HAPPENING

Martin give me a job you cunt I'm 21 with no direction in life. I just want to MAGA.

the way he types pisses me off, slamming the keys at the end of each line

>GOAT HNIC

oh christ will martin make 4chins fun again?

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I don't fucking get this. By where hes sitting (his room) it looks like hes just a average joe, not a rich dude. Also, he has to shave.

YOU'RE THE ONLY POWER
YOU'RE THE ONLY POWER THAT CAN

based shkreli 4 moop

He's making a lulzy ppt - that's all.

He's a borderline autistic genius yuppie businessman what do you expect?

HAHAHAH MOOOK BTFO

AD BUTTON DOESN"T EVEN FUCKING WORK

This is the first time in my life that I've seen this faggot.
What am I looking at exactly? Who is this guy? Why does he want to make Cred Forums great again?

Too bad he doesn't read the comments on his stream.

I could fix his problem and save him the $15 million.

Holy shit, he types fast as fuck.

>not using catalog

is it his first visit?

>new Cred Forums passes only allow gold users to post and view images
>free users literally get that Cred Forums gold joke image for everything

BUY THIS MOTHER FUCKER, YOU ROMANIAN WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE! SAVE US FROM GETTING BOUGHT OUT BY SOME LEFTIST SHIT HEADS!

His battle station looks like shit too

WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO

>RARE POWERPOINT DO NOT STEAL

shkreli is a strange, strange man.

He's got more cash than Hillary Clinton

based pharmaceutical exec raised price of HIV med 5000% then bought a $2m Wu Tang Clan album and hasn't let anyone listen to it, also told Ghostface Killa he's a pussy

...

that "music"
why do jews enjoy nigger that much ?

Did somebody get a screenshot of him opening his pictures folder?

He is a fucking new-fag.

This guy hasn't been relevant to pol since his five minutes of fame a few months back with the price increase. Stop marketing your stream and sliding relevant posts.

WHERE'S THE BIZ THREAD HE POSTED

>mfw a newfag is going to save Cred Forums

what boards do you think he visits? would he laugh at /biz/?

He failed at making it.
First no picture. Then wrong file format. Then he didn't solve the captcha.
He's such a newfag.

Not a HIV medicine.

Daraprim treats toxoplasmosis. Which affects about 2000 people.

Christ almighty he's browsing /h/

>He is going to email Moot as he is still the owner.

word you're right,my B

How can we Redpill Martin?

He's actually going to meet him for bumfux

Wait, do people here actually like him?

MARTIN I LOVE YOU PLEASE SEE

strawpoll.me/11350022/r
strawpoll.me/11350022/r
strawpoll.me/11350022/r

MULTIPLE ANSWER

need a reeeeallly rare pepe

Hes emailing Moot, the fucking idiot.

It really is the end times huh...

WALKIN LIVIN BREATHIN GOD YOU KNOW MY PAST WELL

>rains
>not liking c&c

>moop

USE CATALOG

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHAT IS GOING ON?

WHAT IS GOING ON?

WHAT IS GOING ON?

WHAT IS GOING ON?

>Convert memes into revenue
Why have we not thought of this before!?! we could've been millionaires

IF YOU ARE READING THIS COMMENT MARTIN THEN YOU NEED TO REPLY TO IT OR ELSE YOUR CAT DIES IN SLEEP.

>Cred Forums will be bought by an Albanian

Welp

CLOSE EYES SEE THINGS FIRE UP TWEAKING

Does he do this plan for FREE?

Or he wants to buy/ get employed on Cred Forums ?

have a free bump OP

Shkreli is unironically really based

saint pablo tour based go see that shit

>Cred Forums

most definitely

Why would we hate someone who soaks insurance companies and has based his adult life on exposing the flaws inherent to the system?

...

What is he even talking about in that powerpoint
Its a whole lot of gibberish lol

He's trolling the fuck out of us, and Im laughing all the way.

Pharma bro heard hrioshima wanted to sgut doen pol so now he is tryinn to buy Cred Forums

How does he so quickly highlight text like that without highlighting it with his mouse cursor?

What does Martin know about Cred Forums?

>Memeton Shkrelli

I feel like Shkreli is just what would happen if a Cred Forums user accidentally became a millionaire.

>We're reaching edge levels that shouldn't even be possible

>listens to rap
>complete newfag
>albanian

Is this some extremely slow burn shitposting or this guy actually trying to fucking buy and monetize Cred Forums

>Step 1: Marry Boxxy
>erases it
>Step 1: Engage with the Community

I love this guy

SIGN HERE FAGGOT

I'VE BEEN

WAITIN

>he relies on the catalog
oldafag reporting in, catalog is the cancer killing Cred Forums. also noko was for fucking pussies, real anons smash that fuggin f5

Both, though it probably won't be monetized.

>he's looking at porn on Cred Forums now

Thank you for existing, Martin Shkreli.

>m00t

I knew this retard was a newfag

>browses /h/
>shows vagina n shiet

What is he planning

What the fuck is this autistic shit ?
Edginess up by 40% ???
Is this what being rich is like ?

My fucking God for how long has this motherfucker been browsing this shithole?

>bringing back raiding
MARTIN CONFIRMED FOR OLDFAG
THE HERO WE TRULY NEED

1. ICANN still controls stuff, they just no longer under US control.
2. You're being trolled by r/Cred Forums's mods
3. Hiro is just stating facts. Cred Forums has never been profitable. Even moot said shit like that in the past.

he doesn't even know how to start a thread

Ctrl+arrow keys

i like catalog on /s/ when i want to find the asian thread

or /fit/ to find the fraud thread

otherwise i bash f5

He kinda seems to know his shit tho... Fag must've been browsing the ED or something

>MOONMAN

HOW CAN ONE MAN BE SO BASED?

H-HE WONT PLAY IT, R-RIGHT ?

>board of directors will be goons

If you use the internet and can't type that fast you don't belong ON the internet.

indirect experience

MOONMAN
i still don't trust this crypto kike

Moot was a goon faggot.

>youtube.com/watch?v=4VSNfwFV0Ck
this guy is actually fucking based

Instead of banning /pol it looks like we are taking over.

I have a bad feeling about this

>that ultimatum

He's too cocky.
Hiroshimoot isnt a cuck like moot. He wont like it.

>every user must sign
That space is too small.

>kike
>alban
Not even skypes want anything to do with those filthy gypsies

He's also a masterful troll, so don't take everything at face value.

Pretty hilarious but his music is bullshit.

Shkreli if you read this please Rangeban Canada

>50,000,000
>just like that

FUCKING MILLIONAIRES

But I already saved Cred Forums by buying a pass for 15$, should be enough to run this join until the end of the year.

Looks like our boy is buying an army.
kek

Trying to find you own thread on Cred Forums when you first starting browsing was practically fucking impossible without noko

does he really have 50 million ?

>Hiro could literally make 50 million dollars right now but wont respond because of how retarded he is

This is so funny its worth seeing Cred Forums die over event like this.

thanks (and checked)

What the fuck is this?

confirmed joke

>has based his adult life on exposing the flaws inherent to the system?
by streaming himself falling asleep at his computer chair?

>50 Million

No way. He's just shitting with us.

Cred Forums isn't worth half that and that is extreme even for just bragging rights.

I'm scared

yfw martin the troll shkreli saves pol

apparently almost nothing

>Post YFW we are mercenaries for hire now.

Cred Forums is a bad investment

You underestimate his power

He has to be a cryptokike, that negrees that called him a jew, he did exactly what Joesph goebbels said a jew would

>Replacing a gook with an shiptar
great. we're fucked

50 million is Shkreli's approx. net worth, guys.
He's fucking with the people watching the stream.

>Bernie 2016 sticker

Is it unironical ?

You'd have to be fucking retarded to think for a second he's serious
>Increase edginess 40% y/y

Ctrl+shift+arrow keys
Ctrl alone will skip words, holding shift selects it

Hes gonn bring the memes though

HE LEFT HIS CAMERA
AND BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERINIE

WHAT JUST HAPPENED???

BUY
>BUY
BUY
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BUY
>BUY
BUY
>BUY
BUY
>BUY
BUY
>BUY
BUY
>BUY
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>BUY
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>mfw im internet memercenary

Is this the "HERO" you want, Cred Forums?

Proud to serve.

>albanian flag
>1 post from this ID
>GUYS PLS COM GIBE VIEWS
>shitposting on powerpoint

Geee I wonder who could be behind this post!

>Bernie sticker

biggest fucking troll confirmed

confirmed troll

Fucking Shkreli is fucking with the people watching the stream

BASED MAR-oh hold on OY VEY IT'S THE JEWS

helicopter commie dropper here 4 hot pockets an hour please

...

Intense trolling

HAND RUBBING
JEW
>JEW
>>JEW
>>>JEW
>>>>JEW
>>>>>JEW

Seriously who is this guy? Is he redpilled? Is he bluepilled? Is he like gook is he like moot? What is this fags agenda ?

Shit, I'll shitpost in his honor if he saves Cred Forums.

He lives in NYC stupid faggot

>For hire
You mean
>For free

This is next level trolling

I DON'T KNOW BUT I LOVE IT.
A LIVING MEME

>mfw we ARE your personal army

crypto jew

Not really free if this guy is willing to shell out money to buy 4 Chan, is it?

consequences never the same guy died a few years ago, newfag

Hes walking meme, truly blessed by kek

Pepe squat checking in

He's trying to gain a social following so he doesn't get sent to prison in 2017 due to intense support!