Guys don't worry about pol shutting down. We will be fine they are working on a Cred Forums shop to fund us...

Guys don't worry about pol shutting down. We will be fine they are working on a Cred Forums shop to fund us. It's going to sell small kek statues maybe big ones, lighters, condoms, colognes or perfumes, community paintings, maybe underwear, other small collectible figurines and just other things that aren't out in the open that just everyone sees.

We are starting a shop but we don't want to make Cred Forums all Normie and gay so we are just going to sell things out of the every day eyes.

This is actually a thing, and is happening. Name ideas for what you'd like in the shop.

the tiny eggs from the miniscule geese

I think a Cred Forums shop is a great idea! I'd be happy to put forward a number of ideas if I got a cut.

Probably food. Shop needs lots of food. Bacon flavored tendies?

Pet friendly peanut butter.

Dragon Dildos.

Fannypacks.

I'd buy 5

This and /k/ patches

Moccasins

T-shirts with classic posts.

Gosh those skypes etc.

Glass pieces, like bongs and bowls. I'd buy one from Cred Forums.

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Boat shoes

A wojak bobblehead

OC pepes
>20% of the sale goes to the creator

CS GO Gambling.

I just want a Cred Forums hoodie

>if I got a cut.
don't be sad
be a lad

I would honestly buy a KEK statue.

>anyone seriously considering to delete Cred Forums

Remember what happened the last time Cred Forums got the axe? Remember how much better it made the rest of Cred Forums because the old Cred Forumsacks redpilled the shit out of the rest of this site?

Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

Why don't we start our own line of Pepe trading cards? We could make a whole game out of it, and hope it blows up like Pokemon did.

But you can only buy them together. Also, the dragon dildos are /k/ branded.

Also, twenty off from being

The creator of the pepe piece? What type of medium?

>pol shutting down

FAKE and GAY

Goddamn you newfaggots are gullible.

These are good ideas. If they aren't taken seriously this site deserves to go under.

Can I buy a kek dildo?

Can you stop with the rare peeps? Some of us have a lot of our savings riding on the meme market making a comeback.

can i get some leaf flags to wipe my ass with? leaf flag toilet paper?

Fine, how about Wojaks instead?

Any merch that signals any kind of Cred Forums inside joke/meme without alluding to Cred Forums would be good.

People here want to buy Cred Forums merch but don't want people other than Cred Forums users to know that they have Cred Forums merch.

I've said it before, I will say it again...

... sell quads and quints.

Yes to the creator of the pepe
Medium?
If you mean what format it would be .jpeg .png .webm .gif (all prices would be worked out by a group)
If you mean where the money would be payed to
Likely paypal

Otayo Yamaguchi shirts

I silked screened a blue shirt with the Cred Forums/yotsuba clover in 2009

ya know it looked nice and most people even now would not be able to tell its Cred Forums

Patches, items from threads (auction), and hats would be great.

Pls be real. I would spend my shekels there.

yes to kek statues

maybe actually make a system that quantifies how many times a pepe has been posted and what its current value is

could have an auction house type thing going on with drawfags/writefags/other contentfags offering their work in exchange for money, ideally they'd be people who make content anyway and they'd just let the money go to Cred Forums, but maybe a baseline portion cut out to go towards Cred Forums from any purchase

pre-made fanny packs with a one serving microwavable spaghetti inside

A Gun shaped Lighter.

this

Meme shirts!!!

also start a straw poll from all the suggestions

>pol shutting down

where is this meme coming from?

Why not have a system like wikipedia where people can donate?

Cred Forums Rope: use it for hanging cloths, hanging pots, hanging niggers, hell you can even hang yourself with it.

You'd have to make it really strong because the hacker known as Cred Forums weighs over 400lbs

Should sell on Amazon. Would reach a much broader audience and people would me much more comfy dealing with that outlet.

>It's going to sell kek

Fuck off faggot.

A post hiroshijew made saying we had three choices or else doom.

I dont recall the other two choices, but one of them was selling shit

- lower the image size limit for every board
- make a patreon-style monthly donation system
- users can choose which board(s) their money goes to
- the more a particular board gets in donations, the greater the resource-using features it gets

stuff like greater image/webm size limits, webm sound, longer archive history, etc.

>People here want to buy Cred Forums merch but don't want people other than Cred Forums users to know that they have Cred Forums merch.

I don't even want "stealth" merch.
what if one of you autismo faggots try to talk to me in real life?

I'm too much of an autismo faggot for that.

For once, a leaf making a good post.

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Ridding the porn and weirdos on that cam whore board need a purge. I love porn and cam whores, but they just have to go.

we could sell package sets of all the things one needs for an exit tank

although I don't know how ethical it is to pander to the market of suicidally depressed people, but it would be a pretty Cred Forums thing to have in the store

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Why the fuck are we not being funded by the "alt right" is it really exists?

>h-hey....y-you use Cred Forums? K-kek what board man?
>O-oh, I'm o-on Cred Forums and h-heh /mlp/
>pls no bullly

Shit didn't think of this

frog Dildos

Pretty much this. Want to support Cred Forums, but not trying to flood it with fucking normies either.

Thats why you only where your Cred Forums shirt outside. Those faggots will know exactly what they are dealing with and stray away from you on the street as to not draw any attention from Lord Kek.

The Cred Forums shirt would be like cloak of shadows

Is there any valid argument against selling frog dildos?
Praise Kek.

fingerboxes obviously

SELL JAPANESE SNACKS AND OTAKU GOODS FUCKERS

THIS!