I'm Russian

why would a strong and smart Russian president want a weak cretin in charge of Murica? Srsly, must be the only global leader who would welcome a Trump victory, everyone else knows, hes retardedly dangerous. But those missiles are pointed at Russia (morstly) - why risk an idiot in charge - is he bought, or does Putin just want to look good in comparison?

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How many fights did you get into today?

How much heroine did you do today?

How many Chechens have you bashed in the last month?

Are you RIDF aka PIDF or are you anti Putin?

an OP can only bump their thread every 10 minutes

my question to you:

are Russians white?

How common are the stereotypical names we use like Boris, Ivan, Vlad, Igor, Niko, etc.

How much weight can you squat?

Chto ty dumaesh o putine?

Why don't you an hero?

are you comfy my bro?

Satan what are you doing here?

Why should I? I can't speak English properly to claim myself as an American anyway. Even though I have IELTS 6.5 my English is trash.
I think they have something between them. No homo. Just business.
Noooo.
>How many fights did you get into today?
0. I spent the whole day at home.
>How much heroine did you do today?
Fuck drugs. I smoke cigarettes.
>How many Chechens have you bashed in the last month?
No Chechens in my area (Saint-P ghetto). Only Vasyas in adidas trackies.
> Are you RIDF aka PIDF or are you anti Putin?
I'm anti Putin but unfortunately there is no alternative. The only thing I want is to drive my Dodge Charger along California freeway straight to LA with my wife on the passenger seat.
I guess they are. But some Russians in Ural area are mongols.
Niko isn't Russian name. Nikolai is. And yeah, they are very common. My name is Roman though.
105kg was my best.

Putin is a dictator and thief without any alternative.
Wat?
Pretty much.

y u hack us, bro?

Can you send me a KGB QT?

Because Hillary is shit and already did a blunder with Putin back when she was just trying to be relevant by calling him soulless. Why would he want someone like that as president? She's clearly against him. Also Hillarys suplort and ties to the Saudis and hardcore stance on NATO doesnt help.

мoгy пpиeхaть в Poccии? п o ж a л y й c т a

Why do you sanction us?
Free shipping isn't available in your country.
Sure thing.

: D !

Why is your country so full of degenerate alcholics and narcomani?

You want go bowling?

>My name is Roman
kek

how much money is USD do you make a month?

are you poor?

is it true that the government sets the price of vodka to be very cheap?

You think bears are dangerous or not? Would you hug a bear?

Why are you working for an international conspiracy with Drumpf to create a right wing nationalist movement in the land of freedom?

Do you have a cousin named Nikolia?

>The only thing I want is to drive my Dodge Charger along California freeway straight to LA with my wife on the passenger seat.
You belong here

90's stereotypes. I've visited Europe and there were significantly more addicted people on the streets.
Kek.
477$

I rent 1 br apt for 222$/month and my utilities cost around 20$/month. The rest goes for food and vidyas.
> are you poor?
I can't buy a car and go for a good vacation to spend money like no problem. That's the only problem.
> is it true that the government sets the price of vodka to be very cheap?
It's all about free market. Vodka is cheap because that's the only thing we can produce without foreign technologies.
I think they are. But I would hug a cub.
I don't. You have paranoia.
Nope.
That's my fucking dream. I think I will feel myself extremely comfortable.

What do you think of Jews and Ukraine?

How is life in Russia? Is it good? what do you feel is missing?

this was the most insane thing i ever saw

Y no Vodka?

have you ever skinned a bear?

Ever met or heard about Poccийcкиe нeмцы?

Germans think I'm Russian, Russkis think I'm German. Feels bad.

Post russian qt's Ivan Ivanovitch Ivanov

also go back to VK

California is a lost cause and is rapidly becoming a neo-feudalistic empire with Silicon Valley on the top of a vast Mexican Peasant workforce. The white middle-class has been fleeing that sinking ship for decades. Come to Texas instead.

What do the Russians you talk to think of Trump?

Have you been to twin peaks restaurant in tartarstan?

St Peter or Moscow? Why?

Do you want to conquer Poland?

Jews are separated. There are good Jews, good guys who don't worship Satan or whoever the fuck they worship. And there is Eternal Jew. The Evil. My wife is Jewish though, I can't find better woman. She looks like photomodel while being redpilled af. No liberal bullshit, no degeneration. Fucking masterpiece of God.

Ukraine is a poor shithole full of ''''people'''' with chimpanzee IQ. Of course there are some
smart and worthy guys but very few of them.
It's pretty OK at least in my city. I miss nice V8 car and cheap vacations.
I have some in my fridge.
No, I'm a cityfag.
Yeah I heard. I guess you shouldn't give a fuck. If you was born in Germany then your are German.
I don't have qts lol. I'm more into 2D.
>go back to VK
Nooo. I don't like social media.
Isn't Texas a land in the middle of the nowhere? California is pretty ok because I like oldschool West Coast rappers and LA in particular is very odious city.
No.
Saint-P of course. Everything is better here except of salaries. But who cares, they are low anyway.
No. Poland is a funny country. I've been in Poland and I liked your golden fields and rural areas. Everything is so small and nice.

what you think of putin?

what you think of central asian immigrants?

and your thoughts on germans and ukrainians?

why is Russia so smelly?

because their leader is pootin

Is it normal in your country? Like, can you do the same stuff on the Internet as in the UK and the US? And can normal people afford it?

>If you was born in Germany then your are German.
I was born in Kazakhstan, kek.

are you nfkrz too

I've always enjoyed Dostojevski but please suggest some good russian movies, not WW II related.

What's the weirdest thing you've witnessed on the streets?

Texas has a population of around 26 million and probably has the best economy in the union. If you're hard-working, somewhat conservative, like guns and barbecue, and can handle theheat you ought to check it out.

To each his own though, just know that California is not like it used to be and it certainly isn't quite like it's portrayed by our pop culture.

Why does Russia have so many weebs ?

pic related

Are you white?

>my name is Roman

WE

>477$
I make more than that in a day...

>The only thing I want is to drive my Dodge Charger along California freeway straight to LA with my wife on the passenger seat.

Good lord, Roman, you have good taste. I would literally kill a man or several for that to be my life.

whats your favorite album?

If an American came to your country and wanted to become a citizen how would you feel about this? I'm not doing this but I am curious how Russians feel about legal immigrants.

>Texas
>Middle of nowhere
Texas is the only state that matters. All other states are filled with latent homosexuals and have no identity.

>golden fields
what the heck is this? You mean crops?

Volkdeutsch?

What is Aleppo?

I want to visit Russia. Some people say Russians do not like foreigners. Is this true?

I'm not an Asian Kazakh, my grand-/grandparents were Volga Germans and deported to Kazakhstan under Stalin.

> what you think of putin?
Thief without alternative.
> what you think of central asian immigrants?
They work hard. My neighbours are Tajiks. Their wife offered me a big pie at the last New Year Eve. That was comfy.
> and your thoughts on germans and ukrainians?
Germans are cucks. East Germans are not. Ukrainians are retarded peasants.
I can't watch hentai and some pornsites are blocked. That's all. Internet is very cheap here. I pay 9$ for 100mb/s.
Kazadeutsche though. Fuck, who cares? Isn't your Western countries are used to be mixed?
Wat?
Try 'Durak'. Russian small city in a nutshell.
I was late for my university class and used to run out of subway. Some Chechen guy with jihadi beard shouted "Leeee boiii come heree". I pissed my pants but he gave me my travel card (I have no idea how to say it properly, the thing I used to pay with in public transport) I dropped off and said "Don't fucking lose it, pal".
Hmm. That's pretty new information. Thanks.
You live in the US. It's obvious.
You mean music? This one.
youtube.com/watch?v=4lIDm2Upi0Q
In big cities nobody give a fuck. Here in Saint-P we even have niggers.
Yeah.
Emm. A Syrian city?

I pay 500 rubles ($8) for decent internet, can watch youtube in 1080p. It's not much
You can criticize Putin, you can go overboard, you can shitpost or russian or foreign chans about politics. We're not NK-tier.

They did arrest some guy fro blogging about gibing back Crimea or hurr kill moar mulims in Syria. It's funny because our pro-west opposition party PARNAS goes hurr gib back Crimea and they are still allowed to be elected.

Suka bljiet? Davai cyka pidaras?

2D is love, 2D is life. Life in Russia is very tough.

Davai davai.

хyи coceшь?

Escapism is healthier than alcoholism
Doesn't change much though since we simply combine both

Niet.

>Ukrainians are retarded peasants
Love you too bro.

You can't go on sites like paheal, .xxx and Pornhub then? Why is this so?

Bro I want to believe. But EVERY Ukrainian I speaked with were naive like kids.

Have you ever been to Kubinka Tank Museum & if yes is it worth visiting?

Idk, as my government. They think lolicon and porn is degenerate and poisonous for little Russians.

There is a qt Russian exchange student I know. What can I say/do to have her bang me?

Also, have you met a Afro-Russian? A Black Russian I mean.

>They think
ehehe

Numbers were discovered the numerals that represent them were invented.

Yeah I have. Gosh, that was FUCKING AWESOME. You should visit it if you really like war machines.
I don't know. I'm not Chad. The only girl I fucked was my wife and we met suddenly.
Yep. One of them is pretty popular in Russia.
youtube.com/watch?v=D5ujAIeaxGk

>You can't go
proxy activated, fapping initiated in 3...

Wait really? Wow.

Чики бpики?

I v damkee.

i see

Is my country a joke to you, Roman?

>I'm Russian

Literally nobody cares.

Are niggers that bad in Russia?

The only leaves we laugh at are those who take themselves seriously

>Ty pocemu ne gavaric po-anglijski? Ne uvazaes?

I had a Russian friend in Canada. In Montreal to be accurate. They didn't have central heating in winter. Wtf is this even 1st world?

well then don't go on this thread you fucking cunt

well then don't go on this thread you fucking twat

Huy sasosh bratishka? mne nyzhen pidor-dryg

Why does VK have so little english support? U guys dumb (because even poo in loos speak english) or antianglo? I like that site but wtf

Druzhok-pirozhok, toboy vibrana nepravilnaya dver'. Klub kozhevennogo remesla dvumya tredami nizhe.

double post sorry

U kakovo ristorana samoe vkusnoe khachapuri?

Clever

Montreal is particularly bad for that, because a lot of the cheap rental housing is sturdy (but very old) buildings that would be expensive to upgrade with central heating. Our winters might be a little milder though, I'm not sure what it's like in St. Petersburg

Wow what? it's so hard to tell what surprises foreigners.

a ti kak znaesh?

>not "ask your answers"

I don't believe you.

Why are little girls so sexually active or sexually aware?

I always see them posting videos of themselves on Youtube half naked, and they are doing it on purpose.

Are lolis legal in Russia or something?

Otkuda znaesh, khuisos?

About Crimea

Daft twat.

that's pretty interesting

because their leader is pootin

Post Russian qts, Ivan.

GJLBHF JNDTN
F{F{F{F{F{F{F

Cool I got some questions
>is putin loved there
>do you drink a lot of vodka
>do you love the t-74
>do you play csgo
>I've heard airsoft is pretty big over there, is that true
>do you like the cold
>do you love your country
>do you own a ak 47

> You should visit it if you really like war machines.

I definitely do & they have the only maus that still exists (even though all the insides are gone and only the shell remains)

To get a tourist visa for russia you have to book your travels from a russian tourism agency tho which fucking sucks. I usually just take a plane, book a hotel and plan the rest myself. The paperwork is a PITA and is what kept me from visiting so far.

How much vodka do you drink for breakfast?

Is it true that you all drink vodka 24/7?

is god really a serb?

yes you can loli harem

From what you see day to day, how prepared are your country men for war?

I'm asking for a uh... friend.

Montrealer here. Most of the buildings here (at least in my area) are pretty old. My building is about 115 years old. It would be a nightmare to change any of the houses, and even then plenty are old enough that you're not allowed.

Can you faggots not come up with anything better than vodka jokes?

People liked him for the same reason they like Trudeau... And they say you can't rely on your looks.

How is Russia how many Whites are there (%)?

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Are you the one tormenting Hillary with cartoon frogs?

Nah. they are mostly students from Ghana or Kongo. They move together and are quiet as fuck in public. Here is another example of their behaviour. Fucking weird.
youtube.com/watch?v=TjTxi15cgpE
I don't know. Maybe because VK is only for CIS region. You have Facebook in US.

Anyway write a feedback, maybe they will boost English support.
No idea.
It's pretty warm and wet. But the last winter was fucking horrible. It was +13 C on December 20th and -23 on December 23th. I though I was gonna to die while sleeping.
Sorry me. I didn't think you know this meme.
No. They just know they are pretty. Attention whores.
I don't have sry.
>is putin loved there
Yeah.
>do you drink a lot of vodka
No.
>do you love the t-74
T-62 is more comfy.
>do you play csgo
No.
>I've heard airsoft is pretty big over there, is that true
Yeah it is.
> do you like the cold
Yep. And rain.
> do you love your country
I don't feel like it but I know that I don't hate it.
> do you own a ak 47
No.
No vodka. Stop it.
Maybe for some people. I know shit about religion.
I will flee as fast as I can personally. Fuck war.
I bet ~95% in my area. If you will name people from Caucasus mountains as non-white then ~90%.
Nope. My Photoshop skills are not this good.

oh gosh

>Tfw beautiful russian lolis had my VK shovel dog video banned, I don't even know how they found it...

Well, what do you think?

Is the USA the good guys or the bad guys in all of this?

Tell us honestly.

>I feel very lonely and bored.

Your government is evil. Americans are good.

>Not all Jews are mega kikes
>US Govt. is evil, not the people
>Ukraine is filled with retarded peasants

You sound like you know your shit m8

Gib propaganda some time and they'll be.
When everyone thought it would be war with Ukraine in 2014 and maybe ww3 next everyone were like fuck yeah about time to make Russia great again. Later in public some minister said it's not war people propaganda just was too good calm down please.
Russians are very peaceful people.

It's... too late...

It was always too late...

What video games do you play?

You kidding ?
Thousands of hues use that site, it's available even in huespeak.

Pic related is practically the hue version of Cred Forums

Really is it that good? and yes i Think caucasus people are White. Is it true that you can buy a Russian citizenship for 30-50 000 Roubles?

is CYKA BLAAT actually a real phrase? or just a meme?

I didn't know that Russians love Tunisia, i always see Russian Tourists hanging out in my city.

...

Now it isn't. One German guy wrote me about how he can move to Russia. I googled for him and found out that you need to pass Russian language exam and other stuff to have citizenship. You can't just buy it.
Ofc a real phrase. I can record you a vocaroo if you want.
Maybe it's cheap.

Russians add BLAAT to end of sentences to show extra emotion when swearing. So if you call someone SUKA and it's end of sentence...

Where do you live in Russia?

Saint Petersburg.

I see.

Are you squating rigth now?

this show has made me more interested in Russians. Also, I do love vodka. Hope my Russian friends have a good weekend.

No. I have picrelated.

Are Europeans allowed to do business in St. Petersburg?

How bad is police corruption?

> Are Europeans allowed to do business in St. Petersburg?
I don't know. I'm a clerk. I guess yeah.
> How bad is police corruption?
Road police isn't corrupted now like it was in 90's and 00's. I'd say that they work really good. High ranked officers still corrupted though.

What's the average Ruskie's opinion of Putin?

It varies from "If not Putin, then who???" to "I will die for Putin!!!"

Sauce?

>High ranked officers still corrupted though.

That is problem for us trying to open businesses or factories in Russia.

You can try and invest in Russian business. I heard that many farms and plants work on Western money and tech with Russian managers. But ofc it's pretty unstable.

Tell me about vk, is it as censored as fb/twitter?

Can't you squat in the chair?

I can.
Yes. But you can find ''''interesting'''' stuff if you know how to search.

Damn OP, your hometown is full of qt's.
I might pay a visit one day.
How can I avoid being lynched by drunken gopniks ?

(PS: I'm a 'white' polish-huezillian)

> How can I avoid being lynched by drunken gopniks
>Brazil
You will feel yourself in a paradise. I once went out at late night to buy pelmenis and 2 gopniks stopped me near the market. They said: "Sorry us, reputable sir, but can you give us some money for beer? We really need it". This is Saint-P bro, everyone is chill af or high. Saint-P is Russian drug capital. Any stuff is cheaper here than anywhere in Russia.

Russia seems more 'American' than America these days - is this perception true, or just Kremlin propaganda?

Why can't we be friends? One day, we can end the Cold War the Boomers hold onto. Made you this OC

wtf

Thanks for the answer bud, I hope that should there be a war we are allies, I'd hate to have to kick your ass.

Do the Russians know the majority of the US does not support Washington at all, and that states are fighting for their rights against the federal tyranny?

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>I heard that many farms and plants work on Western money and tech with Russian managers.

We would like to, but the problem is our government doesn't allow us to pay bribes in other countries, so if there is corruption, we can't compete.

VEPR or Saiga 12?

also, checked

I wish we could.
idk what do you claim as 'American'. Conservative lifestyle and healthy breeding? Yeah, but only in big cities. Russian rural area is disguisting.
That sucks.
Saiga I guess. My father has Saiga.

1) What do you think about Stalin?
2) And to get back stalinist society to Russia?

...

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What's with all the construction?

>Saiga I guess. My father has Saiga.
Do you take that thing for a spin in the woods from time to time?

Haпoмни oткyдa

He does. We don't communicate.

If I'm and Ameriburger and I did this program, would it be a good or bad choice? And forgive Americlap education about the bottom row.

I've been pro-russian ever since I could remember. I was told cold war was over, yet we treat you like an enemy.
I fucking hate it..

Can you show us THE legs of your wife ?
Do you play CSGO or DOTA ? And if yes , why 90% are retards?

Sounds like America only in reverse. Conservatives in the country and small towns, liberal progressive socialists in the big cities.

>Sauce?

Maybe UchiMusume or something like that.
konobuta.wordpress.com/translations/uchimusume/uchimusume-manga/

Why are all Russian women gold diggers?

As an experience, why not? Just don't forget that Russia isn't as rich as America and you will face some difficulties. For example we have significantly less food in markets. And not every food is eatable. Especially cheap one made for lower class.
Nah, no legs. Those are mine.> Do you play CSGO or DOTA ?
I play LoL and HS.
> why 90% are retards?
Schoolboys or bydlo. That's their intellectual level.Our country isn't progressive but drunk shitholes full of trash and hardcore.Not all. Cherry-picking. Every Russian woman I've met said "Fffffuuuuuck you" when I told about them having sex with a negro or shitskin for example.

>Third world shithole
>Depression 24/7
>Poor as shit
They just want good life like your nigger neighbours.

Do you know ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Щeдpoвицкий,_Гeopгий_Пeтpoвич ?

What do you think about him?

No sorry. I'm into STEM.

discovered like math

1+1 has always equalled 2 but we had to discover it

like when Columbus ran into north America; north america was always there (inb4 pangaea) but we had to discover it

where you guys from? I am myself from Omsk.

Saint-P.

Why don't you guys name the Jew as much as we do?

can you tell me what this image says?

DC-1

good taste
Uchi no Musume no Tame Naraba, Ore wa Moshikashitara

>how bump works
the more comments a thread gets the more likely it is to be on the front page and seen

>LoL
Fucking sweet! Who do you main?

Picrelated. Haven't played much this season.

Idk about all that stormfriend bs. VK is the go-to Russian socmedia site. I like it but there's almost no english. Its too bad bc theres a lot of us sick of Zuckbook

*misdirected replies. You get what im saying. VK is based social media imo

You've said a couple times that Putin is a thief. What do you mean by that? Is it a taxation thing, stealing elections, or something else?

Wall-carpets yes or no?

Does Russia have Mexican restaurants?

> Is it a taxation thing, stealing elections
These. And his clique, his friends, are now loaded just because he gave them chairs of top-manager and minister chairs.
No.
Of course. Many of them.
mexico-spb.ru/
For example.

Kem rabotayesh, pidor?

What ever happened to "Alice" and "Liza" from Galitsin-News?

B фoтocтyдии cижy кaпчyю. Дизaйнep.
Wat?

>Дизaйнep.
>30k rubles
Pizdabol. Even dumb fuck as I am making $1k working on fucking facility.
Eбaть, этo жe нaдo быть coвceм paхитным, чтoб 30к pyбить. Дaжe в ccaнoм мaкдaкe бoльшe дeлaют.
Хyяpю нa зaвoдe, ceйчac хoть зaкaзы пoпёpли, пpeмии цapcкиe cтaли плaтить.

>209 replies
wtf so am i special too?

Дa нaхyй твoй зaвoд. Teм бoлee я yчycь пapaллeльнo.

APOLOGIZE

He пoнимaю я тaких, ктo нoeт o зapплaтe, нo нe хoчeт paбoтaть. Я тaщeмтa инжeнep-пpoeктиpoвщик, зa cтaнкaми быдлo хyяpит, я в цeхaх бывaю oт cилы paзa 3 зa гoд.
A хopoшим cпeциaлиcтaм в oблacти мaшинocтpoeния и зa 150к гoтoвы пpeдлoжить, и нa oтcoc в oчepeдь выcтpaивaютcя. Пpaвдa тaких пpaктичecки нeт ceйчac, гyмaнитapиeв мope, a тeхнapи в бoльшинcтвe cвoём pacпиздяи-нeyчи.

Very interesting thread, I might learn russian

can we at least agree china is worse than both of our nations?

Can you drink an entire bottle of vodka at once?

>china is worse than russia
no

Hi user, was watching a bunch of Russbros fight earlier

Did well

Why is life expectancy so abysmal in Russia?

Гдe живeшь ?

What you think of chinar
Also when are you actually going to build shit in Siberia goddammit

How is Trump dangerous? How is he weak?

about how many people in Russia are happy

Thanks Russiabro!

When are you going to become White Again? Visiting Russia and its so unbelievable cucked - asians and muzzies everywhere.... Madrid is a fucking White Sanctuary comparing to that. Never again will I complain about Spain being enriched. Not after Russia, no

Did OP die of AIDS?

Do you have any weedmen in Russia?

Sergei?

you should probably get out asap then

greater attacks soon; borders will tighten significantly

then ww3

Just a few questions.

> Do people look down on Communists these days in your country? I heard some Communist party is like the 2nd biggest political party in Russia or some shit. Is that true?

> What would you consider yourself politically?

> I must say, you speak good english. How long did you study it?

> Are you religious? Orthodox?

> Have you ever been to Siberia? What was it like?

Thank you in advance, Roman.

What do you think of Peter the Great?

Are Russians the best drivers in the world?

Not Russian, but if I remember correctly that maricon introduced 25 years conscription and slavery system(White Russians owning other White Russians peasants). I don't think sane people like him

Half-Russian here.

I'm ironically sorry. That missile was meant for ukrainian paratroopers, it's too sad that it killed dutch families going on vacation.

*unironically

Gold digging mail order ma and beta pa?)

Are you the same half-Russian that fucked Trudeau mistress?

how do I get a gf?

No.

No. They met in Russia and I was also born there.

Just type it into google translate. вpaг бyдeт paзбит

the enemy will be defeated

Do you know this guy? archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/83790358/
But there is a big chance your ma was looking for a way to leave Russia. Many shevodkaniggers do. I'm Spanish and bitches are all over me, cause I'm from the West

>But there is a big chance your ma was looking for a way to leave Russia.
I know for a fact that she didn't really want to leave. This is also the reason I lived the first 9 years of my life there.

>shevodkaniggers
Well, with that attitude you better get back to al Andalus, jose.

Will you gay marry me?

>al-Andalusia
I'm Castilian. I didn't mean it in way of racial purity, ethnic Russians are one of purest Europeans with exception to Cossack-scum and (((ethnic Russians))) that live in Tatarstan and South. I mean that ethic Russians became really degenerate during the Soviet and Federation reign - 20 million alcoholics, 4 million drug users, half a million of crocodile users.

Aids

Is all the shit going on between our countries about oil and the transport and development of energy resources?

Hi Russia bro,
what do you spend most your time doing?

why are your lg so cute

>Pls goys I'm so sad and lonely
>My wife is beutiful like photomodel while being redpilled af

Are you the same OP Sergei?

>"I will die for Putin!!!"

This is how we feel in America.

Did you hack DNC?

What do you think of 2ch.hk?

whats the porn board desu

Why were Russians so willing to fight the First Chechen War?

The Second Chechen War I can understand since the Chechens had become Islamist and had invaded Dagestan. But during the First Chechen War, the Chechens were just fighting for independence. From what I've heard, Russians absolutely hate people from the Caucuses. So wouldn't you have jumped at the opportunity to build a border wall to stop Caucus kebab scum from migrating to your cities?