimony, or at the very least fool men into a purely sexual, open relationship.

Your duty as a man is to find a caring partner with whom you can form a strong family unit with. Masturbators are useful for holding you over while the media bombards you with sexual propaganda

Couple of tissues on floor, lotion behind bed

Women get upset that their boyfriends masturbate? What the fuck am I reading?

Lotion for masturbation what the fuck?

I often have the thought to buy a sex toy like that (25 and still no gf...) but I'm still at my parents' place and I don't want my mother or father to take the package.

It's a circumcised thing.

because it's easy for women to get sex and not an achievement

>Puni Ana DX
How are they compared to Vacuum Witch? I was thinking about getting this.

has anyone on earth actually bought this

youtube.com/watch?v=fyC9tb_x6hw

What you dryhandle your hotdog? Am circumcised but thats not why...
Some women I guess

scathing

That makes sense
>Women using dildos is seen as good because that way they aren't being whores
>Men using sex toys stems from an inability to get sex
For men it's a weakness, for women it's almost a virtue

>invites gf over for sex
>doesnt throw away day-old cum-filled kleenex that you left on the floor
What the fuck is wrong with you

My last gf would ask to watch me masturbate on video chat when we were separated and her eyes would light up when I came. She was so happy when I told her I thought of her while jerking it before the video calls became a thing.

I honestly don't get it, if they can have a dildo and use it why can't the dude jack off?

they maybe could've gotten someone more attractive to do this video.

my sides

because if you shame a woman for anything you are living in your mom's basement and jerk off to futa tentacle hentai

Probably a sign of manic depression, but I can't stop laughing at this pic.

>"Yes she uses dildos and vibrators just shows how much of an independent strong woman she is. You go girl!"

>"Oh my he uses fleshlights and sexdolls, how pathetic, such a loser who certainly think women are just sexual devices."

Does fleshlight feels better? Be honest.

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BULL

WORM

> Why are women envious of inanimate objects?

because she can't control you through sex then

>her eyes would light up when I came.
>She was so happy when I told her I thought of her while jerking it

This is how you know you found someone who will do basically anything with you in bed.

Small penis confirmed.
Mine is 17cm long and I do have a circumfence of 16cm. Makes my girlfriend cum really hard.

lube is better but yes most of the time dry

onahole+onatsuyu pussy love juicy lotion=best thing ever when you cant get laid.

lol, should we tell him?

>underage: the post

That was cringe as fuck

>checks flag

sounds about right

>tfw you will never have a circumfence that will fill your gf

IIRC this picture is from your country. there's no kinkshaming on the internet, we're all disgusting perverts.

Idk. parade around in the street with them till they are the norm faggot. Your cause is degenerate to me. kys

That one guy in the comments did, turns out the app doesn't work

I spend the night at her place some nights. Jacked it, slept, went to work met me as I came home, saw them. Lesson learned

Puni will most likely be my second purchase

kek

this is a good and true post.

male sex toys are beyond pathetic.

>it's fucking six and a half inches

Topkek

Women who are size queens are basically failures. Save for those who are suffering from micropenis, the only reason you would have length issues is due to the woman having a huge gunt.

And as far as girth goes again, save for extreme cases, the only reason it would ever be an issue is due to gaped out, weak vaginal muscles.

>waah muh penis isn't as big as the porno

Solution: Don't fuck fat lazy bitches.

For the same reason that women who sleep around are sluts and men that sleep around are alphas. Mens biological goal is to spread their seed as much as possible so jerking off with a male sex toy is the complete reverse of that. Women masturbating with a dildo is acceptable because they are expected to be choosy with who they sleep with.

Tenga flip hole black, Vortex Fleshlight.

In case you haven't noticed the sexual revolution is about sexual freedom for women not men.

This looks like a fucking iron maiden for your cock. Moving parts wtf?

my Dad had one those kissing practicing machines in his bottom drawer

I used to sneak it out when he was at work and practicing my French kissing

got pretty good at it even with a girl IRL

Yes, call a prostitute every time you need to just blow a load. That makes a lot of sense. I apologize that I like to cum more than twice a week.

My hand is fine but why not make it better?

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Because Fucking an onahole looks perverted. I'd rather be caught fucking a flashlight like a normal person

They're both for whores.

Your problem is being a degenerate when you have nothing to offer.

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>kissing practice machine
Top kek.

It flips open for cleaning, everything is soft and rubs you the right way. Fully closed, it sucks as well and the "buttons" only squeeze your dick in spots to control the feel.

>over 6 inches in girth
>literally top 0.1%
Women love this, BTFO with your pencil dick

what is the depth of these? doesn't it run the risk of damaging your banjo string?

what is this? a thread for losers?

Heh nice one user, practice makes perfect.

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post dick pic with scale you wimpy cunt.

user...

>tfw just over 6" girth
>tfw only 7" length
>tfw 6'6", so it still looks small on my body and in my hand

post picture of your dick or no ones going to blieve you. youve sold your self down this river and now its time to pay the jew. betting youre cut though. your posting style is very non-swiss

you fucking lucky sob

They're semi detached balls, so they move around a little bit more. This thing feels fucking amazing, trust me user. However it is extremely messy and loud.

This is why we need afd.

I got it because it had the little bumps in it, which makes it a bit too stimulating honestly.

mine's red

>Purchasing a sex toy when you can just shove some saran wrap into a roll of paper towels and put some coconut oil in there and Microwave it for 12 seconds (not 30 it burns) and then shove it between some pillows and fuck it.

>He fits inside a roll of paper towels

Slim dick fags must hate themselves

What the fuck???

>my Dad had one those kissing practicing machines in his bottom drawer

>I used to sneak it out when he was at work and practicing my French kissing.


You do realize that your father must have used it, right?

what the fuck nigger

Mine

Because if you're man you can easily find a hooker, pay her some bucks and have sex. I don't see any point in these toys in light of this fact.

For a woman it is not socially acceptable to pay some one for sex and most of them value their vagina to high so they couldn't just have sex w/someone random and they use these toys. Also for a woman it is more complicated to achieve orgasm even if she has some one to have sex with, because her partner can have small dick or finish to quickly or whatever.

7" length is not bad bro, I can hit er cervix while she feels like she has a warm log in her pussy. It makes her crazy. It looks massive on my trained 6.1" body.

>roastie version
user...

I'd love to get a fleshlight.

Girls only like outgoing and muscular guys. Shy and average guys have pretty much no chance of getting laid without having to pay for it. It's extremely unfortunate and depressing to think about.

Is it opposite day? I would have guessed that it was the Indian with the kissing practicing machines.

p.s. someone on Cred Forums just told me that kissing practicing machines are a thing

LOL what's the matter you insecure cucks.
I'm a real man. I carry a 7 inch dildo everywhere I go. Nothing like getting a prostate orgasm in the middle of workday.

Never had a girl complain, just don't like the proportions in a mirror

>all the anglocuck units

Stop posting with my flag you underage cunt

The oil breaks everything down and the card board just gets fuck out of the roll

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also this,
my 17cm length is still very much above average. So coupled with my girth I got lucky in the gene lottery.

enjoy your fecal incontinence

Why the fuck does that look like a baby's torso with an adult-size vagina?
Do they make shit just for pedos? Burn in hell, predator

it costs more to buy that every time you wanna fuck than to buy an onahole once you fucking retard.

You mean, your Templar conspirators' flag?

Made me laugh.
Jesus died for our sins, though, so any rules set pre-Jesus are null and void.

the word "warm log" is something I would use to describe a turd, not a dick. though you are scandinavian so it just might be the same thing.

Bitch pls. What isn't socially acceptable nowadays? Having a fleshlight is not even comparable to putting your dick on a STD-ridden female. The price isn't comparable either. As isn't the comfyness. Fleshlights are frowned upon, and that just shows how our whole society is vag-centered, you can't get the prize without fighting for it amirite but women can have multiple horse dongs up their asses because that's freedom and whatnot.

Thats why you get married and you can throw out the paper towels and the microwave but keep the oil b/c coconut shrimp is delicious.

what a fucking mess that is. enjoy wrapping paper towels with plastic wrap, smearing coconut oil all over your dick, microwaving it and then jamming that hot peice of shit between two random pills. Disgusting faggot

Ya'll are so funny

>7 inch dick on 6.1 inch body

No wonder it looks so huge, damn.

For future reference, we use ' to denote feet. 6'1" would be 6 foot 1 inches.

There is no pedo you paranoid Fuck. It's modeled after Chinese porn star zhang xiaou
This is the box

Well fuck the mirror man, girls know that you are a stud when they feel you. Remember their pussy size average is way smaller than your log. It's a great feeling isn't it? To know that her ex-bf's can't compare with you :)
I wasn't even sure that I had a big one until my first date exclaimed that she found it to be "massive", needless to say it boosted my selfconfidence and now I am quite the good fucker. Making women cum multiple times in a couple of minutes just makes them so much more easy to handle. It is what defines the alpha male. Because you don't need them, but they really crave you and your log.

But I'm a boy and have a big box full of dragon dildos and a few cocksleeves.

Is that still empowering?

>throwing out the microwave
you nuts?

Not used to " ' stuff, my height is 187 cm

Sure thing buddy.

Made me chuckle, here have a slap with my warm log britbong

>makes claim
>doesn't post proof
protip for newfags: this is how you spot bait, report and hide

>keep the oil b/c coconut shrimp is delicious.

>deep-frying in coconut oil
Optimal deep-fry temp is 375F
Coconut oil has a smoke point of 350F.

You can't cook, user. Don't serve your cancer to your guests

It really changes the way you eat I recommend it

This one desu

Underrated

If it smoke ill just throw water on it

Not that I don't use a regular gas heating stove, but ain't nothing wrong with using a microwave sometimes.

Do you think 7.5-8 inches is a good size? 6.25 inch girth too.

How much do these things even cost?

>There is no pedo you paranoid Fuck. It's modeled after Chinese porn star zhang xiaou
So, this woman's navel is 2 inches from her genitals? Average woman's navel is 7-9 inches from her genitals. Is this woman the world's smallest porn star, or is she a Chinese baby sex slave?

If the thing didn't have a navel, it wouldn't have rustled by jimmies; but you're fucking a plastic baby, dude
Throw it out now

>2016
>Believes everything women say
>Doesn't know that 70% or more don't cum from PiV and just simulate orgasms

I agree. People are so hyper aggressive in these threads; it's entertaining to post divisively or on the margins of decency and get called a nigger and a fag repeatedly. Goes well with coffee.

>coconut shrimp means you cook using coconut oil
You're an idiot. It's either fried shrimp that had coconut in the breading or fried shrimp with a coconut sauce on it, I've had it both ways. You don't know shit. about cooking.

>It really changes the way you eat I recommend it
Yeah...
A lot more of "Do I want to spend 15 minutes reheating this? Nah, fuckit. I'll eat it cold"

Becase a) you have a hand, b) men have better imaginations than women, and c) men are more self-reliant than women.

The fact that you even ask this question suggests that you may not be a man.

>Can't see if a woman fakes it.
BTFO hooker fucker

Could you guys recommend me one to buy?
Reminder that 1 dollar=1 gorillion reals, nothing over 30 bucks please.

Are you responding to me, or the guy who said he was frying coconut shrimp in coconut oil?

I don't like false (You)s

you paid money to get pissed on by a diseased whore

No shit, it's the delicious little crumblies but I'm not a fan of the sauce. I don't even own a deep fryer. This thread is Cred Forums tier so I'm treating it as such.

pretty thicc if you ask me, you should be fine with the girls

>men have better imaginations than women
Uhh, yeah. That's why visual porn is SO popular with women.
Stop saying dumb things

This.

Once you get an onahole there's no going back.

Fuck I'd almost say if it wasn't for the physical contact part I enjoy it more than actual sex.

>ZXY

What is that? Google says nothing

I'm not religious myself, but my understand was that the sin Jesus died for was the "Original sin" and his death isn't an excuse to sin in the future too.

If you were good, you wouldn't be bragging about paying for sex.

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Sorry to tell you, but your gf is mentally unstable. Either escape now, or commit yourself to nursing a crazy person.

Take it from a guy who had a gf with clinical depression

I don't see what one has to do with the other. Make the case for me, if your low-T brain can handle that much original thought.

because guys who don't get laid usually use the fleshlight. Dildos aren't really as common as womens magazines claim, it's mostly some batshit feminist who promote dildos as symbols of womens sexual freedom, which combined with comedy films, sex and the city etc makes it look like dildos were as common as toasters

Be happy with 7".

I got slightly above 8" and haven't found a chick willing to do anal because "no way its too big". anal virgin forever, feels bad man.

>people falling this old as fuck joke
The leddit invasion is real

Warm flesh light > real pussy, no joke.

The only thing that sucks is the cleanup.

Uh?
How does length have anything to do with being to big? Just don't put it in fully. Girth is a much bigger problem when doing anal. But some training, preperation and stretching combined with a decent lube will do the trick if your girl is a keeper.

Hey Texas friendo.

>tfw 6 inches in girth but less than 4 in length
Someone fucked up the measurements when they made mine.

>Make the case for me
Really, man?
A person with a vivid imagination doesn't require the assistance of visual (and audiovisual) aids; they can create the images and the scene in their head.
Women can do this bigtime. Most men cannot.

>your low-T brain
Alright, man... if it makes you feel better.

That's a dog vagina.

This is true. Dildos atte something of an inside joke among women. They're perceived as something that only fat girls use.

SOURCE: has had seks with women.

Because men are held to a higher standard than women, because everyone - on a deep, primal, intuitive level - understands that men are better, that more is and should be expected of them, and that they must strive for excellence in all matters in life.

This isn't a hard concept. Identifying these lame little double standards in an attempt to catch feminism or anything else with a "gotcha!" is retarded. It will not convince anybody, least of all feminists, because you cannot convince them. They already know the underlying truth of men being held to a higher standard, as exemplified here with sex toys, they just will not admit it to themselves. You can lead a horse to water, but you cannot make it drink. Likewise, you can flash truth in the face of a feminist, but you cannot make her see.

>Achmed rapes

are you a Canadian?

Has anyone tried to convert that into a soundwave and see if there is a secret message?

>tfw gf just wants to see you happy
One in a million, mate.
Having the same kind of a relationship right now, I'm her first, and so is she for me.
>tfw white, christian, great parents, smart, cute, plays good vidya

But I still really feel sorry for Europeans and their mooselim problems, Kek bless their poor souls.

>anal virgin forever, feels bad man.

>Wanting to have anal sex with a woman when she has a better hole an inch away
There are only three reasons a guy would want to stick his dick in a woman's butt:
>1. So he can brag about it to his buddies
>2. His dick is too small in girth to stretch a vagina
>3. He is a sicko who just wants poop on his dick

Which one is it, user?

Honestly it is better than having a slim dick. As people mentioned the G spot is quite close to the entrance, get the right angle and your girth will do the job. Meanwhile a guy with 4 inch circumfence and 8 length might not even be registered by the girl of having entered her lust cave yet.

Mine

The rise in visual porn consumption had tracked with a generational decrease in testosterone. Ergo, more testosterone means more imagination needed.

I guess I should have qualified my statement further. With the exception of millennial faggots, men have greater imaginations.

Congrats on winning the internet you pedantic, non-shaving nu-male.

>need sex toys
not when I masturbating like that

Jesus fucking christ Cred Forums please never change.

Some chicks dig it bro. And its an easy fetish to satisfie, cuz it can make you cum too. (Very tight)
Allthough you can get a brown dick.
If you make her cum she will do anything for you. That's how alpha males role.

Only in Isreal... And how the hell does toilet paper feel good rubbing against your circumcised cock?

that's because it would be too big to hold with one hand
use your brain man

>all these sex toys inside anime boxes

it's only in the top for the cum, so most of the feel comes from from more buttom part of the dick.
I don't feel the TP

>The rise in visual porn consumption had tracked with a generational decrease in testosterone.
Number one: correlation does not equal causation.
Number two: in the 1970s, porn was mainstream in a way that it has never been since, and anyone who knows the 70s will tell you that it was a testostorone-heavy humpfest.

fanfic writer in this thread

No, are you retarded?

They know their target audience

Why are these things themed off anime characters?

>Some chicks dig it bro.
And every one of those "some chicks" who digs it is a girl who hates her dad and is getting back at him

Beware: a girl who wants your dick in her butt is a woman who is broken inside

oh actually that is smart of you. go ahead and throw water on boiling oil. i've actually heard it adds a subtle flavour to your dishes.

It's legal in Canada to fuck animals
seeing as you're an apparent expert on dog genitalia I assumed you are from Canada

See
Also people are willing to throw money at something themed after their favorite characters. I like Megumeme and Rikka so this was a no brainer for me.

Will buy again/10

Clearly, he meant "delicious" in the "feels good, man" way. As in, he was telling us that he greases uncooked shrimp in coconut oil and stuffs them up his ass.

because it's sold in japan and japs like anime?

Do you have bodypillows as well?

I just did actually, it says "The Jews are behind the sex industry"

Is Japan the biggest exporter of sex toys?

Why wouldn't I? Do you not?

Any anecdotal evidence?

This is how it should be, and also why onaholes are pathetic

Please do not use the megumin for fucking.
Megumin is not for lewd.

Absolute madman

here's mine. it is the DirtyGardenGirl model.

does europe not have sex shops?

the last two masturbators I bought I walked into my neighborhood sex shop and bought one. The selection at the store isn't as good as shopping online, but you have it right away and you don't have to risk your roommate or gf signing for a package that is labeled "fleshlight" or something

my local store is owned and operated by some gay guys though, they obviously give no fucks... but I wouldn't be embarrassed if it were a woman clerk behind the counter.

Have you guys seen the movie Her?

That's going to be me someday... a lonely guy living alone, probably in some government/corporate provided home with a basic universal income. The days of working are practically none so i'll have all the free time in the world to contemplate reality.

Artificial intelligence will talk to me daily where she'll be my partner. And through virtual reality i'll have sex with her anywhere I desire, never having to worry about her cheating on me or demanding too much.

Not that I'm judging or anything, but have you ever had a girlfriend before?

Solid taste actually.

Japan approves.

I see they modeled that one after your mom's pussy.

Nice cap and guns but Megumin is a shit-tier waifu.

that feel when no bodypillow because my parents would throw me out of the house and no guns because it's impossible to get one legally

they don't sell such quality japanese stuff here, only cheap plastic dildos and some other crap

Dude it's meant to be handheld. It would be massive with realistic proportions.

Your putting too much thought into it

Because little boys are raised by women and they imply that woman are chaste and virtuous and you only realize the truth IE women are the biggest fuck pigs in the world who are basically"in heat" 305 days of the year. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing, but it leaves young guys wholly unprepared to deal with what they are going to face in the real world . They all want to fuck all the time, way more than men. Studies have shown sexually aroused women are nasty fuck pigs.

Where to buy these from? The fuckers are expensive and i don't wanna pay 60-80$ for one. Will the cheap ones from sites like Wish.com be good enough? Not circumsized, will this shit require lube still?

Your parents won't allow you to have a body pillow? Do you mean because he's anime themed?

Dude, just get a standard body pillow with nothing on it, and pretend it's your loved one. That's what I do before I cry myself to sleep every night.

toydemon.com/meiki-zhang-xiao-yu-choo-shuu-u-masturbator

One of the best rated. Don't think I could go back to my hand now

superior mobile version

Amazon has them I think

Yeah no my dude. No girl wants a 6" girth stuck in their butt. Lucky for me I don't listen to those girls and do it anyway. Only ever had one not talk to me after

Better that than Lars and the real girl.

my mom is the dirtygardengirl?

...

>Dude, just get a standard body pillow with nothing on it, and pretend it's your loved one.
i don't like pretending, i would rather have one with a print

>not for lewd
Yes she is.

Three. Each one being long term and the most recent being three years. I'm just kinda doing my own thing now and enjoying being single for the first time seven years.
I'm getting a Holo one soon.
>shit tier
Lies. But see above.
>tfw american living on my own
Doesn't get much better.

I got mine for $35 shipped so you don't have to spend $60+. You do need lube, you can get 17oz/500ml for about $15-20 which lasts for fucking ever. Probably like a year or 2.

Btw where did you bought that anime themed sex toy, internet?

I can only find titty mousepads and dakimakuras here at the nearest anime shop.

it always requires lube user, just buy an expensive one, it is a long term investment desu

Buy an extra long pillow and get a plain case. Then swap the cases out

Congrats on getting pissed on by a chick with a million diseases.

Shipping will be like 50$ to go to Denmark

This is the opposite for me, I hit triple digits by 21, and before I actually settled down I was around 30... but Im from a different generation when Men used to Rule this country, you cucks have ruined it for all of us.

J-list.

Funny you mention Holo.

She's my waifu and the there's a big 10th anniversary event tomorrow in Akiba with exclusive goods for sale. I'm getting a dakimakura of her that was drawn by the light novel Juu Ayakura himself.

Gonna be awesome.

>has a six inch dick
>tells others they have small Penis


All of my ducking sides are now in orbit

oh. What about the UK's Amazon?
amazon.co.uk/

Jelly. I'm getting a chink ripoff.

>JUST SHIP ALREADY

Will have to look into it i guess

Thanks user, I plan buying one.

Anyone has webms about those virtual sex machines?

I love you user

That thing looks like a nightmare to clean.

its takes more for a woman to get off that it does for a man

>Number one: correlation does not equal causation.
I remember my first semester in college too.

>Number two: in the 1970s, porn was mainstream in a way that it has never been since...
You're telling me that at any given moment in the 70s, millions of American men were visiting porn theaters daily to jerk off to 30 different films simultaneously? If so, there had to have been thousands upon thousands of porn theaters across America to keep up with the demand. Where did they go? Surely any given snapshot taken in the 70s would have a porn theater in the back ground to deliver the scale of inventory you suggest was consumed.

The quantitative silliness in this statement ha me wondering if you'll actual pass that intro to stats class you're taking.

because women don't have to clean semen out of it in shame

I want to have sex one day so badly. There's no hope for me though. This is the closest I'll ever come.

ever the saddest part of any wank. glad I do that before I take a bath.

Actually, it's modeled after a sheep vagina. Good effort though.

gross and gay

It flips totally inside out. Easy peasy

It's also because of xenorestrogens

The mix of semen and lube smell is honestly the worst part for me.

>If it smoke ill just throw water on it

>throwing water on boiling oil

:^)

The market adjusts for refugees

what? you wash it in the sink, leave it on the side to dry then slip into a nice warm bath to get clean with minimal shame.

But they have to clean semen out of themselves in shame.

>Projecting this much.

Capitalism truly is amazing.

lel'd

Can i use this shit without lube? Cause i've never used lube before.

literally laughed out loud, good one

559

Venus Clone Soft. Shit feels so good.

Please don't buy from jew-list. At least go to en-nls

>en-nls

Do they have any shipping restrictions?

Don't know what restrictions you mean, but when you order you can tell them to name the package as something else and if you think the box is too risky ask for them to remove it before shipping it out.

Being aggressive is a GOOD thing.

I started doing no fap, I am going to use all this rage to lift and to try and be less anxious.