You can only post in this thread if you are from the UK

You can only post in this thread if you are from the UK.

Say what county you are from

England

County, not country, mate.

I'm from

HERTFORDSHIRE!

Norfolk

Cheshire

Staffordshire reporting in.

Greater london

Filthy colonist reporting in

Fife, faggots

Oxfordshire

Banbury

Historic counties or nothing

South Yorkshire

Lancashire.

East riding of Yorkshire standing by.

I wonder if we can get someone from every county

South Y

Dorset reporting in.

australia

Cornwall

Im from Britanistan.

Essex

My condolences to those who can't escape

W Yorkshire

Your county don't even have a mosque, just some spare room with a few prayer mats in truro. Good going Cornwall

Durham standing by

First from Derbyshire, number 1 along with Yorkshire

cambridgeshire

Black Country

Greater Manchester reporting in.

Essex

Shame we are poor tho ;(

Cambridgeshire

Also takes you hours and hours to travel to the rest of England, what is life like down there?

East Lancashire reporting in

My mother and father are both from kent but I was born in British Columbia can i be an honorary member?

Bath and north east Somerset

Manchester.

I want out of this shithole.

North-West Territories reporting in. Waiting on the annexation attempt with high hopes.

God's Own County

Where in Manchester, pal? Some of it's alright.

Old retired people and beaches. If cornwall got even 5% more attention it would be great. Dont hear allahu akbar every day. Few pakis are cool too, i suppose its because a lot dont move down here and ghettoize the area so they are forced to integrate.

7/10, with more investment it would be amazing.

KENT, m8

Cumbria

best county tbqh

kent, muhfugga

kent m8

Norfolk. No we don't fuck our sisters.

Do you see Bittern down there a lot?

West Yorkshire

We have a few strongholds of wealthy white people here. But the Muslim hordes are getting closer every day.
The town where I work shot down a proposal to build a Mosque at least.

Dorset, innit mush

That feel

Cheshire = best county

I grew up in and around Newquay back in the 80s.

It's nice to go back and see my parents and how little anything has changed. Sure, lot more pubs and tourist shit in some of the coastal areas but the rest of its just the same as it was.

my mum's side of the family is from Queensbury so I know what you mean the horde is ever advancing.

Grampian.

Aberdeen City, Aberdeenshire and Moray are the best parts of Scotland.

Maybe we'll take Orkney and Shetland along with us and form a Crown Dependency.

>American reading comprehension and banter

Norfolk

Why are you in the philippines marra

>sheep
>tractors
>unholy amount of grey area drugs
>not at a third world level only because of English money

>no immigrants
>(tfw I have never experienced immigrants)

wha' a shi' hole!

Calais reporting in.

KENT

New England

Gorgeous. UK has the most beautiful as well as the ugliest places in Europe. Sad!

Report in fellow Devonbros

Fermanagh

South Yorkshire.

give us back the six counties, bongs.

Join the UK and they're all yours potatofam

Wiltshire reporting in

Repartition would make more sense at the moment

Greater London m8

First for Staffordshire.

Suwalki =^]

Cumbria reporting in

NORTHAMPTONSHIRE, MATE

No, fuck off with your 'muh heritage' faggotry.

You mean second.

North Ayrshire.

It it weren't for Arran we would be known for our Saltcoats and Irvine scumbags.

Dorset reporting in

Oh you're right. Well second then.

Fellow sheepshaggerdonian here.
If we would create a crown dependency at least steal a bit of the cairngorms.

It's pretty densely populated and full of old stone buildings which are small and ugly

I'm from here
I'd say the affluent towns in the Lake District are nice looking, but the working class towns on the coast are ugly as fuck

I love that tower, it's such a brilliant sight on the way to Northampton.

Given what happened to it, it's go to be the best piece of roundabout art in the world.

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWER TO POST HERE!

Wiltshire born and bred.

Cred Forums pass user since December 2012

County of Swansea aka West Glamorgan.

>tfw more Japs than nigs in Swansea

Hampshire master race

Fuck off Italy this has nothing to do with you.

Swindon?

South Gloucestershire Reporting in. Representing the Cotswolds.

Same, from Stafford itself?

Rugeley, so close enough.

Near Stafford itself or elsewhere?

From Swindon Borough but not Swindon itself

100% celtic here

Yep, Swindon born and bred.

...

Nottinghamshire :^)

Canada

tower hamlets reporting.

North Yorkshire reporting in

Sussex

Londonistan

seems like a pretty gay city desu

Allahu Akbar.

Beautiful Lancashire- fuck the taxi drivers and take away owners though.

Fuck off imbred neighbour. Devon = BEST

South Wales

the New one

I hate living here.

Cumbria/Westmorland - Keeping out the Scots since forever.

/Southampton/ here, where are you at my fellow Hampshire brethren?

its like ethnic cleansing

no fellow lincolnshire lads?

But user, Aberdeenshire and Moray's border with the Highlands, Perth and Kinross cuts right along the summits.

So take Badenoch and Strathspey?

SOMERSET
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Kent reporting in.

Liberal, lillywhite, trustafarian Brighton reporting in.

Exchange student, don't know the counties.
I'm in Nottingham, is that East Mainlands or something?

yeah but the weirdos arent even from brighton

If you're a grill please be in Dudley

Dorset, Isle of Portland reporting in

East Sussex here,

in the past I've lived in London, Surrey, Hampshire, Berkshire and County Derry NI.

>Dudley plebs

>England

>a country

only by autistic intra-UK rules.

Technically speaking, I'm from British-occupied Ireland as I was born in 1918

Moray

Ohioshire

>t. Mehmet

Nottinghamshire reporting in, although I have lived in Hampshire of late

this

Nottingham is in Nottinghamshire

East Midlands is a cuck-tier made up EU region

>I'm in Nottingham, is that East Mainlands or something?

Right region, but the county you're in is Nottinghamshire
Which Uni are you at?

>swampnigger

West Yorkshire

same here

Bit rude tbqh family

I live in zone 1

Yeah I've been to Dudley, it's pretty shit.

Cheshire reporting in.

this is where all the white people that left bradford and leeds came

Antrim

>tfw 99.5 percent white

East Sussex reporting in. Nicest place in the UK. Fuck you all

Renfrewshire South

fucking SNP stronghold.

Kill me.

I am also from the best county

It's full of Chinese and Americans.

I was in Leeds the other week and it's the only large city in Britain worth visiting. Much better than I remember it.

Aberdeen here, Crown Dependency when? Drag the Cairngorms and the Northern Isles along with us.

I fucking hate modern Scotland.

Does your name begin with T?

Greater Manchester

Nobody else from Suffolk then?

just remove snp and the southern parts

Bury?

Surrey

Redcar and Cleveland standing by
based in comfy Guisborough

tourist arent residents its where all the money comes from and there's a lot of it

never met an american here in my whole life
lot of chinese people visit though

and we already have a big fuck off wall

Lancashire master race, daily reminder that we own the north and that the Lancaster house are the right heirs to the british throne.

Not if you're going to hog Suffolk's computer

Devonshire lad here, too many chinks for my liking though

Ayy

Really fancy a night out in Swansea soon, it's slag central. I'm so fucking poor though

Hello GCHQ!

Cornwall reporting in.

>South
I thought there was only an East and no-direction one?

Fun fact! Aberdeenshire and Angus are also SNP strongholds.
t.family in Angus all support SNP.

why do you have a different accent every 10 miles?

More imbred neighbours.

First for Shropshire

in degenerate brighton

Watching the Conservative conference, the current chairman is so good.

I like Conservatives. Fuck labour and fuck lib cucks.