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>green
>Start me in Madrid
>Al-Andalus

Kingdom of Northumbria
Leeds
Red

Kingdom Of Penge
Start me in Kiev
Black

Gandalf's Gangsters
Jerusalem
Grey

Okay make me Grey, Black can be fortified

knights of malta
purple
malta

Iberian Empire
Madrid
Yellow

already there m8

We got 5 already, start or wait for more?
There's already somebody in Madrid

-Red Templars
-Red
-Berlin

Already have somebody in red, assigning you to the closest shade

6 yeah id start. were you in my 1200 AD last night?

>Templars
>in Berlin

Fine, start me in Rome
Change to Italian Empire

I was in some game as Axum yesterday not sure if it was yours

A guy can dream

it was me. good to see you again and thanks for hosting

This is my first time playing so I apologise if I don't follow everything.

Hey, didn't realize it was you

goy I've already taken grey

Starting game now
Remember to put your bonuses in your names

If you form NAPs and alliances notify me and I'll add it to the map

Fill England.

expand south toward odessa

annex tel aviv, spill goes towards haifa and annexes it. any further spill fills israel

Haji Bektash Veli's Kingdom
Green
Albania

Roll: Fill

Take Firenze and Napoli and fill out the coastal regions

fill in the southeastern section of Iberia

Fill towards Hamburg

Teal (3rd from bottom)
Judeo-Magyar Reich
Budapest

hey
fixing tripcode
take tunis, spill for tripoli and constantine

Dropped my trip.

Roll into crimea and take sevasto/pol/ if poss

dubs, if more spill do for oil south of tripoli then sheep

Persia
Any shade of green or any Colour
Iran

Pali. Any spill head into north Italy

hey malta, NAP?

who are you on the map.... penge?

Wanna be my musselini?

No I'm gandalf's gangsters

NAP? it would be in our interests ;)

Great!

NAP is cool. lets just let the border form naturally

Lime

Constantine

The Ephyrians

as my name implies i have not interest in northern italian lands, just sicily and malta. we cool for now?

We aint gonna have no trouble? I own balkans

pretty sure i just took it

Ok not Constantine, put me in WIEN

Io capire
I understand, we good
Sure, why not

maybe not... depends on how it was laid down

take more crimea

UPDATE
Penge tried rolling 3 times for some reason, I only counted the first.
Note that you need to take over the city to get its bonus. In this turn some cities have been sieged but not taken

Also it's not allowed to roll the turn you joined.

Fill ENGLAND.

take over the southern coast of Iberia now, I need to secure Gibraltar.

take constantine and sardinia, spill the oil south of tripoli then algiers, if more spill gaps

my apologies, my first game of risk, i must wait for everyone else to roll before i assume

Fill Iraq

I ROLLED A ZERO, THAT AINT 20

Head for the Italian cities and then fill the rest of Italy

Take Crimea

Keep fill

Head north towards Poland. I also asked for the third color from bottom, bot okay.

Ally or NAP?

Bonus fixed

no you only roll once every update

Blue
Sweden
Nordic Empire

Ally? Split Serbia in half?

>The Leafs
>Blue
>Paris

Roll to the wheat

fill israel, annex haifa, spill syria and annex damascus if possible

Expand South to Ljubljanna, then west to Munchen

Yes, lets NAP as neighbors, and aid eachother against foreign threats, i will come to your aid in times of need.

Blue
Moskwa/moscow

god damnit my bonuses left

Okay, so you are my first NAP

Yes.

Roll towards Hanover
Spill towards Amsterdam

If you roll this turn go for yaroslavl

>Blue
>Konstantin
>Byzantine Empire

How do you like the conversion?

UPDATE

→

Roll to wheat

Alright that was close, I'll add you and let you roll this turn

Fill Iraq

Fill in the rest of Iberia now

Become a bonus whore for cities. Take Glasglow, Southhampton, and Cardiff, spills fill Britain.

Fill greece

take the oil south of tripoli, spill for algiers and the gap in tunisia

there are two blue colors m8. One light one dark.

OP please seeByzantine Empire>Fill Thrace

>69
>40 tiles
FUCK YES!

Yaroslavl> potatoes in east> oil in north that gives +2

if more, go for the sheep

Take Milano and Venice.
Then fill Italy, spills into Switzerland

roll east towards kharkiv

Roll for Denmark
Want to NAP?

3D STRAIGHT

pali. Spill to Bulgaria

Pali

Pali

Italian Empire and me are an alliance

NAP?

thanks m8

me and gandalf are NAP

Palis are only allowed if you get them in the final digits pal

name

Forgot to update bonusses.

fill syria, annex damascus, spill lebanon

Take the northern half of Serbia, the rest keeps filling Poland.

sure. NAP it is

Brb kms

Expand south, get the wheat and Fish, attacking if necessary

OP if you dont do ^ because of conflict then expand west to munchen and north to Prana

3d Palis, spill to south, Tiranna

Im allied with Hungary faggot

We should put that in our names

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Hello penge, want an alliance?

Kill Yourself

Got it.

just cuck my shit up senpai

A FUCKING TACO

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Fill Sweden branch to norway, rename civ to Nordic Empire if possible pls

glad you asked noble sir

Penge and Gay retard are allies

SHART IN MART

And I'm tasty

Do you want to NAP?

OI LAD IT'S 10 BONG

DO YOU WANT TO BE COOL CHAPPIE?

S...sure

UPDATE
There we go

JOINING IS NO LONGER ALLOWED

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Spread out in all directions

take the sheep then the oil

Bonus update

keep filling in Iberia

Fill Italy, then head into Switzerland and conquer their cities

Roll for Copenhagen
Spill to Amsterdam

Fill Iraq, Spill Armenia

Byzantine Empire>Anatolia, head for Ismir and then Ankara.

4D PALI! Any spills go along the southern coast of France

East potatoes> north oil> star

Yes, we Northmen must stick together.

damn son I am on fire. Check em

Icelandic Tuna
Violet
Iceland

SHART IN MART
PLOP IN SHOP
DIARRHEA IN GALLERIA

Fill Sweden, branch to Norway

Fill Greece, spill Serbia

Spills to oil.

Fortify Kiev and other western territories, Crimea if possible

Fortify south easter border, then Expand West to Munchen

Sorry I will not attack you anymore

kek
>a leaf
at least he tries

Great! I have rolled for Copenhagen though. We can figure something out
Nordic Empire and I are a NAP

Take Paris and wheat.

Dubbz, Fortify that sexy penisula

there was an effort

Oh the 'privelages' I have for being born here. Atleast I'm not a leaf.

HELLO SPAIN

ITS TIME

Hello France England inbreed

Some destroy the Byzantines roaches already REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

'Tis better to be a Leaf then shot by niggers.
FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKER NO ONE LIKES YOU CANCEROUS FAGGOT
>absolutely abhorrent
You are a tumour on beautiful Espania, relieve the world of your border gore on our maps and just kys

Take Lviv and Budapest.

New bonus: +4

says the leaf

who looses

THATS NOT SPAIN, THATS THE MONKEY CALLED PORTUGAL. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY RISK GAMES. RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Meant to say Bucharest. Also, check those dubs.

stay mad

"Shot" if only.
More likely raped with knives and drowned in boiling water.

My mistake, let me correct it:
HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE

Bulgaria, which side did you fight on in the Yugoslav wars
>when you're trying to meme a Boer and they just lament their existence

O quê? Eu não the entendi.
Falas Português?

Implying Portugal is Brazil.
France England inbreeds

>a leaf thinks he has the fucking worth to insult Jimmy
Fuck off, chink.

I wish only to unite all Nordic peoples, brother. So long as we work in tandem I have no reason to fear.

I will move toward minsk and the caucauses, you keep your eye on the baltic states and Scandinavia, i dont want no bitch niggas coming in behind us

Fixing bonus, OP i hope you add it


ALso OP thank you, doing great so far, I used to OP so i know how much work it is, can't usually play risk anymore, too busy with life shit, used to play for the whole day

I'm more a soutie (englishfag) than a boer

Yes I will fry to form a barrier with you bro

Good then we I see this to be opportunistic.

Fuck off Shartican, your maps are shit and your name gives me AIDS and cancer, faggot
>Canada conceived from two proud cultures
>Portugal conceived and mongrelized countless muslim conquests,

Portugal was formed by blood and sewat against Berbers and Arabs. Your nation was formed initially by Portuguese fishermen by the coast

I suggest we create a barrier between the west and east

>tfw I'm not a Chinknadian
Feels good.

60%

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sure bud, that's what all third world african countries say

Then Portugal stopped those explorations and England and france tooked it.
For portugal , Brazil was way more valuable

you do realize its 72% right and that a few states in the south are the only reason it drops below 90%?

East and west Europa?
How do you suppose we do that?

Are you joking mein neger?!?! We wuz explorers n sheit. We be de richest country of Africa, knowmsayin

Expand towards me, I will meet you halfway and we will reinforce outwards from there. My NAP with Olaf insures it will be safe there and if you have troubles with Malta I can cover your North

Just see the birth of Canada, do you see those 2 colonies?! Knowmsayin

UPDATE

Kill leafs, spills fill France

Byzantine Empire> head towards Trebzon and Antioch with half my points. Take the other half and assault the islands of Crete/Rhodes/Cyprus

finish off Iberia, spills into Morocco

Create channel toward minsk, all extra points towards rostov

Take Munchen then fortify everything starting with western border

Sankt Petersburg> oil to the north

take algiers, spill just enought to for the gap in algeria that results then spill toward almari and sisi

fuggin dubs check

Roll Stockholm, expand towards North Sea Oil

Roll towards (+2) North West of Koln
Spill towards Koln

thanks pal

Move for oil, spills into fish.

would you want a NAP? I don't want to expand past Morocco in Africa if you were worried at all.

Finish Iraq, Spill Armenia and Georgia

Expand north into the Czech Republic and Poland.

New bonus: +7

N.A.P.?

nice lad, once we have a sexy fortified border we can begin to consume resources in our flank

Fortify my borders with the Ephesians
Head to Stuttgart and Nuremberg

Did Bektash leave?

Sweet.

Where at you?

Finish greece Take crete

UPDATE

Will close in on praha.

Defend, spills take French cities.

keep filling in Morocco to the Iron source in the desert.

Aim for fish, spills to western shore of Norway.

Fill Armenia, Spill Georgia

Taker serbia finish greece

Riga in Latvia/letonia> go for fish in the north near finland

take vononezh and potato

spill of 8

take the fish just south of Valencia then just start to fortify my border with France.

Fortify my border near munchen and try and take Stuttgart and Nuremburg

Take Stuttgart and Nuremberg
Start fortifying my eastern coastline

Fortify the Czech Republic and defend if attacked, any spills go towards Wroclaw.

New bonus: +9

forgot bonus again

Do you want an NAP?

Roll for frankfurt. Spill into fortifications for western border

Idk, how can we work this out?

You forget your name

NAP?

Idk, can I trust you this time? Last time you wanted an alliance and you attacked me within 2 rounds of forming said alliance.

Stuttgart is mine and you have NAP

Carefully penge, look at light yellow from Iraq, he is going north, try to intercept him please

Ah, I remember that. But that was because I had no choice, I was surrounded by jews, so I became the jew to live a little longer.

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take almari, sisi, spill for alexandria

Northern Ruskies
Orange
The Soviet Star
Roll for the Arctic fish

Deal, NAP with Italian Empire

69 get of truth, alright, we can have a NAP

I will Block the Caucasus next round brother

NAP? I am not going any farther than Morocco.

PALIS

UPDATE

Battleground Europa edition
No more joining

cool

keep fortifying Iberia in general, time to become a hermit

Good, cause I'm gonna be gone for like an hour.
Hope there's any scraps left when I come back

69 check it #FortressIberia

Roll rest of germany
Spill into fortify for eastern borders

Expand southeast toward Rostov-on-Don and then Oil

take Alexandria, Cairo, spill for fish north of Alexandria and that city to the south

Claim lumber, spills to arctic fish.

But I joined before you said no joining. Can I please join OP?

Move up and take Worclaw, fortifying any new territory. Leftovers go towards continuing to fortify my northwestern territories and my territories in general.

Take Frankfurt then fortify area around Frankfort and Nurnberg, try for Koln

Fill Georgia, Spills go for reinforcing Iraq

Head for Brussels, then take more French cities.

DUBS

Czech 'em

Spills from this go to grabbing Warsaw bls

Helsinki> fortify it> Go straight for oil +2 then star

Fortify every territory connected to a person

Actually look back, I said that long ago but I wanted to reaffirm

Go take Italy, its free and u can have it

Doubleteam the red templars with me?

we would garuntee win and knock them out

Ok OP
I was just hoping to get in on this game.
Please? :)

There needs to be a russia in every game, i'd like if he was in

It must be done. We cannot stand for allowing the German Menace to survive.

We can have an alliamce of our own. We can take down the ephyrians.

The Ehphyrians are my neighbors from long ago. Your threat against Prague has not been forgotten. There shall be no such ties between our nations. Consider this a declaration of war.

Look at him struggle to throw us against eachother, truly an insect

Malta and Imperio would also back me up OP

Want a nap, let's create a coalition, you me and penge dark grey. Want it?

Okay they are going for warsaw, i will continue to intercept the pakis and you go for kalingrad so we have a stronger border? sound like a plan?

Ill support Goys

Well it's been fun.

Going to my apartment in Berlin to shoot myself.

ALONE

UPDATE
Germans defeat the Ephyrian expedition and push back

You can take Italy if you want

Sounds good to me, time to dominate.

OK, that's a good plan, but first I want the north star +3 for neutral territory, lumber and oil +2 each, they have few regions between them

Roll to attack praha

Kill the Nordic Empire, focus on bonuses.

Attack the Reds, push towards Berlin, Hamburg, and Copenhagen.

New bonus: +12

keep fortifying Iberia and Morocco

Oil +2 in north> Turku> star in north

Spill fortify western border

Take Frankfurt and Koln, and then fortify all new land.

Can do.
Who are my allies and enemies?
Reinforce German Border, then take Strasbourg and Lyon

Fill France.
Kek, get rekt faggot.

Invade Byzantine since they are kill

PALIS
I have an NAP with you, also argued for you to join as Ruskis

Pali

Rekt? He had to go through fortified territory, and I took Berlin. More or less of a stale mate. My bonus remains the same

take Cairo, spill for fish to the north of Alexandria, further spill for the city on the sinai
well we had nothing official but had agreed on current borders here

Invade Syria

Cool
Malta, want to upgrade to allies or NAP?

south east oil +1 > potato > more eastern expansion

alliance is good

BONUS IS +8 BOSSMAN

Be easy retard, the magyars are approaching and i will need some help if they attack

Cool

Of course, I'm prepared.
Who is in war with the Magyars?

Not your friend.

I haven't moved west since my third roll, dude. Don't be paranoid.

Correction: *East

Are we at NAP or alliance?

the magyars have an alliance withe epjyrians, but it looks like its gonna kick off with them and the germans (red)

Nap, we only can have 1 alliance, even so its the same thing with a different name
By the way, my ally is British like, rule Britannia rule portugal

Op make next post new thread

im happy for a NAP

We are the true purveyors of civilisation portugal, we got dis.

NEW BREAD

Fair enough lads, NAP it is, but I'll consider it an alliance of the like-minded.