TRUMP GENERAL - INTO THE LIGHT OF THE GOD EMPEROR edition

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NEW
>Trump Rally in Manheim PA 10/1/16
youtu.be/0qV_lJX76bg
>AD: Do you really need to ask?
youtu.be/jI7ke3a7wOM
>Trump Rally in Novi MI 9/30/16
youtu.be/uBIj1x-OZb0

EVENTS
>Trump at Gerald Ford Museum Grand Rapids MI 9/30/16
bit ly /2d28CBo (interview)
youtu.be/9Exk5OradzE
>Trump Rally in Bedford NH 9/29/16
youtu.be/-x8x_meVshw
>Pence Rally York, PA 9/29/16
youtu.be/O-1Q-sui6BY
>Trump Rally in Waukesha WI 9/28/16
youtu.be/55w7B8rq-3Y
>Trump Rally in Council Bluffs IA 9/28/16
youtu.be/LLzRqUCB6Ss
>Trump meets Pol American Cong Chicago IL 9/28/16
youtu.be/bmZB-1jvDRw
>Pence Rally in Leetonia OH 9/28/16
youtu.be/tTctFW15iqs
>Trump Rally in Melbourne FL 9/27/16
youtu.be/TRAm6vPYuMM
>Trump TH at Miami Dade College FL 9/27/16
youtu.be/zw7u7mcdEhs

INTERVIEWS
>Trump deposition in Old Post Office case 6/16/16 (released 9/30/16)
youtu.be/PRpj2nvQkhs (1/2)
youtu.be/i-KeJ3e8smU (2/2)
>Trump on CNN 9/29/16
youtu.be/8qCDvJrrZbo
>Trump on ORLY 9/28/16
youtu.be/l9zuEhcQsoo
>Trump on F&F 9/27/16
youtu.be/m2hW3ZEUQIU

INSPIRATION
>The Lion
youtu.be/Lu4VUsaxs6E
>Trump Ad: Movement
youtu.be/VZJ868DHrwk
>Deplorables Unite
youtu.be/lDUwXFvTJfA
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
youtu.be/RCUZ8w4Du2U
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
CROOKED HILLARY GUIDE
pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
pastebin.com/XuJpPFni
wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/

Other urls found in this thread:

pastebin.com/nygxu29R
youtube.com/watch?v=JxcDdRc4IIM
cesrusc.org/election/
nytimes.com/1994/04/16/us/clinton-taxes-laid-bare-line-by-line.html
mediaite.com/online/never-mind-wikileaks-cancels-big-clinton-related-announcement-amid-security-concerns/
panopticlick.eff.org/
panopticlick.eff.org/about)
youtube.com/watch?v=1vx3_2ks5qQ
youtube.com/watch?v=A9jhD_W0p1o
youtu.be/qez16KNYrdo
rt.com/news/361340-jews-eu-extremism-anti-semitism/
zachwhalen.net/posts/how-to-make-a-twitter-bot-with-google-spreadsheets-version-04/
youtube.com/watch?v=Z-FPimCmbX8
youtu.be/A5zebaFFsQY
youtube.com/watch?v=CydOohrmZNw
youtube.com/watch?v=Xs0AupRWyC0
breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/10/01/trump-receives-police-union-endorsement-battleground-ohio/
twitter.com/search?q=#BasementDwellers
ifpnews.com/news/world/americas/2016/10/us-police-brutality-result-israeli-training-kevin-barrett/
youtube.com/watch?v=qPOK31rLtZo
cinemablend.com/new/Star-Wars-Force-Awakens-Villains-Have-Connections-Nazi-Party-79077.html
zerohedge.com/news/2016-09-29/fbi-investigating-more-dead-people-voting-virginia
youtube.com/watch?v=z3GcbRX5FAs
youtu.be/eKRryRyHZbg
github.com/trutherbotdash
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Thanks for the lulz guys
I gotta take off but here's the link to the pastebin:
pastebin.com/nygxu29R
MAGA

AWOO~

Fuck Trump and fuck white people

I really used to support Trump but everyday is a fight to rationalize it. Everyday is a new scandal or a hill shill brings up another good point that questions my beliefs. Ontop of that my dog just died too and I loved him so much. I just can't do it anymore.

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Looks like it's finally time for a Trump surge.

this weekend has been so draining in many senses

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Thanks for the threads pal. I may be able to bake one or two, after that people will have to manage.

DAILY REMINDER THAT TRUMP IS A RUSSIAN STOOGE

So what did Trump do in 1995? All I find is that he lost $900 mill and didn't pay taxes that year because he lost money, what's the problem?

I SPEAK FOR THE VETERANS!
>except I'm a proven draft dodger.

I SPEAK FOR THE MIDDLE CLASS TAXPAYERS!
>except I'm a crook born with a silver spoon who's NEVER paid Tax like you fools had to either.

I SPEAK FOR MORAL VALUES!
>except for when I'm guest appearing in porn films, marrying hookers or publicly 'admiring' 12 year old girls.

I SPEAK FOR REPUBLICANS!
>except if they don't nominate me, in which case I'll fuck the entire party over big time.

I SPEAK FOR ISRAEL!
>because everyone should have ONE thing they believe in - no exception.

youtube.com/watch?v=JxcDdRc4IIM

Looks like he's been surging for 3 weeks m8

cesrusc.org/election/

First time all election he's maintained a lead for 3 weeks.

Awo indead

Threadly reminder that Hillary Clinton donated her underwear to charity so she could deduct $2 from her federal tax returns. Where is the "spirit of the law" in this case?

nytimes.com/1994/04/16/us/clinton-taxes-laid-bare-line-by-line.html

M-my record
I-it's been...CORRECTEEEEEEEEEEEED

That's only because Autumn started.

If you can keep your energy level high during this time, then Making America Great Again in the Spring shouldn't be a problem.

What's up /tg/

Make america awoo again

do chinks even celebrate CHRISTmass

damn.................

Still better then Hillary.
Her corruption cannot be allowed into the white house at all costs.

Ha, stupid drumpfkin, don't you know that he should be graciously thanking Bill Clinton for allowing him not to pay taxes? Bill Clinton did pass the law that allowed that, you know!

>Me watching these CTR friends freak the fuck out.

I SPEAK FOR AMERICANS
>except I'm a shill who couldn't even be assed to change his proxy

He's mean so everything he does is bad.

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thats not the reason user

>didn't pay taxes that year

That year and in subsequent years, thanks to a law signed by Bill Clinton that allow losses to roll over and offset tax liability.

Think on it like this: you lose 10000 bucks this year. You profit 2000 every subsequent year.

It means that you do not pay taxes over the 10000 profits until it offset the 10000 losses.

Or something like that, I could be wrong in the percentages.

Cmon man.. I'm on no fap right now.

Jealousy I think

WE'RE AT WAR


KILL THEM ALL


PRAISE KEK


GOD EMPEROR TRUMP

There isn't one. The NYT's largest single investor, Mexican billionaire Carlos Slim, wants Trump stopped at all costs.

Slim, among other things, makes zillions selling phone cards to illegals in the US. Trump is a serious threat to that continuing.

mediaite.com/online/never-mind-wikileaks-cancels-big-clinton-related-announcement-amid-security-concerns/

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO JULIAN, GUYS?

Taiga does

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>I SPEAK FOR AMERICANS
is a mudslime in London

We are on the verge of memeing a candidate into the White House.

Post yfw we win

Motherfucker has niggers constantly climbing his walls and shit. Fuck a wall, Assange needs a dome.

>why not

If he is smart he is postponing that to prevent it from being associated with the tax media cycle or it would look retaliation for that disclosure.

Wise as the tax disclosure could be either to preempt whatever is in the leak or even be deliberate by Trump's camp

So why does Hillary and her goons allow the LA times pollsters to live?

Julian stepped outside and got sniped by one of the 5000 snipers George Soros hired

>he doesn't know about democracy

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Trump's taxes would drown out whatever he reported so he's postponing for maximum coverage because he's an attention whore.

Dilbertman did say he doubted Assange had anything left.

I don't know. The LA times even endorsed Hillary last week.

Announcement is still on. Just not on the outside balcony because of (((Skype))).

Holy fucking guacamole.

>say you're going to give a big announcement from a balcony
>expect not to get sniped
most likely a bait and switch. Either way, doing it now would make it get lost in the news cycle; the (((MSM))) is still disoriented and trying to figure out how Trump ran circles around them for the umpteenth time in this election period.

Yeah I read about it, what he's done is perfectly legal, so what's the fuzz about it?

They endorsed her and do hit pieces on Trump everyday. They have no control of their poll. You can't kill math.

this is a false flag, right?

What will Trump say in his concession speech, if it happens ?

Lol hes speaking out against the clintons dude, you do know what happens when you do that? Dude probably hase dozens of hits on him at the moment from the clintons alone

>reddit
stopped reading there

Literally the most clever person in the world

Why is Assange such a cocktease little bitch?

yes, mods of that sub do shit like that all the time.

SRS

found a bunch more Trump grills, feels good man

yes!!!!!!!!!!

It's just le reddit trolling. They probably got tired of moderating comments.

Time to find out if Stone is BSing or not.

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>Cred Forums on reddit
>dead
good

also
>many well known hate symbols (swastikas, pepes, etc.) were posted.
>pepes
obvious troll is obvious troll

>mfw

>so what's the fuzz about it

As a document got leaked to the NTY Hillary's camp is doubling down on the "Trump does not pay taxes" talk as if it was bad or illegal.

Just like worldwide media coordinated to talk about a cartoon frog they did to talk about this subject, and will coordinate to talk about the next one and the next one.

They know Trump's administration will most likely have a lot of people crossed by the media (Christie, Thiel, Giuliani, Trump himself, etc) so they are singing the swan song.

Because he's "not paying his fair share" and complained in 2012 that half of Americans don't pay income tax. What (((people))) are too stupid to stupid to understand is that he was attacking the system (set up by Bill Clinton), which his tax plan has been designed to correct from the beginning. He leaked it himself so all focus will be on Hillary's scandals when the October surprise hits.

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>Yeah I read about it, what he's done is perfectly legal, so what's the fuzz about it?
Liberals being assblasted about rich people not paying their """"""""""""fair share""""""""""""

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>what's the fuzz about it?

Liberal retards doesn't know that it's legal.

>Freckled boobs

My dick

Urge to breed... Rising.

Damn, it's a wierd feeling being a non white Trump supporter.

repost:
What I like most about this is that shows how much of a threat they consider us. You don't get the entire MSM to attack someone who is powerless, as it is a waste of resources.

We have them so scared that MSM are breaking decade-old traditions and flat-out endorsing candidates.

They are losing, and they know it. This is their hour of desperation.

PSA: STAY SMART, STAY SAFE, STAY INCOGNITO

Here is just a reminder: any external link has the ability to gather information about you.

The minimum it gets from you is the IP and, unless you are behind "7 proxies" leads directly to your ISP that can personally identify your current location,

But for some link (like dropbox or google drive, for instance) they can identify you personally if you are logged in to their services (dropbox or even Gmail in the drive case).

In some cases the information that you open the dropbox folder / google drive document is even visible to the person who shared it.

Even if you took all precautionary measures to avoid being identified there is always fingerprinting.

The combination of Browser, OS, plugins and fonts you have installed is more likely unique and can be read by the external websites. To learn more about that read panopticlick.eff.org/ (specially this link: panopticlick.eff.org/about)

To summarize: don't click external links on this board except if you absolutely trust who posted it or if you already know the service / site or if you don't care to be personally identified.

This was a PSA brought by you by your friendly Alberto Barbosa, having nothing but your safety and happiness in mind

So much titty meat

He names the Jew, and civil war begins.

We posting Trump girls?

Doing a balcony announcement was stupid.

That's how you become the next MLK.

Im losing faith bros, its starting to seem hopeless for our guy. :(
Is america done for?

youtube.com/watch?v=1vx3_2ks5qQ

is pogo one of us?

They realize they're out of a job in November.

The only scandal is the NYT breaking federal laws.

topkek

baited again

They keep spending and shilling and Trump is literally neck and neck, and he's not even started spending yet.

I want to cum inside the shill

>Lol hes speaking out against the clintons dude, you do know what happens when you do that?

>youtube.com/watch?v=A9jhD_W0p1o

Everything rests on the second debate

Why do people regard dilbertman as this purveyor of all truths? He's good at persuasion, but how the fuck should he know anything about what info Assange has?

I SPEAK FOR AMERICAN POLITICS
>across the fucking Atlantic

America will be a brazil level third world country no matter who wins..It will be funner to watch with a Trump presidency

He's started, but he's not even close to matching Hillary.

>one shot at life
>born in the US


>as a paraplegic with Ethiopian ancestry

savage

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BwahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
And people said "lol you dumb drumpfkins there's no thing such as 3D chess"
Fucking libtards don't know about 15D Shogi

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There's also the giant one of him not paying taxes. I know he can't do anything wrong, but this looks bad.

There's like a month left. Didn't factor in that his free media would turn on him. It's a disaster.

im so glad a brit didnt post this i would have to go and look

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Julian is Julian.

if anyone wants sauce, she's @bigcitylittlelife on instagram

delicious blue eyes

"She lost consciousness waiting for her van at the 9/11 memorial."

Clinton bait. She won't be able to resist. Second debate over.

because he's right constantly

TRUMP APRIL 26th

youtu.be/qez16KNYrdo

Because the logic of persuasion dictates that if Assange really could've killed her off, he would've done so earlier. Plus we know his leaks are only having limited effects. Shillary has saturated the media with the whole Russian bogeyman.

>voting for a freeloader who pays no taxes

No thanks senpai

>Didn't factor in that his free media would turn on him.
Where the fuck have you been? The media has been adversarial from the very beginning. Trump just plays them like a fiddle, like that Birtherism press conference.

>that like bar

It seems that everyone generally accepts Hillary Clinton as a murderer. Cred Forums you've done it.

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What did she mean by this?

never give up hope

Who's he voting for?

Jews may leave EU if Islamic terrorism, anti-Semitism not halted, top rabbi warns MEPs

rt.com/news/361340-jews-eu-extremism-anti-semitism/

IRONY ALERT: And Jews are the cause of the wars in the ME that the Muslims are fleeing from.

>if Assange really could've killed her off, he would've done so earlier

He couldn't no matter what he had.

Clinton fucking passed out on her feet in fucking 9/11 and people barely remember it today (less than a month later).

I'm going to make. This Commonwealth. Great. Again, folks. Believe me, we're going to make it great again.

>t.President Mugabe on national computer

>free media
The media has been against him from the start. He has to manipulate and trick them to get coverage.

>Two Days Ago
>Driving to Work
>2 more Trump/Pence Signs on my route
>"Sweet"
>Today
>Driving to Work
>SEVEN MORE FUCKING SIGNS


>mfw I'm in Ohio

If he wanted the leaks to kill off Clinton, he would release them later. E.g. October. So it stays fresh in the minds of voters.

Seriously, fuck the meme that dilbertman knows everything.

yum we love daddy

>Jeff Dunham

Go to bed Cletus

>@bigcitylittlelife on instagram
Thanks my man! Couldn't find anything through google image search.

DAHNALD, WHY WON'T YOU DISAVOW

what did he mean by this?

Unfortunately, America will fuck it up.

Everything you see and read everywhere in America is against trump. Everything is a planned distraction, to the T, even with the timing. At this point Americans who are not completely brainwashed are making or have made their decision. I don't think there is any way to tell who has effectively been brainwashed. So really it's just going to be up to America to be aware and vote. Or be devoured by whatever intentions are on deck. Slowly... Slowly the plan evolves..... Anyway.

The real issue here is that Trump STOP giving the press any real ammunition. I don't care what kinds of games you're playing if this is a strategy????? If it's not, get your shit together man. If you actually did a line of coke before the debate. Don't. Wtf. Slay that fucking evil bitch already. Enough. Cut her goddamn head off.

At this point it doesn't matter. Go for her throat, forget her gender. Let her have it. The world is waiting. Take her down. Be vigilant, articulate, concise and rip her to shreds. It's time. America knows the difference between passion and anger. So do those who claim it to be hate. We know where the real hate lies. It's not with you. We feel your frustration that we all see in this world. Rip her to shreds already please.

Thanks

Luke

Her battery ran out

Reminder to do your part and set up a Twitter bot to shill for the god emperor zachwhalen.net/posts/how-to-make-a-twitter-bot-with-google-spreadsheets-version-04/

He's an attention whore but in this case it's just the smart thing to do. Leaks don't matter if nobody hears about them.

well..Bye

1758D Gomoku

So is pol going to be shut down? What is going on?

And if they do, where else will we go for trump generals?

Don't breed with her user. We must keep the white race pure. Here, breed with Stacey Dash. She supports Trump.

He's met Kaine personally so he'll probably vote Trump.

Mmmm swamp pussy is best pussy

Ohio is a lock for Trump. Hillary has no rallies scheduled there, NYT already writing it off as 'not important'.

Jeff Dunham is just a shit tier version of Otto and George, but this was pretty funny.

>Trump contributing more to the GDP than any numale ever will
>He's the parasite

Any guesses on what comes from the leaks next week? They've been sitting on this for a while.

No we won't. Ken ist mitt uns.

>warns
top kek

thank fuck, that dumbass was going to get himself 360 noscoped


inb4 terrorist blows up the embassy

thats another one to add to Trump's collage of people getting BTFO

reddit jokes

no problem.

this one is @gracecatherinedaniels

>giving Hillary the white house
>giving Hillary the power to select our new judges(radically altering the country forever)
>Letting leftists destroy the constitution further because Trump used legal loopholes..signed by clintons..

Not only is your reasoning bad, but most offensive of all is making such a shit post with Whis.

Shame on you, user.

It won't, Martin is planning on co-owning this site.

So Cred Forums, if Trump wins, how much is my Trump stuff (MAGA hat, mail from Trump Campaign, and stickers) going to be worth in the future?

>yfw an RPG crashes into his wall on live stream

TRUMP / PENCE signs in Franklin, Madison, Delaware and Knox counties now outnumber CLINTON / KAINE signs by a large margin.

Oh, and there is a Post-It Pepe on the east-facing wall of a very large dorm window on the campus of Ohio State that got accidentally shown in a crowd shot of their football game yesterday. Was watching on air so couldn't cap. If I get around there I'll take a picture myself.

>three hours long
>three hours long
>three hours long

How to calm thirst?

asking for a freind

Priceless.

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Just dropping in to see how the family is handling the October surprise. You depressed?

What's the story with Martin Sheckles?

That birtherism conference was well played from a Trump business perspective, but not politically. Didn't put it to bed. The birther question in the debate was when it went south.

They'll cut to him no matter what and he knows it. Less so now, but always at the start. They want to see if he says dumb shit. Well do it live.

Didn't think of it. That is funny!

As long as it happens, it happens. Hell, I'd love for it to happen later.

>Voting for a war-hawk and criminal
I was just pretending to be retarded

youtube.com/watch?v=Z-FPimCmbX8

Only 1 way

It'll come. Just not from a balcony.

Everything he's predicted so far has come true. Literally every single time he says "The media will try to push x narrative next week", it fucking happens.

What is three hours long?

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muh dik

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Was the New York Times being mailed his tax returns not it?

Nah, my Chinese dick prefers white meat.

well it involved cuffs

Reminder this happened yesterday.

youtu.be/A5zebaFFsQY
youtu.be/A5zebaFFsQY
youtu.be/A5zebaFFsQY

>Voting for a criminal who pays no taxes, ran a bribery/pay for play operation with the STATE DEPARTMENT, has had several people murdered, is responsible for hundreds of thousands of deaths in the Middle East

>not voting Brannigan

What's wrong with you, fellow Earthican?

wew
How did no one think of this before?

Close, but Trump worked in the private sector his entire life, while Clinton worked in the public sector.

Not the worst comparison ever, though.

Without a traditional campaign infrastructure to target, it appears they have been reduced to going after the "most influential voices" in the online debate. What exactly this means, we're not sure (the comment at the end of the conversation wasn't good though). Below are the screen shots and the full transcript of today's conversation.

Begin Transcript

[...]

6:18]
We have the use of an NSA intrusion package. We are going to find the thought leaders. the meme-generators. the shit-posters. I need a target analysis for r3dd17, twitter, and the ch4ns by tomorrow 5 PM.

[6:18]
You will monitor, identify, and using the FA software set we have, identify/dox.

cshaw [6:18 AM]
that will dox them??

efink [6:20 AM]
It will man-on-the-side for the user boards and intercept traffic. We can use that for IP addresses and loading tracking software and magic lantern onto their devices. Once we have them compromised

[6:20]
David? How many do we need?

brock [6:21 AM]
I want 150 from 4ch4n, whatever you can get from 8. I want 1000 top r3dd17 drivers exposed and I want content analysis for their posts. I want the people who are really driving their narrative.

[6:22]
I need all that in a packet by tomorrow afternoon with lexical analysis, proof of compromise. I want clips of memes. I want to up-vote patterns. All this has to be inside the US too. We can't use externals.

cshaw [6:23 AM]
It won't work outside the US?

efink [6:23 AM]
It works fine outside the us you idiot. That's NSA stuff.

brock [6:24 AM]
WE don't work outside the US. Do you think this is fucking bean-bag?

[6:24]
We are going to disrupt them before this shit goes any further.

[6:24]
if they don't have leaders, we're going to get their thought leaders.

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>IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING

youtube.com/watch?v=CydOohrmZNw

>Cred Forums wins
>Western world becomes stable
>No more happenings

T-thanks

>trump leaks his tax returns to NYT
>NYT subsequently breaks the law to prove that Trump DIDN'T break the law
why would anyone be depressed?

Could have mailed them The Art of the Comeback and they would have gotten the same info.

Willpower. Just ignore thirst you can go without water for three days.

Would this mean you have an alternative source of "water" at hand or close by?

>r3dd17, twitter, and the ch4ns

doxx me I ain't scared of nothin.

im hearing from a source that assange will release the 30k emails that were deleted. in it they show -

-clinton facilitating the arms race in libya and syria
-clinton actually calling obama a nigger
-meetings with paid interests (these are the paid speeches)

tifwiw

It means they target people like Cernovich and Dilbertman for mass shilling operations

Billy "The Faggot" West read some of Trump's tweets using the Zapp Brannigan voice. There's youtube videos of it.

How many jobs have you created or buildings have you made? What have you even done thats valuable

After Trump wins the world will unironically undergo a near never ending maount of Happenings.

It won't be a Soros organised ones, but organic ones.

People will be trying to grab up assets all over the place.

Kip is Mike Pence(moral conscience) and Tim Kaine (yes man) is on mom's sons.

why the fuck you replying son

i'm not talking about that thirst. this doesn't involve water

No one can resist Trump's bait.

>4chinz co-owned by a drunken Jap and an autistic Jew

>wake up and see that uncle julians surprise is scheduled for wednesday
is he really gonna do it?

How does her buttcrack continue past her gootch?

Sure thing.

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>yfw Obama pardons Hillary even after she called him a nigger

>yfw Obama's support among blacks plummets and his legacy is stained eternally even with them

DRUMPF AND Cred Forums ETERNALLY BTFO

youtube.com/watch?v=Xs0AupRWyC0
>youtube.com/watch?v=Xs0AupRWyC0

youtube.com/watch?v=Xs0AupRWyC0
>youtube.com/watch?v=Xs0AupRWyC0

youtube.com/watch?v=Xs0AupRWyC0
>youtube.com/watch?v=Xs0AupRWyC0

youtube.com/watch?v=Xs0AupRWyC0
>youtube.com/watch?v=Xs0AupRWyC0

>Steal sign
>Person buys a new sign
>Campaign gets more funding
They didn't think this one through.

America

I thought it's tuesday.

HE BOUTTA DO IT

Donald Trump Receives Police Union Endorsement in Battleground Ohio

breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/10/01/trump-receives-police-union-endorsement-battleground-ohio/

Is that Tommy Wiseau?

>FA software set we have, identify/dox
>magic lantern onto their devices
AHAHAHAHAH

Holy shit, he did the taco bowl tweet.

wtf i love trump now

They made an entire song demonstrating a stroke or spaz out as if its enduring? The left really does idealize weakness

nevermind, he cancelled it.

>Jew
Albanian. Don't know which is worse.

Wait, you weren't kidding last night?

Skype broadcast now

No it's not, he will be doing a stream instead

>that reporter laughing
At least Fox News takes it lightly. I bet people at CNN would be all assblasted, no fun allowed.

Yep. Fuck what a strange human.

Nope,just doing it via live cam now

> happenings end
> user bored to death
> Everyone on this board does end up killing themselves
It's like pottery

>There's a fire burning on twitter and CTR can't put it out

KEK

>twitter.com/search?q=#BasementDwellers

plz be my ai gf

US Police Brutality Result of Israeli Training: Kevin Barrett

ifpnews.com/news/world/americas/2016/10/us-police-brutality-result-israeli-training-kevin-barrett/

o fug, where did he say this?

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Half (1/2) teaspoon of Salt
Six (6) teaspoons of Sugar
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There's speculation that he won't because he isn't doing it on a balcony (fear of being assassinated). 10 year anniversary of WikiLeaks- destroy Clinton's campaign. I like it.

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No, he cancelled balcony appearance for fear of threats (sniper etc).

Instead will do livestream.

Sorry I wasn't in the right frame of mind for a moment there. Reciting poetry in your mind about something you love could help.

10/4
If Trump doesn't win Texas is going to fucking secede. Fuck all y'all false flag believing retard niggers. CIA has been shit tier since 911. It is a fucking joke.
theTNM.org
AE911Truth.org

That's just Tucker being his usual based self.

Conservatives are generally more easygoing and have a sense of humor. Leftists are the new Puritans.

IN STONE WE TRUST

You know why it is a waste of time to argue with leftists? Because if they accepted facts they wouldn't be leftists.

The destruction caused by the regressive left is more devastating and more irreversible than the destruction caused by a nuclear explosion...

I find it ironic how the brainwashing MSM would have you believe the exact opposite, even with all the evidence clearly visible.

It's like a destruction or degeneration of the mind.

Happenings never end.

Peace is only a confusion between several Happenings.

Texas is gonna secede and get annexed by Mexico?

More like the 80's guy in futurama with the deadly bone disease

we iz dark side n sheet

youtube.com/watch?v=qPOK31rLtZo

>Star Wars: The Force Awakens' Villains Have Connections To The Nazi Party
cinemablend.com/new/Star-Wars-Force-Awakens-Villains-Have-Connections-Nazi-Party-79077.html

Oy vey! Goyim cattle control

Someone at the NYT is gonna get their hand slapped for that piece

Poetry?

>Texas is gonna secede and get annexed by Mexico?

Implying they wouldn't beat Mexico once again and annex an ever bigger part of their territory

The worst of Mexico has been flooding Texas for 20 years now. Why on Earth would Mexico want to annex us?

Kek based tucker

why did Trump leak his tax returns?

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What the fuck is this guy talking about?

How does that keep happening when New York banned guns?

Did Alex Jones see this?

(((FBI))) Investigating More Dead People Voting In The Key Swing State Of Virginia

zerohedge.com/news/2016-09-29/fbi-investigating-more-dead-people-voting-virginia

(absolutely nothing will come of it)

They're politically correct, which stifles humour, but they're hardly puritans when they constantly push their hedonistic nihilism.

fuck taxes

This board is being raided by disgusting sub humans like our border

Texas could literally conquer all of Central America by itself lol.

As a singular state their military is no joke.

>why did Trump leak his tax returns?
We don't know if he did it but if he did it was to force the MSM to disclose what kind of spin they would put in it and to exhaust the oxygen of the room before releasing it himself.

After two weeks tax returns will be a non issue and any development will be chucked to the status of "an update to the story of".

crashing the left wing media with no survivors

one eye on the teleprompter...

LMAO

He paid for it.

So this is going to sound really crazy, but theres actually quite a bit of things in the iCarly theme song that leads me to believe that it was a song about America’s actions in the Middle East after 9/11. Wouldn't it make sense that they would want to indoctrinate children to justify the government’s actions?
Anyways, without further ado, here are the lyrics and analysis:'
I know, you see - preface to try to make the listener believe they already know this
Somehow the world will change for me - a new world order
And be so wonderful - the world order will be better than the previous one because it will be ruled by USA
Live life, breathe air I know somehow we're gonna get there - the Iraq war, intervention in the Middle East and NATO are a means to get to the new world order from the last stanza
And feel so wonderful - Again, be better than the old one
And it's all for real - The new world order is going to be real
I'm telling you just how I feel So wake up the members of my nation - nation does not mean her following, but instead the actual nation of USA
It's your time to be - 9/11 was used as a justification for going back into the Middle East
There's no chance unless you take one- No better a time to go back, literally the Pearl Harbor of the 21st century
And it's time to see The brighter side of every situation - 9/11 was bad, but this new world order will be better
Somethings are meant to be -USA believes its job is to rule the world
So give your best and leave the rest to me - support the war and we’ll do it
Leave it all to me Leave it all to me Just leave it all to me - America alone will rule the world
This might be a little far fetched, but I’m curious what other people think of this. The song was written a considerable amount of time after the war, but after the war is when people started to question it. This isn't meant to be slanderous in any way towards the US or the people who wrote the song, but I feel like the striking wording cant be ignored

He did.

youtube.com/watch?v=z3GcbRX5FAs

>Human

It's a different kind of puritanism. Everyone must conform to their ideals or be shunned and castigated. Only difference is they idealize degeneracy.

oh your still sick huh?

based poland can you make a anti-redditor immigrant task-force

Hahaha no shit, I always used to think this too. also checked

underrated

Kek confirms iCarly is post 911 propaganda?

Made you think about something else for a short while at least ;_;

You are describing a cult.

If Texas secedes, US feds will be more of an ally to Mexico.

Good point. If they are just gonna cross freely anyway, might as well take the oil. Pena Nieto has been saying take the oil from the start.

We take back the federal resources, at the very least, if you secede, that's been proven.

Also secession's illegal rebs. sorry.

youtu.be/eKRryRyHZbg

We have best supporters

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pic - all I can think of now is the pasta about the sous chef who put a can of apple juice in the oven and his German chef started yelling "ZE JOOZ WHY IS ZE JOOZ IN ZE OVEN"

I got engaged and my fiancee is super-dom

AMERICAN HANDS BUILT THAT WITH AMERICAN STEEL

Just gave myself a boner

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You cuck.

>You aint steeling that
i laughed

915,729,293

So realistically will Trump sue?

What if she's proper in public but a Dom in the sac? She just has a kink.

no

>do more bad things
>get more punishment
>?
>profit

chekd lad

Not before Election Day.

If he can he probably will. I think lawyers are still assessing whether he really can or not.

In all likelihood no.

yeah

>everyone goes back to vidya and capeshit like they were doing 2 years ago.

>Cred Forums becomes a board with 40k people instead of millions

>SJW return to being the spinster depressed losers they always were

wow.

are you the guy with the 6 foot 8 gf?

If you aren't completely comfortable with extreme BDSM, you should explain that to her. Tell her your boundaries and hopefully, she respects that.

RECYCLE THREAD
RECYCLE THREAD
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NEW THREAD, MY LAST ONE FOR TONIGHT

MIGRATE AND RECYCLE

MIGRATE AND RECYCLE

MIGRATE AND RECYCLE

Brandon.

oh, shit, I'll yield

Recycle mine later

I think I believe him based on the freakishly rare correct use of "kink" instead of the metastasizing malmot "fetish."

What will you do when he loses?

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Will do. I made a mess of last thread and created too early.

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Romney already lost though?

Probably not but he doesn't have to. This destroys what little credibility the have left.

OK, OK, I yield

RECYCLE

If you guys want a Twitter bot, know how to setup a lamp environment....

I coded a simple Twitter bot in php for memes. You can get the source here.

If you're a programmer you can tell the source it's not malicious in way... :) have fun

Http://github.com/trutherbotdash

Split happened last thread. This is just a result of ripples in the cosmos that is reverberating through /tg/

you sound like that group of autists that used to hang out on Cred Forums shitposting with furries

Sorry guys, github is https

You can download the source for my bot here.

github.com/trutherbotdash

It has a web based interface and executes schedules using crontabs.

I'm considering rewriting it in JavaScript and compiling mobile apps. The web based interface it's mobile responsive. Spread the truths!!!

github.com/trutherbotdash

>contributing to the GOP

>Zimbabwe

PLEASE SUE THEM TRUMP
THE UNBELIEVERS MUST BE PUNISHED

That's what failed candidates do.

More like an kijd of ok but not really funny joke. In other words, it's reddit.

>sarah-gadon
very close to perfect looking

How about a little more 4d3d3d3d3d3?