I am thinking about emigrating to the UK so I can leave the EU once and for all...

I am thinking about emigrating to the UK so I can leave the EU once and for all, but still be in less than an hour at home.

How are things going there?

Pretty chill desu bro. Just stay away from major cities like Birmingham and London if you want to avoid the mudskins.

Fuck off we're full.

New EU arrivals are being sent back. Too late Hans.

>How are things going there?
Remainians are still mad and claiming things will go bad any minute now, as they have been doing since the vote. Other than that, everything is fine.

We're don't need more mudskins. But westernized whites, especially ones who want to escape the cuckery of the EU are welcomed in my view. Germans are hard workers too.

I'm sure he could apply for a citizenship.

>german
>i want to go to uk
2016 ladies and gentleman

DOn't go to London tho that place is getting mudslimed by the second.

>But westernized whites, especially ones who want to escape the cuckery of the EU are welcomed in my view
They're the autists that caused the problem. Why would you want to take in people that have ruined a continent to the point that they want to leave it? They'll just ruin the next place they go to.

We're having a grand old time, our biggest liberal party is ripping itself apart right now, getting some good laughs

If you're coming then you better hurry up because May is very anti immigrants

PS don't go to the north

>not wanting ethnic Germans in your country
m8
Bury the hatchet
They're top 5

First of all, you cannot blanket blame every single kraut. We don't know which way he may have voted regarding Merkel. Either way; he recognises there is a problem and has learned that it was the worst thing to happen to Europe. Consequently; since he has first hand experience of it all, he's probably less likely to fuck up our country than we are, because he has experienced exactly how to do it, and perhaps doesn't want to destroy his new home like the last one was.

>Don't go to the north

There was no conscious decision to destroy our country. Do you imagine we all wake up and decided to gargle Ahmeds cum one day? It's a creeping death and you only notice things are wrong when it's too late.

We've enough blacks thanks

You voted the politicians in that caused this to happen.

WE just voted to get out of the fucking mess you created.

See the difference?

Yeah, the story would be way different if our socialist or environment-friendly parties were at it, right? You have no fucking clue about politics, just as expected from a brexit shilling island monkey.

I've no hatchet to bury. Just because I don't want Germans coming here leaving their failed state doesn't mean I have any animosity towards Germans.

It's inherent in German blood to ruin their countries, they're not even aware of it.
If he doesn't even know how he got into the mess, how is he "less likely to fuck up our country than we are".

wouldnt risk it lad, anglos may seem germanic but you're at risk here as an aryan

But surely you're aware of the progressive steps that took you there. Able to recognize the warning signs no?

Don't be ridiculous. You're genuinely suggesting that Germans are genetically predetermined to fuck up their own living spaces? That's nonsense.

Arguing from assumption.

I feel sorry for our once masters. I'm glad the Act of Union 1801 failed. Otherwise we'd be an overspill island for all the browns, niggers and half-bred fuzzy haired niggers from the Mainland.

Was it colonialism in Africa and Asia that brought all the brown people to your empire, Brit bro?

>'re genuinely suggesting that Germans are genetically predetermined to fuck up their own living spaces?
Genetically or culturally, it doesn't matter. It's a demonstrable fact that when they're left to their own devices for any length of time they end up creating a massive authoritarian state. It's not just Germans, most Europeans have this disposition.

Sort of. It was guilt.

Germany
Yes

hahaha have you read the news the eu fucked up their whole country is full of 3rd world asswhole rapist know. dont take your women they will get gangraped by ahmed and some somalian fuck

this is the new home of the west hans

Sauce? The south is whiter than the north, just look at Leeds,Rotherham,Birmingham or any other shithole up there.

Sure, providing you're white, or at least pro Western White civ.

Can we please use liberal in the British sense?

Don't use American language to describe socialists/lefties. The Conservatives, or example, are more liberal than labour.

Your map goes by region, his goes by constituency.

The pakis and nogs are concentrated in Leeds and Rotherham etc., but the other areas up north are very white. Your map includes those concentrated pockets in its average of the whole region, so of course it will appear less white.

Ah, that explains the constant attacks against Easter Europeans but not against Arab filth.
United Pakistan strikes again.

I'm trying to preach this since years, doesn't work sadly

Dont do it my aryan brother, it is not a good place for you!

Firstly, those "attacks on poles" are sensationalist rubbish.

Secondly, we know we have a Paki problem (Muslims are something like 6% of the population), but it's not as bad as Germany's problems, as we haven't let in any refugees (well, maybe about 200).

Also, and I say this with some trepidation, I think Theresa May's government will be one of the most right wing, and nationalistic, we've had since the war.

Not only will they Brexit, but it looks like we're going to leave the single market, and in that, the free movement of people. Theresa May has historically wanted to enact tough immigration legislation, but has been shot down by David "Cuck" Cameron.

all the cities are shit. most of the villages have become shit. guns are illegal. basically a worst germany. immigrate to finland or estonia instead

How hasn't Sadiq Khan been given the boot yet?

Factually inaccurate. The media outlets just realised that people don't care about arabs being attacked so they only report when some easter european is attacked.

Eastern Europeans are also not British and have a history of socialism.

Pretty great. Working in a great job in a quite part of the countryside is awesome, especially living in one of the most dindu infested parts of the US for years.

Just get a sense of humour Hans. I work with a German lady and you guys cannot understand jokes for the life of you. Really nice people though even if you guys take everything literally to the point of obliviousness.

I have absolutely no idea what-so-ever. It's baffling. I don't even know how he was elected in the first place. Though London is only 40% white, still a majority; I think they're all cucked.

London is over 50% white, but only 40% white British.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>unbable to score a shotgun
>shitty food
>expensive everything
>scam tier real estate
>muh flegmatic CCTV potite yet ball less society
>binge drinking ugly young faggots everywhere
>mudskins yet no institutionalised racism against them, worse the locals open it more for them.

eah it's basically germany with ale instead of pills.

Ah well.

They're still cucked lefties.

It's Germany with a nice chunk of water between them and France. And with a lot less "refugees". And to be leaving Europe.

>Implying we want Germans

Next thing you'll do is protest outside House of Commons telling us to open up to all your refugee trash


Fuck off and stay in Germany.

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If he liked refugees, he wouldn't want to leave Germany.

>inherent in German blood
>genetically or culturally

George, you do you realize how close England and Germany are when comparing them from a genetic viewpoint. Large portions of the white population of England would be able to trace their lineage back to Germany and those who can't are still influenced by the Anglo culture which shares much in common with traditional German culture. If Hans here is willing to be loyal, I am sure he will fit in just fine, provided he isn't intending on staying in London.

>This is what it would look like if you looked down and found Farage blowing you

Keep away from the cities.

The couuntryside is really nice.
Pic is where I ive and I love it here.

He can't be trusted.

Agreed. Villages are the best. They're white with no crime.

It is literally cuckolstan
trust me, I've been to London and seen it

I'm in the north, took this picture this morning. We get a few German tourists, they are always welcome.

Yet Europeans consistently vote for bigger governments and the British consistently vote for a smaller government.
Tiny local variations can make a massive global difference. It's like a social version of spontaneous symmetry breaking.

>If he liked refugees, he wouldn't want to leave Germany.
Yet he liked everything that led up to having the refugees.

You can live at my place, I'm going to get a transfer to the USA with work. The local is mosque is literally 5 minutes' walk too.

Also, Bradford. Don't go to Bradford.

Piss of you wanker. We dont want you. Fuck off.

Depends where, I don't recommended urban/suburban areas of the southeast and east of England.

If you integrate and become British you'll be accepted easily. But if you turn up and push kraut nationalism and demand we "tolerate" you in the name of multiculturalism you'll wind up like the poles, that is to say, stabbed or assaulted at some point for being scum.

Dude your picture looks like Nigel Farage givig a blowjob. Please delete it, it's making me very uncomfortable but i can't stop looking

Fuck off. We are literally full. About 80 million people on this pissing island and we do not want KRAUTS.

Piss off we're a tiny island and full to the brim

>stage an invasion of Germany
>Brits please help and welcome us German "refugees" to your land
>Germans finally succeed in invading and conquering Britain

we are onto you Hanz

Well clearly this bloke doesn't want to vote for a bigger government hence why he wants to go to the UK. You are painting everybody with the same brush when clearly this kraut stands out from the lot.

> 15-30 min drive to airport
> 30-45 min check in and boarding (at least)
> 60 min flight
> 15 min taxi-ing, clearance, etc
> 15-30 min waiting for bags
> 15-30 drive home from airport

I defy you to get door to door from anywhere to the UK to anywhere in Germany, on a reasonable budget, in less than two hours.

>I am thinking about emigrating to the UK

Missing the whole point of the Brexit, Ahmed.

Again, just because he doesn't want it DIRECTLY doesn't mean he doesn't want it indirectly, without knowing.

Same can be said about anyone using that logic.

>don't go to the north
no come to the fucking north. literally nicest part of england.

>those nigger lips

sauce on that gif

I worked in London for a while. While many Brits claim London as a shithole, it's nowhere as bad as Paris, so I guess I was happy enough about London.
Also I've never left the posh areas, lived in South Kensington, and in Bloomsbury (and it ruined me like a retard), so I guess I didn't experience the whole cultural enrichment, minus the curry restaurants.

Sorry buddy, no idea. Here's a cuter way to ask for sauce in future as compensation.

>Two towns in the north
>The North
>Birmingham
>The North

Could you have failed any harder?

>tfw you are the 40%
>tfw you're not even from London

I know a white working class Londoner my age. They're often moving to Essex or starting mixed race families. Cockneys are all but dead.

Anglo here with a literal Hans in my researchable bloodline. We're well interconnected. Anglos are Aryan.

Except the British generally don't vote for big government and Europeans generally do, regardless of intent.