And getting chicken or anything you have to eat with your hands can be awkward (except sandwiches). This is my autism.
Gabriel Anderson
>anything you have to eat with your hands
the only real food
Jaxon White
Looks like garbage, desu.
Parker Ortiz
You ate some cheap bar food that will help with your coming heart attack. Why would you even brag about this?
The photo is off tripadvisor from a Kentucky bar anyway. Why are you so virginal, autistic, and homosexual? Why is Cred Forums the most retarded board on the Internet?
Hunter Cook
Most middle class white people bars actually have great food.It's nice getting a decent meal with a beer for lunch. Fuck off.
Ian Walker
Hey ameripoor fag, Brought my wifey yday for her bday out too. Feeling rekt now :(
Grayson Myers
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Blake Kelly
>cast iron skillet >fried
>haricot verts
My eyes are literally rolling out of their sockets right now.
Please leave. you are clearly lowering the intelligence of this board.
Kayden Moore
Looks good, I am in need of breakfast so it's making me even more hangry
Jonathan Hughes
...
Hunter Russell
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Connor Gutierrez
Perhaps if he ordered hummus and kebab you would be more comfortable Germany
Thomas Wood
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Ian Kelly
>that flag
Maybe he should have dumped gravy over his fries like a complete faggot
Jaxson Long
"Haricot verts" is literally just french for green beans you pretentious douchebag.
Brayden Lopez
my google
looks delicious
Nolan Gonzalez
OP here. They were tender and delicious. Everyone from Europe can fuck right off.
Connor Edwards
400g of steak Pint of lager 1 bottle of carbanet sauvignon 1 bottle of moet rose 1 bottle of roederer Shots So fucking rekt still fuggg
Gavin Perez
Your wife has small tits, rekt.
Michael Foster
There's something wrong with Swiss people
Isaac Wilson
>the most intelligent message board on the planet Let's not get carried away here. Are you talking about Cred Forums, or Cred Forums? Either way, your statement is wrong.
William Wright
>took wife >eating at bar im not sure i believe that part
Jaxon Bennett
Wears hiking boots for dinner, typical swiss faggot confirmed.
Mason Thompson
> A side of plain fries in a steakhouse.
GTFO.
Luis Gutierrez
Still rekt man ;(
Dylan White
They were seasoned bro!!!
Michael Foster
Why even drink that much? Not worth it. You will feel rekt emotionally for a nother week.
Ian Scott
Med kits are becoming the new leafs
Connor Gray
How many pics did you take while eating? Was it your first time eating out "fancy" ?
Hudson Nguyen
OP here. Can confirm bar is the patrician choice. Only place I. The restaurant with live music
Noah Allen
>eating at the bar >going out to eat that muck
Why do you do this to yourselves burgers?
Andrew Rodriguez
:( i used to reach a point when i coudnt remember my pin so that would stop me from ordering more. Now my card is contactless ;_;
Logan Lopez
why didn't your gf stop you? women who drink that much are a terrible choice to live with desu
Jackson Edwards
Would get shitfaced with
Nathaniel Anderson
This thread is tumblr tier
Jaxon Martin
Horrible i know but i was taking pics of her birthday. You will get it once you leave your moms basement and get a chick ;)
Alexander Howard
;( ;( ;( prolly having braim bleeding now
Hunter Lee
When I go out to celebrate with my girl I usually don't take 20 pictures of the french fries we ordered.
Aiden Flores
ALSO: why the hell did you take most of the pics at some skewed angle ?
Eli Fisher
Yeah was bit fugged by the time we had the food tho
Parker Hill
Hoho, It's a germany is Ahmed joke.
Too funny.
Fucking hell, if only Hitler had won.
Isaac Cooper
What is even the point? After drinking a whole fucking bottle of wine, anything more would start tasting awful. Who the fuck would drink wine right after lager anyway?
Jayden Hall
Maybe because i was pissed or my eyes are just skewed why the fuck do you get so fucking irritated by my photography skills
Like wtf bro stop venting out ur anger on me man
Brandon Perez
>fucking rare What the fuck is this meme about eating raw insipid meat?
Well done or go home you cunts. Dont know shit bout proper cooking and seasoning.
Also this is a slide thread so go fuck yourselves.
Noah Ramirez
>>>not eating pork >>>>implying he knows anything about tase
Lucas Hill
That's either a huge plate or a tiny half chicken.
Brandon Miller
I bet OP has pictures from last mcdonalds date
Ryder Gray
its ok, I leave you alone now
Jaxson Wright
If Hitler had won your faggot brown ass wouldn't be over there eating hummus and shitting up Germany right now, Ahmed.
Liam Price
Good show. Did you post this on /ck/?
Matthew Clark
I don't eat pork because it is rare and expensive here, and because pigs are smart animals. But it really isn't anything special; beef tastes much better.
Brayden Peterson
>>>foodstampf google burger still talking about chicken
Kek!
Ian Russell
THAT'S what you got?
You must live in abject poverty.
Chase Diaz
Delicious.
Evan Lee
happy bday Cred Forums u are the pure enjoyment of fellow Cred Forums family members and me
Parker Hernandez
That's like my favorite meal, though I might prefer rice to mash
Nicholas Howard
fuck off, habib
at least we don't eat sausage dug up from the ground
Austin Hall
>tfw my birthday is on the same day Cred Forums's can I get a (you) as well?
Ethan Thompson
>because pigs are smart animals compared to roach muzzies I guess
Josiah Phillips
ur mum digs my sausage out of her ground m8
Nicholas Sanders
lmao
Sebastian Cooper
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Daniel Peterson
Liar! You dont eat pork because the pedophile mohamed the sandnigger spokesman told you that you cant and you are obeying like the little hairy bitch that you are
Easton Cox
beef tartare? sushi? If the quality is right it is fucking delicious, go eat some cooking bananas poorfag.
Christian Williams
(You)
Gabriel Powell
Kek
Angel Gray
Big enough to split!
Camden Clark
AHHHHHHHH what did i ever do to deserve this hell
John Ramirez
PS: I earn 50x times more than you and your family together.
Hudson Ward
13 years old today and shaping US politics. Who'da thunk it?
Happy birthday faggots. You fucking Aspies are a good piece of all right.
Carter Rivera
Will you be my sugardaddy, you dog-eating mountain jew?
Ryan Brown
Stacking shelfs in Coop lol
Jonathan Gutierrez
You go to dinner with your wife while wearing hiking boots and then vomit up an expensive steak and wine. Fucking idiot and autistic manchild.
Robert Morales
Dont be gready. You allready get arge bro!
Michael Butler
And nobody will suspect a thing because we are an anime imageboard
All according to plan
Isaiah Reyes
Wtf, man. My b-day is tomorrow. So is King Poo's (Ghandi). Fucking moot, man.
>(You)
Lucas Hall
I have to say the asparagus was delicious. Good job polland
Kayden Jenkins
And then photographs his vomit and posts it to the politics board on fucking Cred Forums. I don't know what to say.
William Fisher
He's not from a third world country, slavscum. He doesn't have to hold on to his expensive meal like he only gets to eat once a year, he can shit and barf it out all he wants because he can afford to have another expensive meal the very next day.
Hope this helps.
Jayden Sanchez
I did it for the win :( ?
Angel Clark
>taking pictures of your food while eating at a restaurant
All of you are faggots and I guarantee you looked like MASSIVE tools to everyone else in the place, including the staff who probably jizzed in your drinks to teach you a lesson.
James Sullivan
Dobra! It's almost too easy.
Jayden Baker
Opend the bottle infront of me, like they do in real restaurants. Faggot
Lucas Perry
fpbp
Leo Thompson
Fuck man, that looks amazing
Brody Brown
>shelfs >shelves See I already proofed that my education is higher then yours.
Isaac Gomez
Depends on how you look like.
Asher Fisher
lol insecure albanian detected Chill bro its all gud we all having a gud time
Must b the mdma kek
Cooper Bennett
>fried chicken >mashed taters >string beans What's all that faggy words you're using to describe common diner food? You some San Fagciscan? Quit it with that hipster faggotry.
Kayden Wood
Having money does not mean one should waste it.
Jacob Cooper
fuck the mdma addicts, Zürich nightlife is full of little retard kids with too much money and MDMA
Evan Martin
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Thomas Powell
Fucking gross. You fucking savages.
Robert Russell
why not? I just bought myself a smoker grill cost me 5k could I have bought a 1 way grill for 5 bucks, hell yeah, but I didn't
Dylan Jackson
you're right, it should go to Małgoszia and her 12 kids, with 500zl per child
Jason Evans
>>>comming from someone that is know for stealing GPS and radios from others that worked for it
Parker Adams
So many medkits ITT.
Are we being raided by the swiss army?
Robert Rodriguez
Only problem with OP's pic was the fact his firearm wasn't picture. I'm going to assume he had it holstered.
Owen Myers
>I already proofed that my education is higher then you are getting there
Colton Morales
pleb Looks fairly good. American wine and average steak/10
Luis Gutierrez
>500zl whats a zl
Ryder Watson
You jelly?
Angel Jackson
>not seeing the obvious bait
Adrian Anderson
why would i be?
Matthew Hughes
Super gay story faggot! Nearly gave me a boner
Mason Wood
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Angel White
Mine is 17cm long and 16cm circumfence. I am literally the top 0.1% How about you?
Cooper James
You're right. Steak was avarage. And i would have wanted a zinfandel.
Gabriel Rogers
Why wouldn't you order food at a pub? You're the autist
David Anderson
3cm long 20cm girth here
Julian Peterson
Where did you eat it?
Carson Sanchez
You're asking me? About my cock size? Dude take it the fuck easy bro i dont even know if i like your face
Gabriel Richardson
That's what I call a landmine
Ayden Martin
Fuck off you german cuck, chicken fried steak with mashed potatoes, sweet pies and gravy beats any """food""" that has come out of Germany in its entire existence.
I swear, your food is so fucking nasty. I always dreaded driving trough your shithole country as a child cause I knew it meant I had to eat shitty German food and drink shitty German milk.
Cunt
Jordan Kelly
Dinner plate dick
Aaron Ramirez
Because people who aren't on foodstamps usually dine at a restaurant.
Owen Martinez
This is a 9.99$ in america
Eli Williams
Just curious.
Luis Young
>tfw ugly hands and no tits wife :(
Ryan Gonzalez
Got some breakfast to celebrate. Nothing much just got something light for today
Juan Ramirez
Rapefugee detected
Mason Fisher
How does danish food even look like? Plz post so I can judge
Dylan Green
I'm a medium rare fag myself, but that looks great!
Landon Hughes
pfhahaha holy fucking shit, the autism is real
Isaac Perez
bon appetite, but I think it tastes better with Diet Coke
Adam Campbell
Thank god your fat wife wears a burka
Christian Harris
>falling for the fermented jew
Julian Garcia
Did her son come along?
Jordan Turner
Can anyone suggest a hangover cure? I puked today again and im kinda feeling hungry. Any idea?
Anthony Sanchez
Here I had to laugh the first time in this whole trhead, thx man. And I am currently in rehab.
Jaxson Campbell
Weed
Benjamin Gomez
smoke weed
Dylan Martin
that's raw you disgusting animal
Caleb Cox
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Connor Ramirez
Just eating my weekend breakfast.
Josiah Scott
kek indeed :D her 5 halfblack toddlers Btw why are most single moms that got knocked up by black dude/s overweight?and have red dyed hair? Also why are white dudes that pick them whales up allways skinny and tall?
Mason Morris
most restaurants I go to have a bar. who's on foodstamps now? huh huh huh huh huh
Gavin Bailey
what the actual fuck are you doing
your joking right
Lincoln Bailey
Honestly looks kinda german-ish too, like a traditional tea time "vesper" especially in northern germany. Anyways looks very appetizing and I would eat. Thanks danish bro.
Adam Murphy
Rolli's Steakhouse is pretty tight Shame on you for throwing it all up though
Parker Martinez
No, you idiot, eating AT THE BAR
Christian Cox
>This is my autism. And what incredible autism it is.
Christopher Garcia
I tell you 2 signs of a crazy bitch now:
SHE HAS DYED HER HAIR RED SHE LOVES HORSES
If one of this features applies to your woman, BTFO
Adrian Campbell
I call it danish sushi otherwise known as smorrebrod
I dunno, germany has always repulsed me, they make okay food just not on the highways
Anthony Stewart
why
Jaxson Cox
GREAT VALUE
Samuel Mitchell
I wondered if it was Rollis. Are the Rolli restaurants only located in Zürich or are there more? I know that there are 2 in ZH
Tyler Hughes
>Well done Hang yourself, you cuck.
Jason Brooks
NOOOOOOOOOONONONONONONO
Logan Cooper
I haven't seen one outside of Zurich, but then again, I never leave this shithole anyways
Jason Phillips
at THE bar you fucking autist
Levi Gomez
Man, highway food.... wtf, there actually are quite some delicious things to eat. Especially all the different breads and so on. It is not only the usual sausage stuff you see on TV. In the north they eat a lot of fish, light food, with nice fresh flavors. In the south they make delicous sweet stuff. In the east you have slavic influence, you know "borscht" kinda stuff.
Josiah Perez
Invent some shit already
Sebastian Carter
Did you eat in Oerlikon?
Dylan Young
They have 3. Tryn out the texas steakhouse on Wednesday.
Brandon Gray
I forgot the west, you know elsace, nice mix of french and german flavors.
Cameron Evans
Yes, haven't been to a different one yet
Ryder Morris
That is some obnoxious plating. I expected better from a medpack restaurant.
David Walker
I really never stayed in Germany, always drove trough it so I have only tasted food from the north, central and southern region, thank good I strayed off that slavic shit, I cant imagine what slavic food even is.
Can you post some swiss food please?
hardmode: no cheese
Dominic Sanders
Yea have been there too. In the recent years I have noticed how the city, especially Oerlikon is growing rapidly. They are modernizing everything. The last cheap places that are used by the old people are getting torn down. Now they all have to move to Schwamendingen to the drug addicts. Sad to see those old ppl struggle who used to live in their "Quartier" and now have to move cuz Ranjid and Abdul Sheik wants to have a penthouse there that costs 10k a month.
Evan Campbell
>raspberry vodka
Alexander Perry
Deep fried turkey legs? Mac and cheese?
Mason Howard
It's ny favorite item when i got grocery shopping
Robert Cox
Side of dipping sauces for poorly seasoned and poorly cooked cuts of beef.
Michael Foster
It is getting worse for sure. Also the entire city (Zurich) gets trashed twice a week by drunks. Definitely don't like it here anymore.
Noah Morales
Fondue not with cheese but with meat that is fried in oil
Hudson Walker
I bet those are for the fries, freedom friend
Nolan Cook
>What is a hot stone steak?
Kevin Anderson
Also: Slavic Food: BORSCHT fucking delicious
Christopher Roberts
The "jam" on that, looks like a nice molasses shit plopped right on top, enjoy.
>inb4 he's joking
nigger cannot be for real
Charles Carter
Too many fucking drug addicts, why do I have a feeling that swiss are the worst when it comes to drug abuse? Is it because we have so much cash?
Jaxson Brown
I fucking love fondue, didn´t know it was swiss, thanks
I have no idea, but most people I know have at least tried harder drugs before, many take them regularly.. I suppose it's got something to do with money and maybe life would just be too boring for many without them?
Jackson Nguyen
Any decent place you can recommend? I think im able to walk now, would i get sick if i go for fondue?
Carson Hernandez
Fucking poverty tier champagne.
Enjoy your heartburn and disappointment
Ayden White
Stop wasting more good food
Brandon Ward
literally r*ddit tier blogpost Kill yourself
Juan Anderson
Not really no, I never eat Fondue in a Restaurant, we usually do it at home. It's fun to prepare all the sauces and get some good beef and red wine ready for a long and nice session of fondue eating.
Liam Russell
Cute, smooth body, medium-sized penis :^)
Parker Rogers
polish money
there is a law that gives single mother 500zl, or about 200$ of gibs per child. Of course, people have to pay for it, it's fucking stupid
Grayson Perry
They were out of dom and Armand de Brignac ;((((
Jaxon Carter
I used to work in a hotel and the Americans I saw used to eat sandwiches and pizzas for lunch and dinner. To have an idea, I never saw any of them asking normal food.
So, is OP's pic a normal meal that normal Americans eat everyday or something festive and limited to special occasions?
Thomas Baker
There's a lot of variety. There are many places in the US where people would eat a meal like that every day.
It depends on region, social class, etc
Evan Williams
>Eating FRIES >WITH A FUCKING STEAK
At least you didn't get it well done
Juan Cox
Hungry now. What kinda food wont make me puke? Maybe il whait and i go for some thai or kebab later this eve Still feeling spinny
Nathaniel Campbell
I had filet mignon with a red wine sauce and truffled fries at a good restaurant in Paris once. I was delicious.
Justin Nguyen
My penis hasn't made anyone puke yet, highly recommended :^)
Adam Phillips
Underrated. Who the fuck goes out to eat for that meal? And then brags about it which is the ridiculous part of it all.
Mason Anderson
No way man, if I was hungover in Oerlikon right now I'd go to the asiaway and eat a Duck Soup with noodles. Soup always goes well, Duck breast is delicious. Perfect hangover cure for me.
Jonathan Ortiz
Mussles and fries with wine sauce
Luis Brown
You were delicious? :^) Eating filet grade meat is pretty normal for me. Glad you enjoyed it sweety.
Kayden Reed
What would you recommend? My favorite is oven potato with sour cream
Matthew Hughes
But don't you have a standard meal? I mean, is it common to eat pizza and other types of shit food everyday? At first I thought it was limited to only one family, but then I saw different Americans eating like that. It's so strange.
Carson Phillips
>You were delicious?
Whoops :^)
Ryan Hill
REKT E K T
Jeremiah Butler
Not really
David Jenkins
Listen buddy, you have to be considerate of the fact that other nations aren't as wealthy as we are, so some common foods we take for granted are almost like delicacies to them. I'm sure that, over in the land of cucks and migrants, French fries must be saved for special occasions.
Samuel King
hopefully it wasn't factory farmed
happy birthday anyway Cred Forums
James Baker
also
>pick related
Xavier Clark
Yeah ducksoup sounds about right. Thx bro feels like mdma is wearing off too so kinda feeling silly about the whole bro thing, it had its time and place tho
Alexander Perez
What's wrong with some good ol' country potatoes?
Jose Myers
>some common foods we take for granted
Black dick? :^)
Nicholas Hughes
k burger
Owen Howard
>pineapple slice >berries on steak >dipping sauce What the fuck are they doing
Caleb Garcia
It's pepper you autist Also dipping sauce for fries is somehow bad
Jose Campbell
I'm jelly of that delly
Dylan Wood
Honestly stop with the degenerate MDMA Alcohol Tobacco combination. It's not good for your health. If you know how to train your mind, you will have the best trip with no need of substances and now downsides. Literally it's the best way to live.
Blake Brown
>not getting a good meal with your beer Fag
Julian Campbell
He only knows black pepper mills from WAL-MART.
Nathan Collins
How many calories per donut burger?
Hudson Ramirez
Also include weed with that. Drugs are temporary joy you have to pay with more sadness. Price > Joy always. Clear mind takes practice, but it's so much more rewarding. On top of that you will really feel like using your own potential.
Gabriel Hall
a good Budweiser with a steak is the way to go
that or a fine wine
Lincoln Davis
450 probably
Jaxon Brown
>natural flavors
Jordan Barnes
>Drugs are temporary joy
So is masturbation, but you can pry my penis from my cold dead hands, buddy :^)
Xavier Taylor
>MY MIND IS TRAINED I AM YOUR MENTAL SUPERIOR HEED MY ADVICE AND WISDOM
He says as he continues to post on Cred Forums on a saturday
Zachary Roberts
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Charles Richardson
>that shirt >that ring >that necklace >that chin
I despise of people like this. Sorry if you are him.
Isaac Taylor
>a good Budweiser
lmao pleb beer, even the czech original is watery
With steak, you'll want an Ayinger Bayrisch Dunkel :^)
Xavier Reed
I am enjoying myself a lot more than the times where I did the same thing stoned. Q.E.D
I can respect that decent looking steak (but I suppose that probably god tier in europistan). But who the fuck puts berries and pineapple with a cut like that? You can claim variety, but that just makes you retarded.
Jacob Bell
Or like every pretentious faggot, order a Tegernseer.
Luke Flores
>budweiser >good Whatever floats your boat senpai. I've fallen pretty hard for the local beer meme. Love me a good IPA, and I've been getting more into stouts recently.
Hunter Cruz
Hey buddy this is Cred Forums. We don't talk about jacking off. :^(
Ian Long
Nice
Nathan Jones
>Pure sugar + pure fat and grease
FUCKING disgusting. How can anyone eat this shit?
Oliver Scott
>tendies
Wyatt Barnes
As mentioned before, it is fresh red pepper, you culinary illiterate hillbilly. Also this is by far not god tier. May I remind you, in switzerland we are able to import the best quality meats from all over the world, since our buying power compared to the rest of the world ist far superior.
Xavier Bennett
This is the one beer I despise even more than Löwenbräu.
What really boggles the mind is that it's not just popular with poor people, it gained a massive following here in Munich of all places, and I just can't wrap my head around it
Justin Thomas
>Hey buddy this is Cred Forums. We don't talk about jacking off. :^(
Apologies, this is my first time here :^)
Austin Lee
Listen, I've got a lot more of these than you do of pig fuckers in America. Don't start something you can't finish.
Ryan Moore
I'd recommend you get some class and start to get accustomed to the god tier drink: red wine.
Austin Collins
Sorry Op bit if that is what they serve at american restaurants, then i am afraid I Will have to insult your country now, because that's what we eat at home daily what they served you. If you go to restaurants here, even cheaper ones, you get much nicer plates and fancier food than what I am seeing in your picture. Regards, flemish guy.
Dominic Kelly
Ah cool cheers. Looks like it'd prob be closer to 550 calories, enjoy Bruv.
Brandon Campbell
Are you one of those white Americans I'm hearing so much about? :^)
Logan Myers
Burgers are just hilarious when it comes to food kek
Josiah Baker
I'm so turned on right now, please tell me you like to bottom. We could even roleplay, we pretend like my penis is seized Jewish gold and I have to hide it in your...bank vault!
pleasesayyespleasesayyespleasesayyes
Jayden Ross
I know a swiss guy who drives to the brewery just to get it there. He feels pretty cool when he tells you that story about his favorite beer, the Tegernseer. I don't get it either.
Austin Turner
>he lets his wife eat in public
When did this become a board of degenerates?
Ethan Phillips
I like wine too Have it with the family all the time Just don't know anything about it
Dylan Carter
Check out those eyes she's making at that poor migrant. Much more satisfying than Hans. Ficki ficki!
Isaac Williams
Is he a native Swissfag tho? Because that's the kind of pleb-tier behavior you'd expect from East Germans
Alexander Evans
holy shit those ogre hands no way is that you
Isaac Perez
Of course you'd be an expert at black/white encounters :^)
Matthew Johnson
>sniffing and swishing your beer around in before drinking it
lmao everyone's a beer expert nowadays since the muh beer corporations meme started
Parker Evans
That's fine, most people who claim they know shit, don't. Just enjoy the taste then. That being said, a good beer obviously has its place, for me, not with a premium steak though, but more with a nice prime beef burger or something.
Nathaniel Anderson
>go out for dinner >order fried chicken Leave it out Tyrone mate
Luis Miller
Can't rape the willing, though. Hagel Deutschland!
Brody Edwards
>embarrassed because the whole world is laughing at him over having been conditioned to accept diluted piss as beer
'MURICA
Eli Rogers
Kek, he actually is from east german descent.
Liam Anderson
I'll be making scotch eggs in the morning. That's for the degenerate handegg game in bong land however. Call the cops idgaf, GO COLTS!!!
Jackson Martinez
Look, that guy is super cute tho and I just KNOW that girl is a whore and doesn't deserve him :^)
Jonathan Morales
Yum
Logan Flores
Don't drink blood you heathens!!!
Luis Cruz
>he actually is from east german descent.
Reunification was a mistake and the wall needs to be rebuilt ASAP :^)
Caleb Sanchez
t. 'well done' fag
Chase Watson
>implying dtibking to excess doesn't make all alcohol taste amazing
Jackson Hughes
Here's your GOAT wine tips: 1. Wine doesn't need to be expensive to be good (I'm talking even $5 wine can still be good) 2. Even the French say the best grapes are in Commiefornia 3. Merlot and Cabernet Sauvignon are red (the CabSav usually has more alcohol) and goes best with red meat (steak) 4. Chardonnay is white and goes best with pasta and/or white meat (ie chicken and pork chops)
That's literally all there is to know about wine.
Juan Collins
>He actually likes and justifies the act of eating raw red meat
You are no better than a nigger
Michael Rodriguez
(You)
Alexander Brown
>even $5 wine can still be good
lmao
Andrew Cooper
>260 replies >this thread
Cred Forums we've done it again
Luke Rivera
>Check out those eyes she's making at that poor migrant. Much more satisfying than Hans.
Chase Barnes
Damn that looks good. Always wanted to try a steak black and blue, but always bitch out and stick to rare.
Grayson Roberts
t. 'no money for quality beef' fag. It is obvious that the greek guy has to cook his squid or goat well done, given all the shit and trash they throw everywhere (land and water)
Ayden Barnes
Deviate from your normal patterns more often friendo
Jayden Lee
>wearing a button up shirt and khakis to a bar in smalltown USA so you can sniff an IPA and impress your friends with your beer choosing abilities because they never went to college >slicing up oranges to put in your Blue Moon at a bonfire
Adam Taylor
It kinda turns me on
Sebastian Scott
>taking a picture of your food
Faster service, dummy
Aiden Powell
Now stop quoting from your diary, have some dignity, this is a serious thread, you aaaaaaaaaaasshooooooooooole
Gabriel Reed
KEK, thanks for the laughter
Bentley Edwards
So sorry, your wife probably picked this place because of her "condition".
Christopher Jones
kek
Alexander Sanchez
Every post that is filled with american posters is an autistic thread
Jason Gutierrez
Our autism is unmatched. We are on a moose. We are le gun
Kevin Ward
one more thing to add to this don't purchase flashy labeled bottles because they are shitty and specifically marketed to young retards who don't know shit about wine
buy wine with a modest label that was bottled at least a year ago
it can be
You should never pay more than $10 for a bottle from a liquor store. It's not worth it
>we MUH SEKRIT CLUB
Lincoln Scott
Why are mods so shit. Delete this shit tier thread
Connor Fisher
Well $5 is relative. If you buy a 5 CHF wine here, it would be equal to some lambrusco tier shit. Literally what the hobos drink.
Jack Morales
It's the happy bday thread. Don't be so spiteful.
Samuel Wilson
>haricot verts
green beans, asshole
Aaron Perez
I only say that because there was a guy who brought a knife, oranges, and blue moons to a bonfire after his 2nd year in college and he got laughed at majorly
Connor Collins
Lighten up Britania, it's a birthday thread
Benjamin Reed
Depending on where I grew up, a guy like that wouldve been forced to join a drinking game quite instantly and get loaded with strong spirits until he wouldn't be able to walk properly anymore.
Alexander Walker
Lambrusco is likely equivalent to Arbor Mist here in the states.
Really fruity hangover juice in the summer.
the kid was a massive pussy so I think everyone just felt bad for him
Jack Garcia
for what reason? Out here Blue Moon is just a cheaper tasty beer, I've had it at many bonfires
Julian Diaz
>it can be
You literally cannot get an acceptable bottle of wine for under €10. You'll find the odd good bottle in the €10-20 range. Anything between €20 and €40 is the rip-off range. Good wines start from €45.
David Ramirez
I have been posting in this thread for 2.5 hours non stop. Time passed fast.
Christopher Hughes
it actually is my birthday!
Nolan Fisher
What to buy?
Leo Gray
Sounds great except for the swine potatoes. Was your wife wearing pants?
Scripture forbids it.
Sebastian Carter
guess you have a bad eye for picking wines
David Martin
>What to buy?
A dictionary :^)
Andrew Cooper
Who takes an orange with him to a bonfire, to put it into his beer? Anyways maybe he was a gentle nice guy, with soft feelings. I kinda feel sympathic towards him, allthough I know during my teenage days, that a guy like this wouldve been prey. Traumatized for sure.
Ethan Diaz
>user: darling lets go out tonight >user's wife: why? >user: because today is the anniversary of the Malaysian frog worshiping forum i go to
Connor Phillips
I think I know that shop.
Robert Richardson
>guess you have a bad eye for picking wines
I'm not too fond of most reds, but my parents have an impressive collection in the cellar (we're talking thousands of € here) so I know my way around.
What 5 bucks reds can you recommend?
Jack Myers
Post some Jordanian food plz. I am really craving for drugs right now, so please distract me, I am curious.
Luis Adams
NO MUSLIMS ALLOWED. Or are you white and working for dhl?
Aaron Bailey
Ill pick up a bottle tonight instead of a six pack
Noah Hughes
No you dont
Alexander Gray
whatever keeps the pill away! i racially identify as greek is that good enough?
Charles Anderson
Shall I go to my wine cellar and open a bottle, made by best friend who owns a vinyard? I am sick though (virus), I wanted to stop the drugs too, but I am really craving for a nice bottle right now, grown basically behind my house and delicious as fuck. Like the kind of wine a roman consul would drink at an orgy.
Benjamin Jones
>€ ew, stop Hans, I'm already hungover
Jayden Parker
Is that lamb? Thanks for sharing.
Jackson Peterson
appetizers desu yes the meat is boiled with water first then again with milk
Joseph Barnes
Can mostly confirm this.
Luis Morgan
The less you cook beef the more flavor there is to it, blue/rare steak is fucking delicious if you get a good cut / quality. You should try it some time Chilebro, go get a gammon steak and have it rare :)
Brandon Watson
Trader Joe's 2 Buck Chuck is actually really good. That's all I can think of off the top of my head because I usually don't go into the store knowing what I want. I pick it out on the fly.
See what I said here: for picking out red wines
subtle label, from California, and bottled over a year ago will usually get you a good red wine
If you're feeling ballsy, use the same technique to buy a Cab Sav.
Don't spend over $10 and you'll be surprised what you get.
Depending on how much you drink, but drinking a whole bottle of wine can give you a massive hangover.
Michael Bell
Based Jordan, forever out ally. What's the spread bottom center? Looks good!
Ryan Young
Mhh fresh olives. I once ate the best starter of my life in spain. It was just some freshly made bread, with butter and local green olives as big as my balls (they are quite big). Damn was that delicious. Thanks for sharing again. Also I am on this board but I am not a racist. I just don't like uncivilized and unmannered people.
Carter Reed
Whats the brand? Where can i buy it? I just puked again, looks like no thai, kebab or fondue for me today. Having some Zwieback with tea. Fuck me
Luke Ramirez
balkaners are more than familiar with this one! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ful_medames really easy to fuck up tho so you might not like the one in lil mecca its ok im racist enough for the both of us
Liam Gray
>Shall I go to my wine cellar and open a bottle, made by best friend who owns a vinyard?
Invite me the fuck over you fucking miser :^)
Owen Watson
Eh, if you ever try anything but donkey meat maybe youll also realise well done is handicapping your tastebuds
Sebastian Carter
I can't reveal it without revealing too much about myself. I am a rather high profile desu. I have to think about it.
Tyler Cook
Recommand another similar tasting/quality one i can get in jermoli or something
Chase Cruz
Is this filled with minced meat?
Luis Ward
the cool thing about Europe is that different cultures and people coexist in totally different environments but are still so close to each other
its said that even looking at pic related will give you diabetes. they are Qatayef! commonly served on holidays but you can still find them in some shops all year round yes and rice
Adrian Johnson
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Connor Davis
I am honestly equally close to you thanks to the internet. I really like it, all the bullshit that is happening aside, I enjoy company from diverse humans, it makes my days interesting. Not only on the internet that is. Cultured and mannered, that is my only requirement. So yea google dindus BTFO
Joseph Rivera
lentil soup!
Ayden Morales
Delicious
William Harris
I wear an IWC. You might have already guessed by my wine recommendation.
Daniel Foster
I agree.
I've learned so much about the world just by interacting with the people who live in it.
It's cool knowing that there's a place that I can go to ask even Australians, of all people, about their country at any time of the day and get a pretty much immediate response.