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How did you do that?

what the fukc is this

Cred Forums Pass user since April 2014.

So you're a mod.

This must be some sort of joke. I've never seen this before.

>buying a Cred Forums pass

Cred Forums Pass user since April 2014.

MODS

Stop shitting up the board.

>inb4 3000 replies

What did he mean by this?

For what, user? I seriously have not seen that "Cred Forums Pass user since April 2014" before.

fucking mod shilling for 4ch

Reported for CP

Cred Forums Pass user since December 2014.

What the shit

4chans new marketing strategy is ramping up

GAS THE MODS

BOARD WAR NOW

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>Being gay

go to /qa/

NO NOT AGAIN

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>Hiroshima adds a guaranteed replies premium access shitposting feature
>a fucking leaf expects me not to have fun with it while it lasts

Cred Forums Pass user since April 2014.

Every day we fall further from moot's love.

Check my siggy btw.

Cred Forums Pass user since December 2013.

0 2 1 0 1 6 0 1 5 0

WHAT
Gold meme is fine and all but holy shit the pass thing

>2013

wew lad

u mad

Cred Forums Pass user since December 2014.

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Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

to green text

>one post after
>but one second before
Okay, why did you fucking break posting

>buying a Cred Forums pass for this specific occasion

...

It would be pretty funny if we only got a limited number of uses, and I blow through em all in a day

>December 2013
R A R E

Toasting in epic bread

Fuck the gook that runs this site, I swear. Always screwing shit up.

test post

This new feature will make it even easier to track my favorite posters on Cred Forums.org™

New feature

Eat my ass

Also sage

>Not unironically supporting the place you spend most of your time shitposting on

Now who's the REAL jew?

Cred Forums Pass user since September 2016.

I actually bought the pass because it was discounted, didn't know >this was possible.

Yeah, it sucks because I've actually had a pass since they were introduced in 2012, but I lost the login info and I lost access to the email I signed up with, so I couldn't recover it.

Cred Forums Pass user since December 2013.

You idiots have Cred Forums Pass, but don't use an out of country proxy? What the fuck?

I Lik

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test

What do we have to start collecting the oldest passes now?

>Cred Forums.org/pass
>Will other people know I'm using a Pass?
>No. Unless you enter since4pass in the Options field, there will be no indication that you are using a Pass to other users, and your posts will display exactly the same as any other. The since4pass Options command allows you to publicly display since when you have been using a Cred Forums Pass.

epic

Testing like a gullible faggot

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

same here, I would have been more careful had I known

¿ǝɹǝɥ uo ƃuioƃ s,ʇɐɥʍ 'sʎnƃ ʎǝH

Holy shit. What the fuck is Hiroki doing?

Cred Forums Pass user since September 2016.

>Sep 2016
Kek
Seriously though after all of these years this new timer shit and since4pass shit is actually giving me good reason to buy one

...

test

what did he mean by this?

stfu

Is this a #fortune kind of thing?

based hiroshimoot fucking badged the kikes right here now

Kys

Cred Forums Pass user since May 2016

>no upvote button
dropped

Cred Forums Pass user since August 2016.

neat

Fucking KEKS

does this meme work

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

Well, it isn't any longer.

wew lad

>work for hotpockets
>can't even get this cool option for posting

Is chink moot going to sell doubles now?

Test

>posted from my iPhone

Oh, I see. Seems like a pretty good funposting tool.

Cred Forums Pass user since May 2016.

>october 2016
you literally just paid for it to test it out

really make you think

>This amount of people that pays to bypass a captcha and shitpost

I'd pay to disable doubles and/or flags in threads I make

hiroshimoot is treating Cred Forums like 2ch. He introduced countless weird features over there. Expect permanent cookies with a reputation system and restricted boards next.

nice

no baka. I got it because it was 25% off

Can one of you idiots please explain to me the though process behind buying a pass?

Are you seriously that lazy you can't take five seconds to pick a few boxes or type in the captcha? Shitposting is just that important to you? Or am I missing something here?

moot is rolling in his grave

That's some high grade autism and we thank you for it.

I mean the post order is LITERALLY wrong, never saw that before

The Cred Forums pase thing I get but this is weird

Test

> Being from the UK and having Cred Forums in your transaction history

You dun fucked up

mfw it's real

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2015.

Testing

yeah how?

Cred Forums Pass user since July 2016.

I do not have a pass

How gay.

HUGE MISTAKE CHINKMOOT

WHAT
A
HUGE
MISTAKE

?

Hiro is LITERALLY DESTROYING THIS SITE

>grave

I'm so sorry that you don't know user, but he wasn't buried.

Actually there is a blanket ban on IPs in Singapore. So I had to get one if I wanted to actually shitpost.

Oh man the shitposting options just became limitless

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2012.

>actually PAYING for Cred Forums
>ever
what's it like to be a goy?

falling for the japanese joo

>ID:how to
What did I mean by this?

...

HIRO YOU FUCKER

>Cred Forums Pass user since October 2012.
DAYUM O LD F A G

What the actual FUCK is this?

Cool

Oh, boy. Now I can pay to show off how long I've been on Cred Forums and talk down on people who haven't been here as long as me rather than refuting their arguments, thus completely missing the point of the fucking site!

Holy shit nooooo

This will bring up a new era of shitposting.

MODS

I tried using the options field.

haha i got my pass for free

Hi

I thought Cred Forums pass users were a myth

I HOPE YOU GOT FIFTEEN BUX

THE END IS NIGH

checking in

>October 2012
You spent $80 on this (You)

how does this calculations work

what

>with a reputation system

please tell me you're just trying to trigger me

>people actually bought passes

Learn from the jews and don't pay shit.

Captcha gets more and more obnoxious every year. Usually I cave in and buy one while I'm drunk, but this last time I did it because I had to solve 8 captchas in a row and when I was finally able to submit my post I got a "you seem to have mistyped the captcha" message.

Sup, newpassbro.

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

anal

Cred Forums Pass user since May 2016.

This fucking sucks I've been here since 2009

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

How do I check my fortune?

>2013

how do i show off my super amazing Cred Forums pass

Testing.

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2003.

Who do you even see doing that now though? All it is is just a fun shitposting option

Cred Forums Pass user since September 2016.

Who is 'hotpockets'?

>tfw use a different bitcoin address every year when renewing
If only I would have this kind of dick flexing was in the pipeline

Cred Forums Pass user since August 2016.

STOP POSTING THAT FAKED PIC! PEOPLE CAN SEE BY LOOKING AT THE FIRST REPLY TO THE POST IN THE PIC THAT IT WAS SHOPPED.

who asked for this shit

HE GOT IT FOR FREE.
FOR FREE
O
R

F
R
E
E

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2012.

witnessed

you old fuck

Niggers

it will make Hiro money. thats the whole point of it

Really makes you pass

Liar, Poland didn't even discover computers until 2009

he thinks 2012 is an oldfag

Wait what? There are people on this site who actually bought Cred Forums pass? I thought it was a meme.

>2012

lol

Cred Forums Pass user since August 2016.

HOW TO SHOW OFF DANK PASS

fuck me I've been here since 06 and I thought the Cred Forums pass was a literal meme this whole time...

>buying a Cred Forums pass

>why yes, FBI, I would like to join another list

Cred Forums Pass user since February 2016.

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2012.

...

testing

>ids
>forced flags
>show off Cred Forums pass date

remove everything

>Hiro is so incompetent that he doesn't realize that people showing off their pases will get memed to oblivion and called redditors for paying to use this shithole

>he took the bait

He posts on Cred Forums's Cred Forums.

We're already under scrutiny.

Testing.

Cred Forums Pass user since April 2014.

this this this WAKE UP ANONS WAKE THE FUCK UP

hello fello patricians

Cred Forums Pass user since November 2014.

>2009

leave

BUT WHY ON /POL?!?!?!?!?
RRREEEEEEEE

>poorfaggotry AND paranoia
How uncouth. I hope your being ironic, nonpasser

Cred Forums Pass user since August 2016.

I win.

Cred Forums Pass user since September 2012.

Holy shit it's actually real

Hello

>he's too poor to pay for all the extra features made available through a Cred Forums pass
You can tell someone is a NEET when they don't have a pass.

Cred Forums Pass user since December 2014.

>tfw you buy a pass a few days before the discount

Cred Forums Pass user since September 2016.

Platinum pass reporting in

hWO TO DO THIS

Test
>mods are fucking with us

Cred Forums Pass user since April 2014.

how??

Cred Forums Pass user since November 2014.

LoL dunno??1?

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2012.

Should note that I bought it on day 1 so I don't think it's possible to get any lower.

Cred Forums Pass user since September 2012.

...

moot wishes he was Jewish enough to think of this

WTF is this about? Just go ahead and tell us.

It's sitewide.
Cred Forums Pass user since April 2014.

supremely memed my good sir

IDs are good, flags should be optional, Cred Forums pass shit is just another way for people to feel like special snowflakes

is this beginning of the end?

ok muhammed

Is this a may-may?

>butthurt SNL fag

test

This thread is fake and gay

>implying it wasn't always about being oldfag as fuck.

DnD rocks.

man i would have paid for one back then if I knew I could shitpost and get guaranteed replies

woo i did it

Cred Forums Pass user since August 2016.

>the ultimate troll

>since April 2014
Fuckin newfag

Somebody must hack and do this:
>Cred Forums Pass user since October 2017.
Just for keks

So this is how he plans to monetize the site...

I'm sold

wew

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>people cant samefag anymore without dropping their precious pass or they get a fucking signature saying how much of a queer they are

LOVING
EVERY
LAFF

not if youre a good goy who loves trump and thinks the jews arent really the synagogue of satan

>good goys willingly outing themselves

Why doesn't it show my pass? :-/

thats not how it works though you can choose to do it or not

I've had a pass for a while but I'm too embarrassed to try this because I'm ashamed of having spent $20 on Cred Forums.

Newfags gonna new

Cred Forums Pass user since September 2012.

>tfw why even buy a pass with an id like this

chirst, what is this

Top Kek

We need to start a club

Cred Forums Pass user since September 2012.

kekkles

ok everybody im here to ruin the fun

see

The way it works on 2ch, nobody can see your points unless you specify it in the options field. Certain boards are restricted to people with a minimum reputation and you get some other boons. Also, buying a 2ch pass will remove most restrictions.

It goes in the option field lmao

Cred Forums Pass user since August 2016.

You see if we didn't habe thread IDs I may have confused you with the person I replied to

It's Pretty cool, also pretty sure Hiro adjusted the Doubles droprate.

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2012.

Hiroshima should allow us to award good posts with gifts of Cred Forums gold.

yeah guys we r the true old fags :DDDDD

Cred Forums Pass user since August 2016.

Testinv

Based

Cred Forums Pass user since August 2016.

test

fuck yes

Cred Forums Pass user since September 2013.

>paying to post

hmm

idk shit about any of it, i only have it bc thats my favorite scene in Goodfellas

lol

>Not using my screen cap with region flags.

Reminder that Hiro can now never remove this feature because one of the Anons who just bought the pass for this purpose will try to sue of he randomly cuts the feature.

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

not working
wtf I hate king nipon now.

>he spends his time selecting storefronts!

Cred Forums Pass user since November 2014.

BUT GUYS WHAT IS THIS
DISTRACTING US FROM?!?!?!!

Cred Forums Pass user since August 2016.

Remember during Cred Forumsocaust when only Cred Forums pass users could post?

That was the shit

praise kek

Literally the end of Cred Forums

>favorite scene
>not being when tommy shot spider for being a stuttering prick

come on brah

what do region flags even show

Nah paying to be able to dump manga, and i guess asspain jumping beans who can't afford a bag of premium shit.

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2012.

teat

To be fair, I've been lurking since roughly 2008.

Cred Forums Pass user since September 2016.

boob

>when you stopped renewing 4chanpass

test

whose the nigger now

hiro is a Jewish plant maybe?

Fugg you losers

>Helping google

Cred Forums Pass user since September 2012.

holy shit all bow down to 2012 gods

alright ill play

Cred Forums Pass user since March 2004.

theres tons of great scenes honestly, thats a really good one, like what happens to Stacks

Paying to report, actually.

Cred Forums Pass user since September 2012.

this is great, if pass fags keep doing this with their posts i can completely filter them.

Thank you hiroshima

Please tell me this is some mod fuckery and not everyone is gonna know I paid Hiro twenty bucks to shitpost faster.

I remember when Cred Forums used to be good.

test

Cred Forums Pass user since February 2016.

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where is that thread?
why was op warned?

> Moot now works at Google

Yeah, good fucking job mate. Sure make us non-pass losers feel stupid not giving our details to someone who now works at Google

Go to the options

That's not true. Been using a pass since 2013. I just don't recycle the token.

lel newfag detected

Cred Forums Pass user since August 2016.

Cred Forums never was good don't be retarded.

It's another form of tracking. You block cookies and other typical tracking shit from google, but then they have all this back-burner shit that's just as effective but there aren't many fire-and-forget counters to. Webfonts called from google, jquery loaded from googleapis, recaptcha. Virtually no sites do or are willing to host their own versions of any of this, and instead they all call google's - meaning which, you access google and let them know what you're doing on 99% of sites these days even with the usual privacy measures in place. You can kill webfonts easy enough, if you don't mind all the unicode boxes that will be littering every site that wanted to use a text symbol for shit that they should have just used a small gif/jpg for. Jquery is a much bigger violator since 99% of webcucks rely on it to do everything for them now, and they all use the version hosted on googleapis. There are rudimentary browser addons that will build jquery into everything, but they're a bit wonky still last time I checked. That leaves a HOSTS redirect to point all googleapis request to your own server, but that's a massive pain in the ass to set up. Recaptcha, there's currently no workaround for that I know of unless someone is offering passthrough captchas similar to startpage and google searches. Maybe there's something Hiroshimoot could be talked into, putting the site's captcha onto the site itself instead of using one by a third party.

This is some mod fuckery and not everyone is gonna know You paid Hiro twenty bucks to shitpost faster.

im going to kill myself

Test.

>he does it for less than free

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

Cred Forums was never good

Because mods are libtards.

Cred Forums Pass user since September 2012.

See:

>in the future, status on Cred Forums will be signaled exclusively through how long you've been a Cred Forums pass member. Anyone without the pass will be ignored. Anyone that hasn't had a pass since 2012 will be ignored

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

Why is Cred Forums always one step ahead

I live in the UK and am not on a proxy. Coming here by default put me on a list.

test

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

>SomethingAwful and other shitty websites put up a paywall to keep out shitposters
>Hiroshimoot knows people will pay $20 a year to shitpost as efficiently as possible

Cred Forums Pass user since April 2014.

>How did you do that?
WHAT

>we can now laugh at autistic nu males on Cred Forums who probably have no life outside of Cred Forums

hahahahHAHAHAHAH

i would keep it turned off lads, embarrassing

test

Cred Forums Pass user since May 2014.

No mod fuckery. But it only happens if you put "since4pass" in the Options field. Note my earlier posts have it, but this one does not.

Oh thank god.

Cred Forums Pass user since July 2016.

yeah lads pip pip cheerio

>Cred Forums Pass user since December 2014.
Cred Forums Pass user since December 2014.Cred Forums Pass user since December 2014.Cred Forums Pass user since December 2014.

No evidence whatsoever.
Warned because it gave OP chance to repost thread with some proof.

Guess what, it ended up being Cred Forums tier bullshit that you guys want to desperately believe

>since October 2012
Same here.

Cred Forums Pass user since September 2012.

Who's Megan?

oldfag

Cred Forums Pass user since May 2014.

because the mods are leftist cucks and or trolls.

this place should be shutdown and it will be, soon.

>September
Ah, guess I remembered wrong.

testes

me

>mfw a captcha warrior is legitimately jimmy jumbled

Cred Forums Pass user since August 2016.

Don't reply to me if you're not 2012

Cred Forums Pass user since December 2012.

testies

What a gay circle jerk.

>muh SNL

Cancer

Haha what

Cred Forums Pass user since December 2012.

WHY

Cred Forums Pass user since November 2014.

Might as well try it.

Cred Forums Pass user since September 2012.

OP is faggot

>2012
>oldfag
LUL

It's just a birthday celebration thing, idiots. Did you not notice the party hats?

Pass is 25% off at the moment, so it's just a way to sell some, and will probably become an annual tradition thing.

meme test

Am I cool?

I'm 2012

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

tfw more flags

OH SHIT

you dont belong here

Cred Forums Pass user since November 2014.

people with a pass from september or october 2012 are officially oldfags as it means they'd been posting before then.

Test

hahahaha YES HIRO YES!!!

Cred Forums Pass user since January 2015.

ok Cred Forumsro :D

Cred Forums Pass user since August 2016.

Goes from presenting a new feature to be involved in a gay orgy
Cred Forums everyone

Test

I'm an oldfag, i don't need no gay pass.

nigger

>all of these good goyim buying passes

Been here for nine years now and haven't supported this hellhole in the slightest.

>Cred Forums passes have been a thing since 2012

I can't wait until the UN shuts this fucking website down so I can finally leave.

I don't need a JEW pass

This shit is as gay as reddit flare and anyone who gives this site money is a newfaggot redditor

Cred Forums user since February 2005

Did you have to have your Cred Forums pass continuously? ?

>Mfw using my Cred Forums Gold Account as I speak

i dont even have a pass

Testing

Cred Forums Pass user since August 2016.

>buying a good goy pass just so you can status signal how long you've been shitposting on Cred Forums for

intradesting, I don't really understand but I wish i could do so easily. can you explain with a cartoon or meme?

Oh. Nice

>being this poor

prove it

Cred Forums Pass user since January 2015.

kek

Proof xir of my Cred Forums gold account

Cred Forums Pass user since August 2016.

Shit, man, I bought it the first day it came out.
I've been a good goy for far longer than that.

Cred Forums Pass user since December 2012.

It's literally a massive newfag signal because only redditors would give this honeypot money

Cred Forums user since February 2005

With the amount of time I spend posting here, it saves a lot of time in solving the stupid captcha. And I'd rather give Hiro/moot money than do work for Google.

Cred Forums Pass user since September 2012.

?

>displaying your e-peen is only just now an option
>passes have only been around since 2012 so you look like a newfag anyway

Think before you post, friendo.

Cred Forums Pass user since July 2016.

What happens if i do this and don't have one?

>duh

ur computer explodes

buy jew pass still get ads

faggot

:pass:

Wtf

It makes mustard gas.

I just did and nothing happened.

Tesu

ok friend you can proceed

Cred Forums Pass user since January 2015.

Ashes can't roll you turbonigger

Why?

Prove it

Cred Forums Pass user since September 2016.

test

Cred Forums Pass user since January 2016.

I'm thinking of the future, senpai. The incentive now is for signally retards to buy passes. Sure, they'd only say October 2016 now, but that would still technically be oldfag enough in a couple years.

Currently speaking, the people who bought good goy passes are just lazy shitposters

Did you have to.have the pass continuously? ??

for money
People will now start buying passes to show off

only a cuck would fill in the google captcha

BOMB, BOMB! RUN HANZ!

>Sure, they'd only say October 2016 now, but that would still technically be oldfag enough in a couple years.

Anyone who came after 2006 is a newfag, newfag

This reddit flare doesn't change a thing

>paying to be called a cuck

Tesu

Cred Forums Pass user since January 2013.

sorry forgot to post

Cred Forums Pass user since September 2016.

Pretty much what this guy said t. 2007 newfag

Cred Forums Pass user since July 2016.

Have you had a pass since then or have you only bought it once in a while?

...

i'd be curious to see black murders in these countries next to this

>West Germany
Please tell me somebody is using this as bait on Jewbook.

when is heaven coming back, fuck that guy

Cred Forums is literally pay2win now. This is some Jewish bullshit. Next thing you know you'll be able to upvote posts.

[USER WAS GIFTED Cred Forums GOLD FOR THIS POST]

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

What is this

I want Hiroshima to add an "estimated chromosome count" to each post, based on content.

Cred Forums passes were literally suggested as a way for Cred Forums users to give moot money by the community. He was apprehensive about taking donations or something, I don't remember.

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

Remember when facebook integration was a thing? Let's bring that back too.

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

WEW LADS NO CAPTCHA I'M FREE AT LAST

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

:)

Cred Forums Pass user since July 2016.

>What is this
EPEEN

Seems fun so long as it goes away after a day or two.

Cred Forums Pass user since September 2012.

I can post pepes for all eternity now

...

>October 2016
>Literally signing up just to status-signal and shitpost


MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

Hmm.

gay

THE GOYIM ARE ACTUALLY BUYING IT

All these new fags

So we're all in agreement that anyone buying a pass post-October 2016 is normiefag virtue signaling scum, correct?

Cred Forums Pass user since July 2016.

All these new fags

Cred Forums Pass user since March 2014.