The United States Dept of Health says that 1 in 11 people have pinworms growing in them. They are said to come out in the warmth and darkness during the night to lay their eggs around the folds of the anus before retracting into the deep colon.
You supposedly can see them or catch them with scotch tape if you are fast, but they react to light and slide back inside.
Do you think our presidential candidates have pinworms?
Jesus Christ, how horrifying >literal spaghetti monsters living in your asshole
Alexander Diaz
is this the bleach enema stuff?
Isaac Evans
You can see them in your shit, I had them once but theres medicine that gets rid of them. So gross though.
Ryan James
I have them right now
Ethan Long
Ewwwww
Jeremiah Jackson
This is the only red pill I refuse to believe, only do to the fact it's so fucking disgusting.
Dominic Nguyen
I had pinworms once. You could see them in the poop. pretty gross. Worms should be reserved for Africans and Patels
Jaxson Sanders
how do they know when it is night
Jaxson Watson
hey ive had these before, ate a lot of habaneros and it did the trick
Jace Scott
Had them as a kid.
It happens to kids all the time because they get infected when playing in sandpits in which cats have taken a shit.
There's medicine freely buyable without a prescription to get rid of them in less than a week.
Jonathan Morgan
some creatures just have a sense for stuff like that like birds knowing where to migrate to
John Walker
I've had those before. They're pretty benign when it comes to parasitical worms, they don't even steal any of your important nutrients. The itching is terrible, though.
Hudson Gonzalez
>They are said to come out in the warmth and darkness during the night to lay their eggs around the folds of the anus before retracting into the deep colon.
This phrasing fucking sounds like they creep into your room and then crawl into your anus while you're sleeping to lay their eggs. Pls stahp.
Landon Morales
God fucking damn that's fucking disgusting and horrifying.
I'm going to have to look at my shit closely next time.
William James
Alarmist bullshit. Pinworms tend to be harmless and have no intention of messing you up. They're like any other creature just trying to survive.
Nolan Wood
i know a bunch of you losers have itchy assholes. this is why. put some packing tape on your ass when you sleep tonight and see how right I am
Jack Cox
Someone post the webm of that cam girl with the pin worm
Julian Rogers
>patels KEK
Robert Long
>Itching asshole
Thanks. Now I'm scared. It's not constant but I do get very occasional episodes.
Carter Campbell
I look at my poop all the time. I'm good, thank god.
Adam Carter
That's why i have a toilet with a raised drop and always inspect my doo doo
Joseph Wood
> t. pinworm
Lincoln Roberts
Literally all you have to do is not scratch your ass and put your hands in your mouth. I get them occasionally because the people I live with are fucking slobs, just got to pick them out when you get an itch before they can lay eggs, works everytime.
Nolan Young
Pinworms are a kind of nematode which are an aquatic parasite normally. They likely evolved with a strong sense of the gravitational pull of the moon and the ones who came out at night when creatures were likely asleep lived longer and spread further than the ones who didn't.
Brayden Cook
pinworm found
John Lewis
Physician assistantfag here Pin worms are very common. If I recall correctly, about 1/4 or 1/5 people will get them in their lifetime.
The number one way you get them is from not washing your hands and then putting your hands into your mouth. The pin worm ova are very strong, most parasite eggs are. They can be in the grass, on a door knob, pretty much anywhere shit can go so can the worm eggs.
They're not as dangerous as you'd think and they're super easy to get rid of. Some people just take a course of a few antiparasitics, others do some alternative therapy where they eat a shit load of raw garlic (which I think is a legit way to deal with them).
But as the old saying goes, "An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure" and the best way to prevent these little bastards from giving you an itchy anus and spreading like wildfire is WASHING YOUR GODDAMN HANDS!
Nathaniel Gonzalez
Tape your ass tonight just to be sure You never know
Joshua Stewart
>I look at my poop all the time. Ameripoopland everyone.
Tyler Jenkins
Wtf kind of shit hole do you live in that you routinely get pinworms
Sort your fucking life out
Nathan Jackson
nasty dude
Landon Watson
i supose they can sense that you are sleeping because of muscle relaxation
Grayson Hernandez
I look at my shit every time because I am horrified that something like this would happen to me. When you saw them were they writhing in the poop a bit? Was there movement?
Christopher Bennett
Nope different stuff. The bleach one is about those parents giving bleach enemas to their toddlers.
The bleach corrodes the interior of the child's intestine letting the superficial part slide out. Once it comes out it looks like some sort of worm. The point being, those parents thought those "worms" were causing autism in their children
There're numerous Facebook groups still alive with those nutjobs
Levi Ross
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Hudson Sanchez
>I get them occasionally WHATS WITH ALL THESE BONGS AND DUTCHIES GETTING FUCKING PINWORMS? Why are your countries swarming with insidious shit monsters?
James Evans
Record status:
>[ ] Not corrected >[X] Corrected
Jace Flores
pinworm detected
Aiden Phillips
Nice try pham
You're supposed to look at your poop, waffle nigger.
Nolan Campbell
That's a picture representing round worms. To be honest this is something to not search for. If symptoms become noticeable then get some mebendazole or some other appropriate drug and get rid of them. Combine all the species of endoparasitic worms and you'll cringe at your chances of having at least one.
Ryder Jones
You take a cheap pill from the supermarket and they're gone overnight. Most people that have them are the type that scratch their ass and put their fingers in their mouths - children. If you don't have a horrible constant ass itch, then you don't have them.
Kevin Johnson
Fuck that it's like a forest of hair down there. I'll just have to check my poop.
What does it look like? Worms writhing around in it or what?
Thomas Bailey
I thought everyone inspected their poop? Recently I had some cake with blue and green frosting and it made my poop a dark green/blue color for 3 days because of the dyes.
Jayden Barnes
>Physician assistant
just call yourself what you a really are,a nurse.
stupid fucking pussy lol
Jayden Campbell
>he doesn't use a poop magnifying glass and inspect each and every sloppy joe that gets pushed out his asshole
Lincoln Brown
The only animals that don't know what time it is all the time no matter what are humans who have lived most of their lives in artificial environments.
Juan Cook
>You're supposed to look at your poop stop it just stop it
Matthew Butler
SOMEOME POST THE WEBM OF THE CAMGIRL WITH PINWORMS
Austin Morgan
No, it's worse. They crawl out of your ass at night, lay eggs around your butt. It itches, you scratch your ass in your sleep, then touch near your mouth later in the night, reinfecting yourself. Or you touch someone else's face and infect them, all without realizing it beyond "I think my butt itches sometimes." Truly disgusting.
> The pinworms tell Hillary what to do when her Saudi masters are to busy raping young boys.
Jackson Bailey
That's a nurse practitioner. It's literally in the name. I'm just the guy who's slowly cucking doctors out of their professions.
Jace Ramirez
Saw them once or twice as a kid and one time it looked like a minute white worm was wriggling itself out of my shit
It was horrific and if i ever spotted one in my partners ass I'd become asexual for life
Hunter Diaz
>he doesn't look at his poop you can tell a lot about your current health by looking at your poo.
Colton Campbell
What about taking laxatives and shitting everything out.
Jack Anderson
Pinworm lives matter
Owen Cruz
Back in high school I was on the football team. I drank so much poweraid my shit turned blue for a while.
Jaxon Foster
I think I might still have those monsters in me. You can never tell if they've gone away, even after treating it.
Angel Gomez
Bet you don't even catalog and organize your mud babies.
Anthony Sullivan
Why are all of the experts ITT Brits? Do you have a pin worm problem? Is it common there?
Isaac Moore
This is why the germans have the poop shelf in their toilets.
Aaron White
I noticed because one was squirming about Theres no worse feeling than knowing you have something like a worm alive inside you
Jeremiah James
no that was the cure to autism
Aiden Myers
I always check poop and I've never had worms.
I thought I did once, but it was just bean sprouts
Christopher Nguyen
They're here...
Landon Hill
Threadly reminder than pinworms did nothing wrong.
Dominic Jenkins
I drink so much coffee and eat so much spicy food there's no way any of those parasitic cocksuckers could survive in my intestines
Wyatt Anderson
>When you saw them were they writhing in the poop a bit? Yes. It's exactly as horrifying as you think.
Christian Rogers
Thanks for Correcting The Record, shill. $0.05 has been deposited into your pinworm account.
Nicholas Brooks
yes post it
William Ortiz
>t. Pajeet.
Alexander Evans
>He wuz a gud pinworm. He didndu nuffin.
Michael Flores
t-this is not Cred Forums related
Lincoln Collins
I am very clean but my family are fucking disgusting. Ever since the incident I've upped hygiene to a ridiculous degree and now I think I'm safe. I won't eat things I haven't made, people here are like monkeys
Camden Hall
what if you like the smell of your ass and balls and scratch and sniff 12+ times a day?
Parker Wilson
TAKE THE WORM PILL
1 IN 11 PEOPLE IN THE USA
HAVE YOU EVER FELT A TWINGE IN YOUR ASSHOLE? IT IS PROBABLY A WORM LAYING ITS EGGS!
Jayden Evans
Why do so many Euros have pinworms????
Wtf???
Joseph Fisher
Had these a couple of times as a kid, back when kids used to actually go outside to play in the dirt and muck, you'll know when you have them because the inside of your ass itches/tickles.
Geting rid of them is easy with a powder that tastes like cream soda etc that yo put in a cup of water and they're gone in a day or so.
Jason Lewis
posting obligatory thread >
Carson Peterson
To be fair you could have them. It wouldn't be unreasonable to pick them up, not reinfect yourself so the life cycle is cut but then pick them up a month or so later etc... If you think about them though tonight you'll probably just be noticing the hair around your arse moving slightly.
Christopher Collins
Well Britain is off my list of places to visit
3rd world countries can go to hell
Jack Russell
You probably won't get them all that way, but that can work. I wouldn't advise it because you'll probably be pretty miserable having explosive diarrhea all day when you could have just eaten garlic or taken a few pills instead.
Ryan King
its dark duhh dumbfuck
Bentley Gonzalez
Does coffee kill parasites?
Adam Sanders
Kids get them all the time because kids are disgusting and are always sucking their fucking thumbs, the people I live with don't wash their damn hands so I get caught out via cross contamination. Much as I might like to sorting shit out isn't practical right now.You will have had them many times without realising pro tip: itchy ass under any circumstances ain't natural. I know what to look for, the tingling is very specific.
Tyler Cooper
No, pinworms are real. They mainly cause your ass to itch.
The bleach enemy thing is a bunch of Roleplayers or perhaps actual idiots manipulated by a troll that think there are anal parasites that are causing their child autism and that bleach enemas are removing them.
Dominic Russell
There's less light at night. It's a major indicator for most animals
Evan Bailey
Am I the only person who thinks there should be a /med/ board?
As long as the sticky made it clear that user is NOT a reputable medical professional, it would be fine. Except that I'm honestly scared of some of the fucked up shit I would see there.
Mason Roberts
I hate Cred Forums so much
Isaiah Barnes
Capsin only affects mammals.
Luke Davis
Don't fucking blame it on going outside I used to go outside every single day
Every god damn Brit in this thread has buttworms
Wtf is wrong with you people. This needs to be a new meme
Jack Bennett
this
Luis Rivera
Well it figures that a fucking leaf would be so ignorant about something healthcare related.
Granted, I'm sure you faggots DO pretend that nurses are the same thing as physician assistants in your shitty PC culture country.
Mason Bailey
Correct The Rectum
James Harris
AHHHHHHHHHHH
Anthony Howard
How the fuck have I never heard of this shit before?
In my country I've never heard of people getting this kind of shit
Matthew White
PLEASE DON'T >do it anyways
Leo Smith
Was having a moderately comfy night before this thread, thanks everyone.
Lucas Ward
Oh God thanks you just reminded me of that fucking greentext screencap where the guy eats pinworms out of his girlfriend's butthole.
Nolan Hernandez
>You supposedly can see them or catch them with scotch tape if you are fast, but they react to light and slide back inside. >High school tier prank
Into the
Austin Ortiz
>immigrants
Tyler Phillips
We share a website with these people
Connor Richardson
PA-C here too, bro. Good to know there are more on Cred Forums.
Adam Thompson
>read this thread >butthole suddenly feels itchy Yikes!
Cooper Carter
Wow, kikes these days really have nothing better to do than to use old fearmongering news stories from 2011.
Tapeworms exist but they are nowhere near as common as were lead to believe.
Ian Nguyen
My asshole itches when I eat wheat products
Christian Young
never type those words again
Tyler Brooks
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Jace Perez
I have a bad diet and my shits are like soda can size. I only poop every 2 days because it's so painful. I have a feeling my colon is stretched to the absolute max every time I shit so I doubt any worms could hold on and stay inside.
Eli Robinson
PIDF DETECTED
Wyatt Cooper
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Jose Wood
This is now a parasite thread.
Did you know that almost everyone has these living in their eyelashes? They're called Demodex, and they're similar to the mites that give dogs Mange.
Just remember that next time you feel your eyelashes twitching, it's caused by these little faggots squirming around in your hair pores.
Dylan Torres
There's an efukt vid where the guy pulls out of the chick's ass and then the camera focuses and there's a pinworm on her anus. Anyone know the vid and post it here?
Blake Ramirez
noooooooooooo
Isaiah Wood
I think it might be I also had them once when I was a kid. It was easy to cure though, the doctor gave me medicine that tasted a bit like bananas and the next day they were gone.
Tyler Ward
Then again, most animals don't live inside another's asshole.
Leo Cooper
That trend made me feel sad for the kids, must suck having mental patients for parents
Cameron Watson
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Ian Johnson
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Jaxson Russell
In the UK it's a huge problem in primary schools. 1/4 people are estimated to have them. I've even seen an estimation predicting 90% of people have them at any one time.
School kids make up the large portions and the thing is their hygiene is typically bad enough (scratching arsehole then touching mouth) that they basically get infestations where it becomes extremely noticeable. In adults it wouldn't be unusual for you to get them, and never know about it before they die off. As long as they're not an infestation typically they'll be asymptomatic and you're routines and hygiene as an adult is much higher therefore the circle of reproduction involving consuming their eggs doesn't reoccur and they die out within one generation. I'm an entomologist (Well working towards it) and often cross over into studying about parasites.
Oliver Harris
>just got to pick them out when you get an itch holy fuck
Bentley Kelly
how do I purge them
Luke Gray
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Luis Nelson
You can kill them by eating a shit ton of raw garlic, but be warned, your piss and shit WILL smell of garlic for months afterward
Robert Richardson
Brits are more likely to check for something like this. Mainland Euros have special toilet bowels where you can look at your shit to see if you're healthy.
Owen Fisher
That's a long mite.
John Edwards
>The taste of activated almonds
Kevin James
> Tfw my ass is always itchy > Tfw it's actually probably because my asshole is a hairy fucking jungle with caked shit that I can never get out I need to laser that shit.
Lincoln Diaz
I actually asked my doctor about getting tested for parasites some time back and she said unless you have specific symptoms it would be hard to diagnose the particular species. She said there is no blanket test for all parasites.
What's worse is she said there are about 200 different kinds that humans can have and you'll never know.
Parker Kelly
tfw you could have them up your colon right now and you would never know until under cover dark'ness they crawled out of your tight pert rectum across your haired slaven arsescheek dehydrating and dying to spread it's ghastly seed across your rear causing a an itch you scratch and carry away to begin the cycle anew
Xavier Brown
WTF I love pinworms now
Luis Campbell
Fuuuuck. I was wondering why my ass was so itchy. I got my first hemorrhoid about three months back and it's long gone now but the itch persists and I've eaten risky Mexican and Indian food often these days. I see all these posts about some powder or pill that treats it but what specifically am I looking for? I'm not going to the pharmacy and telling some poor sap that I need "that pill for the worms in your asshole".
Josiah Evans
Do you live on a council estate or something?
David Thompson
raw garlic is so good for you why wouldn't you do this regularly?
Benjamin Collins
Nice. What specialty?
Parker Murphy
DELETE THIS
Landon Clark
This is a typical american bowel
Juan Martinez
1 in 11 world wide 1 in 171 usa
Robert Lee
for u
>a bit of a STRETCH, I know.
Cooper Peterson
Permethrin.
Ryan Morales
>Don't fucking blame it on going outside I used to go outside every single day
I'm talking the 70's and 80's, long before kids were wrapped up in cotton wool with their antibiotic-soaps and lawsuits and literally played in filth, parasitic intestinal/rectal parasites never did anyone any harm
Carson Perez
Watched a video of a med camera being stuck up a faggots ass and see worms literally writhing around in the anus put me off sex for 6 months, won't even do anal without a condom now.
Connor Hill
why are americans so degenerate?
Caleb Phillips
Yeah, but they're microscopic. If I can't see it, it doesn't bother me.
Jose Nelson
Nice screenshot
Logan Long
>special toilet bowels
Please don't tell me you think that's the bidet's purpose
Xavier Ross
Hey, if we can have boards were we pretend we know science and history, surely we can roleplay doctors as well. Contact Fujimooto and make it happen
Adrian Stewart
t. ken m
Ryan Foster
I felt me bum itching one night in bed. Stuck my fingeroo round me bunger to give it the scratch and sniff. finger came back with me old mate wormy on it. absolute shithouse never forget that
Levi James
Look for Mebendazole,
Jason Lewis
In the South we bread them and throw them into a vat of boiling oil and have some deep fryed pasta
Brody Torres
Cred Forums was a mistake.
Carter Cox
>Am I the only person who thinks there should be a /med/ board? The entire board would just be /GO SEE A FUCKING DOCTOR/ general.
Ethan Jackson
Cred Forums - Cred Forums
Brody Myers
Oddly my family are well off Still pigs though, I'm starting university soon though so hopefully I won't have to put up with it forever What the fuck no
Evan Parker
T. Pinworm
Brayden Ross
I'm not even into butt stuff, but years and years of self treatment has given me quite the endurance, I highly recommend it, you'll never have felt so clean as nothing can beat a shitless freshly scooped anus. Just gotta use strong soap or you'll never lose the smell.
Carson Richardson
I just like the part where the pinworm colon has a party hat.
Cameron Green
It says Poo In Loo in the bottom of the picture.
Chase Bennett
>brits have bowels they reserve for the special toilets
Nathaniel Perez
damn i have had a history with an itchy asshole fuck this threadddddddd
John Cook
>You will have had them many times without realising pro tip: itchy ass under any circumstances ain't natural. So they an die out on their own? Starting to get paranoid. My ass is itching a bit but i tought it was because of hair
Zachary Roberts
That's bullshit. She can order a stool culture and/or o&p (ova & parasites)
Matthew Davis
My butt is ITCHY
Ryan Sanders
How does an assworm know it's dark outside?
Mason Martinez
No need. Go to the store and buy Nair hair removal lotion. Spread the lotion on, wait for 5 minutes, wipe off the lotion, and wash your ass with water. Boom, the hair is gone. It will not sting or hurt you. Enough homos and women have used it in this way against the advice of the bottle to safely say it works fine just like anywhere else.
Hunter Harris
Do you really bare hand your ass when you scratch it? Cuz that's fuckin gross dude.
Evan Morgan
Ortho surg. You?
Carson Hernandez
Cut out gluten for a week. See if it goes away
Josiah Myers
You can't get worms from sushi nectar they freeze the fish before, right?
Dylan Foster
I have stared into the abyss and the abyss stared back.
Liam Moore
Opens the door and sticks his head out, silly
Jeremiah Brooks
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Noah Butler
>I am very clean but my family are fucking disgusting
Fucking same here
>tfw you're 99% sure that no one else in your family bothers to wash their hands after going to the toilet but you >tfw flushing the toilet is a fucking luxury to these people so having the bathroom stink of fermenting piss is a common thing in my house
Adam Richardson
Digits confirm you have ass worms
Camden Edwards
No fuck off. /fit/ is a primary example on why anything med related should never see the light of day in here. It's all retarded broscience and bait. 90% of that board is completely insane
Brayden Peterson
>spend all morning and afternoon reading Plotinus and Saint Paul >feel close to mystical breakthrough >finally see how the universe is one giant emanation of the Good, the One, God Himself >all the ugliness of the world makes perfect sense, it's all a necessary emanation of a higher sphere that is more truly real >all the ugliness of the world can be justified >go on Cred Forums and immediately see a guy who eats his girlfriend's anal worms
Fuck god
Chase Jones
Just gonna leave this here
Liam Roberts
Wormgate: They Day that Cred Forums Realized They Have Worms in their Butts
Henry Bennett
>worms
Owen Ross
Unless you re-infect yourself then yeah, they'll pass through and you'll be none the wiser. repeat infestations are the norm and quite common, the eggs are stupidly long lasting, wash your fucking bedsheets and don't share socks.
Leo Morgan
>Parasite thread >Suddenly my scalp, asshole, eyes, elbows, thighs, knees, armpits, and neck all start itching at once
JUST BATH ME IN ACID FAMALAM.
Benjamin Hughes
We call those chitlins & they be fine eatin
Kayden Gomez
You literally can't kill them, you will get them again. Every single human on this planet has them, you acquire them at birth. They are commensal parasites, they don't really have a major negative effect on the host.
Also, up next is the dust mite. Feeling all comfy tucked in your bed at night? Just remember next time you slink under your sheets that your sharing them with millions of dust mites, who live in your sheets and eat your dead skin.
Colton Rogers
It's dark inside your ass too, idiot. Ever hear the phrase "stick it where the sun don't shine?" They're talking about your ass.
Hudson Carter
yes don't be an alarmist like those pinwormophobes, goy. we aren't gonna kill you, you know?
Ryder Green
For anyone who thinks that pin worms are bad go and search roundworms. Pin worms will lay about 15,000 eggs per day and are about 0.5mm long at best. Round worms depending on the species can lay up to 200,000 and will grow several inches at times as well as infest your lungs. Welcome to the world of hypochondria
Bentley Reyes
This thread is the worst I've seen on Cred Forums
jesus fuck
Nicholas Jenkins
MAKE MEDICINE FOR HAPPY WORM AUSCHWITZ..!
Jungle floors are LOADED with fungus and worms. To reproduce there, papaya seeds are LOADED with natural anti-fungus and worm stuff in them. Buy some huge papayas, take out the seeds (there are tons of them), eat one seed. Tastes TERRIBLE, right..?
Okay, now crush all those other seeds up super good and put that yucky stuff in vodka. Shake it up super good, let it soak overnight. Now pour through a coffee strainer, save vodka, throw away seeds + paper.
Drink a shot of that every night b4 bed for two weeks --you will have no worms, also u prolly killed lots of other parasites u didn't know you had.
Nicholas Clark
Are you sure Somehow I think that would be a bad idea I was just going to trim it Also I don't want perfectly smooth asscheeks rubbing against one another
Kevin Butler
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Dominic Ramirez
Son, if the thought of microscopic shit living in your eyelashes alarms you and makes you want to "purge them" then I urge you to just let it go, try to forget about it and never investigate any further.
Because if you do, you'll learn that there are little microscopic creatures living and reproducing on virtually every part of your body, both externally and internally.
Samuel Ward
1 IN 4 ANONS IN THIS THREAD WILL HAVE WORMS
Lucas Garcia
WHY DO I COME TO THIS WEBSITE ANYMORE
Xavier Gonzalez
T. pinworm
Jack Nelson
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Luis Howard
Emergency Nice though. Ortho is legit. Was thinking about dabbling in surgery, but the ER is just too much fun.
Justin Foster
I think that all poo poo smug pepes should incorporate pinworms now.
Carson Powell
That thread on Cred Forums where the guy was eating them
Lucas Jenkins
THEY LOOK LIKE FUCKING HEADCRABS THERE MUST BE A WAY FUCKING INSECTICIDE MY FACE AND ALL I OWN
Ryder Turner
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Owen Morales
i have a bad habit of biting my nails
Jacob Sullivan
No joke, I honestly thought I was posting on Cred Forums and I never post there
Christian Lee
look at those cute little micro headcrabs
Grayson Smith
Introducing our friend, the ascarid. Don't eat unwashed fruit guys or you'll end up like pic related.
Jordan Thompson
If Hillary had pinworms she wouldn't have """""allergies''''''''''. t. Biochemist
Thomas Edwards
Then ill purge them too
Ayden Thompson
white people are fucking disgusting subhumans
William Gray
oath. how do you seppos do it?
Levi Bennett
Mods please delete this I really almost threw up
Jaxson Butler
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Luke Gutierrez
checked
Henry Cox
You can clean your sheets more often, the drier kills them, but they will still be in your mattress so you can't really 100% eliminate them. Kinda like bed bugs, though bed bugs are far worse and dust mites really don't have any negative effects. They just eat the dead skin that falls off your body as opposed to sucking your blood.
Henry Johnson
My parasitology instructor said most people have some sort of intestinal parasite, but don't know it. Whether it's roundworms, tapeworms, these pinworms, or something like toxoplasma gondii. We're so well nourished in the West that you eat enough for you and your little gut friends.
You can avoid getting these by washing fruits/ vegetables and cooking your meat well. Also get your animals checked if they're showing symptoms (super dry hair coat, pot bellied appearance, diarrhea in some cases, finding adult worms in feces), and medicate them. If they are infected, make sure you wash your hands after handling them and/or their poop. Also if your animal has puppies or kittens, medicate them because they are ALL born with parasites.
Er...wow. I know way too much about this.
Landon Ward
My dog had pin worms as a kid. Shit was sick. It was like living spaghetti writhing on the garage floor.
Aiden Baker
Also don't go out and buy tonnes of mebendazole guys. It works by basically shutting down the worms ability to digest food so they die out within a few days (Sorry to tell you all those fruity tablets still means they're alive for the best part of half a week). People fear that constant use of mebendazole will result in species resistant to the drug.
Easton Hernandez
This. It takes all my willpower not to get paranoid in these types of threads.
Jacob Diaz
>.got
Not in your life, sport.
Jose Clark
iktfb
Julian Thomas
makes me feel like a father or even a God.
for we giveth life
Carter Rivera
It's a typo and I mean the toilets with the shelf in the bowl. Not bidets.
Joseph Kelly
Cred Forums was a mistake
Nathan Bailey
Thank you for Correcting The Rectumâ„¢! 0.12 Colon points have been deposited into your personal anal flap.
Christopher Murphy
Yes I do it because it makes wiping easy and almost entirely removes random ass itch. It seriously will not hurt you at all unless you scratch so much that there are cuts. I have sensitive skin so I'm confident. It's easier than using the trimmer and it doesn't feel weird.
Nathan Bennett
Is there anything I can do to my mattress to destroy them
Jeremiah Ward
They give you a warm fuzzy feeling in your stomach.
Isaiah Stewart
Do you think some sexy pornstars have pinworms? And to think I spend a lot of time imagining what their assholes smell like.
Cooper Bennett
All OP does is list basic facts about pinworms in a bait and switch
Where's the part where he implies pinworms mess you up?
Ethan Smith
some user mentioned papaya seeds. What would mixing papaya seeds, vodka, super hot chillis and a bunch of other powerful, natural stuff do to these things?
Brody Foster
kek, nice dubs
get a new mattress, that's about it. Dust mites literally do nothing though, you can't see them and will never notice them because they don't bite or disturb you in any way.
Grayson James
This usually happens when you eat something raw.
In this god forsaken country many foreigners get it when they eat "Ceviche" (raw fish with onion and spices). Obviously they start shitting worms and they don't understand why...
Daniel Jenkins
Don't knock it till you try it
Levi Stewart
underrated
Adrian Wood
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Luke Jackson
>mfw Cred Forums realizes that everyone has worms squirming in their guts
Jackson Morris
Its quite common worldwide bro. The problem about it is that since it lays eggs Outside of the body, things that come in contact with it get infectious, normally clothes like underwear. So NEVER use some else's underwear.
Brody Lee
fucking kek
Jose Rodriguez
>read this thread >my rectum starts to itch out of nowhere.
Fuck.
Jaxon Jackson
>Smell asshole >Get pinworms in your nose
Easton Davis
There's a common adage that any mattress or pillow of sufficient age is something like 10% dead/living dust mites by weight
They're fucking everywhere dude, all over you, all over everything, because humans produce enough detritus that they can just breed and colonise everything easily. You could never get rid of them, and if you did they'd just repopulate exponentially within days.
Lucas Reyes
>21st Century >Eating Sushi
Enjoy your prions pal
Noah Williams
kek
Dylan Mitchell
I've never had any of these symptoms, but you're saying it's basically inevitable that I already do???
Jaxson Williams
>50000 keks have been deposited into your Cred Forums plus account
Brayden Reed
>THIS THREAD
I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT THESE WERE A THING. CAN WE HAVE A NICE THREAD OF DRUG CARTEL TORTURE VIDEOS INSTEAD? THOSE ARE NICER.
Ryder Hall
Are you a Paki or a Poo In Loo?
Gabriel Parker
I've had this, got it from my cat. somehow.
I went to the doctor and got a pill, a couple of days later a handful of these worms fell of out my asshole, all stiff and shit. pretty crazy.
Austin Morales
I've been wondering if I might have these, my asshole has been itching like crazy lately.
Oliver Moore
Why don't you purge the achmeds from your country then
Asher Wright
>tfw regularly feel around my stinky asshole and hardly ever wash my hands
Jaxon King
You can stop using a mattress. Put a couple yoga mats on the floor and sleep on those. There's no way to have anything like a mattress around without it quickly becoming infested with all kinds of shit.
Isaac Wright
kek
Gabriel Carter
i remember that, didnt that guy survive in the end? He only had to take some pills to get fixed.
Evan Jenkins
You know what to do Belganon. Prepare your thumb and begin the circular motions, it's the only release you'll get.
Zachary Stewart
>Wtf kind of shit hole do you live in
Look at his flag. 1/3rd the population can't poo in the loo and the another 1/3rd wants to bomb the last 1/3rd.
Connor Sanchez
Can I not just fire hot air at my mattress? How did they reach it in the first place?
Lincoln Baker
Easy way to know if you have them, scotch tape your asshole area before bed and look for eggs on the tape when you wake up
Luis Martin
I'm laughing so fucking hard right now
Ryan Bennett
PIDF pls go
Juan Garcia
...
Matthew Ortiz
>people unironically still believe in a creator who would create this This is why I'm an agnostic, and will have some questions for god if there is one.
Tyler Brown
Fucking disgusting, CNN will tell everybody we like to eat ass worms.
William Williams
NOOOOO
Owen Peterson
assimilation successful
Connor Howard
Yeah the worms are fairly easy to kill to be honest. They're not the hardiest things once hatched. Their eggs can take a beating but the worms are fairly pathetic. There is a wives tail that eating tobacco can kill them (The suggestion is the nicotine will kill them). I'm not sure on how successful that is but wouldn't surprise me. Don't go eat a pouch of tobacco though as you don't want to poison yourself. Lots of things can harm them. Honestly it's one of those things to not worry about unless an issue is obviously present and they're the cause. You could cure yourself and then catch them straight away from your work place.
Henry Roberts
>Mfw I love sushi
JUST FUCKING STOP POSTING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Elijah Green
Agreed, I prefer those mexican torture videos than this
Evan Jones
do the locals get worms or have they grown immune to it?
Andrew Martin
That's something a pinworm would say...
Alexander Morris
Me as well. In all honesty it doesn't matter though. Sure, it's gross, but the pinworms are harmless and don't do shit. They just make your butthole itch.
Scratch it, wash your hands, and move on. If you're that desperate clean all your shit and go get pills from the Doctor. No big deal.
Jaxon Reyes
>I won't eat things I haven't made Glad I'm not the only one.
Logan Smith
fucking delete this what the fuck is wrong with you fucking idiot
Kayden Watson
mfw I started taking my yearly dose of wormwood/blackwalnut today
this thread makes me happyier
Jordan Jackson
someone fell asleep with their asshole on their keyboard and now the pinworms in them are posting on Cred Forums. God save us all.
Wyatt Nelson
Dust mites are nothing to worry about. Literally 100% of the Earth is going to be covered with some microorganism
Anyways
Toxoplasmosis for you cat people out there. Absolutely disgusting
Dont forget Hookworms for you dirty ass hippies walking barefoot
Jordan Jackson
Would they not just go on the mat? Starting small and working my way up How? Where do they fucking come from?
Nolan Flores
'Endoparasitic'. Pretentious cunt, we'd all know if we had exoparacitic worms.
Fuck off in your automobile you homo sapien
Nolan Stewart
we need to delete Cred Forums
Jordan White
Are you part of the booty-eating Renaissance Cred Forums?
Michael Bailey
Can't get rid of them they're everywhere. Kill a few they repopulate immediately, just be happy you probably don't have pic related, probably.
Benjamin Miller
I think he's memeing Sushi fish is flash frozen All the little buggers get killed
Nolan Moore
>1 in 11 people Yeah, maybe in India. Not in my USA.
Carson Howard
Well thank fuck they don't eat live skin. Thank you based mites.
For real though, pinworms are alright. I'd have a drink with you.
Camden Walker
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
Chase Cox
AHHHHHHHH
Austin Reed
In your USA: All googles and 1/2 of the spics have them.
Luke Nelson
I take a rectal colonoscopy every year because my fathers side of the family has a really high change of colon cancer.
Every fucking time the docter shoves his finger up my ass without any warning to "make sure its safe to do the colonoscopy a couple of days later"
Some docter fingerrapes my every year, and i pay for it.
It doesnt feel good at all, it hurts. Its wierd, i dont understand what gays like about this.
Carson Long
if "endoparasite" triggers you fuck off elsewhere. Not like it's an uncommon phrase.
Aaron Rivera
I don't know, I'm not "peruANO", but I got a warning from locals. To be careful of where I ate because I could end up with these worms fucking up my insides. Also, to be careful with tap water, because it's not as clean as it's supposed to.
Jackson Campbell
Thanks for the thread Cred Forums. I didn't plan on taking two showers today but plans change.
Or will I get shower parasites?
Wyatt Brooks
so your flash drives can fail from static electricity?
Joseph Hernandez
Luckily those have almost been driven extinct.
Asher Jenkins
If you relax the muscles where these guys live, it's not gonna be pleasant in the bed when you wake up.
Aaron Morgan
That was some guy in China that ate fresh raw out of a pond
Dylan Gray
honestly if i get pinworms i'll just eat chili ramen that shit will be spicy it'll kill them
Gavin Perry
>Dust mites literally do nothing though They shit in your bed sheets and too much shit might make you sick. How large are they? I used my microscope to look at some dust but didn't find any mites. The microscope isn't an expensive one but I could easily look at my sperm swimming around
Jaxon Morgan
Prions can survive extreme temperatures (hot and cold) and acid.
They aren't even alive, the cold can't kill them or degrade them.
Hudson Hughes
Oi lads what if I sleep naked? They don't mess with your dick right?
Angel Morgan
>implying even my own blood can survive my immune system
This thing is like if a nuclear bomb fucked a flamethrower while a chainsaw jacked off in the corner and spawned the ultimate disease/parasite/virus annihilating machine ever known to man
If you ever want the cure for aids, find me a hot black chick and take all my condoms
It's why washing your hands is important user. WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS.
Aiden Turner
So that's how tumblristas are born.
The more you know.
Sebastian Howard
Who looks like I'm never eating sushi again
Jordan Anderson
I got these while working overseas. Drank 10 shots of vodka and shit them all out.
Ayden Taylor
what is this
Alexander Perry
Iktf I wish I could burn all my shitty skin off. Hair and dead skin and bodily fluids disgust me. Why can't I have a metal casing instead
Leo Jones
If you have them your ass is itchy at night.
Jayden Martin
I'll be fine
Camden Wilson
>Pinworms infections are highly contagious. You become infected with pinworms by unintentionally ingesting (or inhaling) pinworm eggs >or inhaling
They're fucking airborne?
Kayden Lee
I'm worried I have these, but I don't really go anywhere and don't eat meat, am I OK?
Julian Price
There's a decent chance, user. A lot of the time you can be asymptomatic. If you're paranoid, look at your poop. Dead adult worms look like spaghetti, and tapeworm segments look like rice.
Jason Rodriguez
You really only have to worry about farmed fish that consume slaughterhouse waste (bovine).
It wouldn't happen otherwise.
Andrew King
I've never even heard of it before.
Jonathan Hall
This is exactly why I shit on a piece of cardboard and break it up with an old fork before I flush.
Jordan Miller
Yeah I sleep naked Someone answer this That is so gross why do you want to see your spunk
Carter Ward
>tfw have had dreams where i feel a pleasurable sensation around anus as if someone were eating me out.
Dust mites wouldn't stand a chance against my integrated laser weapons
Mason Ramirez
>Would they not just go on the mat? I'm sure they could but all you'd have to do is get some rubbing alcohol and wipe it down every now and then to kill them all. A mattress, on the other hand, is virtually impossible to sterilize without specialized equipment.
>How? Where do they fucking come from? There's microscopic shit living literally everywhere, m8. They exist naturally in the environment. You may as well ask where ants or flies come from.
James Lewis
this t. Lab Tech
Daniel Hernandez
absolutely epic
Kayden White
Maintenance against sand, dirt, salted water, whatever, would be a nightmare. Human body is revolting but extremely efficient
Caleb Roberts
>this is what the jews are moving our food industry towards
MY LOCAL SEAFOOD PLACE SWITCHED FROM WILD CAUGHT SALMON TO FARMED SHIT
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
Logan Morales
fuck this thread made my ass itchy
Nicholas Baker
They slowly nibble your dick off
Carter Carter
This thread has ruined my day. I'm already a bit of a hypochondriac, and now - despite no symptoms - I am convinced I have butt worms.
Thanks guys.
Ethan Clark
See this, world media. This is what we are. Leave us alone
Actually tbf, this is what you are too but normies all act like their pinworms don't stink. Or get eaten
Adam Price
Where do you think we are?
Hunter Gray
STOP IT I DON'T WANT TO KNOW
Jordan Stewart
do pineworm eggs die in the washing machine?
Jaxon Rogers
I've never seen such a thing and I look at my poos a lot because I funny have a gal bladder and I can't control my bile flow
Mason Wright
I see, THATS why its so small!
Jeremiah Moore
...
Bentley Turner
This topic reminds me of the Gut Eater in Eclipse Phase
Hunter Bennett
...
Gabriel Morris
That comes from eating raw beef
Jose Nelson
Fuckin white worms messing with an innocent black angel
Camden Myers
LOL I am taking wormwood etc now to get any out of system if I have. only cost like $9 form amazon
Easton Thompson
(You).
Ryan Nelson
MY ASS KEEPS GETTING ITCHIER!
Easton Morgan
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
Jace Collins
But there is cheap medicine for tapworms.
Ayden Perez
Unlikely. If you had a vagina they have been known to come out of the anus at night, get lost and end up inside of there instead.
Wyatt Gray
Make horseradish ice cube dildo's and fuck yourself in the ass
Wyatt Bailey
Pinworm genocide when?
Gabriel Thompson
Will eating really spicy food kill them off like bacteria?
Jace Richardson
wasabi dildos are the answer
Adrian Rogers
Seriously though, do they get inside the vagina?
Charles Nelson
what in the fuck? I didn't even know these things existed before I opened this thread
Lucas Gutierrez
GODDAMIT. You pins are always such pains in the asses. Why you guys always gotta leech off of hard working Americans is just beyond me. You have to go back!
Asher Nguyen
Jalapeno enemas :^)
Jonathan Allen
Yeah google it. Women have gotten them inside their urethra, vagina, uterus, tubes and even ovaries.
Tyler Ramirez
this is not related to politics
Noah Anderson
BRAZILIAN QT DETECTED
James Kelly
Garlic will
William Butler
We are not talking about tapeworms, we are talking about roundworms.
Christian Ward
fock off ahmed
Zachary Young
Thanks, I'm now going to kill myself
Camden Rogers
I haven't gone to the doctors in a while, I'm scared now since this thread.
Jacob Lopez
I've become like Howard Hughes. I'm always washing my hands and use plastic utensils now and throw them out.
I can't stand people touching me. All because of the stupid video I saw with worms and other stuff there I just freaks me out and gives me nightmares.
I used to have sex all the time. Now it's going on two years now. I just don't want anyone touching me I just freaks me out. Sometimes ignorance really is bliss
Elijah Reyes
>tfw cucked by a pinworm
Jaxson Ward
Both will be valuable for SHTF.
Henry Nguyen
do it have to be alot of garlic reguraly? I like food with garlic in it and i eat in on a somewhaat regular basis.
Carson Sanders
>I'm an entomologist (Well working towards it) and often cross over into studying about parasites. meh, ascarids are Ecdysozoans anyway so its not a big leap from entomo
James Jenkins
>Yeah google it.
Ahah not this time user!
Levi Kelly
Just apply some numbing anal cream to your dildo and that should kill them.
Charles Jenkins
>Assyria will rise again You have to go back.
Ryan Nelson
>Now That's What I Call A Shitpst.mp3
Jaxson Ward
Good try pinworm
Connor Reyes
>this thread >pic related
David Lee
>1 in 11 people have pinworms Wasn't persentage of niggers in USA around 10-12%?
Nathan Lee
Just pretend they are giant sperm
You dog fucking whores love that beastiality shit
John Morales
will be a pleasure to leave this shithole after based Assad have killed ISIS and the K*rdshits
Luke Young
Russia once again thinking outside the box... *rolls eyes*
Jacob Baker
Cred Forums is the best place on the internet
Joseph Russell
>be asleep >worm crawls out of your ass >gets lost >crawls into your penis >deep down >gets comfy >your dick itches from the inside, it drives you crazy >you have to mastrubate out the little fucker
Zachary Walker
DO IT
Benjamin Sanders
One of my ball tubes is swollen
I think theres a family of parasites living inside it
I sometimes fap 4 times in a row and cum so hard I hit the cieling trying to blast them out
Lefty still tingles
Alexander Hill
1/11 = 0.0909 x 100 = 9.09
It would be 9.09% or simply 9.1%
Tyler Thomas
>worms infect your sperm >you nut inside wife >she gives birth to monstrous worm creature
Jaxson Ross
You might have cancer dude, get cheked out by a doctor.