Cred Forums IS SAVED

Not politics

He's not Croat, he's Catholic Albanian. Both of his parents are.

no, you nazi literly Hitler it was 6 gorrillion

Moot already did that, hiroshimoot kept those agreements.

I wont even read full bio, Im already disqusted.

Enjoy complete government ownership.

Skrillex is owned by the feds.

>Shrekeli joins
>Only Cred Forums and /biz/ boards allowed
>Prosecute everybody who posted in /sci/ anytime

please be true

fuck this cancerous fuck.

stop spamming this retard

>talking about something you know jack shit about.

whats so bad about /sci/? I haven't posted there since like 2013.

Toxoplasmosis

>he buys Cred Forums
>implements reddit-tier systems like names and upboats
He's a troll, I wouldn't put it past him to spend a few hundred thousand to piss off millions of people, he did it with the wutang album which cost millions.

I'd accept him.

Please let a Cred Forums Board of Directors actually exist...

I would rather keep gook.

So they don't talk about new researchs and Shrkeli can buy them cheap.

>Cred Forums passes get jacked up to $700

Can you rephrase that in english and make sense?

A rapacious venture capitalist.

What could go wrong?

(exclusive content, exclusive passes, privileged accounts, more adds)

The same as /lit/, but the userbase are STEM 1st years

yeah, they always were pretentious autists, but I figured they had gotten worse the way he worded it.

Cred Forums is nearer to being compromised than ever.

From 2010 NYT article with founder Nick....

You keep saying “we.” How many people work on the site?

The site doesn’t have any employees. I have a part-time developer in Georgia, and I also have 30 volunteer moderators. So, technically, there aren’t any employees receiving a paycheck, including me.

So how do you make money?
The site breaks even, and I do some odd jobs.

Has anyone offered to buy Cred Forums?

When I was 17, I was approached by an online Japanese toy store and they offered me $15,000 for the Web site. I told them I wasn’t interested in selling, so they bumped the price up to $45,000. I said No. I haven’t received another offer in the past five years.

Would you sell the site today?

It depends. If someone was looking to gut it for traffic, then absolutely not. But if they were committed to the site and its goals, then I’d consider it.

He voted for Sanders.

>Cred Forums becomes officially a start-up
>Cred Forums implements a buzzfeed-tier work culture in San Francisco
>Cred Forums makes it to Snapchat discovery

>mfw Eric Trump will just donate 900 million to keep his dad's unofficial online campaign running

'Cred Forums pass' great way to kill the entire concept of Cred Forums.

>buying a Cred Forums pass

kek, your level of newfaggotry is showing

No it's a simple way to allow people to contribute to the site so you don't have to dick with captcha.

This whole "this user has been a pass user since X" is pretty cancerous though.

>thinking it won't become nearly mandatory

>Cred Forums gets sold to google for 20 billion dollars

The only bad thing about passes is that they're visible.

Shekeli?

...

>The only bad thing about passes is that they're visible.
They don't have to be. I didn't buy a pass to show off to people how long I've decided to invest in this site.

Also, once you go corporate, SJW-ism seeps in usually.

Look at all big media companies not FOX.

Yeah I think it was a pretty bad decision, it completely goes against the anonymity of the site.

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youtube.com/watch?v=4VSNfwFV0Ck

>disqusted.

Can't wait for heavily moderated boards that discourage racism and "extreme" ideologies. Telling me to pay denbts would be discrimination against PoC peoples, so have at it while you can lads.

>Troyan Horse
never trust a jew

Cred Forums is fucked if this nigger buys it.

I say hiroshimoot just charges yearly for membership. I would rather get jewed by a jap than sold out to evil by an Albanian.

hes a smart faggot

yeah, it's to subvert our culture.

They are doing a pretty decent job. They were appointed leaders by the media after all.

>that fucking livestream
I'm losing my shit.

wew

>Cred Forums is worth anything

That is in English. He said "So they cannot post about new research on that board in which he can buy them cheap". Why are you so bad at my language? How is a Spanish guy better than you when it's only his second language?

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>look mom... I posted!

>Cred Forums culture in San Francisco

Oh lawdy. The office would get bombed in a week.

Can some one give me a recap on this guy and why everybody loves him all of a sudden? I remember people wanting him to die and now he's some kind of meme lord

My britfag friend, how do you know english isn't my second language? It was phrased retarded and made no sense until I read it 3-4 times after my post.

because he's a real life shitposter

Meme magic is priceless.

the unemployment agency here has 4 letters, that's all that really matters

>Make buttons that work, faggot

Is he (((one of them)))?

please elaborate

>Shrekelikek

kekkels

>Cred Forums is worth alot in traffic
>Has major internet influence
>While generating enough revenue to barely break even
>About to get gutted hard because chinese moot cannot sustain
Amazing

>channel
Stop! Stop!

Nope, Albanian I think.

Four years ago, pay denbts. Today? EU is a fucking horrible stain upon the earth and you shouldn't give them a dime.

You're still not white though sorry.

He jacked the price up on aids medication and now everyone hates him.

You do realise Cred Forums is the fountainhead of the revival of national socialism
PRAISE KEK!

he cant even read threads
hes literally retarded

>board flushed with pro-Hillary crap
>board flush with pro-This Guy crap

What do you think?

Man, he was even born on April Fool's day. He was destined to be the King of Trolls.

more power to the people that pay?

No, this place doesn't need face representing it or anyone "directing" or speaking on its behalf.

I wanna know if he really conducts business like this and how much of it is just memeing

MARTIN SHKRELI THE ETERNAL JEW

youtube.com/watch?v=66HMrkjHzXc

(((Albanian)))?

but then why is he /ourguy/

>>While generating enough revenue to barely break even
Revenue doesn't mean shit when you don't cut your expenses.

>San Francisco
It's more liberal and gay than Amsterdam

People smoke weed out in the open, beggars, whores, ultra fag queers and niggers everywhere.

Join the Trumpstaffel and remove them all I'd say

>board of directors of Cred Forums
what is this now, subversive facebook?

>he's starting a thread on /biz/

MARTY'S LIVESTREAM:
youtube.com/watch?v=4VSNfwFV0Ck

He was just doing a SWOT analysis on 4chang

Albanian parasite threatens to ruin the site.

I say we let him know how appreciative we are.

>was a poor kid in brooklyn
>le gifted kid gets internship
>yada yada yada
>runs company with access to millions

does anyone know HOW he got the resources? mob ties?

kek he just hid the stream so he could select an image without us seeing his desktop is full of porn.

>we

HE'S
OUR BIG GUY
U
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kek saw that

>that moment when he was scrolling through /alt/ and stopped on gay porn to check out the (female) dindu ass underneath it

With more shitposting than s4s

he's even worse

Albanian.

They are the worst ethnicity in the world. Worse than jews.

their entire country's existence is parasitism on a global scale.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albanian_mafia

It's scope is second to none as well as their evil.

>fails
>"make the UI simpler" added as bullet point

There is always room on board the truth train.

>Someone makes a post btfo him out
>He smiles and laughs

FUCKING.
MAD
MAN

PLEASE SEE MARTIN
strawpoll.me/11350022/r
strawpoll.me/11350022/r
strawpoll.me/11350022/r

MULTIPLE ANSWER

probably illegal shit. the albanians over here basically control whole branches of the organized crime

Could be fixed by removing pointless boards that never should have existed, like /his/, and merging stuff like /d/ and /aco/ (like it always was, just update to allow western shit like most of board asked for years). Oh and limit pages on slow boards to say 5, and maybe even scale down boards like /gif/.

Just hope chinese moot doesn't do anything stupid, like listen to /qa/ and delete Cred Forums

>Shkreli

>hurr durr im retarded

Pretty sure that boards like /hr/ also create a ridiculous amount of traffic for the revenue they bring

hes our guy
>raise aids drug cost to fuck with niggers and faggots (and nigger lovers)
>"hillary why are you so sick"
>saves Cred Forums

>he's now writing to Moot

yeah if this annoying faggot who pays money to people to spam reddit with videos of his livestream has anything to do with this site im out

>gave up because he couldn't figure out that he has to post an image to start a thread
>adds "improve user interface" to his powerpoint

646 217
WHO CAUGHT THE LAST 4

The cat parasite?

See

>"HAH WE SAID WE'D COME TO YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY. APRIL FOOLS!!!!"

further proof this nigger shkreli is retarded shill.

He jacked it up for insurance agencies. Normal everyday people could contact him and get it for FREE. Everyone else got fucked. Thats why you only here that he jacked it up for everyone. He jacked it up for everyone that matters. Now you know where you stand with the media, insurance agencies and government. They only care about dem benjamins.

>buys patent and jacks up price astronomically

that reeks of mob behavior

Marty I just wanted to thank you for going full on KTF mode and blaming it on profits

That was pure genius

Also fuck you you fucking faggot we have moot2 we don't want you

>muh data
oh no, the feds know my IP and how much I like the word nigger

Where did he get the resources and credibility to buy this patent in the first place? Who fronted the money? He has never revealed these details I believe.

>"DELETE [board I don't like]!"
>people seriously think this is a solution to Cred Forums's expenses being too high

Fucked if I know, I don't really care desu. We know it was (((them))) because then he would have jacked up the price for normal people as well. Maybe it was based Thiel lol.

It's exactly what the Albanians specialize in... exploiting a host country's infrastructure.

Alright I called no answer. I was going to tell him moot is kill

wew

>board is deleted
>shitposting increases on every other board

good

Cred Forums went soft for a long time

people are literally getting triggered when someone says nigger in here without knowing where the hell they are

Raccoons too

>Hiro announces some things will have to be changed
>Cred Forums collectively screams for the deletion of Cred Forums

>Shreklikek actually ends up buying it
>even more Cred Forums than before

KEK WILLS IT

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getting rid of porn boards is literally no loss prove me wrong you can't

YES PLEASE

Whatever you do, Martin, noone will ever really like you. Ever.

Putting up with the shit part of the internet won' t fill that void, you albanian monkey.

He's a wigger. If he's ever involved in Cred Forums, you can be pretty sure this place will be censored

So basically
>and maybe even scale down boards like /gif/.
Why is /hr/ even a thing though when we already have other boards, like photo.

>to whatever faggot is in charge

...

Cred Forums dies and will become some edgy version of reddit and 9fag if this guy takes over
>I'd rather avoid that

Also isn't this faggot currently on bail and awaiting trail which will probably send him to jail?

HOLY SHIT GET IN HERE KEK

THIS GuY IS FuCKING BASED

youtube.com/watch?v=4VSNfwFV0Ck

>He associates with that subversive kike Milo. I don't want him within 6 million miles of Cred Forums.

He end in sight of he has anything to do with Cred Forums. It will be shut down.

>Board of directors will be legit savages
>Moon man?

this is the stream of the century

for porn boards it might actually be a good idea to axe them. they tend to have a rather high amount of pictures per post and with every tard running a script that preloads all of them that produces a lot of unnecessary traffic

>for porn boards it might actually be a good idea to axe them
fucking this

go to /h/ and tell me there's anything of worth lost other than the drawfag thread and /hmv/ thread that get updated fucking bi-weekly

And would be based if he axed mlp lgbt and perm banned people posting that shit also ban traps.

/mlp/ containment board is very important, were you not here before /mlp/?

He has been working with pharmaceuticals for long enough to know people. These people front him money for investment for a large cut.
That's how he made it sound on his stream at least.

seeIf you were here long enough you'd see how the need for containment boards is created. They evolved out of necessity.

BASED
A
S
E
D

This fuck would sell out Cred Forums in an instant. He'd be the George Soros of this side of the Internet.

BUMPING THIS FOR MARTIN

god I hope

>were you not here before /mlp/?

I think it's been long enough to let them out.

Cred Forums could use a new flavor of shit anyway.

šta je a, problema

Shkreli is trolling you guys.
Nothing is ever going to happen with this he just wants to hear people talking about himself, it's like a drug to him, he wants to be famous but will settle for being infamous.
This is 100% like the time he started playing Magic the Gathering then trolled nerds by saying he was going to buy up all the remaining copies of old hard to find cards which would have made them so expensive that no nerd could have reasonably ever hoped to own one again.
Nothing happened though, he made a tweet or two about it then jerked off to all the people freaking out and as soon as he busted he completed forgot about it and went back to looking like a 13 year old serial killer full time.

HOLY SHIT HE IS SERIOUS

We need a George soros on our side though.

FUCK OFF
IT's a good idea!
I believe in Shkrellex!

I would even try some counterintuitive shit like making porn boards text-only, so you get people with links to new stuff or responding to requests instead of stale file dumps

I see gifs 5+ years old getting reposted

He already said in a livestream he had had meetings with soros...

>That's how he made it sound on his stream at least.

kae, jebem ti mater

OVO
B
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Just impose a serious ban on ponies. Fuck free speech, just kill all the horse fuckers.

>Just impose a serious ban on ponies. Fuck free speech, just kill all the horse fuckers.
We did, it wasn't enough. That's why /mlp/ had to be made.

Get mods who aren't retarded kikes who will do their simple job. Treat ponies like CP.

WE DID.
IT WAS NOT ENOUGH.
BANNING DOESN'T DO SHIT.

People love him because Cred Forums is full of underage newfags who are here only for the ebin memes and can't see far enough past their own noses to know how he would destroy Cred Forums.

>tfw you will never be Hirou and get millions for selling Cred Forums

>People love him
you're joking, right?

Look at all these retards itt who act like he's some kind of messiah just because he supports Trump.
Fuck Cred Forums

Another quality Ameripost.

Because it's smart business and he didn't give a fuck when pc media called him "the most hated man in America"

Also he did a periscope outside Chelsea Clintons appartment at 9/11 this year when Hillary had her fainting episode
He was live streaming and yelling to Hillary "why are you so sick?"

Is this guys last name supposed to be a joke?

srs

Any update or is this dead in the water?

He reminds me of the surveillance camera autist. I would like to see a collab video of them sperg-stalking girls in times square.

Made me leff

>audio is muted
(((I wonder who is behind this?)))

Cred Forums is under raid for long time, jewry is furious

you can see how hard they worked on pepe nazification then jumped on sponsors to pull outsupport for "nazi site" and now that financial situation doesn't look good they pressure hiro to delete Cred Forums in /qa/

all these steps were predicted on Cred Forums when raid started

shkrell is compromised evil jewry bastard and any link with trump is deliberate ploy to tarnish trump

>wanting a soft-bellied troll

>Martin shekels

Ya OKAY

>wanting an attention whore as an owner
Fuck off the_donald, Hiroshimoot is best because he does fucking nothing.