What's Cred Forums going to dress up as on Halloween this year?

Moon Man, who I dress as every other day as well

***pagan

An unemployed loser that masturbates to anime in a dark basement all day.

Happy birthday!

Isn't Halloween Irish? Or are you talking about how commercial it is these days?

Forgot to change name

Ideas?

Hillary Clinton

It's a pagan holiday you fucking unaware dunce.

OT: I'm thinking of dressing up as a police officer. Thoughts?

thank you

>inb4 tumblr/reddit

came across a horse mask last year, was invited to a halloween party, had nothing else. This year might as well do it again

All the latest craze.

Someone who doesn't give a shit, oh wait...

I was going to wear a polo and some thick, nerdy glasses and go as "Peter Parker Pre-Spider Bite"

dressing up is degenerate reeeeee

shit my bad, CTR on another thread is already cancer enough

Trump

the wicked witch of the eastern seaboard

Filthy Frank :^)

Pepe
Smug version but I'll make it rare maybe use a metallic green color that shines

A clown. With the hysteria all over the nation with clown sightings this will certainly be the most unsettling and scariest costume

One of my ideas is Hillary Clinton with a witch outfit on. Good taste, user.

Yes! Yes! goys spend money for costumes then act like degenerates hehehe.

Putting a sign out front telling kids to fuck off

I will be a spooky ghost. Tine to spook some asylum seeking nigfugees

Kids rock up in their school clothes, I've never seen a little cunt dressed up.

Halloween is evidently very important to KEK

Ole Miss?

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Prepared to get tricked cunt if you don't provide treats

>current year
>buying the pumkin Jew

Napoleon

Myself. I'm already horrifying enough.

t. Texas

Nothing because i'm too old, yet at the same time wondering if Hiro will give us spoopy skellys again this year

Mate,this culture event is new here. No one knows the rules, kids just aren't allowed out after dark.

a clown in the woods

We got Halloween decorations for Christmas trees. Oh and Target already has Christmas trees.

>Quebiqois detected
Give it up fleur-de-leafs you'll never be independent!

back in the 90s

>Target already has Christmas trees.
>October 1st

My dream for Halloween would be Len Kagamine. He is too QT.

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Santa Clause photo booth starts next week

A STALKER, of course. Complete with surplus nugget rifle of glorious 7.62×54r

Top tier
>classic costumes: ghost, mummy, dracula, pumpkin head guy
>wholesome costumes: simple animal masks, uniformed tradesmen or workers, mythological characters (Angel, devil, Greek gods/heroes), traditional folk dress

Pleb tier
>pop culture references: any character from a TV or movie, current or past (excluding classic monster movies i.e. Bella Lugosi's Dracula), celebrities, politicians
>Gore: anything with fake blood, wounds, or relating to an actual real life threat (terrorist, serial killer, etc)

Shit tier
>puns
>sight gags
>ironically lazy costumes (i.e. tshirt that says "this is my costume")
>subculture costumes (gangbanger, nerd, sports fan, pimp)
>slutty version of anything

Cred Forums actually made me bisexual.

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Does it start early because your seasons are reversed from ours?

Crusader.

An indian

Nah, it's just capital

>Quebiqois
Ironically, no. Just like the digs.

>Halloween 2014...I dress up as "the cloud" right after the Fappening
>spray-glued loose polyester to a white t-shirt, covered in censored 16-bit pron on bright colored index cards
>hand out actual nudie pictures that I randomly found on Cred Forums...guys and girls
>had sex with the costume still on
>got herpes, but still worth it

I think it's relevant enough to repeat again in 2016.

if I were to dress up I would probably go as Nada from They Live

I don't partake in Halloween, although I wouldn't mind cowboy get up

Gonna go out with some friends and watch some scary movies.

nothing
halloween is a pegan holiday that only children and satanists celebrate

Sick burn my man

I know we all joke about having no friends here, but do you guys seriously have no spooky festivities to attend?

>Last year cut a bunch of beer cans into a crown, couple of swords, and a shiny belt
>got piss drunk and stripped down to boots and loincloth + beer
>pillaged other people's parties for beer and broke 3 swords over people's heads when they asked me "what I was"
>apparently was speaking broken German for most of this
I think this year I'll just go Sling Blade.

Just my standard issue uniform.

I seriously have nothing to do.
Not that I don't want to, I just can't.
Now fuck off.

Probably the Red Hood.

>Texas

Hey, I also live in Texas. What part do you live in?

>joke

gonna dress up as mario, but with a red 'make mushroom kingdom great again' hat

I'm thinking about going to my work party as Bill Cosby, in full blackface.

Tits or gtfo
>inb4 it's that shitty meme where you dress as the other gender that wasn't even funny at anime cons

Underage and b&

this

>What's Cred Forums going to dress up as on Halloween this year?

I don't have to.

mind if I steal your idea

>have a shit group of friends that don't talk to me at all unless I show up at weekly game night
>they do nothing but discuss youtube videos (mostly streamers), magic the gathering, dragon's dogma, dark souls, smash, fallout, elder scrolls, cod, pokemon, etc.
>can't be assed to do any research on anything, half shill for hillary; ask me for information on some trump thing roughly 5% of the time
>0 discussion with me otherwise
>will probably mention a Halloween party and invite me to it if I'm present on game night
>if I'm not then they'll probably never mention it
Not sure if I even want to go. It's the same shit as usual but in costume, no women, and endless beer pong/cards against humanity.

Not sure what a neet like me would go as anyway

carboncostume.com/pepe-the-frog/

what is the paint for?

reddit

The best and least stupid kind of degenerate

Wall section.

the penis

the lips

hitler