Happy Birthday Cred Forums

To celebrate the birth of the most intelligent message board on the planet, I took my wife out to dinner last night.

We had bourbon and pick related. 4 piece cast iron skilled fried chicken and bacon whipped potatoes with haricot verts. It was excellent

Happy Birthday Cred Forums!!

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nigger

>eating at the bar

This

And getting chicken or anything you have to eat with your hands can be awkward (except sandwiches). This is my autism.

>anything you have to eat with your hands

the only real food

Looks like garbage, desu.

You ate some cheap bar food that will help with your coming heart attack. Why would you even brag about this?

The photo is off tripadvisor from a Kentucky bar anyway. Why are you so virginal, autistic, and homosexual? Why is Cred Forums the most retarded board on the Internet?

Most middle class white people bars actually have great food.It's nice getting a decent meal with a beer for lunch. Fuck off.

Hey ameripoor fag,
Brought my wifey yday for her bday out too. Feeling rekt now :(

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>cast iron skillet
>fried

>haricot verts

My eyes are literally rolling out of their sockets right now.

Please leave. you are clearly lowering the intelligence of this board.

Looks good, I am in need of breakfast so it's making me even more hangry

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Perhaps if he ordered hummus and kebab you would be more comfortable Germany

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>that flag

Maybe he should have dumped gravy over his fries like a complete faggot

"Haricot verts" is literally just french for green beans you pretentious douchebag.

my google

looks delicious

OP here. They were tender and delicious. Everyone from Europe can fuck right off.

400g of steak
Pint of lager
1 bottle of carbanet sauvignon
1 bottle of moet rose
1 bottle of roederer
Shots
So fucking rekt still fuggg

Your wife has small tits, rekt.

There's something wrong with Swiss people

>the most intelligent message board on the planet
Let's not get carried away here. Are you talking about Cred Forums, or Cred Forums? Either way, your statement is wrong.

>took wife
>eating at bar
im not sure i believe that part

Wears hiking boots for dinner, typical swiss faggot confirmed.

> A side of plain fries in a steakhouse.

GTFO.

Still rekt man ;(

They were seasoned bro!!!

Why even drink that much? Not worth it. You will feel rekt emotionally for a nother week.

Med kits are becoming the new leafs

How many pics did you take while eating?
Was it your first time eating out "fancy" ?

OP here. Can confirm bar is the patrician choice. Only place I. The restaurant with live music

>eating at the bar
>going out to eat that muck

Why do you do this to yourselves burgers?

:( i used to reach a point when i coudnt remember my pin so that would stop me from ordering more. Now my card is contactless ;_;

why didn't your gf stop you?
women who drink that much are a terrible choice to live with desu

Would get shitfaced with

This thread is tumblr tier

Horrible i know but i was taking pics of her birthday.
You will get it once you leave your moms basement and get a chick ;)

;( ;( ;( prolly having braim bleeding now

When I go out to celebrate with my girl I usually don't take 20 pictures of the french fries we ordered.

ALSO: why the hell did you take most of the pics at some skewed angle ?

Yeah was bit fugged by the time we had the food tho

Hoho, It's a germany is Ahmed joke.

Too funny.

Fucking hell, if only Hitler had won.

What is even the point? After drinking a whole fucking bottle of wine, anything more would start tasting awful. Who the fuck would drink wine right after lager anyway?

Maybe because i was pissed or my eyes are just skewed why the fuck do you get so fucking irritated by my photography skills

Like wtf bro stop
venting out ur anger on me man

>fucking rare
What the fuck is this meme about eating raw insipid meat?

Well done or go home you cunts.
Dont know shit bout proper cooking and seasoning.

Also this is a slide thread so go fuck yourselves.

>>>not eating pork
>>>>implying he knows anything about tase

That's either a huge plate or a tiny half chicken.

I bet OP has pictures from last mcdonalds date

its ok, I leave you alone now

If Hitler had won your faggot brown ass wouldn't be over there eating hummus and shitting up Germany right now, Ahmed.

Good show. Did you post this on /ck/?

I don't eat pork because it is rare and expensive here, and because pigs are smart animals. But it really isn't anything special; beef tastes much better.

>>>foodstampf google burger still talking about chicken

Kek!

THAT'S what you got?

You must live in abject poverty.

Delicious.

happy bday Cred Forums u are the pure enjoyment of fellow Cred Forums family members and me

That's like my favorite meal, though I might prefer rice to mash

fuck off, habib

at least we don't eat sausage dug up from the ground

>tfw my birthday is on the same day Cred Forums's
can I get a (you) as well?

>because pigs are smart animals
compared to roach muzzies I guess

ur mum digs my sausage out of her ground m8

lmao

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Liar!
You dont eat pork because the pedophile mohamed the sandnigger spokesman told you that you cant and you are obeying like the little hairy bitch that you are

beef tartare?
sushi?
If the quality is right it is fucking delicious, go eat some cooking bananas poorfag.

(You)

Kek

Big enough to split!

AHHHHHHHH what did i ever do to deserve this hell

PS: I earn 50x times more than you and your family together.

13 years old today and shaping US politics. Who'da thunk it?

youtu.be/5qm8PH4xAss

Happy birthday faggots. You fucking Aspies are a good piece of all right.

Will you be my sugardaddy, you dog-eating mountain jew?

Stacking shelfs in Coop lol

You go to dinner with your wife while wearing hiking boots and then vomit up an expensive steak and wine. Fucking idiot and autistic manchild.

Dont be gready. You allready get arge bro!

And nobody will suspect a thing because we are an anime imageboard

All according to plan

Wtf, man. My b-day is tomorrow. So is King Poo's (Ghandi). Fucking moot, man.

>(You)

I have to say the asparagus was delicious. Good job polland

And then photographs his vomit and posts it to the politics board on fucking Cred Forums.
I don't know what to say.

He's not from a third world country, slavscum. He doesn't have to hold on to his expensive meal like he only gets to eat once a year, he can shit and barf it out all he wants because he can afford to have another expensive meal the very next day.

Hope this helps.

I did it for the win :( ?

>taking pictures of your food while eating at a restaurant

All of you are faggots and I guarantee you looked like MASSIVE tools to everyone else in the place, including the staff who probably jizzed in your drinks to teach you a lesson.

Dobra! It's almost too easy.

Opend the bottle infront of me, like they do in real restaurants. Faggot

fpbp

Fuck man, that looks amazing

>shelfs
>shelves
See I already proofed that my education is higher then yours.

Depends on how you look like.

lol insecure albanian detected
Chill bro its all gud we all having a gud time

Must b the mdma kek

>fried chicken
>mashed taters
>string beans
What's all that faggy words you're using to describe common diner food? You some San Fagciscan? Quit it with that hipster faggotry.

Having money does not mean one should waste it.

fuck the mdma addicts, Zürich nightlife is full of little retard kids with too much money and MDMA

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Fucking gross. You fucking savages.

why not?
I just bought myself a smoker grill cost me 5k
could I have bought a 1 way grill for 5 bucks, hell yeah, but I didn't

you're right, it should go to Małgoszia and her 12 kids, with 500zl per child

>>>comming from someone that is know for stealing GPS and radios from others that worked for it

So many medkits ITT.

Are we being raided by the swiss army?

Only problem with OP's pic was the fact his firearm wasn't picture. I'm going to assume he had it holstered.

>I already proofed that my education is higher then
you are getting there

pleb
Looks fairly good.
American wine and average steak/10

>500zl
whats a zl

You jelly?

>not seeing the obvious bait

why would i be?

Super gay story faggot!
Nearly gave me a boner

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Mine is 17cm long and 16cm circumfence.
I am literally the top 0.1%
How about you?

You're right. Steak was avarage. And i would have wanted a zinfandel.

Why wouldn't you order food at a pub? You're the autist

3cm long 20cm girth here

Where did you eat it?

You're asking me? About my cock size?
Dude take it the fuck easy bro i dont even know if i like your face

That's what I call a landmine

Fuck off you german cuck, chicken fried steak with mashed potatoes, sweet pies and gravy beats any """food""" that has come out of Germany in its entire existence.

I swear, your food is so fucking nasty. I always dreaded driving trough your shithole country as a child cause I knew it meant I had to eat shitty German food and drink shitty German milk.

Cunt

Dinner plate dick

Because people who aren't on foodstamps usually dine at a restaurant.

This is a 9.99$ in america

Just curious.

>tfw ugly hands and no tits wife :(

Got some breakfast to celebrate. Nothing much just got something light for today

Rapefugee detected

How does danish food even look like?
Plz post so I can judge

I'm a medium rare fag myself, but that looks great!

pfhahaha holy fucking shit, the autism is real

bon appetite, but I think it tastes better with Diet Coke

Thank god your fat wife wears a burka

>falling for the fermented jew

Did her son come along?

Can anyone suggest a hangover cure? I puked today again and im kinda feeling hungry.
Any idea?

Here I had to laugh the first time in this whole trhead, thx man.
And I am currently in rehab.

Weed

smoke weed

that's raw you disgusting animal

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Just eating my weekend breakfast.

kek indeed :D her 5 halfblack toddlers
Btw why are most single moms that got knocked up by black dude/s overweight?and have red dyed hair?
Also why are white dudes that pick them whales up allways skinny and tall?

most restaurants I go to have a bar. who's on foodstamps now? huh huh huh huh huh

what the actual fuck are you doing

your joking right

Honestly looks kinda german-ish too, like a traditional tea time "vesper" especially in northern germany. Anyways looks very appetizing and I would eat. Thanks danish bro.

Rolli's Steakhouse is pretty tight
Shame on you for throwing it all up though

No, you idiot, eating AT THE BAR

>This is my autism.
And what incredible autism it is.

I tell you 2 signs of a crazy bitch now:

SHE HAS DYED HER HAIR RED
SHE LOVES HORSES

If one of this features applies to your woman, BTFO

I call it danish sushi otherwise known as smorrebrod

I dunno, germany has always repulsed me, they make okay food just not on the highways

why

GREAT VALUE

I wondered if it was Rollis. Are the Rolli restaurants only located in Zürich or are there more? I know that there are 2 in ZH

>Well done
Hang yourself, you cuck.

NOOOOOOOOOONONONONONONO

I haven't seen one outside of Zurich, but then again, I never leave this shithole anyways

at THE bar you fucking autist

Man, highway food.... wtf, there actually are quite some delicious things to eat. Especially all the different breads and so on. It is not only the usual sausage stuff you see on TV. In the north they eat a lot of fish, light food, with nice fresh flavors. In the south they make delicous sweet stuff. In the east you have slavic influence, you know "borscht" kinda stuff.

Invent some shit already

Did you eat in Oerlikon?

They have 3. Tryn out the texas steakhouse on Wednesday.

I forgot the west, you know elsace, nice mix of french and german flavors.

Yes, haven't been to a different one yet

That is some obnoxious plating. I expected better from a medpack restaurant.

I really never stayed in Germany, always drove trough it so I have only tasted food from the north, central and southern region, thank good I strayed off that slavic shit, I cant imagine what slavic food even is.

Can you post some swiss food please?

hardmode: no cheese

Yea have been there too. In the recent years I have noticed how the city, especially Oerlikon is growing rapidly. They are modernizing everything. The last cheap places that are used by the old people are getting torn down. Now they all have to move to Schwamendingen to the drug addicts.
Sad to see those old ppl struggle who used to live in their "Quartier" and now have to move cuz Ranjid and Abdul Sheik wants to have a penthouse there that costs 10k a month.

>raspberry vodka

Deep fried turkey legs? Mac and cheese?

It's ny favorite item when i got grocery shopping

Side of dipping sauces for poorly seasoned and poorly cooked cuts of beef.

It is getting worse for sure. Also the entire city (Zurich) gets trashed twice a week by drunks. Definitely don't like it here anymore.

Fondue not with cheese but with meat that is fried in oil

I bet those are for the fries, freedom friend

>What is a hot stone steak?

Also:
Slavic Food: BORSCHT
fucking delicious

The "jam" on that, looks like a nice molasses shit plopped right on top, enjoy.

>inb4 he's joking

nigger cannot be for real

Too many fucking drug addicts, why do I have a feeling that swiss are the worst when it comes to drug abuse? Is it because we have so much cash?

I fucking love fondue, didn´t know it was swiss, thanks

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So is raclette:
youtube.com/watch?v=S1T-eFt6-NQ

I have no idea, but most people I know have at least tried harder drugs before, many take them regularly.. I suppose it's got something to do with money and maybe life would just be too boring for many without them?

Any decent place you can recommend?
I think im able to walk now, would i get sick if i go for fondue?

Fucking poverty tier champagne.

Enjoy your heartburn and disappointment

Stop wasting more good food

literally r*ddit tier blogpost
Kill yourself

Not really no, I never eat Fondue in a Restaurant, we usually do it at home. It's fun to prepare all the sauces and get some good beef and red wine ready for a long and nice session of fondue eating.

Cute, smooth body, medium-sized penis :^)

polish money

there is a law that gives single mother 500zl, or about 200$ of gibs per child. Of course, people have to pay for it, it's fucking stupid

They were out of dom and Armand de Brignac ;((((

I used to work in a hotel and the Americans I saw used to eat sandwiches and pizzas for lunch and dinner. To have an idea, I never saw any of them asking normal food.

So, is OP's pic a normal meal that normal Americans eat everyday or something festive and limited to special occasions?

There's a lot of variety. There are many places in the US where people would eat a meal like that every day.

It depends on region, social class, etc

>Eating FRIES
>WITH A FUCKING STEAK

At least you didn't get it well done

Hungry now. What kinda food wont make me puke? Maybe il whait and i go for some thai or kebab later this eve
Still feeling spinny

I had filet mignon with a red wine sauce and truffled fries at a good restaurant in Paris once. I was delicious.

My penis hasn't made anyone puke yet, highly recommended :^)

Underrated. Who the fuck goes out to eat for that meal? And then brags about it which is the ridiculous part of it all.

No way man, if I was hungover in Oerlikon right now I'd go to the asiaway and eat a Duck Soup with noodles. Soup always goes well, Duck breast is delicious. Perfect hangover cure for me.

Mussles and fries with wine sauce

You were delicious? :^)
Eating filet grade meat is pretty normal for me. Glad you enjoyed it sweety.

What would you recommend?
My favorite is oven potato with sour cream

But don't you have a standard meal?
I mean, is it common to eat pizza and other types of shit food everyday? At first I thought it was limited to only one family, but then I saw different Americans eating like that. It's so strange.

>You were delicious?

Whoops :^)

REKT
E
K
T

Not really

Listen buddy, you have to be considerate of the fact that other nations aren't as wealthy as we are, so some common foods we take for granted are almost like delicacies to them. I'm sure that, over in the land of cucks and migrants, French fries must be saved for special occasions.

hopefully it wasn't factory farmed

happy birthday anyway Cred Forums

also

>pick related

Yeah ducksoup sounds about right.
Thx bro feels like mdma is wearing off too so kinda feeling silly about the whole bro thing, it had its time and place tho

What's wrong with some good ol' country potatoes?

>some common foods we take for granted

Black dick? :^)

k burger

>pineapple slice
>berries on steak
>dipping sauce
What the fuck are they doing

It's pepper you autist
Also dipping sauce for fries is somehow bad

I'm jelly of that delly

Honestly stop with the degenerate MDMA Alcohol Tobacco combination. It's not good for your health. If you know how to train your mind, you will have the best trip with no need of substances and now downsides. Literally it's the best way to live.

>not getting a good meal with your beer
Fag

He only knows black pepper mills from WAL-MART.

How many calories per donut burger?

Also include weed with that. Drugs are temporary joy you have to pay with more sadness. Price > Joy always. Clear mind takes practice, but it's so much more rewarding. On top of that you will really feel like using your own potential.

a good Budweiser with a steak is the way to go

that or a fine wine

450 probably

>natural flavors

>Drugs are temporary joy

So is masturbation, but you can pry my penis from my cold dead hands, buddy :^)

>MY MIND IS TRAINED I AM YOUR MENTAL SUPERIOR HEED MY ADVICE AND WISDOM

He says as he continues to post on Cred Forums on a saturday

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>that shirt
>that ring
>that necklace
>that chin

I despise of people like this. Sorry if you are him.

>a good Budweiser

lmao pleb beer, even the czech original is watery

With steak, you'll want an Ayinger Bayrisch Dunkel :^)

I am enjoying myself a lot more than the times where I did the same thing stoned.
Q.E.D

Triggered? :^)

youtube.com/watch?v=Hpe_WsOGps0

lmao

I can respect that decent looking steak (but I suppose that probably god tier in europistan). But who the fuck puts berries and pineapple with a cut like that? You can claim variety, but that just makes you retarded.

Or like every pretentious faggot, order a Tegernseer.

>budweiser
>good
Whatever floats your boat senpai.
I've fallen pretty hard for the local beer meme.
Love me a good IPA, and I've been getting more into stouts recently.

Hey buddy this is Cred Forums. We don't talk about jacking off. :^(

Nice

>Pure sugar + pure fat and grease

FUCKING disgusting. How can anyone eat this shit?

>tendies

As mentioned before, it is fresh red pepper, you culinary illiterate hillbilly. Also this is by far not god tier. May I remind you, in switzerland we are able to import the best quality meats from all over the world, since our buying power compared to the rest of the world ist far superior.

This is the one beer I despise even more than Löwenbräu.

What really boggles the mind is that it's not just popular with poor people, it gained a massive following here in Munich of all places, and I just can't wrap my head around it

>Hey buddy this is Cred Forums. We don't talk about jacking off. :^(

Apologies, this is my first time here :^)

Listen, I've got a lot more of these than you do of pig fuckers in America. Don't start something you can't finish.

I'd recommend you get some class and start to get accustomed to the god tier drink: red wine.

Sorry Op bit if that is what they serve at american restaurants, then i am afraid I Will have to insult your country now, because that's what we eat at home daily what they served you.
If you go to restaurants here, even cheaper ones, you get much nicer plates and fancier food than what I am seeing in your picture.
Regards, flemish guy.

Ah cool cheers. Looks like it'd prob be closer to 550 calories, enjoy Bruv.

Are you one of those white Americans I'm hearing so much about? :^)

Burgers are just hilarious when it comes to food kek

I'm so turned on right now, please tell me you like to bottom. We could even roleplay, we pretend like my penis is seized Jewish gold and I have to hide it in your...bank vault!

pleasesayyespleasesayyespleasesayyes

I know a swiss guy who drives to the brewery just to get it there. He feels pretty cool when he tells you that story about his favorite beer, the Tegernseer. I don't get it either.

>he lets his wife eat in public

When did this become a board of degenerates?

I like wine too
Have it with the family all the time
Just don't know anything about it

Check out those eyes she's making at that poor migrant. Much more satisfying than Hans. Ficki ficki!

Is he a native Swissfag tho? Because that's the kind of pleb-tier behavior you'd expect from East Germans

holy shit those ogre hands no way is that you

Of course you'd be an expert at black/white encounters :^)

>sniffing and swishing your beer around in before drinking it

lmao everyone's a beer expert nowadays since the muh beer corporations meme started

That's fine, most people who claim they know shit, don't. Just enjoy the taste then. That being said, a good beer obviously has its place, for me, not with a premium steak though, but more with a nice prime beef burger or something.

>go out for dinner
>order fried chicken
Leave it out Tyrone mate

Can't rape the willing, though. Hagel Deutschland!

>embarrassed because the whole world is laughing at him over having been conditioned to accept diluted piss as beer

'MURICA

Kek, he actually is from east german descent.

I'll be making scotch eggs in the morning.
That's for the degenerate handegg game in bong land however.
Call the cops idgaf, GO COLTS!!!

Look, that guy is super cute tho and I just KNOW that girl is a whore and doesn't deserve him :^)

Yum

Don't drink blood you heathens!!!

>he actually is from east german descent.

Reunification was a mistake and the wall needs to be rebuilt ASAP :^)

t. 'well done' fag

>implying dtibking to excess doesn't make all alcohol taste amazing

Here's your GOAT wine tips:
1. Wine doesn't need to be expensive to be good (I'm talking even $5 wine can still be good)
2. Even the French say the best grapes are in Commiefornia
3. Merlot and Cabernet Sauvignon are red (the CabSav usually has more alcohol) and goes best with red meat (steak)
4. Chardonnay is white and goes best with pasta and/or white meat (ie chicken and pork chops)

That's literally all there is to know about wine.

>He actually likes and justifies the act of eating raw red meat

You are no better than a nigger

(You)

>even $5 wine can still be good

lmao

>260 replies
>this thread

Cred Forums we've done it again

>Check out those eyes she's making at that poor migrant. Much more satisfying than Hans.

Damn that looks good. Always wanted to try a steak black and blue, but always bitch out and stick to rare.

t. 'no money for quality beef' fag. It is obvious that the greek guy has to cook his squid or goat well done, given all the shit and trash they throw everywhere (land and water)

Deviate from your normal patterns more often friendo

>wearing a button up shirt and khakis to a bar in smalltown USA so you can sniff an IPA and impress your friends with your beer choosing abilities because they never went to college
>slicing up oranges to put in your Blue Moon at a bonfire

It kinda turns me on

>taking a picture of your food

Faster service, dummy

Now stop quoting from your diary, have some dignity, this is a serious thread, you aaaaaaaaaaasshooooooooooole

KEK, thanks for the laughter

So sorry, your wife probably picked this place because of her "condition".

kek

Every post that is filled with american posters is an autistic thread

Our autism is unmatched.
We are on a moose.
We are le gun

one more thing to add to this
don't purchase flashy labeled bottles because they are shitty and specifically marketed to young retards who don't know shit about wine

buy wine with a modest label that was bottled at least a year ago

it can be

You should never pay more than $10 for a bottle from a liquor store. It's not worth it

>we
MUH SEKRIT CLUB

Why are mods so shit. Delete this shit tier thread

Well $5 is relative. If you buy a 5 CHF wine here, it would be equal to some lambrusco tier shit. Literally what the hobos drink.

It's the happy bday thread. Don't be so spiteful.

>haricot verts

green beans, asshole

I only say that because there was a guy who brought a knife, oranges, and blue moons to a bonfire after his 2nd year in college and he got laughed at majorly

Lighten up Britania, it's a birthday thread

Depending on where I grew up, a guy like that wouldve been forced to join a drinking game quite instantly and get loaded with strong spirits until he wouldn't be able to walk properly anymore.

Lambrusco is likely equivalent to Arbor Mist here in the states.

Really fruity hangover juice in the summer.

the kid was a massive pussy so I think everyone just felt bad for him

for what reason? Out here Blue Moon is just a cheaper tasty beer, I've had it at many bonfires

>it can be

You literally cannot get an acceptable bottle of wine for under €10. You'll find the odd good bottle in the €10-20 range. Anything between €20 and €40 is the rip-off range. Good wines start from €45.

I have been posting in this thread for 2.5 hours non stop. Time passed fast.

it actually is my birthday!

What to buy?

Sounds great except for the swine potatoes.
Was your wife wearing pants?

Scripture forbids it.

guess you have a bad eye for picking wines

>What to buy?

A dictionary :^)

Who takes an orange with him to a bonfire, to put it into his beer? Anyways maybe he was a gentle nice guy, with soft feelings. I kinda feel sympathic towards him, allthough I know during my teenage days, that a guy like this wouldve been prey. Traumatized for sure.

>user: darling lets go out tonight
>user's wife: why?
>user: because today is the anniversary of the Malaysian frog worshiping forum i go to

I think I know that shop.

>guess you have a bad eye for picking wines

I'm not too fond of most reds, but my parents have an impressive collection in the cellar (we're talking thousands of € here) so I know my way around.

What 5 bucks reds can you recommend?

Post some Jordanian food plz.
I am really craving for drugs right now, so please distract me, I am curious.

NO MUSLIMS ALLOWED.
Or are you white and working for dhl?

Ill pick up a bottle tonight instead of a six pack

No you dont

whatever keeps the pill away!
i racially identify as greek is that good enough?

Shall I go to my wine cellar and open a bottle, made by best friend who owns a vinyard?
I am sick though (virus), I wanted to stop the drugs too, but I am really craving for a nice bottle right now, grown basically behind my house and delicious as fuck. Like the kind of wine a roman consul would drink at an orgy.

>€
ew, stop Hans, I'm already hungover

Is that lamb?
Thanks for sharing.

appetizers desu
yes the meat is boiled with water first then again with milk

Can mostly confirm this.

The less you cook beef the more flavor there is to it, blue/rare steak is fucking delicious if you get a good cut / quality. You should try it some time Chilebro, go get a gammon steak and have it rare :)

Trader Joe's 2 Buck Chuck is actually really good. That's all I can think of off the top of my head because I usually don't go into the store knowing what I want. I pick it out on the fly.

See what I said here: for picking out red wines

subtle label, from California, and bottled over a year ago will usually get you a good red wine

If you're feeling ballsy, use the same technique to buy a Cab Sav.

Don't spend over $10 and you'll be surprised what you get.

Depending on how much you drink, but drinking a whole bottle of wine can give you a massive hangover.

Based Jordan, forever out ally.
What's the spread bottom center? Looks good!

Mhh fresh olives.
I once ate the best starter of my life in spain.
It was just some freshly made bread, with butter and local green olives as big as my balls (they are quite big). Damn was that delicious.
Thanks for sharing again.
Also I am on this board but I am not a racist. I just don't like uncivilized and unmannered people.

Whats the brand? Where can i buy it?
I just puked again, looks like no thai, kebab or fondue for me today.
Having some Zwieback with tea. Fuck me

balkaners are more than familiar with this one!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ful_medames
really easy to fuck up tho so you might not like the one in lil mecca
its ok im racist enough for the both of us

>Shall I go to my wine cellar and open a bottle, made by best friend who owns a vinyard?

Invite me the fuck over you fucking miser :^)

Eh, if you ever try anything but donkey meat maybe youll also realise well done is handicapping your tastebuds

I can't reveal it without revealing too much about myself. I am a rather high profile desu.
I have to think about it.

Recommand another similar tasting/quality one i can get in jermoli or something

Is this filled with minced meat?

the cool thing about Europe is that different cultures and people coexist in totally different environments but are still so close to each other

Post pic of hublot or oak or GTFO

You might wanna check this one out:
weinstamm.ch/

its said that even looking at pic related will give you diabetes. they are Qatayef!
commonly served on holidays but you can still find them in some shops all year round
yes and rice

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I am honestly equally close to you thanks to the internet. I really like it, all the bullshit that is happening aside, I enjoy company from diverse humans, it makes my days interesting. Not only on the internet that is. Cultured and mannered, that is my only requirement. So yea google dindus BTFO

lentil soup!

Delicious

I wear an IWC. You might have already guessed by my wine recommendation.

I agree.

I've learned so much about the world just by interacting with the people who live in it.

It's cool knowing that there's a place that I can go to ask even Australians, of all people, about their country at any time of the day and get a pretty much immediate response.

Lol qvc watch

>American cuisine

This looks 100 times better

sfiha p much not soggy meat pies