Land of the free

>land of the free
>can't drink publicly

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I though alcohol was haram for you guys? Why do you care achmed

>Land of the free.
>Get shot.

Jokes on you, hozer. I'm Canadian aswell

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makes you think

Delete

not an argument

>Tfw you can drink in public parks in montreal as long as you have some "food"

Its pretty fucking great.

>proud German heritage
>allows shitskins to replace you

>land of the free
>police can arrest your money when you haven't even broken any laws

fpbp
didn't ever expect to say that about a leaf but here we are

>every state has the same laws

I know you german fags cant into state's rights.

The only public places where drinking is banned here are places with alot of homeless/polish street drinkers causing problems.

>implying having a bunch of drunk people wandering the streets is a good thing

Murder is illegal too... DAMN, GUESS I'M NOT FREE HURRR. Fuck outta here lol.

>land of the free
>getting watched by two governments

Still have guns and can offend people.

At least my country is still a country. Not some open borders fairy tale land for sand niggers to rape all they want.

>Murder is illegal too

It depends who you are.

>can offend people

a load of barnacles unless youre not white

What is Las Vegas for 500$ Alex

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I'm not the one pretending to live in a land of the free

thanks senpai

Keked and checked

>no right to free speech, hate speech laws out the ass

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hate_speech_laws_in_Australia

abc.net.au/news/2011-09-28/bolt-found-guilty-of-breaching-discrimination-act/3025918


>downright draconian gun laws

Self-explanatory. Most types of firearms are banned in cuckfailia. Most people own shitty .22lr bolt action rifles or fuddshit double barrel shotguns.


>need a license for fucking air rifles

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_gun_laws#Australia

>airsoft is banned

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_issues_in_airsoft#Australia

>LASER pointers over 1mw are banned (effectively banning the vast majority)

ozlasers.com/australian-laser-laws


>fucking YO YO WATERBALLS are banned

productsafety.gov.au/bans/yo-yo-water-balls

>novelty toy-like lighters are banned

productsafety.gov.au/bans/novelty-cigarette-lighters

>smokeless tobacco is banned

productsafety.gov.au/bans/smokeless-tobacco-products

>toys containing beads are banned

productsafety.gov.au/bans/toys-containing-beads

>need a helmet to ride a fucking bicycle

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicycle_helmets_in_Australia


>plain packaging on cigarettes

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cigarette_packets_in_Australia

>absurdly high taxation on alcohol and cigarettes

theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/may/03/smokers-to-pay-more-than-45-for-a-packet-of-cigarettes-from-2020

news.com.au/finance/money/why-do-we-pay-so-much-for-alcohol/news-story/1647c23acc476553ade5d77774b8fa7d

>many violent games and movies banned or censored even after the R18 was introduced
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_banned_in_Australia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_banned_video_games_in_Australia
>video games are expensive as shit
Self-explanatory
>cannot carry anything for self-defense

>"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." -CS Lewis

Ausfailia is one of the biggest NANNY STATES IN THE WORLD.

bbc.com/news/world-australia-34048497

traveller.com.au/australia-the-land-of-the-idiot-gi36oy

next.ft.com/content/1853648c-cbc3-11e5-84df-70594b99fc47

dailytelegraph.com.au/rendezview/welcome-to-australia-the-worlds-most-overregulated-nanny-state/news-story/49aa0a414ae87b9ef54e85b40af36b47?nk=12acd4a5120fa9509bd8513af6075c5d-1466651873

AUSKEKS HAVE TO SHITPOST BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY THRILL THEY HAVE LEFT KEK. LITERALLY THE MOST DANGEROUS THING THEY ARE ALLOWED TO DO.

>being this butthurt

Maybe not OP, but I did fuck my girlfriend on top of the hood of my car one night in the parking lot of a bar as passer-buys watched. You tell me.. is that freedom? I also drove home drunk.

I mean...Doing those things is pretty free, yeah, but by the law of the United States territories you're not allowed to do either of those.

So no, that's not free.

>I drove drunk

No. This is just stupid m80

Being this butthurt.

Look at the triggered American everyone.

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>german chocolate is banned
this prevents fascism

>German pride
>Black skin

>>can't drink publicly

two places burgers can drink in public off the top of my head ...
>new orleans
>las vegas

Ya know what? Let those shit holes keep their public drunkenness.

Brevity. That's what is funny.

good bantz lmao ;)

have more cute grillz

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No, I was perfectly fine like many other people who drive drunk. Probably drive better than you. I don't do it these days because the fags have overtaken the drinking-driving laws with force and I don't want to deal with the consequences of that, so I guess some freedoms have been lost in my life time. Frogs in a boiling pot I guess. Praise Kek.

Well if I had to choose between not drinking in public, or having every female member of my family get gang-raped by a train of Mongolian Soviets...

Do paper bags even matter anymore? I heard cops can still pull you over.