Farage To Help Trump Prepare For Second Debate

Jeb can be the punching bag.

Father and son bonding

Please clap

Trump to Obama: Do Not Pardon Hillary Clinton "Or Her Co-Conspirators"

realclearpolitics.com/video/2016/09/30/trump_to_obama_do_not_pardon_hillary_clinton_or_her_co-conspirators.html

Expect High-Level FBI Resignations Over Comey

newsmax.com/Newsmax-Tv/james-comey-fbi-resignation-michael-reagan/2016/09/29/id/750963/

Debate Commission: ‘There Were Issues’ with Donald Trump’s Audio

breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/09/30/debate-commission-there-were-audio-issues-during-first-debate/

Trumps gonna walk on with a pint in hand, and pull out the american passport in the other

gay as fuck m8s
gas yourselves

>HILLARY I HAVE TO SAY YOU LOOK LIKE A LOW-GRADE BANK CLERK, AND A WET RAG TONIGHT, BELIEVE ME

Don't you love the current year? Seperate memes are intertwining.

All Trump needs is for the people who do the audio not to fuck him over.

if Trump actually utilizes advice from Nigel "King of Banter" Farage it's fucking over for hilldawg

Trump wont listen he is to much of an egoist. He would rather complain on twitter and blow up his campaign

>Cruz and Farage now helping Trump in debate prep

oh baby dis gon be gud

>we're gonna bring back jobs to Americans
>outsources a job

This election turned real life into anime, first El Rato and now Farage coming together near the end to help the hero defeat the villain
Thanks ameribros, for giving us the most based elections of all time

posting rare nige

Wait.

CRUZ IS IN ON THIS TWO?

Holy fuck this is anime tier squad goals, Trump's gonna be levelling up his debate game hardcore.

I LOVE 2016 GUYS THIS YEARS GREAT.

we hav the smartst people ur smart, the smartst people u know that? the smart. the smartest people,

hey my id kinda looks like 'abo' on the end.

kek.

4D
D

Hillary, you have the charisma of a damp rag, and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk. And the question that I want to ask, […] that we're all going to ask, is "Who are you?"

The one thing the left never challenges Trump on is his 156 IQ which put him up there with Einstein. Why is that?

IQ is racist you stupid drumpfkin

OH FUCK YES

This is no silver bullet, but this is great.

Oh fuck. The banter is going to be off the charts

>implying Farage won't possess Trump for the debates

This is what the practice will be like:

youtube.com/watch?v=kQFKtI6gn9Y

This Cred Forums btfo

well they went after wealth, penis size, rape, russian mafia, cuban mafia but left IQ untouched.

Makes believe there is proof which is pretty amazing if he does. My IQ is 126 which I am proud of but he is 2 standard deviations ahead of me so its like he is talking to a dog when he talks to normal americans.

Why is there a party hat on my screen?

This will be like goku and gohan training in the hyperbolic time chamber. Wow this election has so many parallels to DBZ

>Former antagonist Ted Cruz and crossover protagonist Nigel Farage both stepping up to help Trump

It really is an anime

HOLY SHIT DELETE YOUR PHONE YOU GOT THE HATS VIRUS

>It's the second debate night

>Hillary smugly walks up to her stage

>She thinks Trump's finished, already ranting about unhinged tweets

>Suddenly, her blood runs cold and pant suit stains with shit

>GOD MORNING.mp4

>It's Trump, swaggering in with an oxfordian accent

>He's been trained by the Anglo himself

>Hillary starts spamming on the floor

>Shits a puddle and flops face first

>Drowns in her own epileptic induced shit

>Mfw

Oh yeah, my IQ is 163 and I hate Drumpf. I'm smarter than him therefore I can point out the problems with his xenophobic, racist, sexist policies better than he can

It's to celebrate the fact are Nige is going over

wasn't he butthurt about obama having a opinion on the brexit. what a hypocrite.

As a 150, I can tell you talking to people is a special sort of skill that is not necessarily IQ dependent. That I can tell you.

While sharpening debate tactics is in order, what Trump really needs is strategy stemming from psychology. That's where Hillary got on top of him. He failed to address her tactics properly and thereby fell for her strategy.

hoooly shit

>God morning

Shit

funny, isn't it?

Restart Cred Forums til it goes away....its a hacker named moot who comes here from tumblr sometimes and fucks with people

that this election is the best it will ever get. Next time its John Kerry versus Marco Rubio and it will suck again.

Enjoy every minute.

Will Trump just go up and lip sync while behind the scenes Nige does the talking in his best American accent

>My IQ is 163 yet I can still fall for the MSM hysteria and hyperbole
By the way no one's annoyed you're calling him Drumpf, user -- by God it's so childish.

I am not fucking lying, I dreamed about this 2 nights ago. I woke up and thought 'too awesome to happen.' then went right back to sleep.

I was wrong.

This timeline best timeline. Good things man, good things!

Happy BIRTHDAY SHAWTEE! BACARDI!

youtu.be/5qm8PH4xAss

13 YEARS OLD! WAZZZAAAAAP!

my IQ is 6 gorillion and everyone I know (whose IQ is above 200) isn't voting for drumpf

Too bad the next one is a Town hall debate, and Trump will actually have to talk to regular people and answer their questions.

it's a virus that infect system32. you have to delete it then restart you computer. after that it should be fine

if it's on a phone, your phone has a virus and has to be factory reset

He's a racist xenophobe and that's that. My IQ was Mensa tested so it's legit, unlike drumpf's

I disagree though on later point. Trump lost debate on purpose and now he is bringing in Farage, Cruz and rest of Ginu Force to help. He seems sympathetic and pulls in peopel to help. I think he threw the first debate on purpose which if true makes have balls of steel.

gr8 b8 m8 I r8 0/8 actually it was shit
kill urself

lol trump is still a hot head moron and that isn't changing. it will show in this debate and the next. just like it did in the first.

trump is dun

They repeat the ame shit, day in and day out.

Zero original thought, zero self awareness, zero credibility.

What is all this about Cruz? I know he endorsed but is he actually helping coach Trump as well?

Trump became a billionaire by selecting, trusting, and listening to people who know what they are talking.

That's why he doesn't take any shit from news anchors and the like.

But he listens to people who have proved themselves, and Nigel fought a fight as difficult as Trump's.

Wow I am #mentallyHill now thanks

Hillary, you have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low grade bank clerk

>"Friends for life"

It's Cred Forumss birthday ya forgetful cunt!

that's because they were too busy studying for the iq test while letting liberal media brainwash them in the background instead of focusing on both sides.

also my iq is 7 grillion

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God yes.

You only get those if you have been redirected to a illegal porn website that broadcasts CP...

CTR is targetting people

Are you disputing my genius tier IQ? Also, Bill Clinton's IQ is in the 150 range and since smart people tend to marry other smart people we can assume Hillary's IQ is comparable. If their IQs are the same and Hillary is doing better then Hillary is superior. Deal with it, drumpfag

I don't want to sound like a weirdo, but I also envisioned that to happen a few days ago, thinking to myself, "wouldn't that be awesome if Farage were to train Trump on debates?"

Maybe Kek is sending us prophecies.

Why would he need help? Didn't he "destroy" Hillary in the first debate? :^)

Trump for sure pulled punches on purpose, and likely due to a strategy of escalating through the debates.

But his behavior did not demonstrate a sufficiently clear grasp of how to deal with the obvious counterstrategy. He was not a happy camper by the end of it.

>Nige accidentally says something not in American dialect

>No one notices because it's just Trump inventing new words

Canada is cucked we don't want them

Hang on fucking faggot,
Trump already has the best words, why the fuck does he need help from a drunk brit?

Was the target for

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He didn't destroy her. He just won the debate.
Winning a single debate doesn't mean winning the election.

He needs all the help he can get.
Nigel Farage is an expert at debating dishonest politicians.

Send this sentiment to Trump, let him know

Defeating his rival, then becoming best bros. Classic Anime.

its all a puppet show

*teleports behind you*
*unsheathes katana*
him, you seem to have underestimated my IQ. nothing personnel, kid

BIGLY

Fuck off CTR. You faggots are done for, so just enjoy another few weeks OK paid shitposting while it lasts.

>He didn't destroy her. He just won the debate.

Weird. Polling seems to say otherwise. Pretty sure his chances dropped drastically after the first debate. Why would they do that if he won?

Ever notice how Farage looks like a frog?

>Nige just diverts the debate topic to mock our leftists back home
Americans: 'who is Jeremy corbyn and why is Trump calling him a bloody communist'

It was funny seeing all the retarded liberals claim 'bigly' wasn't a real word only to get BTFO by the dictionary.

And now the crossover with the protagonist of another series, truly the GOAT election cycle

With Nigel and Cruz you can't lose.

I wonder what will happen next, what dankest meme will arise to show its glory to fible minded normies.

I hope Nige moves to the US and runs as a senator or governor and helps saves us from this international Jewry like he did from Britain.

You better mean it, tell Farage to spread that brexit magic

You're the one who has no faith in Trump asswipe, he wiped the floor with Cruz and Ted, and you think he needs fucking HELP with Clinton? I bet you even think he lost the first fucking debate kike.

We need to get things related to the Clinton Foundation trending before the next debate happens.

#Crookedfoundation

This is pretty much admission of defeat. No politician in memory has ever reached out to someone like Farage for debate pointers, especially after bragging for months that he did not need to prepare because he has dealt with powerful people and complex issues all his life.

What next, hiring one of us to help write those awful 3 am tweets?

It's over guys. If Hillary can stay healthy (meaning medicated heavily) she has this one in the bag.

Thank you greatest ally

CTR you're fucking panicking hard

Shapiro?

You're such a good dad!

Trump is not as articulate as he could be.

Trumps not a politician :^)

Gotta love how CTR is fucking trying to raid this thread now

>Trump is not as articulate as he could be.

Can a 70 year old person actually learn how to be articulate in two weeks?

Cruz has offered to coach Trump but there's been no word yet from the Trump camp if they accepted the offer

All those shitposts about TRUMP WILL MAKE ANIME REAL

I never thought they'd actually be right.

theguardian.com/politics/2016/oct/01/nigel-farage-donald-trump-ukip-presidential-debate-us

What about Cruz's offer? Is he gonna take both offers or cuck cruz again?

Can a badgering old women learn to not have a coughing fit in two weeks?

Guys get in here and help kick out CTR

>Implying anyone gives a shit after the first debate.
It's over.

Meat is back on the menu boys.

>Cruz has offered to coach Trump

I know he has a reputation for being a good debater, and won prizes in college, but he got blown out in the primaries.

jesus christ. this is like a team prepping for the super bowl by asking an assistant coach from a team the obliterated to come in at the last minute and write a game plan.

DESPERATION FOLKS.

Nice try CTR. You scared?

Hilary's responses are extraordinarily predictable and it's not difficult to tear her apart.

Not in the slightest. Enjoy your utter defeat.

Very much this.

>tfw it's all bs

While he played a part in Brexit I'm astounded Trump would put so much faith in a man whose political party got absolutely destroyed in the elections. It was an impressive turn-out don't get me wrong but he's hardly a guaranteed success story.

Coughing fit, pants of shit.
Can't stand up, she has to sit.
Every time she tells a lie, shit runs down her inner thigh.
Pee pee pee, poo poo poo. She won't make it to the loo.
In the name of Kek and Donald Trump.
Live, On Air, She'll take a dump.

For example Trump seemed desperate on the Iraq war question whereas Hilary was more calm in conveying her bullshit. All he had to do was point out that since he was a civilian his opinion didn't matter and Hillary supported the war while in a position of power. He should take notes from Ryan Dawson more than anyone else: youtu.be/TO8B03m1O84

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Underrated

What does CTR stand for? I keep seeing it around and nobody will tell me what it means.

It means Cred Forums is shitting their pants that their meme candidate is going to lose.

Lurk moar newfag

Yup. He didn't have good preparation going in, and even admitted it at the end when he revealed that he'd decided on the fly to not use something he'd been given.

Nige did a wonderful job speaking before a US audience at that Trump rally in spite of misreading the audience reactions. I don't know that he has the right underlying strategy, but he will make excellent council for conduct against a woman who regularly testifies for hours before Congress to weave her way out of any guilt or responsibility.

hillary supposedly pays people to Correct The Record.

so, anytime anyone posts anything intelligent about trump, it's CTR CTR CTR

>Lurk moar newfag

this is not newfriendo

Thats are nige

The sound of desperation. We know all about your plans now. You're beyond fucked.

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kek

Christ how desperate are you?

Very rare

Yeah and he seemed repetitive when talking about trade deals all the time. There are an infinite number of things to grill Hillary on and I hope his team gives him better content.

"regular" people. kek

What

>(((regular people)))

They're predicting unmitigated doom and gloom if trump wins. It's such a bluff. Same as Brexit. Same as the Walmart team meeting about unionizing. Same as a Christian family discussion on premarital sex.

youtu.be/e9RG7NYQa8k

Very handsome. very gentleman.

>with Cruz and Ted
Trump supporters, everybody

Based Nige

Largest population
Largest military
Largest GDP
Largest center of trade

The US has been the center of the entire west since the 50s, center of the entire world since the fall of the Soviet Union.
That might change in like 20 years time if China really steps up, but for now that's the case.

And I also hope they take note of how close Hillary got to being unsettled at certain points. If he goes in next time being able to dominate on the content, the composure, and the relentlessness to really hammer her hard, then he'll be able to retake control of the underlying psychological strategy.

Did Trump accept Cruz's help?

MEME MAGIC is real!

Indeed, the Jew will try to fuck him up because if he wins the JQ gets into the mainstream. And boy oh boy, the kikes know that once whitey starts talking about the JQ it's over. The Jew will either be kicked out or gassed.

We must make it happen. We must name the Jew, Blame the Jew, and then expunge the Jew from our societies. No more Jews!!!

Wakey wakey

I think he knows now what her tactics are. Once immigration gets brought up, Trump will slam her hard.

Cruz is the only person I dislike more than Clinton this election.

See I can tell how new you are just by saying that

t. increasingly nervous man

He did not deny helping Trump with debate pointers though.
So it's likely he's getting them through a video chat / phone call.

You are an idiot. The people are going to vote for Trump because he's the underdog, because he's speaking from his heart, because he's not a criminal, because he's a patriot and because he's healthy. Hillary is fucked and the only thing that keeps her running are fraudulent polls, fraudulent debates and the media which are trying to mislead the people. It's like with Brexit. On election day you'll get confronted with reality. Also they'll be trying to steal the election. Be prepared for some major fuckups in critical states like Ohio and Florida.

He hasn't directly told the US who to vote for unlike Obama who told Britain to remain but he has shown support to Trump but that is in no why being a hypocrite.

Does Nige have a paypal?

I want to give him $20 every time he does something cool. I'm sure I'm not alone.

Did Nigel used to work with (or have to interact with her due to foreign relations) a lot? He seems to hate her fucking guts for both political and personal reasons?

Let's see

Mexican President has given Trump his blessing

King Jew has given Trump his blessing

Leader of Brexit has given Trump his blessing

Putin has given Trump his blessing

Assad is probably praying for Trump

Poland has given Trump their blessing

Trumps arch rival has given Trump his blessing
Now time for Trump to shape up

>Largest population
>Largest military
>Largest GDP
>Largest center of trade

You forgot; Largest nation of cretins on the planet
Seriously though, for such a big and powerful nation, why the fuck are Americans so uneducated, stupid and ignorant?

Nigel hates globalists.

>The second debate begins
>Trump is clearly doing better, goes for the throat by implying that Hillary is not fit to be President and demands she release medical records.
>Hillary lashes back with some banter about Trump's sniffing in the last debate, her writers prepared for this. She says Trump is more concerned with her personal health than the health of the American people to a cheering crowd.
>Trump stumbles over his words, the room is shocked, did Trump just lose his composure?
>Hillary looks to the audience and says "He wants to be a tough guy, but he's got less energy tonight."
>Trump, on the verge of defeat weakly pushes a button on his podium and says "activate protocol damp rag"
>The lights at the back of the stage light up, a silhouette can be seen, God Save the Queen begins to play.
>The figure makes his way to the podiums, it's Nigel fucking Farage dressed in the full British Grenadier uniform.
>He says good morning to the audience even though it's the evening
>He turns to Hillary and says.
>"You seem to have a loathing for the very idea of the USA, perhaps that is because you come from Illinois which is pretty much a non-state."
>Hillary's medical records drop from the sky en masse like the Hogwarts letters from Harry Potter.
>The Shillary shills in the audience start booing and hissing
>"Even for NBC this audience is pretty left wing" says Nigel
>The entire audience is replaced with the ghosts of the founding fathers along with many great Republican Presidents
>Ronald Reagan is at the front of the crowd and gives Nigel a thumbs up, Nigel gives him a cheeky wink in response.
>A giant bald eagle soars over the stadium with red white and blue smoke spewing out of its anus
>Does the eagle represent the USA or the UK? It's hard to tell at this moment, one could say that right now they are one and the same.
>Spears of flame begin to spew from Nigel's feet as he soars off into the night like Iron Man.
>November 11th 2016
>Trump still only gets 35%

No he was pissed because Obama flew to the UK and DEMANDED they vote stay.

Same way he'll be insulted when blacks don't all vote Hil.

Farage was pissed a foreign leader would directly address the baits.

Farage isn't gonna waste his time on the bluepilled normies.

CTR shills out in full fucking force lately

>farage takes trump into the mountains to train his debate skills
>farage debates Trump as fiercely as he would a true opponent, just to see what he's made of
>to no surprise, Trump debates back with the same force
>their shouts echo out across the mountains
>for hours, they remain locked in fierce debate, until they are both completely exhausted and drop to their knees
>just then, Hillary steps into view, smirking
>"heh... thought I'd find you here..." *unsheathes talking point*
>exhausted, trump and farage are unable to defend themselves as Hillary debates them to death
>as she stands over them, shrieking ad hominems, Nigel sheds a single tear
>as she walks away from the scene of the crime, she says to herself:
>"repeat after me: president hillary rodham clinton"

Obama is a globalist piece of shit who has no right to tell British people which way to vote in Brexit.

Redpill brits are top tier, she's fucked.

>Best words

His manner of speaking at a debate is widely known to be at a toddlers level. A bit of eloquence would not be amiss.

I would love to see farage vs Hilary

Just when you thought it wasn't possible for the Trump campaign to get more douchey.

Doesn't matter. Lurk moar applies to ALL boards.

Did the media lie about Trump sending out an email asking for constructive criticism of his debate performance? I'm on the email list and I didnt get it, but I saw Fox Biz reporting on this yesterday.

Seems like something a leftist outlet would fabricate to reinforce the "Trump lost the debate" narrative.

How dare you abuse the word douchey in reference to Farage. Hillary is the true douche chiller. Goddamn she makes my skin crawl.

>"not with those delegates, Hillary"

kek

The Tree of the Anglo Alliance will be refreshed with the blood of globalists.

>Trump walks on stage
"GOOD MORNING! I'd like to point out to the moderator that it seems hardly fair for me to be summoned to this debate to spar with an invalid."

Nigel has dat British charm. Hillary is dead.

Wait but it says now ukip is denying Nigel is coming over, so is he helping trump or not

What if it's nigel farage dressed like trump, does the whole debate for him?

checked.

'Ello my fellow colonials.

Funny indeed, but it only really works if Farage says it. Somehow, the softness of the american accent ruins the punchiness.

Yeah, well, Hillary is a turd sandwich!

Praise kek!
Prophets among us!

>when you don't perform as well as you should have, asking someone who is better experienced than you for advice is a bad thing

>can barely pass public high school
>public highschool offers autism levels of education on being a human
>go from highschool into a manufacturing or mechanic job that pays almost the same as a high level specialized engineering job in the EU
And that's why most people you meet are fucking idiots, it's simply very easy to have a half decent life here without college.

>Donald has the best words

yeah.

"Isnt it funny? All of you are supporting a person who wants to wage war with Russia"

I don't get why he mentioned his son

BASED NIGEL

>>November 11th 2016
European education

>Brits aren't europeans
Ok.

I'd say you're among the most european of us, having been raped by half a dozen different factions throughout the ages. Hell, you even got a sizeable portion of Nordic master race genes introduce into that potato-faced island-goblin population of yours.

That said, I like the picture and have saved it.

"her crimes would damn any man, but since she's corrupted and has the establishment in her control, she cannot be brought down. i am asking you, do you prefer the freedom and peace or hillary causing war for all of you?"

He shouldn't wait for any particular topic, though. His focus on NAFTA is spot on, but it's not what works against a rigged debate where the knives come in from all sides and he only gets one or two chances to drive home clearly something he knows more about than anyone else in the room.

Trump had better be able to slice and dice her on anything that comes along and just keep it up. That's out of character for a CEO who relies on his tactical people to roll out the 3" binder of details, but he has the capacity to keep that rolling for a long, long time.

She'll go to pieces like a dawdling cowardly animal who ran out of lines.

Although really Trump needs Americans to debate against, because Americans will be more familiar with the details of policy choices in America.

Autism

I've been watching most of his rallies for a couple months and you quickly notice he often slips up and lets out a word that only somebody with a really advanced vocabulary would use.

For example... during the debate he used "braggadocious" which left a lot of "educated" pundits/commentators scratching their head.

Trump playing 5d chess by flopping in the first debate, leaving the public with lowered expectations for the 2nd. The 2nd debate Trump goes for the throat and wins in a landslide.

Thanks Jamal

>goodMorning.jpg

It's something he played with during the freewheeling rallies as an allegory for how easy it is for young people more in touch with technology to hack things, kind of like the allusion to the 400lb guy in his basement or whatever it was.

That's exactly the sort of thing that he should have had rehearsed for, so as to bring it right back around to bear on Hillary instead of fumbling with things the casual audience will not understand.

>8th

Funnily enough we didn't learn about the date of the 2016 Presidential election when I was at school.

I was getting those vibes but it did seem random.

Then why did Romney lose? The second debate arguably matters the least, but the third debate will be the last thing people see before they decide.

Sweden doesn't exist any longer. The same is with its history. You are now a Brazil like mulatto nigger country. You have no features other than being brown goo.

Is this some anime plot or something?

Because it is starting to be one.

They could still go 14/88 and murder the mudslimes. That'd fix the problem. If they wait much longer it won't matter but they can still deal with the problem and remain Swedes.

"N-no pls i said on Howard Stern maybe, no I said m-maybe kinda, just ask Howard Stern just ask Sean Hannity p-pls d-don't hurt me..."

Pathetic. Hillary comes at him with bullshit that she herself is guilty of an he doesn't immediately shut that shit down? What's wrong with him? Whenever these moderators say something stupid he should jump down their throats. Shameful.

i believe so, it will end with farage and trump winning the whole thing.

It was a very muddled and incoherent attempt to say that technology plays a very large role in society and that people as young as his son could be potential hackers.

values, identifications, etc...

racism is not a bad thing, if you look at its advantages and disadvantages
>xenophobe
try to prove that Islamist immigration is baseless fear with actual data.

Five Eyes forever!

That increasingly drunk brit happened to blow the fuck out of all the star power his nation could muster up against him.

Now Trump gets the same.

>i'm new zealand you cunt
fucking kek

>tfw brexit was merely the prologue

>That increasingly drunk brit happened to blow the fuck out of all the star power his nation could muster up against him.

I don't really follow brit pol, like who does, but I thought farage fell short of whatever he was supposedly after.

He went into politics with the sole intention of leaving the EI

SEVENTEEN YEARS AGO YOU WERE ALL LAUGHING AT ME

It's not clear to me that he had planned anything beyond that, but he can say mission accomplished for that much. And now the ship has been set off in a useful direction for the incumbent rearranging of the world, and, perhaps more importantly, before the world has imposed rearrangement on the ship.

>I bet you even think he lost the first fucking debate kike

Because he did you retard.

Kek is kind to us.

>Farage to help Trump
>Assad about to take back Aleppo with the help of based Vlad while cucking everyone else in Syria at the same time
>AFD doing great
h-hold me Cred Forums

No problem, Muhammed (the most popular name in England and Wales).

>Austria
>According to Eurostat, there were 1.27 million foreign-born residents in Austria in 2010, corresponding to 15.2% of the total population. Of these, 764,000 (9.1%) were born outside the EU and 512,000 (6.1%) were born in another EU member state.[6]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Austria#New_ethnic_minorities_in_Austria

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Sweden#cite_note-scb.se-10
>According to Eurostat, in 2010, there were 1.33 million foreign-born residents in Sweden, corresponding to 14.3% of the total population. Of these, 859,000 (64.3%) were born outside the EU and 477,000 (35.7%) were born in another EU Member State.[16][17]

>But the then Austrian chancellor, Werner Faymann, and Schönborn continued to insist that the open-door policy would work and that borders must remain fully open. By the end of 2015, more than 90,000 people had applied for asylum in Austria, more per capita than Germany or Sweden (and more than the US and Canada put together). Faymann was forced to change his policy and Austria closed its borders.
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/jun/10/austria-refugees-migration-crisis-eu

AUSTRIA YES
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inb4
>closed its borders s-see we're white!!!
We closed our borders too.

>Northern Mexican talking about european matters
Calm down, mudblood.

W-why does everyone forget Ireland?

Literally every Muslim is called muhammad whereas we have a wide range of names to choose from. You also need to remember that you are literally from Sweden, cuck capital of the universe, so you have no room to talk

This is your great chance to start bullying Germany, now that DB is starting to gas out.

Brexit doesn't take prisoners, Hillary.

>Last month it emerged that, at the Ukip conference in Bournemouth, Mr Farage had told friends that 'at worst Trump is a boor', before adding 'actually he's a boor at best too'.

what did he mean by this???

Funny isn't it?

He meant Boer mate

thank you sir. I should have known that.

ok.

The bantz will be something else.

>Then why did Romney lose?
Because he wasn't Trump and Obama wasn't Hillary. Why are you pretending like that election has any bearing whatsoever on this one? Is that what you're hanging you're hopes on? Do you realize that Obama lost 4.5 million voters between '08 and '12? Do you think Hillary will be gaining those back, because that's what she's going to need to do at the very least.

that doesn't even make sense

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I think he was trying to imply that he considers Trump a boor.

this was good

England prevails.

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Holy shit. This is real!!!!!!!!!

Underrated.

He's a businessman. You don't use flowery words in business if you're a top guy. You keep your sentences short and sweet. You use simple language so everyone understands.

Flowery dialogue is for writers and politicians. That's why Trump is doing so well: he connects with the ordinary people.

GOOD MORNING

Fucking KEK

>Classic nigger lovers #2 of europe after France
>Now with so much mud that an arab name takes the #1 spot of male names
>Elect a muslim for the capital
>>E-Every muslim is named muhammad where as we pick from various names
>>That-tha's why they dominate the UK name list while the whiter sweden doesn't have that same proble- oh I mean, C-KEK!
Haha. Stay mad, Muhammed.

Getting close to dinner time, maybe you should stop shitposting and go pick your daughter up from the kebab shop, or is she eating there today?

Nigel you glorious bastard! The man truly is a bro.

>well, donald trump will never tell you how to do twelve things at a time in Iraq and take the nuclear out of the hippityhootz
ding!
>Mr. Trump, you have 30 seconds to respond

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WHO _ARE_ YOU?
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As I understand, Britannia simply tolerates Europe.

Try not to get murdered by niggers, Sven. Don't worry, I'm sure your "please don't kill me" bracelets will save you LOL

This is the rarest one in my collection

>NIGEL?
>CRUZ?
YOU CAN'T LOSE!

Brittania should've fucked off to one of its colonies while it still had them, then. I guess Sweden isn't european either, because there's water inbetween us and the mainland?

I don't know if a nation where people will simply film and talk to a nigger beheading a soldier in the street really has much to say about violence.

>Brits save the west from Napoleon
>Save the west from the Eternal Kraut three times in a century
>Now saving the most powerful country from becoming a corrupted pesudo-monarchy.

How'd you guys keep getting away with it? It's almost as if the Anglos are like some sort of set point that maintains the homeostasis of Western Culture even when it's diseased

Fuck you faggot. You're the reason why yanks have a bad name on this board.

I heard Farage was in 3 major accidents. What were they?

>trump actually made anime real

>Sweden isn't european either, because there's water inbetween us and the mainland?
there's no water, lying piece of shit

you are the mainland

That's an everyday occurrence in Sweden though. I never understood what was so good looking about blonde hair, blue eyed people anyway. Good riddance to your departure I say

All in a day's work, old bean.

>braggadocious
>Pronounced brag-a-docious
>People may say fag-a-docious

Wow, I wonder what BRAGadocious means.

Sweden isn't European because it's populated by rapist shitskins.

2 Car accidents
1 plane crash
and testicular cancer.

He's made of iron

Most rational people turn down MENSA when they offer to add them to their shitty group. It's a circlejerk almost as big as SJWism, an echo chamber that will never allow facts to pierce it's walls. Also, smug cunts.

Do you think Farage has a master plan that goes beyond the UK?

Anglos are the master race

No. He's just giving a bit of help in the fight against globalism

It's an unusual word to know in the US. I'm not sure if Trump has a history of using it, but it was interesting that he was big on that word shortly after a certain psychological warfare expert tossed it into the fray.

For all I know it went in the reverse direction.

GOOD MORNING, HILLARY

YOU LAUGHED AT ME AT THE LAST DEBATE BUT I HAVE TO SAY, YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING NOW, ARE YOU?

KEK is watching lads

That's true, and you shouldn't use big words in politics either. But when people he says he doesn't sound intelligent they really mean he briefly discusses a topic as if he doesn't understand it: he summarises them into small, and useless soundbites.

t. Ahmed ibn Muhammad Khan

Been trying to find a source on Trump's IQ to btfo undecideds who think he's dumb but can't find any record of an iq test. Where'd you get 156?

He's not part of UKIP anymore.

THE MEME SQUAD HAS BEEN ASSEMBLED

ARE NIGE AND EL RATO WILL HELP THE GOD EMPEROR ASCEND

>Largest population
No

>Largest centre of trade
Maybe, London's still the capital of finance, though so it's hard to say.

>Largest Military
You mean most powerful; quantitively, you're lacking to China.

Ah, I get what you mean. While you shouldn't, we've developed a class career politicians from upper-middle class, privately-educated backgrounds, so it's no surprise it's found among politicians.

One of the big problems there ism, because Trump does not use a script, he can lose his train of thought.

I think that this will help Trump out a lot as he's still a newcomer to the political landscape. Nige and Trump have similar temperments so I think it'll be a blessing.

He's not the leader, but he's still a member

If you haven't heard of it then it doesn't matter, since it's so easy to decipher.

Just like in my Mongolian cave paintings.

It's scary. Reality is becoming memes. We are witnessing a memetic singularity and I'm not sure what's real anymore

>""Saved""
>Introduced cultural marxism and killing the west from within
The only reason they haven't gone completely under yet is because the Jews need a host, and can't fully kill it until they migrate to a new one (this applying to the US). The British are a joke. They don't have a "sphere" or empire, they only have the zionists telling them where to go and what to do.

They own none of it. They are simply a dog on a leash, and anyone they bite gets infected by their rabies - the bite of ZOG.

We're a peninsula, not the mainland. Then again, I wouldn't expect a nigger like yourself to

>That's an everyday occurrence in Sweden though.
Ah, now you're just making shit up. I see - Good day, Sir.

Indeed. He speaks like somebody too accustomed to assuming that the audience already knows what he's talking about.

That's a lot different from explaining things in a widely accessible manner.

>Inb4 some sweaty wehraboo says the Nazis weren't trying to destroy Western cultures foreign to Germany, they were only trying to enhance them.

There's a big difference between knowing what it means if you've not heard of it before and knowing it ahead of time and using it on the spot.

I hope any siblings you have get raped and bludgeoned to death by the "new Swedes".

Yeah all the polls that said he won? Fuck off ctr kike

Basically, we tolerate them until we have to go fix their shit

Less so than Austria, as demonstrated . Also less than France, the UK and Germany.

t. Eternal anglo

I know, you hate white people. Good goy.

Goodmorning , you are not laughing anymore now

Excellent greentext

No, I just hate you smug nordics

Not to mention being time efficient. Time is literally money in Trump's case, every second counts. Concise speech saves time.

Which is a problem for the debates; rallies he can get away with since the people share similar situations and views.

He doesn't need a script. He just needs to stay confident and stick to several powerful, but simple ideas (memes if you will) that all Americans - no matter their race, age or beliefs can agree with. This strategy is rather similar to local issues: most things unite us. These are the ideas of personal freedom, the pursuit of happiness and the desire for success. Trump can show the American people that Hillary's America will lead us down a path of state-dependance, corporate enslavement (lobby groups) and an America that bootlicks the desires for the elite.

Yes yes yes

If Cruz helps too CLINTON IS GOING TO GET WRECKED

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Yeah, if you look at people's emails and stuff from an underline, it'll be like:

Hi user, I was wondering if you can check this out when you have the time. I've been working on this and I thought that it might be worth looking at because of...

... anyway, let me know when you have time!
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Whereas I'd send:

user
Thoughts?
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Yeah, he doesn't need a script - but don't forget he's new to it so he's bound to get sidetracked a little bit. He'll only get better.

Yes - and no - braggadocios, like I said, is similar to what a child would say x-adocious where x is a verb or adjective. However, he could have known it beforehand, and I do think he did, but I'm not going to consider it a big word due to its simplicity.

He has as much time as Hillary. What he should do is practice giving speeches that convey as much information in a short amount of time; he's got the short amount of time covered, now he just needs to focus on the information part.

> Cruzifed yet another witch

I don't think he's quite as quick on his feet as he comes off, and does much better when things are free-form and he has "all the time in the world" to get around to things like during the rallies, where he is in control of the flow.

But he seems to be a quick learn, so if he can get the right coaches to get him in line and tell him what to do in the right places, then he should be able to pull this off quite nicely.

So when/if Trump is President, how much or little involvement in his real estate and other businesses be?

t. CTR

>5 shekels have been deposited into your account

Didn't the vast majority of British jews vote Tory with a sizable amount also voting for Brexit? I remember seeing that on a Brit/pol/ thread when people were shitting on Corbyn.

IIRC he said he'd hand it off to somebody else in the family so he could focus on being POTUS and only POTUS.

Barron's time to shine

>anime
I think of it more like a mid-level DnD party

>Donald "The Don" Trump, Chaotic Good Paladin who swore to tear down his nation's government so that he may rebuild it as a utopia
>Ted "El Rato" Cruz, Lawful Good Cleric of the GOP, once the enemy of Trump, but has now decided to set aside his quarrels so that he may help him defeat a far greater threat to America
>Nigel "Can't Barrage the" Farage, Neutral Good Wizard, a former politician from a distant land that has heard of Trump's struggles to free his country of a great evil and has traveled across a great sea to aid him in his quest

10/10 would DM

>Vote
>Tory
>Thinking any of the charades matter
Britain has organized efforts to kill any european uprising against the jews, always working with them. They even gave them Israel because the Jews own them so fucking hard, all they had to do was write a letter asking to get it and the anglo fucks bent over touching their toes within three seconds of reading the request.

The only adocious a child says here these days is superfragicastalisticexpialidocious. And probably they don't even say that anymore these days.

One of the reasons why people with some kind of an English accent are generally seen as being more intelligent here is that you tend to be better with words, culturally.

Having a kid at Trump's age is insane. I bet the boy is autistic

Indeed. Pic related is how different demographics voted in the referendum

If he doesn't get sidetracked in business, he should get sidetracked in politics. The two are interchangeable, despite what Clinton proclaims to the world.

>sperm
>effecting child development in the womb

wew

Btw the Jews hate us because we closed off Israel to them just as the Germans fired up the ovens

So in the anime, Cruz is basically the one time enemy who has swallowed their pride and finally come back from exile after defeat to help the main character defeat a mutual enemy.

Farage is the the legendary master from a far land who agrees appears in a time of great distress in order to offer his unique skill set to the main character. While Cruz recognizes Trumps skills, he is angry he doesn't focus on training harder to make them better rather than relying on natural talent. Farage however, has no problems telling Trump he is wrong and must take very seriously the training from both him and Cruz.

Trump has already made anime real.

You expect your team to know what you're talking about though. With the public it can vary wildly.

Low quality sperm is a low quality child. Melania was relatively old herself when she got pregnant as well

It's not about Geography. Geographically we are European.

It's about culture and identity. Britain is more culturally similar to America than Europe, mainly because American culture is an offshoot of our own. Sweden is European because they say so and act like so; we're not because we chose not to be.

>Britain should fuck off if it doesn't feel European
No. We should just settle our differences and deal with the fact that we're both different nations.

>Low quality sperm
>God emperor Trump

You have a screw loose bong

>DA JOOS

People genuinely believe this? I mean, cultural marxism isn't some satan. It shares a similar goal as ours: to build a utopia. The only difference is the way it goes about doing it. Basically, people started thinking we should be more tolerant and diverse if we want to build a utopia instead of more hard-working and instinctive.

Not if you're selling an idea. And if he uses a script with that, then he should have been using a script since day one of entering the campaign.

just one example off the top of my head.

It's like a fucking JoJo story.

Clinton for some reason received a power up for her stand near the end of the story just like every other JoJo antagonist since part 4 (except part 5) and now it's time for Trump to get his powerup

>Expect High-Level FBI Resignations Over Comey

No.
They love Comey. Comey saved their jobs/careers and the Dept itself from a huge shit storm.
Remember, this isn't Justice, it's politics.

What do you think would happen to the FBI and it's agents if she had moved past charges and won or another D came in, ran and won?

What do you think would happen to those guys and their Dept?

Let's say she lost because of charges...What do you think the D's on capital hill would do to the FBI? How bad do you think the Est. and lobbyists would fuck over the FBI...these people have long memories and even longer knives.

Comey chose to save his career, his agents careers and the dept.

I'm not saying he was right, but it's what he did.

Who would Putin be?

Maybe for America, but for Britain kids make up vocabulary like that in order to express subtlety in the description of a thing or an action.

Old men tend to have much lower the quality sperm is what I'm saying.

Not at all. If he's not used to one he's just transferring it over. He'll get there. Just have a bit of faith in him.

They do that here to some extent, but it's not as much environmentally instilled or encouraged for them to do so, and adocious is a particularly rare suffix to encounter unless they take to reading things of the sort to contain examples of it. Education these days is really in the shitter bigly.

barron is indeed autistic. an autistic genius

barron 4d chess meme is my favorite internet

A known character briefly mentioned in an earlier episode, but his effect on the story, at this point, remains unknown. The putin arc doesn't start for a while.

No one really cares what his vocabulary is like, unless you're a picky liberal. People will really care about the amount he knows. Unfortunately, he only frisks through topics and solutions.

The guy who's on the same mission as the protag, but doesn't really talk much. Sometimes they bump into one another though.

Sometimes, you're OK.

>Sweden
>European
Sweden has a Nordic culture, not mainland european.

We're as different as you are, but you think you're special somehow because you still look back at your glory days of actually being something, instead of the reality that all of your colonies rejected you, and your culture. British culture in the first place, is a mix of various conquerors throughout the ages, no joke, even vikings introduced cultural elements to the Islands. Clearly you haven't been to a nordic country, if you would equate it with larger european culture.

>I mean, cultural marxism isn't some satan. It shares a similar goal as ours: to build a utopia.
Watch this youtube.com/watch?v=vLqHv0xgOlc a longer version is in the related videos.

The goal of cultural marxism (or jewish influence, we could say, if you dislike the term), is to break down every facet of society until it's so unstable and weak that they can just swoop in and offer the "solution" to all of our problems.

It's a classic problem > solution trick. They hire a guy to throw a stone at your window, and then knock on your door to offer window repairs. Only that window is the western spirit, and the way they'll "fix" it is by trying to unite us all under one ZOG banner.

A one-world government is the ultimate goal, quite obviously.

>No one really cares what his vocabulary is like, unless you're a picky liberal. People will really care about the amount he knows. Unfortunately, he only frisks through topics and solutions.

trudat. You're right over the drop zone

>tfw back when NPR went on a yuge hissy fit about estimating his reading level and tards to this day still kvetch over it.